Original subtitles

[Adapted from Wanzhi's "Perfect and Casual"]

[Perfect and Casual]

[Episode 4]

Get married?

That's right. Getting married!

Mr Zhang, are you kidding me?

It was an emergency just now.

I… I didn't hear you clearly at all

about what you told grandpa.

I just wanted to calm grandpa

to say that.

It doesn't make any sense anymore

for you to say that now.

Tell me what you think about getting married.

What can I think?

I think I'm trapped by you.

From the very beginning, you made me

your fake girlfriend.

And then you let me live in your house.

And I'll marry you now.

Mr Zhang,

Did you scheme to do this to me?

How do you jump to this conclusion?

Did statistics tell you that?

It's a pity that you aren’t a screenwriter.

Then what do you think we should do now?

I'll figure it out. Don't worry about it.

Anyway, this

will be very troublesome in future.

I hope you can be prepared mentally.

Of course,

I don't expect you

can solve this for me either.

Grandpa.

I'm here to see you.

Yun Shu.

Have a seat.

Grandpa, how do you feel today?

Do you feel better?

I feel quite good.

I can do 50 static push-ups.

You can count it for me later!

Grandpa.

Who are those people outside?

They

only come to me for money.

A bunch of ungrateful people. I don't want to talk to them.

Grandpa,

I didn't know

you were a rich old man.

There are many things about me that can surprise you.

Yun Shu.

Why are you here alone today?

Where’s Si Nian?

He...

Actually, I'm coming alone today.

There's something I want to tell you alone.

What?

Actually, it is

about my relationship with Mr Zhang.

Actually, the two of us are...

A moment please.

Hello, everyone.

This is the fiancee of Si Nian.

Yun Shu.

They’re going to get married soon.

This is really a big happy event.

Why didn't Si Nian

tell his sister-in-law

such breaking news?

How beautiful Yun Shu is!

Yeah.

What a perfect match

they are.

Tell me, when are you going to have a baby?

I know the director of obstetrics and gynaecology in this hospital.

By the way, Yun Shu.

What were you going to tell me just now?

Nothing, grandpa.

Alright. It doesn't matter.

If you have something to say, just say it. We are all family.

Yeah! There are no outsiders

but families.

Families! Families!

It's really okay.

It's really okay.

It's alright.

Shu, Shu.

You just listen to me

and have a baby as soon as possible.

You're still young, but Si Nian isn't.

Besides, you’re young now.

You can recover quickly after giving birth.

Be sure to listen to what I said.

Keep that in mind. I'll go back.

Bye, aunt.

Keep that in mind.

Is it good?

Yeah.

One more!

Wait a minute, I'll take a call.

Get to the point. I'm busy.

What? Yun Shu is going to have a baby!

Tell me.

What on earth is going on?

That's impossible.

Lin Nuo, take her pulse

to see if she’s pregnant.

It definitely couldn't happen between Mr Zhang and me.

Go away.

What's impossible?

In just a few weeks,

the two of you changed from being incompatible as fire and water

to be in a fake relationship and living together.

It's not my fault.

Then it's on Mr Zhang.

Did he have a crush on you long ago?

And he's implementing his plan step by step.

Sure enough, experience counts!

Don't talk nonsense.

This was suddenly brought up by grandpa.

He doesn't know either.

So you just tell me.

What am I going to do?

Yun Shu.

Do you think you hate Mr Zhang so much?

Yeah.

I hated him before.

But now,

I feel he's good.

In that case,

why don't you just

marry him?

Gao Zhi Yi.

How can you compromise so quickly?

This is about marriage. This is a big deal.

Marriage without love

is that... How to say?

Behaving like a hoodlum.

Yeah.

That's behaving like a hoodlum.

Forget about that

and his family condition,

I can't even marry him.

He's my teacher.

He’s your former teacher.

You've graduated for so long.

You have bad three outlooks.

This is definitely egoism.

Egoism?

Come on, Lin Nuo.

Recite the explanation of

the egoism for me.

Alright! Forget about the marriage thing.

Yun Shu.

Does your sister know about

being diddled out of money for the house?

She certainly doesn't know

I'm using a crisis now

to cover up another crisis.

Can I dare to tell her?

Who is calling me?

Her sister.

You jinx.

Hello, sis.

Yun Shu.

The company has set up a new controlled company in China.

So I’ll return to China.

I'll come back to you soon.

You’re going back to China?

It seems that

you don't want me to come back?

Of course not.

That's good!

You tidy up the new house

to make a separate room for me.

You’re coming back to live with me.

Of course!

Don't worry! I won't live for nothing.

I'm going to help you pay back the monthly payment together.

Okay, that's it.

No! No! No! Sister! Sister! Sister!

Wait! Hello? Hello?

What did she say?

It's over. It's over!

Both new and old hatred come along to me!

You really know nothing about idioms.

It's called a double whammy.

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop talking

if you two don't know how to say.

Stop stimulating me!

Would you please stop giving

such bad advice?

By the way, have you heard from your cousin?

We can't find him yet.

How about

you just get a lawyer?

I'll ask my friend

if there's anyone in this line of work.

Speaking of lawyers,

Mr Zhang

recommended one to me before.

How about...

I'll go and ask him.

That works.

Hello.

Who are you looking for?

Hello.

I was recommended by someone I know.

He knows the partners here.

I want to ask him for help with something.

Partner?

Yeah.

You’re looking for lawyer Meng, right?

Yeah.

He's on a business trip.

Maybe he'll come back in more than one month.

More than one month?

It's lunch break now.

What can I do for you?

Tell me about it.

I also work here.

You can just give it to me.

Okay. Thank you.

I have a basic

understanding of this case.

I've seen too many similar cases.

I can help you.

Really?

Thank you very much.

Well,

about the cost,

you have to pay me 30000 yuan in advance first.

Thus,

I can help you find the person

with my interpersonal relationships.

Thirty thousand yuan?

I really don't have so much.

How about let me think it over?

I think it's destined for us to know each other.

Well,

I'll give you a discount.

Twenty five thousand yuan.

Actually,

I don't have this much.

What can I say?

This

is the lowest price in the sector.

I can't help it if you still think it's expensive.

I have a lot of cases to deal with now.

Lawyer Lyu.

Sorry for bothering you today.

I'm really sorry.

Missy.

Hold on.

I'll think of other ways.

Professor Zhang,

Did all of our relatives

see Yun Shu?

I think

you can get ready to get married this month.

Academician Zhang, I made a statement with you before.

Yun Shu and I

are indeed in a relationship.

But the two of us are not suitable for marriage.

Marriage takes time to manage and maintain.

And now I put all my energy

into scientific research.

I really don't have much time

to deal with it.

Deal with it?

For my part,

you don't have to deal with Yun Shu.

She also can save more time

for scientific research.

I don't agree with what you say.

Since it is so,

please make an argument and reasoning

to prove that you're right.

OK

Argumentation is where I shine.

Give me the result in three days.

Academician Zhang, three days.

Deal.

I'm going to bed.

Come on. Grandpa.

Please come in.

Mr Zhang.

Are you busy now?

There's something I want to talk to you about.

You're just in time.

I have a few questions to ask you.

Come here.

How tall are you?

About 170cm.

You aren't that tall.

Please be more accurate

168cm.

I am 183cm.

The distance from the tip of the nose to the top of the head is less than 17cm,

So you are

at most 166cm tall.

Isn't rounding off more than 170cm?

What is the weight?

Can the thumb be everted?

Can the tongue roll?

Weight is 85. The fat content isn't low.

You can't roll your tongue.

Almost no earlobes.

Mr Zhang.

What exactly do you want to do?

I'm examining

the dominant expression of your genes.

And then do a matching survey with me

to evaluate if there will be genetic defects

in our offspring.

Offspring?

You don't have to be nervous.

I'm not really talking about breeding with you

but to prove, with the statistics gained from Genetics to Psychology

to Statistics,

to Academician Zhang that

we are the worst match

and the least suitable for marriage.

But must you do so?

Everyone knows the two of us

aren't a good match at all.

Please put it back in place.

But Academician Zhang didn't think the same way.

That's why I use these methods

to prove

this obvious conclusion.

Can it work

by proving like this?

Don't worry.

Academician Zhang and I are both engaged in mathematics.

Nothing but statistics can

persuade him.

Will you cooperate with me?

Alright.

Good!

I have an international IQ test, a version of 60 questions.

Sure

and the introductory IQ assessment test questions

of Mensa.

But from my recent observation of you,

this one is more suitable for you.

So please

finish answering all the questions

within an hour.

Start answering the question.

Please.

The lawyer fee has been reduced from 30,000 to 10,000 yuan.

Can you give a discount like this?

Lawyer Lyu said

he's only helping me out of sympathy.

Yun Shu.

Is the lawyer you found reliable?

Absolutely.

This is the law firm recommended by Mr Zhang.

It's only been two days since you lived together.

But you've changed your tone.

What's going on?

What?

Yi Yi.

I just...

Alright?

I'm being practical and realistic.

Mr Zhang is a nuisance,

but he's quite reliable in doing things.

Yun Shu,

are you sure you don't need my help

finding another lawyer?

I still believe in Mr Zhang's judgment.

Alright.

Don't worry about money.

Lin Nuo.

Let's share it with percentages of 60 percent and 40 percent respectively.

OK

But who owns 60 percent or 40 percent?

Tell me about it.

I got it.

I just got the scholarship.

Do pay it back!

Definitely! Yi Yi.

Don't worry!

Thank you.

Come on. Let's take a group photo.

Mr Zhang, the breakfast is ready.

I studied this one all night

step by step according to what you said.

It absolutely meets your perfect standards.

It tastes good.

Mr Zhang, I really should thank you.

Thank me?

Why?

The Qin He Law Firm you recommended

is particularly good.

I found a reliable lawyer.

He promised to help me find my cousin

and the results would come out within two days.

That's good.

Which lawyer was assigned for you?

His last name is Lyu.

Lawyer Lyu.

He's very nice.

After I gave him a deposit,

he immediately set off to find my cousin.

You gave him money?

How much did you give?

I gave him ten thousand yuan.

Did he sign an entrustment contract with you?

No!

Maybe he didn't have time.

Yun Shu.

Where did you talk to that Lawyer Lyu?

In the coffee shop downstairs of the law firm.

Well, you

go to Qin He Law Firm with me

tomorrow morning.

Are all the staff here?

Did a lawyer surnamed Lyu leave

within the last half month?

No.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

What were you talking to her about?

Come with me first.

Take a look at these photos

and see if you can find Lawyer Lyu.

No.

Then where did you

meet with Lawyer Lyu?

At the gate.

Mr Zhang.

What on earth do you need me to do?

I still have something

to talk to them about.

You go home first.

Hold on.

Please give out this photo

to your friends from other law firms

to see if they know this man.

OK

I'm going to do that.

Thanks.

Yun Shu.

Don't do it.

I'm not Zhang Si Nian.

It doesn't need to be so clean.

You and Lin Nuo lent me so much money.

I'll feel bad

if I don't help you two.

Come on.

You're already a trouble for me

by staying around solely.

Sit quietly for a while.

Why don't I draw pictures for you?

With my talent of caricature,

I can definitely make

perfect slides for you.

It's just a subject assignment.

Why do I need that outlandish product?

Then I can cheer you up.

All right, Yun Shu.

Can you do something serious?

Did the lawyer you contacted

find your cousin?

Not yet.

It shouldn't be that fast to find a man.

Call him.

I called last time.

But he didn't answer.

I think he was busy.

But he should reply to the message.

Call him again.

Let me ask him for you.

Sorry! The number you dialled does not exist, please check it and dial later.

Does... Does not exist?

It wasn't the case a few days ago.

What's going on?

Yun Shu.

You wouldn't fall for it again, would you?

[Got conned when buying a house. Got conned when hiring a lawyer.]

[Meticulous planning]

[No sense of time]

[Research type]

In a short period of one month,

Yun Shu was cheated by

the same botched scam twice.

What does this mean?

[Yun Shu, basic stats]

This shows

she has serious defects in both

IQ and personality.

If I analyse it by the combination of this with

the parameters gained from

Genetics, Psychology,

Sociology and other disciplines,

there's nothing wrong with my conclusion.

Yun Shu and I are not suitable for marriage.

Look at this.

Your conclusion is wrong.

In fact, Yun Shu is very suitable for marrying you.

Academician Zhang, then you have to tell me

what on earth was wrong with me.

You were wrong from the very beginning.

You think of life as math

and make verification.

But life is not math.

Academician Zhang.

You taught me when I was little

that mathematics can solve all the problems in the world.

But I also taught you

mathematics is absolutely rational.

While what life

is needed is sensibility.

Yun Shu happens to be a very emotional woman.

Academician Zhang, the sensibility you said about Yun Shu

is, in fact, the biggest weakness in her character.

The best proof is that she was cheated.

No.

These so-called defects of Yun Shu

are her greatest strengths

and the qualities you lack the most.

Do you know what it is?

Please.

Warmth.

Warmth.

Warmth.

Si Nian, I know you.

Life isn't about fun

worth enjoying either.

Let alone happiness.

So you are excellent.

But you lack warmth.

While Yun Shu,

though a little dumb

and unreliable

and even being easily deceived

as you said,

the warmth in her

is enough to infect you

to make you believe in and love life again.

As I said before,

One of you is spinning forward while the other is spinning backward.

Quantum entanglement.

Academician Zhang, you are twisting facts.

No, don't forget.

The purpose of science is to make life

become better and more real.

Only those who love life

can make achievements in science.

And this

is precisely what Yun Shu can give you.

So I think, based on

the variant of lasso method

in high-dimensional data statistics

explained by Dr Boorman,

I'll make a detailed introduction

at the next meeting.

Okay.

If Professor Zhang has finished speaking,

let me explain my direction

this view of mine.

Sorry.

Director.

I need answer this.

Hello.

Okay, thank you.

Okay, here it is.

My direction is...

Director.

Something just came up

and I have to leave first.

If there’re any specific problems,

we can discuss directly in the group.

Professor Zhang,

I'm not finished yet.

Sorry.

You can send me the paper directly.

Bye. Bye.

Lawyer Lyu, right?

Yes. Who is it?

Do you still remember Yun Shu?

[Renhe Hospital, Outpatient]

That's all about the specific situation.

The patient's biopsy report shows

a quite bad result.

Dr Zhang,

Please tell me.

The patient can only live about one year.

It is recommended that family members be prepared in advance

to spend more time with him.

Thanks.

Mr Zhang,

I'm here.

What are you doing here?

Grandpa asked me to come over today.

Then let’s go.

Okay.

Here you are.

Come on.

Grandpa.

In such a hurry,

is there anything you want to say?

There are some things I want you

to buy for me.

Just buy these on the list.

You asked us to come here to buy these?

You go with her.

Grandpa, I can buy these things

by myself.

That's not okay.

You can't take so many things.

Grandpa, would you like some water?

I'll get you some water.

No! No! Don't bother.

Okay, grandpa, I get it.

Just do as you say

and I'll go with her.

Okay.

You take good care of yourself.

We'll be back as soon as finish buying.

Okay.

Let's go.

Okay.

Si Nian

a moment please.

Okay.

Please.

Professor Zhang,

You should use your perfect eyes

to observe imperfect people.

Do I need to tell

the thing about the Lawyer Lyu to Mr Zhang?

I'll figure it out myself.

Mr Zhang,

What's the matter?

There are two kinds of laundry detergents here.

One contains biological enzymes

the other contains bamboo charcoal golden carbon.

Bamboo charcoal golden carbon has a strong environmental protection rate

and bactericidal power.

But biological enzymes

can effectively remove stains.

You can choose both.

But there’s not enough storage space in the hospital

and they'll go to waste.

Stop. Let me choose.

Let's choose this one.

Why?

This smells good.

Grandpa will definitely like it.

Smells good?

Buy this.

Isn't this a bit hasty?

I’ve already wasted

eight minutes.

Believe me.

Buy this and it will enable grandpa to be more comfortable

when he uses it.

This pair. They look good.

And

the sole is also particularly slip proof.

Twenty minutes.

What twenty minutes?

Usually it takes one and a half hours

when I come to the supermarket alone.

You're such a time-saver.

92.60 yuan in total.

I forgot my wallet.

You can pay with your phone.

I forgot my mobile phone too.

Missy.

Can you lend me one hundred yuan?

I... I forgot my wallet.

I live nearby.

You wait for me here.

I can pay you back in ten minutes.

Okay, wait for a while.

One hundred yuan, right?

I don't have enough money. Please wait for me.

Mr Zhang, can you lend me one hundred yuan?

She won't give it back to you.

I promise.

I’ll definitely give it back.

See? I told you I'd pay it back.

Here you are.

Thank you. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Just wait for me there for a while.

I'll pay you back when I get the money.

No problem.

She will pay it back.

[Customer Services]

Let's go. We won't wait.

Just wait a little longer.

It's been 23 minutes.

She won't come.

Yun Shu, you trust others too easily.

A lot of people will take advantage of you.

You should always be on your guard.

Mr Zhang,

You took me to the law firm this morning.

Was it because I was cheated again?

This world isn’t so simple at all

as you see.

No one would tell you "I'm lying to you"

when he's really doing so.

If all people in this world

are always on your guard

against others,

how boring the world should be?

But you can't refuse to learn a lesson.

Missy.

Sorry.

I looked for you everywhere just now. But I failed.

Here's the money I owe you. And keep this packet of sugar, too.

Thank both of you so much.

Well, I’m leaving.

Thank you. Bye.

Bye.

You see? Mr Zhang.

There’s warmth in this world.

Okay, let's go back.

Hold on.

This is for you.

This? What's this?

I met Lawyer Lyu this morning.

He's been very busy recently and won't be able to take your case.

So he told me to give it to you.

There’s ten thousand yuan inside.

You scared me.

I thought I was cheated.

Thank you, Mr Zhang.

Let me do it.

Let's go.

Mr Zhang, look.

There’s warmth in this world.

You should use your perfect eyes

to observe imperfect people.

Yun Shu.

I thought it over.

Let's get married.

Let's get married.

♫ You're a familiar stranger ♫

♫ Who keeps appearing before me ♫