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(party music playing)
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Let the boys be boys! Slam!
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What the hell?
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Oh, it's a party for "Sex
Crimes Unit: Annapolis."
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We just wrapped season 12.
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You're in four episodes.
You're hosting the wrap party?
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Yeah.
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Don't you think maybe
you should've asked me?
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Why? The party's here. I
knew you'd be here eventually.
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Nope, not invite me. I mean, ask me,
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- like for permission, since it's my place.
- Rog! Oh, it's Rog!
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Roger Trousdale. I portray
Admiral Steve McClendon, retired.
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Your sister is like a
delicious tropical drink
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on a hot Caribbean night.
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Who are you again?
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Hey. That dude's been around forever.
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Started out in the soaps,
and he's still got it.
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- How do you figure?
- He's got a guy in Honduras
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that gets him erectile dysfunction
suppositories. Maximum strength.
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Cheers to that.
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Nah.
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In the face, slam!
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- (chuckles) Right.
- What is in here?
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(water draining)
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- What did you say?
- Oh. Roxie.
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I'm on the phone. Yeah,
let's totally do that.
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Oh, you found my retainer. Yay.
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- Yeah.
- I'll call you back.
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- I'm so, so sorry...
- I know.
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But I need to feel more respect
from you when I'm on the phone.
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- Me?
- Yeah.
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You are the disrespectful
one... The noise, the partying,
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the fact that you haven't paid for a
single thing since you've been here.
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-Okay, that is so not my fault.
-Roxie...
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Why have you not deposited this check?
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I don't know. The same reason
I haven't deposited these.
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No. (sighs, chuckles)
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Okay, I need you to pay rent,
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so you're gonna have to take these
to the bank today and deposit them.
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Oh my god, that sounds really hard.
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You know what? This is my fault,
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for not making stricter
rules when you first moved in.
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Wait. Rules? What, like
to follow? Okay, Mom.
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Rule number 1: No parties.
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Fine. After-parties are better, anyway.
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(sighs) Rule number 2: No people staying
here unless you know their names.
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What, like I can control that?
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You have got to get out of there.
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Why don't you stay on my couch for a while
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before all that boring decency
and good sense rubs off on you?
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Oh my god, that would be
awesome. And Audrey wouldn't mind?
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I don't see how she can. Her
boyfriend always spends the night here.
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I'm allowed to have someone, too.
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Oh, thanks for being so cool.
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Who knew your brother was so uptight?
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You know, I don't even know
what I ever really saw in him,
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'cause I usually go for a bad boy.
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Oh, you know who loves him?
And this is really gross.
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Parents and other old people.
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- (scoffs)
- Oh, really?
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(cellphone ringing)
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- Aren't you gonna answer that?
- Oh, it's just Roxie.
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You don't want to talk
to your little sister?
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(laughs) Well, of course
I'm gonna answer it.
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It's my sister. We're very close.
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Hi, Mom.
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I won't be home by curfew because
I'm staying at Patti's tonight.
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Wait. Patti's? As in Audrey and Patti's?
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Hey, Kevie! I need you to
be my date at a family event.
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Roxie said parents love you
because you're completely
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non-threatening and borderline asexual.
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Wow. No, I'm not going with you.
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How's that for borderline asexual?
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-(sighs) How do you open the wine?
-I don't know.
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- (Patti yelps)
- Roxie: Oh, I got it.
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-Did that just spill on my couch?
-Yeah.
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Don't worry about the couch.
It'll dry up long before we do.
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- (Patti and Roxie laugh)
- (beeps)
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(sighs)
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I have a list of rules
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that might be a helpful jumping
off point if you're interested.
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- (sighs)
- Psst!
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I'm borderline asexual, too.
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(theme music playing)
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'Cause it's all good
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It's all, all, it's all good
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Uh-huh, yup, it's all good
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Uh-huh, uh-huh,
it's all good
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'Cause it's all good
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It's all, all, it's all good
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Kevin: Man, living alone is great.
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I'd forgotten how nice
it is to watch a game
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without Roxie in the background,
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complaining about the harsh
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bathroom lighting.
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Hey, did you hand out some of my
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"Professional Training by
Brian" pamphlets at your work?
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You know I did, man. Those look great.
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You spelled "professional"
wrong, but other than that...
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I hope they work.
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I need more clients or
I'm gonna have to start
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teaching balance
classes to 80-year-olds.
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I've seen one guy fall over and take out
the rest of the class like dominoes, Kev.
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I picked this up, and I'm interested,
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even though "training" is spelled wrong.
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Oh my god, I can't
believe I didn't see that.
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Well, you'll never find a better trainer...
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or a worse speller.
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Thanks, Kev. Okay.
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What are we looking to do here?
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I have a high school reunion coming up,
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and I'd like to get back down
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to where I was last time everyone saw me.
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What kind of time frame are we looking at?
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- A month? Two months?
- Three years.
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I heard it was healthier
to lose weight slowly.
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That's true. That's true.
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Here's a picture of me in high school.
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Oh. So, you were never what
we would call a thin man.
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That's true. That's true.
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Well, look, I guarantee
you if you work with me,
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I'll have you looking just as good as
you did in that picture in three years.
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Wow, a guarantee. I like it.
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All right, let's do this.
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Bring it in. Bring it in. Yeah.
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Wow. Ooh. You feel like you've
been hittin' it pretty hard already.
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Yeah, you should know before you train me
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that there's never a time I'm not sweating,
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so it could be hard to
gauge my effort level.
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Okay. I can work with that.
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- Okay. Okay then.
- Let's get it again.
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Okay then. Come on. Wow. That is wet.
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(chattering)
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Maybe it's weird that I'm noticing this,
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but what is that, your ninth cup of coffee?
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It's fun at my place, but I
can't sustain the partying.
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I feel like I'm living in a frat house,
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- but with more guys.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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But you know, don't worry. She's gonna
get tired of sleeping on your couch
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and soon enough she'll
be running back to my bed.
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I mean it's her bed now. It's not our bed.
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That would be... That's gross.
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I'm so jealous. You're
probably going to watch TV
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and go to bed early or something, right?
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Yes, although until right now, that
plan has never felt like bragging.
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Buy hey, you know, if it...
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if it feels like it's too
much, you can always just...
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come to my place.
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Oh. That might be weird.
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- Would that be weird?
- No, no, not at all.
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Not to me. No, it's just a
quiet place to watch some TV,
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eat some take-out, wait for the
Roxie storm to blow over. Right?
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That is super sweet, but luckily I think
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I already found a solution.
I'm moving in with Brock.
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I'm gonna go.
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I agreed to go to this stupid
white party thing with Patti
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So she'll kick Roxie out of her place.
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She's gonna owe me a favor
after I charm her dad.
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Yeah, but if Roxie stays with Patti,
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you get your apartment back
to yourself again, right?
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Yeah, but then Audrey lives
with Brock. That's worse.
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Get back on the treadmill, Ricky.
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- Kevin: You're still working?
- Kinda.
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Ricky's gonna be great for
my before and after portfolio.
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I got a lot of before
shots, but I'm not gonna get
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any after shots unless
I get through to him.
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I gotta go. Here's Patti.
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Okay, remember, you're here as ear candy.
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So, you know charm the grown-ups with your
boring words about 401k's and architecture.
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- And keep it somber.
- Somber?
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You brought me on a date to a funeral?
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Chill. It's just some third
cousin who got hit by a train.
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Also, this isn't a date.
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It's a sting operation to
fool my dad into thinking
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I'm dating you so I don't have
to date that disgusting doctor.
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Ugh, look at him, Dr. Dev Banerjee.
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What a geek. I was hoping he'd at least be
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one of those McWhatever
doctors, but Obvi no.
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Gotta be a lot better
looking than that to
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take the stink off of
working with prostates.
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Okay, you know what? I'm game for this,
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but you definitely owe me a favor.
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I need you to kick Roxie
out and send her back to me.
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If you want her back, why
don't you just ask her?
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She's not answering my calls or my texts.
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I've even tried commenting
on her Instagram,
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which meant that I had
to see her Instagram.
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Yikes, even the one where
her left boob is like...
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Yeah, even that one.
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Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
not kicking Roxie out.
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Audrey moved in with Brock,
and I'm not living alone.
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Pick another favor. Okay, there's my dad.
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Be sure to put on your
best, "Well, hello, sir,
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"I just got a haircut, I have
a job and wear brown shoes."
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You know what? You're forcing my hand.
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Either you kick Roxie out
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or when I meet your dad, I'm gonna
pretend to be completely nuts.
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- You wouldn't.
- You think I can't play the part
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of a barely-functioning alcoholic
with an out-of-wedlock kid in Indiana?
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Damn it, Connie! He's my kid, too!
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- (angrily) What are you doing?
- Just getting into character.
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Now what's your dad's
favorite slang for "vagina"?
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Okay, fine!
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I'm meeting Roxie at a club later.
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I'll tell her she can't
stay with me anymore.
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Thank you.
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You're disgusting.
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Yesterday, that guy signed a
different name than the one on his I.D.
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Totally hiding something, or be cheating.
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- What do you think?
- I don't know.
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I figured that we'd focus on
upper body today, all right?
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Well, I heard he's
a stay-at-home dad,
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but he's certainly not staying
at home when he's talking
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to that guy over there who
I know for a fact is gay.
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- Okay, sure.
- Rainbow bumper sticker, waxed eyebrows,
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Marc Jacobs gym bag.
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Wow. Okay, well, that's...
that's their business,
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and your workouts are
our business, so lie down.
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But... Now? But we're in
the middle of a conversation.
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Yes, now. Come on, enough of the chit chat.
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Let's go, Ricky. Come on!
Let's get it. Come on, baby.
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Ah! Just so you know, I don't respond
well to people barking out orders.
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I'm here to get in
shape, not invade Poland.
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- I'm your trainer, Ricky.
- You're killing my spirit.
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Wait! Rick!
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Oh my goddess,you're the
closest thingto perfect
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Oh my goddess,now I
be like,oh my goddess
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Now I be like, oh my goddess
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(shouting) I've got some bad news!
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And I was waiting for a loud,
crowded public place to tell you.
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Well, I've got some good news, 'cause
the DJ is totally sizing your stuff up.
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- Really?
- Dr. Dev is feeling low
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after a funeral, so he's just
prescribed himself a shot...
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of vodka!
236
00:09:44,934 --> 00:09:47,068
- Oh my god.
- What?
237
00:09:47,093 --> 00:09:49,028
That's the guy my dad was
just trying to set me up with.
238
00:09:49,053 --> 00:09:52,522
Dr. Dev is making a
house call tonight, y'all!
239
00:09:52,547 --> 00:09:54,804
Oh my god, he's so into you!
240
00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:57,803
He's amazing! And your
brother and his brown
241
00:09:57,828 --> 00:10:00,255
shoes almost killed
my chances with him.
242
00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:01,914
Excuse me. Give it up, sister.
243
00:10:01,939 --> 00:10:03,840
Oh my goddess
244
00:10:05,231 --> 00:10:06,597
Oh my goddess
245
00:10:07,321 --> 00:10:09,201
- (sports game playing on computer)
- (phone rings)
246
00:10:10,550 --> 00:10:13,519
Deal's off, bub! Not only
is Roxie gonna stay with me,
247
00:10:13,544 --> 00:10:15,812
but she's gonna help
me hook up with Dr. Dev.
248
00:10:15,837 --> 00:10:17,238
- What?
- The DJ.
249
00:10:18,501 --> 00:10:21,103
- Is that the guy from the funeral?
- Thanks a lot, Kev,
250
00:10:21,128 --> 00:10:25,064
but Patti says I can stay at her
apartment until I "seg" from BFF to BM.
251
00:10:25,089 --> 00:10:27,155
- BM?
- Bridesmaid!
252
00:10:27,180 --> 00:10:29,640
- (beeps)
- (sighs)
253
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:32,140
- (dog barking)
- (knocking on door)
254
00:10:39,117 --> 00:10:41,019
Audrey, hi.
255
00:10:41,053 --> 00:10:43,353
- What are you doing here?
- I'm so sorry.
256
00:10:43,387 --> 00:10:45,923
I know it's super late. Can I come in?
257
00:10:46,610 --> 00:10:48,877
Yes, of cour... Yeah, come on in.
258
00:10:51,407 --> 00:10:54,476
Oh! I didn't know you had a dog.
259
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,692
Oh. Yeah.
260
00:10:57,717 --> 00:11:01,052
Pepper is... He's just outside,
261
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,979
just chasing that same
squirrel. There he goes.
262
00:11:04,004 --> 00:11:06,005
- Good boy!
- (dog barks)
263
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:10,471
Yeah, I couldn't stand
another minute at Brock's.
264
00:11:10,496 --> 00:11:12,416
- (guys banging, shouting)
- (loud music playing)
265
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,449
- Yes!
- Hey, babe.
266
00:11:19,489 --> 00:11:21,557
You remember Stump and
Cheese, my new training buds.
267
00:11:21,582 --> 00:11:25,619
Yup, you introduced me to them
when they were here last night.
268
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,652
Is there any way...
269
00:11:32,677 --> 00:11:34,545
And you can totally say no.
270
00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:37,205
Can I hang out here for a little?
271
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,241
I wouldn't ask, but since
you mentioned it before...
272
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:43,803
and... I just need a break,
273
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,328
and you live so close.
274
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:47,953
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course.
275
00:11:47,978 --> 00:11:51,913
-Yeah.
-Yes, come on in. Have a... Have a seat...
276
00:11:51,938 --> 00:11:53,973
- Okay.
- On the sofa.
277
00:11:53,998 --> 00:11:57,434
- Sit. (chuckles)
- Oh, thank you.
278
00:11:57,459 --> 00:12:01,328
- (sighs)
- Let's see what movies are on.
279
00:12:03,037 --> 00:12:06,838
I don't know. Maybe moving in
with Brock was a huge mistake.
280
00:12:08,264 --> 00:12:09,264
(mouths)
281
00:12:10,589 --> 00:12:13,290
(whimsical music playing)
282
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:15,980
- (both sigh)
- (birds chirping)
283
00:12:16,685 --> 00:12:19,387
- Oh!
- Oh.
284
00:12:19,532 --> 00:12:21,799
- For me?
- For me?
285
00:12:22,712 --> 00:12:24,880
- (chittering)
- Oh.
286
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,988
- Do you take Audrey...
- (knocking on door)
287
00:12:35,502 --> 00:12:37,369
You know this isn't real, right?
288
00:12:38,536 --> 00:12:40,804
Can we speed this up? (clears throat)
289
00:12:45,643 --> 00:12:46,743
...totally.
290
00:12:46,768 --> 00:12:48,301
"You're outta your element, Donny."
291
00:12:48,757 --> 00:12:51,025
Are you guys talking about Donny?
292
00:12:51,382 --> 00:12:54,951
- There's no Donny that works here.
- Oh. Right.
293
00:12:54,976 --> 00:12:58,345
Yeah, we've just been watching a lot of
movies together the last couple of nights.
294
00:12:58,370 --> 00:13:01,038
I've been crashing at Kevin's
while I figure some things out.
295
00:13:01,102 --> 00:13:04,143
Ooh, I was going to try to
make fresh pasta tonight.
296
00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:05,735
First attempt, so be kind.
297
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,461
- Excellent. I will be there.
- Yeah!
298
00:13:08,486 --> 00:13:10,921
Totally supportive with a
box of penne, just in case.
299
00:13:10,946 --> 00:13:14,081
(laughs) Eat Pray Love , right?
300
00:13:14,106 --> 00:13:17,237
I'm sorry. I'm a little too
desperate to be part of this.
301
00:13:17,262 --> 00:13:19,205
I wouldn't be bothering
you if I had a trainer
302
00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:20,597
who communicated with me more,
303
00:13:20,622 --> 00:13:23,455
but unfortunately he's obsessed
with making me lift stuff
304
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,455
and walk on things.
305
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,572
Ricky, I think he's just
trying to get you in shape.
306
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,635
Well, I need a more holistic approach,
307
00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,060
so I think I'm going to fire him.
308
00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:32,198
What? No, don't do that.
You've got to give him a chance!
309
00:13:32,223 --> 00:13:34,391
Kevin, I made up my mind.
I can't trust a trainer
310
00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:36,932
who's completely unaware of the
yoga teacher's custody battle.
311
00:13:37,203 --> 00:13:40,304
My money was on the father until
he got fired from the shoe store.
312
00:13:43,109 --> 00:13:46,310
- And this is the radius, the ulna.
- (giggling)
313
00:13:46,335 --> 00:13:48,803
- Moving up we find the humerus...
- Oh my god.
314
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,233
Which you seem to find quite humorous.
Different spellings by the way.
315
00:13:52,258 --> 00:13:56,100
You're both factual and
playful. J'adore.
316
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:59,161
- (loud music playing)
- There Roxie goes again.
317
00:14:00,294 --> 00:14:03,296
I need to study before planning my set
318
00:14:03,321 --> 00:14:05,456
for the Goldstein's dubstep bris.
319
00:14:05,481 --> 00:14:08,150
- I'll call you later.
- Okay.
320
00:14:08,175 --> 00:14:11,076
See, with each every move, I lose
some treadon my shoes
321
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,701
And dimes, they start
look like pennies
322
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,058
When standin'
next to my crew
323
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,783
B-Boy you must be confused
324
00:14:15,808 --> 00:14:17,142
I got 'bout 20 of yous
325
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:18,801
So if that hatin' ensue
326
00:14:18,826 --> 00:14:20,288
I send some
blessin's atchu, yeah
327
00:14:20,313 --> 00:14:22,448
- (music stops)
- I really wanna stay besties,
328
00:14:22,473 --> 00:14:24,468
but you can't live here for another minute.
329
00:14:24,493 --> 00:14:27,128
- What? -You're going to
cost me a chance with Dev.
330
00:14:27,153 --> 00:14:29,474
I mean, a doctor and a DJ?
331
00:14:29,499 --> 00:14:31,200
That's like Ryan Gosling and...
332
00:14:31,235 --> 00:14:32,668
Ryan Gosling.
333
00:14:32,703 --> 00:14:34,921
And I can't risk losing two Ryans Gosling.
334
00:14:35,428 --> 00:14:37,095
You have to go back to your brother's.
335
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,920
No way. I'm not going back there.
336
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,796
Well, I'm sorry, babycakes,
337
00:14:40,821 --> 00:14:44,014
but you've to find somewhere
else to rest that beautiful head.
338
00:14:50,198 --> 00:14:53,467
Hey, man, I was just on my way home.
339
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,511
- Audrey's making pasta.
- My man.
340
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:58,113
Yeah. But, I thought you should know...
341
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,949
Ricky's thinking about firing you.
342
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:03,241
What? But... we've only had two sessions.
343
00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:05,868
He says you don't communicate enough.
344
00:15:05,893 --> 00:15:08,294
- All he wants to do is talk and gossip.
- I hear you. I hear you,
345
00:15:08,319 --> 00:15:11,221
but not everybody likes
to work out the way you do.
346
00:15:11,246 --> 00:15:13,314
I mean, you gotta make it fun for Ricky,
347
00:15:13,339 --> 00:15:16,272
and if what he does all day at
the office is any indication,
348
00:15:16,297 --> 00:15:18,865
talking about people
is a lot of fun for him.
349
00:15:18,890 --> 00:15:22,625
Are you sure? I really
feel like he's on the verge.
350
00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:24,450
I just need to push him
a little harder and...
351
00:15:25,748 --> 00:15:27,615
- Yeah, maybe. You're right. Okay.
- All right.
352
00:15:27,648 --> 00:15:29,048
All right. Well, hold on, man.
353
00:15:29,082 --> 00:15:31,351
Listen, your sister came in
and told me to give you this.
354
00:15:33,295 --> 00:15:36,796
- Roger Trousdale's address?
- She's said to send her mail there.
355
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:39,701
Wait. Roger Trousdale.
356
00:15:40,825 --> 00:15:41,925
From her show?
357
00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:43,190
-
Slam!
- (loud music playing)
358
00:15:45,249 --> 00:15:47,583
Let the boys be boys, slam!
359
00:15:47,608 --> 00:15:49,676
-
Slam!
- What's she doing there?
360
00:15:49,701 --> 00:15:53,069
Patti kicked her out, so she...
She's living there, I guess.
361
00:15:53,481 --> 00:15:54,815
(cellphone dings)
362
00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:58,944
- _
- (sighs)
363
00:15:58,969 --> 00:16:00,502
Damn it. I gotta go.
364
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,895
- Okay. Thanks for the heads-up, Kev.
- Yeah!
365
00:16:03,983 --> 00:16:06,418
(clears throat) Before we get started,
366
00:16:06,601 --> 00:16:07,668
I have something I need to tell...
367
00:16:07,693 --> 00:16:09,260
Okay, let me tell you something first.
368
00:16:10,175 --> 00:16:13,109
You know... you know the
girl who washes the towels?
369
00:16:13,144 --> 00:16:14,645
- Yeah.
- You've seen her, right?
370
00:16:14,679 --> 00:16:17,183
I think she's sleeping
with the security guard.
371
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,242
- I knew it!
- Oh, it's so interesting, isn't it?
372
00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:19,876
Mmm.
373
00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:21,701
Let's go sit on the big rubber
balls and talk about it, okay?
374
00:16:21,726 --> 00:16:23,127
- Yeah, yeah.
- I think she's pregnant.
375
00:16:23,152 --> 00:16:24,486
- (gasps)
- Yeah.
376
00:16:24,511 --> 00:16:28,073
- Jezebel. - Just
an open-legged woman.
377
00:16:28,098 --> 00:16:30,299
Hey, so I'm just out running an errand.
378
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:32,426
But hang tight, and I will be there,
379
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:35,020
and we will... we will drink
that wine and watch that movie.
380
00:16:35,045 --> 00:16:38,014
Okay, no hurry. You do what you need to do.
381
00:16:39,473 --> 00:16:43,175
I released all the hounds but one.
382
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,735
(both laughing)
383
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,372
Yeah, no, I definitely need to do this.
384
00:16:56,536 --> 00:16:59,071
Okay. Wow.
385
00:17:00,484 --> 00:17:01,585
(clears throat)
386
00:17:07,668 --> 00:17:10,369
- Who are you?
- I'm Gerta Trousdale. Who are you?
387
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,672
- Where's Roxie?
- Oh, she's with Roger.
388
00:17:12,706 --> 00:17:14,540
And you're here too, Mrs. Trousdale.
389
00:17:14,574 --> 00:17:16,608
What kind of a sick freak show is this?
390
00:17:16,643 --> 00:17:20,550
- Roxie! Roxie!
- Relax, dear. They're in there.
391
00:17:20,846 --> 00:17:24,628
Oh, you poor dear. He makes you stand
out here while he goes at it in there.
392
00:17:24,653 --> 00:17:26,687
At the Salisbury steaks, yeah.
393
00:17:29,134 --> 00:17:31,667
(gunfire on TV)
394
00:17:31,692 --> 00:17:33,132
- (gunfire stops)
- What do you want?
395
00:17:34,426 --> 00:17:39,063
- I thought you were... oh.
- Oh my, this is rich.
396
00:17:39,088 --> 00:17:41,356
He thought we were canoodling together.
397
00:17:41,381 --> 00:17:44,751
- (laughs)
- (scoffs) Kevin, you're so gross.
398
00:17:44,776 --> 00:17:48,978
My dear boy, my man parts have worked
only sporadically in the last 10 years.
399
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,214
We've just been watching my early years
400
00:17:51,239 --> 00:17:54,073
on the Canadian show, Provincial Homicide,
401
00:17:54,098 --> 00:17:56,732
as the young prosecutor, Gordon Thorson.
402
00:17:56,757 --> 00:18:00,627
- Is this your boyfriend, sweetie?
- He's the brother, Gerta.
403
00:18:00,652 --> 00:18:04,690
(gasps) Throwing your little
sister out on the street.
404
00:18:05,198 --> 00:18:08,267
Is that what she told you?
I just made a little list.
405
00:18:08,292 --> 00:18:10,126
Can I talk to you, please?
406
00:18:10,171 --> 00:18:13,540
(sighs deeply)
407
00:18:15,097 --> 00:18:16,137
Why are you here?
408
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,745
I wanna live somewhere
where I'm wanted, Kev.
409
00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:21,980
- Patti didn't want me, you didn't want me.
- That's not true.
410
00:18:22,357 --> 00:18:24,525
Okay, it's a bit true. I just...
411
00:18:24,816 --> 00:18:27,385
- I wanted some respect.
- You're my brother, Kevin.
412
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,769
I already have parents. I
don't need some list of rules.
413
00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:33,697
You're right. I'm sorry.
414
00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:37,948
What about help? Could
you use some of that?
415
00:18:38,386 --> 00:18:41,154
At times, maybe yes, I could.
416
00:18:41,179 --> 00:18:42,712
Do you wanna stay here?
417
00:18:43,704 --> 00:18:46,139
(sighs) Not really. I
mean, they're really nice,
418
00:18:46,164 --> 00:18:48,398
but... it's not home.
419
00:18:49,309 --> 00:18:51,143
And there's no Wi-Fi, so...
420
00:18:52,015 --> 00:18:53,381
Are you asking me back?
421
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,481
(whimsical music playing)
422
00:18:59,827 --> 00:19:00,893
Thanks!
423
00:19:04,413 --> 00:19:05,947
(chirping)
424
00:19:17,585 --> 00:19:19,319
Yeah, I'm asking you back.
425
00:19:21,675 --> 00:19:22,976
- Ow.
- (laughs)
426
00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:24,511
Ow. Ow.
427
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,532
(mumbles) I'm such an idiot.
428
00:19:28,881 --> 00:19:30,816
Aw. They were really nice.
429
00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:33,785
You know, they have blankets that you wear.
430
00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:36,855
I just can't imagine you living
with some old married couple.
431
00:19:36,889 --> 00:19:38,991
Oh, they're not married.
Gerta's his sister.
432
00:19:40,026 --> 00:19:42,861
Oh, wouldn't it be sweet
if we ended up that way?
433
00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:46,359
I'm kidding. I have no
intention of living past 50. Ugh.
434
00:19:59,941 --> 00:20:02,009
_
435
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:04,033
_
436
00:20:04,057 --> 00:20:06,489
_
437
00:20:06,514 --> 00:20:08,582
(sighs) You ready?
438
00:20:08,616 --> 00:20:10,217
Yeah.
439
00:20:10,932 --> 00:20:12,900
(rock music playing)
440
00:20:13,263 --> 00:20:16,365
It's super easy, and it combines
something that you love...
441
00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:18,525
Taking pictures... With
something that I love...
442
00:20:18,559 --> 00:20:20,059
You having money in your bank account
443
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,128
to pay rent with.
444
00:20:21,162 --> 00:20:22,561
You can do it all on your cellphone
445
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,363
and you never have to be
awake during bank hours.
446
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,365
Wow. Cellphones are for more
447
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:27,466
than just posting selfies.
448
00:20:27,501 --> 00:20:28,534
Who knew?
449
00:20:28,568 --> 00:20:29,735
(chuckles)
450
00:20:29,769 --> 00:20:31,504
Thanks for helping me.
451
00:20:31,538 --> 00:20:33,071
I'm really happy I'm here.
452
00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:38,468
No, no, no.
453
00:20:38,493 --> 00:20:40,592
Just the check.
454
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:44,802
No.
455
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:49,402
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