Original subtitles

- ♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪

♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪

♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪

♪ With each other they discover ♪

♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

♪ Cowabunga ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rise ♪

[announcer with Japanese accent] Scorpion treadmill!

- Congrats on the acting job, April.

I'm so happy for you, I could punch a rainbow.

- It's just a tiny basic cable show.

- [grumbles] Not so tiny.

It knocked "Scorpion Treadmill" out of its time slot.

- Say, how'd you like to sit in the front row, Ralph?

- Okay! - [giggles]

[upbeat music playing]

- [chuckles] - Hi, kids!

It's time for "The Laughy Fun-Time Hour

with Mrs. Cuddles"!

- Mm? [eerie music]

- [echoing] Let's be friends forever.

- What? [whimpers]

[distorted screaming]

[screams] No! [heavy thud]

Not Mrs. Cuddles! - It's just as good

as I thought it would be.

- Hey, you guys know I can't watch this.

- Is my acting that bad? - No, no, no.

It ain't you, April, it's-- - Let's be friends forever!

- [shrieks]

[shouts]

[groans]

- [laughs] Raph's fear-flops make me laugh every time.

- [growls]

- Oh, red one. - What?

You think I'm afraid of Mrs. Cuddles?

Uh, I'm just upset about something else,

which I'll think of what that is later.

- Be nice, guys.

You know, I bet a sandwich would make you feel better,

Raph.

- [giggles] - [yelps]

- Wish I had sandwiches for brothers.

Be better than those jerks.

Okay, sure, I'm a little jumpy, all right?

But afraid? Raph don't do afraid.

[shrieks] It's in the lair!

[grunts, gasps]

[grunting repeatedly]

[shouts, growls]

[all chuckling] - Oh, I'm enjoying this.

- The guys tell me Mrs. Cuddles totally freaks you out,

so I brought her over in a trunk for a sweet prank.

- Hey, no hard feelings, okay, big brother?

"Let's be fwends fowever!" [laughing]

[squeaker squeaking]

- Good one, making my heart almost explode.

[sobbing] And for the record, these are tears of laughter.

[tearfully] I'm laughing at you.

[chilling music]

[shudders] You got this, Raph.

Forget about her evil eyes

and those floppy ears that are always taunting you.

[squeaker squeaks, Raph gasps]

Hey, where'd she go?

[gasps]

I--I must've forgot I put it there.

Yeah, that's it.

Mmm. Hmm?

- Who wants a pickle-wickle?

[cackling] - It's alive!

[shouts] And getting bigger!

- Howdy-hi, big screamer.

Usually, I hear giggles all day,

but what I love is screams!

They make me grow and grow and grow!

- [shouts] You guys! Mrs. Cuddles is real!

- Scaredy-pants say wha?

- What?

Okay, fine, you were right.

I am afraid of Mrs. Cuddles!

But it turns out, she's really real.

- Okay, we get it. We took the joke too far.

- [sighs] Watch!

Okay, demon. Reveal yourself!

[squeaker squeaks]

[mysterious music]

- When you're ready to grow up and be an adult, Raphael,

we'll be in the arcade.

- Guys, don't leave me alone with the...

It's only a bunny. You can do this.

Just show her you're not afraid of her.

[intense music]

[screams]

- Agh, bunny on every show. And commercial?

I mean, come on, who buys an SUV from a bunny?

- Have you seen Mrs. Cuddles?

She's vanished.

She's out there just waiting to pounce.

- [giggles] - [screams]

Save yourself!

- I will never marry any of them off.

[hip-hop beats] - [grunts]

- Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

- [grunts] [all shout]

I can't find Mrs. Cuddles! - You lost the puppet?

Oh, man, I am so fired. I'll check the kitchen.

- If you're gonna go, take a bat!

Or the Turtle Tank.

Hey! And don't scream!

- Hmm-mm.

[groans] How could you lose cuddles, April?

[grunts]

[grunts, groans] - Hey, I know you from work!

- Not funny, Raf.

That is the worst Mrs. Cuddles impression

I have ever heard. Hey, there you are.

- [giggles]

- [screams]

- [sighs] Which project to work on:

The self-cleaning toothpick

or the titanium bust of myself?

Like I need to ask.

Huh?

[sarcastically] Oh, dear me. Gasp. It is Mrs. Cuddles.

Nice try, Raph. Come on out.

- No Raphy. - Ah!

- Just wittle old me.

[flatly] Oh, my banana pancakes.

Huh, I don't know which is crazier:

a talking puppet or Raph actually being right

about something.

- [giggles] You're kooky.

Now, give me a scream!

- A scream? But you're so cute.

Why would I... [babbles]

[saw whirs]

[metallic clang]

[dramatic musical sting]

[screams]

- Thank you for my scream!

- Help! Help! Help! - Donnie!

- Help! - [whimpers]

I really, really hope this is another prank, Donnie.

[metallic clattering]

Ah! Donnie!

[exhales] It's just Donnie's head.

- Penny for your thoughts, Raphy!

- [whimpers] Where's Donnie?

- In a happy place where he'll scream

and I can grow forever.

And now, you're gonna join him! [saw whirring]

[cackles] - [grunts]

[both grunting]

- [screaming]

[echoing clang]

Ah! [panting]

[shouts]

- Hiyah! [giggles]

- [grunts]

[struggling]

[grunts]

- [groans]

- [pants] Thanks, Donnie's head.

- [sniffles] You're such a meanie.

- No! - [grunts]

- Ugh, you feel so oogy!

- No, n--gah! [growls]

- [panting]

- Ugh! Hey.

- Now to lock you up till I figure out

how to shrink you and get you back in your trunk.

[muttering] She's gotta be strong enough

to hold King Kong. No, no, no.

Way stronger. She'd demolish Kong.

[stammering]

Carry the six... [muttering indistinctly]

- Whoa, we really broke this poor guy.

Wanna skateboard?

- [sighs] I left my napping robe here

when I was playing "Zombie Unicorn."

- Sorry, Pops. There's a great evil in there

that I'm protecting us from.

- Why didn't you say so, red one?

I'll guard the door while you grab the weapons.

- Great idea!

- [grunts approvingly]

- [giggles]

- It's gonna be okay, Raphy. There's no way that bunny can--

[whimpering] Oh, boy.

- Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

[hip-hop beats]

Ha-ha--ah!

[grunts]

[whimpers] - You're real?

- I hope you two scream as loud as the red one.

[both scream continuously]

- Hiyah!

[screaming continues]

[cloth stretching]

[giggles]

- [screams]

[impact lands]

- So when she kept growing,

that wasn't a clue to stop screaming?

- Sorry, but hopefully Raph heard me.

- Astronauts heard you.

[Mikey screaming]

- Why can't we just scream for help now?

Oh, right. We scream, she grows.

Not smart. Got it. - I'm starting to think

this prank was a bad idea.

- I'm sorry if we got off on the wrong foot, but

please don't hurt me.

[tense music]

[whimpers]

- [giggles] You're such a silly Billy.

[giggles]

- Whoa. You're huge.

Uh, I see you met Mikey.

Wait, where is everyone?

- [giggles] Don't you worry about them.

- Look, sure, you scared me at first, but now?

Now I see you're nothing but an average, everyday

ginormous bully.

And Raph ain't afraid of bullies!

- We'll see about that.

[grunts]

- Uh-oh. - Hiyah!

- [grunts]

[growls]

- Oh!

[grunts]

[laughs maniacally]

- [screams]

[grunts]

- [laughing] Look at you, Red!

- No! No giggles. I hate giggles.

Stop giggling!

- [laughs]

No one roughs up my family

or interrupts my TV regimen.

You made a powerful enemy, rabbit.

- [grunts]

[both grunting]

- Hiyah!

Hiyah! - [grunts]

- Hiyah! - [groans]

- [shouts]

- Oh--ow! - Ow! [spits]

Why?

- Ooh, someone has a case of cottonmouth.

[laughing]

[air hissing] - [groaning]

- Wait. She's getting smaller.

- Stop! You're just like those kids on my show.

Their giggles steal my power. [screams]

[all grunting]

- Keep at it, Pops. The laughing shrinks her.

- How can I laugh when that bunny is so ferocious?

[laughing]

I'm sorry, I couldn't say that with a straight face.

[laughs] - Hiy--

- Ha! - [groans]

Oof! [grunts, squeaks]

Oh, just don't put me back in my trunk

and send me back to the kids!

- [chuckles] Hey, that's a great idea.

So great, I wanna scream about how great it is.

But I won't.

So long, pal!

Let's be friends for never.

[both laugh] - Good one.

- "For never." - Guys?

- Anybody there? - Can somebody untie us?

- I'm afraid of togetherness.

- [chuckles] We will get right to that.

[suppresses laughter] Eventually.

[laughs]

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