Original subtitles

[Adapted from Wanzhi's "Perfect and Casual"]

[Perfect and Casual]

[Episode 1]

[I'm Yun Shu.]

[22 years old now.]

[This man is my husband.]

[He once was my teacher.]

[He failed me in my graduate thesis]

[and occupied my house.]

♫ You're a familiar stranger ♫

[We became a couple within three days.]

♫ Who keeps appearing before me ♫

[One month later,]

[which is now,]

♫ You're clumsy yet kind ♫

[we're at our wedding ceremony.]

♫ Ringing the bell in my heart ♫

[However, we're just]

[acting.]

♫ You predict and plan ♫

♫ But you can't solve the problem called love ♫

[You may see it as an emotional scam,]

[but our story is]

♫ Let me tell you, just hold my hand ♫

[far more complicated.]

♫ Looking up, I see the most perfect you ♫

♫ Close your eyes and feel me out, the plain girl ♫

Is crawfish shell

the residual waste or household food waste?

Come on.

How could you fight over the garbage sorting?

I think it's not about the garbage sorting.

You two have a personality clash.

How can you date with someone

who has a totally incompatible temperament?

You were born to be single! Come on!

My treat.

Thanks.

Wow.

Oh my god, my words work?

He's so perfect.

Be careful.

You have a cup of coffee in your hand.

Thanks.

5 minutes 23 seconds have passed

since you began to order the coffee.

May I ask if you're done?

If possible,

it's my turn now.

I'm done.

Please.

Thank you.

Hello.

Make a Latte for me

according to what I wrote.

Thank you.

Sir, it's so meticulous.

If you see it a trouble,

I can do it myself.

The water temperature should be controlled within precise 90℃,

so that the aroma of coffee can be stimulated

without excessive tannin

that can cause a bitter taste.

Steam pressure should be controlled properly

so that dense and fine foam can be generated.

When mixing,

the coffee cup should lean at a 35 degree angle.

The milk flow rate should be

2.5 cubic centimeters per second,

spinning squarely.

And then a perfect pine needle pattern is made.

Is it whole milk?

Yeah.

You want to have skim milk?

I want to have lactose-free milk

I'm lactose intolerant.

Sorry

I can't have this coffee.

Alright.

It's on me

I'll make another one for you.

Don't bother

I like to do it myself.

Dude.

Give it to me.

Sir.

It's on me now.

How about that?

Don't bother

I can pay for it myself.

It's just a cup of coffee.

Since you want to drink Latte,

why did you nitpick the milk?

The black coffee is classic. You're really fastidious.

Fastidious?

Greeting, students.

I'm Zhang Si Nian.

From today on,

I'm responsible for two classes, which are Statistics

and Complex Variables Functions

I hope all of you will be punctual

for my class

and stay until the end.

Anyone who wants to call in sick should

get the formal approval letter

from a grade A tertiary hospital.

If any of you want to know

my research,

you can spend your spare time

browsing my information online.

Time of the class is really valuable.

So I won't introduce myself in detail.

Today, we're going to learn

the feature of complex variables functions

Mr Zhang is

so amazing.

Really?

He won the International Mathematical Olympiad Gold Award

when he was 14.

And he was recommended for admission to the university at 16.

He was admitted to MTI at 18

and gained his doctoral degree

within 4 years and 3 months.

He became the associate professor

when he was 28 years old.

Look, he's really awesome.

But why did he choose to be a teacher in our university

rather than staying abroad?

So, he may contribute to his Alma Mater

after finishing his school abroad.

Fair enough.

The Complex Variables Functions can date back to as early as 18th century.

It was found by Euler and d'Alembert,

two mathematicians.

The features of the Complex Variables Functions

I wrote on the blackboard

can be classified into three groups.

[Yun Shu.]

[The new teacher of your department]

[is really handsome, isn't he?]

[He's not handsome. The photo you saw is fake. I'll sketch him]

[Get me a profile photo]

[and let me appreciate it.]

The reason why I chose the Complex Variables Functions

as the first class

because I want to make it clear that

everyone is required to be accurate

without any errors.

It's the indispensable faith that

we as those learning math should keep in mind.

What are you doing?

[More accurate]

I have two buttons on my coat,

but you drew three.

I have a watch in my left hand,

but you drew it in my right hand.

Above all,

you drew a pair of glasses

with totally different texture and design from mine.

Even if you want to sketch or be absent-minded in class,

I hope you can make it accurate.

Not like this.

A whole picture is nothing but stupid errors.

He's amazing.

He's gone viral on my WeChat Moment.

Have you ever met such weird guy?

He wasn't angry

but said that I didn't paint it in the way he looks.

Yun Shu.

When will you attend his class again?

Take me with you.

I want to learn something from him.

Learn something?

Oh come on, Gao Zhi Yi.

Gao Zhi Yi.

What?

Listen, you can

fangirl anyone

except him.

I was humiliated greatly in front of

my junior fellow students

because of him.

OK, I won't fangirl him.

But, he's your teacher

and you'll feel the pinch

in the future.

Impossible!

I'll have my graduation thesis defense in one week

and then I'll

secure a stable job

and have a cozy house.

All walls in the house will be my drawing board

and I'll enjoy

myself in it.

Come on, keep daydreaming.

You'd better find a job first.

Well, Yi Yi.

I have an interview tomorrow.

Can you lend me two sets of clothes?

I know you.

You'll never go with empty hands.

Alright, I'll pick clothes for you.

Next one, Yun Shu.

Miss Yun

I've read your resume.

I want to ask you

if you're good at something else

other than your major.

Well, I can draw comics.

I mean did you ever get any prizes

during your college time?

Or did you ever work as an intern

in a world's top 500 company?

Do you have any recommendation letter from an expert?

Or are you proficient in a second language?

It's the seventh company I've interviewed at.

It's really hard to get a job.

Those interns are so careless.

Oh, God.

You can't remove the stain this way.

What should I do?

I have an important business talk later.

I can't go like this.

I have an idea.

Would you like to have a try?

What is it?

Alright, have a look.

Did you draw me?

Oh,

it really has a sense of design.

You can really play to the score.

You not only helped me solve my problem,

but also made my clothes more fashionable.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

My pleasure.

What's your name?

I'm Yun Shu.

Hey, student, hold on.

You're Yun Shu, right?

Yes.

You're hired.

But, you said

I lost the chance.

Our director said you are up to it.

Director?

You drew that picture on her clothes, right?

Yes.

Our director said people like you

who are flexible and helpful

is what we need.

Did you bring your ID card?

Yes,

I have it.

Come on, go with me to handle the admission procedure.

[Students' Dormitory]

Hello, sis.

What are you doing?

[A city abroad]

It's wee hours now at home,

so I'm sleeping in my dormitory.

I forgot that.

By the way.

You have to do something for me.

The money left by our parents were used

to buy funds before.

[And it seems to be due soon.]

[You go to the bank to withdraw it tomorrow]

and then choose a proper finance product.

Sis,

I don't know that

I can't handle that.

It's not complicated.

You go to the bank

and find the professional ones tomorrow.

You just choose one finance product with higher yield.

Don't kid me.

I can't handle that.

I don't know finance.

You have to do that.

Me?

I'm really busy.

Also, you've learned Statistics for 4 years.

[If you can't handle the finance thing,]

[what can you do in the future?]

Sis, I got it. I got it!

I'll go tomorrow.

Oh, no.

[Wealth Management Centre]

Hello, excuse me.

I want to know something about

financing products like P2I.

Well,

I'd like to briefly introduce it to you

and then you'll get to know that.

OK

Thanks.

Well, speaking of P2I,

it's a form of Internet Finance,

including P2B and other models

I'm Zhang Si Nian.

Well, P2I is

a new financing product released by our bank.

It's my ID card.

Well, you can do a

packaged capital allocation

which involves

foreign exchange, gold, Internet Finance,

industrial chain finance and so on.

Personally, I suggest you

to choose the T Plan.

It's much more prudent.

Most importantly,

it has triple risk-control.

Above all,

which one do you prefer?

Sorry.

I didn't get what you said just now.

Can you repeat that again?

Alright.

Hello,

Mr Zhang.

Here are the features

of the three packages I've analysed for you.

My suggestion is that

you'd better buy real estate

rather than financing products.

Well, which package do you prefer?

[Set 1 Bank consignment products Set 2 The rate of return is expected]

I don't want to buy any of them.

Thanks.

Okay?

OK, bye.

Yun Shu.

Cousin Huo Qi.

Order whatever you want today.

It's on me.

Cousin, you're so nice

I want to ask you for help.

Well, let's get to the point.

Are you still the real estate agency?

I'm

a real estate consultant now.

[Huo Qi, Yunsheng Real Estate]

So,

you're right to ask me for help

since you want to buy a house.

What a coincidence!

There is a really good house which can meet your demands.

Have a look.

It's in a high-end community

with excellent greening

and fully-equipped supporting facilities.

Twenty-four-hour door-to-door on-site property service is guaranteed.

Have a look at the floor plan.

Two bedrooms and a living room with a balcony.

Wow.

It has good lighting and good ventilation.

Above all, the owner is going to immigrate so the house is on sale,

20% off.

Also, the price can be even lower.

Well, how much is it?

6.5 million yuan.

It's too expensive.

Nowadays, nobody will pay the entire bill to buy a house.

You can have a mortgage.

You're going to graduate.

And from a famous university.

You're going to secure a good job.

Plus,

your sister is an international lawyer.

You two can easily have a mortgage

to pay 50% or 60% of the bill.

You know that

the money is the accident fund

left by my dad

I should take it more seriously.

So...

Yun Shu, think about it.

Uncle left the money to you and your sister.

He also wants you two to

have a house.

Can you recall your past life

in your childhood?

You've owed me 3-month rent

-I didn't shoo you away. -I'm really sorry.

How could you doodle on my walls?

You really see it as your own home?

Cut the crap.

Sorry.

-The deadline is 7 p.m. tonight. -I promise.

If you can't give me the rent, then you can move out.

Take it easy.

Dad, I won't draw anything on the walls.

Sorry.

It's OK, Yun Shu.

You didn't do anything wrong.

Believe me.

In the future,

we'll have a big house

with wooden floor and French windows.

We can draw pictures together

every afternoon.

Okay.

Yun Shu.

Think about it.

Buying a real estate is the most prudent investment.

You and your sister have your own house,

and then you'll have a shelter.

That's the best way to live up to your father.

Yun Shu.

Yi Yi.

Yun Shu.

I have a new idea.

What?

I got the first-class scholarship.

Wow, you're awesome, Yi Yi.

First-class scholarship!

Yi Yi, you really have it all.

Bling Bling.

I also have it all.

Look, I became a regular worker.

[Nurse Practitioner Certificate ]

Wow, Lin Nuo. It's been five years

and you finally made it.

Applause.

I have a good news.

I got a job.

Well, it's not the point.

The point is I bought a house.

What? You're going to buy a house?

When?

It's out of the blue.

It's by accident.

My cousin

found a really proper house for me.

It's cheap and the location is good.

Also I can afford the down payment.

My parents left me some money.

Well, it can just pay the down payment.

Wow.

Look, it is the floor plan.

Wow! Its area is over 100 square meters and it's in the downtown.

Oh my god, Yun Shu.

You really have it all.

Let me hug you.

Come on.

I also want a hug.

What are you doing? Behave yourself.

Don't touch me.

What now?

You always spoon with me.

You still have a crush on me.

I didn't mean to flirt with you.

I just want to beat you violently.

You couldn't see that?

Alright! Stop.

Stop fighting.

How about

you two get together again?

Don't make trouble for others.

Urgh!

I must have been blind

to fall in love with him.

Come on.

You are the one who

took me as a study object.

And the message of all my families and even my ancestors

have been uploaded to CNKI.

Stop!

I'm the leading character today.

Let's go for a celebration.

Alright, my treat.

Hang on.

Not today.

You have your final defense tomorrow.

Come on, I've long finished my thesis.

I should just attend the defense.

I'll sing songs for you two tonight

till our death.

You can't stay up late

or you'll be late tomorrow.

Never mind.

I'll set over 20 alarm clocks

I can get up.

Then.

Well, let's go.

Go, go!

Hello, I'm Zhang Si Nian.

I've ever contacted with your hospital.

I want to know if you find a new treatment

for the Lymphoma case I've mentioned before.

[It's hopeful.]

OK, thanks.

Come on.

I got to stick to it.

Today I have the thesis defense. It's my final war.

But I still have enough time.

So I can get some more sleep.

Hello, cousin.

[Where are you now, Yun Shu?]

[Come and sign the house purchasing contract quickly]

[or you can't buy the house.]

[Lots of people have come to see the house recently.]

House?

[Yeah.]

[Listen to me, Yun Shu.]

I have to sign the contract today?

[I've been pleading with the owner]

[to keep the house for you.]

But I have my thesis defense today.

[If you don't sign the contract and pay the bill]

[and the house is so saleable, others may...]

Well, wait for me, I'll rush to you.

Sorry, I'm late.

Never mind, I know that you have the thesis defense.

OK, let's get it started.

Okay.

That's all, thank you.

Alright, your defense

[The Original University]

gets a pass. Congratulations!

Thanks.

[Dr Zhang]

Next.

Next one, Yun Shu.

Sorry, Sir.

I got to answer a call outside.

Okay.

Is Yun Shu here?

Well, next one.

Sorry.

So how much more time do you think I have left?

Oh, sorry.

Yes, go ahead.

Yun Shu.

Hello.

-You're Yun Shu, right? -Yeah.

Come on, let's begin.

OK.

Sorry.

I delayed a little time on my way.

Sorry, Sir.

The title of my thesis is

Simple Analysis of Statistics in the Big Data Age.

Excuse me, student.

Mr Zhang

You've forfeited your defense.

Why?

Because you're late.

But I'm just 5 minutes late.

According to rules,

I'm not late within 5 minutes.

You're 5 minutes 57 seconds late

57 seconds? You're fussing about the 57 seconds.

Is 5 minutes 57 seconds

over 5 minutes?

Yes.

So according to the school rules,

you're over 5 minutes late,

so your thesis defense is a fail.

Mr Zhang.

Mr Zhang.

I rushed here.

I tried my best.

So could you please give me a chance

for the sake of my four-year

studying at college?

I didn't mean it.

Are you a Statistics major?

Yes.

What's the definition of Statistics?

The Statistics is a comprehensive discipline

that we can analyze and organize data accurately

to infer the essence of things

and even predict the future.

You're right.

To analyze and organize the data accurately.

You're not allowed to be over

5 minutes late according to school rules.

Take it as the cardinal number,

you're 19% late

than the set time.

As a Statistics major,

please answer me.

Do you think an error rate up to 19%

can be accepted in Statistics?

Yun Shu, your defense is over.

Miss Shen, next one.

Next one.

You're really the meanest teacher

I've ever seen.

Hold on.

The meanest teacher?

Before you get this proposition,

you have to have seen

all teachers in the world.

Then, you have the right to say I'm the meanest teacher.

Well, have you ever met

all teachers in the world?

I hope you can

gather enough basic data

before you put forward similar ideas

and then you can come to a conclusion.

You can go.

Next.

One minute. Just one minute.

Just one minute.

He didn't give me the graduation certificate.

What a jerk!

He's really mean.

Yun Shu, don't worry.

Let's ask him for an explanation.

Come on.

Don't make things worse.

How about we go to

appeal against him?

It can't work. He failed me by using the school rules.

I was indeed late.

But it was just one minute.

It doesn't matter.

You've already found a job.

You'll get your graduation certificate next year.

Job.

Yeah, your job.

What's wrong with my job?

You don't have the graduation certificate.

Can you secure your job?

Oh, I forgot that.

No!

That will be a no.

How could you fail to get your graduation certificate?

I'm really sorry.

Can you make an exception for me?

I can get my graduation certificate next year.

It's not about an exception.

It's about the personnel system of our company.

Everyone should obey that.

Well, can Director Liu help me?

It's no use crying over spilt milk.

Your practice can't be

approved by the legal department of our company.

Come on.

I didn't get my graduation certificate.

Now I've lost my job.

I'm really devastated.

Stop shouting.

Be more considerate of other people's feelings.

Forget it!

Oh, come on, It's OK, Yun Shu.

You still have your house.

You can lick your wounds

in your new house.

When you pass your thesis defense next year,

you'll be much more successful.

Yeah.

By then, many companies will

compete for you.

And all men will fall for you.

Indeed, I have it.

My treasure.

I'll go to see my house tomorrow.

Will you come with me?

My supervisor want to talk with me tomorrow.

I'll visit your house when I'm free.

I'll go with Yi Yi.

-Okay. -Okay.

Come on, drink up this cup of lucky water.

Tomorrow will be better.

Good luck.

We can do it!

I called him but he didn't answer my phones.

What should I do?

Yeah.

Your calls weren't answered.

When they answer your phone, you'll be allowed to get in.

[Owner's card]

[The community is so amazing.]

[Little Yun Shu.]

[You can brave the world in the future.]

[No matter what,]

[you have your own home.]

[520]

[So great.]

[Wow, furniture is well-prepared.]

[My cousin is really reliable.]

[I'm lucky to have such a reliable relative.]

[I never imagined that]

[my first house could be so perfect.]

[It's my first step]

[towards the pinnacle of life.]

[The table is spotless.]

[The floor is so clean that I can directly lie on it.]

[It's my future house.]

[Great, it's much better than what I dreamed of.]

[Alright, I got to film a video for sis.]

[She'll be happy about it.]

Tadaa. Sis, look.

I bought the house. It's really nice, right?

Look, it's so well-preserved.

Well, listen.

There is a large French window in our house.

Next time,

we can draw pictures together,

we can bask in the sun.

It's really great, right?

Well, sis,

when you return home in the future,

you don't have to live in hotels.

We have our own home.

Come.

Let me show you around

I'll take some pictures for you.

There are so many books.

♫ You're a familiar stranger ♫

♫ Who keeps appearing before me ♫

Mr Zhang?

Why are you here?

♫ You're clumsy yet kind ♫

♫ Ringing the bell in my heart ♫

♫ You predict and plan ♫

Hey.

♫ But you can't solve the problem called love ♫

♫ Let me tell you, just hold my hand ♫

♫ Looking up, I see the most perfect you ♫

What are you doing?

♫ Close your eyes and feel me out, the plain girl ♫

How did you get in?

♫ Time is ticking, too much romance is is left behind ♫

It's my house.

Your house?

♫ You're here with me as time passes us by ♫

[Easter Egg Time]

[The test result is out.]

[One week ago]

[I hope you can be mentally prepared.]

[All data prove the previous diagnosis.]

[It's stage-four Lymphoma.]

How much time is left?

Around one year.

You don't have to feel down.

Current medical technology is advanced.

[We can find related treatment.]

[I want to check with you again.]

That is to say, before I came here,

no single ticket of the screening I want to buy was sold.

Am I right?

My goodness, I've told you that

it's the first screening.

You're the first customer.

The last screening was over at 1:50.

Excuse me.

Please answer my question directly.

That's what I'm doing.

I didn't answer your question with my profile facing you

I don't know if there is anyone inside.

But there is only you outside.

Alright, I'll take it.

Then I'll draw a ticket.

Do you want popcorn?

I didn't choose my seat.

Come on, there are 90 seats inside.

You are the only one watching the movie.

Just suit yourself.

Any difference?

Of course.

Nine by ten is 90 seats.

But from the visual perspective,

the sight of viewers of horizontal direction and that on the both sides of

the screen will form an included angle no less than 36 degrees.

In addition,

to protect our cervical vertebra,

the angle formed because of the top of the screen

and the plane of the extension line should no bigger than 35 degrees.

Pardon me...

The middle of the seventh row. You really don't want popcorn?

Don't bother, thanks.

Can you bother to

give me some tissue?

There is toilet paper

in the restroom.

Do you want to have popcorn?

[Modern Times]

Hey, Gao Zhi Yi.

You and Lin Nuo pranked me?

We made a deal to stay up

and watch a movie.

Where are you now?

I've slept at the cinema for the whole night.

Hall Six.

But I don't know where I am now.

What did we drink last night?

It isn't alcohol-free.

Well, I'll go back to the school to look for you.

Where is my shoe?

Hello.

Is it yours?

Yes, that is mine.

Thanks, I'll take it.

I'll throw it over.

Got it.

Thanks.