Original subtitles

- ♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪

♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪

♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪

♪ With each other they discover ♪

♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

♪ Cowabunga ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rise ♪

- Hey! Huh?

- What the-- - Easy there!

- Hey, I'm shopping here!

[dramatic music]

[both grunting]

♪ ♪

- Whoa!

- Ah! - Not cool, dude!

- Ah! - You gotta watch

where you're going, man!

♪ ♪

- This way.

[growls deeply]

- [whines]

- [grunts]

♪ ♪

[dog growls]

[instrumental hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

[guests talking indistinctly]

♪ ♪

- Huh? [laughs evilly]

- Ya! - Ha!

- Hoo! - Ah!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Yellow Submarine, are we clear?

- Affirmative, Red Rover.

- Copy. Right, boys.

It's go time.

♪ ♪

- [laughs evilly]

♪ ♪

[record scratch]

[dramatic music]

- Cow... - A...

- Bun... - Ga!

all: Cannonball!

- Whoo! [muffled speech]

Whoo-hoo!

[all cheering]

- Ha! You must be this rad to ride that ride.

- Uh, based on our velocity and entry angle,

I concur. We rad.

- You guys crushed it!

Give me five! Or three.

- Couldn't have done it without you, April.

Our girl with the plan.

- And keys to the roof. - Hmph.

- Let's go bungee dunk on the hoops at Rucker Park.

- Game on! Just one thing first.

"Wet Floor" and "Dry Pool."

Our work is done here.

Donnie, can I hitch a ride?

- No probbles.

- [grunting]

Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

- Huh?

- [whimpering] - Aww.

Oh!

Hey! Hey, guys, hold up.

Poor thing looks lost.

- [growls]

- Aww. Hey, little guy.

[cutesy voice] What you doing here?

[kissing noises] Come to big Raphie.

[laughter] What?

Pets love me, all right?

I am at one with the animals.

- [growls]

- Aww.

I didn't get this drenched from the cannonball.

- It looks so weird. What is it?

- Maybe it's some kind of nuclear St. Bernard.

- [angry scoff] - [gasps]

- Ooh! Humans!

[whispering] Initiate plan H.

- Um, excuse me, sirs.

Can you direct us to the local

science fiction convention

that we are currently dressed for?

- [nasally] Snazzy alien turtle outfits, huh?

- We are just typical, normal humans

who got lost in the middle of our normal,

everyday human lives. Nailed it.

- [quietly] Dude, you gotta make it to rehearsal.

- [Russian accent] Give to me creature.

How you say...

Pretty please...

Or I'll destroy you.

- Really? You think you're gonna step

to our friend? Rookie mistake, hoss.

- And if you step to my friends

for stepping to you

for st--stepping to me?

You're gonna have to step to me.

Mm-kay?

- You do not intimidate us,

with or without your fake nerd voices.

- That was actually my real voice.

- Well, you better get intimidated,

'cause we're like nothing you've ever seen.

- What's wrong with my voice? - Mm?

[dramatic music]

- Whoa! - No way!

- Dude. - Jumping Jack Flash!

- Whoa! - Whoa.

♪ ♪

[growling]

♪ ♪

- So... You guys from Jersey?

- Really, Leo?

- What? I can't make a joke

in the middle of the craziest thing ever?

That's how I cope.

- Whatever. This is our chance

to finally use these babies.

Weapons ahoy!

- We agreed to reserve "ahoy"

for ship-based adventures, pal, please.

[snarling, barking]

- Guys, I got this.

[electronic fanfare]

Fibonacci!

Oh, no.

Ah, no, n-- oh, no, no.

That's so bad. - Dog thingy!

[rock music]

- Hey, it plays fetch.

And teleports, which is--

oh, my gosh, it teleports!

- [growls]

[zapping sound] - Ah!

- Donnie! - Pro tip:

the inexplicable glow-y wave--

extraordinarily painful.

[groans] - [gasps]

- All right, Mikey. You take the one

that looks like a broken toaster.

I'll take the guy that looks like a fancy trash can.

- They look exactly the same,

and they don't look like either of those things!

- Hey, where are you going? - [snarling]

- You had to ruin cannonball day.

[dramatic music]

Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[metallic ringing]

[awkward music]

- [growling] - My swords!

- [laughs]

[snarls]

- I don't need weapons to beat you!

I got my rad skills!

[grunts]

[dramatic music]

- [coughs]

Mikey, ninja mode.

[disquieting music]

- [growls]

[growls]

- Okay, uh, there's a chance he can still see us.

Ah!

Plan double-B! - Yeah!

- Brother-ball!

- [triumphant cry]

[various martial cries and grunts]

- [low growl]

- Ha! Ho! Take that!

Had enough yet?

- [growls]

- My 'chuks!

- Hey, why don't you pick

on someone my size?

[bell dings]

- [loud barking] - Ah!

Ooh!

Ah!

[coughs]

[grunts] Ah!

[high-pitched cry]

Ah!

- Hey, trash can and toaster boy!

If you know what's good for you,

you'll leave my friends...

[quietly] Alone.

What the--

[ominous music]

No!

No!

♪ ♪

- I have the agent and the vial.

Hyah!

♪ ♪

all: Whoa!

[bicycle bell rings]

- Sweet shortcut. Wait!

This is not a shortcut!

[screams]

- Ah! Good to know.

- [whines]

- The dog thingy! - Hey!

April! No!

Oh.

April! - I think she's okay,

'cause there's no, like, April bits on the ground.

- Hey, April, are your bits on the other side of the wall?

How do we get her out of there?

- And--equally important--

where is "there"?

- Oh, hey! I've seen this before!

In fact, we all have.

[foreboding music]

In Splinter's do-not-touch cabinet.

- You're right. It's just like the symbol

those creeps have.

- Should we just ask him for it?

- And what do we say if he asks why we want it?

That we need it to go after our best friend,

who disappeared into a wall

after our priceless weapons

were destroyed by mystical jogger guys?

- Shh!

Okay, here's the plan.

We gotta get Splinter out of the room.

[TV voice-over in Japanese]

Hey, Pop.

Any chance we could have the living room tonight?

- [slurps] Mm?

[laughs]

[coughs]

And I thought purple was the funny one!

- I told you guys I was the funniest.

What if I hooked it up so that

you could watch in bed, huh?

Wouldn't that be even lazier?

- No! My butt is asleep,

just how I like it.

Now, leave me be!

They're about to break out the scorpions!

[laughs] [TV voice-over in Japanese]

[laughs]

- Plan one didn't work.

New plan.

All right, listen up.

We need ten chickens,

a gallon of rubber cement, and--

- Leon's got it. - How'd you get it?

- You know he always passes out after milk and cake.

- [snoring]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- A few hours ago, I would've called this

foolish and impossible.

Now I just call it foolish.

- Say what you want, Donnie.

Raph'll pull it off, 'cause if he doesn't,

we'll lose our best friend forever.

- Mikey, don't say that.

You know he chokes under pressure.

- Leo, he's even more self-conscious

when you talk about it.

And then you can smell his fear.

- Stop talking about my fear stink!

[dramatic music]

[awkward music]

♪ ♪

[grunting] Come on!

Stupid wall! Oh!

- How about we let the artist of the crew

take a poke at it? - I say give him a shot.

I mean, he can't do any worse, respectfully.

- Hey.

[smooth music]

- Mm.

[dramatic music]

Oh.

[triumphant cry]

♪ ♪

- You beautiful fools. It worked!

- All I had to do was believe in myself.

- Okay, uh, what do we do now?

- Cannonball!

all: Cannonball!

[dramatic music]

[pained grunts]

- Land safely... Aha!

Oh, whoa!

- Whoa, whoa.

- I can smell Raph's amazement stink.

[awed music]

♪ ♪

- Whoa. - This is crazy.

- Exactly what I expected. - Are you kidding me?

- Psst! Hey, guys, over here.

- April!

[laughter] - Missed you!

- Yeah. - Donnie, where are we?

- According to my calculations,

we are in a tertiary meta-verse.

- Actually, I've been exploring,

and we're in a mystic hidden city

deep under New York!

- That was my second guess. - Whoa.

- So where's the dog thingy?

- He's in there.

[dramatic music]

[all gasp] - Oh, look at the color scheme.

Whoa, I'd love to do my lab in this style.

- Hey, there's the little guy.

And the delivery guy, too! - [growls]

- We gotta help them get out! - Someone's coming.

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

- If you're the guy that keeps calling

about the calamari, fine,

it's pig butts!

But the crab cakes are real.

- I assure you, I have no interest

in your petty cakes of crab.

- But we would love to hear more

about those pig butts.

- Ah!

- So nice of you to return my vial.

♪ ♪

You are about to be part of an experiment

that will change the very nature of humanity.

- All right!

all: Hm.

♪ ♪

- This dude looks like trouble.

- Yeah, and if I've learned anything

from "Jupiter Jim" movies,

glowing green usually equals bad.

♪ ♪

- So... is this gonna hurt?

- It will...

if I'm doing it right.

♪ ♪

- Hey, that wasn't so--

oh, ow. Okay, this part hurts.

This part--oh! This part hurts.

Ah, that hurts!

- Oh! - What's happening to him?

- That is messed up.

[eerie music]

- [gurgling yell]

[uneasy groans]

- Yeah, jury's in. That was imitation crab.

- I just got used to acne. Now this?

[screams]

- [laughs] Should we go after him, boss?

- The mutation worked,

just like it did all those years ago.

- Mutation? You mean like us?

[gasps] Could we be--

- Part imitation crab?

- [laughs]

You are not kidding, are you?

- I'll deal with you next.

- We can't let that sheep-horned weirdo

do anything to that dog!

- But except for Donnie, we're out of weapons.

- Note to you: Next time, make your weapons

out of high-grade titanium.

- Guys, who needs weapons?

We're ninjas!

Leo's got his mad skills,

nobody flips better than Mikey,

Donnie's got that big old brain,

and I got, uh-- - A friend who knows

where there's a room full of weapons!

- Ah, thank goodness. We were so dead.

[rock music]

all: Ah!

♪ ♪

- No way! - Whoa!

- It's like if magic and science had a baby!

- Oh, yeah!

- These'll do. - Hey, yo, guys!

How about we take the glow-y ones?

- Oh...

- Oh, dibs on the sword!

Oh, boy!

- Hot soup!

- Boom! Huh-ha!

♪ ♪

- What about you, Donnie?

Don't you want a glow-y weapon?

- No, I'm good.

I'll never let you go.

This looks interesting, though.

- Oh, yeah!

- Let's go save that dog thingy!

[disquieting music]

♪ ♪

- [laughing]

- Finally, after all these years,

I can continue my work.

[loud impacts]

- Yah! - Whoa!

- [laughs]

- What?

- All right, you incredibly

unusually buff bookworm,

give us the little guy,

and you'll walk out of here with your horns still attached.

- Shouldn't we also stop him from creating crab-men?

- Good note. Okay, give us the little guy,

stop creating crab-men-- - Imitation crab-men.

- [exasperated sigh] - Okay, good note.

Stop creating imitation crab-men...

- And a ride home, and a limo

with a hot tub and pizza!

- Stop creating imitation crab-men

and you'll walk out of here... - You're... beautiful.

- Raph, why don't you take it from the top again?

- Here goes. First, you apologize

to the dog thingy-- - Let's do this!

April O'Neil!

- Oh, my gosh. She just ran in.

- [straining, grunting]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- I hate this! I hate this!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Gah!

♪ ♪

[ominous music]

- Whoa! - Oh, my gosh.

- Whoa, whoa. - Dude, seriously?

- Ah! It looked at me!

♪ ♪

[all groaning]

- [roars]

- This one's got a little spice.

- Capture those specimens!

- Cowabunga!

[rock music]

♪ ♪

- Yah!

- [roars]

♪ ♪

- Hot soup!

Oof!

Whoa! Whoa!

♪ ♪

- No, no, no. No, no, no, no.

- Look out, guys! - Whoa! Whoa!

♪ ♪

- Ha! Nailed it!

- Accidentally impressive.

With a little bit of training,

you could be as formidable as I'd hoped.

- [coughs]

- It's okay! I got this!

- Okay, well, great,

and since you're surrendering...

- [laughs]

Baron Draxum

does not surrender.

- Okay, well, when he get here, we'll deal with him--

oh, ho, ho, I see. You're doing that whole

"sinister talking in the third person" thing.

- Only Raph can use the third person!

All right, guys, time to put our training to use.

- What training? You guys have been training?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Cowabunga!

all: Ha!

- Ah!

[all yell]

- Ah, oof! - Ah!

- And that's why Baron Draxum--

- Ooh! Oh.

I'm sorry, boss.

- Ha! [grunting]

[comical music]

[dramatic music]

- Oof! - April!

- You did not just do that to our friend!

Ha!

- Huh?

- [laughs]

- Whoa. Magic weapon--

Whoa! Whoa!

Oh! Ooh! Oh!

[yelling, screaming]

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Ah! Ooh! Oh.

- Whoa!

Mikey, that was awesome. How'd you do that?

- I don't know, man. I was just

swinging my weapon, like this,

and all of a sudden... - [laughs]

- Just like that.

- Let me try.

Magic weapon, magic weapon, magic weapon, magic weapon!

Ah, yeah.

Magic weapon!

Ooh! Ow.

Mine works, too.

- Can't wait to find out what mine does!

[dramatic music]

Ya!

- Hm?

- [uneasy laugh]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa! Ah!

Get.. me.. off... this... ride! Whoa!

- And that's why I like fighting the old-fashioned way:

with impossibly futuristic high-tech weaponry.

[grunting]

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

Just like I planned it! - Look out!

- Oof! - Ah! Oh! Ah!

- You fight like untrained buffoons,

but under me, you could become true warriors!

[dramatic music]

- We don't spend enough quality time together.

- Oh, please not now, Mikey.

- How are we gonna save the dog thingy now?

- Donnie's on it.

♪ ♪

[visor alarm blaring]

Wait a second! Ah!

- Turtles, why are you trying to stop my plans?

We are all in this together!

- Ah, hey, I don't know if this is part of your plan,

but the lab's about to explode.

♪ ♪

- Aw, nuts.

[buzzing]

[all yelling] - Little guy!

Can you do your thing and get us out of here?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[all yell] - Ooh!

Oh, no! Splinter's doohickey!

- Man. Are you okay, boy?

Or girl? You sure were good

through all that mayhem.

Hey, mayhem!

That's a cute name.

- We just defeated a boss villain.

We're heroes!

We deserve a name like Mad Dogs.

[dramatic music]

- Mad dogs? You don't think something

like Mutant Ninja Turtle Teens or... I don't know.

Maybe--we'll keep brainstorming.

- Huh? - Hm.

all: Oh!

[ominous music]

- Huh. That can't be good.

- We should go. People's blinds

are starting to open.

[dramatic music]

[rock music]

♪ ♪

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