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Ten-hut!
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Welcome home, Mr. President.
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Over here, Mr. President!
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Good to be home.
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- What do you got?
- Let's go over it again.
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Who do I see first this morning?
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You've got Mr. Crenshaw at 11:30.
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I can't do two things at once.
I got NSC at 2:30.
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- That'll only take half an hour.
- With Syria?
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You have the radio address...
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...and the Legal Counsel speech
at the Monroe tomorrow.
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The Monroe?
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Welcome home, Mr. President.
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Yes, sir, the Monroe Hotel.
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Have you got a double for me?
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- We're working on it.
- Good.
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Try to find someone
who looks like me this time.
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That last guy was a joke.
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Ladies and gentlemen, here he is...
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...the President of the United States.
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God bless you. Thank you.
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Welcome to Durenberger's, Mr. President.
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Thank you, one and all.
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Let me just say,
from one chief executive to another...
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...that there is no Chevrolet
like Durenberger's Community Chevrolet.
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Thank you, Mr. President.
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That's not the president, is it?
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I sure hope not.
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I have the feeling that when people
find out about the $500 cash rebate...
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...on all Geo Storms
and Geo Storm convertibles...
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...that you'll be even busier than I am.
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You said it, Mr. President.
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I could veto this Simpson-Gardner thing
if I wanted to, but I don't.
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Do you know why?
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It's got homeless shelters...
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...and Head Start centers...
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...and...
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Hot lunches.
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Hot lunches for little kiddies.
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If I kill it, I'm going to look like a prick.
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I don't want to look like a prick.
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I want you to look like pricks.
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But, sir, we tried to kill it.
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Twice.
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I don't think so. If you killed it,
it would be dead.
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When I kill something...
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...it always dies.
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- Doesn't it, Bob?
- Always did.
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Mr. President, with all the work
your wife does with the homeless...
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My wife.
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I don't want you to do this
because you're forced to.
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I want you to do this because you want to.
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I want you to do it
because it's the right thing to do.
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Do it because you're acting
in the best interests of your country.
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Well, I think that's it.
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6:30?
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- Perfect.
- Great. I'll see you then.
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How are you? Having fun?
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Good to see you.
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Ask me how I did.
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- How'd it go?
- I killed them. It was great.
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- See what you can do in here.
- Okay, what's up?
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How are you, Mabel? Hi, Jennifer.
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Mabel says it's too far.
Jennifer's boss tried to hit on her.
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Lola's been in your office crying
for almost an hour.
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What happened?
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It's not my fault. I learn on the IBM, okay?
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Then they put me on the Wang.
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Don't worry. We'll think of something.
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So tonight's the big night.
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It's some secret. He won't tell me.
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It'll be fine. We'll fix it.
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Honey, call Murray.
Tell him we're on our way, okay?
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It's Wednesday. Everybody works.
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Can I borrow your... Thanks.
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I can't hire anybody else. I can't.
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She flies on an IBM.
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I don't have enough work
for the people you already gave me.
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She's got three kids.
Her husband's a diabetic.
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Just a short-term thing. Temp job.
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Please?
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I'll see what I can do.
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Thanks.
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You feel okay about this?
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Not yet.
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You will.
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Do you want to go play some ball?
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It's the middle of the day. I'm working.
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Me, too. Okay, well, thanks.
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See you tomorrow.
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'Bye, Lola, Kate, Adriana, Pam.
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"And the waving wheat
Can sure smell sweet
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"When the wind
Comes right behind the rain
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"Oklahoma
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"Every night my honey lamb and I
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"Sit alone and talk
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"And watch a hawk
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"Making lazy circles in the sky
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"We know we belong to the land
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"And the land we belong to is grand
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"And when we say:
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"We're only saying, 'You're doing fine...
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"'... Oklahoma!"'
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Mr. Kovic?
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I'm Duane Stevenson
with the United States Secret Service.
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We're with the federal government.
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I swear I thought that was
a legitimate deduction...
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I do impersonations,
so I use that TV for my work.
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Mr. Kovic,
we're not here about your taxes.
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On occasion, for security purposes,
we hire a double for the president...
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...at public functions
in exposed situations.
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Your government needs your help.
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Really?
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I like it.
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You look just like him.
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You think?
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And the coloring...
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Coloring is excellent.
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- His hair's this short?
- It's a perfect match.
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Not over the ears?
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You understand what you'll be doing?
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You want me to wave.
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Wave from the door,
come downstairs, get into the limo.
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You know, if you want me
to do other stuff, I can.
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- Lf you want me to talk...
- Don't say a word.
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Right.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the President of the United States.
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Thank you all.
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Is there a lawyer in the house?
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You know...
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...as I came to the podium,
I saw my friend, Jordan Blankfort.
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Now Justice Blankfort...
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...who I haven't seen
since our law school days at Yale...
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You know, just seeing him makes me...
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...kind of nostalgic
for those innocent days back then.
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The worst thing we did was hoist
a guy's underwear up a flagpole.
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We need standardized parole criteria
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that will guarantee a prisoner
will not be returned to the street
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until he has paid his debt to society
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We need a judiciary
that is sensitive to the needs
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Let's go.
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Of the average American,
because that's what we're founded on
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The dreams
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the dreams of a few
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...struggling pilgrims...
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...who imagined a system of laws...
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...of the people, by the people...
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...and for all the decent people
of this land! God bless you!
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God bless America!
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Let's move it up a half hour.
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You have the trade negotiations.
It needs to be handled.
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He's here.
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They weren't enthusiastic.
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Of course, they're lawyers.
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Jesus Christ!
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You're a very handsome man.
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Thank you, Mr. President.
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Just get rid of the grin.
You look like a schmuck.
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He's all right.
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Wish me luck.
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Call me if there's a war.
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Move him out.
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You're on.
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Okay, you ready?
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Mr. President?
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President Mitchell!
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God bless you! God bless America!
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Thank you very much!
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I'm sorry. I just couldn't help it.
I got carried away.
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I was pretty good, wasn't I?
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Something important must be going on
for the president to do this.
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Something top secret.
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Baby?
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Hon?
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Mr. President?
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Doesn't look very good.
It hit both sides of his brain.
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If he makes it, he'll be a vegetable.
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- I can't believe he'd do this.
- I know.
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- Where's the girl?
- She's upset.
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- We have her upstairs.
- Some nightmare.
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At some point we'll have to call
the vice-president.
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Don't call the vice-president!
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Don't call him.
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- The guy's in a coma!
- I don't give a shit.
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This is mine, Al. It's all mine.
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I made him. I built him.
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And no Boy Scout
is going to take it away from me...
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...just because he happens to be
vice-president of the United States.
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You know...
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...if you want to do something
for his birthday, I've got great stuff.
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I do this thing. My friends love it.
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The president and the first lady
are going to Club Med...
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...for their vacation...
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Oh, sir.
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Back to the cottage.
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We'll start by going on TV.
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We'll admit he had a stroke,
but we'll say it was a mild stroke.
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A mild stroke?
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And he ought to be up and around again
sometime soon.
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Up and around?
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How?
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You know...
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...I'm not scared.
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I've been cooperative.
I'd just like to know where we're going.
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I'm Alan Reed,
White House communications director.
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This is Bob Alexander, our chief of staff.
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We met at the hotel tonight, remember?
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Can I get you a drink?
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You sure? Coke, mineral water?
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I'm fine.
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Dave, something has come up
and I think we need to talk about it.
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I'm so sorry.
I know I wasn't supposed to talk...
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...but I saw the crowd and got excited...
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We're not upset with you.
We think you did a great job.
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Don't worry about it.
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Terrific.
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In fact you did such a good job...
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...that we'd like to...
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...extend things a little.
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Extend things?
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Extend them.
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Come here.
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Try it out.
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- Try it out?
- Go ahead.
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How's that feel?
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Very nice.
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Dave...
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...the reason we invited you here tonight
is because...
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...something happened to the president.
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Oh, my God!
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I know, it's difficult for all of us, but...
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...we need to put
our personal feelings aside and focus...
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...on the good of the country.
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What happened?
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It's actually kind of serious, Dave.
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The president's not in very good shape.
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Will he be okay?
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- Probably.
- I think so.
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Sometimes we need our friends...
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...and even our enemies, to feel...
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...safe and secure.
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We need them to feel
like they can go to bed at night...
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...knowing that President Mitchell
is fully in control.
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We need them to feel like...
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...he's sitting right here...
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...in this chair.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait.
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What about the vice-president?
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Vice-president?
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We didn't want to have to tell you this...
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...but the vice-president
is mentally unbalanced.
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I'm afraid so.
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Really?
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Crazy?
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Certifiable.
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How much do you usually get paid?
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I don't know.
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Depends.
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Usually it's a...
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...barter kind of thing.
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Is this legal?
263
00:22:37,339 --> 00:22:39,739
Have you ever driven through a red light?
264
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:42,436
You know...
265
00:22:42,544 --> 00:22:46,571
...on an empty road when there's
nobody around and you know it's safe?
266
00:22:47,249 --> 00:22:49,149
I'm not sure. I might have.
267
00:22:50,018 --> 00:22:51,451
Well, let's say...
268
00:22:51,753 --> 00:22:54,847
...let's say your mother
is in the car and you...
269
00:22:55,690 --> 00:22:57,954
...have to get her to the hospital.
270
00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,352
You'd do it then for sure, right?
271
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:03,029
Yes, I guess I would.
272
00:23:03,198 --> 00:23:04,961
Now, let's say...
273
00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:07,296
...the whole country...
274
00:23:07,436 --> 00:23:08,767
...is in the car.
275
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,701
The entire United States of America.
276
00:23:13,542 --> 00:23:15,305
- In the car?
- In the car.
277
00:23:16,545 --> 00:23:18,035
I see what you mean.
278
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,550
Dave, the country is sick.
279
00:23:25,053 --> 00:23:27,487
And you'll get it to the hospital.
280
00:23:30,092 --> 00:23:32,060
These are the private quarters.
281
00:23:33,061 --> 00:23:36,497
The president's bedroom is there,
the first lady's is there.
282
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:37,654
First lady?
283
00:23:37,732 --> 00:23:39,165
You won't even see her.
284
00:23:39,234 --> 00:23:40,826
They barely talk anymore.
285
00:23:40,902 --> 00:23:42,836
- You're kidding.
- It happens.
286
00:23:48,577 --> 00:23:50,841
And this is where you'll be sleeping.
287
00:23:56,885 --> 00:23:58,113
You all right?
288
00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:00,416
- It's very nice.
- Come this way.
289
00:24:01,089 --> 00:24:03,250
I'm sure you'll be comfortable here.
290
00:24:03,758 --> 00:24:06,352
We'll be back to get you in the morning.
291
00:24:06,795 --> 00:24:09,696
The Secret Service man
is outside the door.
292
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,693
Good night, Mr. President.
293
00:24:12,767 --> 00:24:13,859
Good night.
294
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,264
Sleep tight.
295
00:24:22,477 --> 00:24:23,603
Thank you.
296
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:50,795
Nothing. Good night.
297
00:25:04,486 --> 00:25:05,646
Nothing.
298
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,149
Good night.
299
00:25:32,147 --> 00:25:34,638
At 10:45 last night, President Mitchell...
300
00:25:34,749 --> 00:25:38,685
...coming home from giving
a speech to the Legal Counsel...
301
00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:42,581
...suffered a minor circulatory problem
of the head.
302
00:25:43,391 --> 00:25:46,849
Reports that he had suffered
a severe stroke are erroneous.
303
00:25:47,229 --> 00:25:50,687
Doctors report that he should be back
to his normal schedule soon.
304
00:25:50,765 --> 00:25:54,030
Now let me stress again,
this is a minor medical problem.
305
00:25:54,369 --> 00:25:57,202
The president has complete use
of his faculties...
306
00:25:57,405 --> 00:25:59,805
...and retains full executive authority.
307
00:25:59,874 --> 00:26:01,102
Any questions?
308
00:26:01,276 --> 00:26:03,744
The White House classifies
the president's condition
309
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:06,474
as a slight circulatory problem
of the head
310
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,115
While technically a stroke
311
00:26:08,183 --> 00:26:11,710
White House spokesmen say
that his condition is far from serious
312
00:26:11,786 --> 00:26:14,118
and he should be up and about
some time soon
313
00:26:14,189 --> 00:26:16,623
Do you know how many laws
we've broken?
314
00:26:19,928 --> 00:26:21,452
It's simple, Alan.
315
00:26:22,430 --> 00:26:24,955
We send the vice-president
to Africa or something.
316
00:26:25,233 --> 00:26:28,566
We dig up some dirt on him
and then force him to resign...
317
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,968
...and get our president
to nominate a new one.
318
00:26:31,039 --> 00:26:32,836
It will take a couple of weeks.
319
00:26:32,974 --> 00:26:36,637
You mean, we get Dave
to nominate you as vice-president?
320
00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,206
I was a senator.
321
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,838
Oh, I know.
322
00:26:41,116 --> 00:26:43,550
And when our poor president
has another stroke...
323
00:26:43,652 --> 00:26:45,916
...this time much more serious...
324
00:26:46,221 --> 00:26:48,746
...our newly appointed VP becomes...
325
00:26:48,923 --> 00:26:49,912
Jeez.
326
00:26:51,059 --> 00:26:52,492
What about containment?
327
00:26:53,161 --> 00:26:54,253
Thanks.
328
00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:01,597
We got the nurses for 50 grand apiece,
and the doctors for 100.
329
00:27:02,003 --> 00:27:03,595
The older guy wanted a head of the CDC.
330
00:27:03,772 --> 00:27:05,364
Is that everybody?
331
00:27:05,507 --> 00:27:07,975
Duane's got his guys under control.
332
00:27:08,143 --> 00:27:09,974
Good. What about her?
333
00:27:10,145 --> 00:27:11,134
Her?
334
00:27:11,479 --> 00:27:13,504
Oh, the first lady?
335
00:27:14,182 --> 00:27:19,017
When she gave her speech at Bryn Mawr,
I managed to catch her before she left.
336
00:27:19,187 --> 00:27:20,154
And?
337
00:27:20,622 --> 00:27:24,683
I told her his blood pressure went up
after an incident at the hotel.
338
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,118
She hates him more than ever.
339
00:27:27,195 --> 00:27:28,287
Fine.
340
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:32,625
Everybody else is buying
the "minor stroke" story.
341
00:27:34,969 --> 00:27:37,460
Let's hope this yutz can pull it off.
342
00:27:38,173 --> 00:27:43,236
These are amazing results. I must say,
even for a man with a minor stroke...
343
00:27:43,345 --> 00:27:46,405
...you seem to have made
a remarkable recovery.
344
00:27:46,548 --> 00:27:47,674
Great.
345
00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:49,511
I'm feeling better.
346
00:27:50,218 --> 00:27:53,153
No signs of paralysis.
No circulatory changes.
347
00:27:53,455 --> 00:27:56,549
Your ECG is completely normal and...
348
00:27:57,192 --> 00:27:59,490
...your blood pressure has gone down.
349
00:27:59,728 --> 00:28:01,821
Have you been exercising recently?
350
00:28:04,332 --> 00:28:06,129
Yes. I mean...
351
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:08,296
...bicycling and...
352
00:28:09,704 --> 00:28:10,864
...weight lifting.
353
00:28:10,972 --> 00:28:12,439
Looking after the diet.
354
00:28:14,843 --> 00:28:16,333
Polo, climbing...
355
00:28:19,714 --> 00:28:20,703
...like that.
356
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:24,240
Well, judging by these tests,
I see no reason why you can't...
357
00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:26,511
...return to work in a few days.
358
00:28:26,688 --> 00:28:27,848
- Great.
- Good.
359
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,014
Good.
360
00:28:29,357 --> 00:28:30,449
Good.
361
00:28:44,606 --> 00:28:45,698
Hold it.
362
00:28:46,775 --> 00:28:49,209
Remember everybody's name, faces?
363
00:28:50,345 --> 00:28:51,778
Keep it simple.
364
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,880
Course. Watch.
365
00:28:59,721 --> 00:29:01,188
'Morning, ladies.
366
00:29:02,891 --> 00:29:05,052
- Good to see you.
- Welcome back, sir.
367
00:29:05,126 --> 00:29:08,357
Good to be back. Just a false alarm.
Nothing to worry about.
368
00:29:09,731 --> 00:29:12,256
- Good morning, Mr. President.
- Nice to see you.
369
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:14,460
It's good to be alive, isn't it?
370
00:29:17,238 --> 00:29:19,729
Good morning, Mr. President.
I was really worried.
371
00:29:19,808 --> 00:29:21,298
I didn't know what was going on.
372
00:29:21,609 --> 00:29:23,338
I'm glad you're feeling better.
373
00:29:23,411 --> 00:29:24,901
Why didn't you call me?
374
00:29:25,079 --> 00:29:28,776
- You really had me worried!
- Well, I'm fine.
375
00:29:29,317 --> 00:29:30,614
- What's with her?
- Ignore it.
376
00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:33,449
She's emotional.
She's attached to the president.
377
00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:35,819
Remember, you are the president.
378
00:29:36,090 --> 00:29:37,990
Okay, let's get back to work.
379
00:29:39,461 --> 00:29:41,827
Sick time is done. Let's call the...
380
00:29:44,499 --> 00:29:46,990
False alarm. I'm fine. Everything's fine.
381
00:29:48,303 --> 00:29:49,361
He's okay.
382
00:29:50,305 --> 00:29:52,034
Let's go over it again.
383
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,931
You met a girl. You fell in love.
384
00:29:55,410 --> 00:29:56,672
And we're going away.
385
00:29:56,744 --> 00:29:57,836
For a month.
386
00:29:57,912 --> 00:30:00,107
- A month?
- Right. Don't embellish.
387
00:30:02,317 --> 00:30:03,909
Do I need to dial nine?
388
00:30:06,187 --> 00:30:07,620
As soon as we sat down...
389
00:30:07,689 --> 00:30:10,681
...he pulls out this ring
and I got so emotional...
390
00:30:10,825 --> 00:30:13,794
...I had to ask the waiter
to bring another napkin.
391
00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:15,055
Hang on.
392
00:30:17,966 --> 00:30:19,194
Kovic Temps.
393
00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:21,997
Where are you?
394
00:30:26,508 --> 00:30:27,805
You met who?
395
00:30:31,145 --> 00:30:32,578
You're going where?
396
00:30:33,848 --> 00:30:35,213
Cancun?
397
00:30:37,986 --> 00:30:40,386
Oh, I think that's great.
398
00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:43,989
She's very special. She's beautiful.
She's a princess.
399
00:30:44,058 --> 00:30:47,585
She's really exotic and wonderful.
400
00:30:48,830 --> 00:30:50,764
She's Polynesian.
401
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:54,159
Well, half Polynesian and half American.
402
00:30:54,802 --> 00:30:56,292
She's Amnesian.
403
00:30:56,704 --> 00:30:57,762
Hang up.
404
00:30:58,172 --> 00:31:01,266
- She has a hang-up though.
- Hang up the phone.
405
00:31:01,376 --> 00:31:02,900
Don't talk about that when you meet her.
406
00:31:02,977 --> 00:31:05,810
I've gotta go now. I'll call you later. 'Bye.
407
00:31:07,248 --> 00:31:08,306
It worked.
408
00:31:10,985 --> 00:31:12,350
He's in love.
409
00:31:14,088 --> 00:31:15,521
Thank God.
410
00:31:15,757 --> 00:31:20,194
The president continued convalescing,
resting for the second day.
411
00:31:20,528 --> 00:31:23,691
His personal physician
pronounced him in perfect health.
412
00:31:23,765 --> 00:31:25,824
I have examined him thoroughly...
413
00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:29,869
...and I don't believe I have ever seen
the president in better shape.
414
00:31:30,104 --> 00:31:33,699
The president was able to attend
to some official business Wednesday
415
00:31:33,775 --> 00:31:37,370
and continues to be briefed
on all areas of national concern
416
00:31:37,845 --> 00:31:39,904
The upper house and the lower house.
417
00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:43,781
Senators are elected to six-year terms
and congressmen are elected to two.
418
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,449
Judiciary?
419
00:31:45,853 --> 00:31:47,377
Veterans Affairs?
420
00:31:48,556 --> 00:31:49,682
Mark Davis.
421
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:51,587
Agriculture?
422
00:31:53,194 --> 00:31:55,287
Cows, cows, calves, Metcalf.
423
00:31:55,430 --> 00:31:57,125
Lawrence Metcalf. He's right there.
424
00:31:57,198 --> 00:32:00,224
So confident is the White House
about the president's recovery
425
00:32:00,301 --> 00:32:04,795
that the vice-president has been sent
on a 12-nation African goodwill tour
426
00:32:05,139 --> 00:32:07,607
This is Sander Vanocur
at the White House.
427
00:32:07,675 --> 00:32:11,805
First we'll go over mannerisms.
Alan has worked out a training program.
428
00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:12,742
Great.
429
00:32:12,814 --> 00:32:14,611
This is the briefing room...
430
00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:17,480
...where the president
holds his press conferences.
431
00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:20,218
This may seem strange at first, but...
432
00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:24,188
...even real politicians have trouble
getting used to the cameras...
433
00:32:24,258 --> 00:32:25,520
A TelePrompTer.
434
00:32:26,461 --> 00:32:27,928
A TelePrompTer. Is it hooked up?
435
00:32:27,996 --> 00:32:29,327
I don't think so.
436
00:32:31,966 --> 00:32:35,367
As I was saying, no one expects you
to be Bill Mitchell overnight.
437
00:32:35,436 --> 00:32:39,099
The most important thing
to remember is his general presence.
438
00:32:40,141 --> 00:32:42,132
Now, whenever he stands at the podium...
439
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:45,737
...President Mitchell always has
one hand in the pocket of his coat.
440
00:32:46,414 --> 00:32:47,642
At a press conference.
441
00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:50,115
Otherwise, they're always on the podium.
442
00:32:50,752 --> 00:32:52,151
I'm not certain about that.
443
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,051
Remember the convention speech?
444
00:32:54,122 --> 00:32:57,421
"An America,
stronger than the one we were given.
445
00:32:57,659 --> 00:33:00,457
"An America,
prouder than the one we found."
446
00:33:01,796 --> 00:33:04,287
Right there on the podium.
Except on "America," he points.
447
00:33:04,365 --> 00:33:06,333
That's very good.
448
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:07,834
Oh, I love that speech.
449
00:33:07,902 --> 00:33:09,369
Thanks. I wrote it.
450
00:33:09,637 --> 00:33:10,626
You did?
451
00:33:11,506 --> 00:33:12,803
It's great!
452
00:33:13,441 --> 00:33:16,001
"Somewhere, there is a distant light...
453
00:33:16,711 --> 00:33:19,441
"...guiding us through this rocky shoal.
454
00:33:20,915 --> 00:33:23,713
"America isn't what we say here tonight.
455
00:33:24,652 --> 00:33:28,679
"It's in the faces and the smiles
of a Sunday afternoon.
456
00:33:30,024 --> 00:33:31,924
"It's in the gentle kindness...
457
00:33:31,993 --> 00:33:33,824
"...of the family kitchen...
458
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,892
"...as we gather together...
459
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:39,263
"...when the sun goes down."
460
00:33:45,873 --> 00:33:47,067
Can I keep this?
461
00:33:54,682 --> 00:33:56,650
- I thought I wouldn't see her.
- Just five minutes.
462
00:33:56,784 --> 00:33:59,344
She walks in, you wave, she leaves.
463
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,751
First lady. I mean,
couldn't I start with a cousin?
464
00:34:02,824 --> 00:34:05,691
She hardly ever sees him.
It'll be fast, she won't be able to tell.
465
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:07,055
Stop whining.
466
00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:09,786
If you can convince her,
you can convince anybody.
467
00:34:11,199 --> 00:34:12,188
All right.
468
00:34:13,367 --> 00:34:15,028
We're ready for Mrs. Mitchell.
469
00:34:17,972 --> 00:34:20,463
As soon as she comes in,
we'll move you out to the balcony.
470
00:34:20,942 --> 00:34:24,878
All you have to say is,
"Thanks for doing this, Ellen."
471
00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:27,309
"Thanks for doing this, Ellen."
472
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:31,111
She doesn't always like this stuff.
It might soften her up.
473
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:32,877
"Thanks for doing this, Ellen."
474
00:34:37,425 --> 00:34:40,952
Why can't you die from a stroke
like everybody else?
475
00:34:47,869 --> 00:34:49,393
What are you staring at?
476
00:34:52,607 --> 00:34:54,802
Mrs. Mitchell, we're going to do it up here.
477
00:34:57,078 --> 00:34:58,477
Who was she?
478
00:34:59,714 --> 00:35:01,739
Another patriotic secretary?
479
00:35:06,220 --> 00:35:07,744
Thank you for doing this, Ellen.
480
00:35:08,890 --> 00:35:10,255
Go to hell, Bill.
481
00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:13,653
I think we can start now.
482
00:35:14,829 --> 00:35:16,456
And you can tell these two pit vipers...
483
00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:19,625
...that this is the last one of these
I'll do for awhile.
484
00:35:25,106 --> 00:35:27,097
You're doing just fine.
485
00:35:42,123 --> 00:35:43,090
Wave!
486
00:35:48,196 --> 00:35:50,187
Mr. President, how are you feeling?
487
00:35:50,298 --> 00:35:51,390
Fine.
488
00:35:51,632 --> 00:35:52,291
Fine.
489
00:35:52,366 --> 00:35:53,731
Ready to get back to work?
490
00:35:55,069 --> 00:35:56,195
You bet.
491
00:35:56,604 --> 00:35:57,696
You bet.
492
00:35:57,839 --> 00:35:59,204
I'm out of here.
493
00:35:59,307 --> 00:36:00,296
Shit.
494
00:36:01,876 --> 00:36:04,436
Are you making the decisions?
Are you back in charge?
495
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,708
Go!
496
00:36:08,316 --> 00:36:09,749
Go, go, go!
497
00:36:21,362 --> 00:36:23,330
Don't you have anything to say to me?
498
00:36:26,667 --> 00:36:29,158
Thank you for doing this, Ellen.
499
00:36:30,972 --> 00:36:32,667
You don't change, do you?
500
00:36:38,012 --> 00:36:39,570
She hates me.
501
00:36:42,683 --> 00:36:45,243
Wave to the camera. Wave to the camera.
502
00:37:10,945 --> 00:37:13,038
Here we go. First we'll talk to...
503
00:37:13,214 --> 00:37:16,615
...Ted on the new
Land Management Legislation.
504
00:37:18,786 --> 00:37:21,880
I think if you refer to Item 3
on the memorandum...
505
00:37:22,089 --> 00:37:24,557
...you'll notice that the...
506
00:37:25,393 --> 00:37:29,625
Slip your arms in there, and the machine
will do everything your arms do.
507
00:37:38,205 --> 00:37:39,729
I once caught a fish...
508
00:37:40,975 --> 00:37:43,136
...this big.
509
00:37:45,079 --> 00:37:46,376
This is great.
510
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:56,683
Everybody!
511
00:38:01,128 --> 00:38:02,425
Good boy!
512
00:38:06,968 --> 00:38:08,026
Got you!
513
00:38:08,636 --> 00:38:12,072
This guy has had a rebirth.
This is a different fella.
514
00:38:12,139 --> 00:38:14,937
It's not often, but when you're right,
you're right.
515
00:38:15,009 --> 00:38:18,172
There's been a transformation.
What's in the water over there?
516
00:38:18,346 --> 00:38:20,678
It's not the water
or anything else you drank.
517
00:38:20,948 --> 00:38:24,850
He has faced death in the eye
and has been transformed by it.
518
00:38:24,952 --> 00:38:27,785
- The boss looks better since the stroke.
- Thanks, Mr. Speaker.
519
00:38:27,955 --> 00:38:29,616
- He's doing well.
- Thanks.
520
00:38:29,690 --> 00:38:31,214
- I'll tell him.
- Tell him I send him my best.
521
00:38:31,592 --> 00:38:32,957
Good to see you.
522
00:38:35,796 --> 00:38:38,162
Let me ask you a question now:
523
00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:40,166
What is with the president lately?
524
00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:44,128
The guy's been having too many
Happy Meals for lunch or what?
525
00:38:45,439 --> 00:38:47,669
Let's talk about desserts.
526
00:38:48,476 --> 00:38:51,968
What you don't want to do
is eat doughnuts.
527
00:38:53,114 --> 00:38:54,376
No doughnuts.
528
00:38:55,349 --> 00:38:56,873
Thank you, Arnold.
529
00:38:57,651 --> 00:38:59,642
Arnold, thank you so much.
530
00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:01,651
Want to Indian-wrestle?
531
00:39:04,859 --> 00:39:07,726
Throwing out the ceremonial first pitch
532
00:39:07,795 --> 00:39:10,662
the President of the United States
533
00:39:44,932 --> 00:39:48,197
From the nation's capital,
"'the McLaughlin Group"'
534
00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:52,269
An unrehearsed program presenting
inside opinions and forecasts
535
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,704
...on major issues of the day.
536
00:39:55,409 --> 00:39:57,639
Here's the moderator, John McLaughlin.
537
00:39:57,778 --> 00:40:00,576
Issue 1: The new Bill Mitchell.
538
00:40:01,282 --> 00:40:02,943
Two weeks after his brush with death...
539
00:40:03,017 --> 00:40:05,815
...the president's bounding
around the country...
540
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,514
...with the energy
of a high-school track star.
541
00:40:08,589 --> 00:40:10,648
Is this merely overcompensation...
542
00:40:10,791 --> 00:40:14,420
...or the indefatigable greatness
of a truly great man?
543
00:40:14,695 --> 00:40:15,753
Freddie Barnes?
544
00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:19,561
The illness just crystallized
his thinking about his presidency
545
00:40:19,633 --> 00:40:21,328
He realized he didn't have to be a zombie
546
00:40:21,402 --> 00:40:23,927
He can show some life,
even act like a child
547
00:40:24,038 --> 00:40:27,269
He shows the same strength of character
as right after his election
548
00:40:27,341 --> 00:40:30,469
The guy got sick
He recovered from illness
549
00:40:30,544 --> 00:40:32,341
He's now rejuvenated
550
00:40:32,413 --> 00:40:35,974
On a political rehabilitation scale
of zero to ten
551
00:40:36,217 --> 00:40:38,742
rate the rehabilitation of our president
552
00:40:38,919 --> 00:40:40,887
It's an eight The zombie is gone
553
00:40:40,955 --> 00:40:43,185
It's a three The zombie will return
554
00:40:43,457 --> 00:40:46,255
I think it's an 86
He's still out to lunch, but looking good
555
00:40:46,427 --> 00:40:49,089
The answer is eight We'll be right back
556
00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:01,564
So the...
557
00:42:02,970 --> 00:42:05,336
...first lady and the president...
558
00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:08,833
What is that?
How long has that been going on?
559
00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:11,000
I can't say.
560
00:42:12,213 --> 00:42:14,875
You mean, you don't know
or you can't say?
561
00:42:16,217 --> 00:42:17,411
I can't say.
562
00:42:19,353 --> 00:42:20,786
Can't say.
563
00:42:26,427 --> 00:42:31,194
So your job is to protect the president
all the time? That's your whole job?
564
00:42:35,703 --> 00:42:37,136
Have a gun?
565
00:42:39,607 --> 00:42:40,733
Ever use it?
566
00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:43,602
Not yet.
567
00:42:53,721 --> 00:42:55,746
I've always wondered about you guys.
568
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:58,823
They say you'd take a bullet
for the president.
569
00:42:59,093 --> 00:43:00,321
What about it?
570
00:43:00,794 --> 00:43:02,125
Is that true?
571
00:43:02,730 --> 00:43:05,722
Would you let yourself be killed
to save his life?
572
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,224
Certainly.
573
00:43:12,806 --> 00:43:16,333
So that means now you would
get killed for me, too.
574
00:43:30,758 --> 00:43:33,591
It'd be great for you
and great for the president.
575
00:43:33,761 --> 00:43:37,162
I'm sorry, the only time
I have available is the 25th.
576
00:43:37,264 --> 00:43:38,322
Are you crazy?
577
00:43:38,399 --> 00:43:41,368
That's the best I can do.
I'll get back to you.
578
00:43:41,769 --> 00:43:44,237
You scheduled a day with the first lady?
579
00:43:44,338 --> 00:43:46,602
- It's a homeless shelter.
- Oh, excuse me.
580
00:43:46,674 --> 00:43:47,868
It's going to be great.
581
00:43:48,008 --> 00:43:50,636
Caring about his wife,
spending time on her favorite issues.
582
00:43:50,744 --> 00:43:54,680
I don't want him caring about his wife.
What about the vice-president?
583
00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,180
The vice-president?
584
00:43:57,384 --> 00:44:01,514
Well, you remember that First Liberty stuff
we almost got nailed on?
585
00:44:03,524 --> 00:44:06,186
I just dumped it on him instead.
586
00:44:07,861 --> 00:44:09,556
- When does it break?
- Few days.
587
00:44:09,630 --> 00:44:12,622
Look at Dave's tracking polls.
They'll burn up in your hands.
588
00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:16,158
Seventy-three percent with seniors,
eighty-four percent with working mothers.
589
00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:18,227
We still gotta control this guy.
590
00:44:28,982 --> 00:44:30,643
Why are you doing this?
591
00:44:31,518 --> 00:44:32,542
What?
592
00:44:32,653 --> 00:44:35,315
Since when do you care
about the homeless?
593
00:44:36,056 --> 00:44:37,785
I care about the homeless.
594
00:44:38,359 --> 00:44:40,919
I'm sure it's keeping you up nights.
595
00:45:07,888 --> 00:45:12,655
Good morning, Mr. And Mrs. President.
596
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:16,729
Good morning, kids. How are you?
Thank you for that nice welcome.
597
00:45:22,069 --> 00:45:23,502
They are all kids.
598
00:45:24,071 --> 00:45:26,699
That's right, Bill. Kids are homeless, too.
599
00:45:27,908 --> 00:45:29,170
Where are the parents?
600
00:45:29,343 --> 00:45:32,744
A lot of them are in shelters,
but some are still on the street.
601
00:45:33,747 --> 00:45:35,009
Shake hands.
602
00:45:35,416 --> 00:45:36,508
Hi, there.
603
00:45:38,419 --> 00:45:39,408
Hello.
604
00:45:41,855 --> 00:45:43,186
- What's your name?
- Brandon.
605
00:45:43,290 --> 00:45:44,416
How do you do?
606
00:45:46,026 --> 00:45:48,460
What happens when kids
become homeless is...
607
00:45:48,529 --> 00:45:51,020
...they lose communication skills.
608
00:45:51,198 --> 00:45:53,530
So here they play a lot of games...
609
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:58,262
...that encourage kids to relate
to each other and to express themselves.
610
00:45:59,139 --> 00:46:01,937
Oh, no, poor Joe...
611
00:46:02,476 --> 00:46:05,673
...he has no hair.
612
00:46:06,780 --> 00:46:09,613
Oh, no, poor Joe...
613
00:46:09,950 --> 00:46:11,008
...he has no...
614
00:46:11,118 --> 00:46:12,551
: : : eyes:
615
00:46:12,686 --> 00:46:15,154
Right. Very good. Let's try one more.
616
00:46:15,222 --> 00:46:18,658
Everybody together, now.
Everybody pay attention.
617
00:46:19,059 --> 00:46:21,687
Oh, no, poor Joe.
618
00:46:21,762 --> 00:46:23,559
- He has no...
- Feet.
619
00:46:24,965 --> 00:46:27,263
Great, great, great. All right.
620
00:46:31,939 --> 00:46:32,997
Hi, there.
621
00:46:34,808 --> 00:46:35,968
What's your name?
622
00:46:37,411 --> 00:46:38,400
David.
623
00:46:38,479 --> 00:46:39,605
David?
624
00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,105
Great name.
625
00:46:43,951 --> 00:46:45,646
What are you doing here?
626
00:46:47,020 --> 00:46:48,078
Nothing.
627
00:46:50,757 --> 00:46:53,089
Hey, guys. Not now, okay?
628
00:46:54,094 --> 00:46:55,152
Thanks.
629
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,093
Don't you like playing games with them?
630
00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:08,066
Do you like magic?
631
00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:09,602
It's okay.
632
00:47:09,776 --> 00:47:10,800
Okay.
633
00:47:11,845 --> 00:47:13,176
Watch this.
634
00:47:19,019 --> 00:47:20,179
Where'd it go?
635
00:47:20,521 --> 00:47:22,011
The answer is in this riddle.
636
00:47:22,322 --> 00:47:25,086
What can run all day
without ever getting tired?
637
00:47:25,692 --> 00:47:26,681
Do you know?
638
00:47:27,961 --> 00:47:29,258
I'll give you a hint.
639
00:47:29,630 --> 00:47:31,120
It's not your ear.
640
00:47:31,865 --> 00:47:33,526
And it's not your mouth.
641
00:47:34,468 --> 00:47:35,696
My nose.
642
00:47:35,869 --> 00:47:36,961
Your nose.
643
00:47:37,137 --> 00:47:40,197
Exactly. And look, there it is.
644
00:47:40,474 --> 00:47:42,465
See? It was there all the time.
645
00:47:42,643 --> 00:47:44,133
It went up in the air.
646
00:47:47,314 --> 00:47:48,975
And fell on my nose.
647
00:47:53,887 --> 00:47:55,548
Is the first lady still there?
648
00:47:58,058 --> 00:47:59,389
Does she look mad?
649
00:48:01,061 --> 00:48:02,255
Not really.
650
00:48:02,329 --> 00:48:03,318
Good.
651
00:48:04,164 --> 00:48:07,224
First cover of "Time" magazine
and I need a shave.
652
00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:10,327
Tough little moment with the dog.
653
00:48:10,737 --> 00:48:12,329
There you are on the cover.
654
00:48:12,673 --> 00:48:14,072
Good, huh? Front page.
655
00:48:14,241 --> 00:48:16,402
- That's you behind me.
- Where, what?
656
00:48:16,577 --> 00:48:18,408
See? Here's me.
657
00:48:18,779 --> 00:48:19,871
Look here.
658
00:48:19,947 --> 00:48:23,246
You see those 20 guys and then,
bing, there you are.
659
00:48:23,417 --> 00:48:25,476
- This is me?
- Looking very strong and...
660
00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:27,245
...forbidding.
661
00:48:28,855 --> 00:48:32,916
Have you ever thought about wearing
a sweater! You'd blend in more.
662
00:48:34,294 --> 00:48:37,024
There you are again,
coming off the helicopter.
663
00:48:37,264 --> 00:48:39,926
Sweaters make my neck look too thick.
664
00:48:40,734 --> 00:48:43,430
Really? You got a sweater vest?
You could wear a tie.
665
00:48:43,604 --> 00:48:45,697
Would a sweater vest look good on me?
666
00:48:50,611 --> 00:48:52,943
Where's the Simpson-Gardner paperwork?
667
00:48:53,113 --> 00:48:55,445
Excuse me. It's right here.
668
00:48:56,049 --> 00:48:58,711
- Just came in.
- I think he's going to veto it.
669
00:49:12,966 --> 00:49:15,958
Bill Mitchell...
670
00:49:20,641 --> 00:49:22,438
...votes no.
671
00:49:30,317 --> 00:49:33,343
"Hail to the Chief
He's the one we all say 'Hail' to
672
00:49:34,421 --> 00:49:38,585
"We all say 'Hail' to the Chief
'Cause he keeps himself so clean."
673
00:49:39,192 --> 00:49:41,126
He's got the power.
674
00:49:41,261 --> 00:49:44,424
That's why he's in the shower.
675
00:49:45,999 --> 00:49:48,490
I can't believe you would do
something like this.
676
00:49:48,735 --> 00:49:50,168
Not even you.
677
00:49:50,570 --> 00:49:51,935
How could you?
678
00:49:53,507 --> 00:49:54,303
What?
679
00:49:54,374 --> 00:49:57,275
Don't patronize me.
I'm not one of your bimbos.
680
00:49:58,879 --> 00:50:00,403
And turn around.
681
00:50:01,281 --> 00:50:04,011
I'm talking to you. Turn around.
682
00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:08,351
Turn around.
683
00:50:14,661 --> 00:50:17,129
If you want to be the same old selfish...
684
00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:18,523
...bastard.
685
00:50:20,434 --> 00:50:21,958
Go ahead. I've gotten used to it.
686
00:50:22,035 --> 00:50:26,199
But don't put on this "man of the people"
routine and then do something like this.
687
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:28,229
I don't understand.
688
00:50:28,308 --> 00:50:31,209
You know that wasn't
a Works Bill you vetoed.
689
00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:33,709
That would've given those kids homes!
690
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:38,214
When I think of that spectacle you put on
with that boy and the magic trick.
691
00:50:39,086 --> 00:50:41,020
What's wrong with the magic trick?
692
00:50:41,154 --> 00:50:44,487
It was some magic.
You made their funding disappear!
693
00:50:44,958 --> 00:50:46,653
If there's some mistake...
694
00:50:46,827 --> 00:50:50,490
When you veto their funding,
that's not a mistake.
695
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:53,994
When you hurt someone intentionally,
that's not a mistake.
696
00:51:13,253 --> 00:51:15,744
Call Bob. Call Alan. I want to see them.
697
00:51:16,056 --> 00:51:17,717
But it's 10:30 at night.
698
00:51:17,858 --> 00:51:18,950
You got it.
699
00:51:26,633 --> 00:51:27,964
What the hell is this?
700
00:51:28,034 --> 00:51:29,433
What is this?
701
00:51:30,370 --> 00:51:31,632
"The New York Times."
702
00:51:31,705 --> 00:51:33,104
No, this.
703
00:51:34,775 --> 00:51:36,766
"President vetoes Works Bill."
704
00:51:37,410 --> 00:51:38,672
We vetoed that?
705
00:51:40,046 --> 00:51:41,707
We didn't veto anything.
706
00:51:42,549 --> 00:51:45,780
These things get awfully complicated
sometimes, and you have to...
707
00:51:45,852 --> 00:51:47,251
The shelter was in this bill.
708
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,982
- Handle this.
- Believe me, Dave, if we could have...
709
00:51:50,056 --> 00:51:51,887
Lots of shelters were in this bill.
710
00:51:51,958 --> 00:51:53,858
Listen, you little shit!
711
00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:58,297
The budget is a very complicated thing.
I don't understand it sometimes.
712
00:51:58,565 --> 00:52:01,227
Occasionally, we have to make some cuts.
And in order...
713
00:52:01,301 --> 00:52:02,791
But we went there.
714
00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:05,364
- We saw those kids.
- Yes, you did.
715
00:52:06,606 --> 00:52:10,201
And if you find a way to cut
$650 million from the budget...
716
00:52:10,310 --> 00:52:12,244
...you can keep your shelters.
717
00:52:17,818 --> 00:52:19,251
And by the way...
718
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:22,415
...don't ever send for me again.
719
00:52:42,943 --> 00:52:44,001
Can I help you?
720
00:52:44,077 --> 00:52:45,567
I'm here to see the president.
721
00:52:45,645 --> 00:52:46,873
Is that right?
722
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,445
He asked me to come.
723
00:52:48,548 --> 00:52:49,947
And your name?
724
00:52:50,383 --> 00:52:52,180
Murray Blum. B-L-U-M.
725
00:52:52,352 --> 00:52:53,341
Come on, Dave.
726
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:55,388
- Sit down.
- I don't want to sit there.
727
00:52:55,455 --> 00:52:57,685
- Come on.
- I don't want to. Please.
728
00:52:58,124 --> 00:52:59,352
Okay, fine.
729
00:53:00,861 --> 00:53:03,125
This place is probably bugged.
730
00:53:03,296 --> 00:53:05,958
It's not bugged. It's okay, Murray.
731
00:53:11,705 --> 00:53:14,970
You could get in so much trouble
if they find out.
732
00:53:15,108 --> 00:53:16,871
- Who?
- The government.
733
00:53:17,377 --> 00:53:19,470
I'm the government.
734
00:53:21,147 --> 00:53:22,307
Wild, huh?
735
00:53:24,017 --> 00:53:27,544
I can't tell you the whole story.
It's a national emergency thing.
736
00:53:27,921 --> 00:53:29,889
You've gotta help me cut the budget.
737
00:53:32,425 --> 00:53:34,120
You need to cut the budget?
738
00:53:34,661 --> 00:53:37,494
About 650 million dollars.
739
00:53:39,232 --> 00:53:40,529
You look hungry?
740
00:53:42,903 --> 00:53:44,393
Please come in here.
741
00:53:45,739 --> 00:53:46,899
Just watch.
742
00:53:48,408 --> 00:53:49,898
Yes, Mr. President?
743
00:53:49,976 --> 00:53:51,705
We need two copies of the budget.
744
00:53:51,778 --> 00:53:55,009
And could you arrange for dinner for two
in the dining room?
745
00:53:55,181 --> 00:53:56,273
Right away, sir.
746
00:53:56,449 --> 00:53:58,815
We have work to do
so we're not to be disturbed.
747
00:53:58,919 --> 00:54:00,284
I understand, sir.
748
00:54:01,187 --> 00:54:05,351
Do you think they could rustle up
some bratwurst and mustard?
749
00:54:05,525 --> 00:54:07,254
I think it can be arranged.
750
00:54:10,530 --> 00:54:11,758
I love bratwurst.
751
00:54:12,032 --> 00:54:13,090
I know.
752
00:54:13,867 --> 00:54:17,200
I've been over and over this stuff.
It doesn't add up.
753
00:54:17,270 --> 00:54:21,570
Who does these books? If I ran
my office this way, I'd be out of business.
754
00:54:25,946 --> 00:54:27,243
What can we do?
755
00:54:27,414 --> 00:54:30,747
I see places you could save,
but I can't make those choices.
756
00:54:30,917 --> 00:54:33,317
I'm not the president. I mean...
757
00:54:33,386 --> 00:54:37,379
You know, I mean, I'm not the one
pretending to be the president.
758
00:54:39,659 --> 00:54:40,887
I understand.
759
00:54:43,263 --> 00:54:44,457
Let me try.
760
00:54:46,566 --> 00:54:47,555
You?
761
00:54:50,470 --> 00:54:51,562
Let me try.
762
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:55,130
You want to try?
763
00:54:55,308 --> 00:54:58,300
All right. Here's something right here.
764
00:54:58,645 --> 00:54:59,737
Look at that.
765
00:55:21,101 --> 00:55:23,092
It's a work of art.
766
00:55:23,636 --> 00:55:26,833
Look at this.
"Vice-president linked to S&L scandal."
767
00:55:26,906 --> 00:55:29,773
Alan, you're a genius. We're on our way.
768
00:55:30,043 --> 00:55:31,772
What's with the cameras?
769
00:55:31,945 --> 00:55:34,209
Hundredth cabinet meeting.
It'll be a nice touch.
770
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,838
Oh, right.
771
00:55:40,854 --> 00:55:42,344
Good morning, Mr. President.
772
00:55:42,689 --> 00:55:43,951
How's everyone?
773
00:55:51,031 --> 00:55:53,625
Before we get started...
774
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,632
...I'd like to go over the budget.
775
00:55:57,037 --> 00:56:00,029
- Anything on the budget today?
- No, I don't think so.
776
00:56:03,843 --> 00:56:07,108
I've found some ways to put back
the homeless section...
777
00:56:07,180 --> 00:56:09,148
...of the Works Bill.
778
00:56:09,249 --> 00:56:12,707
Mr. President, I don't believe
that's on your agenda today.
779
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:16,314
No, it's a last minute change, Bob.
780
00:56:18,158 --> 00:56:22,788
Now, the way I see it,
we need $650 million in order to...
781
00:56:24,064 --> 00:56:25,395
...keep the project.
782
00:56:26,599 --> 00:56:28,726
Some of this can be done...
783
00:56:29,169 --> 00:56:31,399
...through some simple changes...
- It's all right.
784
00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:33,405
...in our cash management.
785
00:56:33,706 --> 00:56:35,173
For example...
786
00:56:35,341 --> 00:56:37,332
...according to the OMB, we've got...
787
00:56:37,510 --> 00:56:41,344
...17 defense contractors
who are delinquent in their contracts.
788
00:56:41,514 --> 00:56:42,811
Is this true?
789
00:56:42,916 --> 00:56:44,645
I believe so.
790
00:56:44,784 --> 00:56:46,342
Even though...
791
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:49,688
...they're late,
we keep paying them on time?
792
00:56:50,023 --> 00:56:51,388
Well, in a sense.
793
00:56:57,263 --> 00:56:58,628
Okay, now...
794
00:56:59,099 --> 00:57:01,932
...instead of paying them
for something they haven't finished...
795
00:57:02,001 --> 00:57:05,232
...we could hold back that cash,
put it in an interest-bearing...
796
00:57:05,305 --> 00:57:06,533
Mr. President.
797
00:57:15,548 --> 00:57:16,606
Nothing.
798
00:57:19,119 --> 00:57:20,279
Great.
799
00:57:21,054 --> 00:57:25,354
Like I was saying, if we took that cash
and stuck it in a savings account...
800
00:57:25,959 --> 00:57:29,622
...we'd be making
$23 million a month in interest.
801
00:57:29,729 --> 00:57:32,289
Well, technically, that's true, but...
802
00:57:36,970 --> 00:57:38,437
I suppose it's true.
803
00:57:41,574 --> 00:57:44,236
Okay, so that's $23 million...
804
00:57:47,113 --> 00:57:49,172
...times 12 months.
805
00:57:50,783 --> 00:57:51,772
Good.
806
00:57:53,586 --> 00:57:57,113
Fortunately, money management
gets us halfway to our goal.
807
00:57:57,490 --> 00:58:02,257
In order to get the rest of the money,
we'll have to make some tough choices.
808
00:58:03,062 --> 00:58:04,723
The Commerce Department.
809
00:58:05,431 --> 00:58:06,864
Yes, Mr. President?
810
00:58:07,867 --> 00:58:11,860
We're spending $47 million
on an ad campaign...
811
00:58:11,971 --> 00:58:15,532
"...to boost consumer confidence
in the American auto industry."
812
00:58:18,178 --> 00:58:21,272
It's designed to bolster
individual confidence...
813
00:58:21,447 --> 00:58:24,610
...in a previous domestic
automotive purchase.
814
00:58:24,717 --> 00:58:29,177
We're spending $47 million for somebody
to feel good about a car they bought?
815
00:58:29,522 --> 00:58:31,353
I wouldn't categorize it that way.
816
00:58:31,424 --> 00:58:33,790
I'm sure that's important, but...
817
00:58:34,027 --> 00:58:37,986
...I don't want to tell an eight-year-old kid
he's gotta sleep in the street...
818
00:58:38,064 --> 00:58:41,363
...because we want people
to feel better about their car.
819
00:58:43,937 --> 00:58:45,632
Do you want to tell him that?
820
00:58:48,208 --> 00:58:49,232
No, sir.
821
00:58:50,877 --> 00:58:52,367
No, I sure don't.
822
00:58:53,813 --> 00:58:56,247
Well then, that's another $47 million.
823
00:58:56,316 --> 00:58:59,581
So this is good. Real good.
We're on our way.
824
00:58:59,652 --> 00:59:03,213
Let me just add that to the tally here.
825
00:59:03,389 --> 00:59:05,653
That'll be plus 47...
826
00:59:08,761 --> 00:59:10,695
Five, carry the one...
827
00:59:10,763 --> 00:59:14,426
...makes $656 million...
828
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:17,162
...which means we can keep the program.
829
00:59:27,847 --> 00:59:30,407
- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you for your help.
830
00:59:44,430 --> 00:59:46,091
Excuse me.
831
00:59:48,801 --> 00:59:50,029
What is it?
832
00:59:50,737 --> 00:59:53,433
You won't believe what your husband did.
833
00:59:57,844 --> 00:59:59,277
I'll kill him.
834
01:00:01,314 --> 01:00:02,474
You can't kill a president.
835
01:00:02,548 --> 01:00:05,016
He's not a president.
He's an ordinary person.
836
01:00:05,084 --> 01:00:06,949
I can kill an ordinary person.
837
01:00:07,287 --> 01:00:09,448
I can kill 100 ordinary people.
838
01:00:11,190 --> 01:00:13,021
He's only doing what you told him to.
839
01:00:13,092 --> 01:00:14,559
What I told him to?
840
01:00:14,661 --> 01:00:18,392
I heard you. You said,
"Cut $650 million off the budget...
841
01:00:18,464 --> 01:00:21,058
- "...and you can keep your shelters."
- I didn't mean it.
842
01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:23,727
Why would I want to save a shelter?
843
01:00:23,970 --> 01:00:25,267
He was only doing his job!
844
01:00:25,338 --> 01:00:28,796
His job? His job? It's not his job!
It's my job!
845
01:00:29,976 --> 01:00:31,841
Will you calm down?
846
01:00:33,513 --> 01:00:36,243
Was he on the Trilateral Commission?
Was he a senator?
847
01:00:36,349 --> 01:00:38,510
Was he in "Who's Who"
nine years in a row?
848
01:00:38,651 --> 01:00:40,141
Hello, Judy.
849
01:00:41,087 --> 01:00:45,080
I'll destroy him. I'll shred him!
I'll lock him away.
850
01:00:45,224 --> 01:00:47,317
Then we'll all go to jail together.
851
01:00:59,038 --> 01:01:01,097
What do you mean by that?
852
01:01:02,809 --> 01:01:04,777
What do you think I mean?
853
01:01:06,379 --> 01:01:08,279
Are you threatening me?
854
01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:12,278
Well...
855
01:01:14,287 --> 01:01:15,618
Yeah.
856
01:01:15,988 --> 01:01:17,615
I guess I am.
857
01:01:23,429 --> 01:01:24,862
Thanks, Murray.
858
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:26,531
You did great.
859
01:01:33,106 --> 01:01:36,598
Maybe you can come back.
We can go to Camp David.
860
01:01:36,809 --> 01:01:38,208
Camp David?
861
01:01:39,545 --> 01:01:42,309
Get out of here as fast as you can.
862
01:02:06,239 --> 01:02:07,399
Come on, seven.
863
01:02:08,508 --> 01:02:09,839
Come on, six.
864
01:02:26,359 --> 01:02:27,587
We both lose.
865
01:02:28,294 --> 01:02:29,522
We both lose.
866
01:02:31,397 --> 01:02:33,763
I saw your light was on, so I...
867
01:02:36,803 --> 01:02:38,100
Mind if I sit down?
868
01:02:41,073 --> 01:02:42,267
Please.
869
01:02:44,944 --> 01:02:46,536
Would you like...
870
01:02:47,547 --> 01:02:48,878
No, thanks.
871
01:03:00,126 --> 01:03:02,390
That was quite a thing you did today.
872
01:03:04,363 --> 01:03:06,058
Anyone would've done that.
873
01:03:06,899 --> 01:03:08,389
I don't think so.
874
01:03:09,402 --> 01:03:11,131
You helped a lot of people.
875
01:03:16,075 --> 01:03:17,235
You know...
876
01:03:18,578 --> 01:03:20,637
...it kind of reminded me...
877
01:03:20,713 --> 01:03:24,376
...of that thing you did a long time ago
in the state legislature.
878
01:03:28,654 --> 01:03:29,780
Me, too.
879
01:03:32,358 --> 01:03:34,588
You weren't in the state legislature.
880
01:03:40,099 --> 01:03:41,794
Hi, I'm Ellen Mitchell.
881
01:03:43,536 --> 01:03:44,662
Who're you?
882
01:03:50,510 --> 01:03:52,501
I'll make this easy on you.
883
01:03:53,546 --> 01:03:55,411
I never see him anymore.
884
01:03:57,316 --> 01:03:59,113
I barely know him anymore.
885
01:04:01,187 --> 01:04:03,781
I'd just kind of like to know where he is.
886
01:04:09,929 --> 01:04:12,022
This could get me in trouble.
887
01:04:39,992 --> 01:04:41,721
Open it, please, Duane.
888
01:04:51,637 --> 01:04:52,865
Oh, my God!
889
01:04:53,339 --> 01:04:55,364
I'm sorry, you're not allowed in here.
890
01:04:55,441 --> 01:04:58,433
- We have strict instructions.
- I'll explain it later.
891
01:05:31,477 --> 01:05:32,774
What happened?
892
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:35,611
It was a stroke.
893
01:05:36,716 --> 01:05:38,206
It's pretty bad.
894
01:05:43,422 --> 01:05:45,049
I don't understand.
895
01:05:46,726 --> 01:05:48,125
Is he going to...
896
01:05:50,896 --> 01:05:52,158
I'm sorry.
897
01:06:11,450 --> 01:06:12,815
You're leaving?
898
01:06:14,153 --> 01:06:16,314
I'm not the first lady anymore.
899
01:06:17,590 --> 01:06:19,148
I shouldn't be here.
900
01:06:19,692 --> 01:06:21,125
Where're you going?
901
01:06:26,432 --> 01:06:27,421
Home.
902
01:06:29,035 --> 01:06:30,229
Where's home?
903
01:06:32,338 --> 01:06:36,206
Can we stop with the 20 questions?
I'm really not in the mood.
904
01:06:45,685 --> 01:06:47,778
Souvenirs. Towels and stuff.
905
01:06:48,854 --> 01:06:50,344
You're leaving, too?
906
01:06:54,193 --> 01:06:56,184
I never wanted to hurt anybody.
907
01:06:57,129 --> 01:06:59,290
I even thought I was helping.
908
01:07:22,088 --> 01:07:23,214
You know...
909
01:07:23,889 --> 01:07:26,824
...you make this little deal
with yourself that...
910
01:07:27,226 --> 01:07:29,820
...you can put up
with all the other women and...
911
01:07:29,895 --> 01:07:32,489
...you can even do without a life and...
912
01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:37,100
...you can even do without children...
913
01:07:38,671 --> 01:07:41,936
...because you believe
in what you're doing and think...
914
01:07:44,176 --> 01:07:46,667
You thought you had a chance
to help people.
915
01:07:53,619 --> 01:07:55,450
How are you gonna get home?
916
01:08:01,026 --> 01:08:03,119
I don't know. I hadn't really...
917
01:08:03,696 --> 01:08:05,687
...thought it out that far.
918
01:08:08,868 --> 01:08:11,200
Are you sure this goes somewhere?
919
01:08:11,604 --> 01:08:14,038
They say LBJ used it all the time.
920
01:08:54,079 --> 01:08:56,809
Duane said he'd leave a car
right over there.
921
01:09:02,421 --> 01:09:03,683
When did you...
922
01:09:03,823 --> 01:09:06,257
...first know? I mean, about me?
923
01:09:08,761 --> 01:09:10,592
In the car, I think.
924
01:09:11,197 --> 01:09:14,098
On the way to the shelter,
you looked at my legs.
925
01:09:16,702 --> 01:09:19,034
Bill stopped looking a long time ago.
926
01:09:21,106 --> 01:09:23,199
I thought it was in the shower.
927
01:09:39,959 --> 01:09:41,221
Oh, my God.
928
01:09:42,761 --> 01:09:43,921
Police.
929
01:09:49,802 --> 01:09:51,702
- What'd you do?
- I don't know.
930
01:10:00,546 --> 01:10:02,810
- See your driver's license, sir?
- Here.
931
01:10:03,682 --> 01:10:05,013
And registration.
932
01:10:07,419 --> 01:10:09,979
No, I must've left it at home.
933
01:10:11,323 --> 01:10:13,052
Step out of the car, please.
934
01:10:16,161 --> 01:10:18,561
- Both of us?
- Both of you, please.
935
01:10:26,071 --> 01:10:27,561
You may not be aware...
936
01:10:27,673 --> 01:10:31,074
...but there is a "No left turn" sign
just down the block.
937
01:10:31,277 --> 01:10:32,676
You went through it.
938
01:10:35,281 --> 01:10:37,078
I don't know what was I thinking.
939
01:10:40,419 --> 01:10:42,080
We're look-alikes.
940
01:10:42,521 --> 01:10:44,352
Not like each other, but...
941
01:10:44,523 --> 01:10:45,990
I know what you think.
942
01:10:46,058 --> 01:10:48,356
People hire us to impersonate
the president and first lady.
943
01:10:48,494 --> 01:10:49,984
We work out of an agency.
944
01:10:50,095 --> 01:10:51,153
You sure look like him.
945
01:10:51,230 --> 01:10:53,790
Thanks. We work very hard at it.
946
01:10:53,933 --> 01:10:56,458
She got her hair cut to look...
Perfect match.
947
01:10:56,535 --> 01:10:59,663
We just played the Sapperstein wedding.
They loved us.
948
01:11:00,306 --> 01:11:02,706
We did our Club Med routine...
949
01:11:02,808 --> 01:11:05,606
...where they go down to Club Med...
950
01:11:05,811 --> 01:11:10,111
...and Bill Mitchell says,
"at 0700, I want an hour of volleyball...
951
01:11:10,215 --> 01:11:14,379
"...and then at 0830, I want
a complete briefing on the surf situation."
952
01:11:14,620 --> 01:11:18,556
And then the big finale at the Talent Club.
953
01:11:18,657 --> 01:11:21,125
"The sun'll come out tomorrow.
954
01:11:21,293 --> 01:11:23,887
"Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow..."
955
01:11:24,196 --> 01:11:26,130
I'm okay.
"There'll be sun
956
01:11:26,398 --> 01:11:29,367
"Just thinking about tomorrow
957
01:11:29,802 --> 01:11:32,828
"Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow
958
01:11:32,905 --> 01:11:34,338
"Till there's none
959
01:11:34,673 --> 01:11:36,334
"Tomorrow
960
01:11:36,575 --> 01:11:38,634
"Tomorrow, I love you
961
01:11:38,744 --> 01:11:40,143
"Tomorrow
962
01:11:40,212 --> 01:11:43,079
"It's only a day away
963
01:11:44,083 --> 01:11:47,177
"Tomorrow, tomorrow
964
01:11:47,286 --> 01:11:49,481
"We love you, tomorrow
965
01:11:49,655 --> 01:11:52,988
"You're only a day away"
966
01:11:57,997 --> 01:12:01,558
Thank you. Thanks.
We haven't worked out the final harmony.
967
01:12:01,667 --> 01:12:03,032
This is a full-time job?
968
01:12:03,102 --> 01:12:06,765
Yeah, lately.
Lately, it's been pretty much full-time.
969
01:12:06,939 --> 01:12:10,272
Mr. And Mrs. Kovic,
I'm not going to give you a ticket.
970
01:12:10,442 --> 01:12:11,534
You're not?
971
01:12:11,744 --> 01:12:14,178
You should save all the money you have.
972
01:12:16,515 --> 01:12:19,348
He won't give us a ticket.
He says we should save our money.
973
01:12:19,418 --> 01:12:20,942
That's very funny.
974
01:12:21,954 --> 01:12:23,444
You're very good.
975
01:12:23,756 --> 01:12:25,451
But she needs a lot of work.
976
01:12:25,524 --> 01:12:27,549
Yes, I know. She's kind of new at it.
977
01:12:27,626 --> 01:12:29,025
Drive safely.
978
01:12:29,094 --> 01:12:31,460
Thank you, Officer. Thank you very much.
979
01:12:44,643 --> 01:12:46,577
I'm not sure I'm this hungry.
980
01:12:46,678 --> 01:12:49,374
Wait. This is a very special sandwich.
981
01:12:57,156 --> 01:12:58,487
This is good.
982
01:12:58,924 --> 01:13:00,152
What's in it?
983
01:13:00,926 --> 01:13:02,257
That's a secret.
984
01:13:05,230 --> 01:13:06,993
You have a lot of secrets.
985
01:13:07,499 --> 01:13:08,659
I guess.
986
01:13:17,676 --> 01:13:20,338
So, what do you do the rest of the time?
987
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:23,173
When I'm not running the country?
988
01:13:25,084 --> 01:13:28,076
I run a temp agency.
You know, secretaries and stuff.
989
01:13:29,588 --> 01:13:31,146
You find people jobs?
990
01:13:34,193 --> 01:13:35,455
Is that funny?
991
01:13:36,361 --> 01:13:39,023
It's just more than most people do here.
992
01:13:40,099 --> 01:13:42,863
Don't get carried away.
I'm not that good at it.
993
01:13:43,102 --> 01:13:44,592
And your family?
994
01:13:44,770 --> 01:13:46,635
I assume you're married.
995
01:13:48,707 --> 01:13:49,765
I was.
996
01:13:50,375 --> 01:13:51,364
Once.
997
01:13:53,378 --> 01:13:54,640
It didn't take.
998
01:14:02,721 --> 01:14:04,211
You know, Dave...
999
01:14:04,490 --> 01:14:06,287
It is Dave, isn't it?
1000
01:14:08,794 --> 01:14:10,728
I can't keep this a secret.
1001
01:14:11,797 --> 01:14:13,128
Yeah, I know.
1002
01:14:16,135 --> 01:14:17,898
I liked doing it though.
1003
01:14:19,505 --> 01:14:21,905
I mean, not the fancy stuff with all...
1004
01:14:22,074 --> 01:14:25,009
...the helicopters
and the TV cameras, but...
1005
01:14:26,912 --> 01:14:28,903
...I liked saving that shelter.
1006
01:14:30,249 --> 01:14:33,309
I liked helping people
that I hadn't even met before.
1007
01:14:36,088 --> 01:14:38,818
Just then, I felt I wasn't
pretending anymore.
1008
01:14:42,528 --> 01:14:44,758
I don't think you were pretending.
1009
01:14:55,908 --> 01:14:58,604
What would you do if you were still in?
1010
01:15:01,480 --> 01:15:04,847
I mean, if you had one more chance
to be president...
1011
01:15:05,617 --> 01:15:07,448
What would you do then?
1012
01:15:17,896 --> 01:15:19,295
Lots of things.
1013
01:15:38,784 --> 01:15:41,048
Excuse me. You can't stop here.
1014
01:15:41,486 --> 01:15:42,885
No visitors.
1015
01:15:46,892 --> 01:15:48,120
Mr. President?
1016
01:15:51,430 --> 01:15:55,230
- I'm sorry, sir, I didn't realize...
- Just getting fresh air.
1017
01:15:55,734 --> 01:15:57,133
Certainly, sir.
1018
01:15:57,603 --> 01:15:59,867
I was wondering, if you don't mind,
how did you get...
1019
01:15:59,938 --> 01:16:02,406
The president wanted some ice cream.
1020
01:16:29,301 --> 01:16:32,031
You make a nice president, Dave Kovic.
1021
01:16:32,771 --> 01:16:33,931
Thanks.
1022
01:16:37,542 --> 01:16:38,873
See you.
1023
01:16:53,091 --> 01:16:55,059
We are glad you're visiting
the White House.
1024
01:16:55,127 --> 01:16:58,028
Keep moving, folks. We're walking.
1025
01:16:58,096 --> 01:17:00,530
More than a million visitors come here
every year: : :
1026
01:17:00,599 --> 01:17:03,568
...making it the most frequently
toured home in the country.
1027
01:17:03,635 --> 01:17:06,160
We're walking and we're stopping.
1028
01:17:06,271 --> 01:17:08,569
Whatever changes
from one administration to the next...
1029
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:11,302
...the White House always maintains
its dignity.
1030
01:17:11,376 --> 01:17:12,604
We're walking.
1031
01:17:12,678 --> 01:17:15,875
He's walking.
He's Bob Alexander, the chief of staff.
1032
01:17:15,947 --> 01:17:17,141
I can't believe it!
1033
01:17:17,215 --> 01:17:19,809
What an honor for all of you.
1034
01:17:19,918 --> 01:17:22,853
Forty-two presidents have lived
in the White House.
1035
01:17:29,161 --> 01:17:31,823
I had no part in this. He called her.
1036
01:17:43,108 --> 01:17:44,973
What do you think you're doing?
1037
01:17:45,944 --> 01:17:47,605
You mean, the press conference?
1038
01:17:47,679 --> 01:17:50,842
I have a couple ideas
to share with the country.
1039
01:17:52,351 --> 01:17:53,511
Share?
1040
01:17:54,219 --> 01:17:55,516
Share?
1041
01:17:56,054 --> 01:17:57,919
You don't call a press conference.
1042
01:17:57,989 --> 01:17:59,718
I call a press conference.
1043
01:18:00,859 --> 01:18:03,350
You're nothing. Do you understand?
1044
01:18:03,795 --> 01:18:05,228
You're nobody.
1045
01:18:05,364 --> 01:18:06,991
I'm not nobody.
1046
01:18:07,065 --> 01:18:08,464
You're lint!
1047
01:18:09,134 --> 01:18:10,624
You're a flea!
1048
01:18:11,470 --> 01:18:12,960
You're a blip!
1049
01:18:14,806 --> 01:18:15,864
Well...
1050
01:18:16,541 --> 01:18:17,872
...maybe I am.
1051
01:18:19,478 --> 01:18:20,809
But you're fired!
1052
01:18:24,549 --> 01:18:26,983
I said you're fired. Get out of here.
1053
01:18:28,053 --> 01:18:29,384
I'm fired?
1054
01:18:29,755 --> 01:18:31,154
You're fired!
1055
01:18:33,492 --> 01:18:34,550
Fine.
1056
01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:35,727
Fine?
1057
01:18:36,328 --> 01:18:37,352
Fine.
1058
01:18:39,064 --> 01:18:41,328
The whole press corps is out there.
1059
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:44,335
Should I go tell them?
Or did you want to?
1060
01:18:45,771 --> 01:18:50,174
Darling, they're waiting in the Press Room.
I think you should get in there.
1061
01:18:53,678 --> 01:18:56,169
I'm sorry. I thought we were alone.
1062
01:19:05,690 --> 01:19:08,955
I'd like your resignation on my desk
by the time I get back.
1063
01:19:16,101 --> 01:19:18,194
Don't touch anything on that desk.
1064
01:19:22,307 --> 01:19:23,706
What's up?
1065
01:19:23,875 --> 01:19:25,399
It must be the vice-president.
1066
01:19:25,477 --> 01:19:28,935
The ex-vice-president.
He'll be a prison reformer soon.
1067
01:19:30,215 --> 01:19:32,115
They're coming. Let's go.
1068
01:19:38,623 --> 01:19:39,885
Good luck.
1069
01:19:48,533 --> 01:19:51,001
Thanks for coming on such short notice.
1070
01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:57,638
I'd like to begin
with an announcement that...
1071
01:19:59,244 --> 01:20:01,235
...may come as a surprise for you.
1072
01:20:01,580 --> 01:20:02,740
I've...
1073
01:20:03,415 --> 01:20:06,976
...asked Bob Alexander to resign
as White House chief of staff.
1074
01:20:09,921 --> 01:20:14,085
Over the last months, Bob and I
came to believe in different things.
1075
01:20:14,993 --> 01:20:19,521
He thinks this country's fine and we
should go about doing business as usual.
1076
01:20:22,601 --> 01:20:24,364
I just don't feel that way.
1077
01:20:25,670 --> 01:20:27,001
Not anymore.
1078
01:20:28,173 --> 01:20:30,141
Because things aren't fine.
1079
01:20:30,842 --> 01:20:34,403
We've got so many problems,
we don't want to look at them anymore.
1080
01:20:34,479 --> 01:20:37,039
They blend together into a big noise...
1081
01:20:37,949 --> 01:20:40,509
...and soon we can't hear ourselves think.
1082
01:20:41,019 --> 01:20:43,180
But that's not even the worst part.
1083
01:20:43,488 --> 01:20:45,012
The worst part is...
1084
01:20:46,057 --> 01:20:48,548
...we feel we can't do anything about it.
1085
01:20:50,295 --> 01:20:51,887
And that's a tragedy...
1086
01:20:52,964 --> 01:20:54,329
...because we can.
1087
01:20:57,402 --> 01:21:00,803
We don't know where to start;
maybe that's what it is.
1088
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:03,198
But I have an idea...
1089
01:21:03,542 --> 01:21:05,407
...of where we can start.
1090
01:21:08,547 --> 01:21:09,809
From today...
1091
01:21:11,917 --> 01:21:15,148
...I'm making it the responsibility
of this government...
1092
01:21:15,220 --> 01:21:18,155
...to find a job for every American
who wants one.
1093
01:21:22,694 --> 01:21:25,390
Have you seen the look
in someone's face...
1094
01:21:26,231 --> 01:21:28,563
...the day they finally get a job?
1095
01:21:29,568 --> 01:21:31,729
I've had some experience with this.
1096
01:21:32,437 --> 01:21:34,496
They look like they could fly.
1097
01:21:34,739 --> 01:21:39,073
And it's not about the paycheck.
It's about looking in the mirror...
1098
01:21:39,344 --> 01:21:42,677
...and knowing you've done
something valuable with your day.
1099
01:21:42,948 --> 01:21:46,440
And if one person could start
to feel that way, then others...
1100
01:21:46,952 --> 01:21:50,353
Soon all these other problems
we're facing may not seem so...
1101
01:21:51,756 --> 01:21:53,348
...impossible.
1102
01:22:00,265 --> 01:22:02,961
You don't know what you can do
until you...
1103
01:22:03,268 --> 01:22:05,532
...stand up and decide to try.
1104
01:22:15,547 --> 01:22:17,913
That's it. Let's get to work. Thank you.
1105
01:22:21,219 --> 01:22:22,846
Thank you, Mr. President.
1106
01:22:22,921 --> 01:22:26,379
In the boldest initiative yet
of the new Mitchell administration...
1107
01:22:26,458 --> 01:22:30,224
...the president has proposed
a full employment program...
1108
01:22:30,328 --> 01:22:32,956
...unparalleled since the days of FDR.
1109
01:22:33,365 --> 01:22:36,994
The proposal brought swift reaction,
here on Capitol Hill.
1110
01:22:37,235 --> 01:22:41,569
The president's on the right track.
We should be putting people to work.
1111
01:22:41,706 --> 01:22:45,005
It's better to have people working
than collecting welfare checks.
1112
01:22:45,076 --> 01:22:49,410
We're carrying the water for him.
I've carried a lot of water for him.
1113
01:22:49,514 --> 01:22:50,913
And then now to say this.
1114
01:22:50,982 --> 01:22:52,847
The guy's out to lunch.
1115
01:22:54,986 --> 01:22:57,181
The lights are on but no one's home.
1116
01:22:57,255 --> 01:23:01,555
I love it. It's great. All we've gotta do is
cut "Star Wars" and we can pay for it.
1117
01:23:01,626 --> 01:23:05,653
I want to look at Mitchell's proposal
to see how he intends to pay for it.
1118
01:23:05,730 --> 01:23:09,598
It's like the program I presented
when I ran for president four years ago.
1119
01:23:09,668 --> 01:23:13,160
Has the president taken leave
of his faculties? I'm asking you.
1120
01:23:13,304 --> 01:23:15,568
It's the definition of modern leadership.
1121
01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:18,700
You set out a bold goal
and you don't say how you'll do it.
1122
01:23:18,777 --> 01:23:21,439
They tried this in Russia
and wrecked the country.
1123
01:23:21,513 --> 01:23:23,413
I wonder if the Communists got to him?
1124
01:23:23,481 --> 01:23:26,075
If you look at a photo of Mitchell...
1125
01:23:26,184 --> 01:23:30,848
...taken before the stroke and one after,
you will see distinct differences.
1126
01:23:30,989 --> 01:23:32,980
Are you saying this is a conspiracy?
1127
01:23:33,058 --> 01:23:35,618
Yes, I am saying it's a conspiracy.
1128
01:23:35,794 --> 01:23:37,659
Do you think you're a bit paranoid?
1129
01:23:37,729 --> 01:23:40,061
Have you compared the photographs?
1130
01:24:04,589 --> 01:24:06,216
This is crazy.
1131
01:24:09,894 --> 01:24:14,160
The "US News" hammered us, but they're
always tough. Rosenthal loved us.
1132
01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:15,266
That's good.
1133
01:24:15,366 --> 01:24:17,891
Mr. Nance is waiting for you.
1134
01:24:17,969 --> 01:24:20,028
- Who?
- The vice-president.
1135
01:24:22,707 --> 01:24:24,470
The vice-president.
1136
01:24:25,110 --> 01:24:26,702
Nance. I thought...
1137
01:24:27,912 --> 01:24:29,607
I want my ears checked.
1138
01:24:29,714 --> 01:24:31,648
Sorry, I didn't understand.
1139
01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:34,048
Ever since the stroke I get a little...
1140
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:36,878
Oh, my God!
1141
01:24:58,576 --> 01:25:00,237
Mr. President...
1142
01:25:01,846 --> 01:25:04,110
...these are a gift of the King of Togo.
1143
01:25:04,249 --> 01:25:06,240
Fertility beads.
1144
01:25:06,417 --> 01:25:09,352
And these are from the people of Burundi.
1145
01:25:11,923 --> 01:25:13,015
Thank you.
1146
01:25:13,124 --> 01:25:15,592
They know hats in Burundi. Look.
1147
01:25:18,763 --> 01:25:20,958
Mr. President,
may I speak frankly with you?
1148
01:25:21,099 --> 01:25:23,761
Yes, please. Sit down.
It's good to see you.
1149
01:25:27,906 --> 01:25:31,865
I know we don't always get along.
We've disagreed, politically.
1150
01:25:31,943 --> 01:25:35,208
And I suppose I know
what you think of me personally.
1151
01:25:36,848 --> 01:25:40,045
But I've tried to respect
the role you wanted me to play.
1152
01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:45,049
When I disagreed with this administration,
I've kept it to myself.
1153
01:25:46,724 --> 01:25:49,284
When you wanted my support,
you always had it.
1154
01:25:51,229 --> 01:25:52,628
Damn it, Bill.
1155
01:25:52,797 --> 01:25:55,027
How could you do
something like this to me?
1156
01:25:57,435 --> 01:25:58,459
Do what?
1157
01:25:58,536 --> 01:26:00,470
Come on, we're not children!
1158
01:26:00,805 --> 01:26:04,639
I didn't have anything to do with this
First Liberty nonsense and you know it!
1159
01:26:05,577 --> 01:26:06,635
First Liberty.
1160
01:26:06,845 --> 01:26:09,143
All I've got is my integrity, Bill.
1161
01:26:11,816 --> 01:26:13,306
That's all I have left.
1162
01:26:13,751 --> 01:26:16,481
I don't know why you've turned
your attack dogs on me.
1163
01:26:16,554 --> 01:26:17,919
They're not my attack dogs.
1164
01:26:18,256 --> 01:26:19,245
What?
1165
01:26:20,491 --> 01:26:21,753
I'll take care of this.
1166
01:26:21,893 --> 01:26:24,760
- We made it up.
- What do you mean?
1167
01:26:24,829 --> 01:26:27,662
We had to, Dave. The guy's a Boy Scout.
1168
01:26:27,832 --> 01:26:29,265
But this is wrong.
1169
01:26:29,834 --> 01:26:30,994
Wrong?
1170
01:26:31,502 --> 01:26:35,199
I know. It looks awfully bad
and I'm really embarrassed, but...
1171
01:26:35,573 --> 01:26:36,767
It was Bob's idea.
1172
01:26:59,364 --> 01:27:04,461
When I first began to look into
the allegations concerning First Liberty...
1173
01:27:05,069 --> 01:27:09,369
...I thought the wrongdoing
was restricted to the vice-president.
1174
01:27:10,041 --> 01:27:12,373
You better take a look at this.
1175
01:27:14,545 --> 01:27:16,604
But as I began to investigate,
I realized that
1176
01:27:16,681 --> 01:27:20,708
this pattern of corruption
extended much higher
1177
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:25,016
I was saddened to discover at least 15
1178
01:27:25,156 --> 01:27:28,887
separate acts of intervention
by this administration
1179
01:27:29,294 --> 01:27:33,822
most with the full knowledge
of the president, and all of them illegal
1180
01:27:34,565 --> 01:27:36,897
Federal regulators were influenced
1181
01:27:37,869 --> 01:27:39,996
records were destroyed
1182
01:27:40,071 --> 01:27:42,005
and pressure was brought to bear
1183
01:27:43,675 --> 01:27:45,006
in some cases
1184
01:27:45,910 --> 01:27:48,401
by President Mitchell himself
1185
01:27:48,613 --> 01:27:51,514
- Now he's making up stuff about me.
- He's not.
1186
01:27:54,252 --> 01:27:55,514
He's not?
1187
01:27:58,423 --> 01:27:59,583
I did all that?
1188
01:27:59,691 --> 01:28:02,353
You didn't. Bill Mitchell did.
1189
01:28:11,369 --> 01:28:13,860
This is a mistake.
We shouldn't be doing this.
1190
01:28:14,806 --> 01:28:16,433
I can't go into hiding.
1191
01:28:39,230 --> 01:28:41,460
Is this job stuff just a smoke screen?
1192
01:28:45,236 --> 01:28:49,798
I don't know how else to put it.
This dog won't hunt.
1193
01:28:49,974 --> 01:28:53,740
We may be able to hold off
on this First Liberty thing for a while...
1194
01:28:53,911 --> 01:28:56,311
...but if you're pushing this new jobs...
1195
01:28:56,381 --> 01:28:58,781
Just put us on a spit and bring the sauce.
1196
01:28:58,883 --> 01:29:02,250
- Lf you'd just wait a few months.
- Yeah, wait.
1197
01:29:03,654 --> 01:29:05,281
I don't want to wait. We can't.
1198
01:29:05,490 --> 01:29:08,084
Mr. President,
I understand how you feel, but...
1199
01:29:08,192 --> 01:29:10,922
...we're talking about obstructing
federal regulators...
1200
01:29:11,062 --> 01:29:13,326
...violating election laws.
1201
01:29:13,765 --> 01:29:16,359
I got people up on the Hill
talking about impeachment.
1202
01:29:16,501 --> 01:29:19,231
What is with President Mitchell lately?
1203
01:29:19,370 --> 01:29:23,864
I know the president's supposed to serve
four years, but now it may be 15 to 20.
1204
01:29:26,177 --> 01:29:29,669
We make fun of the president
But it's a tough job
1205
01:29:30,348 --> 01:29:34,910
Today the president woke up, broke
the law, got caught and pardoned himself
1206
01:29:35,186 --> 01:29:37,450
That is a full day
1207
01:29:40,058 --> 01:29:41,616
Mr. President...
1208
01:29:42,126 --> 01:29:43,616
...may I come in?
1209
01:29:46,697 --> 01:29:49,291
A dirty business we're in, sometimes.
1210
01:29:54,372 --> 01:29:55,532
Mr. President...
1211
01:29:55,873 --> 01:29:59,832
...whatever happens, I want you to know,
I think your jobs program is...
1212
01:30:00,011 --> 01:30:01,638
...a wonderful idea.
1213
01:30:04,882 --> 01:30:05,974
Thanks.
1214
01:30:06,384 --> 01:30:09,148
Not many people will
pay attention now, but...
1215
01:30:10,488 --> 01:30:11,546
Thanks.
1216
01:30:20,898 --> 01:30:22,229
Would you like to...
1217
01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:24,061
...sit down for a minute?
1218
01:30:36,747 --> 01:30:38,078
Do you ever...
1219
01:30:39,417 --> 01:30:41,851
...think back to how you got started?
1220
01:30:46,023 --> 01:30:47,854
I was a shoe salesman.
1221
01:30:49,193 --> 01:30:51,024
But not happy about it.
1222
01:30:51,929 --> 01:30:54,864
One day, my wife says to me:
1223
01:30:55,766 --> 01:30:58,098
"Why don't you run for office?
1224
01:30:58,703 --> 01:31:00,694
"You talk about it all the time.
1225
01:31:01,439 --> 01:31:05,273
"Why don't you just do it?"
So I tell my boss...
1226
01:31:05,510 --> 01:31:07,978
...I have a dentist appointment...
1227
01:31:08,112 --> 01:31:11,206
...and I go down
to the Registrar of Voters...
1228
01:31:11,749 --> 01:31:13,273
...on my lunch break.
1229
01:31:15,086 --> 01:31:17,452
Next thing I know, I'm a councilman.
1230
01:31:18,356 --> 01:31:19,118
Really?
1231
01:31:19,190 --> 01:31:21,784
My wife is my campaign manager.
We had...
1232
01:31:22,126 --> 01:31:25,584
...a budget of $2,000, with advertising.
1233
01:31:33,171 --> 01:31:34,399
How about you?
1234
01:31:35,173 --> 01:31:36,299
Me?
1235
01:31:38,309 --> 01:31:40,140
How did you get started?
1236
01:31:43,247 --> 01:31:44,976
Kind of the same way.
1237
01:31:57,628 --> 01:31:59,926
Vice-president's a good man, isn't he?
1238
01:32:08,439 --> 01:32:10,168
He's a very good man.
1239
01:32:17,682 --> 01:32:19,445
I don't want to lose you.
1240
01:32:37,301 --> 01:32:40,964
The president requested this rare,
joint session of Congress...
1241
01:32:41,072 --> 01:32:45,133
...so he can personally answer
the allegations raised by Bob Alexander...
1242
01:32:45,209 --> 01:32:46,733
...his former chief of staff.
1243
01:32:46,844 --> 01:32:50,302
It's hard to recall the last time
both houses of Congress
1244
01:32:50,381 --> 01:32:54,215
convened without any idea
of what the president plans to say
1245
01:32:54,318 --> 01:32:58,812
One would speculate that it's about
the charges against Mitchell and Nance
1246
01:32:58,956 --> 01:33:02,187
Those rumors have circulated
on Capitol Hill for several weeks
1247
01:33:04,595 --> 01:33:06,995
It's time to go. Better get inside.
1248
01:33:07,398 --> 01:33:09,730
It's set with Duane? Everything's here?
1249
01:33:09,967 --> 01:33:11,332
Okay, let's go.
1250
01:33:15,206 --> 01:33:16,503
Relax.
1251
01:33:18,843 --> 01:33:20,333
Enjoy the moment.
1252
01:33:26,217 --> 01:33:28,185
- Hello, Ben.
- Big day, Bob.
1253
01:33:28,319 --> 01:33:30,287
- Thanks for coming.
- I wouldn't miss it.
1254
01:33:30,688 --> 01:33:32,155
You know the Claghorns?
1255
01:33:33,157 --> 01:33:34,715
Hey, Bob, what do you think?
1256
01:33:34,792 --> 01:33:37,625
Put that away.
Let's wait till the speech first.
1257
01:33:39,196 --> 01:33:41,357
The House will be in order!
1258
01:33:42,500 --> 01:33:44,900
The House will be in order!
1259
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:52,567
Mr. Speaker,
the President of the United States.
1260
01:34:26,510 --> 01:34:27,909
Thank you.
1261
01:34:31,215 --> 01:34:32,580
Here it comes.
1262
01:34:35,820 --> 01:34:37,117
Mr. Speaker
1263
01:34:37,988 --> 01:34:39,148
Vice-President
1264
01:34:40,458 --> 01:34:42,016
Members of the Congress
1265
01:34:43,227 --> 01:34:45,024
Fellow Americans
1266
01:34:47,698 --> 01:34:50,963
I wish I could be here today
under different circumstances.
1267
01:34:52,236 --> 01:34:56,036
There are many things
about this country we should discuss.
1268
01:34:56,407 --> 01:34:58,875
But I realize that's not possible now.
1269
01:35:00,244 --> 01:35:04,613
As you know, my former chief of staff
has implicated me in a scandal...
1270
01:35:04,682 --> 01:35:07,810
...involving
the First Liberty Savings and Loan.
1271
01:35:08,386 --> 01:35:12,550
Once people start discussing a scandal,
it's hard to talk about anything else.
1272
01:35:13,157 --> 01:35:15,057
Let's talk about it.
1273
01:35:17,128 --> 01:35:19,494
Bob Alexander has accused me of...
1274
01:35:20,264 --> 01:35:22,755
I'll read this to make sure I get it right.
1275
01:35:23,501 --> 01:35:28,404
"...illegally influencing regulators
on behalf of campaign contributors...
1276
01:35:29,006 --> 01:35:32,032
"...interfering with an ongoing
Justice Department investigation...
1277
01:35:32,176 --> 01:35:36,169
"...and violating federal election laws
in the area of campaign finance."
1278
01:35:36,714 --> 01:35:38,909
Let's get to the guts of it.
1279
01:35:39,450 --> 01:35:41,918
Each one of these charges is true.
1280
01:35:44,555 --> 01:35:46,284
Die, you pond scum.
1281
01:35:46,357 --> 01:35:50,054
I'm the president, and as they say,
the buck stops here.
1282
01:35:50,294 --> 01:35:54,526
So I take full responsibility
for every one of my illegal actions.
1283
01:35:56,967 --> 01:35:59,197
But that's not the whole story.
1284
01:36:00,771 --> 01:36:04,434
And I think each one of you
is entitled to the whole truth.
1285
01:36:05,576 --> 01:36:08,204
I have here written proof...
1286
01:36:10,748 --> 01:36:14,809
...in the form of notes,
memoranda and personal directives...
1287
01:36:15,286 --> 01:36:19,052
...proving that Bob Alexander
was also involved...
1288
01:36:19,457 --> 01:36:23,553
in each of these incidents,
and in most cases, planned them as well
1289
01:36:29,467 --> 01:36:33,096
Allegations of wrongdoing
have also been made against Nance.
1290
01:36:33,871 --> 01:36:36,567
As this evidence will prove, at no time...
1291
01:36:36,640 --> 01:36:39,905
...and in no way was the vice-president
involved in any of these.
1292
01:36:39,977 --> 01:36:42,070
Bob just made all that up
1293
01:36:44,582 --> 01:36:46,573
Vice-President Nance...
1294
01:36:47,218 --> 01:36:50,483
...is a good and decent public servant...
1295
01:36:50,788 --> 01:36:54,747
...and I'd like to apologize
for any pain this caused him or his family.
1296
01:37:10,674 --> 01:37:12,505
While we're on the subject...
1297
01:37:13,511 --> 01:37:17,277
...I'd like to apologize
to the American people.
1298
01:37:17,681 --> 01:37:19,171
You see...
1299
01:37:19,683 --> 01:37:23,084
...I forgot that I was hired
to do a job for you...
1300
01:37:23,854 --> 01:37:26,186
...and it was just a temp job.
1301
01:37:26,891 --> 01:37:29,018
I forgot I had 250 million people...
1302
01:37:29,093 --> 01:37:32,119
...who were paying me
to make their lives a bit better.
1303
01:37:32,630 --> 01:37:35,121
I didn't live up to my part of the bargain
1304
01:37:38,235 --> 01:37:41,204
There are certain things
you should expect from your president.
1305
01:37:43,707 --> 01:37:46,642
I had to care more about you
than I do about me.
1306
01:37:47,311 --> 01:37:49,302
I had to care more about...
1307
01:37:50,714 --> 01:37:53,911
...what's right than I do about
what's popular.
1308
01:37:57,721 --> 01:38:00,815
I ought to be willing to give up
this whole thing...
1309
01:38:01,559 --> 01:38:03,424
...for something I believe in...
1310
01:38:05,462 --> 01:38:07,054
...because if I'm not...
1311
01:38:10,334 --> 01:38:11,665
...if I'm not...
1312
01:38:18,409 --> 01:38:19,740
If I'm not...
1313
01:38:22,146 --> 01:38:23,738
If I'm not, then...
1314
01:38:24,014 --> 01:38:25,982
...maybe I don't belong here on a first...
1315
01:38:30,588 --> 01:38:32,078
Get a doctor!
1316
01:40:16,360 --> 01:40:17,384
Well?
1317
01:40:18,595 --> 01:40:19,584
Well?
1318
01:40:23,701 --> 01:40:25,100
You okay getting home?
1319
01:40:26,770 --> 01:40:28,362
Yeah, it's not far.
1320
01:40:31,642 --> 01:40:32,768
Take care.
1321
01:40:39,249 --> 01:40:41,046
I would've taken a bullet for you.
1322
01:40:51,628 --> 01:40:52,959
Thanks, Duane.
1323
01:42:05,302 --> 01:42:07,167
The stroke hit at 8:42 pm
1324
01:42:07,237 --> 01:42:11,367
just as the president was concluding
his remarks to a joint session of Congress
1325
01:42:11,441 --> 01:42:13,534
Spokesmen of the First Naval Hospital
1326
01:42:13,610 --> 01:42:16,204
have confirmed it was a massive edema
1327
01:42:16,446 --> 01:42:20,314
Unlike his previous stroke,
it has left the president incapacitated
1328
01:42:20,384 --> 01:42:23,285
The nation mourned
as President William Harrison Mitchell
1329
01:42:23,353 --> 01:42:27,119
was laid to rest at
Arlington National Cemetery
1330
01:42:27,424 --> 01:42:29,984
After lingering in a coma
for almost five months
1331
01:42:30,093 --> 01:42:32,960
the president succumbed Thursday,
at 4:20 pm
1332
01:42:33,030 --> 01:42:36,659
In a bittersweet ceremony in the capital,
Vice-President Gary Nance
1333
01:42:36,733 --> 01:42:41,170
was officially sworn in today
as the 45th president of the United States
1334
01:42:41,572 --> 01:42:46,168
Under the terms of the 25th Amendment,
Nance was acting with full authority
1335
01:42:46,276 --> 01:42:49,006
since Bill Mitchell's incapacitation
1336
01:42:51,682 --> 01:42:54,480
I plan to continue
Bill Mitchell's call to arms
1337
01:42:55,452 --> 01:42:58,148
This isn't my presidency,
it's his presidency
1338
01:42:58,722 --> 01:43:02,021
And I can't think of a better way
to ensure his legacy
1339
01:43:02,626 --> 01:43:05,151
than to continue
the principles he initiated
1340
01:43:05,796 --> 01:43:09,095
Bob Alexander and eight other members
of the Mitchell administration
1341
01:43:09,166 --> 01:43:12,465
were indicted on 34 counts
of election law violations
1342
01:43:12,536 --> 01:43:14,094
and obstruction of justice
1343
01:43:14,171 --> 01:43:16,833
Ironically, the indictments came
just 48 hours
1344
01:43:16,940 --> 01:43:21,377
after passage of the Mitchell Jobs Bill for
a comprehensive employment program
1345
01:43:23,447 --> 01:43:27,076
We have limited amounts of posters,
so no buttons in the envelopes.
1346
01:43:30,420 --> 01:43:32,684
Dave Kobic. Time for a change.
1347
01:43:33,790 --> 01:43:35,052
Kovic. Kovic.
1348
01:43:35,826 --> 01:43:39,193
We have a limited amount of posters.
Put them in busy places.
1349
01:43:40,163 --> 01:43:42,188
She's terrific. She'll do anything.
1350
01:43:42,933 --> 01:43:44,594
Okay, but she's changed.
1351
01:43:45,836 --> 01:43:49,704
It's the middle of winter.
They'll turn off her heat. She needs a job.
1352
01:44:01,451 --> 01:44:03,282
Would you like to volunteer?
1353
01:44:04,621 --> 01:44:06,054
You're a good man.
1354
01:44:06,123 --> 01:44:09,422
Did you get the fund-raising thing
I sent you? City Council.
1355
01:44:09,493 --> 01:44:10,960
We have flyers here.
1356
01:44:12,930 --> 01:44:15,626
We're on a roll now. Karen, you got a job.
1357
01:44:15,866 --> 01:44:16,890
It's Monday.
1358
01:44:16,967 --> 01:44:19,731
And everybody works on Monday.
1359
01:44:34,751 --> 01:44:36,844
I understand you find people jobs?
1360
01:44:40,924 --> 01:44:42,186
You look great!
1361
01:44:44,995 --> 01:44:47,429
I saw you on TV at the funeral and...
1362
01:44:50,000 --> 01:44:51,467
That's finally over.
1363
01:45:01,378 --> 01:45:03,346
Why don't we go into my office?
1364
01:45:03,647 --> 01:45:04,841
Excuse us.
1365
01:49:53,000 --> 01:49:54,841
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