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- [Indistinct talking, glass clinking]
- Claire: Speech! Speech!
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- Okay, okay, okay. Settle down.
- _
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Um...
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It's hard to believe I'm 50.
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A-A-As of today, I'm middle-aged.
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What's he been the last 10 years?
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Delusional.
He thinks he's a millennial, like us.
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I've thought a lot about what's next.
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- 51.
- Thank you, buddy.
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And it's important
that I continue to grow
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and that I stay mentally challenged.
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Which is why I am starting...
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piano lessons,
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so that by next year's birthday,
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I'll be good enough
to perform in public.
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Oh, great. Another thing to go to.
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Also, I'm gonna learn
how to speak Spanish.
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Excelente!
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Uh, I... I haven't started yet.
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Um, and finally, um...
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and I know it's a little bit
of a midlife-crisis cliché,
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but...
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[Chuckles] I'm gonna learn
how to ride a unicycle!
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[Sighs]
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Phil, you forgot to open
one of your gifts.
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Ooh!
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This one,
Jay picked it up for you himself.
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He did?
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- [Paper ripping]
- Hey, Dad.
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So, what's going on with that hat?
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Gloria thinks I look grumpy
in the photos that we take
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when we go to these things,
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so I'm searching for the right hat
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that makes me look like I'm having fun.
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Or you could just smile more.
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- Eh.
- Wow!
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"The Sommelier's Guide
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- "to the Wines of France."
- Claire: Ooh!
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- I love it so much.
- Nice!
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Oh, my goodness. It's inscribed.
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[Gasps]
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"May you continue to age
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as gracefully as a fine Bordeaux."
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"Happy Birthday, Jay. Love, Cam."
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- Cam. Yeah. Jay, you re-gifted my gift?
- Dad!
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- I didn't know he wrote in it.
- Because you didn't open it.
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So now I feel like a jerk.
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How could you be a jerk?
You're wearing that hat.
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_
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A year from now,
I'm gonna know what that means.
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I got Gloria the greatest
Valentine's Day gift...
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a box set of DVDs of all
the Dean Martin Roasts.
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I was so moved by the romantic gesture
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that for Jay's birthday,
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I invited a bunch of
people over to insult him.
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[Laughter]
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Shorty: So, my ex-wife and I,
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we were on vacation with Jay and Gloria.
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They're walking down the beach,
and my ex-wife says,
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"Whoa, look at all that skin."
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And I said, "Baby, come on."
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"What's wrong with that?
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She's a beautiful woman in a bikini."
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She said, "Oh,
I'm talkin' about Jay's scalp."
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[Laughter]
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Jay is so not Latin
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that every time that he dances,
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people point him to the bathroom.
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[Laughter]
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He has no rhythm. That's what I mean.
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But seriously, I love the whites.
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No, but seriously,
Jay is quite the environmentalist.
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Just this last year,
he recycled a gift of mine...
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a wonderful book about wine.
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[Laughs, whimpers]
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[Clears throat]
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I-I don't want to say my father is old,
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but he remembers panicking at Y-1-K.
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[Laughter]
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My dad is old.
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Together: How old is he?
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He's so old that when
he started using it,
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it was called Preparation G.
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[Laughter]
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Enough!
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This is terrible!
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I don't know why any of you
people think this is funny!
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You may think these are jokes,
but it's way too real.
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We need to respect Grandpa
instead of cutting him down.
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None of us really knows
how much time he has left.
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Do you really want these to
be the last words he hears?
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Well, now I feel like hell.
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And that's how you roast! Bam!
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[Laughter and applause]
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I don't understand why
adults make such a big deal
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about their birthdays.
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So this year, I asked for nothing.
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No party, no fuss.
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Just a quiet night by myself,
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with my thoughts, all alone.
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[Crickets chirping]
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Okay.
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Just as I had hoped,
Mitchell is miserable.
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He said he didn't want a party,
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but it's like when you write
"No gifts" on an invitation
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but you secretly want
everyone to bring something
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big and expensive, Jotham.
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I made a heartfelt toast at your party.
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Yes, and those 12 words
were just as generous
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as the actual physical
gifts everyone else brought.
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Okay, I'm gonna go in.
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When you hear me say
"Mitchell, you're not alone,"
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that's when you come in
and you yell "Surprise."
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We know what to say.
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Mm. Do you? [Chuckles]
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Hey!
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- How you doing? Okay?
- Yeah.
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Now do you see what it's like
to spend your birthday alone?
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[Sighs] I do. And it's...
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- Yeah.
- ...amazing.
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- What?
- Cam, thank you. Thank you.
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For once, you heard me and
gave me exactly what I wanted
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instead of what you
thought I should want.
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Honey, this is the best
birthday present ever.
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- It is?
- Yes!
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Oh, and you've...
you've got to be relieved, too.
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I mean, every time
we hang out with our friends,
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they leave and you spend
the rest of the night
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complaining about how every
single one of them annoys you.
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I don't know what you're talking about!
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Oh, please. Jotham's cheap.
L'Michael has bad breath.
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That doesn't sound like me!
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Antonio's weave is falling apart.
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Vincent's a sloppy drunk.
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Oh, oh, Jeffrey won't stop telling
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his one Bernadette Peters story.
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You're the sloppy drunk!
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Surprise!
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Here's a thing I realized...
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You can't get older if
you never have birthdays.
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♪ Happy birth... ♪
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- What'd I tell you?
- I thought this would be the year.
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I told my family I just
wanted my birthday
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to be me and Dylan this year
because at the time,
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I was still keeping
my pregnancy a secret,
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and I knew they'd get all suspicious
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about why I wasn't drinking.
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What was I going to say?
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"I can't drink because
I have work in the morning"?
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[Laughs]
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There's no way they'd believe that.
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Here. I got you a present.
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Ooh! Thank you!
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[Gasps]
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Get out!
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Gucci baby sneakers!
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[Laughs]
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They're adorable.
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[Crying] Our baby's gonna be so hot.
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Personally, I think it's weird
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that there are shoes for
someone who can't walk.
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But you know what, Haley?
I love that we're pregnannnt...
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- Hello!
- Hi!
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What are you guys doing here?
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At the restaurant? We got a...
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- We got a Groupon, but we...
- Us too.
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Yeah, we j...
we just saw that you were over here.
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- Wanted to say happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.
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Didn't mean to overhear.
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You didn't overhear anything.
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We were talking about a TV show.
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Oh, well, then, what's... what's up
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with these little baby shoes, then?
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These are... These are not baby shoes.
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- Oh.
- No, they're, um...
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We are starting a business
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for people who cannot afford
full-size designer wear.
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Oh. Well, as much as that
does sound like you, I...
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Okay.
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- I'm pregnant.
- [Gasping] Oh, my God.
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[Whispering] That's exciting!
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- Is it?
- We think so.
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But we have not told my parents yet,
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so please don't say anything.
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Oh, honey,
I could keep your secret forever,
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but just so you know, he can't.
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Yeah, I'm weak.
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Yeah, you got maybe three,
four days tops.
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- [Laughs nervously] What?
- Yeah.
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Oh. Okay.
Well, these were from us, but...
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Yeah, she can't have it. She's pregnant.
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Okay, there you go. See?
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Now, you listen to me.
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My roller-coastering hormones
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cannot handle another lecture
from my mother right now,
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so you are going to tell me a secret
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that I will reveal to everyone
if you ever spill mine!
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- Yeah, but I don't have any secrets.
- Mm?
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[Whispering] Uh,
when he dresses as Fizbo,
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he puts the makeup everywhere.
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- Mm. You're the best. [Giggles]
- Mm-hmm.
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Because of the whole 21 thing,
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people don't think
turning 20 is a big deal.
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But it's all I've been thinking about
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for the last three years.
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[Rock music playing, needle buzzing]
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Hey.
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Three years ago, I came in here,
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and when I saw you, I fell in love.
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The kind of love that
punches you in the gut
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and makes you wanna be a better man.
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But when I asked you out,
you said, "Sorry, kid.
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You're cute,
but I don't date teenagers."
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Well... check it out.
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Oh! Happy birthday!
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But now I don't date men.
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Oh.
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Well... looks like
I've got a decision to make.
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On my birthday this year,
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I really got a sense of
what people think of me.
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Which is...
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so great.
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This is from me and the boys.
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Gloria got you her own gift.
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Wow, this is wrapped so nicely!
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I did that.
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It's a lost art in this modern age
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where people simply click and
ship gifts over the Internet.
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Papi, just be normal.
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Let's see. It is, uh...
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some kind of silk pillow?
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Well, it's more than that.
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See, there's a switch on the side,
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and when you lay on it, it...
it plays ocean sounds for you.
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You know, i-it helps you relax.
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- Huh.
- At least it's not a re-gift.
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- How do you live with this?
- I...
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[Inhales sharply] Tell you what.
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How about we do one more gift, and then
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- we take a break for cake and do the rest after?
- Yeah.
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Hmm?
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Here, Mrs. Dunphy.
This is from me and Haley.
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Mm, thank you, Dylan.
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Although I have to say,
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you have given me enough
gifts this year already.
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Again, I'm very sorry about
impregnating your daughter.
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Yeah. [Clears throat]
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What is this?
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It's an aromatherapy machine.
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See, you put in oils that
are supposed to help you
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with the stress of the day.
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Oh!
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Alright, well... let's see.
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So far, I have gotten a spa day,
255
00:09:04,870 --> 00:09:06,153
three massages,
256
00:09:06,253 --> 00:09:09,119
a meditation class, an ocean pillow,
257
00:09:09,219 --> 00:09:11,458
a rage bat, and a little machine
258
00:09:11,558 --> 00:09:13,534
that's supposed to trick my
nose into calming me down.
259
00:09:13,634 --> 00:09:15,017
Why does everyone think I'm so tense?
260
00:09:15,117 --> 00:09:16,730
You bit through your night guard.
261
00:09:16,830 --> 00:09:19,004
You're squeezing me too hard.
262
00:09:19,103 --> 00:09:21,079
And last week,
you made the pharmacist cry.
263
00:09:21,179 --> 00:09:23,320
That's because he wouldn't
sell me any more Sudafed.
264
00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:24,803
The entire family was sick.
265
00:09:24,903 --> 00:09:26,418
I was not cooking meth.
266
00:09:26,518 --> 00:09:28,822
You know what? I don't even want cake.
267
00:09:28,923 --> 00:09:30,932
I really don't appreciate
being criticized like this,
268
00:09:31,031 --> 00:09:32,315
especially on my birthday.
269
00:09:32,415 --> 00:09:34,128
[Motor buzzing]
270
00:09:35,163 --> 00:09:38,048
Um, that's my gift. Open later.
271
00:09:39,073 --> 00:09:41,014
Manny and I share a birthday,
272
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,683
so I always do something
big to get attention.
273
00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:45,282
Look! No hands!
274
00:09:45,287 --> 00:09:47,637
- Way to go, kid!
- Bravo, papi!
275
00:09:47,737 --> 00:09:49,647
Hey, guys! Check it out.
276
00:09:49,746 --> 00:09:51,752
Unicycling to my piano lesson.
277
00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:54,190
Wow! We're so proud of you!
278
00:09:54,290 --> 00:09:55,295
Now, that's impressive.
279
00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,419
Happy birthday, Joe!
280
00:09:57,519 --> 00:09:59,561
It was!
281
00:09:59,661 --> 00:10:01,242
It goes without saying
282
00:10:01,342 --> 00:10:03,185
I'm the best performer in the family.
283
00:10:03,285 --> 00:10:05,887
This year, for my birthday,
I decided to have a talent show
284
00:10:05,987 --> 00:10:07,699
so they all start saying it.
285
00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,314
Wait.
286
00:10:09,414 --> 00:10:10,962
It's a talent show?
I-I didn't know that.
287
00:10:11,062 --> 00:10:12,595
It said so on the invitation.
288
00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:14,322
- Cam: Mitchell?
- I only skimmed it.
289
00:10:14,422 --> 00:10:15,430
This is a disaster.
290
00:10:15,509 --> 00:10:17,255
We didn't prepare anything!
291
00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:20,583
♪ Nothing could be finer
than to be in Carolina ♪
292
00:10:20,683 --> 00:10:24,372
♪ In the morning ♪
293
00:10:24,472 --> 00:10:26,250
♪ No one could be sweeter
than my sweetie... ♪
294
00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:28,421
I can't believe they had
matching vests in their car.
295
00:10:28,521 --> 00:10:30,860
Uncle Grumpy, why are you so angry?
296
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:34,517
[Deep voice] Because the
President wants to build a wall!
297
00:10:34,616 --> 00:10:36,824
Ay, yeah, that is very sad.
298
00:10:36,923 --> 00:10:38,108
Sad for me,
299
00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:41,865
because I have no money and I am ugly.
300
00:10:41,964 --> 00:10:45,786
For you, he would let you
in because you have money
301
00:10:45,886 --> 00:10:47,763
and you have the boobs.
302
00:10:47,863 --> 00:10:49,740
[Laughter]
303
00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,091
I never thought Uncle
Grumpy would go political.
304
00:10:51,191 --> 00:10:52,246
Hm. Yeah.
305
00:10:53,365 --> 00:10:55,176
[Beethoven's "Fur Elise" plays slowly]
306
00:10:57,121 --> 00:10:58,075
[Sour notes play]
307
00:10:58,175 --> 00:11:00,877
I knew I wasn't ready!
308
00:11:00,977 --> 00:11:02,689
- ♪ Naah-aah ♪
- ♪ Butterflies all flutter up ♪
309
00:11:02,789 --> 00:11:04,072
- ♪ Aah-aah ♪
- ♪ And kiss each little buttercup... ♪
310
00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:05,720
Stella, walk in a circle.
311
00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:07,104
Stella, sit.
312
00:11:07,204 --> 00:11:08,554
Bang!
313
00:11:08,653 --> 00:11:10,102
- Ohh.
- Ah. Close, Dad.
314
00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:12,376
No, I taught her to go for the gun.
315
00:11:12,476 --> 00:11:14,186
["Turkey in the Straw" plays]
316
00:11:14,286 --> 00:11:17,481
The banjo scares me ever
since I saw that creepy film.
317
00:11:17,581 --> 00:11:18,865
Wait. What was it called, again?
318
00:11:18,964 --> 00:11:20,018
"Deliverance"?
319
00:11:20,118 --> 00:11:23,148
No... "The Muppet Movie." [Shudders]
320
00:11:23,248 --> 00:11:25,323
He was a three-toed tree toad,
but a two-toed toad was she.
321
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,135
The three-toed tree toad tried to
win the two-toed shetoad's heart,
322
00:11:27,235 --> 00:11:28,552
for the three-toed tree
toad loved the ground
323
00:11:28,652 --> 00:11:29,903
that the two-toed tree toad trod.
324
00:11:30,003 --> 00:11:31,220
- "...tree toad trod." And sent.
- [Cellphone bloops]
325
00:11:31,321 --> 00:11:32,571
[Cellphones ding, chime]
326
00:11:32,672 --> 00:11:33,689
- Ohh!
- Whoa! Ay!
327
00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:35,075
Stop it!
328
00:11:35,175 --> 00:11:36,690
Fastest thumbs in the West!
329
00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:38,338
[Blows, laughs]
330
00:11:38,438 --> 00:11:41,929
♪ If I had Aladdin's
lamp for only a day ♪
331
00:11:42,029 --> 00:11:45,916
♪ I would make a wish,
and here's what I'd say ♪
332
00:11:46,016 --> 00:11:48,980
♪ Nothing could be finer
than to be in Carolina ♪
333
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:52,934
♪ In the mooorniiing ♪
334
00:11:53,034 --> 00:11:54,977
As you all know, Sherry and I met
335
00:11:55,077 --> 00:11:57,646
and fell for each other
over our love of improv.
336
00:11:57,746 --> 00:12:00,381
So, we're at a romantic restaurant.
337
00:12:00,481 --> 00:12:01,666
Okay.
338
00:12:01,765 --> 00:12:02,918
[Chair thuds]
339
00:12:03,017 --> 00:12:04,170
[Sighs]
340
00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:06,114
That dinner was delicious.
341
00:12:06,214 --> 00:12:08,256
I can't believe you chose this place.
342
00:12:08,356 --> 00:12:10,068
The chef is my ex-boyfriend.
343
00:12:10,168 --> 00:12:11,353
The crazy one?
344
00:12:11,453 --> 00:12:13,462
Yes. He's very jealous,
345
00:12:13,562 --> 00:12:15,504
and I'm scared he did
something to your food.
346
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:16,690
Oh. Eh...
347
00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:18,206
I am feeling a little funny.
348
00:12:18,306 --> 00:12:19,722
I wish this were a little funny.
349
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,469
Ooh. Ha. Okay. Oh, boy.
350
00:12:21,568 --> 00:12:22,820
Whew!
351
00:12:22,919 --> 00:12:24,368
I-Is this room spinning? I...
352
00:12:24,468 --> 00:12:26,675
- No.
- I was afraid of that.
353
00:12:26,775 --> 00:12:28,948
Well, then I better do
this before it's too late.
354
00:12:30,234 --> 00:12:31,551
And this part is real.
355
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,396
Sherry Shaker,
356
00:12:33,495 --> 00:12:35,209
I used to be a one-man show,
357
00:12:35,308 --> 00:12:37,844
and then you entered from stage left,
358
00:12:37,944 --> 00:12:39,492
and I fell in love.
359
00:12:39,881 --> 00:12:41,640
I want you
360
00:12:41,732 --> 00:12:43,677
to be my scene partner forever.
361
00:12:44,483 --> 00:12:47,037
Darling, let's force
our friends to sit through
362
00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:49,673
the rest of our lives together.
363
00:12:49,773 --> 00:12:51,123
[Gasps]
364
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:52,705
Will you marry me?
365
00:12:52,715 --> 00:12:53,825
[Whispering] Oh, my God.
366
00:12:53,925 --> 00:12:54,979
[Exhales sharply]
367
00:12:55,632 --> 00:12:56,693
Manny!
368
00:12:57,516 --> 00:12:59,360
No!
369
00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:01,436
Why would you do this?!
370
00:13:01,535 --> 00:13:03,611
[Rapid footsteps departing]
371
00:13:06,372 --> 00:13:08,848
You gotta be feeling better
about that piano. [Chuckles]
372
00:13:08,986 --> 00:13:10,034
[Door opens, closes]
373
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:14,120
I'd rather not talk about
my birthday this year.
374
00:13:14,121 --> 00:13:18,298
♪ Happy birthday, dear Lily ♪
375
00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:22,202
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
376
00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:23,770
[Crying] I still can't
believe Sherry said no
377
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,272
and broke up with me.
378
00:13:25,373 --> 00:13:26,940
[Whispering] What does he expect?
He's 20 years old.
379
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:29,743
He proposed in front of his
family at a pretend restaurant.
380
00:13:29,844 --> 00:13:31,478
Whatever happened to "Yes and"?
381
00:13:31,579 --> 00:13:32,812
Gloria: [Whispering] Jay,
I've tried everything.
382
00:13:32,814 --> 00:13:35,448
Please say something to him
that will make him feel better.
383
00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:36,950
Fine.
384
00:13:37,051 --> 00:13:38,785
Kid, let it go.
385
00:13:38,837 --> 00:13:40,304
It was four days ago.
386
00:13:40,405 --> 00:13:42,539
Alright, let's make a wish!
387
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:43,907
I wish I were dead.
388
00:13:44,008 --> 00:13:45,008
[Blows]
389
00:13:45,009 --> 00:13:46,009
Alright.
390
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:47,778
There we go.
391
00:13:49,481 --> 00:13:51,449
Haley and I have had this plan for years
392
00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:54,285
that when I turn 21,
we'd hit the bars together.
393
00:13:54,386 --> 00:13:57,221
But since she's pregnant,
I was drinking for two.
394
00:13:58,223 --> 00:13:59,624
Technically, four.
395
00:13:59,725 --> 00:14:02,293
[Techno music plays]
396
00:14:02,394 --> 00:14:04,795
Lemme tell you something, Haley Dunphy.
397
00:14:04,897 --> 00:14:07,131
Do you know how much I admire you?
398
00:14:07,232 --> 00:14:08,266
- [Laughs]
- Do you?
399
00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:10,101
So much!
400
00:14:10,202 --> 00:14:12,837
While I was working my butt off,
401
00:14:12,938 --> 00:14:14,605
you were out there having fun!
402
00:14:14,706 --> 00:14:16,240
Not worrying about anything...
403
00:14:16,341 --> 00:14:18,643
not school, not work...
404
00:14:18,744 --> 00:14:20,211
[Laughing] not condoms.
405
00:14:20,312 --> 00:14:21,913
Look at you... all preg-a-nant.
406
00:14:22,014 --> 00:14:23,414
[Chuckles]
407
00:14:23,515 --> 00:14:25,183
Maybe I should have Bill
come get me pregnant.
408
00:14:25,284 --> 00:14:26,317
Ooh.
409
00:14:26,318 --> 00:14:28,853
Then we can be pregnant together!
That would be fun!
410
00:14:28,854 --> 00:14:30,421
Where's my phone?
411
00:14:30,522 --> 00:14:32,824
I'm gonna text him to
come get me pregnant.
412
00:14:32,925 --> 00:14:34,158
You know what?
413
00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:35,886
It's 2000-something.
414
00:14:35,895 --> 00:14:37,929
I'm gonna get him pregnant!
415
00:14:38,313 --> 00:14:39,997
I miss drinking.
416
00:14:40,266 --> 00:14:42,752
Unlike some people, I love my birthday.
417
00:14:42,851 --> 00:14:44,781
It's the one day a year
that can be all about me.
418
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,515
[Scoffs, chuckles]
419
00:14:46,614 --> 00:14:48,053
[Indistinct conversations]
420
00:14:48,152 --> 00:14:49,166
Oh, yeah. Um, um...
421
00:14:49,265 --> 00:14:50,998
So, um, I thought it would be fun
422
00:14:51,097 --> 00:14:52,503
if we all went around the room
423
00:14:52,602 --> 00:14:53,779
and say what we love about Cam.
424
00:14:53,879 --> 00:14:54,884
- Oh!
- Yeah.
425
00:14:54,984 --> 00:14:57,281
Well, that's out of nowhere,
but if you insist.
426
00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:58,525
Haley, why don't you go first?
427
00:14:58,624 --> 00:14:59,630
Oh, me? Okay.
428
00:14:59,729 --> 00:15:01,960
Well, um... I love Uncle Cam
429
00:15:02,059 --> 00:15:04,218
because he is fun and
dresses with flair.
430
00:15:04,318 --> 00:15:05,429
[Chuckles] Oh, my gosh.
431
00:15:05,528 --> 00:15:06,411
[Chuckles]
432
00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:07,948
And, uh, I love
433
00:15:08,047 --> 00:15:09,519
that he makes my Uncle Mitchell happy.
434
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,025
- Awww!
- Ohh!
435
00:15:11,124 --> 00:15:12,226
Oh, also, I love that you guys
were the first ones
436
00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:15,141
to find out I was pregnant
and you never judged me.
437
00:15:15,434 --> 00:15:16,677
Wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
438
00:15:16,776 --> 00:15:18,869
I thought we all found
out at the same time.
439
00:15:18,968 --> 00:15:20,243
Oh,... Well...
440
00:15:20,343 --> 00:15:22,043
Mitchell, you knew she was
pregnant and you didn't tell me?
441
00:15:22,142 --> 00:15:23,711
I didn't think it was my place.
442
00:15:23,811 --> 00:15:25,348
Anyway, who's next?
443
00:15:25,447 --> 00:15:26,951
"What I love about Cam is..."
444
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,111
I just wish you would
have my back just once.
445
00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:31,205
I don't think she's been using my gift.
446
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,461
- ♪ Happy birthday to Cam, happy... ♪
- Stop. Drop it.
447
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,691
Welcome to my world.
448
00:15:34,732 --> 00:15:37,291
At my birthday,
all anyone cared about was weepy Manny
449
00:15:37,326 --> 00:15:38,600
'cause Sherry broke up with him.
450
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,251
[Crying] She has a boyfriend now.
451
00:15:42,076 --> 00:15:44,228
Way to go, Lily. Way to go!
452
00:15:44,328 --> 00:15:45,505
[Sighs]
453
00:15:45,604 --> 00:15:47,337
- [Vivaldi's "Four Seasons" plays]
- _
454
00:15:47,436 --> 00:15:55,846
♪
455
00:15:55,945 --> 00:15:57,972
How old are you?
456
00:15:58,071 --> 00:16:01,015
I turn 51 in, uh...
457
00:16:01,115 --> 00:16:02,586
this many days.
458
00:16:02,685 --> 00:16:03,895
Ugh.
459
00:16:03,995 --> 00:16:06,251
My dad had a midlife crisis, too.
460
00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:07,887
I have a hamster at his condo.
461
00:16:07,987 --> 00:16:09,818
No. N-No midlife crisis.
462
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:12,175
I just think you're...
you're never too old to learn.
463
00:16:12,274 --> 00:16:13,777
♪
464
00:16:13,877 --> 00:16:15,578
Just stay away from my mom.
465
00:16:15,677 --> 00:16:17,410
She has a thing for losers.
466
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:18,621
♪
467
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,355
[Breathing quickly]
468
00:16:20,454 --> 00:16:22,711
Are you okay?
Should we take you to the hospital?
469
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,739
Yeah, the contractions are
getting closer together.
470
00:16:24,838 --> 00:16:26,474
No. Dad is next.
471
00:16:26,573 --> 00:16:28,568
I can hold it for a few minutes, okay?
472
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,368
I don't want to screw this up for him.
[Groans]
473
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:33,411
[Song ends]
474
00:16:33,511 --> 00:16:35,505
[Cheers and applause]
475
00:16:35,605 --> 00:16:38,549
Yikes. Hate to follow that.
476
00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:40,414
What are you gonna dazzle us with?
477
00:16:40,513 --> 00:16:41,690
"Fur Elise."
478
00:16:41,789 --> 00:16:44,243
In which key... "B" obvious?
479
00:16:44,342 --> 00:16:47,973
Next up,
the only student of mine who shaves.
480
00:16:48,072 --> 00:16:50,067
[Chuckles] Phillip Dunphy.
481
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:52,684
[Applause]
482
00:16:52,784 --> 00:16:54,288
- [Breathing quickly]
- [Phil clears throat]
483
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:57,760
Um...
484
00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:59,262
[Bench squeaks]
485
00:16:59,361 --> 00:17:01,945
When I turned 50,
I vowed to do some things
486
00:17:02,044 --> 00:17:03,745
to take me out of my comfort zone
487
00:17:03,844 --> 00:17:06,101
and keep me on my toes,
and I want to thank my family
488
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,785
- for being my biggest cheerleaders.
- Haley: Oooooaaaaaah!
489
00:17:08,884 --> 00:17:10,171
I love you, too, honey.
490
00:17:10,183 --> 00:17:11,409
No, Haley's going into labor!
491
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:12,710
We've got to get her
to the hospital, honey!
492
00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:13,921
- Phil: Oh!
- I tried to hold it! I'm sorry, Dad!
493
00:17:14,022 --> 00:17:15,885
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, everyone!
494
00:17:15,985 --> 00:17:17,620
Convenient.
495
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,248
[Beethoven's "Fur Elise" plays quickly]
496
00:17:23,347 --> 00:17:31,069
♪
497
00:17:31,168 --> 00:17:31,912
[Song ends]
498
00:17:31,962 --> 00:17:33,382
- [Cheers and applause]
- Yes! Great! Come on!
499
00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:34,759
Great work, honey.
500
00:17:34,794 --> 00:17:36,182
Tell your mom I say hi.
501
00:17:36,281 --> 00:17:38,113
[Cheers and applause continue]
502
00:17:38,212 --> 00:17:40,534
[Indistinct talking over P.A.]
503
00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:42,890
- Dylan!
- Is everything okay?
504
00:17:42,989 --> 00:17:44,035
[Sighs]
505
00:17:44,134 --> 00:17:45,147
No.
506
00:17:46,588 --> 00:17:48,027
Everything's amazing.
507
00:17:48,127 --> 00:17:49,729
Why would you say it that way?
508
00:17:49,828 --> 00:17:51,103
Haley's fine.
509
00:17:51,202 --> 00:17:52,608
She was so brave.
510
00:17:52,707 --> 00:17:54,408
And the babies are great!
511
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,143
I can't wait to see them!
512
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,647
As soon as they're done
getting checked out.
513
00:17:57,747 --> 00:17:58,858
I'm gonna go get them now.
514
00:17:58,957 --> 00:18:01,247
Wait, wait. What about the sex?
515
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,145
Doctor says not for six weeks.
516
00:18:06,393 --> 00:18:07,530
Jay: Is this the Dunphy suite?
517
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:08,511
[Laughter]
518
00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:10,868
Oh, how's the mommy?
519
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:13,126
Hand sanitizer, everyone. Here you go.
520
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,205
How you doing, kiddo?
521
00:18:14,304 --> 00:18:16,333
A little tired. I overdid it last night.
522
00:18:16,432 --> 00:18:18,524
[Chuckling] I don't think he
was talking to you, buddy.
523
00:18:18,623 --> 00:18:19,834
It's overwhelming.
524
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,371
Just feeling so many different emotions.
525
00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:23,270
I'm also doing great.
526
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,560
I have a son and a daughter,
527
00:18:25,659 --> 00:18:27,557
and once they washed them off,
they were really cute.
528
00:18:27,656 --> 00:18:28,538
Gloria: Aww!
529
00:18:28,637 --> 00:18:30,142
Oh, what are their names?
530
00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:33,087
We're gonna put a pin in that
until the drugs wear off.
531
00:18:33,186 --> 00:18:36,555
Nobody needs grandchildren
named Pixar and Coachella.
532
00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:38,944
- Ooh.
- Phil, this is for you.
533
00:18:39,043 --> 00:18:41,823
It's a... little early birthday present.
534
00:18:41,923 --> 00:18:44,867
And I admit, this one is a re-gift.
535
00:18:47,551 --> 00:18:49,536
- "World's Best Grandfather."
- Claire: [Gasps]
536
00:18:49,565 --> 00:18:51,542
It's the mug I gave you
when Haley was born.
537
00:18:51,641 --> 00:18:52,819
You kept it all these years.
538
00:18:52,918 --> 00:18:55,142
Yeah. But, uh... it's yours now.
539
00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:57,334
I don't need it anymore.
I got a new title.
540
00:18:58,316 --> 00:18:59,788
"Great grandma"?
541
00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:02,112
Oh, hell. I grabbed the wrong one.
542
00:19:02,211 --> 00:19:03,486
Here.
543
00:19:03,585 --> 00:19:05,547
- I'm going to count to three.
- Yeah.
544
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:07,282
Hey, how was your recital, Phil?
545
00:19:07,381 --> 00:19:08,918
Oh, I messed it all up for him.
546
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,292
Sorry about that, Dad.
547
00:19:10,392 --> 00:19:12,746
I-I know that was your
big goal for the year.
548
00:19:12,845 --> 00:19:14,742
I have a better one now.
549
00:19:14,841 --> 00:19:16,837
Mi ano fue hermoso.
550
00:19:16,884 --> 00:19:18,996
- Claire: Mm.
- My year was beautiful.
551
00:19:19,095 --> 00:19:20,894
"Año" means "year."
552
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,185
"Ano" means "anus."
553
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,443
Still works.
554
00:19:26,087 --> 00:19:27,537
Hey, everybody.
555
00:19:27,636 --> 00:19:29,991
[Gasps] Ay, where are the babies?
I want to see them.
556
00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:32,184
Thers no easy way to say this.
557
00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:36,699
Mitch and Cam have a whole
thing they want to do.
558
00:19:36,798 --> 00:19:38,630
Oh, God. It's worse than I thought.
559
00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:42,361
♪ Nants ingonyama ♪
560
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:43,800
♪ Bagithi baba ♪
561
00:19:43,899 --> 00:19:46,222
Oh, my God! I love it so much!
562
00:19:46,321 --> 00:19:47,105
[Laughter]
563
00:19:47,204 --> 00:19:50,901
♪
564
00:19:51,731 --> 00:19:54,707
♪ It's the circle of life ♪
565
00:19:54,806 --> 00:19:57,030
I can't believe they had
matching robes in their car.
566
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,306
♪ And it moves us all ♪
567
00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:01,645
They're so beautiful!
568
00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:04,491
♪ Through despair and hope ♪
569
00:20:04,591 --> 00:20:05,669
Good job.
570
00:20:05,768 --> 00:20:07,697
[Whispering] You're
both gonna get dog beds.
571
00:20:07,797 --> 00:20:09,530
♪ Through faith and hope ♪
572
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,952
- You're next, huh?
- Shh!
573
00:20:12,051 --> 00:20:13,228
Okay. Okay. I'm just saying.
574
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:17,384
♪ It's the circle ♪
575
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,053
Good job, kid.
576
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:25,922
♪ The circle of life ♪
577
00:20:29,739 --> 00:20:31,530
Oh, is he still crying?
578
00:20:31,559 --> 00:20:32,632
Yeah, has been for hours.
579
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,066
[Sighs] Wow.
580
00:20:34,168 --> 00:20:36,414
I thought he'd cry himself to sleep,
poor little guy.
581
00:20:36,449 --> 00:20:37,745
Well, has he eaten anything?
582
00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:39,071
Uh, I fed him an hour ago.
583
00:20:39,173 --> 00:20:40,940
It's amazing how one can be fine
584
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:42,675
and the other one is so upset.
585
00:20:42,776 --> 00:20:44,477
You go up to bed.
I'll check on him one last time.
586
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:46,045
Thanks, Mom.
587
00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:49,749
There's my big, brave boy.
588
00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:51,764
[Crying] Sherry booked
a toothpaste commercial.
589
00:20:51,799 --> 00:20:52,518
Uh-huh.
590
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,587
I'm going to have to
see that beautiful smile
591
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:55,855
all the time!
592
00:20:55,956 --> 00:20:57,156
Mm.
593
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,558
There, there. Let it out.
594
00:20:58,659 --> 00:20:59,933
[Sobs]
595
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,712
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