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(THUNDER CRASHING)
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ANNOUNCER ON TV: Defy reason.
Defy everything you know.
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(ANNOUNCER READING)
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Welcome to Fright Night.
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Onstage at the Hard Rock Hotel
and Casino in Las Vegas.
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Welcome back.
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In the northern Las Vegas suburb
of Hillcrest Bluffs today,
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a woman leaving a grocery store says
a man came up to her
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and tried to bite her.
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He was scared off
by the security guard.
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If you've seen or witnessed anything
similar...
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(BREATHING RAGGEDLY)
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(GASPS)
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(LOW GROWLING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(ENGINE STALLING)
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Really? Really?
I'm going to take you apart.
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You watch me.
Watch me take you apart.
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You're done. You're done.
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Nothing doing, huh?
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This thing has got no ambition.
It's got no huevos.
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Doris, do you want some help
with the trash?
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Oh, I got it. Thanks.
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All right. Good to see you, Char-Char.
You're getting big.
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Hey, kid. Don't leer at the neighbors.
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She's the one that
put the word on her butt.
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I'm just reading it.
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Is he ever going to
move that dumpster?
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Oh, Mom, come on.
You got to get over it.
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Attitude.
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You've been stressed or something.
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Amy?
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Amy is good.
Hasn't dumped me yet, so...
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Getting what you want can be stressful.
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Especially when you're not used
to getting it. More to lose.
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You reading those books again?
The Power of Whatever-the-Hell?
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Because they're definitely not working.
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And neither is this bike.
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Still tripping out over some guy's box.
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It's an eyesore.
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I'm trying to get people to move in,
not join the legions leaving town.
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- I like that word. "Legions."
- Hello.
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Can I get some help here?
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- (SIGHS) When the Perrys lived there...
- When the Perrys lived there,
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they were the greatest neighbors ever,
but they moved.
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I thought you were happy
their house finally sold.
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He's not digging a pool, so where did
all this concrete come from?
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That's a very good question.
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Maybe you should spy on him
some more and find out.
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He's 13 feet from our house.
That's not spying.
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It's merely observing.
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- Hi, Mrs. Brewster.
- Hey, honey. Hi, girls.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Oh, hey, Ed called again.
- Yeah?
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I'm tired of
making excuses for you, Charley.
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If you don't want to talk to him,
just tell him.
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Kind of defeats the purpose.
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(SIGHS)
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- Still can't get the bike started?
- No faith.
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So you don't need a ride?
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Amy!
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Amy! Oh, my God.
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Hey!
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- Charley?
- Yeah.
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- Guess what?
- What?
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- Guess what? We are on time.
- Oh, good.
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- You stress too much.
- No, I don't.
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Yeah, you do.
You do your worried thing.
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- What's my "worried thing"?
- Your worried thing.
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I don't have a worried thing.
I never make that face.
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All the time.
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- Ladies.
- Dudes. Looking good.
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Seriously? A mochaccino?
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You can't ride with the girls any more.
I mean,
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you let them brush your hair,
My Pretty Pony?
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Chuck's secure.
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Nice, man. Nice kicks.
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- Puce.
- Fuck, yeah.
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I have track after school.
I'll see you later.
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Hey, Amy, Amy.
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About the prom. I was going to ask you.
I just kind of figured it was a go.
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You, me, ill-fitting tuxedo.
The whole thing, you know?
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No. Nobody goes to the dance
in senior year.
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Okay. Yeah, I knew that.
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- It's so not cool.
- I know.
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- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
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(SIGHS)
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Did you find
a freaking genie lamp, man?
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Make a sacrifice to the hot-ass gods?
How do you get that?
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- Just game, man.
- (BEN SNICKERS)
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Rock-solid game.
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- He doesn't even have a car.
- Seriously.
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- GRANADA: Ben Wegener?
- Here.
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Nick Straley?
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Nick?
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- Courtney Frank?
- Here.
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Adam Johnson?
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Adam?
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- Steve Danton?
- Here.
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- Matt Hofstetler?
- Yo.
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- Ellen Mclntosh?
- Here, Ms Granada.
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Samuel Silverman?
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Holy crap, man. How did you get that?
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She's hard up, man.
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Dude, I think Ed's going to talk to us.
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Hey, can I get a minute?
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Just the two of you? That's sweet!
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Now he can school you
in the ways of geek-douchery.
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Nice. Don't you have
some sluts to go fuck?
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Actually, yeah, I do.
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It's important, Brewster.
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What's up, Ed?
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You know Adam's missing, right?
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What do you mean, Adam's missing?
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I keep trying him.
No texts, no phone calls, nothing.
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I don't know if you were
paying attention at roll call,
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but he's not the only one that's gone.
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Kids aren't coming to school.
That happens all the time.
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What do you want me to do about it?
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Just meet me at his house after school.
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We'll check around
and see if he's okay.
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I can't. I'm sorry. I'm busy.
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I don't think you understand
what I'm telling you. Adam's gone.
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Do we really have to do this here?
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Wow. Am I supposed to not even speak
to you any more?
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- Be quiet. Don't spaz out.
- "Don't spaz out."
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You don't want me to spaz out?
Oh, my God! It's so horrible!
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Crossing the streams! Will high school
as we know it cease to exist?
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Okay. You want me to go tell your pals
how well we really know each other?
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The LEGO contests,
the Farscape conventions,
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- the costumes?
- Please stop.
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Or how about that one time
you took my Stretch Armstrong,
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so you could tie it around your balls
and jerk off for an hour?
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- Stop.
- Then be my backup.
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Okay, fine. Adam's after school.
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Don't be late.
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I'd really like Stretch back, by the way.
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AMY: You know what I want for dinner?
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You realize you're eating
right now, right?
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You just forced me to get you
a smoothie so big
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that they named a planet after it.
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It's true. I'm insatiable.
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You are.
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What was that for?
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Nothing.
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JANE: I'm so sorry to take up your time.
I really appreciate your help.
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Is my mom flirting?
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Hey, Charley, I'm at Adam's house,
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and it's really weird,
because you're not here.
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Remember those videos of us
back in the day?
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Adam, you, and I dressed in tights?
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You don't want your new pals
seeing you in that, do you? All right.
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(EXHALES)
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JANE: So, not a pool?
What's the work you're doing?
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JERRY: Foundation problems.
I had to rip up half the basement.
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Oh, these houses were
practically built overnight.
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It never surprises me
when they come apart.
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This is the third time
this thing has broken.
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JERRY: Done. Just needed a new stem.
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Jerry, this is my son, Charley, and his...
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I don't know. Do we say "girlfriend"?
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Hi, I'm Amy.
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Hey, Jerry.
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Nice to meet you.
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(CLEARING THROAT) So, Jerry is our
new neighbor at the Perry place.
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- And he's handy.
- No kidding.
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I'm sorry about the mess, Charley.
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I was just saying to your mom
I'll have the dumpster gone tomorrow.
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It doesn't bother me. My mom was...
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Jerry does night construction
on the Strip.
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CHARLEY: Oh.
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You play ball.
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I'm always looking for a pickup game.
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Yeah, no, I do. Definitely.
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- I do.
- It's more of a collector thing, the shoes.
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He's obsessed.
They sleep on sidewalks to get them.
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- I play, though.
- It takes a real man to wear
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puce.
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I like them.
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So, I'd invite you guys inside,
but it's a mess.
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- I've been meaning to.
- Be neighborly.
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A drink. Something.
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(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
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(JERRY EXHALING)
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Soon, okay?
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Yeah, you bet.
And thank you so much for the help.
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It's the least I could do.
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My God. Why did you blow him off?
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A guy that good-looking still single?
Bad bet. He is a player.
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Nice, Mom, breaking it down.
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I've had enough man troubles.
I am not getting suckered again.
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
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CHARLEY: Oh, wow.
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I got to go.
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- What?
- I'll call you later. Okay?
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- Now?
- Dinner's on.
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- That's fine. I'll eat after.
- Charley!
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- Are you okay?
- Okay, see you, guys.
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Dude, where the hell have you been?
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- You said after school.
- I meant right after. This is dusk.
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- Do you know what that means?
- No, I have no idea.
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- Let me consult my pocket dictionary.
- Nice.
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Hello? Anybody home?
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Nope.
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(RINGING DOORBELL)
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CHARLEY: This is nuts.
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ED: I really hate to be the one
to tell you this, but
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that guy, your neighbor,
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he's a vampire, man.
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- My neighbor? Next door?
- Yeah.
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Jerry. I just met him.
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Okay. Jerry.
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That is a terrible vampire name. Jerry?
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I didn't name him, man.
I'm just reporting the facts.
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Dude.
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(WHISPERING) Hello?
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Adam?
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(STOMPING HEAVILY)
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(SHUSHING)
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Yo. It's Ed.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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- Jesus.
- I feel stupid. It's a cardboard cut-out.
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Nice.
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- They're not here, dude.
- It's not just them, okay? Listen to me.
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I saw this thing on channel 13
where there was this lady
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who escaped an attacker
that tried to bite her.
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Why are you walking like that?
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All right. Listen.
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Adam and I graphed out all the attacks,
all the disappearances.
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- Whole families, gone.
- That happens all the time.
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Nobody lives in Vegas,
they just pass through.
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You live in Vegas.
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That's you right there in the center,
next to his house and Perry's old place.
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His windows
are completely blacked out.
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Lots of people
have blacked-out windows.
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They work on the Strip at night,
sleep during the day.
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Which is why it's the perfect plan. It fits!
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What? That Jerry's a Dracula?
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No. Dracula is one specific vampire.
I'm telling you...
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Dude, I know what you're telling me.
I'm making fun of you. I'm mocking you.
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- Awesome.
- You read way too much Twilight.
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That's fiction. This is real.
246
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:07,507
He's a real monster,
247
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,385
and he's not brooding,
or lovesick, or noble.
248
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,804
He's the fucking shark from Jaws.
249
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,600
He kills, he feeds, and he doesn't stop
until everybody around him is dead.
250
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,645
And I seriously am so angry
you think I read Twilight.
251
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,109
(FAINT THUD)
252
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:29,154
Ed? Ed?
253
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,032
You haven't asked him in yet,
have you?
254
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,492
Because obviously he can't get in
255
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,118
without an invitation.
I know you know that.
256
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,537
- You're on drugs, dude.
- No, well... Yeah.
257
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,289
But I thought you'd take
my word on this, man.
258
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:40,457
I have hard evidence at home.
259
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,125
Okay.
260
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,547
All right. Listen.
We have to stake him in his nest, okay?
261
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,842
Me and you. But not now. It's too dark.
262
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,177
We should go during the day.
263
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,637
That's what I read
on Peter Vincent's website.
264
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,681
- The magician?
- Yeah.
265
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,517
The magician in the bandana
and the leather pants and...
266
00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,810
- Yes.
...tattoos and...
267
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,104
Yes. He's the master of dark forces.
268
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:05,565
He studies vampire methodology.
What else do you need?
269
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,484
- Wow.
- Wow.
270
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:13,740
Can we just pretend for one minute
that you're not a complete douchebag?
271
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,492
Evil, this was fun when we were eight.
272
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,911
- Try 16.
- Whatever, man!
273
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,539
Point is I grew up.
If you don't want to, that's fine,
274
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,417
but don't get an attitude because
I'd rather have a life than make shit up.
275
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:27,212
I get it. You're so cool, Brewster.
276
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,423
Go ahead and join
your Clark High early peakers,
277
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,550
- and that includes your girlfriend.
- Shut up.
278
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,261
She's undeniably doable,
yes, I will give you that,
279
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,221
but we used to make fun
of her and her friends.
280
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,265
- She's a skank. We used to make fun...
- Shut up!
281
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,775
Adam's gone and you act
like you don't give a shit!
282
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,696
What the fuck happened to you?
283
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,531
We were inseparable.
284
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,285
You know when my life
started to get better?
285
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,370
When I stopped being friends with you.
286
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,883
(SNIFFS)
287
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,430
What a fucking asshole.
288
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,684
(EXCLAIMS)
289
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,354
Goddamn.
290
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:32,569
- Why are you on my street, bro?
- Sorry. I'm really sorry about that.
291
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,821
You tracked your nerd juice
all the way down it.
292
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:38,241
Really? Looks like I tracked
some nerd juice on your face there.
293
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:41,286
Oh, yeah? Do I still got some?
Still there?
294
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,662
Okay.
295
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,082
Just hit me. Really,
I don't have time for this.
296
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,375
Seriously?
297
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,878
Jesus, I just gave you
a fucking invitation to hit me.
298
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,546
You just gave me an invitation...
299
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,591
MARK: (EXCLAIMING) Oh!
300
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:58,178
(IN GRUFF VOICE) You better run, boy!
I'm coming! You better run!
301
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,526
(LAUGHS)
302
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,444
Unbelievable.
303
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,921
Shit!
304
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:36,675
You back the fuck up! I'm armed!
I know how to use this thing!
305
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,637
Hello! Please!
Please, somebody let me in!
306
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,014
Someone's after me right now!
Please!
307
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,642
Help me! God damn it!
308
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:59,990
Forget it, Jerry. No invitation.
You can't get in.
309
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,828
Oh, shit.
310
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:09,916
Abandoned. I thought
you did your homework.
311
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,669
You've been watching me.
312
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,758
I've been watching you.
It seems fair.
313
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,854
(WHISTLING OMINOUSLY)
314
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:33,899
(SNIFFS)
315
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,594
Shit, shit.
316
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,555
That looked like it hurt.
317
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,932
(SCREAMS)
318
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,902
You bit off more than you can chew.
319
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:22,072
It's too late. I told people what you are.
You've been made!
320
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,742
And you think anyone's
actually going to believe you.
321
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,411
Don't play that crap,
don't play that mind shit with me.
322
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,788
I'm serious. Try me!
323
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:31,831
Okay.
324
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:40,048
You say you're glad you're different.
325
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:44,052
- Get back!
- How can you be in a place like this?
326
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:48,014
These people, even your best friend,
327
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,350
- you're nothing to him now.
- No.
328
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,478
You were born for this.
329
00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:55,689
And you know it.
330
00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,818
It's a gift.
331
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,469
Good on his word.
332
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,725
Kid Comeback!
333
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,519
Gladiator Man!
334
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,521
Squid Man!
335
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,149
ED: Come at me if you dare!
CHARLEY: I dare!
336
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,155
ED: What can you do now, Squid Man?
337
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:47,615
(GROANING)
338
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,620
- Hey, you.
- Is Charley up yet?
339
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:56,833
You try. My voice seems to be
on some frequency he can't hear.
340
00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:58,501
Charley!
341
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,754
The world is Kid Comeback's!
342
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,589
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
343
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,632
(CHARLEY ROARING)
344
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,634
ED: No, you're already dead.
No, you're already dead.
345
00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:07,802
Coming!
346
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,181
- GRANADA: Eden Miller?
- Here.
347
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:13,224
Ed Lee?
348
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:16,811
Edward Lee?
349
00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:20,523
- Zach Taylor?
- Here.
350
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,984
- Beth Tepper?
- Here.
351
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:30,950
(DOORBELL RINGING)
352
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:34,412
Charley!
353
00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:37,248
- Hey, Mrs. Lee.
- What a nice surprise. Come in.
354
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,167
Rick, Charley's here.
355
00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:41,044
- This looks great.
- Thank you.
356
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:45,548
- Look at you, so handsome!
- No. You look great.
357
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,885
Ed said you really sprouted up.
Look at you. How's it going?
358
00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:50,970
Ed's going to be so sorry
he missed you.
359
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:53,681
- Oh, he's not here?
- No, he leaves early.
360
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:58,520
Do you mind if I run upstairs and...
There's just a book that we need.
361
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:00,605
Of course. Make yourself at home.
362
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,691
- Right up there.
- Nope, I remember.
363
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:29,717
(LAUGHS)
364
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:31,970
Oh, man.
365
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:44,440
ANNOUNCER: Peter Vincent.
Welcome to Fright...
366
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:56,202
ED: Oh, Adam. Here he comes.
You see? You see what I'm saying?
367
00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:59,664
ADAM: He's a guy with a wheelbarrow.
The horror.
368
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:02,584
ED: Don't be a dick.
You know what I'm trying to prove.
369
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,463
There. That's his truck.
370
00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:10,884
Fuck! Fuck me! Oh, he didn't look.
371
00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:16,014
That's him right there, Adam.
He does not show up on the video.
372
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:19,225
He is so nailed. So nailed.
373
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:47,670
- Hey, guy.
- Hey.
374
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:50,215
Guy.
375
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:53,134
- You could really do me a solid.
- What's that?
376
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:58,306
I got a girl on her way over for a beer,
and I'm all out of beer.
377
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:02,018
It's... Sucks.
378
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:05,897
Set me up. I'll pay you back two times.
A sixer for your mom and one for you.
379
00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:08,149
- What do you say?
- Yeah.
380
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,276
Yeah, let me do that.
381
00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:15,240
Right now. I'll go right now
and check what we got in the fridge.
382
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:16,574
Okay.
383
00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,994
- Cool. Just give me a second.
- Cool.
384
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:25,875
Let me just see what she's got.
385
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,461
Mom's kind of a...
386
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:31,256
Kind of a
387
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,883
light domestic
388
00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:36,803
kind of a mother.
389
00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:44,477
Nice kitchen.
390
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,106
Good cabinet work.
391
00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:50,358
Thanks.
392
00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:55,154
You cool with Budweiser?
393
00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:58,241
Yeah, that works. Yeah.
394
00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,580
- Oh, shit.
- Can I help you with that?
395
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:06,374
No! No, no.
396
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,504
I got it.
397
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,010
I just... Yeah, I got it.
398
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:36,946
Sorry it's not a sixer.
399
00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:57,008
This girl tonight, she's a handful.
400
00:27:58,927 --> 00:27:59,969
You know?
401
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:03,181
Women who look a certain way, they...
402
00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:06,267
(LAUGHS)
403
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:07,810
They need to be managed.
404
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,104
It's true.
405
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,364
Your dad ducked out on you?
406
00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:24,702
Your mom, she didn't exactly say, but
407
00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:31,667
there's a kind of neglect.
408
00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:36,672
Gives off a scent.
409
00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:43,346
You don't mind my saying,
you got a lot on your shoulders for a kid.
410
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,015
The two of you,
411
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:47,767
alone.
412
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:53,147
And your girl, Amy, she's ripe.
413
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:58,361
I bet there's a line of guys
dying to pluck that. Your mom, too.
414
00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:04,409
You don't see it. Maybe you do,
but she's putting it out.
415
00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:09,247
It's on you to look out for them.
416
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,334
You up for that, guy?
417
00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:18,047
- I think I can manage.
- Good.
418
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:22,677
Because there are a lot of
bad people out there, Charley.
419
00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:32,687
Everyone's got to look
after his own business.
420
00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:42,280
Thanks for the beers.
421
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:50,621
(LOCK CLICKS)
422
00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:56,169
Hey.
423
00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,045
Where have you been?
424
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:00,840
You told me to meet you here
an hour ago.
425
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:04,594
Hello?
426
00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:07,180
Hey, are you all right?
427
00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:10,183
Are you all right? Everything good?
428
00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:11,392
Yep.
429
00:30:12,186 --> 00:30:15,021
- Why shouldn't it be?
- No, it should.
430
00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:17,106
Did you ever read this?
431
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,193
- No.
- It's really good.
432
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,653
It's kind of sexy, actually, in like,
433
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:26,407
frustrated, unconsummated sort of way.
434
00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:28,743
Like us, you mean.
435
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:30,661
Mmm-hmm. Kind of makes it hotter.
436
00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:43,674
- Am I boring you?
- No, I'm just tired. Sorry.
437
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:46,177
Okay. That's all right.
We can fix that.
438
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,058
Do you want to
get under the covers?
439
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:58,064
Right now? Really?
440
00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:02,527
Yeah, why not?
We could just give it a go, and...
441
00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:06,572
Please believe me, there is nothing
I would rather be doing right now
442
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:09,450
than getting under the covers with you.
443
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:10,576
Okay.
444
00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:17,208
Charley, don't be nervous.
445
00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:18,793
It's okay.
446
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:23,172
I'm not nervous, I'm cool.
I'm good.
447
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:34,058
(DOORBELL RINGS)
448
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,393
Did you hear that?
449
00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:37,478
DORIS: Sorry I'm late.
450
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:41,482
Doris. Oh, shit.
451
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,318
Shit.
452
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,529
What? He's hot,
your neighbor's a stripper.
453
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:47,905
They were bound to find each other.
454
00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:49,407
Go-go dancer.
455
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:53,786
No. You take away two tiny pieces
of cloth, she is a stripper.
456
00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:55,162
Rude.
457
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,417
Oh, shit! Oh, shit, he saw us!
458
00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:02,044
Whoa! Maybe.
It's not a big deal.
459
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:06,757
It's a huge deal, okay? Very big deal.
He looked at us and he was pissed!
460
00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:11,262
Okay, Charley, if you're not into this,
can you just tell me?
461
00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:12,680
Because you don't have to
do me any favors.
462
00:32:13,015 --> 00:32:16,767
Amy, I'm not doing you any favors.
Of course I'm into this. Of course.
463
00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:18,352
I don't trust that guy.
464
00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:21,689
You're so stupid, Charley.
465
00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:24,150
- I'm going.
- Oh, come on. I'm sorry.
466
00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:28,404
No, I'm going. I'm going to leave you to
look out the window at the neighbors
467
00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:31,115
and have fun
with your neighborhood watch thing!
468
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,578
(SIGHING)
469
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:46,213
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
470
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:53,387
Oh, shit.
471
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:01,062
OPERATOR: 911...
472
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:02,855
(CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO)
473
00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:05,983
A woman screaming?
474
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:08,903
(LAUGHS) You bet she screamed.
475
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,029
(ALL LAUGHING)
476
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,907
"You bet I made her scream." Jeez.
477
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:17,411
- Keep it down a bit.
- Sure, absolutely.
478
00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:18,913
Unbelievable.
479
00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:13,300
Come on. Come on.
480
00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:18,806
There it is.
481
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:04,643
(WHISPERING) Doris?
482
00:35:27,876 --> 00:36:10,084
Doris?
483
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,430
(TRUCK APPROACHING)
484
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:50,791
Shit.
485
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,470
(CLICK)
486
00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:58,108
Fuck!
487
00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:02,821
(SOFTLY) Doris?
488
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:04,823
Doris.
489
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,034
It's Charley.
490
00:38:07,369 --> 00:38:09,703
Charley? Charley!
491
00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:12,706
Oh, God! Get me out of here!
492
00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,375
I am. I am. (SHUSHES)
493
00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:21,548
Hurry!
494
00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:27,346
(DOOR OPENING)
495
00:38:30,684 --> 00:38:31,850
Shit! Shit!
496
00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:34,603
Oh, no, he's coming back!
He's coming back! No!
497
00:38:53,707 --> 00:38:55,290
DORIS: No, please.
498
00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:03,799
Please don't. Please.
499
00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:12,641
No, please don't. Please don't.
500
00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:24,653
(CRYING)
501
00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:17,706
(SNIFFS)
502
00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:29,134
(EXHALING)
503
00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:40,854
Fuck!
504
00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:53,242
Oh, God!
505
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:58,664
Good. I got you. I got you.
506
00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:03,085
That's the first thing you wear for Joe
when you get your new boobies.
507
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:06,338
I want to get breast implants, but
my husband, he's more of an ass guy,
508
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:09,424
and he's very happy with my boobies,
with my minus-As.
509
00:41:09,551 --> 00:41:11,218
(CHATTER ON TV CONTINUES)
510
00:41:26,568 --> 00:41:28,277
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
511
00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:35,075
(DORIS WHIMPERING)
512
00:41:43,877 --> 00:41:45,544
(SHUSHING)
513
00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,338
(WHIMPERS)
514
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,094
(CHATTER ON TV CONTINUES)
515
00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:10,837
Thank you.
516
00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:14,883
You'll be all right.
You'll be all right.
517
00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:16,301
(SCREAMS)
518
00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:25,978
(LAUGHS)
519
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:33,318
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
520
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:35,779
Hey, you're going to be late.
521
00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:43,203
The hours you keep.
It's like living with a vampire.
522
00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:45,205
Mom...
523
00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:47,541
That guy Jerry, next door.
524
00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:51,378
Under no circumstances
is he invited into our house,
525
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:52,879
all right? He's dangerous.
526
00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:55,090
- I think I can handle myself.
- Mom, please, I'm serious.
527
00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:57,926
Don't acknowledge him.
Don't talk to him,
528
00:43:58,052 --> 00:43:59,803
and at night, please stay inside.
529
00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:01,805
Why? Because he's dangerous?
530
00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:04,808
I can't answer a million questions
right now. Will you just trust me?
531
00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:09,062
Charley, stop! I'm your mom,
not some ridiculous woman.
532
00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:13,483
I'm sorry, I can't do this right now.
I can't answer a million things right now.
533
00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:15,819
I don't understand. Charley!
534
00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:32,753
Hey.
535
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:37,341
You weren't in class.
What are you working on?
536
00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:39,843
Porn.
537
00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:41,053
(SIGHS)
538
00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:44,306
Good. I thought
it was something creepy.
539
00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:51,146
You okay?
540
00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:55,442
- I should probably...
- Get back to your porn?
541
00:44:57,111 --> 00:44:59,363
- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.
542
00:45:20,468 --> 00:45:22,344
(PEOPLE WHOOPING)
543
00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:35,482
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
544
00:45:54,043 --> 00:45:56,503
Get back, demons!
545
00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:09,975
(HISSES)
546
00:46:10,059 --> 00:46:11,226
No!
547
00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:17,899
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop! Cut it!
548
00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:19,067
(MUSIC STOPS)
549
00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:21,278
Come on! What the fuck, people?
550
00:46:22,697 --> 00:46:25,574
Fire. She's supposed to be on fire,
not dribbling fucking smoke.
551
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:26,950
She keeps moving the squib.
552
00:46:27,743 --> 00:46:29,411
Hey, I do not.
553
00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:33,582
But Mr. Fireman here almost nearly
burned off my extensions last time.
554
00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:38,378
Bugger this. Look!
Get me some professionals, all right?
555
00:46:40,882 --> 00:46:41,882
CHARLEY: Mr. Vincent?
556
00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:44,134
Mr. Vincent?
Hi, I'm from the Vegas Sun.
557
00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:45,594
We had an appointment today.
558
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,804
I don't think so.
Speak to my guy.
559
00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:50,390
No, we did. I'm doing that article,
560
00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:51,975
"Vampires: Separating Myth
From Fact."
561
00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:53,393
Do you want a quote?
562
00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:56,480
That's a shit idea for an article.
563
00:46:57,398 --> 00:46:58,565
Look, please...
564
00:46:58,649 --> 00:46:59,900
(HISSING)
565
00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:03,737
Please, I need your expertise
and you're the man on this stuff, so...
566
00:47:03,905 --> 00:47:05,405
I fucked her.
567
00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:07,741
Filthy!
568
00:47:10,286 --> 00:47:11,328
So, is this, what,
569
00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:12,913
your first assignment or something?
570
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:14,915
Yeah.
571
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,292
(LAUGHS)
572
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:20,253
I'm going to pop your cherry.
573
00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:24,299
Ginger! Bring him upstairs.
You got 10 minutes.
574
00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,351
Wow! This is all his stuff?
575
00:47:34,477 --> 00:47:37,812
He started collecting tarots and Ouijas.
Gateway stuff.
576
00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:41,441
Now scholars,
they call him for answers.
577
00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:43,610
Those books, the forgotten texts,
578
00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,946
the Agrippa. He's read them all.
579
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,949
No, don't touch anything.
He's PMS-y today.
580
00:47:49,534 --> 00:47:51,535
Sensitive little girl.
581
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:55,455
Over there, that's haunted antiques.
Cursed stuff!
582
00:47:56,624 --> 00:48:01,378
And that's Pete's honorary degree
from LVSU.
583
00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:04,214
But he got it off the Internet.
584
00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:09,844
(EXCLAIMS) Fuck!
585
00:48:11,806 --> 00:48:13,557
The one and only.
586
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:19,312
- Midori me.
- Midori yourself, douchebag.
587
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,565
- Fuck you!
- Asswipe.
588
00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:25,235
Come on in. Come on.
589
00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:41,835
It looks like pee, but I'm hooked.
590
00:48:43,546 --> 00:48:45,714
- Do you want some?
- I'm good, thank you.
591
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,217
No? Too much for you?
Do you want a Shirley Temple?
592
00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:50,343
Uh...
593
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,178
Sit down.
594
00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:57,183
So,
595
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:02,439
I'm the expert for your vampire thing?
596
00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:05,692
They're all the rage.
597
00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,447
Leather, it doesn't breathe.
598
00:49:10,573 --> 00:49:13,783
Fucking rashes are fucking killing me.
599
00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:18,413
(GROANING)
600
00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:20,999
Shoot.
601
00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:24,419
Right. Well...
602
00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:26,838
Look, I know your show...
603
00:49:29,508 --> 00:49:31,384
I know your show is an illusion.
604
00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:32,802
Meaning bullshit?
605
00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:40,352
- Yeah, fair enough.
- But say I wanted to kill a vampire.
606
00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:42,187
(LAUGHS)
607
00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:45,857
- Yeah, sorry. Go on.
- How would I go about doing that?
608
00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:48,735
You want to know how to kill a vampire?
Seriously?
609
00:49:48,861 --> 00:49:50,820
Yeah, kill a vampire.
610
00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:53,323
Well, let's think.
611
00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:57,369
You got fire, beheading.
612
00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:02,874
You can make him
a big garlicky omelet.
613
00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:05,919
Or go traditional.
Stake through the heart. Bam!
614
00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:11,675
Cool. So that stuff really works?
615
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:14,844
Well, maybe not the omelet.
616
00:50:16,806 --> 00:50:18,264
How the fuck should I know?
617
00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:25,605
I don't know. You have all this stuff,
618
00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:26,773
and you
619
00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:30,694
are "Peter Vincent: Vampire..."
620
00:50:32,238 --> 00:50:34,197
- I don't know. I'm not sure.
- I read books.
621
00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:39,285
You think I'm hanging out with Dracula?
And the Easter bunny? Fuck off.
622
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:40,578
(BURPS)
623
00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:44,874
I'm sorry, but I have
a personal interest in this.
624
00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:47,460
I think one of them got my friend.
625
00:50:48,421 --> 00:50:50,547
What? "One of them,"
meaning a vampire?
626
00:50:50,673 --> 00:50:53,466
Yeah. Jerry. He lives next door to me.
627
00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:56,845
Jerry? Jerry the vampire?
628
00:50:57,179 --> 00:51:00,473
Do you think I don't know
how this sounds?
629
00:51:00,641 --> 00:51:05,270
Two days ago I would have laughed
in my face, but it's really happening.
630
00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:07,814
I am so far down the rabbit hole.
631
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:12,902
I was in his house, or his lair,
or whatever, and I got these pictures.
632
00:51:13,237 --> 00:51:15,280
- If you just look at them.
- Okay. Get out.
633
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:17,741
- No, please.
- You're a nut job. Ginger!
634
00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:20,243
I'm not! I know what I saw.
635
00:51:20,369 --> 00:51:22,287
No, you don't. Illusion, remember?
636
00:51:22,371 --> 00:51:24,414
People see
what they want to see. This is...
637
00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:26,291
You don't collect this stuff.
You don't have all this stuff
638
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:28,835
if you don't believe, and I promise you,
I can take you to him.
639
00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:30,712
I can show you
what you've been waiting for...
640
00:51:30,838 --> 00:51:33,465
What, in Clark County,
Nevada? (SHOUTING) Ginger!
641
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:35,258
That's a hotbed of supernatural activity.
642
00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:37,761
It is, though. It's genius.
643
00:51:37,845 --> 00:51:41,306
It's a transient population. People
work all night, they sleep all day!
644
00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:42,724
Get this loser out of my sight, please.
645
00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:44,517
- Stop!
- Whoa!
646
00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:47,854
He got my friend already!
I am not crazy.
647
00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:52,066
I'm not. I don't want to know this shit.
648
00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:53,860
Please, just look at these pictures.
649
00:51:54,570 --> 00:51:57,363
Get the fuck out of my house!
650
00:51:58,574 --> 00:52:00,825
Time to go, doll. Come on.
651
00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:24,808
MARK: Dude, is that Charley?
What the fuck is he doing?
652
00:52:26,894 --> 00:52:28,186
BEN: It's paranoia.
653
00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:32,065
Once I thought I was being chased
by carrots with machetes.
654
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:35,819
- I know!
- Whatever, man.
655
00:52:35,945 --> 00:52:37,904
You guys are both ruining my high.
656
00:52:38,739 --> 00:52:39,864
(TAPPING ON WINDOW)
657
00:52:39,949 --> 00:52:42,826
Oh, shit! All right,
ditch the weed. I'm cool.
658
00:52:49,708 --> 00:52:51,960
- Hey, guy.
- Yeah?
659
00:52:52,044 --> 00:52:53,461
(JERRY TRANSFORMING)
660
00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:56,965
- Fuck...
- Oh, fuck.
661
00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:22,532
Hey.
662
00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:24,158
- Hey.
- Hey.
663
00:53:26,871 --> 00:53:30,206
The whole house looks like that show.
Dark Shadows.
664
00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:34,544
Yeah. It's a gag for Amy.
665
00:53:35,421 --> 00:53:36,504
Long story.
666
00:53:36,589 --> 00:53:38,214
(DOORBELL RINGING)
667
00:53:38,299 --> 00:53:40,508
Don't, Mom, don't!
Don't open it!
668
00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:47,140
How did you get in here?
669
00:53:47,266 --> 00:53:48,850
- It was unlocked.
- Oh, my God.
670
00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:51,311
Mom, please, I told you to lock the door!
671
00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:52,437
Okay!
672
00:53:53,188 --> 00:53:56,274
You are flipping out.
You're acting all weird.
673
00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:58,151
You're blowing everything off.
674
00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:00,945
Is that a stake?
675
00:54:02,865 --> 00:54:05,575
No. Maybe.
676
00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:08,369
Look.
677
00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:13,541
Even if you are losing it,
you do not get to blow me off.
678
00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:16,336
You don't go from something
to nothing overnight.
679
00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:21,341
You're not nothing to me, Charley,
so whatever is happening,
680
00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:26,054
I would like you to talk to me,
to tell me what is going on.
681
00:54:28,057 --> 00:54:29,891
Oh, man. Amy, look...
682
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:31,893
(STUTTERING)
683
00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:34,270
I need you to just
forget about me, okay?
684
00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:37,273
I'm not going to let you get hurt.
I'm sorry.
685
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:39,400
What? How?
How am I going to get hurt?
686
00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,324
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
687
00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:47,450
- Stay there.
- JANE: I got it.
688
00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:50,119
No! Don't answer it.
Please don't answer it.
689
00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:52,038
This is ridiculous, Charley.
690
00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:53,831
Jane, it's Jerry from next door.
691
00:54:53,958 --> 00:54:56,376
Don't answer the door.
692
00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:58,503
This is my house.
I will answer the door if I want to.
693
00:54:58,629 --> 00:54:59,671
But, Mom!
694
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,464
Jane, I need to talk to you.
695
00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:05,510
Just hold on!
696
00:55:05,844 --> 00:55:08,221
Now. Your son is harassing me.
697
00:55:08,973 --> 00:55:10,264
- Charley, what is going on?
- CHARLEY: Listen to me.
698
00:55:10,391 --> 00:55:12,016
Whatever he says,
he's going to try to slip...
699
00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:13,810
JERRY: Jane, he broke into my house.
700
00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:15,103
Is that true?
701
00:55:15,229 --> 00:55:19,023
JERRY: I'd rather not take this to the
authorities, but I will. I have no choice.
702
00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:21,234
He's sick! He's deluded.
703
00:55:23,862 --> 00:55:25,154
Please.
704
00:55:28,409 --> 00:55:30,201
Go get the authorities!
705
00:55:58,063 --> 00:56:00,064
- Shit!
- JANE: What?
706
00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:05,528
Wow. What is he doing?
707
00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:07,071
I don't know, but whatever it is,
it's not good.
708
00:56:12,786 --> 00:56:15,538
We're all right
as long as we stay inside
709
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:18,041
because obviously
he can't get in without an invitation.
710
00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:22,879
- Like a vampire.
- Yeah, really, like a vampire.
711
00:56:24,465 --> 00:56:26,257
This is the joke for Amy, right?
712
00:56:26,341 --> 00:56:28,217
I can't believe
you got Jerry to go along with it.
713
00:56:28,343 --> 00:56:29,385
Take this.
714
00:56:30,804 --> 00:56:31,846
Okay.
715
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,265
Vampire protection.
716
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:35,933
I don't think this is funny.
717
00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:40,563
Shit.
718
00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:43,107
Hey.
719
00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:46,402
What the fuck is he doing to my yard?
720
00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:10,510
What's that?
721
00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:11,803
(GAS HISSING)
722
00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:27,068
(SCREAMING)
723
00:57:32,491 --> 00:57:35,118
I don't need an invitation
if there's no house.
724
00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:36,577
Come on. Come on!
725
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:41,124
JANE: Get in! I'll drive.
726
00:57:45,504 --> 00:57:48,131
Jesus Christ, Charley,
what the hell is going on?
727
00:57:49,091 --> 00:57:52,051
Mom, just go!
Just gun it! Just go!
728
00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:01,811
(ENGINE REWING)
729
00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:08,568
- Is everybody okay?
- Are you all right?
730
00:58:08,694 --> 00:58:09,735
JANE: Nobody's hurt?
731
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:10,903
(AMY SCREAMING)
732
00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:12,613
(SCREAMS)
733
00:58:13,574 --> 00:58:14,615
Look out!
734
00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:19,537
Are you all right?
Amy, are you okay? You okay?
735
00:58:20,539 --> 00:58:21,998
- Jesus!
- Mom, keep driving!
736
00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:23,207
JANE: What the hell is going on?
737
00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:27,003
This is seriously not okay, Charley!
Who the fuck is this guy?
738
00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:29,005
Mom, I told you,
he's a fucking vampire!
739
00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:31,716
- Enough with the vampires!
- Really!
740
00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:35,469
Let's just calm down.
I'm going to call the police.
741
00:58:37,431 --> 00:58:39,265
- I don't have any service.
- I do. No.
742
00:58:39,391 --> 00:58:42,518
I hate the fucking desert!
Now I have a psycho next door.
743
00:58:45,606 --> 00:58:48,608
Oh, shit. Charley, is this him?
Who is this?
744
00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:53,237
Oh, man. Damn it.
745
00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:55,072
- AMY: Oh, my God.
- No.
746
00:58:55,157 --> 00:58:56,949
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no.
747
00:58:59,077 --> 00:59:00,661
AMY: God! What the fuck!
748
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:02,580
JANE: What is he doing?
749
00:59:02,664 --> 00:59:03,915
AMY: Charley,
he's coming around the side.
750
00:59:03,999 --> 00:59:05,708
CHARLEY: Keep going. Keep going.
751
00:59:06,084 --> 00:59:07,752
JANE: Jesus Christ.
752
00:59:08,086 --> 00:59:09,545
AMY: Shit. Look out!
753
00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:13,758
What does he want?
754
00:59:24,645 --> 00:59:26,687
JANE: Oh, no. What do I do?
CHARLEY: Hit him.
755
00:59:27,022 --> 00:59:28,314
- What?
- Hit him.
756
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,983
- Mom, just hit him!
- Charley, no!
757
00:59:31,777 --> 00:59:33,277
Just fucking hit him!
758
00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,199
- Don't stop.
- AMY: Holy shit!
759
00:59:38,325 --> 00:59:40,409
CHARLEY: Just drive. Don't stop!
AMY: Oh, my God.
760
00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:52,755
- Do you see him?
- No.
761
00:59:57,177 --> 00:59:58,761
- Did I kill him?
- Hopefully.
762
00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:01,764
(METAL SCRAPING)
763
01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:03,474
(UNDERCARRIAGE THUDDING)
764
01:00:12,192 --> 01:00:13,276
Mom.
765
01:00:15,737 --> 01:00:16,779
Oh, God.
766
01:00:18,657 --> 01:00:20,366
(JANE AND AMY SCREAMING)
767
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:24,120
No! That's his fucked-up vampire hand.
Now do you believe me?
768
01:00:25,372 --> 01:00:26,414
Shit!
769
01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:28,207
Keep driving, Mom!
770
01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:33,212
(JERRY GROWLING)
771
01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:34,672
Oh, my God!
772
01:00:36,216 --> 01:00:37,425
Charley, fucking kick him!
773
01:00:38,176 --> 01:00:39,302
Shit!
774
01:00:41,305 --> 01:00:43,055
Get away from me!
775
01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:50,146
- Where is he?
- I don't know.
776
01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:59,113
(GROANING)
777
01:01:01,116 --> 01:01:03,117
JANE: Where is he? Where did he go?
CHARLEY: Stay in the car.
778
01:01:08,123 --> 01:01:09,415
What the hell
do you think you're doing?
779
01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:11,667
No! Stay in the car!
780
01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:13,961
You stop in the middle of the road,
you got a taillight out.
781
01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:28,726
(GROWLING)
782
01:01:40,822 --> 01:01:42,448
(MAN SCREAMING)
783
01:01:46,411 --> 01:01:47,453
No, Charley!
784
01:01:52,292 --> 01:01:53,334
CHARLEY: Hey!
785
01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:55,086
Charley!
786
01:02:14,523 --> 01:02:15,564
Hey.
787
01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:19,485
Please go. It'll be all right.
Go. Take her and go!
788
01:02:19,611 --> 01:02:21,487
Amy, take her and go!
789
01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:23,823
Catch you later.
790
01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:28,577
I repel you with the power
of Christ the Lord.
791
01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:31,455
Do you? Really?
792
01:02:34,793 --> 01:02:37,545
That's a mighty big cross
you got there, Charley.
793
01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:40,965
The question is,
do you have faith?
794
01:02:41,716 --> 01:02:42,758
Get back!
795
01:02:44,678 --> 01:02:47,430
Not the cross.
Not the cross, Charley.
796
01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:52,643
Come here.
797
01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:02,027
You ever get a stake
in the chest, Charley?
798
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,906
I have. It hurts.
799
01:03:06,741 --> 01:03:07,992
But they missed the heart.
800
01:03:08,326 --> 01:03:10,536
It's right here, Charley.
801
01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:13,372
Easy measurement.
802
01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:15,875
You shouldn't have been so nosy.
803
01:03:19,087 --> 01:03:20,296
(SCREECHING)
804
01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:25,176
(GRUNTING AND SCREECHING)
805
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,097
- Mom!
- Mrs. Brewster!
806
01:03:30,432 --> 01:03:31,640
Her head.
807
01:03:35,729 --> 01:03:36,770
- You got her?
- Yeah.
808
01:03:52,954 --> 01:03:54,622
- Charley...
- Hang on!
809
01:03:54,956 --> 01:03:55,998
(AMY SCREAMS)
810
01:04:32,118 --> 01:04:34,453
Good show tonight,
right, babycakes?
811
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:37,456
You were late again
on "The Devil's Torture Chamber."
812
01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:39,458
I have something for you. Look.
813
01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:44,713
You were early again
in the bedroom.
814
01:04:44,798 --> 01:04:45,965
Fuck you!
815
01:04:46,091 --> 01:04:48,926
I will fuck myself.
Someone's got to do it.
816
01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:29,842
AMY: We won't be up all night.
817
01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:32,845
Honestly, it's really not a party.
818
01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:36,640
Sit tight. We might have
a few more questions for you.
819
01:05:36,850 --> 01:05:38,309
- Okay.
- Mom?
820
01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:41,520
I love you. Bye.
821
01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:49,361
They only asked a couple of questions.
We should be okay.
822
01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:52,448
I don't know. I think maybe you
should've said something to the police.
823
01:05:52,991 --> 01:05:57,036
Like what? "This vampire moved in,
borrowed a six-pack of Bud,
824
01:05:57,370 --> 01:06:00,539
"ate a stripper and blew up our house
because we wouldn't invite him inside."
825
01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:05,044
Last time I called the cops,
they nearly all went to Chili's together.
826
01:06:07,881 --> 01:06:08,881
Okay.
827
01:06:13,511 --> 01:06:14,845
This is my fault.
828
01:06:16,723 --> 01:06:18,557
You didn't make any of it happen.
829
01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:22,519
Ed came to me,
and I turned my back on him.
830
01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,397
How were you supposed
to believe him?
831
01:06:25,565 --> 01:06:27,566
I mean, he begged me.
832
01:06:28,693 --> 01:06:29,985
I mean, he really...
833
01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:32,988
And he was my best friend.
834
01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:38,077
I know, but, Charley,
people, they change.
835
01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:40,579
Yeah, and I just changed into a dick.
836
01:06:41,539 --> 01:06:43,248
I figured my dweeb past
837
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:46,043
wasn't really going to be
very popular with the ladies, so I...
838
01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:49,713
Oh. Are you trying to say
this is my fault?
839
01:06:55,387 --> 01:06:57,096
I just really wanted you to like me,
that's all.
840
01:06:58,390 --> 01:06:59,598
Charley,
841
01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:02,935
I knew you were a dweeb.
842
01:07:03,937 --> 01:07:08,357
Do you think I wanted
some dude like Mark? Or Ben?
843
01:07:08,441 --> 01:07:09,525
No.
844
01:07:10,777 --> 01:07:13,612
I like you. Because you're different.
845
01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:19,535
It didn't hurt
that your skin cleared up.
846
01:07:20,954 --> 01:07:22,079
Thanks.
847
01:07:24,582 --> 01:07:25,958
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
848
01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:29,753
- Hello?
- I can help you.
849
01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:31,797
My place in one hour.
850
01:07:33,758 --> 01:07:35,259
We're going to see the Peter Vincent?
851
01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:39,263
It's underwhelming, believe me,
but he's what we've got.
852
01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:42,141
Mom's very religious.
853
01:07:49,315 --> 01:07:51,316
I'll tell you what I know,
but that's it.
854
01:07:52,152 --> 01:07:53,235
Right?
855
01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:58,741
Don't expect me to join
your little Scooby gang. Sit down.
856
01:08:00,452 --> 01:08:01,994
Whatever you got, I'll take it.
857
01:08:04,998 --> 01:08:06,623
That insignia you showed me.
858
01:08:08,835 --> 01:08:11,170
It's a species that originated
in the Mediterranean.
859
01:08:12,172 --> 01:08:15,007
They nest in the earth.
And they kill slowly.
860
01:08:16,301 --> 01:08:18,343
They keep their victims alive for days.
861
01:08:20,180 --> 01:08:21,305
Snackers.
862
01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:24,975
And they turn everyone?
They change them into...
863
01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:26,268
Yeah, I got it.
864
01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:29,313
They're tribal by nature.
He could be trying to turn them all.
865
01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:31,440
Replenish his ranks.
866
01:08:31,775 --> 01:08:33,942
How do we kill these guys?
This tribe.
867
01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:36,278
You two? You don't.
868
01:08:38,364 --> 01:08:41,950
It's a strong breed.
You're going to need an army.
869
01:08:42,368 --> 01:08:43,786
(PHONE RINGING)
870
01:08:44,788 --> 01:08:46,872
Hang on. Sorry. Sorry.
871
01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,376
- Hello!
- MAN: Mr. Vincent?
872
01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:53,796
- Yes!
- You have a delivery.
873
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,339
All right. Send him up.
874
01:08:56,049 --> 01:08:57,466
Ginger, we've got a delivery!
875
01:08:58,009 --> 01:08:59,218
(CHATTER ON TV)
876
01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:01,386
I'm watching my programme!
You get it!
877
01:09:01,721 --> 01:09:04,681
You're TiVo-ing it, you lazy cow!
Come on!
878
01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:11,230
Shit. Douchebag.
879
01:09:12,357 --> 01:09:13,816
Hi, doll.
880
01:09:15,068 --> 01:09:19,154
EBay. I order things late at night
when I've had a few cocktails...
881
01:09:19,239 --> 01:09:21,198
So, yeah, some nice stuff.
882
01:09:21,324 --> 01:09:23,200
Wait a minute.
You get deliveries this late?
883
01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:24,409
Yeah.
884
01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:29,373
No. I don't know.
885
01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:32,876
Oh, shit. No. You said
that guy could come in. That's a...
886
01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:34,670
An invitation, airhead.
887
01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:38,090
Hey, Mr. Vincent, package for you.
888
01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,092
Fuck!
889
01:09:40,260 --> 01:09:42,094
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- One second, guys. Business call.
890
01:09:42,846 --> 01:09:45,264
Hello. Oh, yeah.
891
01:09:45,390 --> 01:09:49,268
No, I'm looking at them right now.
Yeah, come on up.
892
01:09:50,436 --> 01:09:52,437
He's actually quite modern.
893
01:09:52,564 --> 01:09:55,357
Jerry dispensed
with all that "master" stuff.
894
01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:58,026
Ed, if you have a problem,
just keep it with me, okay?
895
01:09:58,111 --> 01:10:02,114
Oh, do I got a problem.
You let him get to me.
896
01:10:03,241 --> 01:10:04,783
You let him turn me into this.
897
01:10:08,788 --> 01:10:10,080
Stay away, demon.
898
01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:12,040
Is that itsy-bitsy little sticky for me?
899
01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:13,959
It's a crucifixion nail.
It's lethal to you.
900
01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:17,045
Yeah. That's old school. Nice!
901
01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:19,965
You're going to have to get
pretty close to use that thing, though.
902
01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:22,259
(ED GROWLS)
903
01:10:25,388 --> 01:10:26,638
(SCREAMING)
904
01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:27,973
(LAUGHING) Oh, no, you don't.
905
01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:29,224
Come on! Let's go!
906
01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:33,812
(ED SCREAMING)
907
01:10:35,315 --> 01:10:36,815
Holy shit!
908
01:10:38,151 --> 01:10:39,776
You took my arm!
909
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:43,280
Are you enjoying your panic room,
master of darkness?
910
01:10:43,448 --> 01:10:45,824
God, you are such a pussy. I love it!
911
01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:47,826
Come on!
912
01:10:51,164 --> 01:10:52,164
AMY: Oh, my God.
913
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:56,251
- Oh, my God.
- Amy, listen to me.
914
01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:59,755
There's more than one way out,
and there's a million things to fight with.
915
01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:01,590
We're going to be okay. All right?
916
01:11:01,674 --> 01:11:03,842
- Yeah.
- Trust me. Come on.
917
01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:08,180
Come on!
918
01:11:11,476 --> 01:11:12,684
Damn it.
919
01:11:14,312 --> 01:11:16,688
ED: Give it up, Chuck.
920
01:11:17,982 --> 01:11:21,109
If you hadn't turned out
to be such a dick,
921
01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:23,278
I might have tricked you out.
922
01:11:23,363 --> 01:11:25,656
We could have rocked
this evil shit together!
923
01:11:27,367 --> 01:11:28,867
Sign in, please.
924
01:11:29,452 --> 01:11:33,330
Sign in, all right?
Hey! I'm talking to you.
925
01:11:34,832 --> 01:11:36,208
I need you to sign in.
No exceptions...
926
01:11:49,847 --> 01:11:52,808
ED: I expected more of a fight
from you, Brewster.
927
01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:55,978
Girl's made you lazy in the head.
928
01:11:57,355 --> 01:11:58,814
Pussy will do that.
929
01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:03,694
I can hear you breathing.
930
01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:07,489
It's really fucking cool.
931
01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:12,035
I can feel you.
932
01:12:13,204 --> 01:12:14,871
I can taste you.
933
01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:17,833
You're so...
934
01:12:21,587 --> 01:12:22,671
(EXCLAIMING) Fuck!
935
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:24,381
Come on!
936
01:12:27,427 --> 01:12:29,177
Not so fast, Chuck.
937
01:12:33,433 --> 01:12:35,100
We got some catching up to do,
my friend.
938
01:12:35,852 --> 01:12:38,937
Amy, go. Amy, please go!
939
01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:45,902
(LAUGHS)
940
01:12:46,112 --> 01:12:50,240
It's just you and me now, buddy.
Mano a mano.
941
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,117
Let's do this.
942
01:12:56,289 --> 01:12:58,081
Nice weapon there, Squid Boy.
943
01:12:58,458 --> 01:12:59,499
Ed...
944
01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:01,376
Not going to do you much good, though,
945
01:13:01,461 --> 01:13:04,254
because I'm a goddamn
killing machine.
946
01:13:09,510 --> 01:13:10,594
(ED WHOOPS)
947
01:13:16,768 --> 01:13:18,810
Come on. It's like
you're not even trying.
948
01:13:24,025 --> 01:13:25,108
(SCREAMS)
949
01:13:47,173 --> 01:13:48,673
I'm so glad you're here.
950
01:14:09,153 --> 01:14:10,237
Werewolves.
951
01:14:16,702 --> 01:14:17,828
Vampires.
952
01:14:18,037 --> 01:14:19,913
(SCREECHING)
953
01:14:35,054 --> 01:14:36,680
(CRYING)
954
01:14:38,724 --> 01:14:39,766
(LAUGHING PAINFULLY)
955
01:14:40,393 --> 01:14:42,853
Bone is a motherfucker, Chuckles.
956
01:14:44,897 --> 01:14:46,189
It's hard to cut.
957
01:14:52,613 --> 01:14:53,989
Is this weird for you?
958
01:14:54,073 --> 01:14:56,032
Because I'm feeling
really homo right about now.
959
01:15:02,039 --> 01:15:03,206
Fuck!
960
01:15:13,593 --> 01:15:15,218
Bimbo's got some juice.
961
01:15:25,396 --> 01:15:26,438
Jerry's here.
962
01:15:30,610 --> 01:15:32,110
Do it, Charley.
963
01:15:34,322 --> 01:15:36,781
Charley, do it now!
964
01:15:49,128 --> 01:15:51,421
It's okay, Charley. It's okay.
965
01:16:01,974 --> 01:16:05,352
Come on. I found the stairs.
We have to go. Come on.
966
01:16:07,146 --> 01:16:08,146
Come on.
967
01:16:29,335 --> 01:16:30,377
Shit.
968
01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:36,174
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
969
01:16:41,347 --> 01:16:42,347
Come on.
970
01:16:43,224 --> 01:16:45,892
Wait. He can't kill us, not in here.
971
01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:49,479
Really? Look around. Do you think
any of these people are going to notice?
972
01:16:51,023 --> 01:16:52,315
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, God.
973
01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:11,710
It's tequila mad T-shirts!
974
01:17:20,052 --> 01:17:23,930
- Amy!
- Charley!
975
01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:37,944
Amy!
976
01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:42,907
Charley!
977
01:17:43,576 --> 01:17:44,617
Amy!
978
01:17:47,246 --> 01:17:49,080
Now that is what I'm talking about!
979
01:17:49,248 --> 01:17:51,416
Can you help me? Please?
980
01:17:56,255 --> 01:17:58,173
Charley's going to come.
He's gonna find me.
981
01:17:58,257 --> 01:17:59,549
I'm counting on it.
982
01:18:00,968 --> 01:18:04,054
You'll see. You just need a taste.
983
01:18:09,268 --> 01:18:10,518
It could be like a dream.
984
01:18:21,572 --> 01:18:22,614
CHARLEY: Amy!
985
01:18:23,783 --> 01:18:25,575
- How did you get in here?
- Listen, man! Listen to me!
986
01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:28,244
He's dangerous. You have to help me.
That guy's going to kill her.
987
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:31,081
Yeah, she looks to be liking it, then.
988
01:18:31,248 --> 01:18:33,291
No, man. Listen,
you don't understand!
989
01:18:43,761 --> 01:18:44,803
Attagirl.
990
01:18:48,641 --> 01:18:51,476
- ID, then you can...
- I don't have ID! There's no time!
991
01:18:51,811 --> 01:18:53,978
Amy! Amy!
992
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:09,077
Amy! No! No!
993
01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:13,248
No! Amy!
994
01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:31,766
(GASPS)
995
01:19:31,851 --> 01:19:33,852
Shit! How did you get in here?
996
01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:37,480
Security is a little lax since everybody
got their throat torn out.
997
01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:39,441
You, too? Has he turned you?
998
01:19:40,651 --> 01:19:42,360
Check your monitor, man.
999
01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:52,871
I don't know if Amy's alive
or dead or turned, but he got her.
1000
01:19:54,373 --> 01:19:57,459
I'm going to end him,
or he's going to end me.
1001
01:19:57,543 --> 01:19:59,878
That's how it's going to be,
and you're gonna come with me.
1002
01:20:04,842 --> 01:20:07,302
Don't you understand this yet?
There will be no fighting.
1003
01:20:07,386 --> 01:20:09,637
There will only be surviving.
1004
01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:12,223
- Maybe.
- Really?
1005
01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:13,808
You think if you live and we all die,
1006
01:20:13,893 --> 01:20:15,560
you'll be able to
get us out of your head?
1007
01:20:16,353 --> 01:20:19,647
No, I know I won't.
I never could after the first time.
1008
01:20:21,150 --> 01:20:22,734
So I told myself I made it up.
1009
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:28,239
I was a kid. Figured it was easier
to believe in monsters.
1010
01:20:30,743 --> 01:20:31,868
Made what up?
1011
01:20:34,872 --> 01:20:37,415
The vampire that killed my parents,
1012
01:20:38,417 --> 01:20:39,709
but not me.
1013
01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:44,172
You think I collected all this stuff
because it was bitching?
1014
01:20:44,882 --> 01:20:47,842
Come with me. We'll go in at dawn.
He's got to rest some time.
1015
01:20:49,261 --> 01:20:53,598
The only reason I survived the last time
is because I had the sense to hide.
1016
01:20:54,350 --> 01:20:57,602
If you want to be a dead hero,
good for you. I'm out.
1017
01:20:57,895 --> 01:20:58,937
(SCOFFS)
1018
01:20:59,730 --> 01:21:02,774
You think I'm a coward.
I'm not. I'm a realist.
1019
01:21:04,610 --> 01:21:06,569
So you just bail on people.
1020
01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:11,115
Hey, I get it.
My dad was like that.
1021
01:21:11,283 --> 01:21:14,619
But I don't want to live till tomorrow
if you're the kind of man I'm going to be.
1022
01:21:20,626 --> 01:21:22,460
Hang on. Wait.
1023
01:21:26,423 --> 01:21:27,715
Blessed by Saint Michael.
1024
01:21:29,969 --> 01:21:33,638
You kill your vampire with this, it's
supposed to change his victims back.
1025
01:21:37,476 --> 01:21:39,143
Maybe you can still save your girlfriend.
1026
01:21:40,980 --> 01:21:42,480
If it's for real.
1027
01:21:44,650 --> 01:21:45,984
You got a plan?
1028
01:21:47,069 --> 01:21:48,570
There's no guarantee he'll be sleeping.
1029
01:21:48,654 --> 01:21:50,822
To stake him, you got to get close.
1030
01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:55,660
Torch him.
1031
01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:59,414
A vampire on fire
is not thinking clearly.
1032
01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:04,794
If he's on fire, how do I get
close enough to stake him?
1033
01:22:11,594 --> 01:22:12,969
Fuck.
1034
01:22:53,677 --> 01:22:55,053
I'm going to kill a vampire.
1035
01:22:56,513 --> 01:22:58,056
Good for you.
1036
01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:51,442
Amy! Amy!
1037
01:23:52,945 --> 01:23:55,279
- Amy! Amy!
- AMY: Charley!
1038
01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:57,949
- You all right?
- Hey. Yeah.
1039
01:23:58,117 --> 01:24:00,118
- Hang on. I'm going to get you out.
- Hurry.
1040
01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:01,369
(SCREAMS)
1041
01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:06,582
Shit. Shit.
1042
01:24:09,294 --> 01:24:10,878
Amy! Amy?
1043
01:24:13,048 --> 01:24:15,758
- Fuck!
- Sorry.
1044
01:24:18,470 --> 01:24:20,388
I guess I don't want to be
a man like me, either.
1045
01:24:25,436 --> 01:24:26,644
Let's kill something.
1046
01:24:29,815 --> 01:24:31,774
Floor trap. I use them all the time.
1047
01:24:32,568 --> 01:24:33,818
What do you think is down there?
1048
01:24:34,653 --> 01:24:35,945
There's only one way to find out.
1049
01:24:36,822 --> 01:24:38,489
You're going down?
1050
01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:42,326
See that? Like a great date.
You get me drunk, I'll try anything.
1051
01:25:04,433 --> 01:25:06,517
Peter. Peter.
1052
01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:25,328
Oh, shit.
I may not be drunk enough for this.
1053
01:25:31,877 --> 01:25:33,211
After you.
1054
01:26:11,250 --> 01:26:12,291
AMY: Help!
1055
01:26:17,714 --> 01:26:19,382
You know this is a trap, right?
1056
01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:21,634
I'm counting on it.
1057
01:26:49,663 --> 01:26:50,746
Fuck!
1058
01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:04,844
She's all yours.
1059
01:27:09,641 --> 01:27:11,475
Look at you, all grown up.
1060
01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:15,521
Welcome to Fright Night,
1061
01:27:17,816 --> 01:27:19,275
for real!
1062
01:27:26,033 --> 01:27:27,366
Oh, fuck.
1063
01:27:31,496 --> 01:27:33,039
You've got your mother's eyes.
1064
01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:38,377
And your father's aim.
1065
01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:42,298
Better.
1066
01:27:43,175 --> 01:27:44,216
Fuck!
1067
01:27:47,220 --> 01:27:48,262
Amy!
1068
01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:08,741
Ow!
1069
01:28:12,871 --> 01:28:14,038
Really?
1070
01:28:17,042 --> 01:28:18,542
A pebble? That's it?
1071
01:28:22,881 --> 01:28:24,215
(RUSTLING)
1072
01:28:24,716 --> 01:28:26,467
Oh, shit.
1073
01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:47,488
Fuck!
1074
01:28:50,492 --> 01:28:53,619
You know you should have
saved me, Charley.
1075
01:28:54,621 --> 01:28:57,289
There's still time. All right?
1076
01:29:04,881 --> 01:29:07,299
He's inside me now.
1077
01:29:26,570 --> 01:29:27,987
Fucking eBay!
1078
01:29:32,284 --> 01:29:34,452
I'll be the best you ever had.
1079
01:29:34,578 --> 01:29:37,496
The only you ever had.
1080
01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:44,295
Charley, we could be together forever.
1081
01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:56,807
(SCREECHES)
1082
01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:03,481
Shit!
1083
01:30:21,666 --> 01:30:23,626
- You missed.
- I know.
1084
01:30:29,758 --> 01:30:31,175
(PETER GROANING)
1085
01:30:37,224 --> 01:30:38,349
(COCKING GUN)
1086
01:30:47,484 --> 01:30:48,526
(VAMPIRES SCREECHING)
1087
01:30:55,283 --> 01:30:57,326
- How you holding up?
- Oh, fucking great.
1088
01:30:59,371 --> 01:31:01,664
- Mark?
- You're dead now, asshole.
1089
01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:05,292
(SCATTING)
1090
01:31:07,587 --> 01:31:08,838
JERRY:
What were you thinking, Charley?
1091
01:31:09,589 --> 01:31:13,884
That you were just going to walk in here
with your little crossbow
1092
01:31:14,010 --> 01:31:17,012
and put to bed 400 years of survival?
1093
01:31:17,347 --> 01:31:19,723
No, Charley. Not likely.
1094
01:31:20,517 --> 01:31:21,559
(SNIFFING)
1095
01:31:21,643 --> 01:31:23,185
You smell that?
1096
01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:26,188
It's your fear.
1097
01:31:29,693 --> 01:31:30,985
It's intoxicating.
1098
01:31:31,820 --> 01:31:35,990
It's a very specific scent, Charley.
1099
01:31:42,956 --> 01:31:44,582
(BURNING)
1100
01:31:48,712 --> 01:31:50,754
Amy's scent,
1101
01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:54,842
now that was exquisite.
1102
01:31:56,052 --> 01:31:59,513
It's all gone now, Charley.
1103
01:32:02,684 --> 01:32:04,435
She's something, isn't she?
1104
01:32:06,021 --> 01:32:08,689
I have to thank you
for bringing her to me.
1105
01:32:10,066 --> 01:32:12,985
Well, she makes me feel young again.
1106
01:32:14,988 --> 01:32:16,155
I'm smoking.
1107
01:32:16,489 --> 01:32:18,490
Yeah, you're turning.
1108
01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:21,702
You can't stay there forever, Charley.
1109
01:32:22,704 --> 01:32:25,664
The sun's got to go down,
but we can wait.
1110
01:32:37,844 --> 01:32:38,969
That's rough.
1111
01:33:05,956 --> 01:33:07,081
Got a light?
1112
01:33:15,799 --> 01:33:16,924
That's your plan?
1113
01:33:18,802 --> 01:33:20,761
Actually, it's your plan.
1114
01:33:27,185 --> 01:33:28,227
Fuck.
1115
01:33:47,122 --> 01:33:49,039
(GROWLING)
1116
01:34:23,658 --> 01:34:24,992
Fuck you!
1117
01:34:31,583 --> 01:34:33,334
(SCREECHING)
1118
01:34:35,545 --> 01:34:37,921
Charley! In the heart!
1119
01:34:41,968 --> 01:34:43,719
(SCREECHING MANIACALLY)
1120
01:34:47,057 --> 01:34:48,474
(SCREAMING)
1121
01:34:51,728 --> 01:34:53,354
(GROANING)
1122
01:35:30,100 --> 01:35:32,059
Charley? Charley, come on.
1123
01:35:32,185 --> 01:35:34,019
Come on, Charley!
1124
01:35:34,145 --> 01:35:36,563
Charley, come on.
Come on, come on.
1125
01:35:36,689 --> 01:35:38,023
Wake up. Wake up.
1126
01:35:39,109 --> 01:35:40,943
Come on, you little prick.
1127
01:35:42,487 --> 01:35:43,529
Charley!
1128
01:35:57,419 --> 01:36:01,255
Hey.
1129
01:36:03,341 --> 01:36:04,508
You okay?
1130
01:36:06,386 --> 01:36:07,469
Yeah.
1131
01:36:09,139 --> 01:36:10,264
Are you?
1132
01:36:14,185 --> 01:36:15,519
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I'm all right.
1133
01:36:19,357 --> 01:36:20,524
PETER: You little shit.
1134
01:36:21,860 --> 01:36:25,154
Next time you're going to use my plan,
give me a heads-up first.
1135
01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:28,282
(LAUGHS)
1136
01:36:29,868 --> 01:36:31,160
(PETER EXHALES)
1137
01:36:34,330 --> 01:36:35,789
That was a fucked-up night.
1138
01:36:37,584 --> 01:36:39,418
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1139
01:36:57,353 --> 01:36:58,479
Are you sure?
1140
01:37:00,356 --> 01:37:01,398
Yeah.
1141
01:37:04,986 --> 01:37:06,862
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1142
01:37:06,946 --> 01:37:08,697
(GROANS)
1143
01:37:08,781 --> 01:37:09,990
One second.
1144
01:37:12,327 --> 01:37:13,452
Hello?
1145
01:37:13,786 --> 01:37:16,163
It's me. Just checking in.
What are you up to?
1146
01:37:20,919 --> 01:37:21,960
Nothing, nothing.
1147
01:37:22,086 --> 01:37:23,921
- What are you doing?
- Just did a little shopping
1148
01:37:24,047 --> 01:37:25,923
- for the new house.
- Shopping? Nice.
1149
01:37:26,049 --> 01:37:29,551
Something actually just came up,
and I have to go.
1150
01:37:29,886 --> 01:37:30,928
You okay?
1151
01:37:31,054 --> 01:37:32,846
Yeah, I'm good. Are you all right?
1152
01:37:32,972 --> 01:37:34,973
Yeah, monster free.
1153
01:37:35,099 --> 01:37:37,726
Good. Monster free is good.
I'll talk to you later, okay?
1154
01:37:37,810 --> 01:37:38,894
Okay, bye.
1155
01:37:40,730 --> 01:37:43,023
If you're naked,
I'm absolutely going to look.
1156
01:37:43,149 --> 01:37:45,067
Dude! Dude!
1157
01:37:45,193 --> 01:37:49,404
I know. Sorry. I left my phone.
1158
01:37:49,739 --> 01:37:52,199
I'm not looking. I promise. See?
1159
01:37:52,325 --> 01:37:55,953
I can't see a thing. All right.
That's it. I'm out of here.
1160
01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:58,455
It's all yours.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
1161
01:37:58,790 --> 01:38:00,290
That doesn't narrow it down.
1162
01:38:00,416 --> 01:38:03,418
There's, like, mini golf and sushi.
Carry on!
1163
01:38:06,506 --> 01:38:09,800
Will you promise me,
now we'll finally be alone?
1164
01:38:10,468 --> 01:38:11,802
I promise.
1165
01:38:11,928 --> 01:38:14,888
- Promise?
- I promise, promise, promise.
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