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This content contains scenes
of alcohol and tobacco use.
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Smoking and alcohol
are harmful to your health.
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AN IVI SERIES
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ANDREASYAN BROTHERS FILM COMPANY
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THE ART OF SEDUCTION
EPISODE 1
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They say using the word “sex”
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makes link clicks triple.
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Sex…
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Sex…
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Sex…
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But sex is just a consequence.
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Libido is what drives every one of us.
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What's worse than a fool?
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Only a fool with libido.
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Libido makes everyone cheat.
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Those who don't cheat
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simply never get the chance.
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Or they just haven't met us yet.
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One legend says
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even Romeo cheated on Juliet.
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How could she miss that?
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There was another woman in Eden,
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one unfairly forgotten – Lilith.
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We were Lilith.
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The ones they cheated with and betrayed.
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We studied every case
and never took one if the man was loyal.
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Too bad there were none.
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That's why we built a business.
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It was based on men's betrayals.
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A classmate dumped me at prom, saying:
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"You're too smart for that ass."
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My ass was great indeed,
so I had to rely on wit.
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Women often misjudge men,
and that's marvelous.
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Unless she's your friend.
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MILENA
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I can't do this anymore!
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And then give another birth!
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I can't do this anymore!
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Tie the tubes!
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And another one.
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- I can't do this!
- You always say that.
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I'm gonna snap your neck now!
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It's hard to call it wisdom
when Milena had three kids by 27,
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tons of work, and panic attacks
that never happened
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because Milena
simply had no time for them.
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What time?
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Can't hear you!
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At four?
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Three?
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Ostankino?
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All of Milena's husbands
cheated on her, but not themselves.
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None of them even pay child support.
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NOT HUSBAND
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But what Milena never lost…
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Mom, we're on fire!
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…was her love for life.
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It was this love
that made Milena give birth, grind,
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Okay, four o'clock, Ostankino!
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…to support her kids
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and chase the impossible.
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Thank you!
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So, is everything ready?
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Almost.
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Make adjustments! Get ready to shoot!
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Looks nice!
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The stereotype is
that rock and beauty go hand in hand.
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But the most dangerous women
are the least obvious ones.
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SOFIA
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The Matilda effect is the dismissal
of women's contributions to science.
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Matilda died ages ago!
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Just like your hair.
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Sofia made four attempts
at building strong relationships:
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with a cultural studies candidate,
a philosopher,
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an art historian, and a psychologist.
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None of them were that, by the way,
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until she wrote their dissertations.
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And all four cheated on her
with female students.
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We get anyone into bed within days.
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ANFISA
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We tap into the unconscious,
learn everything about a man:
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childhood, preferences,
tastes, nightmares, desires.
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The man has no choice…
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Until we find the key to his libido.
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I can offer a share
of my husband's company.
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Do you own it?
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Not yet, but after the divorce.
We have a prenup.
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If he cheats, half his company is mine.
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Is he cheating on you?
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Yes, but I need proof
of his cheating for court.
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Send all the photos to this email.
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Hello?
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Yes.
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Yes, I'm his daughter.
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Dead?
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Right.
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DMITRY
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There are dozens of beauties
around a rich man,
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and hundreds around a very rich one.
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He just has to pick one.
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You need to be different.
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Radically different,
standing out from the crowd.
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Funny, moody, plain, flat-chested,
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basically anything but like the rest.
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When seducing high-flyers,
forget about sex.
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In this process, it matters the least.
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After changing your look,
you must enter their circle.
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You need a collision.
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- A blast.
- Damn it!
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A storm.
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Only an unusual encounter
leaves an impression.
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Are you some kind of reenactor?
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Why not ride up in a carriage?
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That's not funny.
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What century are you from?
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Cars were invented in the 20th century,
so your question is irrelevant.
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No, they existed in the 19th too!
Guess you're from there!
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Alright…
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Jerk!
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Why jerk?
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Just a dissenter.
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Alright!
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You're at fault for the accident,
so I deny my guilt.
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I deny it!
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As a gentleman,
I'll say the man is always to blame.
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Even for the fall of mankind!
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- Got a phone?
- I do.
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Really?
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I'm not calling a landline.
I'm not wasting money, you know.
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A regular phone. Mobile.
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Are you writing it down?
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Standing out and making
a flashy entrance isn't enough.
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Show your competence.
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Remember, you're not just different.
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You're truly unique.
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I couldn't not invite you.
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When else do you meet a live reenactor?
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Still, I was expecting a restaurant.
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Restaurants are so boring.
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A waste of money.
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Why a waste?
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I own restaurants myself.
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- Everything's about money now.
- Not true.
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Excuse me, could you please tell us
what painting this is?
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We'd appreciate it, we've lost our guide.
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This is Shadows by Sanduyev.
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The Creator plays with puzzles,
still dividing light from darkness.
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In the space of chaos, the archetypes
of future real creations wander,
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Plato's bodiless ideas.
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There you are!
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I'm impressed.
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Chinese, such a hard language.
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Sometimes we see a lot
but miss the main thing.
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What do you mean?
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Confucius said that.
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Chinese philosopher.
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Anfisa, finding Kyrgyz people in Moscow
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who speak fluent Chinese
and study acting is hard.
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You're a scammer, Azamat!
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It's a mistake to think
men who can afford everything
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actually can afford everything.
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Associations and memories
are triggers you can't control.
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Unless you know how to do it.
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What ice cream do you like?
Strawberry or cherry?
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Italian.
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You missed the point.
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What comes to mind
when you hear "strawberry"?
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Strawberry or cherry?
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Summer!
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Summer? For me, it's countryside!
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It's simple. Dmitry's parents
were Soviet archaeologists.
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When they left for digs,
he'd go to his beloved grandma…
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Countryside means grandma!
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…In central Russia.
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The most common fruits and berries
in central Russia
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are strawberries and cherries.
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Strawberry or cherry?
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Cherry.
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Relationships with grandmas have stages:
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You love them,
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you leave them,
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you forget them.
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And when you want to come back,
they're already gone.
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Farewell ceremonies vary by crowd size.
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- If the person was respected…
- He wasn't.
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We can offer
a traditional burial or cremation.
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I'd gladly burn him.
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I see.
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Hating ex-boyfriends is normal.
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He was my father.
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This covers all costs.
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Grandma even made her own ice cream.
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Cherry. Just thinking about it…
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Even I didn't know
about homemade ice cream.
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In our work, chance always plays a role.
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Or rather, her majesty Lilith!
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LILITH
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You need to sign some documents.
An agreement that after the cheating,
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you'll sell your share
exclusively to my company.
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How legal is that?
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About as legal as asking for our help.
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Great ice cream! Tastes homemade!
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Do try the cherry one.
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No, unfortunately, I can't today.
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Turn down the one
no one ever turns down.
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Yeah, my neighbor's really sick.
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I need to look after her…
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Make her tea with honey.
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I'll send a doctor.
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No, no! What if it's plague bacterium?
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Always refuse for a noble reason.
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Remember, you're a ray of light
in a world where everything's for sale.
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But genuine care and love
can't be bought.
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Never ask for anything.
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All you need
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is what money can't buy.
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Did he get the same ones?
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Yes, of course!
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- Returnable with tags?
- Yes, correct.
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You have different values.
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You're not a parasite
clinging to a wallet
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that comes with a man attached.
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Like it?
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Trying to make up for the insult.
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How tacky!
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And even more!
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You're ready to give him
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the most precious thing you have.
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Sofia, I don't get it…
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And when he realizes
he means nothing to you,
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you yield
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and show a little pity.
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I really wanted to give you a gift.
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To a lonely, unwanted oligarch,
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lost in spirit,
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you offer a spark of divine grace.
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At that very moment,
extend a hand of divine help.
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Dmitry, ask for whatever you wish.
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Sofia, thank you for dressing like this,
just for me.
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Do you like role play?
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Love it!
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Will our sex
be early 20th-century style too?
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I see monsieur knows his kinks.
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No buildup?
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Why not?
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My spirit's been up for a while.
Yours is just slacking off.
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The corset too…
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It won't be a problem.
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Then I'm all yours!
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MARIA
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We have a prenup.
If he cheats, half his company is mine.
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I need proof of his cheating for court.
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Every man wants to be the first.
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But he forgets
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that mentally,
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the first man in a girl's life
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is always her father.
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FATHER
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I forgive you, dad!
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For being the worst first man
in the world.
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And, by the way,
not a great husband to Mom either.
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You don't have kids,
that's why you manage!
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Next month, I'll win anyway.
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Girls, I've got news.
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I signed the papers with that nitwit.
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I can offer a share
of my husband's company.
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Half his company will be ours.
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We have a prenup.
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If he cheats, half his company is mine.
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And we'll never need to work again.
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So, let's raise a glass to our last job!
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To Lilith!
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Dima, dear, she made me do it, really.
I… I didn't want to.
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My wife forgave me, nitwit!
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And you, bitch,
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tried to snatch part of my company!
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You wanted my money!
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And you'll pay for that.
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Dearly.
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A grand finale.
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