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Trying to get into West Point. 10 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:23,050 Only takes three or four minutes 11 00:00:23,133 --> 00:00:25,800 if you get the, uh, hose on the tailpipe right. 12 00:00:25,883 --> 00:00:27,300 You're killing dogs? 13 00:00:27,384 --> 00:00:29,050 All right, well, you guys just relax. 14 00:00:29,133 --> 00:00:30,592 Just die naturally. 15 00:00:30,675 --> 00:00:32,384 Where are all the female employees? 16 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:34,800 At the woman's march! Selling pussy hats. 17 00:00:34,883 --> 00:00:36,425 "Jugs"? 18 00:00:36,509 --> 00:00:37,675 I lied to you this morning. 19 00:00:37,758 --> 00:00:39,050 - There is a woman on my site. - Who? 20 00:00:39,133 --> 00:00:41,384 Me. 21 00:00:41,467 --> 00:00:43,300 A-are they giving you your meds in there? 22 00:00:43,384 --> 00:00:45,634 I-I'm protecting defenseless lambs from having 23 00:00:45,716 --> 00:00:48,133 their emotional and physical spirits slaughtered. 24 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:52,008 Gallagher! You made bail. 25 00:00:52,092 --> 00:00:53,509 Your disciples! 26 00:00:53,592 --> 00:00:55,716 We crowd sourced your bail to get you out. 27 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,092 Gay Jesus! 28 00:01:00,841 --> 00:01:02,050 - Commercial real estate? - Yeah, 29 00:01:02,133 --> 00:01:03,841 you're the one who told me to invest. 30 00:01:03,925 --> 00:01:05,425 Max Whitford's just gonna try and fuck you, trust me. 31 00:01:05,509 --> 00:01:06,925 You seem savvy. We're putting in 32 00:01:07,008 --> 00:01:08,925 another Sunset Brooks senior care center. 33 00:01:09,008 --> 00:01:10,592 You'd need a hundred to play. 34 00:01:10,675 --> 00:01:13,092 Then I got a hundred in my pocket. 35 00:01:14,258 --> 00:01:15,800 We did it. 36 00:01:17,716 --> 00:01:19,634 - I need a sponsor. - Me? 37 00:01:19,716 --> 00:01:21,258 Helping another AA member's 38 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:22,716 a hell of a lot better for your sobriety 39 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,675 than chasing after a kid who's not yours. 40 00:01:24,758 --> 00:01:28,634 Uh, I'll sponsor you. Come on. 41 00:01:28,716 --> 00:01:32,217 We someone who will promote and protect our values! 42 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,925 What about Mo White? 43 00:01:34,008 --> 00:01:36,300 Let's make Chicago White again! 44 00:01:37,509 --> 00:01:39,258 Mo White? 45 00:01:39,342 --> 00:01:40,425 Yeah. Who are you? 46 00:01:40,509 --> 00:01:42,467 Your country needs you. 47 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,008 Uh-huh. 48 00:03:12,133 --> 00:03:14,509 That'll show those misogynistic motherfuckers. 49 00:03:14,592 --> 00:03:16,300 Fuck, yes! 50 00:03:16,384 --> 00:03:19,425 Only two dicks left. 51 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:23,342 Clearly you haven't had much experience 52 00:03:23,425 --> 00:03:25,342 around a dick. It's more like this. 53 00:03:25,425 --> 00:03:26,758 Ooh. Hey. 54 00:03:26,841 --> 00:03:28,592 - En garde! - Ooh! 55 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,509 Ooh! 56 00:03:30,592 --> 00:03:32,175 Shh, shh! 57 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,509 Yeah, we're gonna get busted. 58 00:03:38,592 --> 00:03:39,634 Okay, who's next? 59 00:03:39,716 --> 00:03:41,800 Uh, this one. 60 00:03:41,883 --> 00:03:44,092 Oh, hell, no. 61 00:03:44,175 --> 00:03:47,841 Yo, yo, Darryl fucking Feathers, man! 62 00:03:47,925 --> 00:03:50,342 He was the foreman at my last job. 63 00:03:50,425 --> 00:03:53,550 Oh, shit. This one gets two dicks. 64 00:04:09,425 --> 00:04:11,092 Hey. 65 00:04:11,175 --> 00:04:12,634 Hey. 66 00:04:18,966 --> 00:04:22,008 Um... 67 00:04:22,092 --> 00:04:24,092 The fuck you doing? 68 00:04:24,175 --> 00:04:25,883 Waiting. 69 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:28,133 - Waiting for what? - Shim. 70 00:04:28,217 --> 00:04:31,509 Good morning, my indigenous South Siders! 71 00:04:31,592 --> 00:04:32,634 Don't mind me. 72 00:04:32,716 --> 00:04:34,509 Just showing our support 73 00:04:34,592 --> 00:04:36,217 for a better tomorrow. 74 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:37,300 Huh? 75 00:04:37,384 --> 00:04:39,050 Hi. 76 00:04:39,133 --> 00:04:40,425 W-what's a "shim"? 77 00:04:40,509 --> 00:04:42,925 Shim. God. 78 00:04:43,008 --> 00:04:45,716 But God doesn't have a gender, or maybe it's both genders, 79 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,092 so she, him... Shim. 80 00:04:48,175 --> 00:04:50,175 Mother-father God. 81 00:04:51,883 --> 00:04:53,425 And you're waiting for Shim to... 82 00:04:53,509 --> 00:04:55,133 Talk to me. 83 00:04:55,217 --> 00:04:59,258 Tell me what to do next. 84 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:01,133 Does that happen a lot? 85 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:03,258 Used to all the time in jail, 86 00:05:03,342 --> 00:05:05,425 but since I've been out, nothing. 87 00:05:05,509 --> 00:05:07,133 That's because it never happened. 88 00:05:07,217 --> 00:05:09,258 Shim, 89 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:12,092 a higher power, the great I Am, Great Spirit... 90 00:05:12,175 --> 00:05:15,050 call it whatever you want... but it ain't talking to you. 91 00:05:15,133 --> 00:05:17,300 And we weren't talking to you. 92 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:19,509 Enlightenment, or whatever these new-fangled 93 00:05:19,592 --> 00:05:21,384 hippy-dippy religions are selling, 94 00:05:21,467 --> 00:05:23,634 is a waste of time. 95 00:05:23,716 --> 00:05:26,509 Gay Jesus, Taoism, 96 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:29,675 Scientology, Christian Science, 97 00:05:29,758 --> 00:05:33,592 Joel Osteen, Deepak Chopra... 98 00:05:33,675 --> 00:05:36,300 It's like going to one of those flaky schools 99 00:05:36,384 --> 00:05:38,675 where the students create their own curriculum, 100 00:05:38,758 --> 00:05:41,883 then don't get graded on it. 101 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:43,716 Religion isn't a startup, Ian. 102 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,592 You want God to talk to you, 103 00:05:45,675 --> 00:05:48,384 you gotta stick with the classics: Buddhism, 104 00:05:48,467 --> 00:05:50,883 Judaism, Christianity. 105 00:05:50,966 --> 00:05:52,883 And if you break the rules, 106 00:05:52,966 --> 00:05:55,342 you burn in hell for all eternity. 107 00:05:55,425 --> 00:05:56,800 And there's your enlightenment. 108 00:05:56,883 --> 00:05:59,092 In the meantime, 109 00:05:59,175 --> 00:06:01,966 I shall be saving the South Side 110 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:06,300 from the endless caravan of immigrants. 111 00:06:06,384 --> 00:06:08,716 All right. You guys should get going, huh? 112 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,300 Come on. You don't want to be late 113 00:06:10,384 --> 00:06:11,925 for your first day. of public school. 114 00:06:12,008 --> 00:06:13,509 That's the one thing they care about. 115 00:06:13,592 --> 00:06:14,883 Oh, wait. 116 00:06:17,050 --> 00:06:18,675 Oh. 117 00:06:18,758 --> 00:06:19,883 There. 118 00:06:19,966 --> 00:06:21,883 Later. 119 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:25,342 Hey, buddy, Liam, might want to lose the tie. 120 00:06:25,425 --> 00:06:27,509 No? Okay. 121 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:33,841 We're making sandwiches now, Pops? 122 00:06:33,925 --> 00:06:35,966 You think that's weird? 123 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,550 Here you go, Miss Riley. 124 00:07:10,634 --> 00:07:14,467 I can assure you, there was no suffering. 125 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:17,217 Bless you, sweet boy. 126 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:18,716 Sparky's in a better place. 127 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:19,758 Mm. 128 00:07:39,217 --> 00:07:40,509 We done? 129 00:07:40,592 --> 00:07:44,050 Ta-da! What do you think? 130 00:07:44,133 --> 00:07:46,175 It's an empty lot. 131 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:49,258 Yeah, 1/10th of which belongs to me. 132 00:07:49,342 --> 00:07:51,050 But it's not about what it looks like now. 133 00:07:51,133 --> 00:07:52,925 It's about what it's gonna be. 134 00:07:53,008 --> 00:07:54,592 You're looking at the future site 135 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,675 of Sunset Brook Senior Care, phase two. 136 00:07:56,758 --> 00:07:58,925 It's nice, huh? 137 00:07:59,008 --> 00:08:00,758 Hm. 138 00:08:00,841 --> 00:08:02,425 "Hm"? What is "hm"? 139 00:08:02,509 --> 00:08:04,509 Well, just seems like they could've put 140 00:08:04,592 --> 00:08:06,092 a bit more money into the architecture, 141 00:08:06,175 --> 00:08:07,800 you know? 142 00:08:07,883 --> 00:08:09,634 Well, they're going for a 143 00:08:09,716 --> 00:08:11,050 really simple, practical, 144 00:08:11,133 --> 00:08:13,300 kind of European vibe. I love it. 145 00:08:13,384 --> 00:08:15,133 Yeah, well, it's definitely practical. 146 00:08:15,217 --> 00:08:16,841 Is this the thing Whitford sucked you into? 147 00:08:18,592 --> 00:08:20,217 Whitford didn't suck me into anything. 148 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,008 I invested in a limited partnership. 149 00:08:22,092 --> 00:08:23,716 So Max Whitford 150 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,092 makes all the decisions? 151 00:08:25,175 --> 00:08:26,467 The general partner does, yes. 152 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:29,300 It's an LLC, which means my liability is limited, 153 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,425 so I can't get sued by some junkie roofer. 154 00:08:31,509 --> 00:08:33,175 Ah, so you can only lose all your investment, 155 00:08:33,258 --> 00:08:36,133 - which was how much again? - 100,000. 156 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:39,716 - 100,000? - Mm-hm. 157 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,300 - Dollars? - With a 30% return 158 00:08:41,384 --> 00:08:42,758 expected in less than a year. 159 00:08:42,841 --> 00:08:44,758 Come on. Still got 12 blocks to go. 160 00:08:46,217 --> 00:08:48,634 Christ. Seriously? 161 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:53,342 Don't worry, Sparky. 162 00:08:53,425 --> 00:08:55,300 I'm gonna be with you here till the end. 163 00:08:59,217 --> 00:09:01,384 "Pablo would like to play and run. 164 00:09:01,467 --> 00:09:04,300 He'd spend his day in the bright, warm sun." 165 00:09:15,217 --> 00:09:17,092 Hey. Morning. 166 00:09:17,175 --> 00:09:18,966 Sorry. The meeting's done already? 167 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:21,300 Uh, they're just getting 168 00:09:21,384 --> 00:09:23,092 - started... there you go. - Hey, man. 169 00:09:23,175 --> 00:09:25,384 Thanks for letting me call you at 2:00 a.m. 170 00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:27,300 Yeah, that's what sponsors are for, you know? 171 00:09:27,384 --> 00:09:30,966 Could I get you to sign my court sheet? 172 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:33,509 Yeah, look, you gotta be on time, though, all right? 173 00:09:33,592 --> 00:09:35,675 I don't sign for short-timers. 174 00:09:35,758 --> 00:09:36,675 Sorry. 175 00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:37,966 It's all right. 176 00:09:44,425 --> 00:09:46,509 Hello? 177 00:09:48,008 --> 00:09:49,925 Shit. Is she okay? 178 00:09:50,008 --> 00:09:52,675 Yeah. All right, okay. 179 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,425 Yeah, I'll be right there. Yo, I gotta go, all right? 180 00:09:54,509 --> 00:09:56,175 My kid's in the emergency room. 181 00:09:56,258 --> 00:09:58,008 You have a kid? 182 00:09:59,509 --> 00:10:00,675 We need more dicks. 183 00:10:00,758 --> 00:10:02,841 I know! 184 00:10:02,925 --> 00:10:04,509 So I know these women in my trade school welding class. 185 00:10:04,592 --> 00:10:06,841 - I think they can help. - Mm, cool. 186 00:10:06,925 --> 00:10:08,634 You know if you mouth the words "olive juice," 187 00:10:08,716 --> 00:10:09,966 it looks like you're saying "I love you"? 188 00:10:10,050 --> 00:10:12,175 - What? - Watch. 189 00:10:16,092 --> 00:10:18,342 Oh, my God. It totally does. 190 00:10:18,425 --> 00:10:19,966 Right? 191 00:10:20,050 --> 00:10:21,342 Yeah, I don't have many straight friends. 192 00:10:21,425 --> 00:10:23,342 I kind of like this. 193 00:10:23,425 --> 00:10:26,175 Me too. I like having a gay friend. 194 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:29,217 How old were you when you realized you were gay? 195 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,008 Uh, the second they slapped my ass 196 00:10:31,092 --> 00:10:32,342 and cut the umbilical cord. 197 00:10:32,425 --> 00:10:33,883 Okay. 198 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,758 Oh, shit. Look. 199 00:10:36,841 --> 00:10:38,217 Luh-luh-look. 200 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,050 I love it. 201 00:10:44,258 --> 00:10:45,509 Hey. 202 00:10:56,008 --> 00:10:57,425 What the hell? 203 00:10:57,509 --> 00:11:00,300 They made a list of the rapiest bars 204 00:11:00,384 --> 00:11:02,716 in the South Side, and The Alibi's number one? 205 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,300 I haven't raped anybody in here. 206 00:11:04,384 --> 00:11:06,384 No one's ever raped anyone in here! 207 00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:08,592 At least not in the inside. Out in the alleyway, maybe. 208 00:11:08,675 --> 00:11:10,175 But I knew people thought The Alibi was shitty, 209 00:11:10,258 --> 00:11:11,675 but now they think we're rapey? 210 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,425 - Who says we're rapey? - Some stupid article. 211 00:11:14,509 --> 00:11:16,925 Give it to me. Who wrote it? 212 00:11:17,008 --> 00:11:18,800 Bethany Pickford-Watson. 213 00:11:18,883 --> 00:11:21,384 Of course she has two last names. 214 00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:23,342 Does she look familiar to you? 215 00:11:23,425 --> 00:11:24,841 - Oh, probably some lesbo. - No. No. 216 00:11:24,925 --> 00:11:26,550 - I'd hit that for sure. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 217 00:11:26,634 --> 00:11:28,883 "They even pay black prostitutes 218 00:11:28,966 --> 00:11:30,634 with fake boobs to walk around in short skirts." 219 00:11:30,716 --> 00:11:31,841 I'ma kill that bitch. 220 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,050 This is so unfair. 221 00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:34,550 I mean, look around. 222 00:11:34,634 --> 00:11:37,050 W-w-what's so rapey about this place, anyway? 223 00:11:55,258 --> 00:11:56,425 I don't know, V. Maybe this place 224 00:11:56,509 --> 00:11:58,300 - is a little rapey. - You think? 225 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,092 Craig has his dick out right now. 226 00:12:00,175 --> 00:12:01,883 Craig! Damn it, man! 227 00:12:01,966 --> 00:12:03,258 Ball bag was hot. 228 00:12:05,175 --> 00:12:07,883 Just a little pop quiz 229 00:12:07,966 --> 00:12:10,175 to see how your weekend was. 230 00:12:10,258 --> 00:12:13,300 Just kidding. It's actually ten questions 231 00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:16,550 to see if you remember how to diagram a sentence. 232 00:12:19,509 --> 00:12:21,300 Liam. 233 00:12:21,384 --> 00:12:22,841 Since this is your first day, 234 00:12:22,925 --> 00:12:24,841 I don't expect you to know any of this. 235 00:12:24,925 --> 00:12:26,467 Just do the best you can. 236 00:12:26,550 --> 00:12:29,092 Begin. 237 00:12:31,258 --> 00:12:33,050 Psst. 238 00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:35,300 Psst, hey. 239 00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:56,883 Greetings, fellow men of leisure! 240 00:12:56,966 --> 00:12:59,217 I brought free shit for ya, 241 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,342 so wear it with pride. 242 00:13:01,425 --> 00:13:04,050 I got hats. Here you go. 243 00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:05,925 Hats for everyone. 244 00:13:06,008 --> 00:13:08,050 V, can I get a little, um... 245 00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:09,800 What else have I got? Oh! 246 00:13:09,883 --> 00:13:11,175 T-shirts. Check these out. 247 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,800 Pass 'em down there. 248 00:13:12,883 --> 00:13:14,841 These are cool. One size fits all. 249 00:13:14,925 --> 00:13:18,258 What else do I have? Bumper stickers. 250 00:13:18,342 --> 00:13:20,300 Here, pass those down, would you? 251 00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:23,592 And, of course, it wouldn't be a political campaign 252 00:13:23,675 --> 00:13:25,425 without buttons. 253 00:13:27,092 --> 00:13:28,883 Thank you, V. 254 00:13:30,716 --> 00:13:33,217 "Mo White: Mo Better." 255 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,925 You know that's racist, right? 256 00:13:35,008 --> 00:13:37,675 And, needless to say, 257 00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:40,175 your political contributions are welcome 258 00:13:40,258 --> 00:13:42,509 and most appreciated. 259 00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:44,925 Are you joking me? 260 00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:47,425 Need I remind you, gentlemen and lady, 261 00:13:47,509 --> 00:13:49,175 what is at stake here? 262 00:13:49,258 --> 00:13:51,925 No one is protecting us. 263 00:13:52,008 --> 00:13:54,217 Mo White is our only hope. 264 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,509 You sure this isn't about the money, Frank? 265 00:13:56,592 --> 00:13:59,217 Of course it's about the money, Tommy! 266 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:03,384 Contributions are the lifeblood of a political campaign. 267 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,384 Do you really think the Ruiz or Wyman campaign 268 00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:08,675 gives a shit about us? 269 00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:10,300 Hell, no! 270 00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:12,008 They're too busy whining 271 00:14:12,092 --> 00:14:16,092 about equality and cultural heritage. 272 00:14:16,175 --> 00:14:18,758 They're not even from the South Side! 273 00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:21,925 And I don't know that they were 274 00:14:22,008 --> 00:14:23,133 born in this country. 275 00:14:23,217 --> 00:14:25,509 Ruiz? 276 00:14:25,592 --> 00:14:28,509 The hell kind of a name is that? 277 00:14:28,592 --> 00:14:30,966 I'd like to see that birth certificate. 278 00:14:36,925 --> 00:14:40,675 Mo White will fight for the things we care about. 279 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,883 Thank you, man. Thank you. Gentlemen? 280 00:14:47,966 --> 00:14:49,634 Come on, guys. Let's do this. 281 00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:51,467 I know. It's a bitter pill. 282 00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:54,425 We gotta do it for our own good. 283 00:14:54,509 --> 00:14:56,675 Here you go. There you go. 284 00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:59,008 Don't look at me like that. Come on. Come on. 285 00:14:59,092 --> 00:15:01,175 - Guys, come on. - Come on. South Side! 286 00:15:01,258 --> 00:15:02,342 It's important. 287 00:15:02,425 --> 00:15:04,675 Fine. 288 00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:07,300 I'm not even gonna ask. 289 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:10,258 If you will excuse me... 290 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:13,841 I got some winnin' to do. 291 00:15:15,716 --> 00:15:17,883 Make sure you vote! 292 00:15:20,092 --> 00:15:21,550 I still can't believe you invested 293 00:15:21,634 --> 00:15:23,550 $100,000 in a vacant lot. 294 00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:25,509 Yep. Signing the papers tonight, 295 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,509 and then we're gonna flip it quick. 296 00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:30,966 Ah, I'm meeting him at 7:00. 297 00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:33,342 Does Whitford even know about me? 298 00:15:33,425 --> 00:15:35,050 Huh? 299 00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,550 Does he know about me, that we're together? 300 00:15:37,634 --> 00:15:39,716 Yeah, we talked about you. 301 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,634 Hm. 302 00:15:41,716 --> 00:15:43,883 Who are you selling it to? 303 00:15:43,966 --> 00:15:45,758 Sunset Brook. 304 00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,509 They're in negotiations to buy the land. 305 00:15:47,592 --> 00:15:48,467 Hi! 306 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,342 So the deal isn't done yet? 307 00:15:50,425 --> 00:15:51,758 Why are you shitting on my parade? 308 00:15:51,841 --> 00:15:53,758 Just because you don't think it's a good idea 309 00:15:53,841 --> 00:15:55,467 doesn't mean you gotta be a dick about it. 310 00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,467 I'm not trying to be a dick. 311 00:15:57,550 --> 00:16:01,300 I'm just saying that it might be... 312 00:16:01,384 --> 00:16:03,008 I thought we were gonna eat together. 313 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,883 We can't sit at the table like normal human beings? 314 00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:06,883 Yeah, but then the fries get cold. 315 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,384 - Who likes cold French fries? - Well you didn't even 316 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,258 order fries. Those are my fries. 317 00:16:10,342 --> 00:16:11,550 Well, here. You can't eat them all. 318 00:16:11,634 --> 00:16:13,883 Thank you very much. 319 00:16:15,966 --> 00:16:18,092 Listen, for the record, I do fully support you. 320 00:16:18,175 --> 00:16:21,217 Phase two is... is gonna be great. 321 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:22,800 Well, don't just say it 'cause you think 322 00:16:22,883 --> 00:16:24,092 it's what I want to hear. Be honest. 323 00:16:24,175 --> 00:16:25,384 I was being honest, and then you told me 324 00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:26,925 I was shitting all over your parade. 325 00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:28,675 Can I have my cheeseburger, please? 326 00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:29,800 Yeah. 327 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,384 Thank you. 328 00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:33,841 I'll be at the table. 329 00:16:33,925 --> 00:16:34,966 Mm-hm. 330 00:16:58,092 --> 00:17:01,675 Look, I've never been to a Buddhist temple before. 331 00:17:01,758 --> 00:17:04,966 I need Shim to talk to me. 332 00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:07,716 Uh, God. To talk to me. 333 00:17:10,425 --> 00:17:12,634 Any tips? 334 00:17:12,716 --> 00:17:15,634 Repeat. "I'm here to learn." 335 00:17:15,716 --> 00:17:17,133 I'm here to learn. 336 00:17:17,217 --> 00:17:19,008 "I take refuge 337 00:17:19,092 --> 00:17:20,384 in the Buddha." 338 00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:22,425 I take refuge in the Buddha. 339 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,758 "Until I attain enlightenment." 340 00:17:24,841 --> 00:17:27,425 Until I attain enlightenment. 341 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,467 Quick question. 342 00:17:39,966 --> 00:17:41,716 Once I attain enlightenment, 343 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,592 then will Shim talk to me? 344 00:17:43,675 --> 00:17:45,716 'Cause they did for a while. 345 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,716 But then, suddenly, it stopped. 346 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:52,008 So did Shim stop talking to me, 347 00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:54,300 or did I stop hearing Shim? 348 00:18:03,258 --> 00:18:04,841 I got this, Ralph. 349 00:18:04,925 --> 00:18:07,300 - You sure? - Yeah, don't worry about it. 350 00:18:07,384 --> 00:18:08,634 I'll take care of Bootsie. 351 00:18:08,716 --> 00:18:10,384 Okay. Thanks, Carl. 352 00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:13,342 See you tomorrow. 353 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,217 Don't worry, Bootsie. 354 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,050 No serenity for you today. 355 00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:35,634 Get your dumb-ass tote bag out of my space! 356 00:18:35,716 --> 00:18:37,509 It's actually not a tote bag. 357 00:18:37,592 --> 00:18:38,841 It's a satchel. 358 00:18:38,925 --> 00:18:40,384 And who the hell starts a new school 359 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,800 with three weeks left in the school year? 360 00:18:41,883 --> 00:18:44,092 All the private schools were full. 361 00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:48,634 Fucking satchel boy. 362 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,217 I have two daughters. What kind of father am I 363 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,716 if I'm also the owner of the local rapery? 364 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,509 V got to you, didn't she? 365 00:19:01,592 --> 00:19:02,966 The Alibi should be a sanctuary, 366 00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:05,675 a haven where women can come, relax, 367 00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:07,384 and only get laid if they want to. 368 00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:08,592 We could all use a place where we could 369 00:19:08,675 --> 00:19:10,384 get laid if we wanted to. 370 00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:11,467 In this day and age, you can't 371 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,258 say shit to a woman 372 00:19:13,342 --> 00:19:15,925 without her crying harassment. Hell, they'd sue 373 00:19:16,008 --> 00:19:17,716 their own reflections if they could. 374 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,675 I'm just not gonna talk to them anymore. 375 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,092 No one talks to your ass anyway. 376 00:19:21,175 --> 00:19:23,758 Yeah, but if they did, I wouldn't say anything. 377 00:19:23,841 --> 00:19:26,258 Creepily glaring at them is not the answer. 378 00:19:26,342 --> 00:19:28,925 Hell, I probably catcalled nine or ten women yesterday. 379 00:19:29,008 --> 00:19:30,841 - You think women like that? - I'm in construction. 380 00:19:30,925 --> 00:19:32,425 I can't just change. Doesn't matter 381 00:19:32,509 --> 00:19:35,092 if time's up or not. If a chick walks by, 382 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,883 I instinctively grab my balls, 383 00:19:36,966 --> 00:19:38,716 and yell "Suck on this." It's just what happens. 384 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,008 All right, let's start there. 385 00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,925 You can't call 'em chicks anymore. 386 00:19:43,008 --> 00:19:44,467 Tail? 387 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,092 - No. - Wool? 388 00:19:46,175 --> 00:19:47,716 No. 389 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:48,925 Women? 390 00:19:49,008 --> 00:19:50,467 Mm, I don't think so. 391 00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:52,092 Contains the word "men." 392 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,425 I got it. 393 00:19:56,509 --> 00:19:58,008 Vaginal enterprises. 394 00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:01,092 Okay, I'm out. 395 00:20:01,175 --> 00:20:02,758 Maybe we should just stick with "women." 396 00:20:02,841 --> 00:20:05,133 Oh. Some... women... 397 00:20:05,217 --> 00:20:06,800 That's better. 398 00:20:06,883 --> 00:20:09,133 Some women like to be told they're pretty. 399 00:20:09,217 --> 00:20:10,467 - Mm-hmm. - Now, how are we supposed 400 00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:11,883 to know the difference between the ones 401 00:20:11,966 --> 00:20:13,175 that like it and the ones that don't? 402 00:20:13,258 --> 00:20:15,008 Old women like being hit on. 403 00:20:15,092 --> 00:20:16,883 Maybe we should just allow the old women in. 404 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,008 - Kermit! - Why the hell 405 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,675 would we want that? 406 00:20:19,758 --> 00:20:21,467 We need a consistent standard. 407 00:20:21,550 --> 00:20:23,342 All right, here's your standard. 408 00:20:23,425 --> 00:20:24,634 Assume you are disgusting, 409 00:20:24,716 --> 00:20:26,175 that no one wants you to touch them, 410 00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,925 and they couldn't care less if you think 411 00:20:28,008 --> 00:20:30,425 they're pretty or not... there's your damn standard. 412 00:20:30,509 --> 00:20:32,509 I've never been so confused. 413 00:20:32,592 --> 00:20:34,133 The bottom line 414 00:20:34,217 --> 00:20:36,050 is that the bar can't be rapey anymore. 415 00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:38,716 If women stay away, 416 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,634 bad for business. 417 00:20:40,716 --> 00:20:42,966 Plus, rapey is wrong. 418 00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:46,634 A-and more importantly, rapey is wrong. 419 00:20:51,758 --> 00:20:53,758 What's that twirly writing? 420 00:20:53,841 --> 00:20:55,425 Cursive. 421 00:20:55,509 --> 00:20:57,509 - You know cursive. - Yes, ma'am. 422 00:20:57,592 --> 00:20:59,425 Wow. 423 00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:07,675 Sorry, 'scuse me! 424 00:21:07,758 --> 00:21:09,509 Hi. Hey, I'm looking 425 00:21:09,592 --> 00:21:10,966 for a Xan, X-A-N. 426 00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:11,966 Last name? 427 00:21:12,050 --> 00:21:13,592 Um, Galvez. 428 00:21:13,675 --> 00:21:16,467 Xan Galvez. 429 00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:18,092 Is she here? She okay? 430 00:21:18,175 --> 00:21:19,384 And you are... 431 00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:21,175 Lip. I'm her, um... her brother. 432 00:21:27,217 --> 00:21:29,509 Sorry, don't have any record of a Xan. 433 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,800 Oh, she, uh... she has really crazy hair, 434 00:21:31,883 --> 00:21:33,425 she came in with a broken arm. 435 00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:35,050 We had a girl come in earlier with a broken arm. 436 00:21:35,133 --> 00:21:36,509 Yeah? 437 00:21:36,592 --> 00:21:38,133 Let's see... 438 00:21:38,217 --> 00:21:40,467 - Alexandra Galvez? - Yes, that's her. 439 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:41,758 Have a seat. We'll be with you in a minute. 440 00:21:41,841 --> 00:21:43,300 All right. 441 00:21:49,925 --> 00:21:51,634 Hi, I'm Frank Gallagher, 442 00:21:51,716 --> 00:21:53,634 and, uh, that's Mo White. 443 00:21:53,716 --> 00:21:55,592 - He's running for Congress. - Hello. 444 00:21:55,675 --> 00:21:58,592 And what is your name, if you don't mind my asking? 445 00:21:58,675 --> 00:22:00,758 Evelyn. Evelyn Thomas. 446 00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,258 Well, Evelyn, 447 00:22:02,342 --> 00:22:03,550 the reason we're here 448 00:22:03,634 --> 00:22:05,133 is that Mo is a 449 00:22:05,217 --> 00:22:06,841 proud South Sider, just like yourself. 450 00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:09,384 He grew up two blocks from here, over on Halsted, 451 00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:11,425 in what is now a crack den. 452 00:22:11,509 --> 00:22:12,966 Huh? 453 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,342 And the point being, Evelyn, 454 00:22:16,425 --> 00:22:18,342 it's time for us to take pride 455 00:22:18,425 --> 00:22:20,008 in the South Side, 456 00:22:20,092 --> 00:22:22,342 and that starts with good people like you. 457 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,758 Sir, I don't give a rat's ass about the South Side. 458 00:22:24,841 --> 00:22:26,217 I don't even have a damn job. 459 00:22:27,841 --> 00:22:29,592 I don't either, 460 00:22:29,675 --> 00:22:33,008 which is why we need Mo White in office! 461 00:22:33,092 --> 00:22:35,258 - Right, Mo? - That's right. 462 00:22:37,634 --> 00:22:39,300 Mo wants to bring the jobs 463 00:22:39,384 --> 00:22:41,966 back to the working people in the South Side, 464 00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:45,050 the people whose parents and grandparents built this city! 465 00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:48,175 Pride is what made the South Side safe 466 00:22:48,258 --> 00:22:50,050 and strong, and that all starts 467 00:22:50,133 --> 00:22:51,467 with one thing, which is what? 468 00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:52,634 A job. 469 00:22:52,716 --> 00:22:54,342 A job. Bingo. 470 00:22:54,425 --> 00:22:56,258 Would you mind if we put a sign on your yard 471 00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:57,925 to show your support for Mo? 472 00:22:58,008 --> 00:23:00,133 Yeah, I guess that'd be okay. Sure. 473 00:23:00,217 --> 00:23:01,592 That's the South Side pride I'm talking about. 474 00:23:01,675 --> 00:23:03,716 All right. South Side pride. 475 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,883 - You bet. - I like that. 476 00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,258 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 477 00:23:06,342 --> 00:23:09,092 Oh, sorry. $10, please. 478 00:23:09,175 --> 00:23:10,966 What? 479 00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:13,592 Uh, any contribution is gratefully welcome. 480 00:23:13,675 --> 00:23:15,675 Uh, we suggest 10. 481 00:23:15,758 --> 00:23:18,425 Uh, some people are doing $20. 482 00:23:20,841 --> 00:23:22,758 Thank you, Evelyn. 483 00:23:29,217 --> 00:23:30,509 No, I got it. I got it. 484 00:23:53,258 --> 00:23:54,966 Are you awake? 485 00:24:00,509 --> 00:24:03,634 Sorry. 486 00:24:03,716 --> 00:24:05,300 Hey, um, 487 00:24:05,384 --> 00:24:08,800 have you achieved enlightenment here before? 488 00:24:08,883 --> 00:24:10,008 I'm just... I'm not 489 00:24:10,092 --> 00:24:11,300 really getting anything. 490 00:24:13,509 --> 00:24:15,092 Okay, uh, rough estimate, 491 00:24:15,175 --> 00:24:16,841 how long does it normally take? 492 00:24:16,925 --> 00:24:19,217 For Buddha, it took one night. 493 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:20,592 Well, that's not that bad. 494 00:24:20,675 --> 00:24:23,300 After ages and lives of meditation. 495 00:24:23,384 --> 00:24:25,384 Right, okay. 496 00:24:25,467 --> 00:24:27,384 I don't have that kind of time. 497 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,300 I'm sorry. 498 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,008 Uh, namaste. 499 00:25:18,758 --> 00:25:20,550 Hey. 500 00:25:20,634 --> 00:25:22,384 Hey. 501 00:25:35,258 --> 00:25:37,634 Hey, you okay? What the hell happened to you? 502 00:25:37,716 --> 00:25:39,092 Fell off the jungle gym. 503 00:25:39,175 --> 00:25:40,258 Made it to the top, though. 504 00:25:40,342 --> 00:25:41,758 Good job. 505 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:43,133 Does that hurt? 506 00:25:43,217 --> 00:25:44,716 - A little. - Hi. 507 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,925 - Are you the father? - Ah, no. 508 00:25:46,008 --> 00:25:48,716 Uh, no, no, I'm the, uh, brother. 509 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,841 My dad's a drunk, and my mom disappeared. 510 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,758 Are you the guardian? 511 00:25:53,841 --> 00:25:55,800 No, not exactly. 512 00:25:55,883 --> 00:25:59,175 Okay, well, we'll get her over to X-ray and set the arm. 513 00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:00,716 - Okay. - And we can only release her 514 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,758 to a parent or legal guardian. Okay, sweetie. 515 00:26:02,841 --> 00:26:04,467 Okay. 516 00:26:06,550 --> 00:26:08,300 Right back this way. 517 00:26:13,050 --> 00:26:14,675 Hey, V. Shot of Jaeger? 518 00:26:14,758 --> 00:26:16,133 Hey, Carl. No way. 519 00:26:16,217 --> 00:26:17,133 What, I can die for our country 520 00:26:17,217 --> 00:26:18,675 but can't get a simple liquor 521 00:26:18,758 --> 00:26:20,384 - till I'm 21? - It's an incentive. 522 00:26:20,467 --> 00:26:22,217 You don't die, you get to drink. 523 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,509 But you're not gonna stay alive in the South Side for long 524 00:26:24,592 --> 00:26:26,008 if you keep carrying that little poodle around. 525 00:26:26,092 --> 00:26:27,925 It's a Yorkie, and he has cancer. 526 00:26:28,008 --> 00:26:30,300 Probably only a few days left to live. 527 00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:34,384 - For the dog, not you. - Thank you. 528 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:36,883 Whatcha doing with a cancer dog, anyway? 529 00:26:36,966 --> 00:26:38,425 Community service. Need it to get into 530 00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:40,841 - West Point. - You're going to West Point? 531 00:26:40,925 --> 00:26:43,217 Want to, but it'll probably never happen. 532 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:44,634 Went to Congressman Ubberman's office, 533 00:26:44,716 --> 00:26:46,050 see if he could recommend me, 534 00:26:46,133 --> 00:26:47,800 but I couldn't even get an appointment. 535 00:26:47,883 --> 00:26:49,758 Ubberman. He's a congressman? 536 00:26:49,841 --> 00:26:50,841 You know him? 537 00:26:50,925 --> 00:26:51,966 White guy? Red face? 538 00:26:52,050 --> 00:26:53,133 - Sweaty? - Yeah. 539 00:26:53,217 --> 00:26:55,050 I'll be damned! 540 00:26:55,133 --> 00:26:58,634 Hey, babe, did you know that Wubby's a congressman? 541 00:26:58,716 --> 00:27:00,133 Seriously? 542 00:27:00,217 --> 00:27:01,966 When I was a dominatrix, 543 00:27:02,050 --> 00:27:03,384 he was one of my regulars. 544 00:27:03,467 --> 00:27:05,384 Dude used to like me to whip him 545 00:27:05,467 --> 00:27:08,342 - and call him Wubby. - And now he's a congressman. 546 00:27:08,425 --> 00:27:09,800 Do you still whip him? 547 00:27:09,883 --> 00:27:11,758 Ah, I retired years ago. 548 00:27:11,841 --> 00:27:14,008 Leather underwear is not too good for my lady parts. 549 00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:16,758 Would you ever think about coming out of retirement? 550 00:27:16,841 --> 00:27:18,300 - Never. - Even if it meant giving 551 00:27:18,384 --> 00:27:19,258 an underprivileged South Side kid 552 00:27:19,342 --> 00:27:21,467 a chance at achieving his dream? 553 00:27:21,550 --> 00:27:23,925 S&M is not like riding a bike, Carl. 554 00:27:24,008 --> 00:27:25,925 You can't just strap on a pair of stilettos, 555 00:27:26,008 --> 00:27:27,050 pop a ball gag in someone's mouth, 556 00:27:27,133 --> 00:27:28,467 and start to whipping them. 557 00:27:28,550 --> 00:27:30,384 That is not how you ride a bike. 558 00:27:30,467 --> 00:27:32,634 I mean, that's okay. Who's gonna let 559 00:27:32,716 --> 00:27:35,384 a poor South Side kid become an officer, anyway? 560 00:27:35,467 --> 00:27:38,050 I'll just enlist, embrace the suck, 561 00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:41,175 retire an old, disabled, sad alcoholic. 562 00:27:41,258 --> 00:27:43,133 Maybe they'll let me teach high school ROTC 563 00:27:43,217 --> 00:27:45,425 from my wheelchair if I'm lucky. 564 00:27:45,509 --> 00:27:48,300 Come on, Bootsie. I know you gotta eat. 565 00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:15,258 Hello. I'm afraid you just missed 566 00:28:15,342 --> 00:28:16,716 the Chabot morning service. 567 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,342 Oh, actually, I was just, uh, 568 00:28:18,425 --> 00:28:19,883 looking for some answers. 569 00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,342 I'm the rabbi. What's the question? 570 00:28:22,425 --> 00:28:24,467 If a religion or a movement 571 00:28:24,550 --> 00:28:26,883 makes the world a better place, does it matter 572 00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:28,050 if it goes in a different direction 573 00:28:28,133 --> 00:28:29,841 than originally intended? 574 00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,675 Well, you pretty much just summed up every religion. 575 00:28:31,758 --> 00:28:34,675 A better question might be "What is God's will?" 576 00:28:34,758 --> 00:28:36,966 That's exactly what I want to know. 577 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:38,966 - Does God speak to you? - I pray to God, yeah, 578 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,425 but in the Jewish faith, 579 00:28:40,509 --> 00:28:41,841 we believe that the five books of the Torah 580 00:28:41,925 --> 00:28:43,050 are the word of God. 581 00:28:43,133 --> 00:28:44,342 Kind of like the Bible. 582 00:28:44,425 --> 00:28:46,175 Mm, just the first part. 583 00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:49,758 Yeah, I read it. So... God did speak to someone? 584 00:28:49,841 --> 00:28:51,008 To Moses, and Moses... 585 00:28:51,092 --> 00:28:52,550 wrote it down. 586 00:28:52,634 --> 00:28:55,175 But he spoke to him, with words? 587 00:28:55,258 --> 00:28:57,883 Mm-hm, but only to Moses. 588 00:28:57,966 --> 00:29:00,550 No one else, ever? 589 00:29:00,634 --> 00:29:03,758 Not with words. He did set a bush on fire once. 590 00:29:03,841 --> 00:29:06,716 What is it with religions and setting things on fire? 591 00:29:22,716 --> 00:29:24,008 Hey. 592 00:29:24,092 --> 00:29:25,300 'Sup, nerd? 593 00:29:25,384 --> 00:29:27,050 Got a deal for you. 594 00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:29,008 - Vikes? - What? 595 00:29:29,092 --> 00:29:30,925 No. See that girl over there? 596 00:29:33,550 --> 00:29:35,758 Cracker Girl? What about her? 597 00:29:35,841 --> 00:29:37,841 She wants to kill me, 598 00:29:37,925 --> 00:29:39,509 so what I was thinking 599 00:29:39,592 --> 00:29:41,175 what if I help you get better grades? 600 00:29:41,258 --> 00:29:43,467 Like, with homework and stuff? 601 00:29:43,550 --> 00:29:45,175 For free? 602 00:29:45,258 --> 00:29:47,966 No, for protection from Cracker Girl. 603 00:29:49,716 --> 00:29:52,925 I am failing the shit out of this class. 604 00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:55,092 Okay, deal. 605 00:29:55,175 --> 00:29:56,384 Name's Todd. 606 00:29:56,467 --> 00:29:58,008 Liam. 607 00:30:04,258 --> 00:30:05,258 Yes? 608 00:30:05,342 --> 00:30:07,175 Oh, wrong house. Sorry. 609 00:30:07,258 --> 00:30:09,592 Whoa, hold on a second. Hold on a second. 610 00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:11,217 Uh, 611 00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:12,758 you a Wyman supporter? 612 00:30:12,841 --> 00:30:14,425 I am. 613 00:30:14,509 --> 00:30:16,966 Mo White. And you are? 614 00:30:17,050 --> 00:30:18,634 Dee Sanders. 615 00:30:18,716 --> 00:30:20,592 Well, Dee, it is a pleasure to meet you. 616 00:30:20,675 --> 00:30:23,758 Look, I know Wyman is an African-American, 617 00:30:23,841 --> 00:30:25,425 but is that why you're voting for her? 618 00:30:25,509 --> 00:30:27,342 Absolutely. I always do. 619 00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:30,509 And that is terrific, unless... 620 00:30:30,592 --> 00:30:32,800 you want your street repaved. 621 00:30:32,883 --> 00:30:34,925 Look at these potholes, Dee. 622 00:30:35,008 --> 00:30:36,925 Wyman's been in Congress for ten years. 623 00:30:37,008 --> 00:30:38,592 You still have potholes. 624 00:30:38,675 --> 00:30:42,008 We need to repair our infrastructure. 625 00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:45,425 The South Side was the crown jewel of Chicago: 626 00:30:45,509 --> 00:30:47,384 Clean, safe parks where families 627 00:30:47,467 --> 00:30:50,425 and friends could picnic and unwind. 628 00:30:50,509 --> 00:30:53,300 We were a community. We looked out for each other. 629 00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:55,716 We... we were a family. 630 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,550 Now, 631 00:30:57,634 --> 00:30:59,592 it's a liquor store on every corner, 632 00:30:59,675 --> 00:31:01,384 graffiti on every sign. 633 00:31:01,467 --> 00:31:03,675 Yeah, it's just sad. 634 00:31:03,758 --> 00:31:06,300 My question to you is, 635 00:31:06,384 --> 00:31:07,716 will a Martin Luther King 636 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,634 African Arts Center fix that? 637 00:31:10,716 --> 00:31:12,883 We could use that money to repave your street, 638 00:31:12,966 --> 00:31:16,133 clean our parks, make the South Side proud again, 639 00:31:16,217 --> 00:31:18,175 and that's why I'm running for Congress, Dee. 640 00:31:18,258 --> 00:31:20,675 South Side pride. 641 00:31:20,758 --> 00:31:23,800 And I'd really appreciate your vote, Dee. 642 00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:27,008 South Side pride. 643 00:31:27,092 --> 00:31:29,217 Help me make it happen. 644 00:31:38,258 --> 00:31:40,050 I'm Mo White. 645 00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:41,509 - I'm running for Congress. - Mo White! 646 00:31:41,592 --> 00:31:44,008 - Mo White. - Mo White. Mo White. 647 00:31:44,092 --> 00:31:46,592 We'd like to put a sign in your yard. 648 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,592 - I'm running for Congress. - Mo White. 649 00:31:53,675 --> 00:31:55,675 Mo White. You're not gonna find him on the ballot. 650 00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,050 Look what we've got for you. 651 00:32:00,883 --> 00:32:02,675 Ah. 652 00:32:02,758 --> 00:32:03,966 Want a hat, too? 653 00:32:14,758 --> 00:32:17,384 - That looks good. - Yeah. 654 00:32:23,217 --> 00:32:25,467 Ugh, too sexy. 655 00:32:25,550 --> 00:32:27,092 That's nice. 656 00:32:27,175 --> 00:32:29,258 Ah, think it's too casual. 657 00:32:31,634 --> 00:32:33,133 God, that's boring. Is that even mine? 658 00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:34,925 Ugh! 659 00:32:37,008 --> 00:32:39,592 No. No. 660 00:32:39,675 --> 00:32:42,550 Fuck. What the hell do you wear 661 00:32:42,634 --> 00:32:45,467 to a 7:00 business meeting at a hotel bar? 662 00:32:45,550 --> 00:32:47,384 - It's in a bar? - Uh-huh. 663 00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:49,175 Where? 664 00:32:52,050 --> 00:32:53,966 Just gonna be you and Max, 665 00:32:54,050 --> 00:32:55,925 or will there be other people there? 666 00:32:56,008 --> 00:32:57,425 Yeah, it's me and Max 667 00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,217 at a bar, signing papers. 668 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:00,758 Super exciting. 669 00:33:00,841 --> 00:33:02,342 Can I tag along? 670 00:33:02,425 --> 00:33:03,675 No. 671 00:33:06,092 --> 00:33:08,384 It'll make me look weak if you're there. 672 00:33:08,467 --> 00:33:10,841 Like, "Hi, I'm just a stupid woman. 673 00:33:10,925 --> 00:33:15,175 I can't sign a document myself, so I brought along some dude." 674 00:33:16,966 --> 00:33:18,592 - Some dude? - You know what I mean. 675 00:33:18,675 --> 00:33:19,925 No, I don't know what you mean. 676 00:33:20,008 --> 00:33:22,425 I don't know what the fuck we are. 677 00:33:22,509 --> 00:33:25,217 So now you want a relationship? What the fuck? 678 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:27,758 I was asking you how you feel about us... normal question. 679 00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:30,425 Why are we having this conversation now? 680 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:32,258 Do you not trust me? 681 00:33:32,342 --> 00:33:34,716 I trust you. I just... 682 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,800 I don't trust Whitford. 683 00:33:36,883 --> 00:33:38,550 So you're jealous? 684 00:33:38,634 --> 00:33:41,217 Yeah, I'm fucking jealous. Yeah. 685 00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:44,258 You happy? 686 00:33:44,342 --> 00:33:47,133 I'm doing a business deal with Max. 687 00:33:47,217 --> 00:33:49,425 We're going to communicate. We're going to text. 688 00:33:49,509 --> 00:33:51,925 We're gonna have meetings. 689 00:33:52,008 --> 00:33:55,384 If that makes you jealous, I'm sorry. 690 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:59,300 But it doesn't mean that I'm gonna sleep with him. 691 00:33:59,384 --> 00:34:02,300 What it does mean 692 00:34:02,384 --> 00:34:04,800 is that I need new fucking clothes. 693 00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:20,425 Ugh. 694 00:34:20,509 --> 00:34:22,634 No way I'ma be able to get 695 00:34:22,716 --> 00:34:23,841 my post-baby feet in these. 696 00:34:25,883 --> 00:34:28,467 Whew! I should put those in the dry cleaner. 697 00:34:32,758 --> 00:34:34,217 Hello, old friend. 698 00:34:43,841 --> 00:34:45,634 Sorry, dude. I got here 699 00:34:45,716 --> 00:34:48,092 as quick as I could. Is she all right? 700 00:34:48,175 --> 00:34:49,883 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got a broken arm, 701 00:34:49,966 --> 00:34:51,384 but she's fine. Look, I need you to be her dad. 702 00:34:51,467 --> 00:34:53,258 What? 703 00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:55,758 They'll only release her to a parent or a guardian, 704 00:34:55,841 --> 00:34:57,425 so I need you to pretend to be her dad. 705 00:34:57,509 --> 00:35:01,133 - Also, you're a drunk. - I'm not doing that. 706 00:35:01,217 --> 00:35:02,758 Brad, come on, help me out here. 707 00:35:02,841 --> 00:35:04,467 So you want me to impersonate her father? 708 00:35:04,550 --> 00:35:05,925 Yeah, and sign some paperwork, 709 00:35:06,008 --> 00:35:07,092 but I already filled out most of it. 710 00:35:07,175 --> 00:35:08,634 Well, why can't you do it? 711 00:35:08,716 --> 00:35:10,175 I'm not old enough to be her dad, 712 00:35:10,258 --> 00:35:11,883 and plus, I already told them I was her brother. 713 00:35:11,966 --> 00:35:13,675 So I'm your father, too? 714 00:35:13,758 --> 00:35:15,675 Yeah. Father, stepfather, whatever. 715 00:35:15,758 --> 00:35:17,258 I'm not old enough to be your father! 716 00:35:17,342 --> 00:35:18,675 Yeah, but you look old. 717 00:35:18,758 --> 00:35:20,800 Dude, I'm married now. 718 00:35:20,883 --> 00:35:22,592 Okay, I just got my shit together. 719 00:35:22,675 --> 00:35:24,258 No way am I getting sucked 720 00:35:24,342 --> 00:35:26,550 into your weirdo Gallagher vortex. 721 00:35:26,634 --> 00:35:27,675 What the fuck? Brad, please. 722 00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:29,050 Look, if I don't get her out of here, 723 00:35:29,133 --> 00:35:30,716 they're gonna call DCFS. 724 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,258 You can't just walk into an emergency room 725 00:35:32,342 --> 00:35:33,425 and pretend to be 726 00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:35,758 - some kid's da... - Shh! 727 00:35:35,841 --> 00:35:38,175 This is the universe telling you 728 00:35:38,258 --> 00:35:41,384 to do the right thing. What if Xan was seriously hurt? 729 00:35:41,467 --> 00:35:43,758 You ever think about that? You're not her parent. 730 00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:45,675 You wouldn't be able to help her. 731 00:35:45,758 --> 00:35:47,258 - Look, Brad... - Sorry, dude. 732 00:35:47,342 --> 00:35:48,716 Brad. 733 00:35:51,925 --> 00:35:54,092 Was that the father? 734 00:35:54,175 --> 00:35:55,217 Yeah. 735 00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:57,050 There he goes. 736 00:35:57,133 --> 00:35:59,300 Mr. Reliable. 737 00:36:03,509 --> 00:36:05,342 God, this feels good! 738 00:36:05,425 --> 00:36:07,800 We're doing important work here, Frank! 739 00:36:07,883 --> 00:36:10,258 South Side loves you. We're doing great. 740 00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:12,092 And I love the South Side. 741 00:36:12,175 --> 00:36:14,592 You know, the least I could do is help these people 742 00:36:14,675 --> 00:36:17,300 remember what our neighborhood stands for, huh? 743 00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:19,592 Mo White is back! 744 00:36:19,675 --> 00:36:21,217 Oh! Oh. 745 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:22,384 What happened? 746 00:36:22,467 --> 00:36:23,342 Uh, uh, nothing, nothing. 747 00:36:23,425 --> 00:36:24,716 You sure? 748 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,634 Yeah, yeah. Everything's fine. 749 00:36:26,716 --> 00:36:28,841 Oh! 750 00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:31,175 Oh, geez. L-le-le-let's go this way. 751 00:36:31,258 --> 00:36:33,800 What the hell is happening? Are you all right? 752 00:36:33,883 --> 00:36:35,467 Never better. Never better. 753 00:36:35,550 --> 00:36:37,008 Are you in pain? 754 00:36:37,092 --> 00:36:38,883 Mo, I'm your campaign manager. 755 00:36:38,966 --> 00:36:40,716 If you've got a health condition, 756 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:41,925 you gotta tell me about it. 757 00:36:42,008 --> 00:36:43,384 I don't have a health condition! 758 00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:45,342 I just have to watch where I walk. 759 00:36:45,425 --> 00:36:47,716 That's all. Hey, is... is, uh, 760 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,509 is there a school nearby? 761 00:36:49,592 --> 00:36:52,175 Why? 762 00:36:54,217 --> 00:36:55,634 Ankle bracelet. Whenever I get 763 00:36:55,716 --> 00:36:58,050 within 100 yards of a school, 764 00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:00,092 - I get this little shock. - What? 765 00:37:00,175 --> 00:37:02,217 Why do you wear an ankle bracelet 766 00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:04,217 that shocks you when you get near a school? 767 00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,050 It was years ago. She told me 768 00:37:06,133 --> 00:37:07,758 she was 18, but... 769 00:37:07,841 --> 00:37:10,175 But? But what, Mo? 770 00:37:10,258 --> 00:37:12,175 - She wasn't. - What? 771 00:37:12,258 --> 00:37:13,758 Look, we were in love. 772 00:37:13,841 --> 00:37:15,384 We were together for five years. 773 00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:16,800 She left me! 774 00:37:16,883 --> 00:37:18,217 On her 20th birthday. 775 00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:19,550 Oh, so she was 15. 776 00:37:19,634 --> 00:37:22,342 Frank, will you calm down? 777 00:37:22,425 --> 00:37:24,175 I paid my dues. 778 00:37:24,258 --> 00:37:25,675 Well, then why do you have to wear 779 00:37:25,758 --> 00:37:26,925 a fucking ankle bracelet? 780 00:37:27,008 --> 00:37:28,258 It's only for another six months, 781 00:37:28,342 --> 00:37:29,758 until... 782 00:37:29,841 --> 00:37:32,342 Until I'm off parole. 783 00:37:32,425 --> 00:37:33,758 Huh? Frank, listen. 784 00:37:33,841 --> 00:37:35,966 Don't give up on me. 785 00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:38,467 These people... huh? 786 00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:40,509 They need me. 787 00:38:00,550 --> 00:38:02,425 Hi. My name is Tyrell. 788 00:38:15,758 --> 00:38:17,050 What the hell is this? 789 00:38:17,133 --> 00:38:19,133 This is a consent form. 790 00:38:19,217 --> 00:38:22,342 From now on, any woman you want to harass 791 00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:24,800 has to give her written consent 792 00:38:24,883 --> 00:38:26,716 before you're allowed to bother her. 793 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,841 No woman's gonna sign this unless she's hammered. 794 00:38:28,925 --> 00:38:30,883 She has to be sober. 795 00:38:30,966 --> 00:38:33,175 I'm never, ever getting laid again. 796 00:38:33,258 --> 00:38:35,966 Did you ever think you were? 797 00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:38,675 Also, The Alibi will no longer be serving 798 00:38:38,758 --> 00:38:40,841 any drink called Sex on the Beach. 799 00:38:40,925 --> 00:38:43,467 It will only be known as "The Beach." 800 00:38:43,550 --> 00:38:45,634 What is this, Acapulco? Nobody drinks those. 801 00:38:45,716 --> 00:38:47,008 Women do. 802 00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:48,841 TV-wise, while we'll still be showing 803 00:38:48,925 --> 00:38:51,175 the White Sox games, we're gonna be introducing 804 00:38:51,258 --> 00:38:53,342 some alternative programming for the ladies. 805 00:38:53,425 --> 00:38:55,509 - Like what? - Cooking shows? 806 00:38:55,592 --> 00:38:56,550 Ellen? 807 00:38:56,634 --> 00:38:58,258 This is Us. 808 00:38:58,342 --> 00:39:00,384 Let's not get carried away, Kermit. 809 00:39:00,467 --> 00:39:01,675 What? 810 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,342 Got it on eBay for $21. 811 00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:21,133 Really? 812 00:39:21,217 --> 00:39:22,425 No. That thing's, like, 813 00:39:22,509 --> 00:39:24,217 300 years old. 814 00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:26,800 You thinking about converting? 815 00:39:26,883 --> 00:39:28,467 What? 816 00:39:28,550 --> 00:39:29,550 You're wearing a yarmulke. 817 00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:32,509 Ah, uh, y... no. 818 00:39:32,592 --> 00:39:35,133 Just, uh, looking around. 819 00:39:35,217 --> 00:39:37,716 Well, let me know if you see anything you like. 820 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,133 Wait. 821 00:39:42,217 --> 00:39:44,966 Do you know what God wants us to do next? 822 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,883 - I have a pretty good idea. - You do? 823 00:39:46,966 --> 00:39:48,258 How? Did God talk to you? 824 00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:50,634 No. 825 00:39:50,716 --> 00:39:52,175 Someone's gotta have answers. 826 00:39:52,258 --> 00:39:55,217 It's called the Bible. Read it. 827 00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:57,342 This stuff's been figured out since day one. 828 00:39:57,425 --> 00:39:58,758 Day 39. Whatever. 829 00:39:58,841 --> 00:40:00,841 Whenever Eve ate that apple. 830 00:40:00,925 --> 00:40:02,592 You really believe there was an Eve? 831 00:40:02,675 --> 00:40:04,175 Don't overthink it. 832 00:40:04,258 --> 00:40:06,008 You want to know what God wants you to do? 833 00:40:06,092 --> 00:40:08,092 Start with the Ten Commandments. 834 00:40:08,175 --> 00:40:10,467 They're commandments. 835 00:40:15,342 --> 00:40:16,384 Okay. 836 00:40:18,133 --> 00:40:21,467 Greetings, Mo White supporters. Hey, Kev, 837 00:40:21,550 --> 00:40:24,008 couple of cold ones for your future congressman 838 00:40:24,092 --> 00:40:27,008 and his loyal campaign manager. 839 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:29,883 And two whiskey chasers, please. 840 00:40:29,966 --> 00:40:33,258 Gentlemen, if I could have your attention, please. 841 00:40:33,342 --> 00:40:35,384 The fact that you might want me 842 00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:37,300 - as your congressman again... - Kev! 843 00:40:37,384 --> 00:40:38,966 That means a lot. 844 00:40:39,050 --> 00:40:42,175 I would like to clear my existing tab, 845 00:40:42,258 --> 00:40:45,467 and here's a hundie for the next one. 846 00:40:45,550 --> 00:40:46,634 Thank you, my good man. 847 00:40:46,716 --> 00:40:48,675 Thank you, Frank. 848 00:40:48,758 --> 00:40:51,133 And nobody understands the people of the South Side 849 00:40:51,217 --> 00:40:53,550 - better than Mo White. - That's right. 850 00:40:53,634 --> 00:40:55,217 - You want better jobs! - Yeah. 851 00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:56,925 - You want safer streets. - Yeah. 852 00:40:57,008 --> 00:40:58,592 You want more affordable housing. 853 00:40:58,675 --> 00:41:00,050 - Yeah. - Well, then, 854 00:41:00,133 --> 00:41:03,050 I humbly, humbly, ask for your vote. 855 00:41:03,133 --> 00:41:04,258 Cheers. 856 00:41:04,342 --> 00:41:06,342 Another round! 857 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,258 And, uh, you are? 858 00:41:11,342 --> 00:41:14,258 If I could just have you sign this right here. 859 00:41:14,342 --> 00:41:16,342 Thank you. 860 00:41:16,425 --> 00:41:18,384 Consent form. 861 00:41:18,467 --> 00:41:20,425 Here we go. For the thousandth time, 862 00:41:20,509 --> 00:41:22,050 there was no way I could know 863 00:41:22,133 --> 00:41:23,675 that girl was only 15. 864 00:41:23,758 --> 00:41:25,217 What? 865 00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:26,925 And my relationship with Heather 866 00:41:27,008 --> 00:41:28,467 is long behind me now. 867 00:41:28,550 --> 00:41:30,758 And did you know that in China, 868 00:41:30,841 --> 00:41:33,175 the age of consent is 13? 869 00:41:33,258 --> 00:41:35,300 And that is a country on the rise. 870 00:41:35,384 --> 00:41:36,883 Shit. Okay, thank you, Mo. 871 00:41:36,966 --> 00:41:38,509 Thank you. Thank you so much. 872 00:41:38,592 --> 00:41:41,175 All right. We will see you at the polls. 873 00:41:41,258 --> 00:41:43,133 I remember this dude! They hiked 874 00:41:43,217 --> 00:41:44,925 the Appalachian Trail together. Said he was 875 00:41:45,008 --> 00:41:46,716 helping her get a merit badge. 876 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,258 Mo left Congress to care for his dying wife. 877 00:41:49,342 --> 00:41:51,467 Mo left Congress to bang a 15-year-old. 878 00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:54,550 She said she was 18, and you should've seen her. 879 00:41:54,634 --> 00:41:57,092 Look at this, you tell me this girl looks 15, huh? 880 00:41:57,175 --> 00:41:59,217 Jesus! She looks like she's ten. 881 00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:00,883 12, maybe. 882 00:42:00,966 --> 00:42:02,634 Okay, okay. Did Mo make a mistake? 883 00:42:02,716 --> 00:42:04,050 Yes, he did. 884 00:42:04,133 --> 00:42:06,133 But he regrets it, 885 00:42:06,217 --> 00:42:08,384 and what's more important, he paid for it. 886 00:42:08,467 --> 00:42:10,550 He went to jail. 887 00:42:10,634 --> 00:42:14,300 He's been rehabilitated. The system works. 888 00:42:14,384 --> 00:42:17,050 I think what we all have to keep in mind here 889 00:42:17,133 --> 00:42:20,050 is that Mo's a great congressman, 890 00:42:20,133 --> 00:42:23,133 and before that, he was the best football coach 891 00:42:23,217 --> 00:42:25,342 that Robert E. Lee High ever had, 892 00:42:25,425 --> 00:42:27,716 and do you know what's even more American 893 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,008 than football? 894 00:42:29,092 --> 00:42:31,342 Second chances. 895 00:42:31,425 --> 00:42:33,966 Hell, this whole country was built on second chances. 896 00:42:34,050 --> 00:42:35,966 O.J. got one. 897 00:42:36,050 --> 00:42:38,175 He blew it, but he got one. 898 00:42:38,258 --> 00:42:41,175 Teddy Kennedy, the man you don't want behind the wheel 899 00:42:41,258 --> 00:42:43,008 if you need a ride to the other end of the bridge? 900 00:42:43,092 --> 00:42:44,966 Reelected seven times. 901 00:42:45,050 --> 00:42:47,342 And admit it, we're all pulling for Tiger 902 00:42:47,425 --> 00:42:50,258 every time he walks on the course. 903 00:42:50,342 --> 00:42:53,008 My point is, we all make mistakes. 904 00:42:53,092 --> 00:42:55,800 Don't we all want a second chance? 905 00:42:55,883 --> 00:42:58,050 Man, I know I do. 906 00:42:58,133 --> 00:42:59,716 And for the South Side, 907 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:04,550 Mo White is that second chance. 908 00:43:06,592 --> 00:43:08,342 You got my vote, Mo. 909 00:43:08,425 --> 00:43:09,634 Mo White. 910 00:43:09,716 --> 00:43:11,300 - Mo White! - Mo White! 911 00:43:11,384 --> 00:43:13,425 Mo White! Mo White! 912 00:43:13,509 --> 00:43:15,634 Mo White! Mo White! 913 00:43:15,716 --> 00:43:17,800 Mo White! Mo White! 914 00:43:17,883 --> 00:43:19,300 Mo White! Mo White! 915 00:43:19,384 --> 00:43:20,925 Another round! Let's go! 916 00:43:25,092 --> 00:43:27,425 Oh, yeah! 917 00:43:27,509 --> 00:43:29,425 I'm sorry to bother you, Mr. Congressman, 918 00:43:29,509 --> 00:43:30,841 but there's a, uh... 919 00:43:30,925 --> 00:43:33,175 - Lenora. - Lenora here to see you. 920 00:43:33,258 --> 00:43:35,384 She says she has an appointment, 921 00:43:35,467 --> 00:43:37,675 but I don't have it on the calendar. 922 00:43:42,467 --> 00:43:44,467 Congressman Ubberman will see you now. 923 00:43:44,550 --> 00:43:46,258 Thank you so much. 924 00:44:01,883 --> 00:44:03,217 Hi, I'm Denise. 925 00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:04,425 Are you Alexandra's guardian? 926 00:44:04,509 --> 00:44:06,175 - Um, yeah. - Great. 927 00:44:06,258 --> 00:44:07,217 Can I have your driver's license 928 00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:09,050 and insurance card, please? 929 00:44:09,133 --> 00:44:11,467 Um... 930 00:44:11,550 --> 00:44:13,384 look, Denise, uh, 931 00:44:13,467 --> 00:44:15,675 technically, I'm not her legal guardian. 932 00:44:15,758 --> 00:44:17,384 All right? But I'm... 933 00:44:17,467 --> 00:44:20,467 I'm looking out for her until her mother gets back. 934 00:44:20,550 --> 00:44:23,008 But you don't know when that's gonna be? 935 00:44:23,092 --> 00:44:25,008 No. 936 00:44:25,092 --> 00:44:27,550 You know where she is, though? 937 00:44:27,634 --> 00:44:29,550 No. 938 00:44:29,634 --> 00:44:32,675 Okay, I'm a social worker here at the hospital. 939 00:44:32,758 --> 00:44:34,841 They sent me down here because they have concerns 940 00:44:34,925 --> 00:44:36,217 about Alexandra's household. 941 00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:38,592 What does that mean? 942 00:44:38,716 --> 00:44:40,634 You say you're her brother, and then you're her guardian. 943 00:44:40,716 --> 00:44:42,800 A man shows up and then leaves, and now you say 944 00:44:42,883 --> 00:44:44,467 you're taking care of her until her mother comes back, 945 00:44:44,550 --> 00:44:46,258 but she said her mother's not coming back. 946 00:44:46,342 --> 00:44:47,800 Okay, I understand that that sounds... 947 00:44:47,883 --> 00:44:50,592 We will sort all this out when DCFS gets here. 948 00:44:52,716 --> 00:44:54,008 Right. 949 00:45:15,384 --> 00:45:18,217 You ready? 950 00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:21,258 Wubby missed you so much. 951 00:45:21,342 --> 00:45:23,217 It's been a while. 952 00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:25,550 - What made you... - No talking! 953 00:45:25,634 --> 00:45:26,550 Harder. 954 00:45:26,634 --> 00:45:28,217 What did I just say? 955 00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:30,175 - Harder! - You want harder? 956 00:45:30,258 --> 00:45:32,925 Oh, my God! 957 00:45:35,342 --> 00:45:37,008 There's a kid... 958 00:45:37,092 --> 00:45:39,758 I want you to recommend to West Point. 959 00:45:39,841 --> 00:45:41,675 Oh! 960 00:45:41,758 --> 00:45:43,675 Good kid. Big heart. 961 00:45:43,758 --> 00:45:45,008 Born to serve. 962 00:45:45,092 --> 00:45:46,800 Ow! 963 00:45:48,509 --> 00:45:52,300 I already recommended someone! 964 00:45:52,384 --> 00:45:54,342 - Oh! - Bitch, I'm not asking. 965 00:45:54,425 --> 00:45:57,050 What's his name? 966 00:45:57,133 --> 00:45:59,841 Carl Gallagher. 967 00:45:59,925 --> 00:46:01,175 Ah! 968 00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:05,509 Maybe... maybe I could, uh, 969 00:46:05,592 --> 00:46:07,758 un-recommend the other kid. 970 00:46:07,841 --> 00:46:08,925 Maybe? 971 00:46:09,008 --> 00:46:10,092 Oh! 972 00:46:10,175 --> 00:46:11,092 Yes! 973 00:46:11,175 --> 00:46:13,592 Yes! Yes! 974 00:46:13,675 --> 00:46:16,758 Yes! Yes! 975 00:46:16,841 --> 00:46:17,966 Yes! 976 00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:20,175 Hey, Xan, Xan, Xan. 977 00:47:20,258 --> 00:47:21,925 Come on with me, all right? 978 00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:27,467 Code blue. Code blue. 979 00:47:46,258 --> 00:47:47,883 Hey. 980 00:47:47,966 --> 00:47:50,467 Oh, damn, girl! What you all dressed up for? 981 00:47:50,550 --> 00:47:52,467 I could ask you the same thing. 982 00:47:52,550 --> 00:47:53,966 A story for another time. 983 00:47:54,050 --> 00:47:55,133 I gotta look professional. 984 00:47:55,217 --> 00:47:56,384 I got a meeting. 985 00:47:56,467 --> 00:47:58,258 Oh, well, you look good. 986 00:47:58,342 --> 00:47:59,675 Thank you. It's H&M. 987 00:47:59,758 --> 00:48:01,425 Gonna return the shit tomorrow. 988 00:48:01,509 --> 00:48:03,550 Meeting with a man or a woman? 989 00:48:03,634 --> 00:48:05,384 Does it matter? I'd wear exactly 990 00:48:05,467 --> 00:48:06,883 the same thing, regardless. 991 00:48:06,966 --> 00:48:08,716 So a man. 992 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,716 Look, I need this deal to happen, okay? 993 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,550 If I look good, can't hurt. 994 00:48:12,634 --> 00:48:14,258 It's called dress for success. 995 00:48:14,342 --> 00:48:15,841 Preaching to the choir. 996 00:48:15,925 --> 00:48:17,675 So, are there gonna be drinks at this meeting? 997 00:48:17,758 --> 00:48:20,758 No, no, we're just gonna sign some papers. 998 00:48:20,841 --> 00:48:22,841 Uh, might have a little champagne to celebrate. 999 00:48:22,925 --> 00:48:24,217 Oh, nice. Where? 1000 00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:27,258 At a hotel downtown. 1001 00:48:27,342 --> 00:48:29,634 Ford cool with that? 1002 00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:33,092 Fucking Ford. 1003 00:48:33,175 --> 00:48:34,634 He's acting weird. 1004 00:48:34,716 --> 00:48:36,550 Like, jealous. 1005 00:48:36,634 --> 00:48:38,133 Mm. Wonder why. 1006 00:48:38,217 --> 00:48:39,467 Mm, it's not like that. 1007 00:48:39,550 --> 00:48:41,342 Then what's wrong? 1008 00:48:41,425 --> 00:48:43,384 Why is he bringing this up now? I mean, suddenly, 1009 00:48:43,467 --> 00:48:44,675 he wants to be in a relationship 1010 00:48:44,758 --> 00:48:46,758 'cause I got a meeting with a guy? 1011 00:48:46,841 --> 00:48:49,175 Is the guy hot? 1012 00:48:49,258 --> 00:48:50,342 Yeah, he's hot as fuck. 1013 00:48:50,425 --> 00:48:52,342 Yeah, but the... 1014 00:48:52,425 --> 00:48:53,467 why is it all on me? 1015 00:48:53,550 --> 00:48:55,467 Why can't Ford and I just hang out? 1016 00:48:55,550 --> 00:48:57,758 Why does it have to turn to some official thing? 1017 00:48:57,841 --> 00:48:59,634 Because when it's not an official thing, 1018 00:48:59,716 --> 00:49:01,300 people get hurt. 1019 00:49:01,384 --> 00:49:03,133 - Hey, what's up, Fiona? - Hi, Kev. 1020 00:49:03,217 --> 00:49:04,883 When people leave their options open, 1021 00:49:04,966 --> 00:49:06,716 you can't trust each other. 1022 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,716 When I started dating Kev, I was like, "You're my man, 1023 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,550 "I'm your girl, and if you're not happy with that, 1024 00:49:10,634 --> 00:49:12,092 I'll kill you in your sleep." 1025 00:49:12,175 --> 00:49:13,467 It's true. 1026 00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:15,133 What's that? 1027 00:49:15,217 --> 00:49:18,800 I'm trying to make a logo or a symbol or something 1028 00:49:18,883 --> 00:49:20,716 so I can put it in the window 1029 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,716 so women know that they're safe here. 1030 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,092 - Hey, Kev. - They're not. 1031 00:49:24,175 --> 00:49:26,342 I know. That's why I'm doing a symbol, or a logo. 1032 00:49:26,425 --> 00:49:27,883 I need a quick beer and a bump. 1033 00:49:27,966 --> 00:49:30,925 This might be the hardest I have ever worked. 1034 00:49:31,008 --> 00:49:32,966 Where's your candidate? Kissing babies? 1035 00:49:33,050 --> 00:49:35,092 I hope he's just kissing. 1036 00:49:35,175 --> 00:49:36,758 Disgusting pedophile. 1037 00:49:36,841 --> 00:49:39,175 Which is why there's no way in hell 1038 00:49:39,258 --> 00:49:41,758 he's ever gonna win. I just need him to shut up, 1039 00:49:41,841 --> 00:49:43,425 or else people are gonna stop contributing 1040 00:49:43,509 --> 00:49:44,883 to the campaign. 1041 00:49:44,966 --> 00:49:47,175 You are unbelievable. 1042 00:49:47,258 --> 00:49:49,841 You know me, daughter of my dreams. 1043 00:49:49,925 --> 00:49:52,175 I never stop thinking about tomorrow. 1044 00:49:52,966 --> 00:49:54,634 Kev. 1045 00:49:54,716 --> 00:49:57,175 Can I get a bump of Jamie, please? 1046 00:49:57,258 --> 00:50:00,634 Hey, wasn't that Bill Clinton's campaign song? 1047 00:50:00,716 --> 00:50:04,384 "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow"? 1048 00:50:04,467 --> 00:50:06,258 That's what we need. 1049 00:50:06,342 --> 00:50:08,258 A campaign song. 1050 00:50:08,342 --> 00:50:09,966 Well... 1051 00:50:13,008 --> 00:50:15,467 Ugh! 1052 00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:17,008 Democracy never sleeps. 1053 00:50:17,092 --> 00:50:19,758 Unless it's with a 15-year-old. 1054 00:50:23,592 --> 00:50:25,841 Hi. 1055 00:50:25,925 --> 00:50:28,217 Hey. 1056 00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:29,925 Not even gonna ask. 1057 00:50:31,592 --> 00:50:34,342 Totally forgot I was wearing it. 1058 00:50:36,258 --> 00:50:38,716 How did you know for sure you were gay? 1059 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,841 'Cause I was having sex with a man. 1060 00:50:40,925 --> 00:50:42,258 Why? 1061 00:50:42,342 --> 00:50:43,966 I don't know. 1062 00:50:44,050 --> 00:50:45,800 I think I might be gay. 1063 00:50:45,883 --> 00:50:47,258 You're not gay. 1064 00:50:47,342 --> 00:50:48,841 How do you know? 1065 00:50:48,925 --> 00:50:50,675 Where is this coming from? Is this 'cause 1066 00:50:50,758 --> 00:50:52,966 - you're a welder now? - No. 1067 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,883 I don't know. I... 1068 00:50:54,966 --> 00:50:55,925 I've just been feeling ways 1069 00:50:56,008 --> 00:50:57,758 that I've never felt before. 1070 00:50:57,841 --> 00:50:59,425 Have you had sex with another woman? 1071 00:50:59,509 --> 00:51:01,175 Yeah. I did, once. 1072 00:51:01,258 --> 00:51:02,675 It was a long time ago, but I 1073 00:51:02,758 --> 00:51:03,925 let a woman I was babysitting for 1074 00:51:04,008 --> 00:51:06,008 go down on me. 1075 00:51:06,092 --> 00:51:07,342 Really? 1076 00:51:07,425 --> 00:51:08,841 Yeah. Got a great tip. 1077 00:51:08,925 --> 00:51:12,634 - Did you return the favor? - No. 1078 00:51:12,716 --> 00:51:15,050 Yeah, you're not gay. You're a pillow princess. 1079 00:51:15,133 --> 00:51:17,217 Have you been with a girl since? 1080 00:51:17,300 --> 00:51:18,258 Yep. I just made out with one 1081 00:51:18,342 --> 00:51:19,550 in the bathroom. 1082 00:51:19,634 --> 00:51:20,675 Okay, well, that's a start. 1083 00:51:20,758 --> 00:51:22,258 What kind of porn do you like? 1084 00:51:22,342 --> 00:51:23,716 I don't watch porn. 1085 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:27,592 Bullshit. Everyone watches porn. 1086 00:51:27,675 --> 00:51:29,634 - I'm at least bisexual. - No. 1087 00:51:29,716 --> 00:51:31,300 You're not. 1088 00:51:31,384 --> 00:51:34,092 Why do you keep telling me what I'm not? 1089 00:51:34,175 --> 00:51:38,675 I thought Gay Jesus was all about love and acceptance. 1090 00:51:38,758 --> 00:51:40,758 Sorry. 1091 00:51:40,841 --> 00:51:43,258 Yeah, I don't know what we're about anymore. 1092 00:51:43,342 --> 00:51:45,550 The whole Gay Jesus thing 1093 00:51:45,634 --> 00:51:47,133 has gotten completely out of hand. 1094 00:51:47,217 --> 00:51:50,841 I mean, people are doing crazy shit. 1095 00:51:50,925 --> 00:51:53,758 Apparently, now I'm the gay Che. 1096 00:51:53,841 --> 00:51:55,300 Lately, I'm just feeling like... 1097 00:51:55,384 --> 00:51:56,966 Hey, news flash: 1098 00:51:57,050 --> 00:51:59,175 you're not Jesus, and you're not gay Che. 1099 00:51:59,258 --> 00:52:01,883 You're a bipolar Gallagher who doesn't take his meds. 1100 00:52:01,966 --> 00:52:03,258 So why don't you stop trying to save the world 1101 00:52:03,342 --> 00:52:05,509 and save yourself? 1102 00:52:05,592 --> 00:52:07,217 I don't know what I am anymore. 1103 00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:09,217 At least you know you're gay. 1104 00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:10,841 Yeah. 1105 00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:18,883 Lenora... 1106 00:52:18,966 --> 00:52:21,300 obviously thinks very highly of you. 1107 00:52:21,384 --> 00:52:23,175 Yes, sir. 1108 00:52:23,258 --> 00:52:25,133 So... 1109 00:52:30,258 --> 00:52:32,841 I know of no finer candidate 1110 00:52:32,925 --> 00:52:35,883 for admittance to West Point 1111 00:52:35,966 --> 00:52:39,050 than Carl... Gallagher. 1112 00:52:42,258 --> 00:52:44,384 Damn right, you don't. 1113 00:54:02,425 --> 00:54:04,966 It's a pretty fucking good apology. 76061

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