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Valco. Serves you right!
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I'm quite nervous.
You won't beat our prices.
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Can she stop that now?
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Boom!
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Red hot deals.
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Offers on everything
from booze to biscuits.
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Loads of two-for-ones.
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We have fresh produce...
..delivered daily.
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- Am I getting paid for this?
- Don't forget the Valco tick.
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That way.
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Valco, serves you right.
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Valco, serves you right.
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Valco, serves you right!
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Remind me what this is about, again?
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Well, according to Richard France, it
is a "shooting range for idea bombs".
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Right.
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To be honest, Julia, I do find
him very hard to follow.
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Sometimes I think that Richard France
might actually be from France!
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Ha-ha-ha! Oh, Gavin,
that's very good!
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I thought of it last week, I've been
meaning to say it for some time.
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It's a disgrace, a bloody disgrace.
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Oh...
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He's broken the butcher's code.
Here we go again.
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Rule one. Don't touch
another butcher's knife.
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Rule two. Never grass on another
butcher unless he's broken rule one.
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Rule three. Don't jack your job
in and run off to Newquay.
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You're right, Kieran shouldn't have
left like that, but it's done now.
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I don't know why you're
defending him, he dumped you.
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In fact, he dumped me, too.
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I was not dumped!
We were just mates.
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Down in the mouth? No...
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Heartache behind the eyes?
Yeah, he dumped on you, all right.
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And he's taken a giant dump on me.
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Hey, hey, hey! Morning, G-Force.
All set for your starring role?
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I hate to be negative first
thing in the morning -
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I hate to be negative any time of
day - but I'm still not sure
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that I should be the one manning
the customer suggestion tent.
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Customer Suggestion Tent? Boring!
Come on!
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Let's have a name with some pizzazz.
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I have a very hectic schedule.
I am the store manager, after all.
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I hear you, Gavster.
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And nine times out of ten,
I'd say reach into the beehive
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and pull out a drone.
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I have no idea what you just said.
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People are desperate to give us
their ideas, yeah?
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People want to unzip their brains
and spray ideas into our faces.
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Well, that just sounds
borderline offensive.
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And who do we want to soak up
this ideas shower?
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Maybe Leighton could...
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The guy with the most
absorbent ears in Valco.
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Bla-la-la! The guy who sits in...
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The Ideas Fort!
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Welcome back! Woo-hoo!
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You daft cow!
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Oh, careful! Me tits are red raw.
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Little bugger's got teeth now. It's
like putting your nips in a vice.
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Awww!
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And I've got piles. Awww!
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And he's puked all down me
back and in me hair.
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Ugh!
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I thought you'd left me and all,
Margaret.
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It's not like you to be late.
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Oh, Andy. Oh, I've been
running around
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like a scoppa diddle this morning.
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And then I came in and I saw Gavin
camping! In the shop!
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And I says to him, "What are you
camping in the shop for, Gavin?"
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And he says, "I'm not camping,
Margaret", and then he says,
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"Well, I really must get on."
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Oh, and that reminded me I were
late, so I've come rushing over here
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and now I'm in a right state, Andy,
I really am.
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Whoa, whoa, calm down.
What's the matter, love?
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I've not got me ring on. What?
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It's being cleaned.
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It was supposed to be ready
this morning, but it's not.
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Why are we whispering?
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If fellas see I'm not wearing it,
they'll think I'm available.
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I told you.
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Hello, hello!
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Hello, Anna!
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I thought you did your shopping
yesterday?
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Oh, we are at work, remember!
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I need to use the computer in your
office, my laptop is broken.
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I tell you, for someone with such
impressive hand-eye coordination,
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she's a real butterfingers.
You've not spilt coffee on it again?
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Nail varnish. The man in PC World,
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he say it was the worst thing
you can spill on a laptop!
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So, I can use your office, yeah?
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Oh, yes, but you must be quick.
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Like a quick brown fox!
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Oh!
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I'm not sure that foxes actually
growl... Never mind.
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Er, now, Julie,
will you show Anna how to log in?
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Anna, will you just look away
when Julie types in my details?
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Cross my heart, hope to die,
stick a needle you-know-where!
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Oh!
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Nothing below the waist, remember?
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That's not what he said
this morning.
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Ooh, bit thirsty there, Colin?
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Just lining me stomach.
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Going to cane it tonight.
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Oh, big night out, is it?
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Me mate's birthday.
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She's really looking forward to
meeting him, aren't you, Lis?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Meeting each other's friends,
that's a big step.
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My ex-wife hated all my friends.
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Apart from my best friend Mike,
who, of course, she ran off with.
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Still, you know what they say,
Colin, if you're in love
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with a beautiful woman, you'd
better watch your friends!
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Well, I'm sure that your friend,
erm, what's his name?
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Two Dicks.
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I'm sure that Two Dicks
is not like that.
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Come on, guys, there's people
waiting there.
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Oh, my God, there's no need
to shout!
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I didn't.
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Just cos you're missing your boyfriend,
no need to take it out on us.
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He's not my boyfriend.
Er, not now he's left.
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Colin. What?
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Be a mate and let Lisa
serve some customers.
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What have you become? A monster.
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You know, I remember when I had
MY first breakdown.
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I used to suffer from
terrible mood swings.
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Bloody hell! I'm fine!
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Amazing to think it's just water
but like, really, really cold.
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Can you pass me a lemon?
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Sorry, mate. Crap throw.
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Why did you drop that?
It was perfectly good, that.
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I can't catch.
Why not?
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I don't know, it's my hands.
They just don't like surprises.
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Mental! Right, I'm going
to teach you.
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OK, hands out, like this...
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Just keep your eyes on the lemon
as it leaves my hands, and...
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This reminds me of a game
I play with Gavin.
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I hide and he runs to catch me.
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Oh, he's like a wild stallion
when his blood is up.
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Right, you can look now.
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Coming, ready or not!
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Don't be too long.
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Gavin likes to keep this room
available at all times.
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What is it you're doing, anyway?
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I want to update my...
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Como se llama...? My resume.
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Oh, right, your CV.
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Make-up girl, florist... Dentist?
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People like a little exaggeration.
It's fun!
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Hey, maybe I should apply
for a job here?
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If there is a suitable vacancy
for which
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you're actually qualified
then I'll let you know.
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Julie, you are a wonderful friend!
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Oh!
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Oh, no. That's too much.
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Fishy Feet?
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You put your feet in a fish tank,
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and tiny carp come and nibble
all the tough bits of skin off.
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We could put it by the odour eaters
in aisle six.
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Well it's a health and safety
nightmare, Leighton.
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Ah, but it's also a 12 mega-tonne
mind grenade.
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Have you been talking to
Richard France?
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Mmm. Mr France said if I come up
with a hundred suggestions,
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he'll take me to Head Office.
I could even work there!
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Just be careful what you wish for,
Leighton.
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I mean, Head Office,
it's another world.
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There's no seating plan
on the third floor,
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people just go round "hot-desking".
It's anarchy.
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I'm loving that fish idea, Leighton.
How many's that now?
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Oh, erm, that's 68, Mr France.
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Nearly there, buddy!
Keep going and remember...
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There's no such thing as a bad idea!
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God, I love that kid.
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Thanks, love.
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It's like a red rag to a bull!
Lusty little devil.
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You just need to give off
the right air.
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Here's a look I've perfected
over the years.
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You see?
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It says, "Yes, you may admire me
from a distance,
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"but my heart is closed for business
so don't even..."
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Hello, Andrew.
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Sarah, blimey. How are you?
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Good. And you?
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Erm, yeah, great.
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You've left the lid off
the hummus pot there, Margaret.
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I don't think I did, Andy.
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Please go and stand over there,
Margaret. Right-o.
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Nice cover unit.
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Reinforced Perspex?
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With a silicate coating.
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What you doing back in Warrington?
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Oh, me Auntie died,
so I'm just back to sort stuff out.
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Didn't know if you'd still
be working here.
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Well, I keep trying to leave
but they keep promoting me.
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I'm head butcher now, so...
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that's good.
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Lovely marbling, by the way.
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Especially on that sirloin.
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Well, I can see you're busy.
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Just wanted to say hello.
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Goodbye, Andrew.
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No, I will not give you a kiss!
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I said quiche.
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I know what I heard!
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M-O-R-I...
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Yes, I know how to spell
Morrisons, madam.
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I'm just not sure why we'd
want one in our Valco store.
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But I like Morrisons.
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Don't I get a chocolate? No.
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You've been stood there ages, Andy.
Is anything the matter?
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Ah, it's nothing, Margaret,
you don't need to know my troubles.
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Righty-o.
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But, er, since you asked...
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That woman who was here before,
she's an ex-girlfriend of mine.
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I broke her heart when I ended it.
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I'm just worried I might've bought
back some painful memories.
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For her, obviously.
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Was it a long time ago?
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Oh, long, long time ago.
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Well, she'll be fine, then.
I wouldn't worry.
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Well, I wouldn't say fine.
I was the love of her life.
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She's probably forgotten
all about you by now.
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Yeah. Well, let's hope so, eh?
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Well, she definitely didn't look
bothered. Not one bit.
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Thank you. Next!
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Forget it. Take that,
go on, on your way.
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Right, take two.
Go on, keep going.
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Eyes on the lemon, son,
eyes on the lemon. Yes.
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Oh, unlucky, Ray. Here we go.
Come on, let's do this.
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This is the one, this is the one.
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Unlucky.
Come on, Ray. Come on, Ray!
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Yes!
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Yes!
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All right?
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Yeah.
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Erm... Oh, yeah, what are you
wearing tonight?
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You what?
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You're not going to wear that
horrible purple top, are you?
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You know, the one that
pushes your tits out like that.
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Yeah, I am. Why?
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Why don't you wear it
with the buttons
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done right the way up to the top?
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Why?
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It's Two Dicks. You don't know
what he's like.
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Aw, you worried I'll get off
with him?
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Bang it up your arse.
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If you ask nicely.
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00:11:59,354 --> 00:12:02,393
You've got a nasty little mouth,
baby.
246
00:12:02,394 --> 00:12:03,974
Watch I don't make you wash it out.
247
00:12:06,134 --> 00:12:07,833
Five minutes, warehouse?
248
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:10,234
Make it ten.
I need a shit after this pie.
249
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,174
Gavin,
250
00:12:15,354 --> 00:12:17,593
I don't mean to stir,
251
00:12:17,594 --> 00:12:20,634
but, erm, Anna's still here.
252
00:12:20,714 --> 00:12:22,393
Oh, what an idiot!
253
00:12:22,394 --> 00:12:25,574
I know! What does she think this is?
A cyber cafe?
254
00:12:25,734 --> 00:12:30,054
I meant me. I've over-sharpened
my pencil and the point's broken.
255
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:35,813
I know Anna can be a little vibrant,
but that's what I love about her.
256
00:12:35,814 --> 00:12:39,513
I do hope that you'll like her,
Julie. She's very fond of you.
257
00:12:39,514 --> 00:12:43,814
Oh, and me her. I'm just thinking
of your reputation, Gavin.
258
00:12:43,994 --> 00:12:46,214
Not a very good "eg" to the troops.
259
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,293
Oh, yes. You're right.
260
00:12:48,294 --> 00:12:52,214
Oh! I need a much higher HB
than this, way too brittle!
261
00:12:52,454 --> 00:12:55,494
Gavin, are you all right?
You seem very ruffled.
262
00:12:55,594 --> 00:12:58,454
Some of these suggestions, Julie.
Look...
263
00:12:58,714 --> 00:13:02,233
"Beanbags in the magazine area!"
I mean, this isn't America!
264
00:13:02,234 --> 00:13:04,474
Why don't you take an early lunch?
265
00:13:04,634 --> 00:13:07,354
I think you're probably low
on blood sugar.
266
00:13:07,494 --> 00:13:09,733
Oh, I think you're right, Julie.
267
00:13:09,734 --> 00:13:12,794
Things always seem better after
a medium-sized jacket potato.
268
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,433
No, I didn't say we were in love,
I said we had a thing.
269
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,694
A thing?
270
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,614
You know, a "thing".
271
00:13:24,794 --> 00:13:25,754
Oh, nice!
272
00:13:25,894 --> 00:13:28,454
Yeah, we used to work
together on the meat counter.
273
00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:30,074
I've never known a woman cut
a brisket like her.
274
00:13:30,134 --> 00:13:31,914
I tell you, you could look
at it on the slab
275
00:13:31,994 --> 00:13:34,534
and you'd swear it'd
been done by a bloke.
276
00:13:34,694 --> 00:13:36,134
How could you resist?
277
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,694
Are you talking about
your lady friend, Andy?
278
00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:41,434
Oh, he were in a right state, Katie,
you should've seen him.
279
00:13:41,574 --> 00:13:43,194
I was just worried about her.
280
00:13:43,354 --> 00:13:45,093
I haven't seen her
since I broke her heart.
281
00:13:45,094 --> 00:13:46,074
Oh, what happened?
282
00:13:46,114 --> 00:13:47,813
Well, she was offered a
job in Scarborough,
283
00:13:47,814 --> 00:13:49,734
and she didn't know whether
to take it or not.
284
00:13:49,814 --> 00:13:52,114
So I asked her to marry me.
285
00:13:53,574 --> 00:13:57,913
You asked her to marry you?
Andy Richmond, the lone wolf?
286
00:13:57,914 --> 00:14:01,094
I was just doing it to be nice.
Thank God she said no.
287
00:14:02,514 --> 00:14:03,673
So, let me get this straight.
288
00:14:03,674 --> 00:14:07,813
You asked her to marry you,
she said no and then she left?
289
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,394
Close shave, eh?
Lucky escape from the old...
290
00:14:11,814 --> 00:14:15,194
Well, that's funny, you'd think it
would be Andy that were heartbroken,
291
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,414
what with her turning him
down and that.
292
00:14:17,574 --> 00:14:19,493
But it's not, it's her.
293
00:14:19,494 --> 00:14:20,454
Yeah.
294
00:14:20,614 --> 00:14:23,174
You would think that, Margaret,
wouldn't you?
295
00:14:26,314 --> 00:14:27,653
Yeah, watch the lemon, Ray.
296
00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:31,493
Yeah, lovely, Ray. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yes! Yes, Ray!
297
00:14:31,494 --> 00:14:32,474
Whoa! Yeah, yeah!
298
00:14:33,894 --> 00:14:36,534
Oh, Ray! Oh, yeah!
299
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:41,894
What's wrong with you?
300
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,354
No, no, no...
301
00:14:49,254 --> 00:14:50,074
There you go.
302
00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:53,274
You're a natural.
303
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,854
Thanks. That felt really good.
304
00:14:56,314 --> 00:14:58,454
Suppose we should get on
with some work, then.
305
00:15:00,314 --> 00:15:01,734
Chuck us that cloth, will you?
306
00:15:01,874 --> 00:15:03,354
Sorry, I can't.
307
00:15:03,434 --> 00:15:04,614
What? I can't throw.
308
00:15:06,854 --> 00:15:10,373
Don't forget to let us know your
suggestions for improving Valco.
309
00:15:10,374 --> 00:15:12,934
Why not drop in to the Ideas Fort
and have a chat to our manager?
310
00:15:16,954 --> 00:15:18,054
You're in there.
311
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,494
With Ideas Bomb dot com? Nah.
312
00:15:19,574 --> 00:15:20,934
Why not? He's fit.
313
00:15:21,114 --> 00:15:22,393
Too cheesy.
314
00:15:22,394 --> 00:15:24,154
I bet he'd wash it if you asked him.
315
00:15:25,914 --> 00:15:26,834
That's so wrong!
316
00:15:30,714 --> 00:15:33,093
Oh, Anna, you're not still here?
317
00:15:33,094 --> 00:15:38,373
Have you seen this singing cat
on YouTube? He sings the Bee Gees!
318
00:15:38,374 --> 00:15:42,073
You haven't seen Richard, have you?
I really need to find him.
319
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:47,194
Oh, my warrior is angry.
Your face is like forged steel.
320
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:53,574
Come see this,
it will make you feel so much better.
321
00:15:55,514 --> 00:15:57,254
No, no, no, Anna,
now is not the time!
322
00:15:58,854 --> 00:16:00,774
Oh, no, no, don't be like that!
323
00:16:05,274 --> 00:16:08,314
You watch the singing cats,
I think about forgiving you.
324
00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:21,574
Oh, very good!
325
00:16:38,854 --> 00:16:40,774
Oh, yes!
326
00:16:42,074 --> 00:16:44,314
Well, I very much enjoyed that.
327
00:16:44,454 --> 00:16:46,394
Now I do really need to go
and find Richard.
328
00:16:48,294 --> 00:16:50,394
Goodbye, my love.
329
00:16:55,034 --> 00:16:59,193
I can assure you, Richard, that we
have never been that intimate before
330
00:16:59,194 --> 00:17:01,593
on Valco premises before, Richard.
331
00:17:01,594 --> 00:17:02,714
That's not what I've heard.
332
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,854
Now, Richard, look.
333
00:17:07,014 --> 00:17:10,714
I don't want to wave my badge in
your face, but I just think
334
00:17:10,854 --> 00:17:13,294
that this whole suggestion thing
has just got way out of hand.
335
00:17:13,354 --> 00:17:14,553
Gav...
336
00:17:14,554 --> 00:17:16,473
I know. I know what
you're going to say...
337
00:17:16,474 --> 00:17:18,534
That you are a star?
338
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:24,153
I know this really wasn't your
thing, but you gave it a go,
339
00:17:24,154 --> 00:17:26,534
and I, for one,
think you're a top bloke.
340
00:17:29,414 --> 00:17:32,614
Well, thank you. Thank you, Richard.
That's very kind of you.
341
00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:36,793
Hey, you're the sheriff
of this store, right?
342
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,814
And if you've had enough of
the Ideas Fort, then...
343
00:17:45,094 --> 00:17:47,654
it's gone.
344
00:17:47,814 --> 00:17:50,214
I really do think it's
for the best, Richard.
345
00:17:51,174 --> 00:17:52,934
Just let me have all the ideas
you got today,
346
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,234
and then I can run them over
to Martin in the morning.
347
00:17:56,794 --> 00:17:59,194
Martin? Martin? As in Martin Shell?
348
00:17:59,354 --> 00:18:01,753
We've got a working brunch
at head office tomorrow.
349
00:18:01,754 --> 00:18:05,654
He wants to rap about
the best suggestions.
350
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,174
It's no biggie.
351
00:18:11,194 --> 00:18:14,073
Is that the cat that sings
the Bee Gees?
352
00:18:14,074 --> 00:18:16,153
Yes! Come and see!
353
00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:17,754
I love this!
354
00:18:21,914 --> 00:18:25,253
Martin Shell is no fool, and as soon
as he sees those ideas
355
00:18:25,254 --> 00:18:27,333
he's going to blow the whole thing
out of the water.
356
00:18:27,334 --> 00:18:31,034
And as Richard says,
I am the sheriff of this store,
357
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,114
and I'm sure that that
counts for something.
358
00:18:33,274 --> 00:18:36,794
"You're the best goddamn sheriff
this side of Warrington!"
359
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:42,053
"Well, er, thank you there,
pardner."
360
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:45,054
"Why, Sheriff Strong,
you're so rugged!"
361
00:18:45,274 --> 00:18:49,594
"I hope you don't put me across
your knee and tan my behind."
362
00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:52,314
Gavster, one more ideas bomb
for you.
363
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:57,894
Yeah, I think it would've landed
by now.
364
00:18:59,174 --> 00:19:01,894
Now, I know you're
understaffed at the checkouts.
365
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,634
Oh, don't tell me, you're going
to put robots on the tills?
366
00:19:05,554 --> 00:19:08,934
No, not robots. Anna.
367
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,073
Anna?!
368
00:19:10,074 --> 00:19:13,094
Hashtag wow factor!
She's incredible!
369
00:19:13,254 --> 00:19:15,353
Richard, could you just please
do me a favour
370
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:18,073
and just don't mention this to Anna?
You know, she's very headstrong...
371
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:22,853
Isn't it fantastic?
Richard said there are vacancies!
372
00:19:22,854 --> 00:19:24,754
Yeah, just hold on a minute
there, darling,
373
00:19:24,954 --> 00:19:27,014
we really need to talk about this.
374
00:19:27,174 --> 00:19:31,314
I know what you're going to say,
but it is not your decision.
375
00:19:33,434 --> 00:19:37,414
Julie does the hiring.
Don't you, Julie?
376
00:19:39,194 --> 00:19:41,914
Well, sometimes, yes...
377
00:19:42,074 --> 00:19:45,914
So, if Julie wants me to work here,
then will you let her decide?
378
00:19:48,634 --> 00:19:52,153
Well, you are the
deputy manager, Julie.
379
00:19:52,154 --> 00:19:54,054
So if it's OK with you, then...
380
00:20:02,054 --> 00:20:03,034
Will you marry me?
381
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,454
There you go. Wear that till yours
come back from cleaners.
382
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,853
No rapscallion will
bother you any more.
383
00:20:10,854 --> 00:20:12,474
Oh, Andy, you are clever.
384
00:20:12,614 --> 00:20:15,674
And now that we're wed,
time for our first dance.
385
00:20:15,754 --> 00:20:17,573
Oh!
386
00:20:17,574 --> 00:20:18,874
Awww, sweet!
387
00:20:22,694 --> 00:20:23,814
Sarah.
388
00:20:26,794 --> 00:20:28,774
Did you, er, forget something?
389
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:33,273
Yeah. I forgot to say that
reinforced Perspex covers
390
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,813
can sometimes make the meat sweat,
391
00:20:35,814 --> 00:20:37,874
so you should check
your ventilation.
392
00:20:38,074 --> 00:20:40,134
Well, obviously.
393
00:20:40,294 --> 00:20:43,794
And also, do you fancy
a pint after work?
394
00:20:43,974 --> 00:20:44,914
Er...
395
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,854
Well, I'll just leave my number
and... I'd love to.
396
00:20:52,394 --> 00:20:54,394
Well, I'll be in the car park.
397
00:20:59,434 --> 00:21:00,854
He was always a good dancer.
398
00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:07,034
Just doing it for her.
Maybe she can get some closure.
399
00:21:13,114 --> 00:21:14,214
No, fuck off. What?
400
00:21:14,394 --> 00:21:16,473
No, Lisa, you're not wearing that.
What?
401
00:21:16,474 --> 00:21:18,294
Fix it. Are you taking the piss?
Yeah.
402
00:21:18,354 --> 00:21:21,753
You're so annoying. Fix it. Fix it!
403
00:21:21,754 --> 00:21:23,014
I am!
404
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:24,633
Look at those!
405
00:21:24,634 --> 00:21:25,934
I know. Touch 'em. Kiss 'em.
406
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:30,534
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