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Pierre I’m late, I’m taking the car

Pedal... start

That’s not it..

Clutch... pedal... start

Crap, not it either.

Pedal... clutch... start

Piece of shit automatic car

Due to a passenger incident, traffic is suspended for the moment.

Let’s call the US embassy

Crap, no reception

Ah, here we go...

Opening hours...

Damn it’s closed

Where’s that ?

Hello Sir.

Listen..

I wouldn’t want to cause any trouble,

but the room is for one person

There’s normally a surcharge.

I’m not staying, I’m helping her out. She just got mugged.

It’s that time in the year for sure.

Did you call the police?

Um, no. we tried calling the bank to cancel her cards

but due to the time zone, it was closed.

What can I do to help?

The fact is that she doesn’t have any ID or credit cards

and I believe that she hasn’t yet paid for her stay here.

We made a copy of her bank card

when she checked in, as is customary.

Then we debit the card on checkout,

if she cancels her credit card, the payment won’t go through.

You’ll understand that, according to management,

I cannot leave her the room,

especially at high season, without a guarantee of payment.

I'd do better to rent it.

You’re not going to kick her out, with no ID no nothing...

Why don’t you take her in?

I don’t know her.

What if she wired you the money?

A wire transfer would take several days to arrive in our account.

That won’t be a solution.

Well, I’m stumped

Ok, here’s what we’ll do. I’ll give you the hotel’s bank info...

Perfect...

.. .but, you’ll act as her guarantor until the money goes through.

So, if she decides to disappear, you will be the one we’ll bill.

See Miss, there’s always a solution.

And... how much is a room?

‘cause at a 130€ a night, it’s not like it hurts but still...

-Hey -Hey

You ok?

Yes

Not really, actually

idn’t manage to start your car this morni

It’s not hard, you’re just blocking on it.

put it in Drive, keep your foot on the br then release it

...and it turns on.

Forget about it, I’ll never understand your car.

Anyways I arrived late for work.

I was witness to a mugging.

Really?

And are you ok?

I’m fine; an American woman got her purse stolen.

She was wearing it on one shoulder and it was opened.

She had “tourist” written all over her.

By mugging, you mean with a weapon?

No her purse was snatched,

so no money, no ID or credit cards.

I helped her out.

Well, I’m going to take a shower.

Honey, have you seen my black shirt?

Haven’t seen it. You’re up early, how come?

I have a meeting today.

Hello Sir.

m the one who helped out a client of yo that got mugged yesterday.

Yes

ould you connect me through to her roo

No problem, I’ll try again later.

What's her room number?

Room 18, ok

Thank you

Bye.

Did you have a good day?

guess.

Are you dining with me or with your phone?

There’s something I’m not getting

I can’t get incoming calls; I must have changed the settings.

Can you call me to check?

Can we do this later?

-Are you pouting? -Why do you say that?

You haven’t said a word and you’re glued to your phone.

I’m just tired. It’s the work.

My work tires me too, it doesn’t mean that I have to sulk.

It’s different for you, you work from home and you get up lat

I work from home so you think it’s a vacation,

On a side note, you take me as your butler as well.

that's not true what are you assuming?

It feels like it sometimes.

Every night I prepare you diner, and never get a thank you.

Can you tell me why you re being ornery

And can you tell me why it’s either all laughs or all cries?

You don’t notice it. Everybody else does but not you.

Notice what?

Can’t you see I set a nice table for you?

Nice candles, fancy glasses.

No

Well yeah

Oh damn, I’m so sorry

You can be

I’m 50 sorry

-I completely forgot. . -I got that.

-How long has it been ? -10 years.

Are we that old?

More like we were really young. You still are.

-10 years, we need to celebrate. -That’s where I was getting at...

...by having a big party.

-Withdots of people. -Yes, we, could invite our families

You'd have a pretty white dress.

With rice and flowers and stuff.

Are you serious?

Very.

Do you want to?

Well, yes

Are you sure.

Of course I’m sure.

How do you like your wake

I’ve known better but...

ou re not staying in a bit longer with m

ait for me, I’m going to get some croissa

Breakfast in bed as a bonus, I’m spoiled.

It’s to excuse me for my behavior.

Be back in 5.

You’re not having breakfast with me?

No, I have to go see a girlfriend.

I’ll do take-out and we’ll eat at the park

Enjoy the sun a bit.

Which one do you prefer, the black or the flowery one?

It’s going to be hot, don’t go for black.

Weren’t we supposed to spend Saturday together?

Where we?

I thought so.

I’m sorry, if you want...

I’ll come home early and we can go for a walk.

Are you disappointed?

No.

Ok, call ya later.

u Americans know nothing about real fo

I’m sorry for coming so late, we went to see an exhibition after lunch

Really? Which one?

The one they are showing at the modern art museum.

A guy that uses yogurt trays as canvas.

Something like that...

Do you mind if I go to the movies tomorrow morning?

You have to be joking;

we’re having lunch at my parents.

And it can’t wait till next Sunday?

Not really,

I’ve already confirmed, my mom has done the shopping already

We can’t cancel at the last minute.

nyways I know you don’t like my mothe

But I do,

I just don’t understand how she can stand your dad.

Why don’t you tell her, she’ll be pleased.

It’s always the same thing You always try to get out of it.

Fine, I’ll call to cancel.

-You mean the movies? -Not the movies,

I was supposed to go with a girlfriend, I’ll call her.

-What girlfriend? -You’re with the CIA now?

I'll call her.

Hello, can you please connect me to room 18?

Has it been a while?

No worries, I’ll call later.

Thank you.

Goodbye

Hang on a sec, I’ll try calling her again.

didn’t manage to tell her I wasn’t coming.

ello, could you reconnect me to room 1

Still no answer?

Can I leave a message?

Can you tell her that “Claire won’t come’

Thank you.

Bye.

Your appointment is at a hotel to go to the movies.

Yes, I told her I’d pick her up.

This is when we arrived in Tenerife

It was very nice, in fact.

his is where we hiked around the volcan

It’s nice, 1?inda looks like the moon.

You could go there for your honeymoon

aire, ave you ma e p ans for your honeymoon?

No, not really.

All I can recommend don't do the same mistakes as we.

Whatever you do, don’t go for group tours.

There are only seniors.

Still the package deals are cheaper.

Maybe so,

still, 9 hours our plane was delayed.

The bird had a mechanical issue, a wonder it took off.

And you ask yourself if there’s enough fuel to get there.

You land, everybody claps Oh miracle!

What I recommend for your honeymoon

are the Maldives.

It’s magical.

Again, it’s not the same price.

That’s true

Claire, do you mind?

So Claire, how’s work?

What with the unemployment issues.

Some have been laid-off but it’s ok

It’s all Europe’s fault.

You’ll see, it’s all going to blow up.

Stop your ranting, dad

I'm telling you i'm right.

You’ll see, all will be left are your eyes to cry with.

I apologize it was for work.

On a Sunday?

It’s a Chinese investor,

my boss asked me to show them around

The Chinese, there are everywhere in business.

They are the ones who hold the power.

They own the Champs Elysees, I saw that on a TV show.

The Chinese and the Russians

Anyone for seconds?

Hello.

You’ve known her a long time?

When I met her she seemed so lost t(hat

I' theught she knew nobody in France

The thing is that we live in Nantes

we just came up to visit her.

We met her in San Francisco aboiA.

...2 and a half years ago? 3 maybe?'

In June for Gay Pride so... 3 years.

Ever since then we stayed in contact.

At this time of year it’s going to be toug

Why are you looking at me that way?

Parisians with a car really do exist?

It’s not mine but I can borrow it.

If I figure out how to start it.

Still not asleep?

Have you seen the time? It’s almost 2 AM.

I should have warned you.

I tried calling but it kept on going to voicemail.

I ran out of battery, I forgot to charge it before leaving.

ou could have used someone else’s pho I was worried sick.

You were worried sick or just jealous?

You come home at 2 AM and you criticize me?

I do what I want, you’re not my mother and I’m not 15.

Ok, fine, don’t make that face.

don’t wish to speak with you this morni

Plus you still smell like booze

Whatever!

I told you I ran out of battery, give it a rest

-Can I at least know where you were? thought you didn’t what to speak with

That’s convenient.

I went to pick up my friend at the hotel

We met two of her guy friends, we drank

I didn’t see the time go by There.

So you get hammered with 2 guys and I should be ok with it.

Don’t worry,

from what I understand they’re not at all into girls.

For once I have fun, leave me alone

-The wedding’s off to a great start. -True, let’s talk about it.

I think that..

I need a bit more time to think.

More time? We’ve been together for 10 years.

If we don’t get married now, then when?

You might find it strange, but I need some time to myself.

-We’re together since I’m 18

Whatever, it’s still young.

I need some breathing space.

If it’s ok with you, I’ll take the car nd go see my parents for a couple of da

-Alone?

All aboard

-I’m so hungry! -Me too.

What do we have to eat?

Isn’t it Thomas’ turn to cook?

You alright Claire?

I am.

I thought your boyfriend wasn’t into girl

You saw him the other night

The other night was different.

We had drunk, you were there to look.

I think it turned him

There’s something I don’t get.

I don’t get her either.

I bring her over to my parent’s place.

we’ve been together a week

Hang on Claire, there’s a misunderstanding

Jolene appreciates you very much

And you’ll probably stay in contact for a long time.

Just like Thomas and I are.

But you shouldn't think you are together

you’ll get hurt if you think like that.

So she doesn’t care about me.

I’m only there to help see the country and have fun

She’s got a good heart all in all.

She’s truly happy to spend time with you

And does that give her the right to kiss your boyfriend in front of us?

I don’t think you know her all that well.

Are you aware she’s with someone?

She has a girlfriend?

A boyfriend.

And a little boy,

For the past 10 years.

They live together in the US.

Don't get ahead of yourself, She’s not going to stay.

Hey girls, we’re going to the beach, wanna join?

I’m staying here, I have things to do.

You should have come, the water was perfect!

Wow, Claire, were you attacked by a tiger?

So glad to have met you.

Hey.

What are you eating?

Cold raviolis, yuck.

You could have used a plate at least.

I brought back your car in one piece.

in a bad mood?

I warn you, it’s not the time for criticism

Do you realize how you treat people?

Not people, you.

You’re gone for 5 days with any news,

Not an SMS, email or even carrier pigeon

You come back and tell me it’s no time for criticisms?

You’ve got to be joking!

I told you I needed some alone time. I thought you’d understand.

But if I have to give accounts on everything...

That you need alone time, I get.

But you don’t leave me hanging there for 5 days

I don’t agree!

can see that you didn’t get too bored While I was away.

Unless you spank your monkey using condoms now.

You’re the one to talk.

I know you weren't by yourself. Even less to your parents.

-I’m sure there’s a guy in all this. -No guy

Maybe more than one, then.

’m not ashamed, to say it.

To took me for a chump so I called someone.

But at least I'm hones about it.

Is it Juliette? I can’t believe you saw Juliette.

None of your business.

And how long have you been seeing her

Maybe you never stopped seeing her.

-It was the first time. -And why should I believe you?

Are you sure you’re in a position to say this?

Yes I saw Juliette this week because she desires me, unlike you.

Well, if I don’t desire you, maybe there’s a reason for it.

And what would that be?

If we don’t fuck, t’s maybe because you’re doing it wrong

That was uncalled for.

That was disgusting to say, And you’re disgusting!