Original subtitles

- ♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪

♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪

♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪

♪ With each other they discover ♪

♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

♪ Cowabunga ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rise ♪

- [laughs] - Oh, cool.

Oh, yeah! - [grunts]

- Check this out. Power-fun-jitsu!

- Uh-oh. Ha ha ha!

Not bad, not bad. But check out these puppies.

Tonfa-power-jitsu!

- Oh.

- If you guys want to see some real skill, look right here.

I'm going to make a portal to New Jersey.

[dramatic music]

Come on, power-portal-jitsu.

[groans]

Yeah! - [laughs]

That's not going to get you across the street,

let alone to Jersey.

- Okay, but...

See, it's practical, which makes it better.

- Hey, Donnie, what are you doing, bud?

- Well, while you guys took flashier items from Draxum,

I, on brand, took a more cerebral one.

See, this crystal, combined with the elements--

- Get to the point. - Now, I can see

all the mystic energy hidden around New York.

You're welcome, and thank you. - Whoa, that's awesome.

Hey, what about that laudromat?

- It looks like a laudromat.

But, what do we have over here?

Whoa, underneath that old lady's skin

is some kind of fire mutant thing.

[dramatic music]

all: Whoa.

- She just disappeared into that wall!

- I believe she went into some sort of

cool, mystic pizza place. - Pizza!

Guys, my blood shuggies are getting low.

I need to eat, bad.

[dramatic music]

- Step aside, let's put the prettiest face first.

- I don't think that's a good idea.

- Why? If anyone's gonna

get us inside, it's me.

- [blows raspberry]

- Nice try, pretty boy.

[laughs]

- Awesome!

[grunting]

- Don't leave me!

- Huh?

[dramatic music]

All right, all right. Everybody be cool.

This is our first time

in a classy restaurant, uh, establishment.

- Hey, guys, this wall is definitely broken.

[pigeons coo]

- [grunts]

- Hm, a table. What do we do?

- Okay, be cool.

I think we just sit at it, and ask for stuff.

- Uh, like regular people? - I think here, we are regular.

- [groans]

- Never forget, you are the champion, bro.

- Thanks, bro, I was having a real existential crisis.

[dramatic music]

- Ah!

Oh.

Oh! Ah!

Ah--

- Whoa! - Oh, ew, gross.

- Oh, no, no, no, no, this is not for you.

- "Prove you're a champion?" Oh, this is definitely for me.

- Well, no it's not.

You, my friend, are not a champion, sorry.

- But you see, Bone Man-- and can I call you Bone Man?

I am a champion, and I want to know what's behind your rope.

- Well, you need not be concerned with

the laberinto de muerte,

or as you would call it, the Maze of Death.

- Ominous. But also, a question.

When I solve your Maze of Death, what do I get?

- You get your picture immortalized

on our wall of champions. Also, pizza.

The world's greatest pizza.

- Well, guess who's face is about to go on that wall?

I've solved all kinds of mazes.

You're looking at the maze master, mister.

- Be warned, in this maze,

the use of mystic powers is strictly forbidden.

- No mystic powers? Perfect.

I never touch the stuff. I'm old-school.

- Ugh, fine. Would you like to enter alone?

- You know what, make it for four,

because what's the point of being a champion

if you can't rub it in your brother's face?

- Sweet salvation.

[yells]

My salvation! - No, what are you doing?

Don't eat that run of the mill garbage,

when you can have the world's greatest pizza.

- Oh, please, every place in New York

claims to have the world's greatest pizza.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this pizza's behind a velvet rope.

Velvet rope, guys. Velvet rope--

You know that means quality!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, Leo, what is this place?

I thought you said we were getting pizza.

- It's nothing, we've just got to solve

an easy, straightforward maze first.

[echoing] First...first...first...

- Wait, what? I didn't sign up

for a pre-meal maze. - Yeah, this looks really hard.

My tumbus wants easy food. - Don't worry, just follow me.

Onward, boys.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Left here. Just follow my lead.

Left again.

- No! - Yes!

- No. - We're lost.

- [groans]

- Guys, trust me, it's this way.

♪ ♪

[mechanical whirring]

- That's not my tum-tum, mm-mm.

- That, no--no, that--that's the sound of baking.

We must be close.

Wow, look at this.

They make the pizza right in front of you.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Can we get four extra larges?

One meat lovers, one definitely not Hawaiian.

Okay, how does everybody feel about olives?

- [growls]

- Uh, looks like they hate olives.

- Huh?

♪ ♪

Okay, okay, we don't need olives.

- [groans]

- [grunts]

Come on!

[grunting]

Whoa! Nice try, shredhead.

Time for my mystic-punch-jitsu!

- [grunting]

- No mystic powers! - No mystic powers?

[grunting]

- Hm.

- Help! Help, help, help!

- [grunts]

What's up with this maze, Leo? I almost got my cheeks grated.

[triumphant music]

♪ ♪

- Relax, we solved it. The pizza is just over--

oh, no, it's closing.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Oh, come on! - Now, why can't I just

use my Power Punch and take down this wall?

- Funny story, but I may have left one thing out.

The only rule in the Maze of Death is no mystic powers.

- Maze of what now? - Okay, two things.

♪ ♪

- Oh, no!

- Uh, guys? - Not now, Donnie!

What's going on here, Leo?

- Nothing, we're just here to get pizza.

And to get my photo on the wall of champions.

- A-ha! I knew we weren't here for pizza.

You just wanted to come here

so you could get your picture on the wall.

To prove you're the best at something.

- That's what I just said.

- Don't try to deny it, Leo. I got you.

- I'm not trying to deny it. - We're gonna be skewered!

[dramatic music]

- We're trapped, how are we going to get out of here?

all: Make a portal!

- I can't, it's against the rules.

I'll never get my picture on the wall of champions.

- Who cares about a picture when we're gonna be crushed?

- Fine.

[grunting]

I can't do it.

I got no mystic mojo. I'm useless.

- Hey, that's not true, brother.

You just got to believe in yourself, and know this:

if I die in this maze,

I will haunt you for the rest of your life.

- Well, in theory, you'd both be ghosts,

so I'm not sure how you would-- - Donnie, not helping!

- You know, it would really help me

if you guys said that I was your champion.

all: Just open it!

[dramatic music]

- [quietly] You're a champion.

♪ ♪

[grunting]

Aw.

I did it! Oh, I really am the best at--

[grunting]

[screaming]

[tense music]

We're at the center of the maze.

♪ ♪

We got the pizza!

[all cheer]

- I am the champion!

- Cheaters!

Who dares to try and eat my pizza

without following the strict customer agreement?

- That cannot be good.

[dramatic music]

- You can't escape me!

♪ ♪

I am the assistant manager of this maze,

and the maze does what I want,

pending corporate approval.

- [grunting]

No, no, no.

- Run. You cut up my maze.

You cheated. Now, you will all pay!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Wait! I'm the one who cheated.

I created the portal to save my brothers.

Punish me, their champion.

all: Yes, punish him!

- You all tried to cheat me out of my world's greatest 'za!

- How can you call it world's greatest?

How do you know we haven't had better?

- What do you mean, better? You're not talking about

Famous Minotaur Pizza on 19th, are you?

- Oh, man.

You talking about FMP on 19? Oh, I love that place.

[groans]

- That garbage those idiots call pizza?

Wait until you try mine!

[all gasp]

- This pizza good.

- [laughs]

Best you've ever had?

- We really appreciate you letting us go.

It was the right thing to do.

- Who's your champion now, guys?

[all grunt]

They'll come around. But first, where do we go

to get our picture taken for the wall of champions?

Because I want to make sure they capture my good side.

- Wrong wall.

[shutter snaps]

[dramatic music]

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