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FEMALE GPS VOICE: Take this
exit for Warwick, Rhode Island.
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SABRINA: Could you please
keep your eyes on the road?
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Relax. Got to look my best.
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This is my triumphant return.
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None of those jerks ever
thought I'd amount to anything.
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You haven't amounted to anything.
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What are you talking
about? I got the big house,
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- got the fancy cars...
- None of those things belong to you.
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The point is, my life turned
out better than theirs,
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and today is all about
shoving that in their faces.
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- Alba, get off my dress.
- Isn't it Jimmy's day?
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He's the one getting his number retired.
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How do you get your number retired?
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By being a baseball legend.
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I was gonna go pro, but I took
a full ride to Stanford instead.
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Stanford University?
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Yeah, I wanted the degree.
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You know, something to fall back on.
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So, what happened?
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Burned my ass off.
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How do you burn off your ass?
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What does that even mean?
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It was an accident, you know.
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We'd just won the division,
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celebrated too hard, fell
asleep with a lit cigarette,
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and it must've caught my pants on fire.
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My ass literally disintegrated.
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They couldn't even find the hole.
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All right, that's... we don't
need to talk about the hole.
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Lost my full ride,
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and next thing I know, I'm
hanging out at the drains
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- with the losers and the burnouts.
- Hey.
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I was a drainer. We weren't
losers. We were just independent.
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Look, I'm lucky my ass was
the only thing I lost that day.
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If Mickey wasn't there to
stomp it out, I might be dead.
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Look, let's focus on
the positive, all right?
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This is your day.
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You're gonna be up there on that stage.
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I'm gonna be right there next to you.
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Why are you gonna be up there?
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Oh, I'm gonna be presenting
him with a big check.
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Gonna kick-start the Jimmy
P. Shepherd Scholarship Fund.
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- With what? You have no money.
- None of those charity checks are real.
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It's just, like, this big
show to make people feel good.
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How's my hair?
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What's this place? I thought we
were going to a baseball game.
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Nah, that's tonight. This is Iguana's.
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It's where everybody hangs out.
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I'm not hanging out at a
bar called Iguana's all day.
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Come on, Chip, let's go for a walk.
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No way. I'm not trying to get murked.
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Chip, it's Rhode Island,
not Baghdad. We'll be fine.
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Hey, Jimmy Shepherd.
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I went to kindergarten with that guy.
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All right, let's go.
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(BILLIARD BALLS CLACK)
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Soak it in, losers.
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Mama's home.
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Huh?
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What's up?
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Ugh, what a dump.
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I don't like the look
of this place at all.
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Oh, relax, it's not
dangerous. It just sucks.
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You're too sheltered. You've
got to get out of Greenwich more.
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I just went to Martha's Vineyard.
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Right.
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I got to go to the bathroom.
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Wait, are you, uh...
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- I'll come with.
- No.
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Sabrina, please don't
leave me out here alone.
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Chip, there's nothing to be afraid of.
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Fine.
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I hope you pee your uterus out.
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Yeah, oh, this is our backyard.
It's just so much space.
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- Sometimes we think it's too big.
- Yeah.
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Then we're like, "No, it's not.
What are you talking about?"
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Anyway, th... th...
there's so many rooms.
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This is probably getting
boring. What about you, Pete?
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How, uh, h... how's that
bus driving going, huh?
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You got any new exciting routes
you want to talk about? (LAUGHS)
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Another round for us,
Shirley, okay? It's on me.
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- Where's Ben? I need his credit card.
- Yeah, I don't know.
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Oh, this is so cool.
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- I feel like I'm in high school. (LAUGHS)
- Mm.
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Whoa. Who's that stud?
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- Oh, that's Mike O'Meara.
- ALBA: Well, who was he in high school?
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Was he prom king?
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No. He was a psychopath.
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He one time ripped a man's ears off.
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He's cute. (GIGGLES)
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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MICKEY: Oh, you got to be
kidding me. Ipp Deluca's here?
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What? Who's Ipp Deluca?
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He's only like the
biggest scumbag in Warwick.
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Real piece of garbage.
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- Good friend of mine.
- Ah.
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What's wrong with you?
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I was mugged.
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I told you not to leave me alone.
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I was gone for, like, two minutes.
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These hoodlums, they
came out of nowhere.
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They were yelling, they were screaming.
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They took my shoes.
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- Well, why didn't you fight back?
- Are you out of your mind?
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They were animals.
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I wouldn't have stood a chance.
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Come on, let's just go wait in the car.
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I'm not gonna go sit in a hot
car like some teen mom's baby.
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Sabrina, I was just attacked!
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I'm hungry.
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JIMMY: A pitcher's ass is
like a nuclear reactor,
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it's the power center.
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Everything flows through it.
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I thought pitchers used their arms?
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No, that's a common misconception.
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All pitching comes
directly from the ass.
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(SPITS)
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What's that?
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I'm packing a lipper.
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It's a baseball thing. I'm
feeling a little nostalgic.
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You know I still hold the
strikeout record, right?
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That's awesome.
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You must've had a really nice butt.
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Yeah. Looked like a Clydesdale.
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I can see her booby.
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JIMMY: I feel like you're a
bit too young for this game, but
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the damage is already done.
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Let's see if we can
get this other nipple.
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Jimmy Shepherd.
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Oh, Ipp Deluca.
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- I thought you were in prison.
- I'm in and out.
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I heard your number's getting
retired. Congratulations.
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- This guy is the best pitcher I'd ever seen.
- Thanks, Ipp.
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- That means a lot.
- Until my kid. He's way better.
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- Is he?
- Yeah, Ipp Jr.
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You should see the ass on this kid.
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It's the size of a jukebox.
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(SMOOCHES, SAYS FOREIGN WORD)
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- That's where all the power comes from.
- IPP: That's right, kid.
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Sorry. Sensitive subject.
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- No, it's not.
- Yeah?
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- I've made peace with my past.
- Good, that's good.
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'Cause he's gonna shatter
your strikeout record, too.
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Yeah? Well, a lot can
happen. It's a long season.
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How many does he need?
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One.
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I'm happy for him.
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MICKEY: Will you look
at this sack of garbage?
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Ipp Deluca!
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I thought you'd be dead by now.
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Honestly, I'm... genuinely
surprised you're still alive.
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Mickey Molng. You two
are still together?
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- Yeah.
- (GROANS)
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(SCOFFS) I mean...
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- So you never told him...
- Wait. Do you need a beer?
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- Let's get you a new beer.
- No, I'm good. I got one.
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I know, but I don't like to
start a fresh conversation
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- without fresh beers in my hand.
- I'm fine.
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- Don't... Come on,
- No, it's fine.
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come on, let's go.
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IPP: Huh.
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The hell are you doing?
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Keep your mouth shut. We had a deal.
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I can't believe he still doesn't know.
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Yeah, well, he doesn't
and he can't know now.
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Too much time has gone by.
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It'd be a whole thing.
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You look different, like a
fancy newscaster or something.
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It's because I'm very well off now.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
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Put truffles on everything.
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And, by the way, uh,
money did make me happy.
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It's a myth that it doesn't.
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- Hmm. Interesting.
- Mm-hmm.
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How about you pay me
to keep my mouth shut?
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- What?
- Seem like you could afford it.
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Well, obviously, I can afford it.
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It's not about not
being able to afford it.
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Damn it. How much are we talking?
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I don't know. $25,000?
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Shut your mouth. Are you crazy?
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- Get out of here. I'm not paying you a dime.
- All right.
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- Get out of here.
- All right, all right.
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Then I am gonna tell Jimmy
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that you're the one who burnt his ass.
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You got one hour to decide.
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- What are you guys deciding?
- We're not deciding. Why... why... ?
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Stop eavesdropping on
me and my conversations.
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You got any quarters?
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Ben's a jack away from
uncovering the vagina.
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- It was this big baseball party...
- Uh-huh.
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Me and Ipp sneak off to the bedroom.
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We wanted to do some whippets.
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Jimmy's already in there, face down,
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blackout on the floor, right?
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He was such a good kid back then.
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He never really drank.
His tolerance sucked.
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- What a loser.
- Well, I see that, and I'm like,
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"Okay, well, I got to light
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a bottle rocket out
of his ass now," right?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- But here's the thing,
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- it wouldn't launch.
- What?
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Oh, it just stood straight up,
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just sparking away like a blowtorch.
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By the time he came to in the hospital,
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I guess I panicked, I don't know.
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That's when I came up with
that thing about the cigarette.
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Wow. That is some good
high school gossip, Mickey.
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That's not gossip. That is a
terrible, life-changing tragedy.
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- Oh, no, it's... it's a tragedy.
- But I'm not paying it.
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I won't do it. I don't
negotiate with terrorists.
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Well, maybe you can tell him
you really don't have any money.
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And look like an ass in front
of everybody? No, thank you.
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No, we just got to get rid of him.
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- Well, how you gonna do that?
- I'm not.
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Mike O'Meara is.
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Only thing Mike loves more
than fighting is his car.
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We're gonna make him
think Ipp destroyed it.
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That car is so hot. I bet Mike
O'Meara hooks up a ton in there.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- I don't know, it's kind of charming here, right?
- Ugh.
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What did I just step in?
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- Oh, that's a bird.
- Ugh.
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- Yeah, you just stepped on a dead bird, dude.
- Why is it so squishy?
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I think it's been there for a while.
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Oh, God, there they are, there they are.
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- Are you kidding me?
- (BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
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Those are the hoodlums
that attacked you?
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- They're little kids.
- Shh, shh!
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God, you are such a wang. Come on.
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Hey, stop right there!
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What's up, sweetheart?
Want to be my date tonight?
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What? No.
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Just give my brother
his shoes back, okay?
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What shoes? These shoes?
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Yes. Hand them over.
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Show us your boobs first.
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- Excuse me?
- Let's see them apples, sweetheart.
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Do it. Do it.
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- Yeah, that's not happening.
- But we could all die tomorrow.
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Come on, take 'em out.
242
00:09:03,948 --> 00:09:05,692
Make a boy dreams come true.
243
00:09:06,111 --> 00:09:07,794
Not a chance, you little creep.
244
00:09:07,919 --> 00:09:09,541
Then you're not getting your stuff back.
245
00:09:09,566 --> 00:09:11,295
I wouldn't walk around here barefoot.
246
00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:12,955
There's a lot of dead birds.
247
00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:15,768
Okay, fine, one boob for one second.
248
00:09:15,793 --> 00:09:18,382
- Sabrina, what the hell?
- Do you want your stuff back or not?
249
00:09:19,068 --> 00:09:20,618
- Wha...
- (SCREAMS)
250
00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,731
- Wait a second. Hold on.
- (KIDS LAUGHING)
251
00:09:22,767 --> 00:09:24,700
(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
252
00:09:24,735 --> 00:09:26,702
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
253
00:09:31,013 --> 00:09:34,754
Okay, okay. So, I told Mike that
Ipp was messing with his car,
254
00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:37,170
and then I started flirting
with him super hard.
255
00:09:37,556 --> 00:09:40,342
Nice. Good. Stick to one agenda.
256
00:09:41,353 --> 00:09:44,128
Watch this shot, you morons.
257
00:09:47,934 --> 00:09:50,994
- (ALARMED SHOUTS)
- Ooh, that escalated quickly.
258
00:09:51,462 --> 00:09:53,261
(GRUNTS, GROANS)
259
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,788
For the record, I was not
anticipating this much violence,
260
00:09:55,818 --> 00:09:58,629
- but, uh, okay, problem solved.
- ALBA: Yeah.
261
00:09:59,284 --> 00:10:01,758
- (SHOUTS)
- MICKEY: Whoa! He's up.
262
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,710
- He's up. He's back in action.
- Oh, no, no, no.
263
00:10:04,742 --> 00:10:06,540
Oh, mi amor!
264
00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:08,978
(GROANS) That's not good.
265
00:10:09,013 --> 00:10:10,713
(CROWD GASPS)
266
00:10:10,781 --> 00:10:13,383
Should I continue beating this man?
267
00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,051
All signs point to yes.
268
00:10:16,084 --> 00:10:18,022
(CROWD GASPS)
269
00:10:18,283 --> 00:10:21,924
Will this mutt ever
eat solid foods again?
270
00:10:22,463 --> 00:10:25,075
Outlook not so good.
271
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,217
Mm. Okay.
272
00:10:29,459 --> 00:10:31,708
What the hell's the
matter with you, O'Meara?
273
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,180
(GROANS) You smashed up my car.
274
00:10:34,243 --> 00:10:35,838
I didn't touch your car.
275
00:10:35,873 --> 00:10:37,706
She saw you.
276
00:10:38,131 --> 00:10:41,581
Yup. Th... that's right. I... I did.
277
00:10:42,134 --> 00:10:43,468
Who the hell are you?
278
00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:44,924
I'm Alba.
279
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,893
Oh, you know, she's with me, Ipp. Okay?
280
00:10:46,944 --> 00:10:48,634
- So now I'm directly involved.
- Aw, f...
281
00:10:48,685 --> 00:10:50,419
Okay. This is a train wreck.
282
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,237
You trying to silence me?
283
00:10:52,764 --> 00:10:56,207
You don't silence me. I'm Ipp Deluca!
284
00:10:56,227 --> 00:10:58,005
I don't know what you're talking about,
285
00:10:58,062 --> 00:11:00,038
but I don't hang out in
places like this anymore.
286
00:11:00,064 --> 00:11:02,669
I hang out in fancy
establishments, all right?
287
00:11:02,694 --> 00:11:04,378
- Go get Ben, and let's get out of here.
- Stop... no, stop...
288
00:11:04,403 --> 00:11:05,968
I want my $25,000.
289
00:11:06,003 --> 00:11:07,922
What are you guys talking about?
290
00:11:08,913 --> 00:11:11,040
You want to tell him, Mick, or should I?
291
00:11:11,798 --> 00:11:13,400
Tell me what?
292
00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:18,018
Jimmy, you didn't burn your ass off.
293
00:11:19,193 --> 00:11:20,683
Mickey did.
294
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:25,280
Wasn't a cigarette,
it was a bottle rocket.
295
00:11:25,405 --> 00:11:27,199
She put it between your cheeks.
296
00:11:27,324 --> 00:11:29,423
She thought it'd be funny, and it was.
297
00:11:29,493 --> 00:11:32,245
- Mick, tell me the truth.
- No, no. Because it... it's compli...
298
00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:33,719
- it's very complicated.
- No, it's not.
299
00:11:33,724 --> 00:11:35,055
- It's a yes-or-no question.
- No.
300
00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:38,369
- Did you do that?
- No, there's... there are so many layers
301
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,866
- and... and in... interesting...
- Okay, just stop messing with my head
302
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,411
and just tell me the truth.
303
00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:47,421
Did you burn my ass off?
304
00:11:49,546 --> 00:11:50,806
Jimmy...
305
00:11:56,224 --> 00:11:57,363
No.
306
00:11:58,420 --> 00:11:59,991
Of course I didn't.
307
00:12:00,717 --> 00:12:03,035
No. (LAUGHS) Come on.
308
00:12:03,661 --> 00:12:05,658
What about your nuts?
309
00:12:08,399 --> 00:12:10,218
If you dropped a
cigarette down your pants,
310
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,495
the fire would've started in your front.
311
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,584
How come you didn't burn your nuts?
312
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,471
Eh... (SCOFFS)
313
00:12:16,907 --> 00:12:19,934
- Why didn't I burn my nuts?
- (STAMMERS) What are you, CSI?
314
00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:22,449
I mean... y... y... you're,
like, a fire investigator
315
00:12:22,485 --> 00:12:25,080
- all of a sudden? (LAUGHS)
- She just had me attacked.
316
00:12:25,116 --> 00:12:27,274
Dude, what more do you need to know?
317
00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:37,422
Jimmy!
318
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,096
Shh, shh, shh. That's okay, papito.
319
00:12:41,132 --> 00:12:44,371
Alba's gonna take care
of you. Yeah. (KISSES)
320
00:12:44,394 --> 00:12:47,333
Hey, hey there. Mickey
Molng, hometown hero. Hi.
321
00:12:47,352 --> 00:12:48,693
Hey... hey, guys. What's up?
322
00:12:48,731 --> 00:12:50,134
I'm back. I know.
323
00:12:50,548 --> 00:12:53,048
Cool. Come on, Jimmy, where are you?
324
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,139
Where is everybody? Why
is it just you and me here?
325
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,766
Alba went home with the monster man.
326
00:12:57,830 --> 00:12:59,253
New outfit?
327
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:01,045
Get the hell away from me.
328
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,364
That's my boy Ipp Jr. warming up.
329
00:13:03,758 --> 00:13:05,625
That ass is gonna make me rich.
330
00:13:05,657 --> 00:13:08,600
For the record, I could've easily
afforded to pay you off, okay?
331
00:13:08,725 --> 00:13:10,084
It was a matter of principle.
332
00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:12,640
I'm about to present
a check for $1 million,
333
00:13:12,665 --> 00:13:14,225
so it's clearly not about the money.
334
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:16,502
$1 million? Eh.
335
00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:17,934
What do you mean, "eh"?
336
00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:19,522
That'll put, like, three
kids through college,
337
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:20,875
if they go to a state school.
338
00:13:20,915 --> 00:13:21,880
Get the hell out of here.
339
00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:23,822
- (SIGHS)
- What if Jimmy doesn't come?
340
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,171
He'll come, buddy... I got a
pretty good idea of where he is.
341
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,306
Here, hold this. I'll be back.
342
00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:30,698
Move.
343
00:13:31,623 --> 00:13:34,078
That's right, Junior.
Put your ass into it!
344
00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:42,563
CHIP (PANTING): No.
345
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,423
- Chip...
- No, Sabrina, I don't like this.
346
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,134
Let's just cut our losses
and get out of here.
347
00:13:46,532 --> 00:13:48,942
Look, I got to tell you
something, as your sister, okay?
348
00:13:49,023 --> 00:13:52,129
You're a coward, dude.
It is so pathetic.
349
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,390
Now, if you'll excuse me,
350
00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:55,371
I got to go get this picture of my boob.
351
00:13:58,233 --> 00:13:59,703
(SIGHS) Give me that phone.
352
00:14:00,654 --> 00:14:02,849
- I said give me that phone!
- (SCREAMING)
353
00:14:02,879 --> 00:14:04,206
You're crazy! Ow!
354
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:07,231
Hey. The hell is going on?
355
00:14:08,735 --> 00:14:10,173
Your kids are jerks, okay?
356
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,561
That's what's going on.
357
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,162
Is everything okay, babe?
358
00:14:13,472 --> 00:14:15,515
Oh, hey, Sabrina. Mmm.
359
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,122
(ALBA GIGGLES)
360
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,860
(DOOR OPENS)
361
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,377
There he is.
362
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,645
Uh... The ceremony's about to start.
363
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,353
- (SPITS)
- Ugh.
364
00:14:35,551 --> 00:14:36,598
(SIGHS)
365
00:14:36,613 --> 00:14:38,142
Look, I know you're upset,
366
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,228
but it would be a real
shame to ruin the night.
367
00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:43,537
Ruin the night?
368
00:14:44,436 --> 00:14:45,987
You ruined my life.
369
00:14:46,043 --> 00:14:48,416
Jimmy, it was an accident. All right?
370
00:14:48,451 --> 00:14:49,915
It was a terrible accident.
371
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:53,011
One that, for the record,
wasn't entirely my fault,
372
00:14:53,031 --> 00:14:55,103
just because it was... t...
the rocket malfunctioned.
373
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,423
- If I had known that...
- Forget the rocket.
374
00:14:57,443 --> 00:14:59,491
- Okay? You lied to me.
- Yeah. Yeah.
375
00:14:59,547 --> 00:15:01,032
Should I have told you the truth?
376
00:15:01,157 --> 00:15:02,934
Eh...
377
00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:06,115
Eh, maybe. I... I don't know that
that would have made it better.
378
00:15:06,141 --> 00:15:08,103
Would it have brought your ass back? No.
379
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,024
The point is, you make mistakes in life,
380
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,412
and then you got to move on.
381
00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:12,944
You do stupid stuff.
382
00:15:13,069 --> 00:15:14,974
Y... you burn out the
ass of your boyfriend,
383
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,724
and then, y... you harbor
that as a secret for 20 years,
384
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,348
but you move on. That is life, Jimmy.
385
00:15:20,373 --> 00:15:21,979
Okay? And tonight is really important,
386
00:15:21,995 --> 00:15:23,763
and I would hate for
you to let all of that...
387
00:15:23,794 --> 00:15:25,767
that just doesn't even matter anymore...
388
00:15:25,822 --> 00:15:27,631
ruin this night for you.
389
00:15:30,437 --> 00:15:31,952
- Mm.
- All right.
390
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,240
I'll do it for you, Mickey.
391
00:15:35,296 --> 00:15:37,345
- Yeah?
- Yeah. I'll go.
392
00:15:37,949 --> 00:15:39,449
Peace and closure.
393
00:15:40,013 --> 00:15:41,172
Not the past.
394
00:15:41,863 --> 00:15:43,449
'Cause we're champions now,
395
00:15:43,891 --> 00:15:45,209
in this time.
396
00:15:46,270 --> 00:15:47,357
Right.
397
00:15:50,468 --> 00:15:52,243
- Let's go.
- Let's do it.
398
00:15:53,854 --> 00:15:55,659
Thanks for showing us your knockers.
399
00:15:55,715 --> 00:15:58,122
Yeah, they're real nice.
400
00:15:58,368 --> 00:16:00,955
I'm gonna get out of here. Alba.
Are you coming with me, or, like,
401
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,185
what are you doing?
402
00:16:02,251 --> 00:16:04,045
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
403
00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:05,865
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
404
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,991
I'm looking for two suspects
in a robbery/assault.
405
00:16:10,389 --> 00:16:11,713
That's them, Officer.
406
00:16:11,746 --> 00:16:12,854
SABRINA: Seriously, Chip?
407
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,105
What did you do?
408
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,360
Called the police.
409
00:16:15,386 --> 00:16:17,051
Not so cowardly anymore, am I?
410
00:16:17,078 --> 00:16:18,857
Are you kidding me?
That's incredibly cowardly.
411
00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:20,849
- God, you're such a weenie.
- Whatever.
412
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:22,557
I don't care if I'm a coward. I'm rich.
413
00:16:22,623 --> 00:16:25,049
Bravery's for poor people,
like soldiers and policemen.
414
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,578
Officer, arrest these hoodlums.
415
00:16:26,593 --> 00:16:28,152
But we erased the picture.
416
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:29,556
Yeah, we're really sorry.
417
00:16:29,566 --> 00:16:31,167
I got a machine gun in my bedroom.
418
00:16:31,203 --> 00:16:32,713
- Full disclosure.
- Mm. Yeah.
419
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:35,478
Okay. Officer, I'm sorry.
There's been a misunderstanding.
420
00:16:35,489 --> 00:16:37,359
My brother just overreacted, okay?
421
00:16:37,389 --> 00:16:39,663
- So you don't want to press charges?
- No.
422
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,102
(SIREN CHIRPS)
423
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,270
CHIP: Yeah!
424
00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:48,743
Don't mess with
Greenwich, baby. Let's go!
425
00:16:48,788 --> 00:16:51,075
Ha, ha! Have fun in jail!
426
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,415
You're a terrible person.
427
00:16:55,785 --> 00:16:57,148
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
428
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,485
North Warwick High School great,
429
00:16:59,538 --> 00:17:01,449
number 69,
430
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,527
- Jimmy Shepherd.
- (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
431
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,158
- Thanks, Coach.
- You betcha, Jimmy.
432
00:17:09,835 --> 00:17:11,896
- (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
- Hey, thanks for having me, everybody.
433
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,410
It's a real honor to be here.
434
00:17:13,535 --> 00:17:16,978
I just want to take an
opportunity to say that, uh...
435
00:17:17,256 --> 00:17:19,261
this ceremony's a farce!
436
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,005
- Okay.
- 'Cause I'm not a pitcher!
437
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,840
- All right.
- Okay? I'm not. I'm really not.
438
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,388
- Okay. That's enough.
- I'm an ass-less fool,
439
00:17:24,425 --> 00:17:26,177
and this is the woman who lit the match!
440
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,771
- No, you get... this is mine!
- Hey, Jimmy.
441
00:17:27,941 --> 00:17:29,087
- Stop it!
- That's enough.
442
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,682
- This is my moment!
- Let go.
443
00:17:30,698 --> 00:17:31,935
Let go, let go.
444
00:17:32,536 --> 00:17:33,801
Thank you.
445
00:17:34,077 --> 00:17:35,820
- Jimmy Shep...
- (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
446
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:36,929
Jimmy Shepherd, everybody.
447
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,287
- L... let's tip our cap.
- (SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
448
00:17:38,332 --> 00:17:39,325
(CHUCKLES) Wonderful.
449
00:17:39,328 --> 00:17:42,093
(CROWD GASPING)
450
00:17:42,218 --> 00:17:46,508
It's been a, uh, an emotional
day for-for Jimmy, as... as...
451
00:17:46,561 --> 00:17:47,715
Going home!
452
00:17:47,955 --> 00:17:49,744
- Very understandable.
- Out!
453
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,500
- MICKEY: All right, having a real meltdown...
- Hey, what'd we miss?
454
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,651
- It's kind of hard to explain.
- MICKEY: What makes a man?
455
00:17:55,671 --> 00:17:57,483
Is it his arm or his ass or is it really
456
00:17:57,507 --> 00:18:00,351
what's inside that matters? Am I right?
457
00:18:00,391 --> 00:18:02,582
Anyway, um, I have this giant check
458
00:18:02,587 --> 00:18:04,213
for an absurd amount of money,
459
00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:06,784
and since it wouldn't really
make a dent in my life anymore,
460
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,153
I... I figured I should give
it to the less fortunate.
461
00:18:09,581 --> 00:18:11,009
Where the hell did you get fireworks?
462
00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:13,159
- What are you doing?
- I'm giving the people what they want.
463
00:18:13,169 --> 00:18:14,775
- This is not... nobody wants this.
- Yeah, they do.
464
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,037
- Jimmy, nobody wants this.
- Get your hands off me.
465
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,972
- Jimmy, what are you doing?
- You let me have this!
466
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,030
MICKEY: Give it to me.
You're making a scene!
467
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,455
- I need closure.
- Stop it.
468
00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:23,055
- This isn't closure. Knock it off.
- Oh, yeah, it is.
469
00:18:23,065 --> 00:18:24,732
Why didn't I burn my nuts?
470
00:18:24,753 --> 00:18:26,410
- Stop it. Stop.
- (SCREAMS)
471
00:18:26,441 --> 00:18:28,072
COACH: Settle down now, Jimmy.
472
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,172
- Uh, you've been here before, buddy.
- Come on!
473
00:18:30,482 --> 00:18:31,981
- Get away from me. Get away.
- MICKEY: Hold still.
474
00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:33,023
It's what they want.
475
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,547
Nobody wants to see this.
476
00:18:34,672 --> 00:18:37,155
- Are you not entertained?!
- Let go of me.
477
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,949
(SHOUTS)
478
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,443
- Oh, my God!
- (CROWD GASPING)
479
00:18:40,489 --> 00:18:41,749
My golden egg!
480
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,259
My beautiful boy!
481
00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:45,546
No! Junior!
482
00:18:45,617 --> 00:18:46,892
Shake it off, son!
483
00:18:46,938 --> 00:18:49,164
Oh, God, Jimmy! What have you done?!
484
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:50,659
You son of a bitch!
485
00:18:50,705 --> 00:18:51,896
My baby boy!
486
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,902
(CRYING): No!
487
00:18:54,084 --> 00:18:56,402
Oh, Junior, no!
488
00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:57,868
No, boy, no!
489
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,601
What have you done? You bastard!
490
00:19:00,726 --> 00:19:02,730
No, no!
491
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,074
No!
492
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,076
Thank you, and congratulations.
493
00:19:06,537 --> 00:19:08,387
It's been a lovely ceremony.
494
00:19:10,821 --> 00:19:12,513
Jimmy, get in the car.
495
00:19:12,549 --> 00:19:14,287
No. I'm walking home.
496
00:19:14,412 --> 00:19:15,990
Hey, you saved your strikeout record.
497
00:19:16,015 --> 00:19:19,381
Are you kidding me? Another
ballplayer cut down in his prime?
498
00:19:19,597 --> 00:19:21,643
All 'cause of me and my stupid ass.
499
00:19:21,669 --> 00:19:23,542
- Mickey.
- Not now. Okay?
500
00:19:23,587 --> 00:19:24,990
- Mickey.
- What?
501
00:19:25,009 --> 00:19:26,648
I made out with Mike O'Meara.
502
00:19:26,773 --> 00:19:28,636
This is his gum.
503
00:19:29,665 --> 00:19:30,996
- All right.
- (TIRES SCREECH)
504
00:19:31,022 --> 00:19:32,211
That's it.
505
00:19:33,818 --> 00:19:34,894
Hey.
506
00:19:35,582 --> 00:19:37,315
I said it was an accident, okay?
507
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,022
What else do you want from me?
508
00:19:39,953 --> 00:19:41,543
How about, "I'm sorry"?
509
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,343
That's it? "I'm sorry"?
510
00:19:44,468 --> 00:19:48,456
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
I... I'll apologize.
511
00:19:48,695 --> 00:19:50,265
I just want to point out, though,
512
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,908
you know, one more time, that
it wasn't entirely my fault.
513
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,565
The rocket was defective,
okay? (STAMMERS)
514
00:19:54,585 --> 00:19:55,785
I'm just, I'm just saying,
515
00:19:55,825 --> 00:19:57,810
that you just shot one very
successfully out of your ass,
516
00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,681
and there was... I see
now, that's not the point,
517
00:19:59,707 --> 00:20:01,063
that's not the point,
that's not what you want.
518
00:20:01,082 --> 00:20:03,553
I get it, I get it. I get it. I'm so...
519
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,247
S... I'm s...
520
00:20:06,825 --> 00:20:09,034
(STAMMERS, HISSES) I can... I'm so...
521
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,591
I... wha... I, it wasn't my...
522
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:14,968
No. I'm s... I made a mis...
523
00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:17,814
God, it's get... it's, uh, gets stuck.
524
00:20:18,099 --> 00:20:19,518
It just gets stuck.
525
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:20,841
Look.
526
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,262
I'm sorry.
527
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:28,214
I'm sorry. I'm sorry
that I burnt off your ass.
528
00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:31,105
I'm really sorry. Okay?
529
00:20:31,434 --> 00:20:33,117
I don't accept your apology.
530
00:20:33,639 --> 00:20:35,430
(LAUGHING): Oh, you son of a bitch.
531
00:20:35,731 --> 00:20:38,090
You dirty son of a bitch.
532
00:20:38,102 --> 00:20:39,229
- It's too late.
- What?
533
00:20:39,354 --> 00:20:40,708
I know you have nice clothes,
534
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,205
nice car, but you're not nice.
535
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:46,096
Thanks for coming to Warwick, guys.
536
00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:47,466
I hope you had fun.
537
00:20:50,202 --> 00:20:52,056
Please leave the door unlocked.
538
00:20:58,898 --> 00:21:00,379
You know, we were going to have sex,
539
00:21:00,408 --> 00:21:01,843
but Mike didn't have a condom.
540
00:21:01,968 --> 00:21:03,973
I was so pissed.
541
00:21:06,551 --> 00:21:08,755
- Put your seatbelt on.
- (ENGINE STARTS)
542
00:21:09,742 --> 00:21:11,709
(TIRES SCREECHING)
543
00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:18,637
(SQUISHES)
544
00:21:24,345 --> 00:21:25,419
Dead bird.
545
00:21:25,797 --> 00:21:28,135
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