Original subtitles

- ♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪

♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪

♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪

♪ With each other they discover ♪

♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

♪ Cowabunga ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rise ♪

- [screeches] - Okay, mutant silverfish,

you've eaten people's laundry for the last time!

[grunts]

What the? [grunts]

[silverfish screeching]

- Hey, Raph! Every time you smash them,

they just split in two!

- I know. Isn't it cool?

- Think, Raph, think.

- Oh... I guess it does double the problem.

Which means double the smashing!

[silverfish screeching]

[groaning] - I got you, Raph.

Oh!

This situation calls

for a dose of my psycho-acrobatics!

[thud]

[groaning]

[thud] [silverfish chittering]

[groaning]

[silverfish screeching]

- Oh boy. - I got you, Mikey.

- [struggled murmuring]

- Looks like these fish are...

[chuckles] wait for it, you're gonna love this...

all washed up.

- Boo!

- Okay, okay, okay, how 'bout this:

Those bugs are so wet-- - Uh, Leo.

- Ow! [wailing, yelling]

- Ugh, this is getting old.

[device whirrs]

- Mission accomplished!

- Whew. Nice, hustle, Donnie.

I knew we could deal with this as a team.

- Actually, it was pretty much just me, but segue,

I think I have a little something

to kick our skills into high gear.

[rumbling, whirring]

- What the what? - Jumpin' Jack Flash!

- It's beautiful.

- No, no, no. Not that.

- What do you mean not that?

That should totally be the thing.

- No, no, no, that's just a little--

it's in beta. Don't worry about it.

The real thing is much more

personal and thoughtful, and I really hope

you like it, 'cause if you don't I will just be crushed!

- Donnie, just show it to us.

I'm sure we'll all love it!

- All right. Here it goes. - Okay, so we're just

moving past the drill?

- You even got my life colors right!

- Oh-ho-ho, wow!

I don't know what this is,

but it has got a lot of blinkity-blinks.

- Whoa, jazzy headgear!

[epic music]

- I'm so glad you like 'em!

Now let me show you how they work.

[silverfish screech] all: Huh?

- What was that?

[electronic music]

- Chateau Prétènche?

I think I've heard of this place.

Ah!

- [snorting]

- Another mutant? What's his deal?

[silverfish screeching] - [snorting]

- You know what, that guy looks like the Meat Sweats!

[all laugh]

- [grunts]

[music stops]

[straining]

[furtive hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

[train whooshing]

- [humming]

[silverfish screech]

Mmm! A little salt. A pinch of savory.

Lemon for the tang.

Unleash the flavor!

- Unleash the flavor?

Oh my gosh. It's Rupert Swaggart!

- Oh, yeah!

Uh, who's that?

- The celebrity chef.

Host of "Kondescending Kitchen"?

The show where he screams at chefs

until they give up their dreams?

I love that guy!

- That's not how you make a pork risotto!

You've got to pound it to unleash the flavor!

[yelps]

[snorts]

- Huh?

- [growling] [people screaming]

- You saw a celebrity chef transform

into a pig mutant and you didn't tell anyone?

- I didn't wanna burn my risotto!

Chateau Prétènche is his restaurant.

No wonder he's here!

- [humming]

- Oh, he's not gonna eat that bug, is he?

- [growling, snorting]

- Ugh! The bacteria! - Oh, that's so much worse!

- [inhales] Ah ha!

I feel the rush of your delicious energy.

The herbs du provence, a nice touch.

Hm? [sniffs]

[snorts] Am I picking up the delightful aroma

of mutant with an after-stench of turtle?

I'm thinking...

lime turtle tenderloin over a bed of saffron rice.

- Ooh, that sounds good!

- He's talking about eating us!

- Excuse me for wanting to be eaten in style!

[footsteps approaching]

- [sniffing]

- Yeah! Ha!

It's time to mash this pig's potatoes.

Hot soup!

- Charging the enemy? - What the?

Hey, this thing talks?

[thud]

- Perhaps you should reevaluate?

- Uh, Donnie,

the helmet's talking to me!

[grunts] - Oh, goodie!

It's working!

- You! Hey, stop!

Hey! Whoa! [yells]

- Your opponent is quite strong.

Consider other options.

- How's this for options:

smash, and bash!

all: [squealing] Time to unleash the flavor!

- Ow! Hey, stop it! Ow!

- Fascinating. He must have absorbed

the silverfish's powers.

This represents a new level of mutant abilities!

[squealing, snorting]

[yelling, squealing]

- Impact imminent.

- What the?

This totally messed up my steez!

- [grunting] You'll beat me...

when pigs fly!

[electricity crackling]

What was that?

[grunting]

These little piggies are gonna cry wee-wee-wee--

[electricity crackles]

This thing doesn't like my one-liners?

[whirring] - [screams]

[train whooshing]

[squealing]

[both yell, groan]

- [groans]

Dude, Mikey, what did you do?

- I don't know! It's this suit!

Every time I do some razzamatazz,

this thing inflates and throws me off my game!

I need my razz and my tazz!

- And every time I drop a killer joke bomb,

this stupid collar zaps me! - Well,

my gift just keeps nagging me.

I don't need to be told how to think!

- Does Donnie really think I'm a crazy kangaroo

who needs to wear a padded suit so I don't hurt myself?

- Yeah, does he really think I need to be told

what to do all the time? - Right?

And who doesn't love my one-liners?

They fire up the team, right, guys?

Anyway, we need to tell Donnie

that he doesn't get to tell us what to be.

- Yeah, I know. But he's got such a softshell.

- But it's like he's trying to fix us.

What are we, broken? both: No.

- So what're you gonna do about it, leader? Huh?

You gonna stand up and tell him his gifts stink?

- Yeah! Yeah, I think I am!

[cell phone ringing]

It's him.

- Oh, he's so gonna get it.

[cell phone beeps]

- [softly] Ooh, hey buddy!

Hey, um.

Really loving the gifts you got us.

[laughs] Yeah,

we--we know how long it took you to make 'em

and it was so thoughtful. - [muttering]

- Mm-mm. - But, uh.

Uh, what's that? - [grumbles]

- Hang on, hang on. I'm gonna put you on speaker.

- [screams] Where did you guys go?

They're all over me! They're gonna cook me alive!

Ah!

- Mmm.

A delicate soft shell.

A sprinkle of paprika should unleash the flavor!

- Hey, Raph, you need a plan.

- Okay. Now according to Donnie's condescending hat,

I need to make a plan. - What do you got?

- I'm not good at making plans!

- [groans] - Of course you're not!

And I'm not good at fighting if I can't razzamatazz!

- [screaming] I'm still on speaker!

- And I'm not good at suppressing my lightning wit.

The point is: who are we? We are who we are.

- Yeah.

And the only way we're gonna save the guy

who's roasting on a spit, is by being we.

[dramatic music]

- [humming]

- [straining]

- Hey! Meat Sweats!

- Distraction-jitsu!

- [snorts]

Come back!

I used an entire pound of butter on him!

- [panting] - [growling]

[train whooshing]

- Hey, Meat Sweats...

Looks like you're about to get some shocking news!

[electricity crackling]

Oh-ho-ho.

I love the smell of frying bacon

in the morning.

[train whooshing]

- [weakly] I must admit, I do smell delicious.

- Huh? Wait, what are you doing?

- I'm getting the most out of your gift, Donnie!

Check it out--Hey Meat Sweats.

I hear baloney is full of you!

- [screaming]

- Hey, no, that's not how--

- He's getting a little hot under his--

[thud]

- Chef Swaggart! Oh!

Big fan. I was wondering, um,

how do you get your meat so tender?

- You've got to pound it! Huh?

- Impact imminent.

- Whoo! Ah, yeah!

- [groaning]

[thud]

- [grunts] [screech]

- Hey, hey, hey, that is

not how you were supposed to use those!

I spent a lot of time on-- [thud]

- Oh-- [thud]

[both gasp]

- [growling]

[train whooshing]

- Uh-oh!

- [yells]

- Oh my gosh! - [screaming]

- Whoo!

[groaning]

[chuckles] - Hey, Raph.

You need a plan. - Ah!

- [growls]

[thrilling music]

- Bad plan!

- Hot soup!

[thud]

- [screaming]

Rubbish!

- Donnie, your gifts really brought out the best in us.

- I'm funnier! - I'm bouncier!

- And I'm smash-ier!

Your gifts are the stuff!

- But you were supposed to...Ah, forget it.

You guys are great the way you are.

Bring it in! Group hug!

- Impact imminent.

[edgy rock music]

♪ ♪

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