All language subtitles for Trollied s02e03 Gavins Visit.eg

Valco! Serves you right. I know it.
You can't beat our prices.

Could you stop that now?

If you can get it anywhere cheaper,
I'll come round and cook it myself.

Red hot deals. Offers on everything
from booze to biscuits.

Loads of two-for-one. Service with a
smile.

Fresh produce. Grown locally.

Don't forget the Valco tick! That
way.

Am I getting paid for this? Valco! I
wasn't ready.

Valco serves you right. Valco,
serves you right!

I'd just like to remind our
customers

about our special buy one get one
free offer on all Valco packs of

fruit and vegetables. Offer ends
today.

Morning.

Oh hello, you're in early. What's
happened?

Has Emma chucked you out? Why would
Emma chuck me out?

Plenty of reasons, your eyes for one.
Shifty little things.

Maybe you shagged her sister, I don't
know. Emma hasn't got a sister and

she hasn't chucked me out, I just
thought I'd come in early,

if that's all right. Of course it's
not all right.

You see this badge? Head butcher,
that means I should get here first.

It doesn't say "head butcher" on
your badge. It does up here.

Just remember that, morning glory.

So this is Katie, it's her first day
too but she already knows the ropes,

so we thought we'd stick you on here
together.

Katie, this is Neville. Morning.
Morning!

This is very exciting, I've been in
here so many times

and I never dreamt I'd actually end
up working here.

How are you finding the kiosk,
Katie?

Bit of a step up from the tills, eh?
Uh, I keep having to pinch myself.

I'm sure that Katie won't mind me
saying this, but she used to be

quite slack before.

Things are very different under me
and Lorraine.

You're looking different today,
Julie.

Your hair...

it looks like Lorraine's.

No it doesn't. It's nothing like
Lorraine's!

Honestly, Katie, you and your
imagination.

Morning, petal.

Oh, there she is now. Lorraine! I
don't think she can hear me.

Lorraine!

Right.

I am all yours. Lorraine! Teach me
everything you know.

Well, you'll have to leave early.

An apprentice doing more hours than
his master? I don't think so. Fine.

What the hell's this? A ticket
machine? Yeah.

It were just here when I got here.

Oh, that's it then, they're replacing
us with machines already.

I told you this would happen. Just
like... Terminator.

Terminator, it is. We're not using
that.

Carry on at this rate, in two months
time, this counter will just be a

vending machine.

We'll have to go down the job centre,
if they still exist by then.

Yeah, that'll probably just be a
laptop in the high street.

Yeah, tap in your identification
number, 13 digits.

How am I supposed to remember 13
digits?

All right, Julie, love.

All right Duck! Good weekend, were
it? Mended a couple of cars,

got shitfaced. You ready for this
inspection?

Oh, you needn't worry.

It's only Gavin. He's more of friend
than a boss, really.

Friendship's overrated.

Had one at school. Never again. Oh,
no, me too. I don't have any. Good.

Cos whatever you might think of your
Gavin, he's area manager now.

That means he's the enemy.

Oh, don't worry pet, I'm sure Gavin
will see that you're taking

a no-nonsense approach on the
no-nonsense range.

That's about the fifth time you've
tried that joke, Julie,

and it's shite.

Sorry.

Is there something up with your
voice? No-no-no, nowt up.

Well, it's a bit distracting, and I
want you sharp as a bastard

for this inspection. You are my eyes
and my ears, Jules.

Oh! Easy, tiger.

Where do the balls go? Where do
the...? In the pockets.

And then, um, then into another
dimension.

Ooh, hello. Serious?

Ah, hello. That's it. Let me just
give you a hand with that. Just...

feel the pressure. That's it.

Can I have a go? What? Can I have a
go?

No, we're just, um, we're just
lining up another shot here.

Follow it through.

That's it. That's it.

Ohh...

And then it... that's it.

And stand up again.

We don't need a ticket machine.

If Lorraine and I say it's staying,
it's staying.

It makes the place look cheap!

So do you, but you're still here,
aren't you? Good one, Julie.

I don't have to have one for deli,
do I?

Because I'm not very good
with machines.

The amount of times my washing
line's broke.

Don't worry Margaret, love, you
don't need one. Neither do we!

Suppose we could give it...

We've already got a system for
knowing who's next, it's this:

Who's next?

Well, it was Kieran's idea and I
think it's a good one.

Your idea?

Is this why you came in early?

He's not just a pretty face and a
pert bum, eh?

Phwoar!

I could spend a day on that.

All Valco brand boxes of 40
Pyramid tea bags on offer,

two for one, don't miss out on this
fantastic offer which ends today.

It's very exciting, all this, isn't
it?

Just as someone's getting the chance
to win the lottery,

I'm being given the chance of a
second career.

Then you take the money and give
them the change.

Some people think starting again in
your forties is sad,

but is me working here sad?

I don't think so.

Why don't you give it a go? Right.

Shimples!

Is that... are the kids still saying
that? No.

You've eaten it. What was I meant to
do with it?

But you're saying it was off. It
was. You've ate it all!

How else am I meant to know it was
on the turn?

Would you like to go and get another
pie

and we'll put it through for you?
No.

My mate got ?100 worth of vouchers
for an off bun.

I'm sorry sir, we can offer you
another pie, that's it.

What if that one's off? Well, don't
eat it and bring it back.

How am I meant to know if it's off
if I can't eat it? Just smell it.

I've got no sense of smell. Get your
wife to smell it. Haven't got a wife.

I am speechless. Speechless! You're
pretty loud, considering.

My own apprentice sneaking in early
like Judas with a ticket machine.

I feel sick. It was just an idea.

Well you shouldn't be having ideas,
you're not head butcher, I am!

Who has the ideas in Gotham, Batman
or Robin? You're not Batman.

Et tu, Kieran. Et tu.

I was just trying to show some
initiative, that's all.

Yeah, why start now?

Because I'm married, because I've
got a wife and a house,

I need to think about my career, and
Emma thought...

Oh, don't "Emma thought" me.

I'll be phoning her up telling her
how to do her perm next.

Why do you always think she's a
hairdresser?

She's a PA in a law firm. Yeah, a
law firm full of...

ticket machines, I bet.

Well I'm sorry for trying to do
something different,

I just don't want to end up stuck
behind here for the next 20 years.

Sorry, I didn't mean... Don't touch
me. Don't even look at me.

Can I have eight slices of back
please? Have you got a ticket? No.

Can't serve you then.

What can I get you? Morning Kieran!
Morning.

Gavin!

Have you been on holiday? No
Margaret, I don't work here now.

You do! No, I'm the area manager. I
need Friday morning off.

You'll have to take that up with
Lorraine now Margaret.

But you're here!

Friday morning, you say? Yeah. I've
got a doctor's appointment.

I'll see if I can sort it with
Lorraine. Oh, thank you Gavin.

Anyway, it's nice to see you
Margaret. Yeah!

Bye!

Oh, there you are. Here I am.

So how was your first day back?
Nothing's changed.

Lisa's even swinging on the same
chair as when I left.

- Well we got a new boss?
- Lorraine.

And we got a ticket machine
now on the meat counter. Wow.

That's big. Yeah it's all right,
actually, it was my idea.

Really? Yeah, I just thought I'd
show some initiative. Oh right.

How are you anyway? I mean, how's
Emma? Yeah, she's fine.

Married life treating you well?
Yeah, good, you know. Great.

I'd better get back.

Yeah, me too, meat counter doesn't
run itself, does it? No.

Andy does it, doesn't he? I
missed that wit.

How do you think these things up? I
don't know. Where does it come from?

You're not big, you're not clever.

See you. See you later.

Yes. Gavin.

It's really strange hearing the knock
from the other side.

It's much clearer.

That's a little racy.

It's just a normal bloke doing
an honest day's work.

Hey Julie, I bet if Gavin had a
torso like that he'd never

keep his top on.

Gavin would never take his top off.

I'm sure if forced, he'd give Mr
Poster Man a run for his six pack.

Really? Go on, let's have a look
then, Gavin.

Really rather not.

Anyway, to business. Well, first off,
I can...

well honestly say you've taken a
no-nonsense approach

to the no-nonsense range.

The display, well, it looks smashing.
Thank you Gavin.

I mean I wouldn't use as much of it
myself.

Off the record, I think it cheapens
the store.

But a head office directive is a head
office directive.

Mea culpa.

We think it gives the shoppers more
choice, don't we, Julie?

Oh, oh yes we do Lorraine.

Um, but um, yes, the world would be
a boring place

if it were all the same.

Well it really is great to pop back
to my old patch,

I feel like part of the furniture.

Like a comfy sofa!

I see myself as more of an ottoman.

They're called pouffes where
I come from.

There you go.

39.

So as you can see, we've given over
more space to no-nonsense

without sacrificing treat yourself.

Yeah, fabulous, really. Fabulous.

You and Lorraine seem to be working
excellently together.

She really gets me, Gavin. It's like
we're the same woman.

You're certainly looking very
similar. New hairdo?

Well, no harm in a little change.

Yeah, life on the road is quite a
transition,

I'm not sure that my concentration
could take another motorway pasty.

You should pack a lunch.

It's not so much that, having to
spend time at head office,

those boys over there, they're a
different breed.

I heard once that Marcus Knight has
a basketball ring in his office.

He does, that man's an animal.

The one thing I'm really struggling
with

is being expected to work from one's
car.

You're a desk man. I am, Julie.

If only you could get a car with a
desk in it.

Hey, that would be a good one for
Dragons' Den.

I'm here today asking for ?50,000
for my new invention.

"The car desk".

No, no, I don't think that would
work. Far too dangerous.

Oh, here she is, Valco's own little
headshrinker. Alright, meathead.

You can't talk to us unless you've
got a ticket. Ooh!

Is this the new ticket machine? It's
better than you said.

Do not encourage him. Oh, alright.
Chili beans.

No, stick around,

you could watch him try and take my
job. You know what?

While you're at it, you might as
well have my car as well.

I don't want your car. Why, what's
wrong with it?

Are you selling your car, Andy? It's
Kieran's car now.

Oh, have you? You've got two cars
now.

She must earn good money for a
hairdresser.

She's not a hairdresser. She cuts
yours, doesn't she? Case closed.

That was once.

The problem with kids these days,
they're like sharks,

circling after your job instead of
waiting their turn,

learning the trade.

Bingo! Hey, she won!

Are you actually going to buy some
meat?

No, thank you, my Helen's got a
quiche in.

Well, why are you taking the ticket
for then?

Excuse me, I'm next. He'll serve you.

What can I get you?

You mucky bitch.

If you keep talking like that, I'll
have to wring me knickers out.

Give us a bit of that.

Can eat it off me if you want.

Meet me out the back in a minute.

Yes, I'm quite good at this.

Fancy seeing how it's really done,
son?

Erm...

OK, if you win you have to play the
next person. Collin said

that's the rules, I've been here all
morning,

I haven't even had a wee. I won't
keep you two ticks.

You are looking at the St Helens
Pool Champ 82-83.

You played pool for a whole year,
that's amazing, Andy.

Well, anyway, I suppose I better
crack on with that report.

I can honestly say that that was one
of the best jacket potatoes

I've had all year.

I hope you're not trying bribe me.

Bloody hell.

It's like having a lunch with Mary
Poppins, isn't it?

Bit of a wimp, isn't he? Your Gavin.

Oh, I don't know, he's more...

old fashioned than anything.

I just don't like him being here.

He's still the enemy, Julie. Don't
forget that.

The enemy definitely.

I want to level with you, Julie.

You're starting to grate on my
tits.

You get to meet so many new people
here.

You do your shopping while you're
at work. It's mind-blowing.

No wonder you came back. I'm not
here full-time, I start Uni soon.

Oh, wonderful! I loved being at
university.

They were the best years of my life.
Really?

Yes, that and the first year of my
marriage.

Second and third year weren't so
happy.

So are you courting, Katie?

Courting? No, not at the minute.

So are you married then? Oh God, no.
It wasn't meant to be.

Aww, that's a shame. No, it's for
the best.

She's much happier now, plus Mike's
a great mate.

You know, I don't have to worry
about getting along

with a new fella.

Oh well, that's something I guess.

Yes, so now I'm free and on the
market.

Watch out, women of Warrington, the
shackles are off,

Neville's back on the shelf.

Oh! The balls must be weighted.

Let's play another.

My arms ache, Andy.

Young arms like yours should be able
to keep going all day.

My arms are 23 like me, that's quite
old in arm years.

That's the trouble with young guys
these days.

No stamina, no staying power.

No loyalty.

Right, come on, sunshine, we're
playing again.

Oh, bollocks!

That's for you, that's yours. And...

Are you going to be long? I'm serving
as fast as I can.

We're just having a few problems
with the new system.

Excuse me, sir.

Where's your fat friend? He's still
on his lunch.

It's three o'clock, I'll give him
bastard lunch.

Two hour break? I knew even you
couldn't eat for that long.

Two hours? Never. Me watch must
have... gone.

That clock up there, Jimmy White,
that's not gone.

I'm sorry, Lorraine, the lad asked
me to teach him how to play pool.

I don't pay you to play pool

so put that cue down and get back to
pissin' work.

Thank you, thank you.

That's a foul but because it was
your last ball,

technically it's a win for me.
Better luck next time, sunshine.

Slippers? They don't fit. We don't
even sell slippers. You do.

Sir, we do not and never have sold
slippers. Yes, you have.

It even says M&S inside.

Sure there's nowt you can do about
the pie?

Come on.

Er..what would you like?

To be served sometime today.

Well, well, this has all gone
tits-up, hasn't it?

Just teething problems, I've never
worked with a machine before.

I think you'll find you have. Just
help, will you?

A simply apology will suffice.

I'm sorry. OK, who's next?

And after you? Me. OK. We'll be with
you in a jiffy.

What can I do you for?

Gammon. Gammon, how many pieces? Just
one.

Just the one? Aw.

Oh, Gavin.

I'm ever so sorry to trouble you but
I need the afternoon off,

not the morning.

Oh, yes, Julie. Margaret needs
Friday morning... sorry,

afternoon off for her doctors
appointment.

I'm sure it will be fine. Oh, thank
you, Gavin, I'll see you tomorrow.

Well, no, I keep trying to explain.
I am no longer based here so...

Bye, Margaret.

Bye, Gavin. Don't drive too fast.

Oh, well, look, there it is. No
nonsense.

Maybe I should try some since you
and Lorraine thinks so highly of it.

Well, to be honest, Gavin, I find it
a bit...

Jeremy Kyle.

Do you know what I mean? Lorraine
seems to be a big fan.

Well, I think it's more suited to
her palate.

I suppose she's a little bit rough
down the edges.

Taking this home for me tea, ya
bastards! Ow.

I might do the same, Julie, it looks
tasty.

How are you getting on, Gavin?
All good. Oh yes.

And great job, Lorraine. Very
impressed.

There we go, sir. Enjoy.

So are you gonna go and tell the
Wicked Bitch of the West

we don't need it?

OK, I suppose it wasn't one of my
best ideas.

Don't worry, I've got enough ideas
for the two of us.

Oh, not the barbecue bath again. I
tell you, it's a winner.

You're alright, Margaret?

Well, I asked Gavin to give me the
afternoon off

instead of the morning and now it
looks like I'm skiving off

early for the weekend.

What time is your appointment? Half
past twelve.

Why don't you go in your lunch
break?

Oh, aye.

Oh, I'm gonna go find Gavin.

Yes?

Julie, sit down.

I think that Gavin was very
impressed with...

Sit down.

Look, Julie. It's Wednesday
afternoon, PE time,

we're picking teams.

Are you going to be on my team or
are you going to be on Gavin's?

I'm going to be on your team,
Lorraine. Good.

Cos my team always wins, Julie.

Always.

On your way. Yes, Miss... I mean
Lorraine.

By the way, I shall be glad when
your hair is back to normal.

That looks like a bastard bird's
nest.

Alright? Yeah.

No. If I have any more bright ideas,
take me out and shoot me, will you?

Why, what happened?

Hey.

Katie.

You never said Katie was back.

Yeah, I got a place at uni.

Uni, ace! So will you be working here
much then?

A bit, I've got to pay my way.

It's such a shame you couldn't make
the wedding. Oh, I know.

Had an amazing day, didn't we, babe?
Totally.

Kieran started crying at our first
dance. Ah, did he?

I filled up, I wasn't like bawling.
It was sweet.

Anyway, nice to see you, Katie. Yeah,
you too.

So how did the ticket machine go
then? I'll tell you that one later.

Oh, have you seen Gavin?

Gavin? Er... no.

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