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Hey!
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Ah, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's this?
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They want to talk to
you about my behavior.
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Bye, Miss Crandall.
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I'm Mr. Reissman. I'm
the school counselor.
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We really wanted to talk to you...
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About Ben's behavior. I know,
the kid just filled me in.
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Ben has always been one
of my favorite students.
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He's so sweet.
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But lately he's become a bit dark.
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He spends most of his
recesses in the classroom,
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just sitting there, staring at me.
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Yeah, well, maybe he values learning
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more than eating boogers on the slide.
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He's doing it right now.
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So the kid does a little
light peering, so what?
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Today, Ben bit me.
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Okay, also some light biting.
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Wha... wha... what's the big deal?
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Mr. Reissman would like to
recommend to Ben's doctor
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that he be placed on 40
milligrams of ADHD medication.
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Is that so?
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Oh! Okay, no. No, thank you.
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Focusing Ben on his schoolwork
would have a tremendous impact
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on his overall demeanor.
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Mm-hmm. And why do your job
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when you can have a pill
do it for you... am I right?
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Let me explain something to you.
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Ben's mind is as pure as his heart.
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And as long as I am around,
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there will not be a drop
of medication in his body.
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Ever. End of story.
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Ben's already on the medication.
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We're just suggesting he up his dosage.
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We'd just hate to see Ben
slip through the cracks.
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He hasn't even started his
project for this weekend's
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Lockwood Little Inventors Fair.
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Other students have been working
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on their inventions for months now.
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Well, speaking of slipping
through the cracks,
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kind of looks like that shirt
slipped through the cracks
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of your laundry basket.
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Oh.
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Well, I guess years of
writing on white boards
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takes its toll on the wardrobe.
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Yeah, yeah. Good story.
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I'm gonna take care of Ben.
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And I'm gonna do it with
some good old-fashioned
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hands-on parenting.
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Sorry, Big Pharma.
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Sorry I'm late. I thought
I was being followed.
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Ended up just being a bunch
of hella cute baby birds.
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Okay, official Acorn
Boys meeting number 682
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coming to order.
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Secretary Joshua Feldstein presiding.
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President Chip, old business, please.
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Okay, well, the possum
behind the north wall
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is almost completely decomposed.
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Our plan to smoke
oregano out of its skull
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will commence tomorrow.
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On to today's biz. What we got?
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Okay, decent haul.
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Not our best, not our worst.
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Off the top of my head, we
could soak some tampons in gin
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and sit on 'em.
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I'm not doing that again.
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It's the same exact thing every weekend.
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He's right. This is kid stuff.
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Maybe it's time we put this whole
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Acorn Boys nonsense to bed.
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Am I dreaming right now?
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Because if I am, wake me up.
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This is a freakin' nightmare!
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We're Acorn Boys for life.
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We took an oath, remember?
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We all held hands and-and peed
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on that tree stump together.
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- We were ten.
- An oath's an oath!
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Come on, Chip, you got to admit
it's getting kind of stale.
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I mean, you've literally
brought in tampons
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five weeks in a row.
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These are pads! They
go on it, not in it.
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Shows what you know!
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I'm sorry. I apologize.
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The pads aren't that
different from tampons.
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I can see that now.
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Doesn't mean we can't bounce
back from this, right, boys?
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- How?
- Well, tomorrow I'll bring in
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something so undeniably sick
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that you'll be embarrassed
you ever brought up
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breaking up the ACBs.
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Meeting adjourned.
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How could you guys
not tell me about this?
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Well, Poodle was a big
believer in popping pills.
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I've been giving them
to him since he was four.
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Ben has been hopped up on drugs
since he was four years old?!
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Relax, it's just medication.
Lots of people take it.
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And you should be careful
pulling him off so quickly.
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When they took me off
lithium, I went full-on crazy.
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I would argue you were on
lithium because you were crazy.
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Ben will be fine, all right. He's young.
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His mind's a little spring,
he'll bounce right back.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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If that kid can handle
what we've been through
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- in the last few months, he can handle anything.
- Yeah.
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Or maybe those pills are
his last tether to sanity.
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- You ever think of that?
- No pill is going to parent Ben.
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- That is our job.
- Yeah, that's right.
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We are the pills.
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Can't wait to see that old bowl of soup
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Crandall's face when he wins
that stupid Inventors Fair,
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and he does it drug-free.
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Oh, yeah, and then shove it in her face
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- and show her, yeah, yeah...
- Stupid four-eyed nerd.
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- She wear glasses?
- She doesn't wear glasses,
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but I bet she's got
some in her night table.
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Dollars to doughnuts, sleeps alone.
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Ah, stupid night nerd.
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Okay. Wow. Doesn't take much
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to get you two on a crusade, does it?
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- Barely anything.
- Almost nothing.
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Okay, hands-on parenting,
first attempt, take one.
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All right, Benghazi,
hit me with an idea.
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A vest. I think Miss Crandall
would really like a vest.
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Hmm, well, not that exciting, but, uh...
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how great does it really need to be?
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Uh, Mickey, I just looked
up some past winners.
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"Toothbrush with toothpaste
dispenser inside."
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"Self-watering plant pot"?
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That vest is gonna get smoked.
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Yeah, I think we're gonna have to dig
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a little deeper, bud...
what else you got?
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Toilet pants!
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Toilet pants?
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His brain's all jacked up from
quitting those meds cold turkey.
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He's used to being
artificially stimulated.
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No. He just needs to dust
off the cobwebs a little bit.
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Come on, buddy. Come on.
Let's go get your mind right.
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I'm warning you, you're
playing with fire.
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I'm warning you, stop
warning me about stuff.
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Oh, God!
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Sniffing my undies, bro?
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No, I'm just looking
for something, okay?
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Yeah, what kind of something?
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Something. I don't know. Uh, condoms?
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Try the Smithsonian.
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What are you doing?
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Listen, I need something cool
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I can bring back to the Acorn Boys.
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Who the hell are the Acorn Boys?
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It's my secret group.
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If you tell anybody, I'll beat your ass.
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All right, calm down.
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Let me guess:
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beginning days of the group,
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it was a non-stop thrill ride.
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And now you're getting
a little bit older,
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and the thrill is gone.
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So you're looking for something,
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anything, just to put you back on top.
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That's exactly right. How'd you know?
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'Cause I had a group of
my own back in the day.
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Called ourselves Boys in the Hole.
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Weird. Why?
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'Cause we hung out in a hole.
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Give me 400 bucks,
I'll fix your problem.
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400 bucks? For what?
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It'll be worth it. Trust me.
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You're gonna want to hold
onto these days for dear life,
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because once they are
over, it is downhill.
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I can see that.
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Go, go, go,
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go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Go! Stop! Okay.
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- Okay. Salmon time.
- Yep.
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Down the hatch. All of it.
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But I don't like the fishy taste.
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Well, do you like the
coppery taste of failure?
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'Cause that's all
you're gonna be tasting
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unless you eat that whole plate, okay?
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Come on, even the weird
gray part at the bottom.
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- And the bones.
- Not the bone...
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Why would he eat the
bones? Don't eat the bones.
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I don't want to eat any
of it. I'm not hungry.
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- Uh...
- It's not about your belly.
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- Uh-uh.
- We are feeding your brain.
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- There we go, chew it up.
- Good boy. Good boy.
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All right! What do you think? Any ideas?
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Toilet pants.
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You already said that, guy.
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You already said that. Remember?
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A hat you can pee in.
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Isn't that just a toilet hat?
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You got anything non-toilet-related?
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A tree that sings.
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A basketball I can dunk.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Uh, sparkling milk.
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Uh, a butt you don't have to wipe.
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Okay. I have a... you
know what we should do?
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We should just... We
should take a break.
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- Yep.
- Let's take a break.
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- Right.
- We... we've all been working so hard.
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- Yeah.
- But I still have more ideas.
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You do?
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Well, that's great news
for me. Go write 'em down...
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- Yeah.
- ... and I can't wait to read 'em.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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Okay.
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- Okay. Uh, new plan.
- Mm.
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We're gonna come up
with his idea for him.
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Can't get more hands-on than that.
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- Oh, yeah. It's good.
- Let's go.
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- All right. I'm leaving.
- Hey.
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He'll be here.
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I... I don't get who this guy is.
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How old is he?
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Old. He's banging my aunt.
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Trust me, this guy's plugged in.
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Gentlemen, brace yourselves.
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The future of the Acorn Boys is now.
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No!
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What are you doing? I gave you $400,
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and you get Silly String?
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You're right.
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What a giant waste of money.
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Good thing I brought this!
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- Whoa!
- Oh!
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- Whoa!
- Chill out!
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Right? She's a beaut.
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- That's freaking awesome!
- That's awesome!
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It is awesome.
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But it is not a toy.
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This is a serious tactical weapon
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designed specifically
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for precision target shooting.
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Think you could put two arrows
in there at the same time?
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We can sure as hell try.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Ah, thank you, Acorn Boys,
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for allowing me to be
part of your sacred group.
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Even if it was for just one
destruction-soaked afternoon.
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- See you boys in the next life.
- Hey, where you going?
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Uh, I paid for that. It's
official Acorn Boys property.
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You think I'm gonna leave
a bunch of kids alone
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with a crossbow?
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What kind of moron do you think I am?
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What the hell, Chip?
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Now that we've had a crossbow,
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we can't just go back to not having one.
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00:09:53,901 --> 00:09:55,002
All right, don't worry.
254
00:09:55,165 --> 00:09:56,300
I'll think of something, okay?
255
00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,368
This is insane.
256
00:09:57,402 --> 00:09:59,003
How is a seven-year-old
257
00:09:59,036 --> 00:10:00,671
supposed to come up with
something that no person
258
00:10:00,705 --> 00:10:02,473
- has ever come up with?
- I don't know.
259
00:10:02,507 --> 00:10:04,742
They're all jacked up on
brain pills, that's how.
260
00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:06,711
We can't compete with that.
261
00:10:06,744 --> 00:10:08,312
Yeah, we're like the one baseball player
262
00:10:08,345 --> 00:10:10,214
not cranked on steroids,
while all the other gorillas
263
00:10:10,247 --> 00:10:11,582
are out there just slamming
264
00:10:11,616 --> 00:10:13,884
- home run after home run.
- Yeah.
265
00:10:13,918 --> 00:10:16,421
You know what I think we got to do?
266
00:10:16,454 --> 00:10:18,556
- Hmm.
- I think we got to level the playing field.
267
00:10:18,589 --> 00:10:20,353
- What?
- Hear me out. Listen. I know
268
00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:23,328
I was heavily against Ben
polluting his developing mind,
269
00:10:23,561 --> 00:10:25,963
but think about it this way: our minds?
270
00:10:25,996 --> 00:10:28,132
Already polluted.
271
00:10:28,165 --> 00:10:29,500
That makes sense.
272
00:10:29,534 --> 00:10:30,801
We just need a little nudge, you know?
273
00:10:30,835 --> 00:10:32,270
So we can give him a little nudge.
274
00:10:32,603 --> 00:10:35,173
You know what?
275
00:10:36,274 --> 00:10:38,276
I don't see any other way.
276
00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:43,219
Oh, boy. Ah. Not to be
a hypocrite or anything,
277
00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,254
but these meds, they are the real McCoy.
278
00:10:45,287 --> 00:10:47,356
Right? I am feelin' noice!
279
00:10:47,389 --> 00:10:48,957
My brain feels like the Internet.
280
00:10:48,990 --> 00:10:51,193
Yeah, okay. So, it's,
uh, it's idea time.
281
00:10:51,227 --> 00:10:52,156
- Yeah.
- I'm just gonna...
282
00:10:52,157 --> 00:10:53,228
I'm just gonna flow from the dome.
283
00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,230
- All right, uh...
- Okay. Spit!
284
00:10:54,263 --> 00:10:55,297
It should be sleek, am I right?
285
00:10:55,331 --> 00:10:57,733
And modern. Biodegradable.
286
00:10:57,766 --> 00:11:00,536
- Yes, but light. But also heavy.
- Oh, oh, oh, I know, I know!
287
00:11:00,569 --> 00:11:02,971
- What? Oh, what? What, what?
- Um, uh, write this down. Um...
288
00:11:03,004 --> 00:11:05,574
- Oh, shoot! I can taste it.
- Oh, what does it taste like?
289
00:11:05,607 --> 00:11:08,144
- Uh, it's just knocking at the door.
- Open it and grab it!
290
00:11:09,178 --> 00:11:12,214
It's gone, lost.
291
00:11:12,248 --> 00:11:14,550
- Aw, damn it. Close. Okay.
- Yeah, I know. Aw, shoot.
292
00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:17,052
All right.
293
00:11:17,085 --> 00:11:19,255
Well, but here's the thing, though...
294
00:11:19,288 --> 00:11:21,490
the idea's only, like,
ten percent of the thing.
295
00:11:21,523 --> 00:11:23,325
Oh, yeah, totally. Yeah,
yeah. What do you mean?
296
00:11:23,359 --> 00:11:25,994
Businesses these days... they're
all about branding, right?
297
00:11:26,027 --> 00:11:28,664
- Okay, um...
- Apple. You think that's just a... a computer?
298
00:11:28,697 --> 00:11:31,300
- Is Nike just a sneaker?
- Uh-huh. Yes.
299
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:33,169
Well, you're kind of right.
But you're also wrong as hell.
300
00:11:33,202 --> 00:11:34,936
These guys... they sell a lifestyle.
301
00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:36,405
The idea is interchangeable.
302
00:11:36,438 --> 00:11:38,574
What we have to figure
out is Ben's booth.
303
00:11:38,607 --> 00:11:41,777
- His... his Apple Store, his Niketown.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
304
00:11:41,810 --> 00:11:43,745
Once we figure out the booth,
then the invention is just gonna
305
00:11:43,779 --> 00:11:45,481
come to us organically,
and that blue ribbon
306
00:11:45,514 --> 00:11:47,783
- will be mine.
- Or Ben's.
307
00:11:47,816 --> 00:11:49,951
- What, the ribbon? Ben's.
- Yeah.
308
00:11:49,985 --> 00:11:51,587
Yeah, it's Ben's. That's
what I said. What'd I say?
309
00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,255
Uh, let me check my notes.
I did not write anything.
310
00:11:53,289 --> 00:11:55,023
- You're not writing?!
- Wha...
311
00:11:55,056 --> 00:11:56,792
- Oh, God, I'm gonna rip my hair out.
- Okay, let's go.
312
00:11:56,825 --> 00:11:59,861
Well, why don't you try
saying that to my face, Mom?
313
00:11:59,895 --> 00:12:02,364
What's that?
314
00:12:02,398 --> 00:12:03,965
Uh...
315
00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:06,134
just a majorly deadly weapon.
316
00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:07,169
Can I play with it?
317
00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:08,937
No, you may not.
318
00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:11,440
That's okay.
319
00:12:11,473 --> 00:12:14,009
I should probably get
ready for tomorrow anyway.
320
00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:15,311
What's tomorrow?
321
00:12:15,344 --> 00:12:17,346
You'll see.
322
00:12:20,682 --> 00:12:22,150
Yes!
323
00:12:22,184 --> 00:12:24,886
- Look at us! This... this booth is amazing.
- Oh.
324
00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,122
Uh, all we got to do now
is just slide some invention
325
00:12:27,155 --> 00:12:30,526
into this box, and that
gold medal will be ours.
326
00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:32,294
- Okay, how we doing on time?
- Yeah. Uh...
327
00:12:32,328 --> 00:12:34,730
- fair starts in a couple hours.
- Pill me.
328
00:12:34,763 --> 00:12:36,031
Oh! No más.
329
00:12:36,064 --> 00:12:37,399
- What are you talking about?!
- Wha...
330
00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:39,568
- You ate them?!
- I was hungry.
331
00:12:39,601 --> 00:12:41,837
Alba, we needed those pills
332
00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:43,539
so we could destroy the competition.
333
00:12:43,572 --> 00:12:45,574
Okay. We come up with an idea.
334
00:12:45,607 --> 00:12:47,476
No, you ate all of the ideas.
335
00:12:47,509 --> 00:12:48,977
So, yeah, now it's on you.
336
00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:50,512
Go. Yo... that's... that's yours.
337
00:12:50,546 --> 00:12:51,913
- Come on, think, think, think.
- Uh... Okay.
338
00:12:51,947 --> 00:12:53,915
Okay, okay, okay. Um...
339
00:12:53,949 --> 00:12:55,884
Ooh!
340
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:59,655
Maybe it's not the competition
we destroy. Hear me out.
341
00:12:59,688 --> 00:13:02,258
What if something were to
happen to Benito's project,
342
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:04,893
like... it got vandalized?
343
00:13:04,926 --> 00:13:08,430
That way he's a victim, not a loser.
344
00:13:10,198 --> 00:13:11,733
I see no flaws with that plan.
345
00:13:11,767 --> 00:13:13,201
- Yeah!
- Let's do it.
346
00:13:33,154 --> 00:13:34,623
Okay.
347
00:13:34,656 --> 00:13:37,393
- All right. Okay.
- Yeah. Okay.
348
00:13:37,426 --> 00:13:39,395
- Can I ask you a question?
- Hmm?
349
00:13:39,428 --> 00:13:42,731
Does it look kind of weird that
only Ben's booth was targeted?
350
00:13:43,932 --> 00:13:46,201
Hmm...
351
00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:47,436
We could do a couple more.
352
00:13:47,469 --> 00:13:49,305
- Just to be safe.
- Yeah, okay.
353
00:14:00,649 --> 00:14:03,619
- Yes! That is more like it.
- Yeah! Yeah.
354
00:14:03,652 --> 00:14:05,587
All right, now it looks
like somebody came in
355
00:14:05,621 --> 00:14:07,623
- and targeted a specific area.
- Yeah.
356
00:14:07,656 --> 00:14:09,925
- That being said...
- Uh-huh?
357
00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:12,060
- Can I ask you one other quick question?
- What?
358
00:14:12,093 --> 00:14:14,796
Now does it sort of look like
we bashed up these two booths
359
00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:16,298
just to cover up for that one?
360
00:14:16,332 --> 00:14:19,401
Ah, you think a couple more?
361
00:14:19,435 --> 00:14:21,503
- Okay, yeah.
- Yeah, okay.
362
00:14:35,484 --> 00:14:37,519
- Right?
- Uh-huh.
363
00:14:37,553 --> 00:14:39,788
I think you got it. I think we got it.
364
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:44,626
Did you bring it?
365
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:46,261
No.
366
00:14:46,294 --> 00:14:47,796
All I could find is more Silly String.
367
00:14:47,829 --> 00:14:49,665
Yo, are you just doing
the same thing Jimmy did?
368
00:14:49,698 --> 00:14:51,600
Yeah, we can see the
crossbow behind your back.
369
00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:53,869
Is it the crossbow
370
00:14:53,902 --> 00:14:56,805
- or is it the crossbow?
- Ow.
371
00:15:07,315 --> 00:15:10,018
Chip.
372
00:15:10,051 --> 00:15:11,353
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
373
00:15:11,387 --> 00:15:12,788
There's an arrow
sticking out of his chest!
374
00:15:12,821 --> 00:15:15,290
Okay, okay, okay,
everybody just calm down!
375
00:15:15,323 --> 00:15:17,025
Take me, Lord. I'm ready.
376
00:15:17,058 --> 00:15:19,294
You're gonna be fine.
Okay? We can fix this.
377
00:15:19,327 --> 00:15:20,496
I'm so sleepy.
378
00:15:20,529 --> 00:15:21,697
Hey, no. No sleeping. Come on.
379
00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:23,732
Come on, bud. Please don't die on us.
380
00:15:27,569 --> 00:15:29,337
Stupid Acorn Boys!
381
00:15:29,371 --> 00:15:30,439
Chip!
382
00:15:32,574 --> 00:15:34,976
We got to get that arrow
out of him before Jimmy sees.
383
00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:39,415
Andrew, I'm sorry I said you
look like the tired emoji.
384
00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:42,384
Here. Bite down on this.
385
00:15:42,418 --> 00:15:44,753
Sorry, buddy.
386
00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:51,693
- Oh, my God!
- Put the pad on!
387
00:15:58,934 --> 00:16:01,537
- This will never work.
- Hurry.
388
00:16:01,570 --> 00:16:04,606
Hey. What's up, man?
389
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,341
Did you, uh, bring the crossbow?
390
00:16:06,374 --> 00:16:08,744
It's funny you should ask.
391
00:16:08,777 --> 00:16:12,013
My crossbow has gone missing.
392
00:16:12,047 --> 00:16:14,750
You wouldn't happen to know
anything about that, would you?
393
00:16:14,783 --> 00:16:16,384
No, that's mad weird.
394
00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:23,892
I'm gonna ask you one more time.
395
00:16:23,925 --> 00:16:24,926
Hey, you calling us liars?
396
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,094
Acorn Boys never lie. Got that?
397
00:16:32,901 --> 00:16:35,036
Yeah, I respect that.
398
00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:37,572
Boys in the Hole had a
strict no-lying policy, too.
399
00:16:37,805 --> 00:16:39,608
- Holler if you see it, yeah?
- Yeah.
400
00:16:39,641 --> 00:16:40,642
Got it.
401
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:48,574
Okay. Don't panic.
402
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,742
We're gonna handle this like adults.
403
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:07,025
Come on, go, go!
404
00:17:07,058 --> 00:17:09,628
Go!
405
00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:20,105
Oh, my God.
406
00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:22,507
What's going on?
407
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:24,075
Remember when I said it was a bad idea
408
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,711
to take Ben off his meds?
409
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:26,912
Look at these.
410
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:28,246
I told you this was gonna happen.
411
00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:29,748
His teacher is covered in blood
412
00:17:29,781 --> 00:17:31,016
and filled with arrows.
413
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,918
- Oh, no.
- What?
414
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:34,920
- My crossbow.
- What crossbow?
415
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:37,222
The one I got Chip. Ben must have it.
416
00:17:37,255 --> 00:17:40,659
- Well, where is he?!
- School.
417
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:44,262
What the hell, Crandall?
418
00:17:44,295 --> 00:17:45,797
Do you have any idea
419
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,933
how hard we... B... Ben worked on this?
420
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,869
We have been the victims
of a heartless vandalism.
421
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:52,203
- Oh.
- Oh.
422
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,606
Whoever did this is a
stone-cold psychopath.
423
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,941
I am sick over it.
424
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:58,710
You know, 'cause Ben, he
invented a cherry of an idea.
425
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,211
You got to ask him.
426
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,013
Well, I would love to
talk to Ben. Where is he?
427
00:18:05,016 --> 00:18:06,818
Oh, now there's that little bugger.
428
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,991
- Everybody, down!
- Shooter!
429
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,262
He's gonna shoot
Crandall with a crossbow!
430
00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:21,733
Get off me! No, I'm not.
431
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,135
And I made her a vest.
432
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,805
Uh... oh. Why?
433
00:18:26,838 --> 00:18:28,306
Because I love her.
434
00:18:28,339 --> 00:18:31,609
I invented it so she could
stay organized and clean.
435
00:18:34,612 --> 00:18:36,281
Oh, um...
436
00:18:36,314 --> 00:18:40,330
- Well... that was it.
- Vest is the answer.
437
00:18:40,361 --> 00:18:42,619
Look, we thought Ben was gonna kill you.
438
00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:46,532
And instead he was making
you some kind of vest?
439
00:18:46,565 --> 00:18:49,435
Because he loves you?
440
00:18:49,468 --> 00:18:52,037
I call it the Teacher's Pet.
441
00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:53,772
Well, thank you, Ben.
442
00:18:53,805 --> 00:18:56,142
It was very thoughtful and sweet.
443
00:18:56,175 --> 00:18:58,244
And he did it totally
clean, I might add.
444
00:18:58,277 --> 00:18:59,445
No, and...
445
00:18:59,478 --> 00:19:02,581
we did not take any drugs, either, FYI.
446
00:19:02,614 --> 00:19:05,050
Well, I admit this is a side of Ben
447
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,452
that I have not seen before.
448
00:19:06,485 --> 00:19:09,255
He was motivated and focused
449
00:19:09,288 --> 00:19:11,157
and he completed the
assignment all by himself.
450
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:12,291
I'm impressed.
451
00:19:12,324 --> 00:19:14,793
So, you're saying I was right?
452
00:19:14,826 --> 00:19:16,061
I don't know about that.
453
00:19:16,094 --> 00:19:17,729
But you are saying I won?
454
00:19:17,763 --> 00:19:19,431
Parenting's not a competition.
455
00:19:19,465 --> 00:19:20,732
Ah, says the woman who lost.
456
00:19:20,766 --> 00:19:22,268
Come on, big guy.
457
00:19:22,301 --> 00:19:23,802
Let's go take a nap. We earned it.
458
00:19:23,835 --> 00:19:25,804
Ugh.
459
00:19:25,837 --> 00:19:27,506
Wait a minute.
460
00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:31,510
If Ben's invention was
ruined in the attack,
461
00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:33,779
why did he make this vest?
462
00:19:35,714 --> 00:19:37,316
Okay, so first you're a doctor
463
00:19:37,349 --> 00:19:38,684
and then suddenly you're a detective?
464
00:19:38,717 --> 00:19:40,752
Tone it down, lady.
465
00:19:40,786 --> 00:19:42,788
Just be a teacher, okay?
466
00:19:42,821 --> 00:19:45,291
Okay, old business.
467
00:19:45,324 --> 00:19:47,493
Yesterday was completely insane.
468
00:19:47,526 --> 00:19:49,661
I can't believe my parents bought
469
00:19:49,695 --> 00:19:51,663
that I skated into a tree branch.
470
00:19:51,697 --> 00:19:54,200
Sit down!
471
00:19:57,369 --> 00:19:59,538
Acorn Boys betrayed me?
472
00:19:59,571 --> 00:20:01,673
And don't tell me
Feldstein skated into a tree
473
00:20:01,707 --> 00:20:03,609
because I've been outside
listening for a while.
474
00:20:03,642 --> 00:20:05,477
- We can explain.
- Don't bother.
475
00:20:08,714 --> 00:20:10,349
You stole my crossbow, shot Feldstein,
476
00:20:10,382 --> 00:20:11,850
and lied to my face.
477
00:20:14,386 --> 00:20:16,588
The Acorn Boys are finished.
478
00:20:21,593 --> 00:20:24,196
'Cause you Acorn Men now.
479
00:20:33,405 --> 00:20:36,708
And I am so damn proud of you guys!
480
00:20:36,742 --> 00:20:38,344
Hell, yeah.
481
00:20:38,377 --> 00:20:40,512
- ACM for life.
- Thanks, Jimmy.
482
00:20:40,546 --> 00:20:42,514
- No.
- What?
483
00:20:42,548 --> 00:20:45,684
I said no.
484
00:20:45,717 --> 00:20:48,520
W... we've seen too much.
485
00:20:50,256 --> 00:20:52,591
It's time to move on.
486
00:20:56,628 --> 00:20:59,765
I officially declare this the 684th
487
00:20:59,798 --> 00:21:02,401
and final meeting of the Acorn Boys.
488
00:21:02,434 --> 00:21:04,603
President Chip, signing off.
489
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,790
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