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♪♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪
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♪ travel down the road
and back again ♪
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♪ your heart is true ♪
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♪ you're a pal
and a confidante ♪
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♪ and if you threw
a party ♪
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♪ invited everyone
you knew ♪
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♪ you would see ♪
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♪ the biggest gift
would be from me ♪
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♪ and the card attached
would say ♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪♪
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Captioning made possible by
witt/thomas/harris productions,
cbs television network,
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And 1992 nci caption club/
grantsmanship
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On the last episode of
the golden palace...
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Dorothy just called.
She's on her way.
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Group hug, everybody.
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I think ma's
much too old
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To be working
this hard.
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Want her to come back
to atlanta with me.
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Rose, I want to thank you
for yesterday.
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You didn't
give me any grief
about marrying beverly.
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I figure
it's your life.
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If you want
to throw it away
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Marrying some
cheap tart in
a drunken stupor,
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Who am I
to object?
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"I can't choose
between my own daughter
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"and two women I think of
as daughters.
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I'm sorry.
I just can't."
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I don't understand.
What does this mean?
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It means sophia
has run away.
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[telephone rings]
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Front desk.
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Oh, you have
no soap.
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I'm so sorry
about that.
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We're shorthanded.
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One of our maids
ran away,
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And two of our maids
have gone to find her.
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I'll get some soap
up to you.
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All right.
Thank you, sir.
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That'll be 303.
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[ring]
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Front desk.
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I'm sorry.
Those towels
are on their way.
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[ring]
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Front desk.
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I don't have time
for this right now.
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Try me again later.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I thought
this was an obscene
phone call.
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Oh, w-what's wrong
with your meat loaf?
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Oh, well, fine.
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I'll get another one
up to you
right away,
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And call me later.
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Roland, mr. Marshall
got dry meat loaf.
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I know. Chuy,
what is the
number one rule
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Of hotel cooking?
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If it doesn't look right,
cover it with rsley.
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No amount of parsley
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Can cover up
dry meat loaf,
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So explain that chia pet
you sent up
to mr. Marshall.
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I made a mistake.
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Name one other time
I made a mistake.
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You just married
a complete stranger
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After having
a shot of tequila.
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Name another one.
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You got to focus.
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That's the third order
that's been sent back.
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Maybe I'm not
so happy,
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But things are going
to be just fine
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Once we make love.
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Uh-oh. Have we
found another problem
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That can't be covered
with parsley?
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Hey, it's her, man.
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She says
just because
we're married
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Doesn't mean
she has to act
like a tramp.
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I was upset
at first,
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But then I realized
I'm lucky.
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I'm a lucky man.
Lucky, lucky, lucky.
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Chuy, listen to me.
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You're married
to a woman
who you don't know
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Who won't sleep
with you.
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You're this close
to losing a job
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To pay for a car
you can't afford.
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You are a spotted owl
in the forest of life.
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God needed to laugh
today, so he chose you.
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Is this, like,
what they call
tough love?
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Get out of here.
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Dorothy, any luck
finding sophia?
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No, and I went to all
her usual mall hangouts.
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What's the name of
that geriatric shoe store
she hangs out at?
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Oh, "still kicking"?
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Haven't seen her
since last week.
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You try the police?
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Yes, but they told me
not to expect much
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Because her description
fits half the women
in miami...
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And a quarter
of the men.
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Oh, this is ridiculous.
We'll never find her.
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Now, don't you
lose heart.
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Rose hasn't checked in,
and she's
a good detective.
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Well, she's not
at kiddie-land.
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Rose, what would she be
doing at kiddie-land?
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Well, I usually go
on the little boats.
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So, did you win
any prizes today?
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A plastic monkey on--
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You're making fun of me,
aren't you?
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Girls, let's not be
mean. That won't
solve anything.
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There wouldn't be
anything to solve
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If you had let me
take ma home.
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Is this my fault?
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You forced my mother
to do hard labor.
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I don't believe
you said that.
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Oh, if I weren't
a lady, I'd deck you.
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You try,
and I'll have you
on your back so fast
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You'll think you're
out on a date.
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Now, stop it.
Stop it!
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This isn't going to
bring sophia back.
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Let's think where she'd
go when she's depresse
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Let'wait. Did you try'd
go wthe cemetery?Resse
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She's only been gone
a few hours, dorothy.
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It takes longer than
that to dig a grave.
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Is this today's paper?
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Yes.
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Have you read it?
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Yeah.
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Oh, chuy,
any news of sophia?
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Nothing yet.
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Don't put away
that cheesecake.
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This is an emergency.
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I think I'll join you.
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Dorothy's going to kill us.
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Well, I don't care.
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I'm so mad at dorothy
for telling us
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That we work sophia
too hard.
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She's got some nerve.
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Yeah.
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I think dorothy's
full of beans,
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And I'll say it right
to her face.
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Say what to my face?
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I think you look good
in jeans.
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Blanche,
you know what
your problem is?
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You're all talk
and no action.
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Just like
your sexife.
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What are you saying?
Are you saying
I'm not a tramp?
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Then why do you think
they call me
the female ted kennedy?
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Because you look
like him.
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Excuse me. I have to
go find my mother.
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Dorothy, sit down.
We're running in circles.
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Have some cheesecake.
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I don't want any!
I want my mother,
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Or are you all
too thick
to understand that?
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All right, dorothy,
that's enough!
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Ever since sophia ran away,
you've screamed and yelled
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And acted like a monster
to me and blanche,
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And I'm telling you
right now to cut it out!
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Or what?
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Or this!
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Ooooh!
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You hit me.
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I'm sorry,
but you deserved it.
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You hit me.
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Why did you hit me?
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Oh, I feel like
hitting you, too.
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You do?
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Ever since you left,
I've been mad at you.
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You just deserted us.
You broke up our family.
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You left us alone.
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For seven years,
we turned to you
for everything,
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Then one day,
you're just gone.
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Well, what about you?
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I wasn't out of
that house two months
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Before you bought
this hotel.
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Did you ever ask
for my help? No!
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You just went out
and did it.
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I thought you didn't
need me anymore.
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We didn't want
to bother you.
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Bother me? How could
you bother me?
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You're my two
best friends.
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We are?
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You are.
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, I'm sorry, too.
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And, rose,
you hit me once more...
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And you won't live
long enough
to hear me say "ow."
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Oh, god,
I've missed you!
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I'm looking for
chuy castillos.
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You're looking at him.
Can I help you?
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You're chuy castillos?
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You look like
one of the super
mario brothers.
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I'm ramone. She never
told you about me?
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I'm the man that went
steady with her
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And loved her since
we were both 14.
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Well, I'm the guy that
skipped all that
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And married her
after a shot of tequila.
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00:10:16,014 --> 00:10:17,647
Well,
you're a lucky man.
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She's a wonderful,
beautiful woman.
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I'm here
to congratulate you.
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Hey, thanks.
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00:10:22,854 --> 00:10:25,288
And just to let you know
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That if you do
anything to hurt her,
I'll kill you.
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00:10:29,861 --> 00:10:32,162
She's coming down.
Why not talk to her?
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00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:36,266
I cannot interfere.
I don't want her
to see me.
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00:10:36,334 --> 00:10:40,237
I don't know why
she's chosen you,
but she has.
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00:10:40,304 --> 00:10:41,605
So, once again,
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00:10:41,672 --> 00:10:42,706
Congratulations,
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Kill.
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00:10:48,213 --> 00:10:51,615
Aw, chuy, did you
just break it off
with beverly?
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00:10:51,682 --> 00:10:53,617
No, I didn't.
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00:10:53,684 --> 00:10:55,119
Oh, rose...
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Hold me, rose.
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Oh, there, there, baby.
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00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,626
When did rose become
the strong one?
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00:11:02,693 --> 00:11:03,894
I don't know.
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00:11:03,962 --> 00:11:05,896
I'm looking
for the manager.
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00:11:05,964 --> 00:11:08,098
Where'd you get
that purse?
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00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:10,600
Some old lady
left it in my cab.
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00:11:10,668 --> 00:11:12,035
Looks like ma's.
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00:11:12,103 --> 00:11:13,971
Let's see.
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00:11:14,038 --> 00:11:15,538
Bingo cards,
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00:11:15,606 --> 00:11:17,007
Brass knuckles,
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00:11:17,075 --> 00:11:22,112
Pocket edition of
101 jokes for the john.
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00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:24,148
Yes, this is ma's!
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00:11:24,215 --> 00:11:26,150
Where did you take her?
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00:11:26,217 --> 00:11:28,852
Got the log sheet here.
Let me check.
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00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,354
Picked her up,
golden palace, 7:05.
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00:11:31,422 --> 00:11:36,626
Dropped her off
at a place called
shady pines.
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00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:43,867
Shady pinenes?
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00:11:43,935 --> 00:11:45,068
It burnt down.
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00:11:45,136 --> 00:11:46,569
They must've rebuilt it,
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00:11:46,637 --> 00:11:50,473
But it can't be as bad
as sophia's made out,
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00:11:50,541 --> 00:11:52,008
Can it, dorothy?
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00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:55,278
Well...
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00:11:55,346 --> 00:11:57,881
Coin-operated
walkers?
236
00:11:59,317 --> 00:12:03,419
Totally untrue. No,
my mother made that up.
237
00:12:03,487 --> 00:12:08,424
Ice cream given
only to the day's
top 10 orange pickers?
238
00:12:08,492 --> 00:12:12,863
Not true.
Anyone in the trees
got ice cream.
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00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:14,297
I've got
shady pines.
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00:12:14,365 --> 00:12:16,366
They have a phone now?
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00:12:17,601 --> 00:12:20,503
Yes, did someone
check in this morning,
242
00:12:20,571 --> 00:12:21,537
Sophia petrillo?
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00:12:21,605 --> 00:12:24,574
She has? Well,
can we speak with her?
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00:12:24,641 --> 00:12:27,577
She's in the middle of
her exercise period.
245
00:12:27,644 --> 00:12:32,382
Oh, my god! That's code
for picking up litter
on the interstate.
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00:12:35,987 --> 00:12:36,920
Ma?
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00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:38,121
It's me.
248
00:12:38,189 --> 00:12:41,624
Honey, what are you doing?
You sound out of breath.
249
00:12:41,692 --> 00:12:43,426
You know
the rules here.
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If you don't work,
you don't eat.
251
00:12:45,963 --> 00:12:47,663
We're coming to get you.
252
00:12:47,731 --> 00:12:52,168
Don't. I'd rather
stay here than to
have you fight over me.
253
00:12:52,236 --> 00:12:53,169
But, ma--
254
00:12:53,237 --> 00:12:55,171
Look,
I can't talk now.
255
00:12:55,239 --> 00:12:58,674
One of the screws
is giving me
the fish eye.
256
00:12:58,742 --> 00:12:59,675
Goodbye, dorothy.
257
00:12:59,743 --> 00:13:02,212
Whatever you do,
don't pick me up.
258
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,214
Let me die in peace.
259
00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:05,181
Ma--
260
00:13:05,249 --> 00:13:07,717
Oh, he's coming
this way.
261
00:13:07,785 --> 00:13:09,219
I got to go.
262
00:13:09,287 --> 00:13:11,721
Oh, no. He saw me.
263
00:13:11,789 --> 00:13:13,723
Too late!
It's too late!
264
00:13:13,791 --> 00:13:16,726
Is it too late
for my massage?
265
00:13:16,794 --> 00:13:18,094
Not if you hurry.
266
00:13:18,162 --> 00:13:19,362
Hot oil, right?
267
00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:20,730
If you'd like.
268
00:13:20,798 --> 00:13:23,300
Hot dog!
269
00:13:24,835 --> 00:13:26,269
We have to hurry.
270
00:13:26,337 --> 00:13:28,571
They probably have
her cleaning shellfish.
271
00:13:28,639 --> 00:13:32,542
They try to pass that
off as arts and crafts.
272
00:13:42,253 --> 00:13:45,188
Oh, my god!
273
00:13:45,256 --> 00:13:46,689
What have they done?
274
00:13:46,757 --> 00:13:47,690
It's beautiful.
275
00:13:47,758 --> 00:13:49,192
It's paradise.
276
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,627
It's a fake!
277
00:13:51,695 --> 00:13:55,631
They must all be out back
sweating away their lives
278
00:13:55,699 --> 00:13:59,069
In some devilish
fluff and fold operation
279
00:13:59,136 --> 00:14:01,537
Hello, and welcome
to shady pines.
280
00:14:01,605 --> 00:14:03,940
I'm meredith.
I'm here to help.
281
00:14:04,008 --> 00:14:06,709
What have you done
with my mother, you...
282
00:14:06,777 --> 00:14:08,445
You nazi?
283
00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:11,114
Security.
284
00:14:12,783 --> 00:14:15,718
The smart-looking
one.
285
00:14:15,786 --> 00:14:17,720
Lay down on that floor,
286
00:14:17,788 --> 00:14:19,589
Hands behind
your back, please?
287
00:14:19,656 --> 00:14:22,592
What kept you out
of the regular police,
288
00:14:22,659 --> 00:14:24,160
Manners or motor skills?
289
00:14:24,228 --> 00:14:25,595
Come on.
290
00:14:25,662 --> 00:14:28,798
You take your hands
off her. She's my friend.
291
00:14:28,866 --> 00:14:32,369
When did you
become so strong?
292
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:35,372
I don't know.
293
00:14:36,907 --> 00:14:39,275
I haven't had
a workout
like that since--
294
00:14:39,343 --> 00:14:40,243
Ma.
295
00:14:40,311 --> 00:14:41,277
Orange trees.
296
00:14:41,345 --> 00:14:43,946
Since they had me
in the orange trees.
297
00:14:44,015 --> 00:14:47,083
Can you verify
that this woman
is your daughter?
298
00:14:47,151 --> 00:14:48,818
What if I don't?
299
00:14:48,886 --> 00:14:50,853
We'll have her jailed
for trespassing.
300
00:14:50,921 --> 00:14:52,588
Let's do that
for now.
301
00:14:52,656 --> 00:14:54,424
Ma!
302
00:14:54,492 --> 00:14:56,692
O.K.,
she's mine.
She's mine.
303
00:14:56,760 --> 00:15:00,196
O.K.
Show's over.
Go on home.
304
00:15:00,264 --> 00:15:01,998
What are you doing here?
305
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:04,434
Ma, you had us
worried sick!
306
00:15:04,502 --> 00:15:05,935
I hit dorothy.
307
00:15:06,003 --> 00:15:07,170
Don't lie.
308
00:15:07,238 --> 00:15:08,704
No, I really did.
309
00:15:08,772 --> 00:15:09,839
Oh, you did not.
310
00:15:09,907 --> 00:15:10,940
She did.
311
00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:14,977
You shall lead us now.
312
00:15:21,752 --> 00:15:23,719
Sophia,
we have to talk.
313
00:15:23,787 --> 00:15:26,322
Five minutes,
then I have
tennis lessons.
314
00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:29,426
Ma,
this is ridiculous.
You can't stay here.
315
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:32,662
I lived here
before I moved in
with you three.
316
00:15:32,729 --> 00:15:36,366
If I stay you'll be mad
at me, not each other,
317
00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:38,501
And I won't ruin
your friendship.
318
00:15:38,569 --> 00:15:40,537
You're not ruining
our friendship.
319
00:15:40,604 --> 00:15:44,840
Ma, I love you.
I want you to live
with me.
320
00:15:44,908 --> 00:15:47,877
We love you
and want you to
be happy.
321
00:15:47,945 --> 00:15:50,180
And whatever
you decide is o.K.
322
00:15:50,247 --> 00:15:53,450
You're forcing me
to make a choice
I can't make.
323
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:57,019
Sophia petrillo is
going to have to
take care of herself.
324
00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:59,422
How will you pay
for all this.
325
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:02,192
With a little something
I like to call...
326
00:16:02,259 --> 00:16:03,426
Your money.
327
00:16:03,494 --> 00:16:04,727
Ma, forget it!
328
00:16:04,795 --> 00:16:07,697
O.K. Girls, I'm taking
out all the money
329
00:16:07,764 --> 00:16:09,599
I put into the hotel.
330
00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:12,202
Oh, the only thing
you actually put in
331
00:16:12,269 --> 00:16:15,238
Was that candy dish
in the lobby, honey.
332
00:16:16,273 --> 00:16:18,308
Keep it.
333
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:22,212
Look, shady pines
might have
a new coat of paint,
334
00:16:22,279 --> 00:16:25,348
But they can't care
for you like I can.
335
00:16:25,416 --> 00:16:26,483
Sushi?
336
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,717
Thank you.
337
00:16:29,386 --> 00:16:31,554
Look at that tush!
338
00:16:37,294 --> 00:16:39,862
But I'm your
flesh and blood.
339
00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:41,164
Hello, meredith.
340
00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:42,965
Hello, ma.
341
00:16:44,368 --> 00:16:46,503
But you're all
cooped up here.
342
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,838
At least with me
you'll have fun.
343
00:16:48,905 --> 00:16:50,473
Attention, shady piners,
344
00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:58,748
Circus night is startingin five minuteson the big lawn.
345
00:16:58,815 --> 00:16:59,749
The circus.
346
00:16:59,816 --> 00:17:01,184
Pussycat, couldn't
this wait?
347
00:17:01,252 --> 00:17:04,187
No. You have to come
back to the hotel
348
00:17:04,255 --> 00:17:06,523
So we can talk
about this.
349
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:09,192
Right. We're obviously
not solving anything here.
350
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:10,160
That's fair.
351
00:17:10,227 --> 00:17:17,066
O.K., I'll go pay
the bill.
352
00:17:17,134 --> 00:17:20,470
So, how's everything?
353
00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:24,140
Actually, the meat loaf
is a little dry.
354
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,409
Beverly, I want a divorce.
355
00:17:26,477 --> 00:17:30,346
Boy, you can't take
criticism, can you?
356
00:17:30,414 --> 00:17:32,915
I'm sorry to blurt
it out like that.
357
00:17:32,983 --> 00:17:34,384
I've been thinking,
and...
358
00:17:34,451 --> 00:17:37,554
Beverly, I don't think
I love you.
359
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:41,090
An hour ago,
you said you wanted
to make me happy.
360
00:17:41,158 --> 00:17:42,892
That's because
your old boyfriend
361
00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:45,795
Came by and threatened
to kill me.
362
00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:48,565
Ramone? Ramone came
to see you?
363
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,900
Oh, that means
he loves me.
364
00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:52,402
Ramone loves me!
365
00:17:52,469 --> 00:17:55,438
Oh, chuy, I owe you
an apology.
366
00:17:55,506 --> 00:17:59,041
I did all of this to
make ramone jealous.
367
00:17:59,109 --> 00:18:00,810
I'm sorry.
368
00:18:02,145 --> 00:18:03,413
Hey, no problem.
369
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,449
I hope you and ramone
are happy together.
370
00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:08,050
We're getting divorced,
right?
371
00:18:08,118 --> 00:18:11,821
Oh, we don't have to.
We were never really
married.
372
00:18:11,888 --> 00:18:13,823
What do you mean?
373
00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:17,760
Remember that priest
we got at 2:00
in the morning?
374
00:18:17,828 --> 00:18:20,830
Well, he was really
a men's room attendant.
375
00:18:20,897 --> 00:18:23,333
I was wondering
why he had
376
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,502
A jar of combs
on the alter.
377
00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:30,540
I will never forget you,
chuy castolanzos.
378
00:18:31,575 --> 00:18:33,409
It's castillos.
379
00:18:33,477 --> 00:18:35,578
Chuy castillos.
380
00:18:40,217 --> 00:18:44,153
Dorothy, we just
don't want you
to leave like this.
381
00:18:44,221 --> 00:18:45,154
No, wait.
382
00:18:45,222 --> 00:18:47,156
Ma and I have
been talking,
383
00:18:47,224 --> 00:18:51,527
And we both agree it's
better if she stays here.
384
00:18:51,595 --> 00:18:52,662
You mean that?
385
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:54,997
We don't want to lose
your friendship.
386
00:18:55,065 --> 00:18:56,666
No, I really mean it.
387
00:18:56,734 --> 00:19:00,136
I really didn't think
you could run this hotel.
388
00:19:00,203 --> 00:19:02,639
I thought that you,
blanche,
would lose interest,
389
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:05,341
And you, rose,
would marry miles,
390
00:19:05,409 --> 00:19:08,077
And ma would come home,
391
00:19:08,145 --> 00:19:11,080
But I forgot what
special people you are,
392
00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:15,084
And I apologize for
not having enough faith
in you.
393
00:19:15,152 --> 00:19:17,587
I just want you to know
394
00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:20,590
I'm very, very proud
of all of you.
395
00:19:20,658 --> 00:19:22,625
You don't know
what it means
396
00:19:22,693 --> 00:19:24,594
To hear you
say that.
397
00:19:24,662 --> 00:19:26,696
Oh, me, too.
398
00:19:28,064 --> 00:19:32,101
Rose and I
have this little
present for you.
399
00:19:32,169 --> 00:19:33,703
We made it.
400
00:19:35,105 --> 00:19:39,208
A life-time pass
to the golden palace.
401
00:19:40,243 --> 00:19:41,544
Read the back.
402
00:19:41,612 --> 00:19:45,147
"this card entitles
dorothy zbornak
hollingsworth
403
00:19:45,215 --> 00:19:49,151
"to stay in any room
in the golden palace
404
00:19:49,219 --> 00:19:51,587
"and eat cheesecake,
405
00:19:51,655 --> 00:19:54,056
"tell dirty jokes,
406
00:19:54,124 --> 00:19:57,259
"and have at least
two friends
407
00:19:57,328 --> 00:20:00,095
"who will listen
to her cry,
408
00:20:00,163 --> 00:20:02,198
"complain, and laugh,
409
00:20:02,265 --> 00:20:04,701
For the rest
of her life."
410
00:20:05,869 --> 00:20:06,869
Thank you.
411
00:20:13,644 --> 00:20:15,645
I got you something, too.
412
00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:21,183
Uh, this...
This candy dish.
413
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,589
It's engraved.
414
00:20:26,657 --> 00:20:29,892
"to ma, love dorothy."
415
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,728
Damn!
416
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:35,732
Blanche,
we're getting
backed up here.
417
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:36,766
I'll be right there.
418
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:39,769
Come back and see
us, you hear?
419
00:20:39,837 --> 00:20:43,740
Oh, the flowers
are here. I have to
take care of those.
420
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,941
Sophia, we've got to
do the menu.
421
00:20:46,009 --> 00:20:48,611
They're going to
work me to death.
422
00:20:48,679 --> 00:20:51,113
Just a little guilt
for the road.
423
00:20:51,181 --> 00:20:52,615
Goodbye, pussycat.
424
00:20:52,683 --> 00:20:54,617
Goodbye, ma.
425
00:20:54,685 --> 00:20:56,853
[telephone rings]
426
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,888
Golden palace.
427
00:21:08,198 --> 00:21:11,200
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