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VOICE Hear ye, hear ye.
We bid you welcome to the Oak River Renaissance Fair.
Step into the glorious age
of lords and ladies, knights and knaves.
Partake in revelry and feasting.
Test your skill at the archery range
and witness magnificent displays of swordsmanship.
Let the sounds of lutes and laughter fill the air
as you immerse yourselves
in the splendor of the Renaissance.
Well done, noble warrior.
What is your name?
Evelyn of Garth, slayer of the Southlands.
Evelyn of Garth,
it appears your lady has a wandering eye.
What? Oh, no, she's not my lady.
Uh, she was.
She might be again. In the future, you know?
Uh, you know what?
Uh, bye. Thank you.
It's just, I-I'm a park ranger. I know...
I'm just wondering where the falcon is now
because, you know, they can't just be in...
She's in-- ...like, a pet store cage, right?
They need a government-- state-inspected mews.
She's my family. It's a whole thing, I'm just checking in about it.
We love our falcon. My lady, I've been looking for you.
Let us walk away.
Sure, I--
They're just-- T-They're very delicate animals.
So, I just-- You know, it doesn't hurt to ask.
So, uh, I...
Look, the state park is not in need of a ranger.
It has need of fun and whimsy.
Ah. What--
This is the whimsy?
Okay, I just don't think animals can have jobs.
They shouldn't, that's all I'm saying. I hear you.
Noble knights, shield thy maidens
from the dragon of Oak River.
Ooh. Do you want to get pics
in the medieval torture devices?
Absolutely, especially because one of them is named
after my fourth favorite band. Oh.
An iron maiden?
You remember.
You know, I try, I try.
How many months do you have left on your sentence?
And how many credits have you banked
since you've been back in camp?
Uh, nine months, and I don't know.
Dad.
You've been in this alone.
And now you have a parole coach who's got her head in the game.
But I can't run a good play if you don't give me stats.
All right, Coach, I'll get you the numbers.
Ooh! Boom!
ยกEso!
Damn, girl. You know it's a game, right?
That's how you play.
Is this a fire camp family visit?
Ah, sure is.
Hey, Chief. Not Chief today.
Today, I am acting Three Rock Captain,
filling in for Eve's alternate, who called in sick?
Oh, yeah, it's probably the same stomach bug
that Big Mike got.
That's why I always pass on prison sushi.
Oh, my God.
Um, hey...
Since you got eyes on Three Rock today, Chief,
uh, if you think of anything creative
to get my dad early parole,
just, you know, lay it on us.
Okay.
All right, I got to...
do some things before my shift.
I'll see you later. Love you. I love you, too.
Bye. Bye.
Manny, you know, since you went rogue,
it's kind of lucky that you're even here.
Yeah, I know.
And you know I'm nothing but grateful, right?
Yeah, but the ice under your feet has never been thinner.
If you even want to get out on time,
you can't break one rule.
Uh, don't give any CO a dirty look.
I wouldn't even snore after lights out.
I definitely wouldn't get Gabriela's hopes up
about early parole.
I'll see you out there.
Hey, thanks again for letting me crash.
But you know what?
Kind of weird,
waking up to Gen's Kacey Musgraves posters in there.
Yeah, well, my friend, you are not crashing.
You're hiding.
I can't sleep under my dad's roof.
I can't look him in the eye.
Oh, I remember.
You hid out at my place for two weeks
after you crashed his truck into the side of the church.
Yeah. Not happy.
You know, Papa Leone, he-he wants to protect
my dad and Uncle Luke from worrying about him until...
these test results actually make it real.
That's his business.
Yeah, but you're in it now.
Yeah, because my nonno asked me to be.
My dad will understand.
Yeah, "understanding" is exactly how I would describe your dad.
Oh, it's gonna be nice
not being in the Vince Leone hot seat this time.
You're making real progress in our sim lessons.
By floating?
You jumped in. You didn't hesitate.
You did the scary thing, so, yeah.
Well, jumping in is how I became a guest of the penal system.
If you want to know how I got locked up...
I'm an open book.
No, I don't care about your past.
You don't live there anymore.
And soon, I won't live in an Airstream.
Oh, and when I'm done setting up and living with Eve,
you got to come over.
Oh. Yeah.
I will. That sounds like fun.
And hopefully by then I can actually
get in on the fun with swimming, too.
I mean, you would know.
God, I had so much pool party FOMO growing up.
I wouldn't call diving fun.
The Olympics were like a job
that was my whole life.
Well, that life is in your past.
So now what do you like to do for fun?
Um...
I read about climate change eating up California
faster than we can fight fire.
Wow. Okay.
Uh, all right, well, I'm gonna work on swimming.
You... you got work on having fun.
One, two, three.
Mm-hmm.
Ow.
Okay.
All right.
Two things.
One, patients aren't always cooperative.
And two... Lock the wheels on the stair chair
before attempting extremity lift.
Won't happen again.
Good.
Oh, come on now.
You know I like good competition with my fellow probie.
Not easy sport.
Well, finally, someone else to mock Bode.
All right, run it again.
Bode, your phone's buzzing.
It's fine, Dad, I-I'll grab it.
"Neurologist."
Sounds important.
This is Bode.
Yeah!
Okay.
What? I always hit the bullseye.
Or did you forget?
Hey, dude, stop.
Hey. Hey...
...guys, be careful. Stop!
Hey. Stop.
Fire!
Move! Move! Fire!
Get back.
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey!
Eve, Eve. Eve, Eve, Eve!
We all clear?
No, no, not here, that tent.
Everyone, get away from it!
All right, well, please, don't keep me in suspense
on top of lying to me.
What's the deal?
Nonno's results aren't ready yet.
Doctor says later today.
See now why you've been hiding out at Jake's.
I-I didn't like having to hide it.
I'm glad that you know now.
Please don't tell me your mom recruited you to...
take your grandpa to get a bunch of tests done,
behind my back?
No, she didn't recruit me.
It's what Nonno wanted.
And he wanted it kept from you and Uncle Luke.
If it were up to him,
he'd still be running into burning buildings.
I don't see you eager
to hang it up anytime soon,
so you should understand how hard it is for him.
To lack purpose, ask for help.
He has survived fires
that he had no business walking away from.
H-He came back from the brink of death in the ICU.
He's fine.
Okay, yeah, he's a little forgetful,
but he didn't need to be scared
by a bunch of tests.
I don't think that he is scared.
I think he knows you are.
It's just-- It's easier for you, isn't it?
It's easy for you to live in this world
where he's this old, indestructible ass.
Because that way, you get still to hate him.
DISPATCH Station 42,
fireworks explosion and multiple injuries,
Oak River Renaissance Fair.
Just remember, when we're on a call,
you better follow my orders.
Well, you can't hold family grudges against me at work.
I'm the Chief. Pretty sure I can do what I want.
Hey, Chief, take the truck with me?
Stay in your lane, probie.
Okay. Hey, B, drop it.
Get on the rig. That's an order.
Uh, Chief, you know Bode and Sharon
were only trying to do right by Papa Leone.
Leave it.
Just leave it.
No.
No, you know, after my dad died,
remember, I was in denial for a long time.
Yeah, well, my-- my dad's not dying, Jake, okay?
At least not yet, anyway. Okay, look,
I-I didn't mean to imply that.
Look, all I meant is that
I needed someone to fill that role. That...
...that someone was you.
That was a big part
of me getting through that time in my life.
And I would do it again in a heartbeat.
But Chief, if we're family like I thought...
You never have to question that.
Good.
'Cause family tells it like it is.
And Chief, you are on the wrong side
of this thing with Papa Leone.
Hey.
All this daddy drama that you're stewing in?
Save it for after the shift.
It's kind of hard when he's the one
bringing it into the shift. Mm.
Well, given this morning's training fail,
if you add a little emotion to the job,
you could legit kill someone.
Didn't you tourniquet the wrong leg on some guy last call?
He told me to. He was high.
Fine, I see how it is.
You know what?
I'm gonna bet you a round of my morning chores
that I get more rescues than you today.
Keep things interesting.
Yeah, let's go. I'm game.
All right. Let's do it.
Mm-hmm. Okay.
Three Rock, get your gear and line up.
Bode texted that you know?
Yeah, found out.
Not from my wife. Hey, I'm sorry.
Walter didn't want you to know, and I promised him.
How'd I become this guy
that my whole family thinks they need to bubble wrap?
He wanted to protect you.
It was actually sweet.
Walter's a lot of things. Sweet's not one of them.
All right, we got a fireworks ignition.
Station 16 already put out most of the fires.
Be on the lookout for flare-ups.
We're dealing with multiple injuries, burn victims.
I'm gonna take a team with me to the south side. Let's go.
Okay, Three Rock, you're on mop-up.
And keep in mind, you're gonna meet people that are in trouble,
and your instinct is gonna be to help.
Do not put hands on civilians.
You find someone with a need, you get me or the CO.
Let's go. Copy, Chief.
Ames, you're with me.
Hey. Should we set up triage?
Well, information tent
is relatively untouched by the fireworks.
Great. Yeah, set up triage,
start knocking down fires on the north side.
All right. Copy, Chief. Let's go.
I'll grab some supplies.
Oh, Eve. You're here, and in costume.
It was my day off.
And you spent it
searching for the One Ring that rules them all?
You know, Francine wanted to come.
It's something that we used to do.
Whoa, whoa, hold up. "Francine" Francine?
Wait, you guys come here on a date?
Well, I wasn't really sure if it was a date.
It-- It doesn't matter anymore,
'cause the fire crashed it.
So we'll see.
Hey, Perez. Right here.
Whoa.
Smoke inhalation patient.
That's one-nothing,
Leone.
Right over here.
Just make sure everyone's clear out of that tent.
Okay. Thank you.
Hey. Are you in charge here?
Yes, and I told my workers to store those fireworks
in an armored locker.
They're so fired.
I need to know
if there are any other fire hazards.
Well, the food vendors all cook with propane...
...and the blacksmiths and glassblowers
all have small furnaces
and our electrical system is a little temperamental.
Okay. Uh...
Electrical system, we'll start with that. Lead the way.
Hey, Eve? Hmm?
I need you.
There's a guy in there that needs help.
Mully.
All right, let's go. Thanks.
FRANCINE Okay.
So, hi. Please, get me out of this thing.
Okay, what happened?
The fireworks went off, and I was stuck in here,
but everyone else ran for it.
Including my date.
Which might be for the best.
She may low-key be in a cult.
I see.
Uh...
It's, uh...
jammed.
What? I don't know how,
but, uh, it's jammed.
No. Oh, God, this is a manifestation
of my recurring nightmare.
Oh? What is that?
Dying alone.
We're not gonna leave you,
you're not gonna die. Okay?
No. Not today. Not today.
Propane tanks are secure.
Good. Let's see what else
is on this manager's checklist.
VINCE Jake, need some hands by the jousting area
with all the cutting tools.
Send me Perez, James and any free medics.
Copy, Chief.
Gabs, Bode, grab the cutting tools
and head to the jousting area ASAP.
Copy.
On it.
Didn't Chief request me and not Bode, Cap?
Yeah, I have ears, probie.
I made a call.
What are you doing here?
Just following Jake's orders.
Interesting choice, Jake.
All right, listen, we got to stabilize these patients
before they bleed out,
so we're gonna have to work together.
You don't have a problem with that, do you?
I'm not the one with the problem, so no.
All right. So, what we're dealing with here
is a double impalement: two knights, one sword.
Hey, guys, my name is Vince. Uh, what-what are your names?
I'm Randall.
Sir Percival the Brave,
son of Thomas and loyal knight of the True Kingdom.
O, stay thy furrowed brow, fair barber.
Uh, barber?
Yeah, that's who used to treat injuries in the old days,
which we're not in, Percy, you ass.
Is this a real sword? Yeah,
because that moron insisted that we use them
for authenticity.
Then the fireworks spook our horses while we're dueling,
and I get thrown sword-first onto him.
My sword went through my own leg
and into his chest
and now we're stuck together.
Alas, hoisted by mine own petard.
Chief, by the looks of it, the sword is stemming
both of their bleeding, but I can't do a proper assessment
with all this armor on.
What can we do for them? I can take enough
of Randall's armor off and insert an IV,
get his pressure up, but Percy's a different story.
All right, uh,
stay as still as you can for me, guys, all right?
He's got shallow resps, labored breathing.
Uh, the dent
in his breastplate is impairing his ability to breathe.
Yeah, we need to transport them, like, now,
and we can't do that while they're all kebab'd like that,
so, uh, we're gonna have to cut the sword,
separate them, get them to the ER as soon as we can.
Saw the metal?
The vibrations
and the heat could cause more injuries.
We're gonna have to take that risk.
Help.
Hey, did you hear that?
Help me, please.
Ames, with me.
Hello?
Hey.
Uh, I'm Manny.
This is Ames.
We're inmate firefighters.
What's your name?
Amanda.
Are you gonna help me?
AMES Yo. Chief said not
to touch anyone. We're gonna do everything
that we're able to do, okay?
Ames.
Grab the other end of this.
On my three. One, two, three.
Okay, Amanda.
Hey, can you hear me?
Yeah?
She's, uh, she's bleeding pretty bad, bro.
W-What happened?
I heard some bangs,
then people stampeded through my tent.
Listen, we're gonna need some more medical supplies.
And some more hands. I'll be right back.
Watch her.
Hey, Sharon.
Sharon, we need help
and a med bag, quick.
Okay, uh...
Hey, hey. Let me take those.
What's happening in here?
This is Amanda. Hi.
My name is Sharon. I'm here to help.
Let's get this on your arm and we're gonna check
your blood pressure.
Manny, what are you doing?
I'm assisting.
No. No, not today. You are not a medic today.
No hands on civilians, remember?
Chief.
Damn it.
BP is 70/40.
She might be bleeding internally.
I can help, Chief. Come on.
Step back, now.
For your own good.
JAKE Perez, Eve needs help in the photo tent.
On it. Y'all got this?
Yeah. We're good.
I'm through.
Hey. All right, good news, guys. We're can get you
off to the hospital now. Thank you
for thy steady hand with that magical blade.
All right, listen, my friend, when you get to the hospital,
they're-they're gonna need your real name.
I told you my name.
Uh, this fantasy that you're living got you in this mess.
You get that?
It's time to face reality, and be here.
The real here.
My name is Percival the Brave.
And I am a knight.
Okay. Jake said you needed a hand?
Yeah, Phil here slammed his head against the pillory
when the fireworks went off. Please tell me you have
some kind of magic firefighter key in that bag
to bust me out of this thing.
I told you, Phil. We're gonna get you out, man.
Oh, uh, speaking of keys,
uh, I need yours so I can let myself in after work.
Yeah, I got you.
So, uh,
Gabriela is letting herself into your place
after work because you two are...
Just roommates!
Oh. Good.
'C-'Cause I thought you two had some nice chemistry going.
Thanks, Phil. Thanks, Phil.
All right, I've got this.
Sorry about your bag, Francine.
It's an alms purse, technically.
And it's mine. Just, uh...
go ahead, get the jokes in.
What? No, no.
You've found something that brings you joy.
You just never mentioned that you liked
Ren-Fairing it up.
Geez, why-why is this so stuck?
It's, like, Super-Glued or something.
I wanted to avoid it, but, um, I think we got to cut him out.
On it. I'll grab a chain saw.
Wha-- A chain saw?! It's okay, Phil.
How come you've never told Gabriela you like Ren Faires?
Well, I don't really tell any of my friends.
It's, uh, it's not their thing.
So what? It's your thing, Eve.
Are you embarrassed that you like doing stuff like this?
Fire in the next tent.
No! No fire!
I need hoses to my position in the photo tent. Stat.
Hang in there, pal.
You guys are on the next rides out of here.
Hey. Hey.
How's it going? With the patients?
Well, one's delusional, so... not great.
No, I mean working with your dad.
Oh, uh, really not great.
Mm. Well, you know what else is really not great?
For you, I mean?
I got three rescues
and you're just getting started.
Mm-hmm. All right.
Hey, Jake.
For future reference,
I'm not a big fan of you swapping out
the resources I asked for.
Yeah, and as the one who trained those resources,
I sent you who I thought was best for the job.
Okay, we have two ambulances en route from the ER
to transport your patients.
They'll be here soon.
There you go. Look at that.
You'll be out of here in no time and this will all be over with.
F-Fare thee well, noble rival.
Screw you, Sir Lames-A-Lot.
Don't pay attention to him.
Oh. Prickly barbs do me no injury, sir.
So if you, uh, tell me your real name,
and maybe an emergency contact,
I can try to get in touch with somebody.
You want us to be able to get ahold of somebody, right?
Family? Loved ones?
No.
No, that's okay. I don't...
I don't have any.
I-I know you think it's silly that I'd want to be
Percival the Brave until I die, but...
Um...
if I'm not him, then I'm...
just a guy who
eats microwave soup alone at lunch.
You know, I've wanted to ask out Layla,
who's in the next cubicle over, for a year
and I can't even say hi.
So if I'm choosing between dying as me or dying as a knight?
You're not dying.
I still choose knight.
He's hypoxic.
This stupid armor is cutting off his breathing.
We can't wait for an ER.
We gotta get that chest plate off him.
No, no, no, no. Way too dangerous.
Got a very good chance
of cutting straight through to the skin.
I'll be careful. No!
Leone, you will listen to your chief.
The nuclear option. Not always the best one.
These will take way longer.
Yeah, so get started.
Jake, I need those hoses now,
and where is my chain saw?
JAKE It's on the way.
So we can't, we can't leave until we free Phil.
We can't free Phil, so what's, what's the move?
Okay, wait. Uh, maybe it's a mistake to free Phil.
What? What? It's not a mistake!
We should free the pillory from the tent instead.
This might work.
Okay, here we go.
We can just lift this out of the ground
and take it out of here.
Come on. Here we go. One, two, three. Lift.
Nice! Okay.
You're okay, Phil. One, two, three!
There we go!
Okay. Okay, let's move.
Step down, Phil.
Yep.
You're doing great, buddy.
Okay. Blood pressure is stabilizing.
And I've called for a gurney. It's just taking forever.
VINCE Sharon, I know you're
with Three Rock today, but they could really use a medic
by the tavern.
Copy. Okay. As soon as the gurney gets here,
you make sure they take her to triage.
You got it? Copy, Chief.
Thank God she's gonna be okay, man.
Hmm.
Can't... can't breathe.
I think she's gonna need an airway.
Then do it! Chief left her med bag.
I can't touch her, bro.
Let alone stick a tube down her throat.
Look, I can't do anything in this situation,
but you can, man. You can help her.
I just told you, I can't touch her,
or I go back to prison, man.
Damn it.
Watch her.
I'll find someone.
I need a medic!
Arthur, we need medics in there ASAP.
Can you radio it in? Yeah.
Medics needed stat.
Glass-blowing tent.
His O2 levels are cratering.
This is taking way too long.
Come on, Percy, stick with us.
Time for the nuclear option?
Yep.
Hey, we need some cover over here.
If you could give your turnouts up.
Okay.
Ready? Here we go.
All right.
I'm through. We're good.
Need some gauze over here.
Quick, quick, quick.
He can breathe again.
Get some pressure on this wound.
Okay. Let's get you to the ER.
There he is. Welcome back.
What happened?
Is this Avalon?
Uh, no. We're on the way to the hospital.
Gonna get you fixed up.
Um, Percival...
...you know you don't have to dress up like a knight
to be brave.
I really think I do.
Brave is just facing the scary thing, right?
Let's say you, uh, introduce yourself to this gal at work.
What's her name, um, Layla, right?
What's the absolute worse that could happen?
I mean, you're gonna be returning from an epic battle.
With a pretty cool new scar you can show off.
You know, it's like an icebreaker.
Call me Douglas.
Douglas.
Douglas it is.
You're gonna be okay, Douglas.
Is she gonna be okay?
She's stable but critical.
If she was deprived of oxygen
for more than a few minutes,
she could have sustained severe brain damage.
It's a wait and see.
Thank you.
I heard what happened.
I know you're upset.
Yeah.
I mean, that woman, she lives or dies
because of a few minutes.
Minutes that I just stood there doing nothing
'cause I prioritized my own freedom over her life.
No. You did the right thing. Even if it doesn't feel like it.
Not just for you.
For all of Three Rock.
Okay. Um, am I still bleeding?
Yeah, I know, Phil. Okay. Okay.
I'll take care of him. Thank you.
Okay. I'll see you, okay, buddy?
Yeah. All right.
You're doing great. Okay.
Well, thank you for jumping in with Phil.
You didn't have to. Uh, but I did like it.
Yeah. It's fine. It was the right thing to do, so...
Are you still hung up on earlier?
Like, I'm-I'm not hiding you.
No, no. I don't, I don't,
I don't think you're hiding me, Eve. I...
I feel like you're hiding you.
Or you're hiding parts of you, from your friends,
like fantasy and...
it-it feels like when you were
keeping firefighting from your family and from me.
You know. I...
I was hoping that we could
start fresh, me and you, today and...
have I totally misread this? No. No.
No. No, no, no. No, not at all.
I just, it...
If you're still closing off major parts of yourself,
then it's not starting fresh.
It's-it's falling back into bad habits.
Right?
Uh...
I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry.
Okay.
Looks like we're finally getting ahead of this thing.
MAN Noble knight, shield thy maidens
from the dragon of Oak River.
Oh, no.
What the hell is that?
That's our fire-breathing dragon.
It must be malfunctioning.
Fire-breathing what?
Noble knight, shield thy maidens
from the dragon of Oak River.
Is that thing supposed to be doing that?
It got damaged from the fireworks.
That's not good.
Okay, I need hoses here at the north lot now.
Yo, where are my hoses?
We are under fire from
a malfunctioning flamethrower.
We gotta get that thing shut off now.
You got any bright ideas?
'Cause this thing's out of control.
Only crazy ones.
You ever seen Gladiator?
Here, take this.
Come on.
Shall we? Yeah.
Audrey. Here we go.
Come on. Keep moving.
Dragon slayer.
Nice.
JAKE All right, all hands on deck.
Let's get these spot fires out.
You're still here? Three Rock's shipping out.
Man, you kicked ass today, mija.
And I'm proud of you.
And...
I'm also a little bit jealous.
'Cause you actually get to help people.
And me, I just feel like...
I don't know, I feel like I'm a racehorse,
you know, raring to go but my gate won't lift.
Dad,
you'll parole soon,
and-and-and then you get into Cal Fire,
just like Bode did. Hey, real talk.
Parole, it's-it's out of reach at this point.
With that attitude, it is.
You're right. You know what I forgot?
I forgot that I got my daughter, the drill sergeant.
Excuse me. Sorry, no,
"coach."
Oh, my God.
My dad also thinks I'm no fun.
What are you talking about?
Come on, I'm just kidding with you.
No, I'm-I'm not.
My life is all goals, no breaks.
Mija. It's 'cause...
you're ju-- you're driven.
Dad, I turned a thing kids do for fun
into an Olympic sport.
I have no hobbies. What's my Ren Faire?
You know what? I think you're forgetting
how you even got into diving in the first place.
I got recruited.
Mm-hmm, because you were a little fish.
You loved swimming.
You used to beg me to take you
to the public pool every day,
again and again and again.
It wasn't all about diving.
It was... it was handstands in the shallow end.
Cannonballs?
"Daddy, cannonball."
Till your toes turned blue.
I, uh...
I was gonna hit the pool later.
Yeah? Good.
Some laps, some dives?
No, not anymore.
I'm gonna go fire off some cannonballs.
Okay, 20 boxes of 4x4s down.
We got 50 more to go, guys.
Maybe you can
ask one of these, uh, wizards
to come here and cast a spell
and clean all of this up.
Oh, or do
elves and wizards not get along?
Okay, Jake,
the Ren Faire, cosplay, fantasy stuff, it's...
it's where I go to feel safe. To escape.
Okay.
Escape from...
From feeling like as if I'm the only one like me
in this small town.
From our job, where, every day,
we meet people at their worst.
And, up until recently,
from my family,
who didn't get me at all.
And don't tell me
it's not like your anime thing.
Look, Eve, I will Ghost in the Shell anytime.
I mean, but I don't dress up.
Yeah, well, don't knock it
till you try it, man.
Okay. I love fantasy,
and I'm-I'm proud of it.
You do you.
Yeah, I will.
Because I like it, and, uh--
Yeah, you do?
Yeah, and I like you.
Evelyn of Garth has a crush on me?
Yeah, and I want to kiss you.
Can I kiss you? I'm-I'm gonna kiss you.
Yeah? Yeah.
You're back.
How's Percy?
Um, ER said he's... he's gonna be fine.
Look, uh...
I know it doesn't seem like it,
but in my head,
my dad is still
like this...
tower of a man.
In spite of all his defects,
I always thought he was invincible, so
finding out that he might not be is, uh...
...it's tough.
Yeah.
I know the feeling.
Hey. I have, um...
Dr. Verma on the line with the test results.
Um, okay. Yeah, hang on a second.
Uh, Jake.
Come here.
I want you to hear this, too.
Uh, Dr. Verma,
you have the whole family here now.
What do the tests show?
I wish I had better news.
Our tests indicate
Walter has early signs of dementia.
This diagnosis could mean a few things,
possibly Alzheimer's.
I don't think Eve is going to
hang with us after mop-up as planned tonight.
So, what do you say? Uh...
I'm thinking
a movie and wings night.
Uh, I can-I can just eat at my parents'.
Honestly, like, I don't...
I don't have to be hiding out anymore.
Wow. Well, uh...
that sucks.
It was nice having someone around again.
It'll be the opposite at our house
if Nonno moves in.
Be like Vince versus Walter every day.
Battle for the remote control's gonna be pretty epic.
You know,
you could, um,
you could always crash at my place,
like...
full time.
Yeah?
I mean, B, you should have your own place.
Helps with the ladies.
So, I mean...
yeah.
I mean, I guess I could, like, you know.
If it helps you out,
or whatever. Yeah, I mean, I...
I got the space, you know.
And if it works for you, then...
Yeah. No, I mean,
I'm keeping the Kacey Musgraves posters up.
All right.
Good work.
Hey.
What happened to your uniform?
Nothing.
What? No, I mean
the little outfit I made you wear
when I took you to school.
Hey...
All right.
Four rescues to your pathetic two.
Okay, go on. Just get it all out.
Let's go, all of it. Okay.
I smoked you.
Mmm. Okay. Mm-hmm.
You done yet? Is that it? You know, I actually think
I'm gonna order some really good DoorDash
while I watch you do all my chores.
Oh, okay.
Well, you know, for the record,
I slayed a dragon.
So, kind of feel like that should count for something.
Okay, fine.
If you want to play lawyer-ball,
then I guess the dragon can count for two.
So it's a tie?
Mm. Ties are for soccer fans.
Nah, we need to find a tiebreaker.
What?
En garde.
We're supposed to be on mop-up.
Mm.
Duel or die.
Or do you fear the taste of my blade,
Sir Wet Blanket?
Hmm? Oh, okay.
Oh, you want that?
Mm-hmm. Yup.
All right.
Boop.
All right.
I see how it is. Okay, see?
I see how it is. Good.
You want to play like that?
Ah.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry. It's fine, it's fine.
I'm good, I'm good.
I am...
Gosh, I, uh...
Sorry.
But...
you know what this means?
You're my patient.
So, I win.
Kind of feels like I won.
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