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HE GASPS
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Bollocks.
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Oh-oh-oh-oh
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All I know is that to me
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You look like you're lots of fun
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Open up your loving arms
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Watch out, here I come
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You spin me right round, baby
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Right round like a record, baby
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Right round, round, round
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You spin me right round, baby
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Right round like a record, baby
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Right round, round, round...
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WATER RUNS
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Come on, hurry up!
Punctuality's really important.
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I'm ready! You're not ready.
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Where's my jacket?
So you're not ready!
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Yes, I am! Kayla, come on!
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Did you know you can
buy a car that works?
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Did you know it costs money?
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ENGINE STARTS
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Did you know you can get
a job that pays more?
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You can get a job at all.
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Where do you think I'm going?
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Where do you think I'm taking you?
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Is this your girlfriend?
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No, she isn't.
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You ordered them.
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Barry ordered them. Yes.
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I'm Peter, Mum.
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Barry's in Australia, remember?
Married to Leanne?
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Australian Leanne?
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Barry's in Littlehampton.
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Not for 17 years.
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Well, how did he get
all these things here?
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He ordered them online in Australia.
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He does it every week.
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And they fly them here? No, Nan.
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I don't want these nappies,
I'm not a baby.
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They're pads... for your bed,
to keep 'em dry.
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I think I'm going
to go wait in the car.
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You wanted one bag of 30,
and Barry's got you 30 packs of 30.
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That's very generous of him.
It's a mistake, Mum.
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Barry's made another mistake.
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So what are you going
to do about it?
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Kill Barry, I suppose.
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MUSIC PLAYS IN CAR
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Uncle Baz bought
30 packs of piss pads!
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Uncle Baz IS 30 packs of piss pads!
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You could've helped put 'em away.
I needed to get to work.
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Bloody hell, Kay.
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What?
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What?!
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CAR HORN BEEPS
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What, mate? What?
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MUSIC STOPS
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What is wrong? What is
so important that you have to...?
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Get out my way! No, no, no.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Hammer, hammer, hammer.
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Hammer! Agh!
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What's going on?
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Hammer, hammer, hammer. Come on!
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It's all right. He's going,
he's going. Make up your mind.
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HORN BLARES, TYRES SQUEAL
Wanker!
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What is wrong with you, Dad?
Seriously? I'm tired.
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I'm tired. I'm tired.
Will you just shut up?
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I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired...
Shut up! ..I'm tired, I'm tired.
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Shut up! I'm tired, I'm tired,
I'm tired, I'm tired...
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Argh!
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BICYCLE BELL RINGS
All right, Joy?
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BANGING ON GLASS
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This is my house.
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It's mine.
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So, are you going to change
the name? Don't know.
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A bit of a memorial to him,
I suppose.
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Bit shit, though... as a memorial.
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Do you know what she's told
her employment support worker?
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SHE COUGHS
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She's looking for opportunities
in international development.
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This is bullshit!
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Any word from her mum?
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First year she hasn't sent
Kay a birthday card.
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Aw.
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She's old enough to deal with that.
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KAYLA COUGHS
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Punishing me.
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Who, Kayla?
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Her mum.
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Anyway, just as long
as she doesn't poison anyone.
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Her mum?
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Kayla!
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It's handy for me, though.
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At least while we get
handsome here sorted out.
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Eh, Kier, get you sorted out?
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All right, Kieran?
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Cool!
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Where is it today, then?
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Acapulco. Oh, nice!
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KAYLA GASPS
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Donkey sanctuary.
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KAYLA GASPS AND COUGHS
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Good luck, then, Kayla!
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Don't burn them sausages!
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Right!
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Oi-oi!
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You get everything
sorted last night? Dunkirk?
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Eh?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Enjoy Monkey World, Dave.
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..Some try to tell me
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Thoughts they cannot defend
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Just what you want to...
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..Yes, I love you
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Oh, how I love you
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Oh-oh
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Oh-oh-oh...
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Ah!
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What have you done?
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Shave, shower, shit.
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There isn't a shower.
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I wipe everywhere.
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I don't want to know.
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Sink, everything.
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Look, that is not the point, Lech.
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Point is, this is a coach,
it's not a house. It's my coach.
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I may not own it,
but I'm responsible for it.
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I drive it, I take care of it,
and if I damage it,
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I have to pay for the damage.
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YOU service it.
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You don't sleep in it and...
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And you don't shower in it.
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Yes!
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Ah!
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Donkey.
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Yeah, donkey sanctuary, yes.
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Yes. In Poland, they call me Donkey.
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Really? Why?
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Because...
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No, no, no. Don't tell me.
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There is no sanctuary for me.
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You're living in my coach!
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Thank you!
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Come on.
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Come on!
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Get in!
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HE GRUNTS
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HE GROANS
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HE SIGHS
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Unbelievable.
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COACH HORN BLARES
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AIR WHOOSHES
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You fucking wait there!
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AIR WHOOSHES
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Identify yourself!
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Good morning, Mrs Green.
My name is Alison Scott.
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You've been referred by your GP,
remember?
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Can you come back tomorrow?
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But we have an appointment!
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I'll need to see your papers.
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Looks like you've been busy,
Mrs Green.
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With all this insulation,
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I thought I'd get on with
the job myself.
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Well, it'll certainly
keep you dry, Mrs Green.
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Morning, ladies and gents.
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I'm just going to tick your names
off and then we'll be on our way.
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Now, Driver... Yes, madam?
I telephoned your head office.
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There's only one office.
We thought you'd forgotten about us.
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I'm very sorry for
the... uh... slight delay.
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Chop-chop, everybody!
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Morning.
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Sorry.
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Right, you've swapped with me now,
haven't you?
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Oh, look.
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Astrid, come here, darling.
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Sit down.
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Oh, uh, rear seat's reserved today,
young fella.
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Dad!
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Kid always likes the back-seat,
you see. Not on this occasion.
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PASSENGERS CHATTER
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Plenty of other seats.
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Plenty of room for everyone.
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OVER SPEAKER: Righto, folks, um...
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Please all remember that you are
Bassetts' greatest assets
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and let's all buckle up, shall we?
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Buckle up.
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Oh...
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PASSENGERS CHATTER
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Oh, the stench of this!
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They don't put the brain
back in the head. They bag it up?
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Just stuff it back in the cavity.
They're teaching you loads!
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There's two teas,
milk's just down there.
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So, that guy on the beach...?
Which one?
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The one in Bognor.
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There'll be bits of him
all over the place by now.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, his teeth will be in
Chichester, for the dental records.
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His hands'll be in Worthing, maybe.
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His balls'll be in Barnham.
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Nothing special
about the balls, Kay.
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Nothing special about Barnham, Brad.
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THEY GIGGLE
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This is grim!
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Yeah, I'll take my dead
bodies over this any day!
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These are dead bodies.
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PASSENGERS CHATTER
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Do you know, a lot of people
don't realise
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what a religious animal
the donkey is.
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Well, I, uh...
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If you think of Christ,
you think of a dove
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or a lamb, don't you?
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In group, we thought
we should honour the humble donkey
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for the service it gave our
Lord on Palm Sunday,
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so we've adopted one.
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So, um, what's it called,
this donkey of yours?
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Big Jock.
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Can it be that there's some sort
of error?
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Hard to stop the surmounting
terror
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Is it really the end of some
crazy dream?
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Oh, this is disgusting!
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..Tell me that I'm dreaming
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It's not so easy to stop
from screaming
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The words escape me when
I try to speak...
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Little donkey
OTHERS: Little donkey
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Little donkey
Little donkey
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On a dusty road...
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Come on, Bobby, give it some!
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..Got to keep on plodding onwards
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ALL: With your precious load
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Little donkey, little don...
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DONKEYS BRAY
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COCK CROWS
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..Keep on plodding onwards
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With your precious load...
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Just two hours here, folks.
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Chance for you to spend
some time with Big Jock
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and grab a bite to eat.
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And don't forget,
wash your hands after
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you've had a feel... um, a touch.
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Touched one.
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T-T-Touched a donkey.
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Oh...
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Excuse me?
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Is there a problem?
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Does she come with us?
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No. She's, um...
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She's just, um...
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Um...
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She's not with you, then?
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Yes.
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I-I-I mean, in a way.
She's staying in here?
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Yeah, she'll be fine.
She could do with a breath of air.
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I'm popping out
to get her something to eat.
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Why don't we give her some peace
and quiet? Is she your girlfriend?
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You don't ask questions like that.
Exactly.
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Oh, she is? What? Your girlfriend?
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No, no. I-I'm just the driver.
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Come on, out we go.
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Out we go.
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If you like.
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HE CHUCKLES
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You... stay.
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We...
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00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:44,839
You know.
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PHONE RINGS
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00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:11,838
Hello?
267
00:16:11,839 --> 00:16:13,838
Hello. Is that Barry Green?
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No, it's his brother. Peter.
269
00:16:15,839 --> 00:16:17,838
Is Barry around?
270
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He's in Australia.
271
00:16:19,839 --> 00:16:21,838
Well, when will he be back?
272
00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:23,838
He lives there. Who is this?
273
00:16:23,839 --> 00:16:26,838
Oh, this is Alison Scott.
I'm a community health nurse.
274
00:16:26,839 --> 00:16:29,839
Your mum said to contact Barry
and gave me this number.
275
00:16:31,839 --> 00:16:34,799
What's this about?
It's about your mother, Mr Green.
276
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,159
I'm concerned she's not fending
for herself too well at the moment.
277
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,839
The thing is,
I'm here with the donkeys.
278
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,838
OVER TANNOY: Why not become
a donkey adopter?
279
00:16:48,839 --> 00:16:52,639
Who can fail to fall
for our four-legged friends?
280
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,838
Each one of the cute
creatures you see today...
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Big Jock?
Big Jock, where are you?
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00:16:57,839 --> 00:17:00,799
..Each one of the cute creatures
you see today comes to us
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with their own story of neglect.
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Abandoned, malnourished and abused,
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we work hard to bring back the shine
286
00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:09,838
back to their coats
and a twinkle to their eyes.
287
00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:12,838
By adopting a donkey,
you guarantee they will never
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have to go without again.
289
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Also get a free apple
when you spend over 163;3.
290
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,838
Ee-aw!
291
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:23,640
You're lovely boys, aren't you?
Aren't you?
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00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:26,839
Hello?
293
00:17:34,839 --> 00:17:36,839
Bonjour?
294
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,839
Wakey-wakey!
295
00:17:43,839 --> 00:17:46,838
Oh, hello, Morris.
296
00:17:46,839 --> 00:17:50,838
Yeah, I'm at the
Island Farm Donkey Sanctuary.
297
00:17:50,839 --> 00:17:52,838
Yeah.
298
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:53,839
I...
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00:17:55,839 --> 00:17:56,839
Uh...
300
00:17:59,839 --> 00:18:00,839
Eh.
301
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,839
Eh...
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00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:09,838
SHE GASPS
303
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,838
Ploughman's! Ploughman's!
304
00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:13,160
Ploughman's.
305
00:18:15,839 --> 00:18:17,839
Sandwich.
306
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,839
Thank you.
307
00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:35,839
You OK?
308
00:18:38,839 --> 00:18:40,839
Bit of a headache.
309
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,839
There he is!
310
00:19:20,839 --> 00:19:22,479
Fuck off!
311
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,838
What, are you going to come here
with the money?
312
00:19:24,839 --> 00:19:26,838
Yeah? Fuck that, man.
313
00:19:26,839 --> 00:19:27,839
Nah!
314
00:19:28,839 --> 00:19:32,799
She's not fucking hard to miss,
is she? I'm not a dick!
315
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,999
Got a burger, love?
316
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,799
Grill's off, I'm afraid.
What did you say?
317
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,999
Are you talking to me? What?
318
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,839
What? Shut up a minute.
319
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,838
She'll be miles away by now, eh?
320
00:19:43,839 --> 00:19:44,839
Burger.
321
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,838
We're closed.
322
00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:48,838
Well, who is the other driver?
323
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:49,839
Postman Pat.
324
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,838
Just a butty, or something.
325
00:19:51,839 --> 00:19:52,839
It's closed!
326
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,838
Well, call Mr Martin, mate.
327
00:19:54,839 --> 00:19:56,838
I don't have Mr Martin's number.
328
00:19:56,839 --> 00:19:58,838
Are you being funny?
329
00:19:58,839 --> 00:19:59,839
Are you being rude?
330
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:03,160
Hold on, mate. I'm dealing with
a mongol here, Ade.
331
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,838
What did you just say?
332
00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:08,160
Give us one of them flapjacks.
333
00:20:12,839 --> 00:20:14,838
BANGING ON SHUTTER
Oi!
334
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,160
Give me one of them flapjacks!
335
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,839
Give us a Wagon Wheel! Oi!
336
00:20:22,839 --> 00:20:24,838
I wasn't fucking hungry anyway!
337
00:20:24,839 --> 00:20:26,799
Fuck you!
338
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,160
FOOTSTEPS RECEDE
339
00:20:29,839 --> 00:20:32,839
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
340
00:20:47,839 --> 00:20:50,160
PHONE RINGS
341
00:20:52,839 --> 00:20:54,160
Hello? Dad!
342
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,838
Yeah. Kay? Fran said she'd pick me
up at three.
343
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,838
I've got the takings and everything.
344
00:20:59,839 --> 00:21:03,479
What do you want me to do about it?
I'm at work.
345
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,838
Can you come and pick me up?
346
00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:07,479
Kayla, I'm in Oxfordshire!
347
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,319
I can't just come and get you.
348
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,838
You're 20 years old,
for goodness' sake.
349
00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:14,838
What a stimulating visit! Sorry,
could you just give me a minute?
350
00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:18,319
They're such endearing
creatures, aren't they? Dad?
351
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,838
Kayla, there's something
up with my Bluetooth.
352
00:21:20,839 --> 00:21:23,838
I don't know how anyone
could be so mean to them.
353
00:21:23,839 --> 00:21:25,838
I'm sorry, could I just have a sec?
354
00:21:25,839 --> 00:21:27,838
Kay, phone Fran.
355
00:21:27,839 --> 00:21:29,799
I have done.
356
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,838
The thing is, you're on loudspeaker
and I've got the Baptists.
357
00:21:32,839 --> 00:21:34,838
I'll walk.
358
00:21:34,839 --> 00:21:37,838
It's a long way to come,
but worth every minute.
359
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,799
No, don't walk, Kay.
360
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,838
Kay?
361
00:21:40,839 --> 00:21:41,839
Oi!
362
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,838
Is your girlfriend up yet?
363
00:21:43,839 --> 00:21:44,839
What?
364
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,838
Oh, yeah, he's kept
her under lock and key!
365
00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:49,839
Kay?
366
00:21:52,839 --> 00:21:55,838
HORN BLARES
367
00:21:55,839 --> 00:21:58,999
Big Jock was very
excited to see us.
368
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,839
What? Turns out he's not so big
after all.
369
00:22:05,839 --> 00:22:07,840
DONKEY BRAYS
370
00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:20,838
HORN BLARES
371
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:21,839
Piss off!
372
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:46,838
Hello, everyone!
This is Lyn on the microphone.
373
00:22:46,839 --> 00:22:50,838
Well, it's actually not for...
Can you hear me in the middle?
374
00:22:50,839 --> 00:22:51,839
PASSENGERS: Yes!
375
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,838
Can you hear me at the back?
PASSENGERS: Yes!
376
00:22:54,839 --> 00:22:59,838
We're focusing on
Christian Aid next month.
377
00:22:59,839 --> 00:23:02,839
Enough donkeys for now.
378
00:23:03,839 --> 00:23:08,838
We are still collecting
for the food bank in Argyle Road
379
00:23:08,839 --> 00:23:11,838
and there's a box at the back
of the church
380
00:23:11,839 --> 00:23:13,838
for anything you can spare.
381
00:23:13,839 --> 00:23:15,838
Enough of that!
382
00:23:15,839 --> 00:23:18,838
Oh, I nearly forgot!
383
00:23:18,839 --> 00:23:20,838
Bobby...
384
00:23:20,839 --> 00:23:22,838
Where are you, Bobby?
385
00:23:22,839 --> 00:23:24,838
Hello!
386
00:23:24,839 --> 00:23:28,639
Bobby is giving a talk on beekeeping
387
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,479
at the Regis School of Dance
388
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,839
on the 12th.
389
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:38,838
There'll be a collection
with Bobby in the lobby
390
00:23:38,839 --> 00:23:44,839
for the Bumblebee Conservation
Trust, Bognor branch.
391
00:23:54,839 --> 00:23:56,800
Kay?
392
00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:10,840
Hello, Joy.
393
00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:24,839
THEY CHAT IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE
394
00:24:30,839 --> 00:24:32,838
Looney-tunes.
395
00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:35,159
SHE SIGHS
396
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,838
Right.
397
00:24:36,839 --> 00:24:38,800
No idea where she is.
398
00:24:39,839 --> 00:24:41,839
Fabulous!
399
00:24:42,839 --> 00:24:44,839
Race you. Ooh!
400
00:24:47,839 --> 00:24:49,479
Oh, my God!
401
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,838
HE SPLUTTERS
402
00:24:50,839 --> 00:24:52,480
Are you sick?
403
00:24:53,839 --> 00:24:54,839
Thank you!
404
00:24:59,839 --> 00:25:02,319
Say, "Thank you, Driver."
405
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,839
Donkey says, "Thank you, Driver."
406
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,839
Don't be childish!
407
00:25:22,839 --> 00:25:24,839
Thank you very much, then.
408
00:25:30,839 --> 00:25:34,838
In future, just allow
a little more time.
409
00:25:34,839 --> 00:25:36,839
I'll let head office know.
410
00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,639
Listen, this isn't my vehicle.
411
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,839
It's not mine.
412
00:25:54,839 --> 00:25:57,838
I didn't know you were
in the coach in Calais.
413
00:25:57,839 --> 00:25:59,838
Calais, yes.
414
00:25:59,839 --> 00:26:02,839
Hmm. You... you could get me in
trouble.
415
00:26:04,839 --> 00:26:07,838
So you have to get off now, huh?
416
00:26:07,839 --> 00:26:11,838
I have to take the coach back
to the yard or else they'll,
417
00:26:11,839 --> 00:26:13,999
you know, they'll prosecute me.
418
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,838
So... You understand?
419
00:26:16,839 --> 00:26:19,838
If you need help,
you should go to the police.
420
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:20,839
Go to the police.
421
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,838
No police, no.
422
00:26:22,839 --> 00:26:26,838
Well, I-I-I can't help you any more.
423
00:26:26,839 --> 00:26:28,838
Huh? I wish I could.
424
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:30,839
You understand?
425
00:26:32,839 --> 00:26:33,839
Yep.
426
00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:49,838
You'll be OK, huh?
427
00:26:49,839 --> 00:26:51,839
OK?
428
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:05,839
Wait!
429
00:27:06,839 --> 00:27:08,800
Wait!
430
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,839
Here.
431
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,480
Bollocks.
432
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,480
HE SIGHS
433
00:27:30,839 --> 00:27:32,839
Bollocks.
434
00:27:38,839 --> 00:27:40,839
Oh, bollocks.
435
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,838
Bollocks.
436
00:27:47,839 --> 00:27:49,839
ENGINE RATTLES
437
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,839
ENGINE RATTLES
438
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,160
Bollocks.
439
00:28:03,839 --> 00:28:05,839
Bollocks time.
440
00:28:05,889 --> 00:28:10,439
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