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(GATE CREAKING)
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(SCREECHING)
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(DOG HOWLING)
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(SCREECHING)
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(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
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(CACKLING)
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(CRYPTKEEPER SPEAKING)
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From overseas and underworld,
it's the Crypt Keeper Noose Network.
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Good evening, Crypts.
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In the news tonight,
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wolf-man bites dog,
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vampires say "life sucks,"
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mummy takes the wrap
after years in denial,
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and illiterate zombies insist
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they're better dead than read.
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This just in.
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And our top story tonight,
is a nasty little sound bite
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about an ambulance-chasing lawyer
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who is about to bleed
the toughest case of her life.
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I call it,
"Let the Punishment Fit the Crime."
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(CACKLING)
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(DOOR OPENING)
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GERI: Hey, Dick Tracy, is this really
necessary for a traffic ticket?
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Can we speed this up?
I got tickets to the Knicks game.
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-Joey here...
-Yeah, Joey, listen.
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I'm stuck in some chickenshit
speed trap upstate.
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Where the hell are you?
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(GROANS)
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What's the name of this burg?
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-Stueksville.
-Stueksville?
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Stueksville.
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-Never heard ofit.
-Of course. Stueksville.
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-You're kidding!
-Are you ready for this?
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For driving an improperly licensed vehicle.
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Oh, come on.
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Yeah, well, I'm stuck here
another hour, an hour and a half,
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so you better meet me at the Garden.
Section 8.
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All right, all right, what about dinner?
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-We'll get something to eat later.
-I'm starving now.
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You'll survive.
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I gotta go.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait.
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Geri Ferrett, attorney, specializing
in personal damage claims. You know,
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I gotta tell you, it makes my blood boil
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to see a good man much like yourself
who's been grievously harmed
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by an irresponsible motorist...
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Mmm-mmm.
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By an indifferent company...
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Mmm-mmm.
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By an uncaring government...
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Mmm-hmm.
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...that thinks they can settle
with chump change.
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Now, you may think
that you already have a lawyer,
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but chew on this, my friend.
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Last month I got a guy not half
as banged up as you a mil-six.
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Cash.
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(GROANS)
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Think about it.
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WOMAN ON PA: Fouser, Donald James,
case A-5107, to Courtroom B.
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B? Not B. No! Not Courtroom B!
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Please. Please! No! No! Not Courtroom B!
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No! No! No!
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What was that all about?
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Courtroom B. The judge there's
supposed to be real hard.
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-So what're you up for?
-Felonious auto sales.
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What, you sold somebody
a hot Studebaker?
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No, I turned the odometer back
on a car that I sold a guy.
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Well, that ought to get you 10 years.
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I hope so. This is a very strict town.
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WOMAN ON PA: Dreyfus, Purdy Lee,
case A-4057, Courtroom A.
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Uh-oh.
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Hey, hey, hey, pal.
You don't want to sneeze on the judge.
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No. Thanks.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Excuse me.
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Miss Ferrett?
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Hi, I'm Austin Haggard.
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I've been appointed by the Court
to handle your case.
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What? You...
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Look, Mr. Public Defender, I'm an attorney.
Brooklyn Law, '79.
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I see.
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Even if I wasn't, I don't believe I would be
hiring an eyesore like you to represent me.
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They teach you to dress like that
in Law Tech night school?
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No, Harvard, actually.
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The clothes just go with the idea
of being a public servant.
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I think we both should consider...
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Yeah, well, thank you, Counselor,
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but I will be pleading guilty
to this little rip-off
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and getting the hell out of this town.
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No, no, no.
I don't think you want to do this.
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This is a very strict town.
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I can get the charges reduced.
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Putz!
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I told you what I want.
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Mr. Public Defender,
report to Courtroom B.
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Excuse me. I'm just a little overbooked.
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(STATIC BUZZING)
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Ferrett, Geraldine, case A-4076,
Courtroom A.
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No.
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JUDGE: Ferrett, Geraldine.
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You are charged with Section 86
of the State Penal Code,
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driving an illegally licensed vehicle.
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Are you ready to enter a plea?
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I'm sorry, Your Honor,
but my attorney isn't present.
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Yes, I am, Your Honor.
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Come on.
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Hi. I talked to the judge.
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Well, we hit him on a good day.
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He's agreed to decrease the sentence
to "misdemeanor public nuisance."
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Decrease it?
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Okay, fine, fine.
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-What's it gonna cost me?
-Ten.
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All this bullshit for ten bucks?
Here. Keep the change.
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Not $10, Miss Ferrett. Ten lashes.
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They can flail you now
and you can be on your way.
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As soon as you regain consciousness,
of course.
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What the hell? Are you nuts?
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Mr. Haggard, the Court's offer is good
for about another five seconds.
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Your Honor, nowhere in New York
is corporal punishment...
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(GROANS)
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Okay.
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I would like to enter a plea of not guilty
to the original charges
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and depend on the Court's
swift delivery of justice.
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You want swift justice? Well, you've got it.
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What you got there?
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Miss Ferrett was apprehended
with this plate
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on the rear of her Mercedes convertible.
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Under New York State law,
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five-digit combinations are reserved
for local governments.
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Is this yours, Miss Ferrett?
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Well, Miss Ferrett?
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Begging the Court's pardon, that is not
a five-digit plate, Your Honor.
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Oh, it is. You see?
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This is, one "S," one "U," two "E's,"
one "M."
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One, two, three, four, five.
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Five digits. You see?
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Actually, the space between the two "E's"
counts as one digit,
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making it a six-digit plate
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of the type reserved
for passenger vehicles.
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The space between the two counts!
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Your Honor, I have exculpatory evidence
that speaks to the public-spirited quality...
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-You what?
-...of the accused.
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Thank you.
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No problem.
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No problem.
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Ah, yes, yes.
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Yes. So, you were the lawyer
who took down Mediheart.
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Yeah, $56 million. Not a bad payday.
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-Amazing.
-Thank you.
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That a jury could fall
for such a load of garbage.
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Hey, I proved my case.
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And my clients were victims
of a callous medical establishment.
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In 10 years of use outside the laboratory,
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the Cardi-Tark-7 pacemaker
never failed. Ever.
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That's irrelevant.
We all know mechanical devices break.
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We provided the jury
with a range of psychological proofs
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that the wearers of the Mediheart
pacemaker, my clients,
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burdened with that knowledge,
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suffered life-shortening daily trauma.
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Your Honor, my client is a woman
with a noble cause, who...
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-Yes. Will you shut up?
-Thank you.
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I know exactly what your client is,
a cynical and immoral woman,
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a discredit to her profession.
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She's lucky I don't charge her
for illegal solicitation of services
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for this snotty license plate.
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Guilty as charged.
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Guilty? Like hell!
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Your Honor, I would ask at this time
for a sentence of public service.
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Public service? No, no.
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No, you see, not in this case.
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No, the fine is 100 lashes,
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to be administered immediately.
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Hey, hey. No.
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Hey, I was...
Hey, what are you doing? What are you...
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I'd like a jury trial!
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I will sue you for false arrest!
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I'll sue your ass, your fresh little ass!
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Let go of me!
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You have no idea who you're dealing with.
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Help me! Help me, I'll pay you!
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You're in deep shit, you...
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Get your hands off me!
Let go! Let go, you...
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I'm telling you...
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(SOBBlNG)
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What are you crying about?
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They cut off my nose.
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No! No, please.
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This is all a terrible mistake!
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You sons of bitches!
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This is cruel and unusual punishment!
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Stop!
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Good news, Miss Ferrett.
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The judge looked up the State Code.
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Your license plate has six digits after all,
exactly like you said.
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Your case has been thrown out.
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I told you I'd get you off.
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You little turd, I had this thing beat
until you showed up with that file folder.
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How dare you go digging through my car?
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You stink, you hear me?
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You're a nag
on his way to the glue factory.
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I'd rather be dead than you.
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Miss Ferrett? Is this yours?
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Why? You got a legal problem, too?
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No, you do.
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-You have the right to remain silent...
-No.
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-Ferrett, Geraldine...
-No, no, no.
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-...case A-4099...
-No. No!
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-...to Courtroom B.
-No!
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Hi.
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-I've been appointed by...
-What the hell is going on?
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Well,
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it seems you gave your business card
to a man upstairs
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who had already retained counsel.
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Yeah, so?
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That's not illegal.
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I'm afraid it is illegal.
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-You see, this is a very...
-Strict town. I get the picture.
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That's the same judge.
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Why do you say that?
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Oh, I see.
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No, but they are related.
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This one's a lot more conservative.
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Don't worry.
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I have a strategy.
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Case number A-4099, Ferrett, Geraldine.
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Are you ready to stand trial?
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Yes we are, Your Honor.
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You are charged with the illegal
solicitation of services in this court.
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How plead you?
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We plead not guilty,
by reason of temporary insanity.
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Your client, my honor is...
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Your Honor, my client
is the actual victim here.
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As a child, she was psychologically
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abused by her entire family.
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She repressed these horrors until recently,
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and this inner turmoil made her act
irrationally on the occasion in question.
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What a load of...
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Guilty as charged.
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You ready for sentencing?
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Is that your strategy? Are you crazy?
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I believe you used the same defense
yourself on a number of occasions.
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I guess I just did not do it right. I am sorry.
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(MAN SCREAMlNG)
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At this time, I would ask
for a sentence of public service?
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No, no, no. Not a chance.
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The prisoner is to be pilloried
for a period of one year.
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-Pilloried.
-What the fuck is pilloried?
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For God's sake, you gotta appeal.
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-There was no due process...
-Really, Miss Ferrett,
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don't you think you ought to just
quit while you're ahead?
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(SCREAMlNG)
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You can't do this to me!
You can't do this...
253
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When I get back to the city, I'll sue you,
every last one of you!
254
00:17:22,024 --> 00:17:24,225
Oh, my God!
255
00:17:24,226 --> 00:17:26,726
(MAN SCREAMlNG)
256
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,306
Oh, my God.
257
00:17:40,776 --> 00:17:43,276
(MAN LAUGHlNG)
258
00:17:43,879 --> 00:17:45,880
Hello?
259
00:17:45,881 --> 00:17:49,180
WOMAN: You're not scared, are you?
260
00:17:49,618 --> 00:17:50,885
Who's there?
261
00:17:50,886 --> 00:17:53,514
Hell, this ain't scary.
262
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,859
Scary, is not being able
to get a pacemaker
263
00:17:57,860 --> 00:18:00,528
because you sued the company
into bankruptcy,
264
00:18:00,529 --> 00:18:06,169
and then having to spend my life savings
on surgeries instead.
265
00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:10,471
Or dying because you can't afford a doctor,
266
00:18:10,472 --> 00:18:13,675
because the doctor has to charge so much
267
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:17,544
to pay for his malpractice insurance.
268
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,148
Who are you? What do you want?
269
00:18:20,149 --> 00:18:22,283
(ALL LAUGHlNG)
270
00:18:22,284 --> 00:18:25,344
Oh, a pound of flesh will do.
271
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,260
Miss Ferrett?
272
00:18:32,261 --> 00:18:34,761
Hi.
273
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,867
Good news, Miss Ferrett.
274
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:44,639
They've granted your appeal,
if you still want to do it.
275
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,709
Get me out of here. I think I'm going nuts.
276
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,210
I'll take that as a yes.
277
00:18:58,821 --> 00:19:00,622
-No, no, this way.
-What?
278
00:19:00,623 --> 00:19:03,123
Where are we going?
279
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,625
Courtroom C, of course.
280
00:19:06,829 --> 00:19:08,029
Oh, no.
281
00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:10,530
No! No!
282
00:19:24,279 --> 00:19:26,514
-Oh, God.
-I know,
283
00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:29,117
and he's the strictest one of all.
284
00:19:29,118 --> 00:19:33,778
This is good work, Mr. Haggard.
Very nicely argued.
285
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,960
Thank you, Your Honor.
286
00:19:38,961 --> 00:19:41,829
Miss Ferrett, I have read
your attorney's brief and,
287
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:44,065
however persuasive his presentation,
288
00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:47,735
find no reason
to overturn the other judge's verdict.
289
00:19:47,736 --> 00:19:49,437
See, your actions were cut and dried.
290
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,640
You've violated the law,
and you must pay.
291
00:19:52,641 --> 00:19:56,310
However, the sentence
handed down by my colleague
292
00:19:56,311 --> 00:19:58,613
-was wholly inappropriate.
-Yeah.
293
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:02,294
I sentence you to death by electrocution.
294
00:20:02,885 --> 00:20:05,787
Sentence to be carried out immediately.
295
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:09,891
Your Honor, begging the Court's pardon,
may I approach the bench?
296
00:20:09,892 --> 00:20:13,658
Oh, very well. Yes?
297
00:20:22,538 --> 00:20:24,138
Hi.
298
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,659
(JUDGE SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY)
299
00:20:27,409 --> 00:20:29,909
I see. I see.
300
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,150
Very well.
301
00:20:37,352 --> 00:20:38,786
It is this Court's opinion
302
00:20:38,787 --> 00:20:42,023
that, while your client is
an unmitigated scumbucket,
303
00:20:42,024 --> 00:20:46,861
her skills are worthwhile and should be
put to work for the public weal.
304
00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:52,552
Now, I hereby sentence you
to return home to do public service
305
00:20:53,302 --> 00:20:56,182
for a time yet to be specified.
306
00:20:56,271 --> 00:20:57,438
Thank you.
307
00:20:57,439 --> 00:21:01,749
Let's get out of here
before he changes his...
308
00:21:04,279 --> 00:21:07,915
What the hell?
I thought this was the way out.
309
00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:09,951
It is.
310
00:21:09,952 --> 00:21:11,919
No!
311
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,420
Welcome back, Ger.
312
00:21:14,957 --> 00:21:17,191
Had a feeling
we might bump into you again.
313
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:21,329
And this time, you're gonna get
what you deserve.
314
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:23,164
No! I'm not supposed to get the chair!
315
00:21:23,165 --> 00:21:25,665
Come on. Have a seat.
316
00:21:26,735 --> 00:21:29,637
No! The judge! The judge said I get
to go home and do public service!
317
00:21:29,638 --> 00:21:30,705
Isn't that what he said?
318
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,206
Yes! Get out of my way!
319
00:21:33,976 --> 00:21:36,476
All right!
320
00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:39,545
Strap me down, boys!
321
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,415
What are you doing?
322
00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:44,218
I'm getting out of Stueksville for good.
323
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:47,155
Yeah, I thought I'd be stuck here forever,
until you came along.
324
00:21:47,156 --> 00:21:48,322
What?
325
00:21:48,323 --> 00:21:52,193
In my day, I got off more big-time
dirtbags with a slap on the wrist
326
00:21:52,194 --> 00:21:56,063
than a lowlife ambulance-chaser like you
could count.
327
00:21:56,064 --> 00:22:00,635
We didn't use any cheeseball victim
defense, either. We just bought the jury.
328
00:22:00,636 --> 00:22:04,372
But I get to go home
and do public service, right?
329
00:22:04,373 --> 00:22:06,007
You are home, Counselor.
330
00:22:06,008 --> 00:22:09,018
And I'd rather be dead than you.
331
00:22:10,112 --> 00:22:12,612
HAGGARD: Hit it, boys!
332
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:32,900
No! Not this!
333
00:22:32,901 --> 00:22:36,404
WOMAN ON PA: Ms. Public Defender,
report to Courtroom A.
334
00:22:36,405 --> 00:22:37,471
No.
335
00:22:37,472 --> 00:22:38,539
No.
336
00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:39,707
No.
337
00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:40,842
No.
338
00:22:40,843 --> 00:22:45,212
No!
339
00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:53,960
Talk about trial and terror!
340
00:22:54,156 --> 00:22:57,391
Still, I think Geri will do just fine.
341
00:22:57,392 --> 00:23:00,728
I mean, aside from the occasional attack
of motion sickness!
342
00:23:00,729 --> 00:23:03,229
(CACKLlNG)
343
00:23:03,832 --> 00:23:07,162
And now it's time for business news.
344
00:23:07,169 --> 00:23:11,989
So, Chip, what happened
on the shock exchanges today?
345
00:23:12,941 --> 00:23:14,442
Oh, sorry.
346
00:23:14,443 --> 00:23:19,153
Looks like it's time
for the spurts report instead!
347
00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:24,484
Oh, boy!
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