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(GATE CREAKlNG)
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(SCREECHlNG)
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(DOG HOWLlNG)
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(SCREECHlNG)
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(lNDlSTlNCT WHlSPERlNG)
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(CACKLlNG)
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(CRYPTKEEPER SPEAKlNG)
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MAN: Dr. Crypt Keeper,
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I'm not the one with the problem here,
she is.
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Relationships aren't about
who's right or wrong.
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Look, do you remember
how you felt about each other
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when you were newly bleds?
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Do you want to feel the same way
you felt at your marriage scare-emony?
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Good.
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Then let go of what you find
irritating about each other
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before it gross too far.
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(CHUCKLlNG)
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Which is the kind of advice the young
couple in tonight's tale should take.
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They're fiends and lovers
whose relationship is clot
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between a rock in a horrid place.
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I call this one "Cold War."
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I thought you said this
beautiful borough had a bank.
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-Shut up.
-How sweet, Ford.
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Do you French kiss
your mother with that mouth?
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Nice one.
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I said shut up, both of you.
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It's here somewhere. Just keep an eye out.
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FORD: Get a move on, Cutter. Come on.
We haven't got all night here.
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The bank's just up ahead. I know it.
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Ain't here, mate.
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Oh, well, I don't remember asking you,
ass bag.
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Maybe you should pay more attention
to the pecking order round here, huh?
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(TlRES SCREECHlNG)
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Not on the face! Not on the face, okay?
Chill out, Cutter. Just chill.
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All I'm trying to tell you, boss,
is it ain't here,
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'cause it ain't here.
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It used to be a bank,
now it's a launderette.
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Damn it.
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I'm sorry, baby.
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What do you want to do now?
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I got a plan.
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You know the routine.
Just keep it running.
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Ford, don't be such a wanker.
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This isn't a good idea and you know it.
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I don't know what a wanker is
and I don't care.
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Look, a man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do.
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Who ever heard of putting
a Laundromat in a bank?
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That's what I've been trying to tell you.
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It's a bad omen.
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Let's just get back in the car.
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No can do, princess.
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I was really looking forward
to robbing that bank, you know that?
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I know. But there'll be others.
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I'm telling you, this whole thing's
giving me a bad feeling.
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(FORD LAUGHlNG)
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Don't do this. I mean it.
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Come on, what's your problem?
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We must've done a thousand jobs
like this before now.
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Only the bad guys had guns, remember?
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Look, what could possibly go wrong?
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Okay, party people,
let's put our hands up in the air,
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and lets all wave them around
like we just...
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(SHOUTlNG lN CANTONESE)
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Shit.
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Ford, if they don't kill you,
I'm going to do it myself.
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Yeah, promises, promises.
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Hey, be cool, kids.
Okay, let's just be cool here.
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I'm a firm believer
in the teachings of Buddha,
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and like the fat man always said,
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first come first served,
so we'll just be backing out of here...
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Do not move.
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Not in my face. Anywhere but in my face.
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Come on. Here.
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Drop your gun. Drop it.
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I'll just put it here. Just put it there.
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Drop it, bitch.
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-Bitch?
-Shit.
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Who the hell do you think
you're talking to?
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(SHOUTlNG lN CANTONESE)
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-No!
-Drop it or he's dead!
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In your dreams.
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I'm gonna wear your ears
on a fucking necklace, Kato.
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Don't call me Kato, bitch.
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Then don't call me bitch, Kato.
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(SHOUTlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE)
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Cam... Cam... Cammy... Cammy!
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You've got every right to be breathing
fire here, no one says you don't.
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But the spray on that bird gun
is pretty wide, honey.
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Your point being?
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Well, my point being, we've got a better
chance of getting out of here alive
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if you use what's between your legs
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instead of that thunder stick
in your hands.
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I suppose you're right.
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Put the gun down, please.
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You win.
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Gotta nick me some matches. Laid it out!
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(GRUNTS)
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Cammy!
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(SCREAMlNG)
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(SHOUTS)
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-FORD: Go on, baby!
-(GROANlNG) You bitch.
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-FORD: Run!
-Go!
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(ROBBERS SHOUTlNG lN CANTONESE)
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So long, Cutter!
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(GROANlNG)
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Come on, Cammy!
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Come on, baby!
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Bye, bye, Cutter.
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Wait for me.
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(GROANlNG)
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-What did I tell you?
-We'll discuss it later! Just drive!
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(WHOOPS)
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(BOTH LAUGHlNG)
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(TlRES SQUEALlNG)
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Oh, shit.
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(CHlMlNG)
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CAMMY: Come on, baby.
Come on. You can do it.
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Here. Have some of this.
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FORD: Okay.
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(FORD GROANlNG)
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CAMMY: Is that better? Is that better?
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It's gonna be all right.
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FORD: Careful. Careful.
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CAMMY: I'm doing my best.
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(SCREAMlNG)
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Hold still. I can't find it.
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(SCREAMlNG)
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Well, of course you can't find it.
That's the wrong leg.
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Well, how was I supposed to know?
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-There was a hole there.
-Well, that's an old hole.
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The new one
with the slug in it is in this leg.
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Fine, if you're gonna be
such a wanker, do it yourself.
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Oh, there's that word again.
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I mean, it's not like
you haven't been shot before.
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Why do you always have to make
such a big deal out of it?
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Because each and every time it happens,
it still hurts!
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Here, let me show you.
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(SCREAMlNG)
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(LAUGHlNG)
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(SOBBlNG)
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You bastard!
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Ah, quit your crying. It barely grazed you!
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I could have done some serious damage
if I wanted to!
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MAN: You people are making
too much noise.
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Shut up, Shavey!
Don't make me come up there!
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(SCREAMlNG)
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Right, that's it, Ford. No more.
I'm through letting you treat me like shit.
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Good. Go on, then, leave. You'll be back.
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And to the women God said,
"Your yearning will be for your husband,
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"and he will dominate you."
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Genesis 3:1 6.
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Not this time.
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Yeah, well, that's what you said last time,
and the time before that.
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Besides, who else would have you?
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-Plenty of men.
-Wrong. The answer is nobody.
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Don't you see? That's our bond.
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We're in this together.
We're two of a kind.
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I don't believe that anymore.
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-People are more accepting.
-People are shit.
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Look, go on! Go, if you wanna go so bad!
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-Ford!
-Go on! You'll be back!
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You'd better hope not.
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'Cause if I do, you're gonna regret it.
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-I'm leaving.
-Eat one!
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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JlMMY: Excuse me, barman,
can you help me out here?
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I just hit town
and I'm looking for a friendly face.
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Yeah? What is it you want?
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Look around you, man.
I think that's pretty obvious, huh?
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I mean, do you see any big titties
rubbing up against me?
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Do you see me doing the bump
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on the dance floor
with any fine looking bootie?
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-No, you don't.
-Well...
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Mmm-mmm.
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I didn't ask you if you could see
any one-eyed, banjo playing,
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big-headed Deliverance types
with teeth missing
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and tattoos on their necks.
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Those, my friend,
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you have plenty of.
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No.
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What I need to know is, where are
all the good looking ladies, man?
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CAMMY: How many do you need?
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Will one do?
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Yeah.
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That's fine.
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(SQUEAKlNG)
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(1960s POP MUSlC PLA YlNG)
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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What's your name?
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And now reality sets in.
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You don't like reality?
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Reality sucks. I've had reality up to here.
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But if you must know,
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the name's Jimmy. Jimmy Picket.
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Hi, Jimmy Picket.
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If I said I could change your reality,
would you be interested?
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Baby, I've been underground for so long,
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if you dance a little closer
I'll show you just how interested.
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-I'll take that as a yes.
-ln a big way.
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(EXCLAlMS)
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MAN: The holes in my floor...
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Shavey! I don't know shit
about the holes in your floor.
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Sounds to me that you've been
smoking the crack again, buddy.
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Guns are illegal.
Every Tom, Dick and wanker knows that.
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Wanker? I'll give you the wanker.
Every time you making the noise...
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Wankers. Sounds like some fucking
breakfast cereal to me. Wankers!
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(MAN CONTlNUES MUTTERlNG)
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(LAUGHlNG)
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I told you you'd come back, didn't l?
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Cammy?
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Cammy?
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Cammy?
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Ford.
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What the hell have you been doing
all day, baby?
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I think you mean "who."
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Hey, that's my robe!
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That it is.
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-This the guy you were telling me about?
-That's him.
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I expected more.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES) Hang on a minute.
Is this your big idea of revenge?
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With this guy?
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Okay, okay, I apologize. I'll never shoot
at you again. Now get rid of him.
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Too late, Ford. This is my new partner.
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So...
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Eat one!
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(BOTH CHUCKLlNG)
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You can't partner one of them.
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Jeez, I can't even believe
you let him do you.
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Take another shower, Cammy.
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-The thought of it's making me sick.
-You racist little prick.
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Maybe it's time somebody
taught you some manners.
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-Jimmy, no!
-He doesn't get it, does he?
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Oh, I get it all right.
You're gonna be my bitch.
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Superfly, chill out.
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Look, this isn't about
the color of your skin.
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In my world
there's only one thing that determines
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who rates and who doesn't.
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Simply put, are you alive or are you dead?
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(GROANlNG)
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Any more questions?
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Bastard! I hate it when you do that!
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I thought we agreed.
After Cutter, no more humans.
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Then stop treating me like shit.
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I'm tired, Ford.
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I want out!
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There is no way out.
Face up to it, we belong together.
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Now tell me why?
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00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,513
You know the answer. Tell me!
250
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,716
Because we're zombies.
251
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:48,453
That's right.
We're ghouls, the walking dead.
252
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:49,654
Whatever you want to call us,
253
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:53,024
we're no longer
a part of the world out there.
254
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,126
The living can't be trusted.
255
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,028
Neither can the dead...
256
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,529
(BOTH SCREAMlNG)
257
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:06,037
Zombies.
258
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:10,108
You can stick your dick in them,
but you wouldn't want to feed off one.
259
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,076
Let me go!
260
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:14,445
Ford, you gotta believe me.
261
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:15,647
I didn't know.
262
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,318
Okay, baby. I'm coming, baby.
263
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,018
I'm sorry!
264
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,119
(GROWLS)
265
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,620
(SCREAMlNG)
266
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,625
(CACKLlNG)
267
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,337
(SLURPlNG)
268
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:41,873
You ever tasted zombie blood?
269
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:45,176
It's putrid, like beer that's gone bad.
270
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:50,548
One sip and you are shitting
your stomach lining into the bowl.
271
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:54,018
I gotta hand it to you, bloodsucker,
you paint a pretty picture.
272
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,421
Trouble is not one word of it's true.
273
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,357
He's right. We're no different than you.
274
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:03,294
Blasphemy! Your kind are garbage eaters.
275
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:08,366
Mindless, lazy critters
who live off of the flesh of the dead.
276
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:11,369
You feast on what
we vampires throw away.
277
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:17,060
Now, bow down to me, bitch,
and show your master some respect.
278
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,445
What did you call me?
279
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:23,643
A name worthy of your species.
280
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,750
Dog.
281
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:27,452
Hey.
282
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,953
You're gonna regret that.
283
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:36,461
Bitch. That's what I thought you said.
284
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:40,421
Kiss my zombie ass, motherfucker!
285
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,834
(FORD WHOOPlNG)
286
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:45,335
FORD: Bull's-eye!
287
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:48,872
(JlMMY GRUNTlNG)
288
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:53,209
Going somewhere?
289
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:57,181
I'm going to tear your head
from your shoulders
290
00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:58,916
and shit down your throat.
291
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:03,454
Tell it to someone who cares.
You can't kill us, we're already dead.
292
00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:06,691
He's right. Fight's over, Count Chocula.
293
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:11,329
You can walk away peaceful or in pieces.
Your choice.
294
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,032
No! Not the face! No guns to the face!
295
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,801
See? We're not that different after all.
296
00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:19,362
Men, all vain as shit.
297
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:24,373
Hey, zombies. Y'all so easy.
298
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:28,246
Out we go!
299
00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:29,580
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
300
00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:32,081
(GUN FlRlNG)
301
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,595
WAlTER: There you are.
302
00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:51,736
So, vampires can turn into bats
and fly away before they hit the ground?
303
00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:53,838
Does that really make them
that different?
304
00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:55,540
FORD: Mmm-hmm.
305
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:58,876
Okay, maybe you've got a point,
but it doesn't give them the right
306
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,779
to treat us like second-class citizens.
307
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:05,016
If I ever see that
blood-sucking rodent again,
308
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:08,316
I'm gonna break both his wings.
309
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:12,290
No, those snobbish vampires
don't have anything on us.
310
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,825
(MUFFLED SPEAKlNG)
311
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,460
That's right.
312
00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:19,263
Things will be a bit different now,
but we'll manage.
313
00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:22,800
I mean, we both can't be the pretty one.
314
00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:25,793
Oh, did that shotgun hurt you?
315
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,538
(MUFFLED SPEAKlNG)
316
00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:30,908
Here, let me help you with that, sweetie.
317
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,529
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
318
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:36,045
(SLURPlNG)
319
00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:38,349
Oh!
320
00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:40,651
There, there.
321
00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:43,152
Don't you worry.
322
00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:46,022
I'll take care of you.
323
00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:49,168
Don't really have a choice.
324
00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:52,928
After all, we're two of a kind.
325
00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:58,968
(MOANlNG)
326
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,271
FORD: Shit.
327
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,246
I guess Cammy and Ford
328
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:12,550
won't be joining
Jimmy's fang club anytime soon.
329
00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:17,054
Still, I do see a little blight
at the end of the tunnel for them,
330
00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:19,991
if Ford's new look gross on her.
331
00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,492
(LAUGHlNG)
332
00:24:22,861 --> 00:24:27,059
So, how's our struggle
with wife and death?
333
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,632
Are we happy?
334
00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:35,306
Looks like they'll be
headed for divorce corpse instead.
335
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,807
(CACKLlNG)
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