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Can we just talk about it
a little longer?
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There's nothing left to say
about me and Douglas.
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Come on, I need this.
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Look.
Douglas and I agreed
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that kiss was
a one-time mistake.
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We both put it to bed.
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I've moved on, and apparently,
he has, too.
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Who is that
mysterious hottie? No idea.
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Maybe a new girlfriend.
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But hey, it's none
of my business. Okay.
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I will never forgive you
for being so boring
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about the most interesting thing
that's ever happened.
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Wow. He's already introduced
her to the twins.
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That was fast.
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But, again --
none of my business.
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Let's see about that.
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Hey, Douglas! Hey!
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Come introduce us
to your busty friend!
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[ Laughs ]
Bring her over here. Angie, no.
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What's the big deal?
You said it's not a big deal,
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that it's none of
your business. I did say it's
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but you don't have
to do this, Angie. So what's the harm?
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No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Ladies, this is my
mother-in-law.
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This is Rose's mom.
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Barbara.
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So, are you guys
lesbians?
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'Cause I'm gettin'
a vibe.
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Yeah.
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Hmm?
She's a monster.
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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**
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* It's a place to
make cool graphs *
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* Lance Bass Space Camp
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* Rocket ships
and lots of math *
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* Lance Bass Space Camp
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* Dance and sing
from 2:00 to 3:00 *
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* Lance Bass Space Camp
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Oh, my God, I have never loved
and hated something
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as much as I love and hate
that amazing, horrible song.
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There's a rumor that that's the
last song Prince ever wrote.
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You know, I understand
the rockets and math,
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but why do they dance and sing
from 2:00 to 3:00?
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Well, because like the man
who founded it...
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* Lance Bass Space Camp
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...is focused 90 percent
on space,
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10 percent on
the performing arts.
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[ Sighs ] Whatever.
I'm just loving how long it is.
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Four weeks kid-free?
[ Exhales sharply ]
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I decided I'm gonna spend
the whole thing at a resort.
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And since I can't
afford that,
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I'm gonna post-up
at Douglas' pool.
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Well, I'm jealous you're
excited about Graham leaving.
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I'm gonna miss Sophie
so much.
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A day without her is painful,
but four wee--
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four weeks...
[ Gags ]
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Are you gonna puke
or cry?
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It's both. It's sort of
a standard puke-cry.
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It's gonna happen a lot.
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[ Gags ] I'm fine.
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God. How many waivers
do you need to sign
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to send your kid
to fake space?
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They don't put that
in the song.
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What waivers?
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The waivers.
For camp.
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Did you not get waivers?
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I don't think so.
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No.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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It's my space camp check.
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I never mailed it in.
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I-If you didn't mail
the deposit,
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then Sophie isn't
signed up for --
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* Lance Bass Space Camp
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Yeah.
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That.
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**
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Hey, how was your dad's?
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Exhausting. He and Sharon
are in a fight,
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and they think
I don't know.
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[ Indistinct arguing ]
Miggy: Man. Some relationships are just roller coasters.
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When I think about what my ex
and I went through... Ex?
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You mean Bobbi with an "I"?
The golf pro?
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Yeah.
Miggy,
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you guys dated for a week.
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That's not a serious
relationship.
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Then why is she still
e-mailing me?
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She's not.
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This is her newsletter.
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"Golf Tolf"?
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Is "Tolf" supposed
to be like "Talk"?
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[ Door slams ]
-Fine! -Sharon.
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[ Sighs ]
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Uh, Sharon didn't get the permit
for our beach wedding,
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and now I'm days away,
no venue. Really?
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City permits seem
like something
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a 23-year-old fiancée
would have on lock.
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[ Chuckles ]
I can't argue with that.
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Mm-hmm.
I just wish that I knew someone --
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you know, someone
who owned a space,
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a space with a bar
and good lighting,
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reasonable prices,
parking,
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close to the freeway.
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Ho'd up. Are you trying
to get your ex-wife
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to host your wedding?
Eh.
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Okay, that's a freakish level
of confidence, even for you.
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Wait. Shh.
You hear that? What?
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Oh, my God.
That's your big heart.
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Yes!
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Boom. Boom.
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"Let's help Ron."
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It's saying it
wants to help me!
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It's not saying that.
Shh! There's more!
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"I can't let two people get
married at Burger King!"
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Please, Poppy.
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Think of everything
I've done for you.
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Mm...
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Nothing.
You've done nothing for me.
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Puh-lease.
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Don't dance like --
do that dance. [ Squeals ]
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Hey.
What are you doing here?
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Getting the good chaise.
Is the kitchen open?
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I want to put in an order
for a club sandwich.
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Uh, you know,
I already told you,
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you're not gonna turn my house
into a Sandals.
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What's with the lesbian
and the pool stuff?
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Screw it. I'll just text you
when I'm thirsty.
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Y-You know what?
I would rather --
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H-Hey! I need to borrow
a tight stocking.
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My phlebitis is not taking
to this weather.
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Okay, Barbara,
you're a young woman.
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We both know you don't
have phlebitis.
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Hey. You don't know
what years on the road
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have done to this body.
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But that's the life of a
professional cheerleader.
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Listen,
I know how this works.
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You fly in once a year,
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and you bring the twins tiaras
and an autographed card
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of whatever minor league
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baseball player
you're sleeping with... [ Giggles ]
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...and then you hit up
King Wallet.
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So why don't we just
cut to the chase?
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I'll write you a check,
and you can leave.
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I don't need
your money anymore.
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I won big at Caesars.
Palace?
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Little Caesars.
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I can't get my morning
Mountain Dew
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without hitting up
their slot machine.
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If you don't need money,
then why are you here?
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I want you
to let the twins
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spend the summer with me
in Reno.
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W-With you?
[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
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Okay,
that's not happening.
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T-The twins and I,
we already
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have our summer planned.
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We're building a Jacuzzi.
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The girls have already
broken ground. Douglas.
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They're my grandkids.
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And I miss them.
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They're almost eight.
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That's the year that I got my
dear Rose, oh, bless her soul,
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her first pair of jazz shoes
and stage teeth. [ Door closes ]
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Your room's ready, ma'am.
Girls,
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how would you like to spend
the summer with me in Reno?
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I'll give you a line of credit,
no bedtime, and unlimited gum.
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-Yay!
-Yay!
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-Reno!
-Reno!
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-Reno!
-Reno!
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-Reno!
-Reno!
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-Reno!
-Reno!
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Will: Uh-huh. I see.
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So, barring a flu epidemic that
hits all the right children,
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my kid isn't going
to space camp?
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Okay.
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Well, thank you for your time,
Crystal.
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I love you.
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I'm sorry. I don't know
where that came from.
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Goodbye.
[ Cellphone beeps ]
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Sophie isn't going
to space camp?
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What?
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W-Why would you say that?
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Big Dubs. It's me.
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Oh, Little G.
I can't lie to you.
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I messed up. Sophie lost
her spot at space camp.
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She's gonna be crushed.
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Yes, she'll be sad.
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But Sophie's
a reasonable gal.
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She'll understand if you just
tell her what happened.
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Dad? Why are you
on the floor
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with Graham's hand
on your shoulder?
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The thing is, Soph,
your father made a mistake.
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He forgot to mail in the
deposit, and he is so sorry,
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but you're not going
to space camp.
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No, I'm going
to space camp.
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Soph, I don't think you
understand --
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Soph understands.
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Soph understands
very well.
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And now you...
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are going...
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to fix it.
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'Kay.
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**
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See, it worked out.
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All you have to do
is fix it.
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Listen, about Reno.
I just don't think
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it's best for
the girls to go.
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Let me guess -- you got this
all handled on your own?
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No, we do alright.
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We have a system --
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I love them, I fear them,
it works.
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Remember the voicemails that
you left after Rose died?
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I stitched a few
of 'em together. [ Cellphone beeps ]
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Douglas: Barbara, one of 'em
pooped in the tub!
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I-I won't clean it!
You know what?
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I'm just gonna sell the house.
[ Cellphone beeps ]
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Barbara, Emma just ate a bird!
[ Cellphone beeps ]
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Barbara, Amy's swinging
a hammer! [ Cellphone beeps ]
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They get more pathetic
from there.
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And what happens
when they get older?
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You know what's headed your way?
Periods.
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I-I think I can
probably manage.
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So, they go
to the drug store
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and they introduce themselves
to the pharmacist
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and he directs 'em
to the...
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sanitary napkin aisle,
and there's a -- No, dummy.
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You said it yourself.
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They need a woman.
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Here. Listen.
[ Cellphone beeps ]
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I can't do this.
Take these kids.
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I'm not built for this.
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Please.
[ Cellphone beeps ]
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You got to think about
what's best for your girls.
234
00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:43,130
Now, you might want
to turn away
235
00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,598
'cause I'm gonna let
the hogs out.
236
00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:47,034
Wait. W-Wait. Wait.
No, no.
237
00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:51,171
Don't worry. Showing up in
person's gonna set us apart.
238
00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,040
It's like Wayne Gretzky,
The Great One, said --
239
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"You miss a hundred percent of
the shots you don't take."
240
00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,510
Ah, Wayne Gretzky.
241
00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:57,878
The Killer Clown.
242
00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,312
That's Wayne Gacy.
243
00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:00,848
What is your mom
letting you watch?
244
00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:03,717
[ Indistinct conversation ]
245
00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:06,386
Sophie: I think all these people
are trying to get in.
246
00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,321
And they all got here
before us.
247
00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:10,524
Cool.
Cool, cool.
248
00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:11,892
Cool.
249
00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,193
Thanks for watching.
250
00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,062
One last thing before
I blast off --
251
00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,464
deposits for Lance Bass
Space Camp are due --
252
00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,700
* By, by, by March 1st *
253
00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,501
Man: Three, two, one.
254
00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,236
Blastoff!
255
00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:26,674
You guys hungry?
Want any Goldfish?
256
00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:27,941
Soph? Graham?
257
00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:34,347
There it is -- "Son of a Beach,
My Beach Wedding Has No Beach."
258
00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:35,683
I'm not sure how this book
is feminist.
259
00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:36,917
That's why we keep it up here.
260
00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,652
Here.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
261
00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,520
It's really nice of you to
help me plan this wedding.
262
00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:43,156
I know it can't be easy
considering you're...
263
00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,192
Single?
Oh, please.
264
00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,493
Ron, don't paint
a picture like
265
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,895
I'm some lonely crone
266
00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:48,929
who's not getting
any action.
267
00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,430
I am out there, okay?
268
00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,265
I am having nighttime
encounters.
269
00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,567
That sounds real.
270
00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,268
It is real.
I'm in these streets.
271
00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:56,236
I'm...
[ Snaps fingers ]
272
00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,404
Matter of fact,
273
00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:58,672
just the other day,
I had
274
00:08:58,706 --> 00:08:59,707
a questionable make-out.
275
00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,508
Who was it with?
276
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,243
It was a mistake.
277
00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:06,279
It...made things complicated.
I don't want to talk about it.
278
00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:08,882
You know, uh,
for the record,
279
00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,084
I still don't like hearing
about you with other guys.
280
00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,886
Ron, you're getting
married. Hey.
281
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,254
Remember our wedding?
282
00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,089
Who could forget
every bride's dream?
283
00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,258
Courthouse at noon
on a Tuesday.
284
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,426
Hey, we were supposed
to make up for that.
285
00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:20,961
Now, come on. Remember?
We said we were gonna
286
00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:23,430
eventually have
a big wedding
287
00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,866
with all of our friends
and a band and a cake,
288
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,234
our first dance.
289
00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:28,902
Yeah, well, probably
best it didn't happen
290
00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,437
'cause I've never seen you dance
without taking your shirt off.
291
00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,205
Oh, come on.
That is...
292
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,474
Oh, my God.
True.
293
00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:37,044
Well, you know what?
I came up with a saying. Oh.
294
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,447
It's never too late.
Okay, you did not make that up, Ron.
295
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,382
Never too late.
[ The Spinners' "Could It Be I'm Falling In Love" plays ]
296
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,751
Wow.
297
00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:44,952
Shall we?
298
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:49,489
Winebrary, for the first time,
please welcome
299
00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:52,225
Poppy and Ron.
You're keeping your shirt on.
300
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,995
Maybe. Uh-oh.
* Could it be I'm falling in love *
301
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,397
* With you *
302
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,166
* With you *
303
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:04,037
* With you *
304
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,641
[ Knock on door ]
305
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,245
I didn't take that $20
from your kitchen counter.
306
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,014
We both know that you did,
and I don't care.
307
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,816
Listen,
I need your advice.
308
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,450
My advice?
Why?
309
00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,352
Well, normally,
I'd ask Will and Poppy,
310
00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,588
but, you know, they're
not like you and me.
311
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,023
I mean,
we love our kids,
312
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:26,093
but we frequently wish
that they'd go away. Big-time.
313
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,128
Barbara offered to take
the twins for the summer.
314
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,162
You know, to teach 'em
girl stuff.
315
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:32,966
And I should be over the moon,
but I'm not.
316
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,702
Wait. Hang on.
317
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:37,037
I did bring my floating
basketball hoop to your house?
318
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,272
Yes, I did. Go on.
319
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,841
Alright, see, I was really
excited about building
320
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,042
the Jacuzzi with them,
you know?
321
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,677
We -- We had it
all planned.
322
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,346
We were gonna start construction
early in the morning,
323
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,181
and then we would
break for lunch and pretend
324
00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,117
we're eating on a beam
high above
325
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,886
1920s New York City.
326
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,355
And then we would unwind
with a-a cold one
327
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,858
as we'd listen to
a baseball game on AM radio.
328
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,793
Ah, the summer
it was gonna be.
329
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:03,496
I cannot wait to see what those
girls turn out like as adults.
330
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:06,133
But look, i-if you want them
here for the summer,
331
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,167
then they should
stay here.
332
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,501
You think so?
333
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:09,402
Yeah,
you're their father.
334
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,138
Wait.
335
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,873
Are you saying
if the twins stayed,
336
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,876
then I could be soaking
in a new Jacuzzi?
337
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,645
Well, technically, that was
included in the words I said,
338
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,181
but I'd hardly define that
as "what I'm saying."
339
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,415
Then those girls
aren't going anywhere.
340
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,583
Where are they right now?
341
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,985
Well,
they're with Barbara.
342
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,386
Uh, but, you know,
I really don't feel
343
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,921
that you're tending
to my emotions
344
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,557
the way I imagined when
I was driving over here.
345
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,860
Deposits for Lance Bass
Space Camp are due
346
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,228
* By, by, by March 1st *
347
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,164
Graham: I get something new
from this every time.
348
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,266
This camp is going
to be amazing!
349
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,835
And I 100% get to go!
350
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:44,104
Alright, Graham,
take a lap.
351
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,672
[ Sighs ]
352
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,374
Sophie, I'm so sorry
I let you down.
353
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,375
I don't know
what happened.
354
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,177
You didn't mail
the check, Dad.
355
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,079
Yeah, I meant sort
of more big picture.
356
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,782
But you're right.
I was careless.
357
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,449
You're never careless.
358
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,852
So I'm left to speculate.
359
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:01,221
If you really
wanted me to go,
360
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,890
you would've mailed
the check, right?
361
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,793
So on some level,
you wanted me to stay home.
362
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:08,595
My God.
I think you're right.
363
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,297
And that would definitely
explain the dream I had
364
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,232
where I buried
Lance Bass alive.
365
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,600
It's fine.
I'll stay.
366
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,135
And we'll do the thing
we do every summer --
367
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,804
Will Cooper Couch Camp.
368
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,039
I'll cut out paper hearts
while we sit under blankets
369
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,141
and blast the A/C
for two months.
370
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,443
That does sound like
so much fun.
371
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,878
But I can't let
that happen.
372
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,046
I'm gonna fix this.
373
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,281
How?
There's nothing else you can do.
374
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,784
Oh, there's one more thing
I can do.
375
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,921
[ Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out
For a Hero" plays ]
376
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,622
Hey!
377
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,590
I'd like to speak
to your supervisor.
378
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,226
He's on the third floor.
379
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,560
We don't allow people
on the third --
380
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,761
The third floor!
Aah! No!
381
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,897
* I need a hero
382
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:48,068
* I'm holding out for a hero
'til the end of the night *
383
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,770
* He's gotta be strong
and he's gotta be fast *
384
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:53,974
* And he's gotta be fresh
from the fight *
385
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,275
[ Music stops ]
386
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,776
Oh. Hello.
387
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:57,644
Are you Buzz Aldrin?
388
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:58,946
No.
389
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,113
Then get out!
390
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,818
So, anyway, my daughter
is dying to come to this camp,
391
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,419
but I forgot to mail
in the check.
392
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,655
And now she's gonna have
to go to Couch Camp.
393
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,257
Ooh, is that where you learn
how to design, build,
394
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,092
and mass produce your own
furniture line?
395
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,127
No, it's where you just
396
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,528
sit on the couch
with your dad all summer.
397
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,030
I think what you're talking
about is trade school.
398
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,833
I don't know.
I love my child,
399
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,035
but I worry that
I'm holding her back.
400
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,004
I'm lost.
I get it.
401
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,106
I have moments where
I feel that way, too.
402
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,341
When I get overwhelmed,
I go back to what inspired me
403
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,877
to start a space camp
with a nod
404
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,278
to performing arts
in the first place.
405
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,679
And what is that,
Lance Bass?
406
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,014
All my great loves --
407
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,283
zero gravity,
anti-matter,
408
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,851
hitting your mark,
409
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,287
the heliosphere, Fosse --
410
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,322
You're right.
I have to go back
411
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,057
to what initially inspired me
to be a parent --
412
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,692
raising a daughter
413
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,895
who's gonna learn
how to fly.
414
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:48,996
I can't keep keeping
her down.
415
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,831
Oh, my gosh.
S-Say that again.
416
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:54,034
I can't keep keeping
her down.
417
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,502
Yes. Yes.
418
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,204
I've been trying to write
a new song for the camp,
419
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,638
and I have been stuck.
420
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,240
Check it.
421
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,375
* When you're out on your own
[ Piano plays ]
422
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:06,379
* All alone in this cold town
423
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,248
* You need to blast up
in the sky *
424
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,483
* You gotta learn to fly
425
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,853
* The world can't keep
keeping you down *
426
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:17,424
* Blast off to Space Camp
427
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,326
* Lance Bass Space Camp
428
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,595
* With a nod to
performing arts *
429
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,364
* Oooh
430
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,499
* Space Camp
431
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,535
God, it feels good to
collaborate again.
432
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,370
Hey,
can you stay and jam?
433
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,039
Will it help my daughter
get into space camp?
434
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,441
Depends. Can you count me in
and make it splashy?
435
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,077
Her name's Sophie Cooper,
and she has all her shots.
436
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,678
Two, three, four!
437
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,649
[ Piano music plays,
tambourine jingles ]
438
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,387
Douglas.
Orngie.
439
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,788
What are you doing here?
440
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,290
You want a vodka?
441
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,960
I've got a flask.
Okay, listen, Barb.
442
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,227
We got to talk about
this summer.
443
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,862
There's nothing
to discuss.
444
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,897
I'm taking your girls
to Reno.
445
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,032
They'll fit right in.
446
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,268
Just look at 'em.
447
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,402
Angie: Oh, my God.
448
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,071
What the hell am
I looking at?
449
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,873
Dad, check it out.
We're fancy ladies.
450
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,808
Grandma Barb says
we look fine as hell.
451
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:09,909
No. No.
452
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,046
[ Screams ]
453
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,715
Get this crap
off my face!
454
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,817
Alright, that's it, Barb.
You're not taking Emma and Amy.
455
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,753
Why not? You don't know what
to do with two little girls.
456
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:21,989
They're not little girls.
457
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,923
They're demented maniacs
458
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,292
who happen to be awesome
459
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,060
because they've got a dad
who lets them be
460
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,161
exactly who
they want to be.
461
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,096
Day laborers.
462
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,397
Hey, look.
I'm not the same
463
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,066
selfish 54-year-old boy
that you once knew.
464
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,002
I've learned a lot
of parent things.
465
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,137
I know how to do
a high ponytail.
466
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,439
I've seen multiple movies
about trolls.
467
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,640
I know what temperature
468
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,842
my oven has to be
for chicken fingers,
469
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,944
chicken nuggets,
and chicken fries.
470
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,247
Okay.
So maybe you've changed.
471
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,083
But what?
You can't just send me home.
472
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:53,253
I want to know
my granddaughters.
473
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,022
They don't have
their mother,
474
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,624
but they do have me.
475
00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,727
I know you miss her.
I do, too.
476
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,165
I'll tell you what.
Instead, why don't you just,
477
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:08,468
uh, spend a few...weeks
with us, huh?
478
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,371
But you have to pay
for your own booze.
479
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,374
I think I can agree
to those terms.
480
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,143
Oh, no! I'm top heavy!
Emma, help!
481
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,144
Grab her. Grab her!
482
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,781
[ Crash ]
483
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,951
* When you're not fully grown,
with tiny bones *
484
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,820
* On this planet
485
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,890
* You need to learn about Mars
and neutron stars *
486
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:34,061
* And why gravity keeps
keeping you down *
487
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:37,130
* And eat space food
488
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:40,500
* Freeze-dried
space food *
489
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,870
* With a hot meal
for your dinner *
490
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:47,140
* Lance Bass Space Caaamp
491
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,376
Oh, my God.
That was so good!
492
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,977
It's really good, Lance.
493
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,545
Do you think we could maybe
take a quick five?
494
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,914
To help with the creative flow.
A pause for the muse.
495
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,050
Great idea.
Yeah.
496
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,851
But also to talk about
497
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,520
what I originally came in here
for. My daughter, Sophie.
498
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:03,423
She wants to come to
this camp so bad.
499
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,724
If you could just hear her out.
I'll go get her.
500
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,326
She's just out --
Hi, Dad.
501
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,928
Oh, wow.
You're literally right here.
502
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,030
It's Lance Bass Space Camp.
503
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,232
It's cool.
They're with me.
504
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,000
Well, any friend of Bill.
It's Will.
505
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,235
This is my daughter,
Sophie.
506
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,236
And this is Graham.
507
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,537
And who's Graham?
Angie's son.
508
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,738
And who's Angie?
She's a friend.
509
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,540
Oh.
I'm friends with Richard Gere.
510
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,374
Cool.
511
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,110
Yeah. It is.
512
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,545
Sophie, look, I know how bad
you wanted to go
513
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,080
to Lance Bass Space Camp.
514
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,615
But I do ask that
you register --
515
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,218
I know --
* By, by, by March 1st
516
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,051
Actually it's --
517
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,920
* By, by, by March 1st
518
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,855
I thought I did that.
519
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,926
That being said, your dad loves
you so much, it's inspiring.
520
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,428
It inspired
the new theme song.
521
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,431
And now it's inspiring me
to make a rare exception --
522
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,199
you're going to Lance Bass
Space Camp, girl!
523
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,435
And I don't want
to blow your mind,
524
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,370
but at the end,
you're gonna get to kiss
525
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,205
the skull of Yuri Gagarin.
526
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,740
I don't believe it!
527
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,108
I was already going!
528
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:58,278
[ Cheering ]
529
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,280
Uh, you still have
to pay me, though.
530
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,582
And I can't waive
the $800 late fee.
531
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,383
I'm so sorry.
532
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,184
No, I understand.
Yeah.
533
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,920
Oh, you mean, like,
right now? Yes.
534
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,222
Oh, got it. Okay.
Of course. Of course. Yeah, that would be great.
535
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,923
So, I just make that out to
Lance Bass Space Camp?
536
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,560
Actually, can you make it out
to Lance Bass Space Cump?
537
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,329
There was an error in our
articles of incorporation. Yeah.
538
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,498
Douglas: Thanks for
sticking up for me.
539
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,633
Hey, I didn't say anything
that wasn't true.
540
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,770
Nobody except you could
raise those little weirdos.
541
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,339
I think eventually,
their interests are gonna
542
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:29,442
grow beyond just simple
home demolition,
543
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:33,146
and I won't be able
to handle 'em alone.
544
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:37,250
But it'd be nice for them to
have a woman in their life.
545
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,919
Well, you're gonna
find someone, Douglas.
546
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:40,953
Maybe you already have.
547
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,123
Good God.
548
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,625
You know I kissed Poppy.
549
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,260
Guh -- Wha?
550
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,095
Nuh-uh. Yeah.
Of course I know.
551
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,297
You ladies
and your yappin'.
552
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,166
That's exactly
what we call it.
553
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,869
But, you know,
if you care about her,
554
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,171
you should tell her.
555
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,376
Now?
556
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,612
[ Chuckles ]
We can finish our drinks first.
557
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,979
[ Slurping ]
558
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,382
Okay, easy.
559
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,317
[ Doorbell rings ]
560
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,351
Hey.
561
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,185
Hey.
562
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,386
What happened?
563
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,021
You need me to plan
your honeymoon, too?
564
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,223
No.
565
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,257
I'm here because I...
[ Sighs ]
566
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,328
I can't stop thinking
about you.
567
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,631
Okay.
Ron, walking down memory lane
568
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,200
had me in my feelings, too, but
you're about to marry Sharon.
569
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,301
At the Winebrary.
570
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,736
You already put down
your $10 deposit.
571
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,338
I can't lose you again.
572
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,406
And I think you
feel the same.
573
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:41,113
[ Sighs ]
574
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:52,692
**
575
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,093
[ Engine starts ]
576
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,899
Hey, thanks for getting me
into space camp.
577
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,568
I know it wasn't easy
578
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,436
and you had to fight against all
of your natural instincts.
579
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,938
Yeah. Should I quit my job
and become a songwriter?
580
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,440
Mm, no.
Okay.
581
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,908
Oh, I love you!
582
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,277
I love you, too.
583
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,044
Go. Fly.
584
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:14,381
Make sure to sit in
an emergency exit row.
585
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,016
And don't let space become
your new father!
586
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,886
Okay, we got your EpiPen,
Band-Aids,
587
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,888
Motrin,
motion sickness pills,
588
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,557
sleep mask...four bottles
of cologne?
589
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:27,026
Hey, if Hilltop's
any indication,
590
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,728
I'll have at least
four girlfriends
591
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:29,862
before the end of camp.
592
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,764
Bringing that swagger
to space.
593
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,700
I'm a proud mom.
594
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,534
Be safe.
595
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,535
Bye, Mom.
596
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,705
Bye, Graham.
597
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,772
Mom? It's, um...
598
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,974
already time
for me to go?
599
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,610
To space camp?
600
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:46,379
Lance Bass Space Camp?
Mom?
601
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,081
I gotta go
to space camp!
602
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,383
Bye.
Bye.
603
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,552
**
604
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,787
You know, I think
I've made progress.
605
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,623
Not sure if I even need
these crying shades.
606
00:20:56,656 --> 00:21:02,995
**
607
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,230
Angie, you okay?
608
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,098
Can we go get ice cream?
609
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,767
But not, like,
good ice cream
610
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,769
but, like, cheap, comforting,
garbage ice cream?
611
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:12,739
Yeah.
612
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,273
I'll drive.
613
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,976
**
614
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,911
That bus took my baby!
615
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,113
Angie! Angie!
616
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,182
You're never gonna catch --
617
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,517
Oh, wow.
She's pretty fast.
618
00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:29,117
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