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Get out of my bed, fatso.
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Oh! Oh...
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Oh, my God. Oh, my, God, Mickey!
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Mickey, help!
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Aah! What the hell's
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wrong with you guys?!
You could've killed me!
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No, no, no. If we wanted
to kill you, you'd be dead.
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What's with the Obama mask?
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Oh, yeah, that was just
the only mask I could find.
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Just a little Halloween fun.
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- Oh, I frickin' hate Halloween.
- What?!
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Oh, what are you, a cop?
It's the best day of the year.
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Yeah, it makes Christmas
look like Hanukkah.
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Of course you like it. It's
a holiday based entirely
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- on free handouts.
- I'm not sure if you're aware,
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but there is a war on
fun in this country.
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First they take our nudity,
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and then our profanity,
and then our violence.
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- Who's they?
- Them! The enemy. You know?
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The big dogs, the... the fat cats.
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- Mm, makes me sick.
- Course it makes you sick.
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It makes everybody sick.
But not tonight, sir. No way.
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Not Halloween. This is the
one night... the one night...
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Where authority means nothing, okay?
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Yeah, I'm gonna transform this place
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into a brothel of sin.
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- What?
- Oh, yeah. He's really good at it, too.
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I think you're gonna really
like it. You should see
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what he does to his
apartment every Halloween.
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Yeah. Finally, I have a
playground worthy of my talents.
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Absolutely not. People already
think this house is haunted.
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I refuse to participate.
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Um... refusal denied.
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Hey, I'm serious. It's not happening!
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Over my dead body!
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Where you want this fog machine?
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Oh, uh, pop it over by those
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buckets of pigs' blood, right there.
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You're really allowing this?
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Why wouldn't I? This party's
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the perfect way to cement my legacy.
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What legacy?
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Chip, I'm probably the coolest person
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that ever went to Lockwood
but, thanks to our parents,
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my reputation's taken a slight hit.
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I just need to make sure
that people remember me
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for the right reasons. And not just now,
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but ten years, 20 years from now.
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This party's gonna be a monument
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to the legend that is Sabrina Pemberton.
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Healthy self-image.
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Hey! Halloween, baby.
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I got 40 pounds of raw goat
meat and cow intestines,
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ooh, and a buttload of chicken gizzards.
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Stick 'em right there,
I'll go through 'em later.
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Okay. Oh, I got to find
a Halloween costume.
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Oh, Jimmy and I got you covered.
You know what we do? We got
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this tradition where you got
to choose each other's Halloween
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costume, and whatever gets
chosen, you got to go with it.
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- You got to commit.
- Oh, okay, do me.
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- Yeah, you want in on that?
- Yeah, yeah.
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All right.
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Fernando Valenzuela. Right?
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- Who the hell is that?
- Who the hell are you?
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He's only, like, one of the
best pitchers of all time.
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- I've never heard of him.
- People will love it, trust me.
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- My turn.
- Randy Johnson.
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You guys making these names up?
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Don't do pitcher just
'cause I did pitcher.
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No, I'm not. You inspired me.
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You know, I mean, you got these...
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long, floppy limbs and this, like...
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emaciated face.
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Uh... No, like, in a good way. No...
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I find Randy Johnson very attractive.
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All right, whatever. Alba, do Jimmy.
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Okay, uh...
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Garbage.
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- Nice.
- Garbage what?
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Like the garbage man to drive a truck?
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No. No man. No truck. Just garbage.
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- Nice. Jimmy's garbage.
- Yeah. Okay.
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Hey, what about me? I want to play.
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I don't know. You can't go
throwing one of your bitch fits
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if you don't get sexy ladybug.
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If I'm wearing it, it's gonna be sexy.
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Well, we'll see about that, Steve Jobs.
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Oh. That's good.
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Also a legend. Makes perfect sense.
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I don't feel so good. My
butt keeps throwing up.
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Oh, no! I can't get butt
sick. Uh... not for the party.
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Jimmy, can you quarantine him?
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Oh, yeah, on it. I'm immune.
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I can't remember the last time
my butt wasn't throwing up.
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But what about Halloween?
I want to be a ghoul
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and eat all the candy.
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Well, the candy's not going anywhere.
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Once we plug up your
pipes, you can eat it
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till your butt starts
throwing up all over again.
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- Boom.
- Right.
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Aw. Feel better, baby.
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Hey there, little guy.
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Kind of early to be
trick-or-treating, isn't it?
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Wait a second, I remember this guy.
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Didn't I smash you?
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Oh! Yeah, that's right.
Man, I would think
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that tasing a resident would
be grounds for dismissal.
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- Suspension.
- Hmm.
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Which, as of tonight, has been lifted.
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I'm back in the field, where I belong.
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Well, everybody loves
a good comeback story.
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- Thanks for stopping by.
- Not so fast.
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I received an anonymous complaint
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about a party here, tonight.
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Hmm.
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What?
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- I told you: no parties.
- Mm-hmm.
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Thank you for your
concern. I appreciate it.
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But we are not having a party.
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All set. Eight kegs, four
taps, 200 pounds of ice.
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Sign here, please.
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I enjoy drinking.
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I like the escape.
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I'm warning you.
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- Look, even if we were having a party...
- Which we are not.
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Which we are not...
There would be nothing
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you could do about it, because
you're weak and insignificant.
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And you certainly wouldn't be invited,
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'cause you would ruin the vibe.
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See, that's where you're wrong.
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It's Halloween tonight.
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- The police are stretched thin.
- Mm-hmm?
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So within the walls of this
gated community, I am the law.
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And if I hear so much
as one noise complaint,
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- Uh-huh.
- By God, I will rain down...
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Oh, Chip.
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Now, why'd you go and
do something like that?
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Very bad idea, this thing you did.
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I warned you guys.
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We're not throwing a
party. It's a stupid holiday
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for stupid people. I
won't be a part of it.
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Why are you walking towards me? Stop.
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Stop! Stand down! I command you.
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Don't make me do something I'll regret.
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Are you insane? Let me
out! This is ridiculous.
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Told you you'd be
participating. Happy Halloween.
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Release me! Release me now!
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You gotta let me out, man.
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Help me! Come on, let me out.
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Let me out now!
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I don't get his costume,
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but cage boy is really committed.
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Just let me out of the cage now!
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Come o...
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I don't get it.
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Randy Jackson from American Idol?
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No, Randy Johnson.
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The Big Unit? Seattle Mariners?
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Dude, I'm just trying to get a drink.
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All right, well, sit tight,
guy. My homegirl's filling up
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- her pumpkin.
- Yeah.
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All right.
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- You good?
- Yeah!
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- Wow, this party is awesome.
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, did you know that
when you flush the toilets,
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they fill back up with blood?
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Classic bloody bowl. Yeah.
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Hot garbage, coming through.
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- Ooh!
- Yeah. I went method.
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I've already gone to the
bathroom twice in this thing.
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Okay. Normally that would gross me out,
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- but I'm very excited by this commitment.
- Oh, yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Well, why don't
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you get excited about this?
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What is that?
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- That is Ben.
- Ugh.
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- Rigged up a baby monitor.
- He looks awful.
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Well, I slapped some
ghoulish makeup on him
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- once he passed out.
- How is he sleeping through this?
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Put, uh, some cold
medication in some candy...
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Sucked it right down.
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Oh. Nice. Good thinking.
What else you got?
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Uh, let's see. I got a lot. Oh.
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See that nerd over there by
what he thinks is a speaker?
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- Mm-hmm.
- It's not. It's a blood cannon.
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Watch this.
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- See ya, nerd.
- What's he doing?
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- What? Okay, what's he doing?
- Damn it.
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I got a glitch.
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Excuse me, gentlemen.
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- I got to go fix it.
- Aah!
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Oh.
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I don't remember Jobs doing shorts.
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Think different.
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Don't know what that means.
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So what do you think?
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Is this a party worthy of the
legendary Sabrina Pemberton?
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Yeah, but this is just the opening act.
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The main event's right over there.
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Damn, Peter's not a boy anymore.
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- Mm.
- Actually, he is.
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He's a freshman.
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You're gonna nail a freshman?
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Not just a freshman.
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The freshman... Matty Pruitt.
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After I sink my teeth into him,
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he'll be talking about me
for the next four years,
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and that is how you cement a legacy.
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Your mind is a frightening place.
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Oh.
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It looks like someone's moving in.
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All right.
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That's not part of the plan.
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- I like this. That pleases me.
- Yes.
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Damn it! There's
supposed to be a skeleton
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tearing through here on
a zip line, a real one.
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Where'd you get a real skeleton?
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Oh, a vet clinic down in Hartford.
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It's actually a raccoon, but
it looks just like a little kid.
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Jimmy, just let me out of the cage.
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Oh, but Mick would eat
me alive if I did that.
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But I'll tell you what I can do.
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I can give you this.
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What is that?
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Well, people will respect you more
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if they think you
chose to be in the cage.
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I am not wearing a monkey costume.
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Hmm. Suit yourself.
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I got to go fix a broken breaker board.
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This is a disaster.
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Come on, bring it!
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And the pitch.
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Oh! Not my boob! Aah!
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Lighten up. You're fine.
Put it back up on the head.
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Hold still this time.
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Okay, party's over, everyone!
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- Oh, no, no, no.
- Every single one of you, get out!
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- Yeah, you heard me. Let's go!
- No, no. No.
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Nobody go anywhere, all right?
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This man is not to be
respected. He has no authority.
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Yes, I am, and I do.
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Come on, let's empty these cups!
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Okay.
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That is not what I meant.
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- No?
- And you know it!
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- Oh.
- Don't push me!
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Like that?
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I don't like piglets like you.
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00:09:15,398 --> 00:09:17,331
You know, coming
around, snorting around,
251
00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:18,933
ruining everybody's fun.
252
00:09:18,935 --> 00:09:21,168
And on this... this holiest of nights?
253
00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:23,137
How dare you!
254
00:09:23,139 --> 00:09:25,639
That's it! I'm taking you in. Hey!
255
00:09:25,641 --> 00:09:27,508
- Give that back to me!
- Come get it, pig.
256
00:09:27,510 --> 00:09:29,610
Give it back. Give...
Hey, hey, hey! Give it!
257
00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:32,428
Give it back. Give...
Hey, someone help me.
258
00:09:32,431 --> 00:09:33,914
- Oh, yeah.
- Come on. I'm an offic...
259
00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:35,316
Boo, bitch!
260
00:09:35,318 --> 00:09:38,118
- Alba!
- Oh, mischief, baby!
261
00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:41,755
If that were a real person,
that would be very inappropriate.
262
00:09:41,757 --> 00:09:44,525
- Oh, come on.
- Well, now we got to...
263
00:09:44,527 --> 00:09:46,360
We got to move him now?
264
00:09:46,362 --> 00:09:48,829
All right, let's go. Man
down. Everybody out of the way.
265
00:09:48,831 --> 00:09:51,465
- What the hell are you doing?
- Shut up, monkey.
266
00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:52,866
Hey, back!
267
00:09:54,337 --> 00:09:56,303
Come on. Come on, load him up.
268
00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:59,106
- Okay. There we go, yeah.
- There we go.
269
00:09:59,108 --> 00:10:00,674
- Yeah.
- Okay.
270
00:10:02,511 --> 00:10:04,044
- And that, my friend...
- Ooh!
271
00:10:04,046 --> 00:10:06,547
- is how you clean up a mess.
- Yeah.
272
00:10:06,549 --> 00:10:08,282
- Yeah.
- Unit 37,
273
00:10:08,284 --> 00:10:10,424
we've got a receptacle
fire over on Maple.
274
00:10:10,427 --> 00:10:12,737
Need you to extinguish. Copy?
275
00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:15,979
37? You mean there's
36 more of these losers?
276
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:18,058
Unit 37, please respond. Copy?
277
00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:19,493
Well, if we don't respond,
278
00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:20,995
they're gonna send
someone to look for him.
279
00:10:20,997 --> 00:10:23,530
That's not good.
280
00:10:23,532 --> 00:10:26,700
Uh, 10-4, Eleanor.
281
00:10:26,702 --> 00:10:28,802
This is unit 37 on it.
282
00:10:28,804 --> 00:10:31,105
Uh, copy-copy. Roger-dodger. Over.
283
00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:35,843
Hey, having fun?
284
00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:37,244
Sabrina, hey!
285
00:10:37,246 --> 00:10:39,046
- Awesome party.
- Mm-hmm.
286
00:10:39,048 --> 00:10:40,514
Do people actually live here?
287
00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:42,249
Oh, my God.
288
00:10:42,251 --> 00:10:44,551
What a funny question. You're so funny.
289
00:10:44,553 --> 00:10:47,888
Oh, my God. And this costume! So funny.
290
00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:49,723
- Oh, thanks.
- It's, like, Tinker Bell
291
00:10:49,725 --> 00:10:51,425
is such a crazy little psycho, you know?
292
00:10:51,427 --> 00:10:54,194
- It's perfect for you.
- How is Tinker Bell a psycho?
293
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,212
How is she not a psycho, right?
294
00:10:56,215 --> 00:10:59,233
She's so obsessed with Peter
that she tries to kill herself.
295
00:10:59,235 --> 00:11:01,168
I don't think she tries to kill herself.
296
00:11:01,170 --> 00:11:03,103
Yeah, she definitely does.
297
00:11:03,105 --> 00:11:04,938
She realizes that he's more into Wendy,
298
00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:07,441
and then, you know, she
pounds a bunch of poison.
299
00:11:07,443 --> 00:11:09,743
Honestly, what did she think
was gonna happen, right? I mean,
300
00:11:09,745 --> 00:11:11,612
he's a boy, and you're a bug.
301
00:11:11,615 --> 00:11:14,271
It's like, "Get out of here,
bug. Stop bugging everyone."
302
00:11:15,684 --> 00:11:17,518
Do you want me to leave or something?
303
00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:21,355
Are you crazy? I want you
to stay and have fun, unless
304
00:11:21,357 --> 00:11:23,624
you feel like you want
to leave, in which case,
305
00:11:23,626 --> 00:11:25,025
- you should totally go.
- Pick up your foot,
306
00:11:25,027 --> 00:11:26,760
- or you're gonna get electrocuted.
- Hey, watch it.
307
00:11:26,762 --> 00:11:28,529
Jimmy, do you mind? I'm in
the middle of a conversation.
308
00:11:28,531 --> 00:11:29,963
Oh, I'm sorry,
309
00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:31,899
you're in the middle of a conversation,
310
00:11:31,901 --> 00:11:33,567
because I got a busted
compression system
311
00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:35,102
on my number four blood cannon.
312
00:11:35,104 --> 00:11:37,751
That's okay. I'm gonna go find Matty.
313
00:11:37,754 --> 00:11:39,073
Uh...
314
00:11:40,376 --> 00:11:42,709
See what you did!
315
00:11:42,711 --> 00:11:45,412
Idiot!
316
00:11:47,616 --> 00:11:49,383
Ridiculous.
317
00:11:49,385 --> 00:11:51,285
Aah!
318
00:11:58,327 --> 00:11:59,927
Candy.
319
00:12:13,509 --> 00:12:15,609
Whoa! Okay.
320
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:18,645
- For a security car, this lady's got balls.
- Yeah.
321
00:12:18,647 --> 00:12:20,147
I'm gonna go stomp that out.
322
00:12:20,149 --> 00:12:21,989
- Then we'll get back to the fun.
- Yeah, okay.
323
00:12:27,523 --> 00:12:30,404
Yeah, man, get him.
324
00:12:30,407 --> 00:12:31,739
Nice.
325
00:12:31,742 --> 00:12:34,495
Yeah, keep throwing.
326
00:12:34,497 --> 00:12:36,196
Stop! Stop it!
327
00:12:36,198 --> 00:12:37,764
Oh!
328
00:12:37,766 --> 00:12:39,700
You better run, you little bastards!
329
00:12:39,702 --> 00:12:41,802
I will murder you!
330
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,938
I will burn your houses while
your families sleep in them!
331
00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:47,381
I will drink your blood!
332
00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:53,213
Buckle up, Alba!
333
00:13:00,391 --> 00:13:02,191
You know, just to play devil's advocate,
334
00:13:02,193 --> 00:13:03,826
they were only having fun.
335
00:13:03,828 --> 00:13:05,361
How about you stop
worrying about the devil
336
00:13:05,363 --> 00:13:06,729
and advocate for my face?!
337
00:13:06,731 --> 00:13:08,653
Okay. There's just so many costumes.
338
00:13:08,656 --> 00:13:10,366
How are we going to see them?
339
00:13:10,368 --> 00:13:13,269
We just need to see someone
who doesn't want to see us.
340
00:13:16,474 --> 00:13:18,474
Got him.
341
00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:33,389
What's up now, piggy?
342
00:13:33,391 --> 00:13:35,158
Out of your jurisdiction?
343
00:13:44,102 --> 00:13:45,868
Who the hell are you?
344
00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:48,538
I'm Randy Johnson.
345
00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:51,107
Who?
346
00:13:51,109 --> 00:13:53,075
You've been going about this all wrong.
347
00:13:53,077 --> 00:13:54,777
Matty's only here with Tinker Bell
348
00:13:54,779 --> 00:13:56,412
because he thinks that
you're unattainable,
349
00:13:56,414 --> 00:13:58,781
which makes sense. You are.
350
00:13:58,783 --> 00:14:01,314
Sabrina, come on. This guy's
awake, and it's getting weird.
351
00:14:01,317 --> 00:14:02,518
I agree.
352
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:03,953
You just need to prove to him
353
00:14:03,955 --> 00:14:05,621
that you're open to being attained.
354
00:14:05,623 --> 00:14:07,790
That's good.
355
00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:09,625
Can I at least get a drink?
356
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:18,133
Hey, Peter.
357
00:14:18,136 --> 00:14:19,835
- Hey.
- Find your shadow yet?
358
00:14:19,838 --> 00:14:22,038
I... uh, no, n-not yet.
359
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:25,056
It's actually, it's kind of
hard with all the lights in here.
360
00:14:25,059 --> 00:14:26,576
- Right.
- You know. Yeah.
361
00:14:26,578 --> 00:14:29,078
Uh, I'm pretty sure I
saw it in my bedroom.
362
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,796
- Come on. I'll show you.
- Ah, oh, man...
363
00:14:31,799 --> 00:14:34,116
Oh. Is Matty Pruitt shy?
364
00:14:34,118 --> 00:14:37,887
No. No, it-it's not...
it's not that. Um...
365
00:14:37,889 --> 00:14:40,731
Sabrina, you're... you're really great.
366
00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:43,621
I just, uh, I came here with Gretchen.
367
00:14:43,624 --> 00:14:46,095
Uh, Tinker Bell. You know...
368
00:14:46,097 --> 00:14:48,598
I just, I-I don't want to
disrespect her like that.
369
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,000
Oh, whoa, Matty, slow down, okay?
370
00:14:51,002 --> 00:14:53,269
I'm not trying to hit on you.
371
00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:55,271
- You're not?
- You're...
372
00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:57,006
You're a freshman, you
know? You're just...
373
00:14:57,008 --> 00:14:58,908
you're just a little guy.
374
00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:00,263
- You know?
- Okay.
375
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,011
Oh, don't be embarrassed... It's just...
376
00:15:02,013 --> 00:15:04,747
you're not... there yet.
377
00:15:06,251 --> 00:15:08,684
Plus, I have a boyfriend.
378
00:15:08,686 --> 00:15:10,753
He lives in the city,
379
00:15:10,755 --> 00:15:11,988
and, um...
380
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:13,805
he's European.
381
00:15:13,808 --> 00:15:17,093
So it's, like... a whole thing.
382
00:15:17,095 --> 00:15:19,996
I should... I should probably call him.
383
00:15:19,998 --> 00:15:21,998
It's been... like, a wh...
384
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,165
Bye.
385
00:15:38,216 --> 00:15:40,816
All right, so we got,
like, 20 eggs left, so...
386
00:15:40,818 --> 00:15:43,731
what if we soaked them in lighter fluid
387
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,468
and lit them on fire so
we could throw fire eggs...
388
00:15:48,526 --> 00:15:50,393
Well, well, well.
389
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,562
Who the hell are you guys?
390
00:15:53,564 --> 00:15:55,592
I'm Hernando Lalazoola.
391
00:15:55,595 --> 00:15:58,000
It's Fernando Valenz...
Just forget about it.
392
00:15:58,002 --> 00:15:59,674
- What the hell, Sean?
- What do you want from me?
393
00:15:59,676 --> 00:16:01,292
- These dudes are nuts.
- Okay, fellas,
394
00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:02,538
here's what I'm thinking.
395
00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,840
I take you back home to your parents,
396
00:16:04,842 --> 00:16:07,652
charge you with assault,
probably just toss you in juvie,
397
00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:10,613
- maybe throw you in the big boy tank.
- Oh, no.
398
00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:12,915
Or...
399
00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:16,003
you guys eat every single one
of these eggs and walk away.
400
00:16:16,006 --> 00:16:17,687
Sounds like a good deal.
401
00:16:17,689 --> 00:16:19,780
Uh, but that's impossible.
402
00:16:19,783 --> 00:16:22,091
Graduating from high
school is impossible!
403
00:16:22,093 --> 00:16:23,759
Eating eggs...
404
00:16:23,761 --> 00:16:25,761
is entirely possible.
405
00:16:25,763 --> 00:16:27,163
Sir, I'm-I'm really sorry...
406
00:16:27,165 --> 00:16:29,498
Open... your mouth.
407
00:16:33,338 --> 00:16:34,704
Now bite.
408
00:16:36,207 --> 00:16:38,741
Because I think I'd
remember if I signed for it.
409
00:16:38,743 --> 00:16:41,110
Did you check his I.D.?
410
00:16:41,112 --> 00:16:44,447
Oh, you just hand over
a 50-gallon drum of slime
411
00:16:44,449 --> 00:16:46,215
to any Tom, Dick or
Harry with a pencil?!
412
00:16:46,217 --> 00:16:47,917
Hang on a second. Sabrina, did you sign
413
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,019
for my slime, or know who did?
414
00:16:50,021 --> 00:16:51,870
- What?!
- Yeah, she doesn't know.
415
00:16:51,873 --> 00:16:53,255
So let me tell you
how this is gonna work.
416
00:16:53,257 --> 00:16:56,726
No. Because... Sabrina,
that's tech support!
417
00:16:56,728 --> 00:16:58,461
I've got bigger problems, okay?
418
00:16:58,463 --> 00:17:00,262
Matty Pruitt just rejected me!
419
00:17:00,264 --> 00:17:02,098
And it's fine, 'cause I played it off
420
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,933
and told him I had a Euro boyfriend.
421
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,735
But seriously, who the
hell does he think he is?
422
00:17:05,737 --> 00:17:07,903
I mean, I'm way hotter
than that Tinker Bell slut.
423
00:17:07,905 --> 00:17:10,272
Oh. He's with Tinker Bell.
424
00:17:10,274 --> 00:17:11,540
Let me tell you something.
425
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:13,537
I'm the hottest girl in school, okay?
426
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:16,078
I could screw all those girls'
boyfriends if I wanted to.
427
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,447
And when they go home and
they cry to their daddies,
428
00:17:18,449 --> 00:17:21,684
I could kick the door down
and screw their daddies, too!
429
00:17:22,754 --> 00:17:25,087
Okay, even if that is true,
430
00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,323
I recommend we not do that.
431
00:17:29,327 --> 00:17:33,796
I can do whatever the
hell I want, you fool.
432
00:17:33,798 --> 00:17:35,765
I'm unstoppable.
433
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:42,671
Yah. Yah. I know it. I know.
434
00:17:42,673 --> 00:17:44,840
Yah, because I did it myself.
435
00:17:44,842 --> 00:17:46,599
Do not put me on hold!
436
00:17:48,179 --> 00:17:50,913
You guys, I was kidding.
437
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:52,875
- Honestly, I was kidding.
- Oh, great.
438
00:17:52,878 --> 00:17:55,751
Oh, my God, it's
Halloween... Lighten up.
439
00:17:57,007 --> 00:17:58,540
Let's party, right?
440
00:17:58,543 --> 00:17:59,775
Let's...
441
00:18:04,328 --> 00:18:05,961
All right, so what?
442
00:18:05,963 --> 00:18:08,239
Okay? It's not like
what I said wasn't true.
443
00:18:08,242 --> 00:18:10,966
I am the hottest girl in
school, and you all know that.
444
00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:13,936
It's genetics... what are you
gonna do, be mad at my genes?
445
00:18:15,506 --> 00:18:17,306
Seriously?
446
00:18:17,308 --> 00:18:19,708
Who did that? Huh?
447
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:21,510
Come on, man up... Who did that?
448
00:18:21,512 --> 00:18:24,013
Oh, you don't know? Who did it!
449
00:18:26,184 --> 00:18:28,717
Come on, we were just
trying to have some fun.
450
00:18:28,719 --> 00:18:30,019
That wasn't fun, okay?
451
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:32,555
I know fun, all right? I invented fun.
452
00:18:32,557 --> 00:18:34,323
Come on, it's Halloween.
453
00:18:34,325 --> 00:18:35,691
I also invented Halloween.
454
00:18:35,693 --> 00:18:37,893
But you said if we ate
the eggs, you'd let us go.
455
00:18:37,895 --> 00:18:39,628
- Well, you did say that.
- I know what I said.
456
00:18:39,630 --> 00:18:41,997
I lied. It was a trick. That's
what Halloween's all about.
457
00:18:41,999 --> 00:18:43,499
Right? Tricks and treats.
458
00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:45,801
Not assaulting people
with unborn chickens.
459
00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:48,927
Now, you sit here and reflect
on your poor choices, while me
460
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:51,770
and should-be Hall of
Famer Fernando Valenzuela
461
00:18:51,773 --> 00:18:54,410
go tear the ass off this place.
462
00:18:54,412 --> 00:18:56,011
Oh, yeah, you think that's funny?
463
00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:58,536
I'll tell you what's
funny... How irrelevant
464
00:18:58,539 --> 00:18:59,849
you all are!
465
00:18:59,851 --> 00:19:01,350
You're just a bunch of maggots
466
00:19:01,352 --> 00:19:04,086
I've been carrying on my back for years!
467
00:19:04,088 --> 00:19:05,588
But not anymore.
468
00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:07,356
No, no, no, no, no.
469
00:19:07,358 --> 00:19:10,107
Soon I'll be gone, and
you'll all be adrift
470
00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:12,422
in a sea of mediocrity
471
00:19:12,425 --> 00:19:15,862
just dreaming of sunnier
days when I was your queen
472
00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:18,400
and you were just jesters in my court!
473
00:19:18,402 --> 00:19:21,270
And you'll remember this
day, because your lives
474
00:19:21,272 --> 00:19:23,038
Will never be the same... But me,
475
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,374
me, I'm never gonna
think about it again.
476
00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:27,350
I made you and I can destroy you,
477
00:19:27,353 --> 00:19:32,214
and you will never forget
me! You will remember me!
478
00:19:32,216 --> 00:19:34,083
Aah...!
479
00:19:44,428 --> 00:19:47,196
Oh, man! Oh, my God!
480
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,163
Dude, she's a witch.
481
00:20:10,838 --> 00:20:13,338
No, don't eat that, Benito.
482
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:15,541
But Mickey said I could
have as much as I want.
483
00:20:15,543 --> 00:20:17,976
Yeah, I know, but this is
covered in pig's blood. No.
484
00:20:17,978 --> 00:20:20,546
Oh, well, well.
485
00:20:20,548 --> 00:20:22,247
Don't talk to me.
486
00:20:22,249 --> 00:20:23,682
"Don't talk to me."
487
00:20:23,684 --> 00:20:24,983
Hey, lady! You're crazy.
488
00:20:24,985 --> 00:20:26,418
You could've killed someone!
489
00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:28,136
Hey, pipe down, security man.
490
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,988
The way I see it you got two options.
491
00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:31,223
You can either be the zero
492
00:20:31,225 --> 00:20:33,225
who was locked in a cage all night naked
493
00:20:33,227 --> 00:20:37,018
with a 13-year-old boy,
or you could be the hero
494
00:20:37,021 --> 00:20:38,854
who rounded up and
captured a bunch of vandals
495
00:20:38,857 --> 00:20:40,424
who were terrorizing the neighborhood.
496
00:20:40,427 --> 00:20:42,593
They are sitting in your car out front.
497
00:20:42,596 --> 00:20:44,329
Fine. Give me the keys.
498
00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:47,234
Can I have my clothes back?
499
00:20:47,237 --> 00:20:48,703
No.
500
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,372
Oh...
501
00:20:52,446 --> 00:20:56,181
Oh, Mick, I wish you could've seen it.
502
00:20:56,183 --> 00:20:58,016
I don't think anyone's
ever gonna forget this night
503
00:20:58,018 --> 00:21:00,031
- as long as they live.
- Oh, God.
504
00:21:00,034 --> 00:21:01,181
Yeah. No kidding.
505
00:21:01,184 --> 00:21:02,684
Why did you do it without me?
506
00:21:02,687 --> 00:21:04,189
Well, next time's gonna be nuts.
507
00:21:04,192 --> 00:21:06,592
I know a guy who works at
a morgue down in Providence.
508
00:21:06,594 --> 00:21:09,195
Now, he said if nobody claims
a John Doe after 30 days,
509
00:21:09,197 --> 00:21:10,727
they just toss it in the furnace.
510
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:13,165
He said he could easily
set one aside for me.
511
00:21:13,168 --> 00:21:15,368
- Oh! That's awesome!
- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
512
00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:17,851
Oh, no, no, no, come on, can't
we just be done with this?
513
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,503
Aah!
514
00:21:22,505 --> 00:21:24,473
I frickin' hate Halloween!
515
00:21:26,521 --> 00:21:28,235
- Jimmy!
- This is good.
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