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(GATE CREAKlNG)
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(SCREECHlNG)
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(DOG HOWLlNG)
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(SCREECHlNG)
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(lNDlSTlNCT WHlSPERlNG)
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(CACKLlNG)
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(CRYPTKEEPER SPEAKlNG)
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Look, lady. I'm sorry if the product
made your skin fall off.
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But we never do axe-changes
on sale merchandise.
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Next.
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Some people.
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Maybe at Doomingdales
the ghostomer's always fright.
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But not here.
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Attention all Slay mart choppers!
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Interested in tonight's boo light special?
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It concerns a couple of crooks
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who are about to learn the benefits of
dying wholesale.
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I call this bit of gash-and-carry
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"Ear Today... Gone Tomorrow."
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HENRY: One minute...
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One minute 30...
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Two ten... We've got an alarm.
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(ALARM BLARlNG)
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GLYNN: Just a minute.
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I'm almost there.
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What's the problem?
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There's no problem. I've almost got it.
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HENRY: Two-thirty-five...
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Open it.
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Yes, just one more minute. Okay?
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We haven't got another minute!
The coppers are on their way!
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Open it.
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You idiot. He's hopeless.
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No, no, wait. Let me start again. Okay?
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I got confused.
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Time's up, Fennell. The police are here
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and you're dead.
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Boom.
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(THUDDlNG)
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Right in the kisser.
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Well, I am sorry, Mr. Lawson,
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but it looks like this bloke's been
wasting your time.
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He ain't a safecracker.
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Yes, I believe you're right, Henry.
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We've been duped.
It's a shame, a real shame.
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A bleeding shame, sir,
and a busy man like yourself,
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you shouldn't have to bother
with the likes of this riff-raff.
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It can certainly leave a nasty taste
in one's mouth.
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But I'm not going to give up, yet.
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I'm a problem solver.
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(GROANlNG)
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My bookies are very worried
about you, Glynn.
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So much so
that they brought your rather large debt
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to my attention this time.
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Now, I ask you,
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do I look like the type of man
who's built an empire
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on flogging drunks and gamblers?
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-No. No. No, no, sir.
-That's right.
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I'm not. I'm a barterer.
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The way I see it,
every man has a skill I can trade for.
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In your case,
I was told you have a certain expertise
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that could be very useful to me.
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One that could help you pay off your debt.
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I know, Mr. Lawson.
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It's just that I've run up against
a bit of a losing streak,
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again.
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But I've got a tip on a horse...
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Tips are for waiters and cabbies.
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A betting man should never accept one.
You know that.
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Yeah, I know that. But this one's a beauty.
It's a sure thing.
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You had a sure thing, you stupid arse,
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and you fucked it up!
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All you had to do was to crack that safe
and we were in business.
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(KATE CLlCKlNG TONGUE)
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KATE: Malcolm. Still crying over spilt milk.
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I thought we had moved
beyond this obsession of yours.
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Glynn Fennell, my wife, Kate.
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If she speaks of obsession
with some authority,
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it is because she is an expert.
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Her beauty is not so much
a tribute to the hand of God
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as to the meticulous craftsmanship
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of some of this country's
finest plastic surgeons.
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Malcolm, you gave away my secret.
I'm hurt.
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Impossible. I thought we paid
to have your feelings removed,
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along with certain rather unsightly
wrinkles, of course.
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Very funny.
Don't let him fool you, Mr. Fennell.
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I'll pay you back, Mr. Lawson.
Every penny.
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All I need is one more chance.
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And all I needed
was a competent safecracker.
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So, it appears that neither of our needs
are going to be fulfilled.
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Pity. Great pity.
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I had high hopes of you, Glynn.
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I was told you used to be good.
One of the best.
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Get the car ready and then cut his throat.
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I can't be bothered with this anymore.
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-Right, sir.
-Love the glasses, Henry.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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As I said to Mr. Lawson,
I appreciate the gift.
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-My pleasure.
-No!
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Don't go! Please!
Please give me one more chance.
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I'll do anything! Really, I will...
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No, I will, I will. I'll do anything.
Please. Please help me.
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Really? Anything? Then tell me a story.
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What happened to
the world's greatest safecracker?
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Well, I took a beating in prison
and I kind of lost my hearing, you know.
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But it's... I mean it's... But...
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It's healed now.
But I can't hear the tumblers no more.
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I can't hear anything, you know?
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But that's no reason to kill a man, is it?
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It's as good as any.
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But then again,
why don't you let him go, Malcolm?
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Give him one more chance.
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-Why?
-He's cute.
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In a pathetic sort of way.
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He's business.
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And you never mix business with pleasure,
am I right?
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That is my rule.
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Then how do you explain me?
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You, my love, are my hobby.
A very expensive one.
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KATE: But well worth it.
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(MALCOLM CHUCKLES)
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That man's obsession with gambling
intrigues me.
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I bet...
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What the devil...
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All right, I'll take that bet.
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-Car's ready, sir.
-Thank you, Henry.
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No! Come on, I can get the money!
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Cut him free.
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-Sir?
-I said cut him free.
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My wife has bought Mr. Fennell
a short reprieve.
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Very good, sir.
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(SHUDDERlNG)
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Thank you. Thank you so very much.
I won't forget this.
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Now, now, don't be so quick
to kneel at her feet.
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In my view,
she has only extended your suffering.
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But as she wishes to prove a point,
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I've decided to grant her request
to spare your life.
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Tomorrow, Mr. Fennell, I leave for Paris.
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If, when I return in ten days time,
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I find that your debt is still outstanding,
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I shall kill you
without any further hesitation.
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Not even my lovely wife
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will be able to save your skin
a second time.
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-We understand each other, eh?
-Yes.
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Yes. Yes, sir. I won't let you down.
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I know you won't. I'm betting on it.
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-Hello, Glynn.
-Bloody hell!
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Meow. Amazing, aren't they?
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They're part of a little surprise
I'm planning.
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-Are they real?
-Of course.
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I came all the way down here
to show them to you.
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You came all the way down here
to show me your eyes. Why?
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KATE: I want you to help me
break into my husband's safe.
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Do it and I promise you you'll never
have to worry about money again.
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GLYNN: You are crazy, lady.
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KATE: Am l? In five days,
he's going to kill you.
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I'd say you'd be crazy not to accept.
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Let me help you
and then we can help each other.
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GLYNN: I've told you before,
I can't hear anything, can l?
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I mean, I can't even hear the tumblers fall.
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KATE: Yes, but I know a man,
a surgeon who can cure your hearing loss.
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He's using new and radical techniques.
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Doing things no one's even dreamed of.
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Help me and you'll be rich.
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Decide not to and you're as good as dead.
Either way, it's a sure thing.
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-Wait, where's Henry?
-He's gone.
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He always travels with Malcolm
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when he has monkey business
to attend to.
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We're alone.
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Trust me.
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Come on.
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Where are we going?
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To the bedroom.
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To call the doctor. Don't be so suspicious.
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This is business. I won't bite.
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I clearly don't understand you, Mr. Fennell.
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You will bet every pound you own
on a long shot
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in hopes of hitting it big.
But you will not take a slight gamble
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in following me to my room. Why is that?
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I guess I'm interested in only one thing,
lady.
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-The big score.
-Why, me, too, Mr. Fennel.
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-Coming?
-Yes.
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Now, let's just hope for your sake,
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we're talking about the same thing.
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All taken care of.
My surgeon is expecting you.
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That's good. Right.
Well, I'll probably be on my way then.
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Is that what you think?
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Well... Like...
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Like you said, you know, I mean...
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The doctor is...
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I am going to fuck you.
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That's not funny.
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-Does this look like I'm laughing?
-Oh, boy. Oh, please, please.
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Please don't do this.
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Well, ever since I got these new eyes,
I've been having these strange urges.
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I mean, it's not like I even find you
that attractive.
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But you'll do.
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(MOANlNG)
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I think my body's trying to
tell me something.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I crave sex.
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I feel like I'm on a hot tin roof.
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Have you tried catnip?
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What kind of crack is that?
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It was just a little joke, that's all.
Just a little joke, I mean...
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Never mix business with pleasure,
remember?
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And who said it's going to be pleasurable?
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You do a lot of these operations then,
Doc?
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Not as many as I'd like to, I'm afraid.
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The procedure is fairly new.
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Therefore, the operation is
extremely expensive.
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But, fortunately for you,
you have a wealthy benefactor.
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You can say that again.
She's quite a nice little benefactor, she...
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Tricking an individual's immune system
into accepting tissue from another person
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is not an easy task.
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Introducing tissue
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from an entirely different species
is another story altogether.
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We're still working out the bugs.
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Bugs? That's not very encouraging.
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Oh, there's nothing to worry about.
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We've been pumping pig insulin
into diabetics for generations.
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It was really only a matter of time
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before we made full use of all their
transplantable organs.
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We've even used bone marrow
from baboons to fight off retroviruses.
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Baboons? Get out. Don't be ridiculous.
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Hey, I am sorry.
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I don't understand. Mrs. Lawson said
you wanted to improve your hearing.
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Yeah, well...
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I do, I know, I do,
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but, I mean, I don't want to wake up
and find a couple of chimp's ears
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stuck to me head, do l?
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(LAUGHlNG)
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You won't.
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Primates' auditory abilities
are not that much better than humans.
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I want to improve your hearing ten-fold,
Mr. Fennell.
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-What? You can do that?
-Absolutely.
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How?
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By giving you the auditory system
of an owl.
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(AMPLlFlED) Can you hear me, Glynn?
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(GROANlNG)
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Wake up, Glynn.
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-What happened?
-The operation was a success.
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-Operation?
-Yes.
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I took advantage of your fainting spell
and put the time to good use.
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You're cured.
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The headset will help until you learn
to better filter the sound waves.
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00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:50,302
Now tell me, how do you feel?
248
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:59,509
Great. I feel absolutely great.
249
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,078
Glad to hear that.
250
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:17,193
(HEART BEATlNG)
251
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:22,165
(SlZZLlNG)
252
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:44,155
You should stop smoking.
Your heart's racing.
253
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,491
When I want your opinion, I'll ask for it.
254
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,493
Meanwhile,
keep your ears out of my chest.
255
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:51,274
We could negotiate a compromise
256
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,532
upstairs.
257
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,901
There's been quite a change
in your personality
258
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,070
ever since your operation.
259
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:02,507
Maybe you're not such
a miserable specimen after all.
260
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:06,477
With your confidence restored,
you're almost a man.
261
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,214
It's too bad my husband
comes home tomorrow.
262
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:13,952
If you had any money,
you might actually be interesting.
263
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:17,980
Really? Well, in that case,
264
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,325
Iet's crack a safe.
265
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,032
No. Not there.
266
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:30,568
-Why? What do you mean?
-That's pocket change.
267
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:33,069
This is for keeps.
268
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,182
(GLYNN CHUCKLlNG)
269
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,887
Impress me.
270
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,890
My pleasure.
271
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,829
(BOTH CHUCKLlNG)
272
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,053
(GLYNN WHlSTLES)
273
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,190
Well done, Glynn.
274
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:30,611
You are about to become
a very wealthy bachelor.
275
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,163
Well, madam...
276
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:37,465
You know what they say?
Age before beauty.
277
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,236
I beg your pardon?
278
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:46,177
Funny what you find lying around here
given half the chance, isn't it?
279
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,813
I told you I was gonna take care of you.
280
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:52,684
There's gonna be more than you could
ever need. Just put that away.
281
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,686
No.
282
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,554
No, that's not good enough.
283
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,456
You don't get me, do you?
284
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,191
I'm a gambler,
285
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:03,962
and a gambler settles for nothing less
than everything.
286
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:07,799
I want everything.
The big score, remember?
287
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:12,170
Glynn, don't be this way.
Think of the night we had together.
288
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:16,307
I lied. It was great.
You know, that's all I think about.
289
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:18,142
(COUGHlNG)
290
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,345
I warned you, pussy cat.
291
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,846
Smoking kills.
292
00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:33,120
Damn. Malcolm was right about you.
293
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,321
You'll always be a bad bet.
294
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,964
(RETCHlNG)
295
00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:46,838
Oh, dear, that is disgusting.
296
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:50,241
You know,
one thing I hate worse than smoking
297
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,377
is fur balls.
298
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:55,528
People have got some filthy habits.
299
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,976
Damn. I hate it when that happens.
300
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:11,224
God, life is a bitch sometimes.
301
00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:14,063
I'll say.
302
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:21,979
All bloody nine of them.
Or in my case, eight.
303
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,709
Some side effects are better than others,
Glynn.
304
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:29,380
-Wouldn't you agree?
-Who... Who... To who... To who...
305
00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:30,615
(CLEARlNG THROAT)
306
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:33,983
I think you mean "to whom," Glynn.
307
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:37,787
To whom.
308
00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:43,159
(GLYNN GROANlNG)
309
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:53,369
(SCREAMlNG)
310
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:02,780
I still can't believe
you're taking my money, Malcolm.
311
00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:05,950
And I still can't believe you thought
he had any principles.
312
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:10,031
Good grief,
the man's positively Neanderthal.
313
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,657
The moment he got a sniff
of some easy money,
314
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:14,959
his instincts took over.
315
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:19,690
I knew he'd try to shoot you,
first chance he got.
316
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,801
But it's my allowance.
317
00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:26,237
(CHUCKLES) I have to say,
I thought it was a sucker bet...
318
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:30,018
-What have you done to me?
-Done to you?
319
00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:34,078
My goodness, it's what
you've done for me that's exciting.
320
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:37,849
Yeah, but what have I done
to deserve this?
321
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:40,520
You've been the perfect host.
322
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,754
I knew you were a sure thing,
the moment I laid eyes on you.
323
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:47,158
I explained the whole thing to you
in my office, dear boy.
324
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:49,861
These experiments are tricky stuff.
325
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,896
Sometimes we have to move slowly
326
00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:54,966
up the evolutionary scale
to make them stick.
327
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,635
With something as intricate
as a human ear,
328
00:23:57,636 --> 00:24:01,472
you can't just expect to jump
from animals to human.
329
00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:05,776
Sometimes you have to
start somewhere in between.
330
00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:09,747
And that's where boys like you
and Henry come in.
331
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:12,410
Henry! What? Henry's dead?
332
00:24:12,484 --> 00:24:16,787
Sure. You don't think these eyes grow
on trees, do you?
333
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:20,591
I let Henry have them for a while,
and then he lost his head,
334
00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:22,493
with the help of the good doctor here.
335
00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:26,264
Why settle for mere cosmetic surgery
when you can sample
336
00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:27,632
all of Mother Nature?
337
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,667
Being beautiful is one thing,
338
00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:32,537
but in our business,
having a few extra lives
339
00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:35,996
-can come in handy.
-Exactly.
340
00:24:36,341 --> 00:24:38,576
It's these little improvements
341
00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:41,512
that make us better-equipped
to do our work.
342
00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:45,273
-Goodbye, Glynn.
-He's all yours, Doctor.
343
00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:52,088
(EXCLAlMlNG)
344
00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:55,558
(SCREAMlNG)
345
00:24:55,694 --> 00:24:58,194
(LAUGHlNG)
346
00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:07,271
Poor Glynn!
347
00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:10,675
I hope his Boo Cross policy's in force.
348
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:14,679
Sounded to me like
he got in his screamium just in time.
349
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,180
(CACKLlNG)
350
00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:20,814
So, how will you be paying today?
351
00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:27,915
(CACKLlNG)
352
00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:32,621
Now, that's a charge card!
353
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,198
(CACKLlNG)
354
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,369
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