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♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪
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♪ travel down the road
and back again ♪
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♪ your heart is true ♪
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♪ you're a pal
and a confidante ♪
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♪ and if you threw
a party ♪
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♪ invited everyone
you knew ♪
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♪ you would see ♪
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♪ the biggest gift
would be from me ♪
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♪ and the card attached
would say ♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪♪
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Captioning made possible by
witt/thomas/harris productions,
cbs television network,
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And 1992 nci caption club/
grantsmanship
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Sophia,
isn't that sauce ready?
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It's coming, it's coming.
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My god. I haven't
cooked this much
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Since I worked
in mussolini's kitchen
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During world war--
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Since
the feldman wedding.
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O.K., man.
Ready to help.
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Stick your hand
in that chicken,
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And pull out
the giblets.
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Man, get out of here.
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I mean it.
Stick your hand
in there.
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I'm not sticking
my hand in there.
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Roland,
I told you I needed
kitchen help.
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You volunteered.
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What are you
afraid of?
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Everything
that's in there.
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There's three things
I don't do--
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Number one--I don't
squish bugs,
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Number two--
I don't answer guys
in the bathroom
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When they ask,
"hey, does this
look normal to you?"
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And number three--
I don't stick my hand
in dead chickens.
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What do you mean,
you don't
squish bugs?
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I don't. I "shoo" them.
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You "shoo" them?
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Hey, I just
shoed one, too.
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Let me
understand this.
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If you
saw a spider,
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You wouldn't
just squish it?
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Mm-mmm.
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Oh, man,
you're crazy.
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I'm crazy?
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Yeah.
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O.K. Suppose
you squish this spider
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And then you flush him
down the toilet.
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But what if
he's not really squished?
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And when you
close your eyes
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And flush him
down the toilet,
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He hides on the side
of the bowl...
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Healing from
this partial squish.H.
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And then one night
when it's dark...
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And he's strong...
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You sit down.
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And when you are
most vulnerable,
he gets you!
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So?
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So then you're
in the bathroom
asking some guy,
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"does this
look normal to you?"
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[phone rings]
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Front desk.
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Uh, yes, mr. Burrows.
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I know there are
supposed to be
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Eight chicken fingers
in an order.
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I'm sorry
you only got seven.
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Well, my god!
Since you lawyers
got here,
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All you've done
is threaten to sue.
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No, no.
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It will be my pleasure
to give you the finger.
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Bye.
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Oliver,
run and take a chicken
finger up to 215.
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Gotcha.
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I hope we never
have a convention
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Of personal injury
lawyers again.
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They're driving
everybody crazy.
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Thank goodness
they're leaving
on the 6th.
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They check out
on the 9th.
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No, the 6th.
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I wrote it right here
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On my "scenes
from st. Olaf" calendar.
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Isn't that
a wonderful picture
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Of the salmon
swimming downstream?
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Rose,
salmon swim upstream.
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Oh, dear!
They are checking out
on the 9th.
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And look how horny
the fish look this way.
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Well, we have a problem.
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I just took
a reservation
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From a group of judges
from jacksonville.
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They arrive on the 8th.
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The hotel is sold out.
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Chuy's been screaming
he needs more help
in the kitchen.
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If those judges come,
we'll be overbooked.
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It's just for one night.
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There must be
something we can do.
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We cannot check in
one more person.
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We don't have any rooms.
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Hello. I understand
you're looking
for kitchen help.
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Here is my resume.
I am a chef.
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Uh-huh. Well...You're
very well qualified.
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Why don't you just go
right through there
to the kitchen,
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Tell chuy that blanche
said you'll start
immediately.
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You know, when you
hold the calendar
this way,
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It's a herd
of live cows.
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Blanche at the desk
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Said I should
come in here to work.
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Welcome aboard.
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Stick your hand
in a chicken.
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Get out of here, man!
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Get out before
I cut your ears off.
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You guys
know each other?
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Yeah. I caught him
in bed with my wife.
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You sure it's his ears
you want to cut off?
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Go on, get out
of here, man.
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Get out of here!
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Hey, chuy--
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Hey, I'll take care
of this, o.K.?
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Hey, I just came here
to talk to you.
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Oh, sure.
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What have you
been doing
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Since you were
iny bed with my wife
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Under my binky?
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I mean my blanket.
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Binky is spanish
for blanket.
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You're not working
in my kitchen, man.
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The lady
gave me a job.
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You can't fire me
just because
you don't like me.
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Oh, yes, I can.
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No, you can't.
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I thought this out
before I came here.
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If you fire me,
that's called, uh,
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Firing somebody
without cause.
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You can't do that.
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Are you going to sue me?
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Where are you
going to find a lawyer?
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What?
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It's from
the insurance company.
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The check I sent
and our policy,
both marked canceled.
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They canceled
our liability insurance.
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Why would they do that?
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Remember when
rose covered the pool
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Before everybody
was out of it?
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Yeah.
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Well, apparently,
this guy's still
having bad dreams.
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The insurance company
settled with him,
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And they're not
renewing our policy.
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We ought to be
the ones suing.
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We had to repaint
the side of the pool
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To get out
those scratch marks.
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Look, blanche,
we got to be careful.
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Without insurance,
if we lose a court case,
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We could
lose everything.
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O.K., let's go,
let's go.
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I hope you told
those judges
we have no room.
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I think I figured out
how we can keep
everybody happy.
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Really? What's your plan?
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It's not really my plan.
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It was devised
in st. Olaf
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During the big
monkey trial of 1945.
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The big monkey trial?
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Yes. It's a good thing
we were able to find
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A jury of his peers,
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Or we would
have convicted
the wrong big monkey.
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Oh, that trial caused
such a flap in st. Olaf.
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It seems that
mrs. Ingovar's monkey
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Somehow got hold
of a typewriter.
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Anyway, he got
a little lucky,
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And he typed out
a self-help book
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Called healingthe monkey within.
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Of course, everybody
wanted to see that trial.
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We were sitting
on each other's laps.
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We had to double up.
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And soon
the verdict was read.
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What happened
to the monkey? Ow!
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He was found guilty
of intelligence.
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So the townspeople
shaved him.
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It turned out o.K.,
though,
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Because mrs. Ingovar
became rich
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Passing him off
at carnivals
as a man from mars.
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What's the point
of all this?
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Well, I guess
the point is
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If you want to
make some money,
shave your monkey.
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How does it help us?
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You really
haven't been listening,
have you?
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We have to double up.
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If the three of us gals
share a room,
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And if roland and chuy
and oliver share,
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We'll only have to have
one judge and one lawyer
share a room.
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Fine! Do it!
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Hey, blanche,
wait a minute.
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You can't bring
more guests
into the hotel
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When we don't
have insurance.
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We are finally
making some money.
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We are booked up.
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It's worth the risk.
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Isn't this a decision
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You should make
with your partners?
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Honey, I would
never know how to
track them all down.
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Oh...
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You mean
my hotel partners?
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Mm-hmm!
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It's o.K. I'm in charge.
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Hey, guys,
can we get lunch
going here or what?
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He still
won't talk.
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Would you talk to
someone who had sex
with your wife?
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I don't care
what he does...
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As long as he
washes his hands
afterward.
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Let me ask you.
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If you found
your best friend--
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Someone
you grew up with--
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In bed
with someone you love,
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Wouldn't you be mad?
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It would depend
on the circumstances.
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Maybe they'd been
to a dance.
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And maybe they'd both
had too much to drink.
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Maybe he'd just said
he was going to show me
his appendix scar.
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Stop judging me!
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Stop judging me!
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00:10:05,269 --> 00:10:07,171
You and delores
were already separated.
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I knew how miserable
you were feeling.
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That's why I went
to talk to her.
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To explain
what you were feeling.
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That makes
perfect sense.
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You wanted to know
what I was feeling,
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So you started
feeling my wife!
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It wasn't like that.
It just happened.
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Rubin, you want me to say
you can have delores?
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Go ahead!
She's all yours.
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I don't want delores.
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I want to be wityou.
You're the one I love.
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Now here's a twist
I wasn't expecting.
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Come on, blanche.
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I miss you, man.
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Don't you miss us
hanging out together?
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I'm not forgiving you.
I can't.
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Ever since we were
6 years old.
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You remember we met in
miss hernandez' class?
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You've been
my best friend.
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I still remember
that day you walked
in that room.
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You had
that great smile.
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Do you remember that?
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You stole my crayons.
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00:11:01,259 --> 00:11:02,226
What?
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00:11:02,293 --> 00:11:03,727
That's what I remember.
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00:11:03,795 --> 00:11:05,229
You stole my crayons.
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00:11:05,296 --> 00:11:07,731
First my crayons,
now my wife.
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Everything I ever loved
to play with.
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00:11:19,911 --> 00:11:22,345
When am I going to learn
you're a thief?
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00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,547
You've taken enough
from me.
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00:11:28,386 --> 00:11:31,188
Oh, no, thank you.
253
00:11:31,256 --> 00:11:33,257
What are you
so grumpy about?
254
00:11:33,324 --> 00:11:34,925
The only insurance
I can get
255
00:11:34,993 --> 00:11:36,426
Isn't going to
protect us
from anything,
256
00:11:36,494 --> 00:11:38,061
And we're
still overbooked.
257
00:11:38,129 --> 00:11:39,897
Rose is still trying
to talk that lawyer
258
00:11:39,964 --> 00:11:41,698
Into sharing a room
with a judge.
259
00:11:41,766 --> 00:11:44,701
It'll be just like
going to summer camp.
260
00:11:44,769 --> 00:11:47,704
I remember meeting
my new tent mate.
261
00:11:47,772 --> 00:11:50,207
We had so much fun.
262
00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:53,777
Playing "lose rose
in the forest"...
263
00:11:53,845 --> 00:11:57,181
Or "dump rose in the
middle of the lake."
264
00:11:57,248 --> 00:12:00,417
And then somehow
I'd make it back,
265
00:12:00,484 --> 00:12:02,920
And everybody
would be singing
kumbaya.
266
00:12:02,987 --> 00:12:05,088
Oh, what do you say?
267
00:12:05,156 --> 00:12:06,589
Forget it.
268
00:12:07,826 --> 00:12:09,059
We'll give you
a free room.
269
00:12:09,127 --> 00:12:10,294
There's a good reason.
270
00:12:10,361 --> 00:12:11,428
I'll do it.
271
00:12:11,495 --> 00:12:14,531
You'll be
sharing a room
with a mr. Angel.
272
00:12:14,598 --> 00:12:17,134
[motorcycles
revving]
273
00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:26,476
I'm sorry.
We're all booked up.
274
00:12:26,544 --> 00:12:27,978
We have reservations.
275
00:12:28,046 --> 00:12:31,181
We're the judges
of jacksonville.
276
00:12:36,254 --> 00:12:39,622
I spoke with a woman
named...Rose.
277
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,394
She's rose.
278
00:12:44,462 --> 00:12:46,463
Get rid of them.
279
00:12:47,932 --> 00:12:48,932
Um...
280
00:12:50,101 --> 00:12:52,169
Your honors, um...
281
00:12:53,938 --> 00:12:54,872
Hi!
282
00:12:54,939 --> 00:12:56,874
Listen,
I made a mistake.
283
00:12:56,941 --> 00:12:59,877
And we really
don't have enough room.
284
00:12:59,944 --> 00:13:02,545
I mean,
if you stayed here,
285
00:13:02,613 --> 00:13:04,381
You'd have to share
a room with him.
286
00:13:04,448 --> 00:13:07,617
Sounds like fun.
287
00:13:07,685 --> 00:13:09,853
It wouldn't be,
he's a lawyer.
288
00:13:09,921 --> 00:13:11,621
Great!
289
00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:13,590
I hate lawyers.
290
00:13:15,393 --> 00:13:18,161
O.K., I'll need
your full name,
mr. Angel.
291
00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:22,065
Angel of death.
292
00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:24,534
What a silly
little mix-up.
293
00:13:24,602 --> 00:13:27,404
I guess you
won't want to stay
with us tonight.
294
00:13:27,471 --> 00:13:28,772
Oh, I'll stay,
295
00:13:28,839 --> 00:13:30,807
But if anything
happens to me,
296
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,376
This hotel is mine.
297
00:13:43,086 --> 00:13:45,020
Everybody ready
for lights out?
298
00:13:45,088 --> 00:13:45,988
Yep.
299
00:13:46,055 --> 00:13:47,656
Why am I
in the middle?
300
00:13:47,724 --> 00:13:50,058
I like to get up
to drink water.
301
00:13:50,126 --> 00:13:54,530
Then you
like to get up
and let it out.
302
00:13:54,598 --> 00:13:57,065
Only sometimes
you don't get up.
303
00:14:04,307 --> 00:14:08,243
Oh, I hope that lawyer
and that biker are o.K.
304
00:14:08,311 --> 00:14:11,747
It's a shame
how society has to kowtow
to those hooligans.
305
00:14:11,815 --> 00:14:15,350
Those no-goods who prey
on decent people everywhere.
306
00:14:15,418 --> 00:14:18,787
And the bikers
are just as bad.
307
00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,525
We really don't
have to worry.
308
00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:24,527
Even if
that lawyer sues,
309
00:14:24,594 --> 00:14:28,196
We're covered by
our insurance policy.
310
00:14:28,264 --> 00:14:29,197
Girls...
311
00:14:29,265 --> 00:14:31,700
I'm afraid we
have to talk.
312
00:14:31,768 --> 00:14:33,101
What's the matter,
blanche?
313
00:14:33,169 --> 00:14:36,672
I wish there was
some other way
to tell you.
314
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,306
We have
no insurance policy.
315
00:14:38,374 --> 00:14:40,175
What do you mean?
316
00:14:40,243 --> 00:14:42,177
The company
canceled our policy,
317
00:14:42,245 --> 00:14:44,112
And I'm
having trouble
getting us covered.
318
00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:46,114
What does
this mean, blanche?
319
00:14:46,182 --> 00:14:48,617
If that lawyer
should sue us,
320
00:14:48,685 --> 00:14:50,686
Or if rubin
should sue us,
321
00:14:50,754 --> 00:14:53,188
If we have
any legal problems,
322
00:14:53,256 --> 00:14:55,190
We're likely
to lose everything.
323
00:14:55,258 --> 00:14:57,693
When did work
become so hard?
324
00:14:57,761 --> 00:15:00,829
We have to worry about
every little detail.
325
00:15:00,897 --> 00:15:06,201
1, 2, 3--
326
00:15:06,269 --> 00:15:08,737
Hey, slow down.
Slow down, man.
327
00:15:08,805 --> 00:15:16,311
4, 5, 6, 7.
328
00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:17,312
8!
329
00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:19,682
No, thanks.
I just did.
330
00:15:22,953 --> 00:15:25,220
I thought you said
you wanted to pump up.
331
00:15:25,288 --> 00:15:27,723
No, I said plump up.
332
00:15:29,325 --> 00:15:31,026
Besides, nobody
trusts a skinny chef.
333
00:15:31,094 --> 00:15:32,327
What do you mean?
334
00:15:32,395 --> 00:15:34,362
All the great chefs
are porkers.
335
00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:35,397
Prudhomme, beard.
336
00:15:35,465 --> 00:15:37,399
What's that
other dude's name?
337
00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:39,702
Uh, julia child.
338
00:15:41,170 --> 00:15:42,605
Guys,
your tent's ready.
339
00:15:42,672 --> 00:15:46,575
Hey, oliver,
why don't you sleep
in the tent, man?
340
00:15:46,643 --> 00:15:49,511
You can pretend
you're in the woods.
341
00:15:49,579 --> 00:15:51,847
I'm a city kid.
I hate the woods.
342
00:15:51,915 --> 00:15:53,816
There are bugs
in the woods.
343
00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:57,419
Then I'm definitely
not sleeping
in the woods.
344
00:15:57,487 --> 00:16:00,856
Wait, you're a kid,
and we're two
big, strong men.
345
00:16:00,924 --> 00:16:02,557
Now get in the tent.
346
00:16:02,626 --> 00:16:04,860
I'll sleep
in the tent.
347
00:16:04,928 --> 00:16:07,496
Good night,
everybody.
348
00:16:07,563 --> 00:16:10,966
♪ kumbaya, my lord ♪
349
00:16:11,034 --> 00:16:14,269
♪ kumbaya ♪
350
00:16:14,337 --> 00:16:17,472
♪ someone's
singing, lord ♪
351
00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:20,609
♪ kumbaya ♪
352
00:16:20,677 --> 00:16:25,681
♪ oh lord, kumbaya ♪♪
353
00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:35,758
What in hell
is that?
354
00:16:37,326 --> 00:16:38,260
My feet.
355
00:16:38,327 --> 00:16:40,129
They're
freezing.
356
00:16:40,196 --> 00:16:42,898
I know, so I figured
I'd put them
357
00:16:42,966 --> 00:16:45,000
In the hottest place
in miami.
358
00:16:49,405 --> 00:16:53,642
Not without dinner
and a movie first.
359
00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:55,377
It's not like
I'm walking
360
00:16:55,444 --> 00:16:57,445
Where no man's
walked before.
361
00:17:05,388 --> 00:17:10,893
Ohh, I just had
my favorite
abominable snowman dream.
362
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,395
I still feel chills.
363
00:17:13,462 --> 00:17:15,497
Those are sophia's feet.
364
00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:18,266
Hi.
365
00:17:19,302 --> 00:17:21,503
Well, move 'em, lady.
366
00:17:21,571 --> 00:17:23,072
Sorry I woke you.
367
00:17:23,139 --> 00:17:24,573
I wasn't
really asleep.
368
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,042
I was just
lying here,
thinking.
369
00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:29,578
You know, in my
wildest dreams,
370
00:17:29,645 --> 00:17:31,513
I didn't think
the hotel business
371
00:17:31,581 --> 00:17:34,049
Was going to be
this hard.
372
00:17:34,117 --> 00:17:36,551
Well, actually, in
my wildest dreams,
373
00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:38,520
I'm carried off
to the jungle
374
00:17:38,588 --> 00:17:43,192
By a gorgeous man
in a leopard skin
loincloth.
375
00:17:43,259 --> 00:17:44,693
I haven't worked
this hard
376
00:17:44,761 --> 00:17:48,063
Since I was on my
father's dirt farm
back in sicily.
377
00:17:48,131 --> 00:17:49,598
What did
your father grow?
378
00:17:49,665 --> 00:17:50,665
Dirt.
379
00:17:53,937 --> 00:17:55,871
What are
you doing, rose?
380
00:17:55,939 --> 00:17:59,474
Making a tent.
Let's pretend
we're in camp.
381
00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:01,576
Oh, I'm just not
in the mood, rose.
382
00:18:01,644 --> 00:18:04,479
How many more times
in our lives
383
00:18:04,547 --> 00:18:06,514
Will we
get to play camp?
384
00:18:06,582 --> 00:18:09,284
O.K., rose.
All right.
385
00:18:09,352 --> 00:18:11,286
Although it would
be more fun
386
00:18:11,354 --> 00:18:13,889
If we had a boys camp
across the lake
387
00:18:13,957 --> 00:18:15,390
We could paddle to.
388
00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:18,794
Don't worry.
I have some great
new scary stories.
389
00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:21,930
Oh, we're too old
for scary stories.
390
00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:26,835
This one is called,
"the day dorothy
quit smoking."
391
00:18:28,204 --> 00:18:30,873
Ooh!
Ooh!
392
00:18:35,711 --> 00:18:37,679
[tattoo needle buzzes]
393
00:18:42,152 --> 00:18:45,320
There, that wasn't
so bad, was it?
394
00:18:45,388 --> 00:18:46,789
I love it!
395
00:18:46,856 --> 00:18:48,390
"born to litigate."
396
00:18:59,002 --> 00:19:00,936
I need
a shrimp salad...
397
00:19:01,004 --> 00:19:02,404
From the winner.
398
00:19:02,471 --> 00:19:03,939
I'll get I
399
00:19:04,007 --> 00:19:05,440
You two
still fighting?
400
00:19:05,508 --> 00:19:07,442
Well, not
too much longer.
401
00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:09,344
This is my last night.
402
00:19:09,412 --> 00:19:11,079
Aw, we're going
to miss you.
403
00:19:11,147 --> 00:19:13,182
You seem nice,
except for that
404
00:19:13,249 --> 00:19:16,584
Sleeping-with-
the-best-friend's-
wife thing.
405
00:19:17,687 --> 00:19:20,388
♪ kumbaya, lord ♪
406
00:19:20,456 --> 00:19:22,357
♪ kumbaya ♪♪
407
00:19:22,425 --> 00:19:24,426
So, you're
going to go, huh?
408
00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:29,064
Why not? You're not
going to talk to me.
409
00:19:29,132 --> 00:19:30,065
Look, chuy.
410
00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:32,835
I'm not perfect,
man.
411
00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:35,871
And I'm really sorry
about what happened.
412
00:19:35,939 --> 00:19:37,706
For what it's worth.
413
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,680
Crayons?
414
00:19:45,748 --> 00:19:47,316
Well, it's a start.
415
00:19:49,385 --> 00:19:51,820
Look, uh,
I'm going to...
416
00:19:51,888 --> 00:19:53,055
Split.
417
00:19:54,357 --> 00:19:55,357
Rubin?
418
00:19:57,827 --> 00:19:58,793
Come here.
419
00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:03,866
Look, I'm not
doing this for you.
420
00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:06,935
I'm doing this
for the old chuy.
421
00:20:12,808 --> 00:20:14,209
You're
forgiving him?
422
00:20:14,277 --> 00:20:15,744
Oh, well, in my day,
423
00:20:15,811 --> 00:20:18,247
If a man caught
his wife
in the embrace
424
00:20:18,314 --> 00:20:19,748
Of another man,
425
00:20:19,815 --> 00:20:21,216
He would
never forgive him,
426
00:20:21,284 --> 00:20:22,751
Not even
for something
as innocent
427
00:20:22,818 --> 00:20:24,253
As a new year's
eve kiss
428
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,654
With an old friend
of the family
429
00:20:26,722 --> 00:20:28,656
I had known
for years.
430
00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:33,628
Stop judging me.
431
00:20:33,696 --> 00:20:35,130
I'm not a tramp.
432
00:20:35,198 --> 00:20:36,598
I'm not a tramp!
433
00:20:39,568 --> 00:20:42,537
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