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- Surprise!
- What the hell?

It's not my birthday.
Is it your birthday?

- You don't know my birthday?
- It's not her birthday, you dumbasses.

Well, actually, the
dumbasses are here

to wish you well
at your deposition.

Yeah, we know you're
dreading being grilled

about Roseanne's death

by some Big Pharma legal snake.

I want you to take this.
This is my lucky bullet.

That's in case you get mad

and you can run over and
shove it into somebody.

No, no. This bullet
was in my gun

when I was a cop,
staring down a suspect

who was holding a
hostage at knifepoint,

and I thought, "If I
ever shoot this bullet,

I might hit the hostage."

The suspect surrendered
and I never had to shoot.

So now, this bullet represents
bad things that don't happen.

- Thank you. I appreciate your support.
- Mm-hmm.

I am a little afraid that when
those guys start pushing me,

- I'm gonna lose my cool.
- Aw.

- You got this.
- Looking good.

It'll be good. It'll be good.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Yeah.

Well, the synapse bridges
have finally collapsed,

and now she's just
on random activity.

No, no, no, no. Police physical.

Short blasts for heart rate.

You know, if you don't
get on the force,

maybe the insane asylum
has a track team.

Sorry Ben wasn't here, guys.

When he gets involved
in a project,

he loses track of time, space
and things he made vows to.

Yeah, I saw how obsessed he was

during the two hours
I worked for him.

Was he like that when you two
ran the mug shot magazine?

Yeah, I guess.

Who are you again, and why are
you asking me personal questions?

Ben really should've been here.

Even the guy that Harris
sexually harassed showed up.

Oh, that's who you are.

Hey. He's not my victim.
He's my boyfriend.

The Conners is filmed

in front of a live
studio audience.

What are you doing?

Well, one of the tests
is clearing obstacles

during a foot pursuit.

Oh. Well, I I can spot you.

Okay, good, because
I I've got the angle

and the speed of approach, okay?

- So, all right, here I come.
- Okay.

You know what? It would really
help if it felt more realistic.

So go get the TV

and pretend like you're
running away with it.

Oh, I can pretend I have the
TV. I I did improv in college.

Okay.

Ha ha. I'm getting away.

Nobody can catch me,

not even against
this strong wind.

Stop! Police!

I can't do it.

I can't I'm gonna
look like an idiot

in front of all
those cops again.

No. Come on.

You can do this.

You just need that rush of
adrenaline in the moment.

They always talk
about those mothers

who get superhuman strength

and they can lift
cars off their babies,

but they never tell you about
the ones who get it halfway up

and drop it.

I can't do it.

Sure you can.

Oh, no. This TV fell on a baby.

If only someone was
here who could help.

You are right in here.

- Hi, Dan.
- Hi.

I am representing you
today. My name is Erica.

Uh, where's Jean?

Her car wouldn't start.

It's one of those new models,

the you-gotta-blow-under-.08
SUV.

Oh, my God.

Let me assure you,

I reviewed the case and
I'm totally prepared.

You have the option to postpone,
if you'd like, Mr. Conner.

Oh, no, sir. Let's
do this today.

Tomorrow, I'll drop by
for a purely social visit.

Remember, they're
trying to trap you

into saying Roseanne's
death was her own fault.

Okay, stay calm. Take a
beat before you answer.

Uh,

I had five cups of coffee
and an energy drink

to keep me focused
before I came over here,

so if I clutch my chest
and fall on the floor,

that's not a response
to the question.

Just a few more questions.

It's been seven years.

I'm sure your recollection
is somewhat blurry.

No, sir.

It's easy to remember
someone killing your wife.

Yeah, it's a tragedy.

Is it true that Roseanne had
an addictive personality?

No, it's not.

So, no history of overeating?

No, sir. She ate the
exact right amount

to maintain her weight.

I understand that she took drugs

that were not prescribed
by her doctor.

Is that true?

Yes, she did. Her
prescription ran out.

And by that time, she needed
more just to keep working,

so she got some from
her friends, and...

So you knew that
she was taking drugs

that were not
prescribed by her doctor

before she overdosed.

Yeah.

Yeah, and when I found
out, I flushed 'em.

Did you ever search
the house after that?

No, sir. She told me
those were all the pills,

and I believed her.

You claim to be destroyed
by the loss of your wife.

How come you didn't try harder

to keep her from abusing
pills that could kill her?

Sir, I did everything I could.

Or maybe you just don't
want to take responsibility

for what happened.

If you're saying what
I think you're saying,

it might be the
last thing you say,

you son of a bitch.

I told her she could overdose.

So,

Roseanne knew she
was doing something

that was potentially deadly

and she did it anyway.

Well, that clearly is
not the company's fault.

Yes, it was. It was the
fault of the company.

She kept taking those pills
because you didn't tell her

that they would change
how her brain worked

and turn her into an addict.

You don't care how many
families you've destroyed.

The only thing you
care about is money.

And I hope everybody that
walks through that door

soaks you for
everything you've got.

But even if I took
every penny you had,

it wouldn't be enough,

because you took
the love of my life

and you killed her.

The same as you put
a gun to her head.

The only difference is
you handed her the gun

and told her it wasn't loaded!

That will be
"standing defiantly."

How'd your, uh How'd
your dad's deposition go?

Uh, Louise said it
was pretty rough.

This whole week has sucked.

Ah. And with Mark gone,

the house must feel
pretty empty right now.

Thanks, sunshine.

Oh, look who's here,
Down and Downer.

Is she having an affair?

Uh, I don't know, honey,

but some men like to
punish themselves.

How about we go get
tacos for dinner?

Why don't we just
order some here?

Uh, because this food is awful.

And we've never
actually seen each other

outside these four
walls and dim lighting.

I mean, you might
be a teenage boy

I've been unwittingly
plying with booze.

Right back at ya.

Uh, but doing it someplace
else would be kind of weird.

I don't know, might
be kind of fun.

You know, like a date.

A date?

Why would we go on a date?

Because we enjoy
each other's company

and our marriages
are blowing up.

You're miserable.

That doesn't mean anything.

For me, miserable
is just a Tuesday.

Did you ever tell
your husband about me?

No. I mean, why would
I? You're a friend.

Have you ever had another friend

you didn't tell
your husband about?

I did not tell him
about the dry cleaner.

He gives me 10% off.

Darlene

Look, I'm sorry. I

I let this become something
it shouldn't have.

We have to stop hanging out.

Good, because I think
we're getting too close

and I'm not comfortable
with it anymore.

Yeah, I'm I'm going.

No, I think you should go.

Okay.

They just talked.

There's nothing going on
unless he follows her out.

And there he goes.

This is horrible.

I have to stop this.

I already tried.

I'll go talk to Ben.

I think there's still
time for them to fix this.

I I hope so.

I really like Ben. I don't
wanna lose him in this family.

Maybe there's a way that he
can stay and she can leave.

I declare war.

If you don't start
laying some cards down,

this is gonna be a bloodbath.

I'm sorry. Jean promised

she'd watch the
deposition for me

- and let me know if I screwed up.
- Well

Holy cow.

The drug company
lawyer called Jean.

They're cutting me a check.

Oh, my God. Dan, you did it.

They're dropping
it over tomorrow.

What's this feeling I'm having?

Whatever it is, I don't
want to drown it in beer.

It's joy.

Yeah, we gotta celebrate. Joy.

We're gonna toast with
the stuff I bought

just in case The
Conners ever got a win.

Uh Yeah.

Is '82 a good year for Champell?

Was there a bad year?

Dan, I am so proud of you.

You know, Rose is the
reason for all this.

I wanna call the kids and we
can meet up at the cemetery,

and open the check together.

Yeah.

I I'm gonna stay here.
It's really a family thing.

Hey, you know you're
part of the family.

I know all this talk about
her has been rough on you.

Yes, it has been.

But I got past it,
um, until today.

Maybe I shouldn't say this,

but when you said she was
the love of your life,

it kind of made me
wonder what that made me.

I did say that.

And I'm admitting it

because I'll never lie to you

and it's on video.

She was the love of
that part of my life,

but when I met you, my life
started all over again.

Hmm. But hearing all the
stories of you two, it just

You had 40 years together.

It kind of made me feel like

what we'll have
pales in comparison.

Not to me, it doesn't.

How many times have I told you

Godfather II is infinitely
better than The Godfather?

Oh.

And there's a million
incredible things

that we're gonna do that
I never did with her.

Like?

Like

You're gonna be
around to see me die.

She would've killed for that.

Hey.

We need to talk.

Just for a second though.

I'll go take a quick shower,

and then surprise Darlene
at the Lobo for a drink

before I gotta get back to work.

Oh, so, tonight's the night you
finally come out of your coma

and remember you have a wife?

I detected a wee bit
of judgment in that.

You completely
abandoned your marriage.

That's why Darlene is out with
her boyfriend, Chad, right now.

What the hell are
you talking about?

She's been having
drinks with the same guy

every night for the past month.

There is no way she
would do that to me.

Wouldn't she?

You didn't text,
you didn't call.

My sister leans towards
men for attention,

and if you let her lean too
far, she lays down under 'em.

Unbelievable.

She's not there. I saw
her leave with Chad.

Hello? Anybody home?

Holy hell, she
brought him back here.

Oh, you're here.
Well, this is perfect.

Nope, he's not here. My
bad. Going to bed. Night.

Sit down. We need to talk.

I know about Chad.

Oh, that saves time.

What's going on, Darlene?

Nothing is going on.

I needed a friend to talk to

and he took it for
something more.

What did you do to make him
think it was something more?

I wore my tightest baggy pants

and my garage-sale T-shirt
that says "It's wine o'clock."

That's on me.

We just needed to talk

because both of our
partners have abandoned us.

You didn't sleep with him?

God, no. I'm not
sleeping with anybody,

not him, not you.

I mean, I guess you can
accuse me of sleeping

with Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo.

I didn't abandon
you. I was working.

Okay, you completely
dropped out of my life.

And you know what really hurt? Is that
it didn't seem to bother you at all.

Of course it did.

Give me a break.

You know what? If Becky
hadn't talked to you,

you'd be at work, I'd be
sitting here alone again.

You're not wrong.

And I should've told
you that I missed you.

Yeah, you should have.

Stupid.

Well, I lost sight
of what's important,

so I'm sorry.

I was a lousy partner.

I'm sorry too.

I shouldn't have been
hanging out with that guy.

And you're a good partner.

I mean, compared to
my previous husband,

you're Barack Obama.

If I died tomorrow

would you text this guy?

Why would I text somebody
I'm laying next to in bed?

Dad, it feels like
a storm is coming.

Can't we just open the envelope?

No, we have to
wait for everyone.

This is too big a moment.

Well, guess what.

Whoa!

When the adrenaline kicked in,
all the self-doubt left my body

and I made that obstacle
course my bitch.

That's great. You're
back on the force,

with a deadly weapon.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, this is a great
day for the family.

Sometimes people like us think,
"You don't get a silver lining,"

but if you keep on
pushing, sometimes you do.

Uh

Hey, can I say something too?

Um, Neville and I had a
really crappy homelife.

So it took me a while to
to understand why you guys

always wanted to
be with each other.

But now I know.

It's because, obviously,

Roseanne did something right
for her kids and her husband.

Aw. That was beautiful, Louise.

Yes. Sweet. Now
pull out the check

and make it rain, big daddy.

Whoo.

This is from the lawyer
for the drug company.

"Dear Mr. Conner,

yesterday the eloquence
with which you expressed

the pain of your loss

moved us in a way
we didn't expect.

But precedent has shown
that any jury would agree

that Mrs. Conner
knew the dangers,

yet continued to put
her life at risk.

The enclosed check
admits no liability,

but is offered as a tribute

to your unwavering commitment
to your beloved wife."

How much do they give you?

$700.

The memo says,

"For transportation
and miscellaneous."

Well, we always wondered how much a
Conner's life is worth, now we know.

$700.

Oh. This is so on-brand.

Hey! Screw this!

Let's put this
money to good use.

I'll order some
food to the house.

- Mmm.
- Mmm.

Hey, Mom.

I'm still sober.

Can you believe it?

And my psychology degree
is really paying off.

I got an incredible job.

Oh! And I met a great guy.

A little needy

but great.

Hi.

I tried to do what I thought
you would do for the family.

It's not fair that you were
here for the hard part,

and you didn't get to see
that things turned out okay.

I mean okay for us,
not for regular people.

Mark and Harris are doing great.

And I-I found a guy too,
and he's just like Dad.

That's Ben.

Hello.

Hey, Grandma!

Oh, I own your restaurant now.

The food is finally good.

Huh? Right?

I'm really happy now.

I know you didn't think that that
was possible, but I figured it out.

Oh, and by the
way, I have no idea

where our mother is.

I miss you.

It's a little bit chilly. I'm
gonna meet you in the car.

- Okay, honey.
- Okay.

Well, Rose, we always said,

"If the kids were still
alive at the end of the day,

we did our job."

I think we did better than that.

Makes me realize we did the
right thing by not selling 'em.

I still can't believe
you're not here.

I I know you wanted
good things for me too,

and that probably
didn't include Louise.

But if you meet anybody
wherever you are

I'm cool with it.

Don't hit her with lightning.

Please.

Hey, how you doing?

Oh, honey. I'm doing great.

I guess it would've been nice
for that check to be so big

it brought down
the damn company.

Very nice.

It was never about the money.

Well yeah.

You know, going through all this

reminds me that no matter how
much crap life throws at us,

all we gotta do is look around.

'Cause if we hang together,
nothing can stop us.

- Mmm.
- Amen, brother.

- Hey!
- Amen.

Salute.

Well Riley and I
are gonna head out.

- Us too.
- Yeah.

I can't resist a woman
in uniform any longer.

Uh Just make sure you have
the keys to the handcuffs.

Learned that the hard way.

Um, I guess we're gonna go too.

Us too.

Uh, well

good night.

Good night.

Good night.

What is your problem?

You're my problem,
you little slob!

You used to be almost normal!

Yeah, until you were born!

Oh! No, no, no!

But don't you wanna save something
like this for when you get married?

Oh.

Oh! Touchdown! Yeah!

Good night.

I love you.

I love you too, Daddy.

How could you do something
that's stupid and immature

for me.

I'll miss you.

Will you call?

Promise.

I love you, Becky.

I love, Darlene.

Did you ever know
that you're my hero?