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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,362 --> 00:00:32,196 This is the Rockin' Roger Morning Show, 2 00:00:32,322 --> 00:00:33,990 Late Night edition. 3 00:00:34,158 --> 00:00:35,867 CMJ is almost upon us, 4 00:00:35,993 --> 00:00:39,078 so if you like your live music, and I know that you do, 5 00:00:39,204 --> 00:00:41,456 you'll wanna get your wristbands before it's too late. 6 00:00:41,582 --> 00:00:42,874 And speaking of too late, 7 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,126 it's never too late to say you're sorry, 8 00:00:45,252 --> 00:00:47,378 and right now I wanna dedicate this next song 9 00:00:47,504 --> 00:00:51,132 to all the lovely ladies in Rockin' Roger's rock 'n' roll past. 10 00:00:51,258 --> 00:00:53,885 And, ladies, if you're burning and itching, 11 00:00:54,011 --> 00:00:55,511 you might want to see a doctor... 12 00:00:55,637 --> 00:00:57,513 [ Snaps fingers ] ...immediately. 13 00:00:57,681 --> 00:01:00,183 [ M id-tempo guitar rock plays ] 14 00:01:17,951 --> 00:01:20,203 ♪ Time is ticking ♪ 15 00:01:20,329 --> 00:01:22,747 ♪ It's almost done ♪ 16 00:01:22,873 --> 00:01:27,752 ♪ What we hated we've become ♪ 17 00:01:27,878 --> 00:01:32,757 ♪ By the pricking of my thumbs ♪ 18 00:01:32,883 --> 00:01:39,180 ♪ Something wicked this way comes ♪ 19 00:01:40,224 --> 00:01:44,185 ♪ I'm coming to get you ♪ 20 00:01:45,145 --> 00:01:49,065 ♪ I'm coming to get you ♪ 21 00:01:50,067 --> 00:01:54,320 ♪ I'm coming to get you ♪ 22 00:01:54,446 --> 00:01:58,866 ♪ High ♪ 23 00:02:04,915 --> 00:02:07,458 ♪ I dropped the needle ♪ 24 00:02:07,584 --> 00:02:09,627 ♪ Pick it up ♪ 25 00:02:09,837 --> 00:02:13,965 ♪ Don't you worry, you're old enough ♪ 26 00:02:14,925 --> 00:02:17,301 ♪ Times are changing ♪ 27 00:02:17,427 --> 00:02:19,512 ♪ So am I ♪ 28 00:02:19,638 --> 00:02:23,015 ♪ Time's a-wastin' ♪ 29 00:02:23,142 --> 00:02:26,644 ♪ And it's time to die ♪ 30 00:02:26,812 --> 00:02:36,154 ♪ I'm coming to get you ♪ 31 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:41,075 ♪ I'm coming to get you ♪ 32 00:02:41,285 --> 00:02:43,661 ♪ High ♪ 33 00:02:58,969 --> 00:03:00,720 [ Blood splatters ] 34 00:03:03,682 --> 00:03:05,266 J EFF: That's not what I'm saying, Joey. 35 00:03:05,475 --> 00:03:06,684 What are you saying, Jeff? 36 00:03:06,852 --> 00:03:09,645 I'm saying that you should be firing me. 37 00:03:09,813 --> 00:03:10,730 So you're quitting? 38 00:03:10,939 --> 00:03:13,608 I'm not quitting. Why do you keep saying that? 39 00:03:13,734 --> 00:03:15,985 I'm not. Now, what I'm saying is, as your manager, 40 00:03:16,111 --> 00:03:19,405 I am advising you to fire your manager. 41 00:03:19,531 --> 00:03:21,115 That's all I'm saying. 42 00:03:21,241 --> 00:03:23,492 I can't fire you. The CMJ's in 10 days. 43 00:03:23,619 --> 00:03:26,204 You said we had a showcase gig with industry insiders and A&R guys - 44 00:03:26,413 --> 00:03:29,081 Movers and shakers, right? Was I drinking when I said that? 45 00:03:29,291 --> 00:03:30,708 You're always drinking. 46 00:03:30,876 --> 00:03:32,460 See, you should totally fire me! 47 00:03:32,586 --> 00:03:33,586 [ Hugo sighs ] 48 00:03:33,712 --> 00:03:36,923 Montreal, land of Hugo's birth. 49 00:03:37,049 --> 00:03:40,218 Many women will be very pleased to hear of my return. 50 00:03:40,427 --> 00:03:42,261 Yeah, no matter how long you go away, 51 00:03:42,387 --> 00:03:43,554 you always come back. 52 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:44,931 You're like herpes. 53 00:03:45,057 --> 00:03:46,432 Hugo is not like herpes. 54 00:03:46,558 --> 00:03:48,059 - Hugo's a lot like herpes. - No, he's not. 55 00:03:48,185 --> 00:03:50,144 Guys, guys. Where's Joey and Jennifer? 56 00:03:50,312 --> 00:03:51,604 Joey is talking to Jeff. 57 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:53,564 Jennifer is talking to some scary guy. 58 00:03:53,690 --> 00:03:56,442 [ Scoffs ] What scary guy? 59 00:04:00,614 --> 00:04:03,074 Whoa, he is kind of creepy. 60 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,700 Yeah, he is. 61 00:04:04,868 --> 00:04:06,494 You know what? Let's just face it, Joey. 62 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:08,454 You know, we're both getting a little long in the tooth. 63 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:09,538 What the hell does that mean? 64 00:04:09,748 --> 00:04:11,040 All right, here's your beers. 65 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,959 Oh, we didn't order these. 66 00:04:13,085 --> 00:04:16,462 Oh, no, no. It's, uh... it's on the house. 67 00:04:19,216 --> 00:04:21,300 Well, thank you very much. 68 00:04:21,510 --> 00:04:22,635 Yeah, not you. You have to pay. 69 00:04:22,803 --> 00:04:26,055 Of course, yeah. Hang on. One second. 70 00:04:26,181 --> 00:04:27,640 [ Hums ] 71 00:04:27,766 --> 00:04:28,933 Okay, how much is it? 72 00:04:29,142 --> 00:04:30,935 That'll do it, thanks. 73 00:04:31,144 --> 00:04:34,438 $20. That's nice for free beer. 74 00:04:34,564 --> 00:04:36,983 Hey, you know, I know how you're feeling, though. 75 00:04:37,192 --> 00:04:40,987 You're gettin' old, hm? I'm getting old. 76 00:04:41,113 --> 00:04:43,739 Rock and roll is getting old. 77 00:04:43,907 --> 00:04:46,200 Have you considered, uh, Japanese hip-hop? 78 00:04:47,077 --> 00:04:48,995 J- I'm not Japanese. 79 00:04:49,204 --> 00:04:51,289 M mm... yeah. 80 00:04:51,415 --> 00:04:53,165 No, I guess that's not really right for you, 81 00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:55,501 but it's a shame, 'cause it's gonna be huge. 82 00:04:55,627 --> 00:04:56,585 [ Phone rings ] 83 00:04:56,712 --> 00:04:59,797 Oh, sorry. Hang on a second. 84 00:04:59,923 --> 00:05:00,965 Konnichiwa. 85 00:05:02,801 --> 00:05:06,721 You know what, Joey? I'm gonna have to take this, uh, outside, 86 00:05:06,847 --> 00:05:11,058 and then I'm gonna have to go home, okay? 87 00:05:11,184 --> 00:05:13,602 [ Speaking Japanese ] 88 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:24,822 Hey, have another round. 89 00:05:26,158 --> 00:05:26,824 Thanks. 90 00:05:27,034 --> 00:05:28,993 It's tough watching a weasel like that 91 00:05:29,119 --> 00:05:30,828 crush another man's dreams. 92 00:05:30,954 --> 00:05:32,872 A man's gotta have his dreams. 93 00:05:33,749 --> 00:05:36,375 Yeah. I should get back to the band. Um, thanks. 94 00:05:36,585 --> 00:05:39,170 The band can wait, Joey. 95 00:05:40,130 --> 00:05:43,132 Do I know you? How'd you know my name? 96 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:45,551 Oh, I can read your mind. 97 00:05:46,428 --> 00:05:48,804 Wow. What am I thinking right now? 98 00:05:48,972 --> 00:05:51,557 Well, you're thinking this bartender is crazy. 99 00:05:51,683 --> 00:05:52,933 [ Chuckles ] 100 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:54,560 You're good. 101 00:05:54,686 --> 00:05:57,146 You're afraid of being a loser the rest of your life. 102 00:05:57,272 --> 00:05:59,482 Too late for you, too late for the band. 103 00:05:59,608 --> 00:06:01,650 I would say you're 30 pounds of junk food 104 00:06:01,777 --> 00:06:05,654 and a retail job away from killing yourself. 105 00:06:05,781 --> 00:06:07,698 Just a guess. 106 00:06:14,498 --> 00:06:16,624 Ahh. Thanks for the drink. 107 00:06:24,549 --> 00:06:25,674 [ Coughing ] 108 00:06:25,801 --> 00:06:27,301 So, how'd it go with Jeff? 109 00:06:27,427 --> 00:06:28,969 Uh, great, you know? Great. 110 00:06:29,137 --> 00:06:30,971 He's really excited about the New York show. 111 00:06:31,181 --> 00:06:32,848 Says there's gonna be a lot of the industry insiders, 112 00:06:32,974 --> 00:06:34,100 movers and shakers. 113 00:06:34,226 --> 00:06:37,603 Right. So what hotel are we staying at tonight? 114 00:06:37,813 --> 00:06:38,813 Well, it's such a nice night, 115 00:06:38,939 --> 00:06:40,856 I thought we'd save some money, sleep in the bus. 116 00:06:40,982 --> 00:06:43,692 No! First of all, it's not a bus, it's a hearse, and- 117 00:06:43,819 --> 00:06:46,320 Whoa, we're sleeping in the hearse tonight? 118 00:06:46,446 --> 00:06:47,696 Just for tonight, okay? 119 00:06:47,823 --> 00:06:48,697 That sucks. 120 00:06:48,824 --> 00:06:50,491 Yeah, could you give us a second, please? 121 00:06:50,617 --> 00:06:52,701 I've given you 10 years. Now I've gotta sleep with Hugo? 122 00:06:52,828 --> 00:06:55,704 Look, I'll meet up with you guys in the morning, okay? 123 00:06:55,831 --> 00:06:57,957 I'm going out with some friends. 124 00:07:02,129 --> 00:07:03,754 That is a friend of yours? 125 00:07:03,922 --> 00:07:06,715 Oh, I'm sorry, is that any of your business? 126 00:07:06,925 --> 00:07:09,343 Yeah, he looks like a junkie from hell, for Chrissakes. 127 00:07:09,469 --> 00:07:10,970 Don't you have a girlfriend? 128 00:07:11,096 --> 00:07:12,179 This is about the band! 129 00:07:12,305 --> 00:07:14,098 Yeah, it always is. 130 00:07:14,224 --> 00:07:16,475 We have a six-hour drive tomorrow, Jennifer. 131 00:07:16,601 --> 00:07:18,060 Yeah, and I don't want to sleep in the hearse. 132 00:07:18,186 --> 00:07:19,270 The hearse smells like drummer. 133 00:07:19,479 --> 00:07:20,563 I heard that. 134 00:07:20,689 --> 00:07:22,606 I'm going to a party. 135 00:07:22,732 --> 00:07:25,901 Fine. You know, but we're leaving at noon tomorrow, 136 00:07:26,027 --> 00:07:27,319 with or without you. 137 00:07:27,529 --> 00:07:28,863 Fine, I'll see you then. 138 00:07:29,614 --> 00:07:30,656 Fine. 139 00:07:30,782 --> 00:07:31,740 [ Jennifer scoffs ] 140 00:07:31,867 --> 00:07:36,620 Wait. If you're going to a party, give these out. 141 00:07:36,746 --> 00:07:39,874 They got the new website on them. 142 00:07:41,293 --> 00:07:42,710 H UGO: Maybe you should go with her. 143 00:07:42,836 --> 00:07:44,587 JOEY: She can handle herself. 144 00:07:44,796 --> 00:07:47,089 She didn't invite you, huh? 145 00:07:47,215 --> 00:07:49,758 Can we load the gear, please? 146 00:07:49,885 --> 00:07:52,219 Yes, Joey. We can. 147 00:07:52,345 --> 00:07:54,180 Don't touch me. 148 00:07:56,683 --> 00:08:00,060 [ Heavy Goth rock music plays ] 149 00:08:36,932 --> 00:08:43,979 ♪ Has the terrible danger that surrounds us ♪ 150 00:08:44,105 --> 00:08:48,400 ♪ Become like a drug? ♪ 151 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:57,743 ♪ Are we more like strangers in a glass house? ♪ 152 00:08:57,869 --> 00:09:02,164 ♪ We're rich with the blood ♪ 153 00:09:05,085 --> 00:09:10,339 ♪ How can you leave the black out? ♪ 154 00:09:10,465 --> 00:09:16,679 ♪ You're only flesh and bone ♪ 155 00:09:18,515 --> 00:09:23,227 ♪ Flesh and bone ♪ 156 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:44,498 ♪ When a blanket of winter's all around us ♪ 157 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:48,836 ♪ We have to stay warm ♪ 158 00:09:51,881 --> 00:09:59,096 ♪ When there's no one there you can count on ♪ 159 00:09:59,222 --> 00:10:04,018 ♪ You have to transform ♪ 160 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:12,943 ♪ How can you leave the black out? ♪ 161 00:10:19,868 --> 00:10:21,744 Well, this sucks. 162 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:22,995 Where is she? 163 00:10:23,121 --> 00:10:24,705 Probably hitched a ride with The Itchies. 164 00:10:24,831 --> 00:10:28,626 She'll be here. I know women. 165 00:10:29,878 --> 00:10:31,879 - We're gonna miss sound check. - I hope she's okay. 166 00:10:32,005 --> 00:10:33,756 She's okay. She's always okay. 167 00:10:33,882 --> 00:10:36,759 She just doesn't care. This is why I broke up with her. 168 00:10:36,885 --> 00:10:37,760 She dumped you. 169 00:10:37,886 --> 00:10:40,304 Yeah, for being an insensitive prick. 170 00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:42,514 Her words, not mine. 171 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:44,058 Screw it. 172 00:10:44,184 --> 00:10:45,768 Hugo, you're on bass. Let's roll. 173 00:10:45,894 --> 00:10:49,104 [ "Same Old Place" by Blue Peter plays ] 174 00:10:50,523 --> 00:10:53,067 ♪ Every time I turn around ♪ 175 00:10:53,193 --> 00:10:56,070 ♪ There's people letting me down ♪ 176 00:10:56,196 --> 00:10:59,239 ♪ And everywhere that I go ♪ 177 00:10:59,366 --> 00:11:01,659 ♪ Well, no one ever wants to know ♪ 178 00:11:01,785 --> 00:11:05,204 ♪ Look, I'm tired of the scene ♪ 179 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:08,415 ♪ Living such stale dreams ♪ 180 00:11:08,541 --> 00:11:11,126 ♪ I don't want to get involved ♪ 181 00:11:11,252 --> 00:11:14,213 ♪ No, I just want to be dissolved ♪ 182 00:11:14,422 --> 00:11:15,839 ♪ It's the same old thing ♪ 183 00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:17,508 ♪ I see there's nothing in here ♪ 184 00:11:17,634 --> 00:11:18,801 ♪ I see the same old place ♪ 185 00:11:18,927 --> 00:11:20,177 ♪ Is this a feature of the world? ♪ 186 00:11:20,345 --> 00:11:22,137 ♪ It's the same old place ♪ 187 00:11:22,263 --> 00:11:23,806 ♪ And every time I turn around ♪ 188 00:11:23,932 --> 00:11:25,015 ♪ It's the same old daze ♪ 189 00:11:25,141 --> 00:11:26,809 ♪ And everywhere that I go ♪ 190 00:11:26,935 --> 00:11:28,811 ♪ It's the same old place ♪ 191 00:11:28,937 --> 00:11:30,104 SECU RITY RADIO: Copy that. 192 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:32,314 Could someone tell Susan she has visitors? 193 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:35,943 [ Mellow Bossa Nova music plays ] 194 00:11:49,165 --> 00:11:50,374 Hi, honey. 195 00:11:51,376 --> 00:11:52,543 What are you doing here? 196 00:11:52,752 --> 00:11:54,670 You look good. 197 00:11:54,796 --> 00:11:57,172 What are you doing here? I'm working. 198 00:11:57,340 --> 00:12:00,926 Yeah, I know. Um, we hit a little snag. 199 00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:02,886 You want money. 200 00:12:03,888 --> 00:12:05,180 Why are you being like that? 201 00:12:05,348 --> 00:12:06,306 You don't want money? 202 00:12:06,933 --> 00:12:07,808 Yeah, I want money, 203 00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:09,810 but there's no reason to be cruel and weird about it. 204 00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:11,937 I am not being cruel and weird. 205 00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:13,021 Yeah, you are. 206 00:12:13,148 --> 00:12:15,607 You're being cruel and weird and making me feel like total shit. 207 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,317 You know what? I can't do this right now. 208 00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:18,444 Neither can I. 209 00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:19,695 Fine, then leave. 210 00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:20,904 - Fine, I will. - Fine. 211 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:22,906 Thanks. 212 00:12:24,826 --> 00:12:26,618 Are you coming to the show tonight, or...? 213 00:12:26,828 --> 00:12:28,203 Will junkie slut be coming? 214 00:12:29,914 --> 00:12:32,958 No, as a matter of fact, Jennifer won't be joining us. 215 00:12:33,084 --> 00:12:34,501 We left her in Montreal. 216 00:12:35,545 --> 00:12:39,506 Maybe I'll come. Where are the rest of the retards, anyway? 217 00:12:39,716 --> 00:12:43,719 Oh, your friend with the headset said that they could... 218 00:12:43,928 --> 00:12:45,179 - Hi, Susan! - Hi, Susan! 219 00:12:45,305 --> 00:12:47,055 Hi, Susan! 220 00:12:47,265 --> 00:12:50,017 They're really hungry, what with us having no money and all, 221 00:12:50,143 --> 00:12:53,979 but it's cool, you're working, and I should go anyways. 222 00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:56,356 MAN: Okay, let's get first team in! 223 00:12:56,483 --> 00:12:57,191 I gotta go. 224 00:12:57,358 --> 00:13:00,277 Okay. It's okay. 225 00:13:01,946 --> 00:13:05,949 There's about a hundred bucks in my purse in my room. Just take it. 226 00:13:06,075 --> 00:13:06,867 I'm ashamed. 227 00:13:07,076 --> 00:13:08,994 - Yeah, you should be. - Okay. 228 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,621 - And Joey? - Yeah? 229 00:13:12,165 --> 00:13:13,499 Put me on the list tonight. 230 00:13:14,501 --> 00:13:19,046 I- I will. For sure. Okay. I gotta go. 231 00:13:19,255 --> 00:13:21,089 WOMAN: Final touches! 232 00:13:21,216 --> 00:13:24,426 [ Band sound-checking up-tempo rock song ] 233 00:13:39,025 --> 00:13:40,192 That sounded super. 234 00:13:40,652 --> 00:13:42,152 We cool? 235 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,862 No, but thanks anyway. 236 00:13:43,988 --> 00:13:45,697 That sounded like shit. 237 00:13:52,247 --> 00:13:54,456 Jennifer? 238 00:13:57,377 --> 00:13:59,670 Well, uh, you look... different. 239 00:13:59,879 --> 00:14:02,422 I'm not different. I'm the exact same person. 240 00:14:02,632 --> 00:14:05,175 No, I just meant, like, your hair and your- 241 00:14:05,343 --> 00:14:08,512 Nope. No, I'm the same old Jennifer. Nothing different here. 242 00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:11,598 Okay. How'd you get here? 243 00:14:11,808 --> 00:14:13,725 I hitched a ride with The Itchies. 244 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:14,977 Where are they? 245 00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:17,437 Oh, they should be here soon, 246 00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:19,690 unless something terrible happens to them. 247 00:14:19,899 --> 00:14:20,524 What? 248 00:14:20,733 --> 00:14:22,150 I mean, they said they couldn't make it. 249 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,402 Okay, I don't understand. 250 00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:24,945 They drove you from Montreal to Toronto 251 00:14:25,071 --> 00:14:26,196 and then decided not to play? 252 00:14:26,322 --> 00:14:28,156 Yeah, they're totally crazy. 253 00:14:28,283 --> 00:14:30,033 Who cares? They totally suck! 254 00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:32,411 - Welcome back, Jen. - You were missed. 255 00:14:34,581 --> 00:14:37,207 You look different. 256 00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:40,335 [ Bird squawks ] 257 00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:42,796 Eddie van Helsig! 258 00:14:43,006 --> 00:14:44,882 Where's Queeny? 259 00:14:45,008 --> 00:14:47,467 [ Growls ] 260 00:14:50,263 --> 00:14:52,306 Soon it will be dark again. 261 00:14:52,473 --> 00:14:54,808 [ Groans ] 262 00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:58,061 Kill me. 263 00:14:58,187 --> 00:15:01,189 It doesn't have to be like this. You can be saved. 264 00:15:01,316 --> 00:15:05,527 Just tell me where the queen is, and I'll let you live. 265 00:15:05,653 --> 00:15:08,238 You can't save me, vampire hunter. 266 00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:10,741 You couldn't even save your own woman! 267 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:11,867 [ Groans ] 268 00:15:42,231 --> 00:15:45,442 Burn in hell, Nosferatu. 269 00:15:51,491 --> 00:15:54,534 Well, there has to be some mistake. I'm the singer's girlfriend. 270 00:15:54,702 --> 00:15:55,869 Sure you are. 271 00:15:56,079 --> 00:15:58,580 - What's that supposed to mean? - It means 10 bucks. 272 00:15:59,707 --> 00:16:00,707 [ Sighs ] Look. 273 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:04,169 Hey, aren't you that girl from "Space Raiders"? 274 00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:04,920 Yes. 275 00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:08,757 You can totally afford 10 bucks. The money goes to the band. 276 00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:11,677 [ Sighs ] 277 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:13,929 Let me in the fucking club. 278 00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:27,609 ♪ Don't know how to begin ♪ 279 00:16:27,735 --> 00:16:31,697 ♪ Open road is closing in ♪ 280 00:16:31,823 --> 00:16:35,993 ♪ We're getting far from where we've been ♪ 281 00:16:36,119 --> 00:16:38,745 ♪ And where we're going ♪ 282 00:16:40,373 --> 00:16:45,335 ♪ And where are we going anyway? ♪ 283 00:16:53,553 --> 00:16:57,764 ♪ Don't know how to explain ♪ 284 00:16:57,890 --> 00:17:01,101 ♪ Open road expecting rain ♪ 285 00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:05,981 ♪ We're getting far from where we came ♪ 286 00:17:06,107 --> 00:17:10,527 ♪ And where we're going ♪ 287 00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:14,114 ♪ And where are we going anyway? ♪ 288 00:17:14,782 --> 00:17:16,867 ♪ Going nowhere ♪ 289 00:17:17,076 --> 00:17:19,161 ♪ Going nowhere ♪ 290 00:17:19,287 --> 00:17:23,081 ♪ Going down ♪ 291 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:25,292 ♪ Going nowhere ♪ 292 00:17:25,501 --> 00:17:27,753 ♪ Going nowhere ♪ 293 00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:31,465 ♪ Going down ♪ 294 00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:51,109 [ Cross Road Blues by Robert Johnson plays ] 295 00:17:53,821 --> 00:17:57,074 ♪ I went to the crossroad ♪ 296 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:01,286 ♪ Fell down on my knees ♪ 297 00:18:10,004 --> 00:18:13,715 ♪ I went to the crossroad ♪ 298 00:18:13,841 --> 00:18:15,217 Oh, hi, Joey. 299 00:18:15,426 --> 00:18:18,720 You! What the hell are you doing here? 300 00:18:18,846 --> 00:18:21,932 Wait. What the hell am I doing here? 301 00:18:22,058 --> 00:18:23,183 Where the hell are we, man? 302 00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:26,061 Well, clearly, we are at a crossroads in your life. 303 00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:27,104 What? 304 00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:28,688 We don't have a lot of time. 305 00:18:28,815 --> 00:18:30,982 No. You don't have a lot of time. 306 00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:33,568 I, on the other hand, have lots. 307 00:18:33,736 --> 00:18:38,323 That's great. Um, how do I get outta here? 308 00:18:38,449 --> 00:18:40,367 You have a decision to make, a tough one. 309 00:18:40,576 --> 00:18:42,494 But I think if you look all around you, 310 00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,579 the answer is right in front of you. 311 00:18:44,747 --> 00:18:46,998 And who are you, my fairy godmother from hell? 312 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:50,877 No, it's not who I am, it's who you are. 313 00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:57,259 Who are you, man? What the hell's goin' on here? 314 00:18:57,468 --> 00:18:59,052 ♪ Ain't nobody seem to know me ♪ 315 00:18:59,887 --> 00:19:00,887 Who are you?! 316 00:19:01,556 --> 00:19:02,472 I'm Hugo! 317 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,515 Hugo! 318 00:19:03,641 --> 00:19:05,392 Ah, shit, my head! 319 00:19:05,518 --> 00:19:07,185 Ah, yeah, Susan hit you with a bottle. 320 00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:08,061 She what? 321 00:19:08,187 --> 00:19:10,522 Hey, he's alive! 322 00:19:10,648 --> 00:19:13,066 What the hell was that? 323 00:19:13,192 --> 00:19:13,942 What? 324 00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:16,820 Whoa. She clocked you pretty hard. You been out for a while. 325 00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:17,821 I have? 326 00:19:17,947 --> 00:19:19,906 Did you notice anything, uh, different 327 00:19:20,032 --> 00:19:21,992 about tonight's performance? 328 00:19:22,118 --> 00:19:23,243 What do you mean? 329 00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:25,537 Jennifer. Did you see that? 330 00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:27,164 I'm sorry, Tyler. I'm a little distracted 331 00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,124 by my girlfriend throwing a beer bottle at me. 332 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:32,210 Um, I think it's pretty safe to call her your ex-girlfriend now. 333 00:19:32,336 --> 00:19:33,420 I'm talking about Jennifer. 334 00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:35,881 Agh! What the hell? 335 00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:38,717 How ya doin', guys? Nice set. 336 00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:41,386 Thanks. What's with the, uh, flashlight? 337 00:19:41,596 --> 00:19:42,888 Keeps the dark away. 338 00:19:43,014 --> 00:19:46,099 Well, at least you're not a cop. What, are you afraid of the dark? 339 00:19:46,309 --> 00:19:49,561 We should all be afraid of darkness. 340 00:19:49,687 --> 00:19:53,148 I am afraid of spiders. They are... no good. 341 00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:58,570 Ah. Um, I really like your bass player. Is she around? 342 00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:00,322 Haven't seen her. Where's Jennifer? 343 00:20:00,448 --> 00:20:01,907 I don't know. She said she was really hungry. 344 00:20:02,074 --> 00:20:03,825 She went to get something to eat. 345 00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:07,621 Oh, shit. I didn't wanna hear that! 346 00:20:07,788 --> 00:20:09,581 Oh, God. 347 00:20:09,707 --> 00:20:11,208 That was weird. 348 00:20:11,334 --> 00:20:14,169 I'm telling you, man, something really strange happened tonight. 349 00:20:14,295 --> 00:20:16,588 - What? - People were really receptive. 350 00:20:16,714 --> 00:20:18,298 That's not so strange, Tyler. 351 00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:20,467 You know, I've been trying to channel all that shit in my life 352 00:20:20,593 --> 00:20:21,426 into our shows lately. 353 00:20:21,552 --> 00:20:25,597 Not to you, to Jennifer. You were unconscious at the time. 354 00:20:25,723 --> 00:20:27,432 We got an encore! 355 00:20:27,558 --> 00:20:28,558 Huh. We did? 356 00:20:28,684 --> 00:20:32,020 Yeah! Things are finally starting to work for us, man! 357 00:20:32,146 --> 00:20:33,605 I cannot wait for Buffalo! 358 00:20:33,731 --> 00:20:35,607 Oh, Buffalo. 359 00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:36,608 No. 360 00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:38,068 I promised Beef one more show. 361 00:20:38,194 --> 00:20:39,402 Goddammit! 362 00:20:39,528 --> 00:20:40,904 - Hey. - What? 363 00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:43,114 Find Jennifer. Now. 364 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:46,743 What? I - Agh. 365 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,125 [ Down-tempo music plays ] 366 00:20:54,335 --> 00:20:56,753 ♪ Try as I might ♪ 367 00:20:58,047 --> 00:21:02,634 ♪ Shadows are forming ♪ 368 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,636 ♪ Night after night ♪ 369 00:21:04,762 --> 00:21:08,765 ♪ What can I do? ♪ 370 00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:13,770 ♪ Baby, when you come home ♪ 371 00:21:13,938 --> 00:21:20,193 ♪ I'm never gonna let you leave me alone ♪ 372 00:21:20,319 --> 00:21:22,779 ♪ Without my man ♪ 373 00:21:23,823 --> 00:21:32,539 ♪ But Lord knows I'm doin' the best I can ♪ 374 00:21:38,713 --> 00:21:46,636 ♪ I know my man works for a living ♪ 375 00:21:46,762 --> 00:21:51,766 ♪ I know my man, he works for me ♪ 376 00:21:51,934 --> 00:21:54,602 [ Applause ] 377 00:21:54,729 --> 00:22:02,694 ♪ I know I will always forgive him ♪ 378 00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:08,533 ♪ All I can say, all I can see ♪ 379 00:22:10,745 --> 00:22:13,788 ♪ Baby, when you come home ♪ 380 00:22:13,914 --> 00:22:20,378 ♪ I'm never gonna let you leave me alone ♪ 381 00:22:20,504 --> 00:22:23,757 ♪ Without my man ♪ 382 00:22:23,883 --> 00:22:32,307 ♪ But Lord knows I'm doin' the best I can ♪ 383 00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:39,481 ♪ I'm still alone without my man ♪ 384 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:46,363 Hm? 385 00:22:46,489 --> 00:22:48,198 Huh? 386 00:22:52,870 --> 00:22:55,872 [ Heavy rock song plays ] 387 00:22:56,040 --> 00:23:00,001 ♪ Change has come ♪ 388 00:23:01,212 --> 00:23:04,672 ♪ Change with me ♪ 389 00:23:06,342 --> 00:23:12,180 ♪ Whatever's meant to be will be ♪ 390 00:23:15,935 --> 00:23:23,650 ♪ Whatever's meant to be will be ♪ 391 00:23:25,778 --> 00:23:27,654 ♪ Hey, little girl ♪ 392 00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:34,035 ♪ You're all right ♪ 393 00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:44,796 ♪ If one of us goes further ♪ 394 00:23:44,922 --> 00:23:49,801 ♪ We ain't never gonna make it, make it back ♪ 395 00:23:49,927 --> 00:23:53,346 ♪ Yeah, baby ♪ 396 00:23:53,472 --> 00:23:56,391 ♪ If one of us goes further ♪ 397 00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:01,396 ♪ We ain't never gonna make it, make it back ♪ 398 00:24:01,522 --> 00:24:04,232 ♪ Yeah, sugar ♪ 399 00:24:04,942 --> 00:24:06,818 Hey, we got 10 comments on the website. 400 00:24:06,944 --> 00:24:09,696 - Really? What do they say? - They're from the Toronto show. 401 00:24:09,822 --> 00:24:12,949 Bob779, he says the bass player is totally hot. 402 00:24:13,159 --> 00:24:15,702 Hey, man. Well, that's positive. 403 00:24:15,828 --> 00:24:17,328 Hey, they're all about Jennifer. 404 00:24:17,455 --> 00:24:18,663 Oh? All of them? 405 00:24:18,789 --> 00:24:20,290 Hey, no, wait. There's one about you here. 406 00:24:20,416 --> 00:24:23,334 "The lead singer of The Winners should step down 407 00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:24,836 and let the real star..." 408 00:24:24,962 --> 00:24:26,254 Yeah, I get it. That's good. 409 00:24:26,464 --> 00:24:28,548 - I think I'm gonna be sick. - Oh, that's perfect. 410 00:24:28,757 --> 00:24:30,842 We're not gonna get across the border with a junkie. 411 00:24:30,968 --> 00:24:32,886 Everyone be cool. We're here. 412 00:24:33,012 --> 00:24:35,847 - We're going to the jail. - Shut up. 413 00:24:45,107 --> 00:24:46,774 Good afternoon, sir. How are you? 414 00:24:46,984 --> 00:24:48,735 Pull it over to the side, please, sir. 415 00:24:49,278 --> 00:24:50,653 Certainly. Is there some sort of...? 416 00:24:50,779 --> 00:24:52,864 Are you deaf? Pull it over, now! 417 00:24:58,370 --> 00:24:59,746 [ Door opens ] 418 00:25:14,261 --> 00:25:16,804 Leave them for me. 419 00:25:29,777 --> 00:25:32,654 [ Humming ] 420 00:25:45,334 --> 00:25:47,794 Passports. 421 00:25:55,094 --> 00:25:58,388 Okay. 422 00:25:58,514 --> 00:26:00,682 [ Computer keys clacking ] 423 00:26:00,808 --> 00:26:05,395 Well, girlies, any drugs in the vehicle? 424 00:26:05,604 --> 00:26:07,647 No. None. 425 00:26:09,233 --> 00:26:13,444 What about you, M iss? What's your citizenship? 426 00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:14,946 We're Canadian. She's an American. 427 00:26:15,155 --> 00:26:17,198 Am I speaking to you? Huh? 428 00:26:17,324 --> 00:26:18,199 No, sir. 429 00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:19,951 M iss? 430 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,120 [ Ominous voice ] American. 431 00:26:24,331 --> 00:26:26,624 Are you under the influence of any narcotics, M iss? 432 00:26:29,461 --> 00:26:31,462 [ In normal voice ] Huh? 433 00:26:31,672 --> 00:26:32,964 You wanna lose the glasses? 434 00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:37,260 I, uh... I'm a bit... I'm sensitive to the light. 435 00:26:37,386 --> 00:26:41,347 I had a bit too much to drink at the gig last night. 436 00:26:41,473 --> 00:26:45,226 Gig? Are you in a band? 437 00:26:45,352 --> 00:26:46,102 Yeah. 438 00:26:46,270 --> 00:26:48,104 Sweet! I used to play in a band. 439 00:26:48,689 --> 00:26:50,732 Really? What kind of stuff did you...? 440 00:26:50,858 --> 00:26:53,985 [ Retching ] 441 00:26:55,654 --> 00:26:57,530 Takes me back. 442 00:26:57,656 --> 00:26:59,490 Rock on, dudes. Have a good one. 443 00:27:00,909 --> 00:27:02,535 Thank you. 444 00:27:23,098 --> 00:27:25,308 Morning, sir. Citizenship? 445 00:27:25,517 --> 00:27:26,643 American. 446 00:27:26,852 --> 00:27:29,187 What was the purpose of your trip to Canada? 447 00:27:29,396 --> 00:27:33,441 Uh... hunting. 448 00:27:34,735 --> 00:27:35,902 Any weapons in the vehicle, sir? 449 00:27:36,111 --> 00:27:40,448 Oh, yeah, yeah. Lots of weapons. 450 00:27:40,783 --> 00:27:42,992 Welcome home. 451 00:27:43,619 --> 00:27:45,703 J EN N I FER: I just need something to calm my stomach. 452 00:27:45,829 --> 00:27:48,331 JOEY: Yeah, we're gonna miss sound check. 453 00:27:48,457 --> 00:27:50,750 H UGO: I have to make pee. 454 00:28:22,866 --> 00:28:24,951 Hey, I have to make pee. 455 00:28:28,747 --> 00:28:30,206 Here you go. 456 00:28:48,475 --> 00:28:49,851 How you doin'? 457 00:28:50,519 --> 00:28:52,770 I'm thirsty. 458 00:28:53,272 --> 00:28:58,025 Maybe I can buy you a drink. I get off at 4 a. m. 459 00:28:58,694 --> 00:28:59,944 [ Slurping ] 460 00:29:00,070 --> 00:29:01,404 I'm thirsty now. 461 00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:08,703 Well, I got a drink right here. 462 00:29:08,829 --> 00:29:10,580 You want a suck? 463 00:29:11,832 --> 00:29:13,249 Yeah. 464 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,086 Yeah, I do. 465 00:29:18,505 --> 00:29:19,881 [ Screaming ] 466 00:29:33,896 --> 00:29:36,606 It's not just me, man. Everyone hates Buffalo. 467 00:29:36,732 --> 00:29:38,191 What's so bad about playing in Buffalo? 468 00:29:38,317 --> 00:29:40,067 - The Secretaries. - Who? 469 00:29:40,194 --> 00:29:41,819 The Secretaries of Steak. 470 00:29:41,945 --> 00:29:44,113 If you wanna play Buffalo, you open for The Secretaries. 471 00:29:44,239 --> 00:29:44,989 And they're bad? 472 00:29:45,115 --> 00:29:47,450 Yes, but that's not why we hate them. 473 00:29:47,576 --> 00:29:49,243 Their fans are rabid. 474 00:29:49,369 --> 00:29:52,747 They pelt the opening act with an assortment raw meats. 475 00:29:52,873 --> 00:29:56,751 Meat? Like... like, real, really real meat? 476 00:29:56,877 --> 00:30:00,296 Yeah, like real raw, bloody meat. 477 00:30:01,215 --> 00:30:02,381 [ Zips up fly ] 478 00:30:08,889 --> 00:30:12,558 [ Screaming ] 479 00:30:14,853 --> 00:30:15,978 It's not what it looks like. 480 00:30:16,188 --> 00:30:16,938 [ Screaming ] 481 00:30:17,064 --> 00:30:18,481 Don't be scared. 482 00:30:18,607 --> 00:30:20,650 You drank the guy! 483 00:30:20,859 --> 00:30:23,820 I know. Hugo, I'm sick. 484 00:30:23,946 --> 00:30:26,447 I have a sickness. I can't help myself. 485 00:30:27,241 --> 00:30:28,449 You have to help me, Hugo. 486 00:30:28,659 --> 00:30:29,992 Help you what?! 487 00:30:30,202 --> 00:30:32,286 I need you to dismember this body and hide it. 488 00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:35,289 [ Thud ] 489 00:30:38,252 --> 00:30:39,961 Okay, this is stupid. Where are they? 490 00:30:40,087 --> 00:30:41,295 Maybe there's a line. 491 00:30:41,421 --> 00:30:42,964 There's no other cars! 492 00:30:48,804 --> 00:30:53,683 Hey, I had a dream you were like a monster! 493 00:30:53,892 --> 00:30:55,476 A monster? 494 00:30:55,602 --> 00:30:59,397 Hugo, that's silly. I'm not a monster. 495 00:31:00,941 --> 00:31:02,441 [ Ominous voice ] I'm your master. 496 00:31:02,568 --> 00:31:04,318 And you have a lot of cleaning up to do. 497 00:31:04,486 --> 00:31:06,195 Quoi? 498 00:31:07,823 --> 00:31:08,656 [ Screams ] 499 00:31:08,782 --> 00:31:10,658 Shh! Stop screaming! 500 00:31:11,785 --> 00:31:13,286 You're going to eat Hugo? 501 00:31:13,453 --> 00:31:15,663 [ In normal voice ] No. No, I'm not. 502 00:31:15,789 --> 00:31:16,956 I'm not gonna eat Hugo. 503 00:31:17,082 --> 00:31:20,626 I'm gonna help Hugo, and Hugo is gonna help me. 504 00:31:20,752 --> 00:31:23,254 Listen, it'll be fun, okay? 505 00:31:23,380 --> 00:31:25,923 And then, if you do a good job, 506 00:31:26,049 --> 00:31:28,426 I'll make you an immortal at the end of the tour. 507 00:31:29,428 --> 00:31:32,680 You mean, like... Hugo will live forever? 508 00:31:32,806 --> 00:31:34,724 Or Hugo will die in five seconds. 509 00:31:37,811 --> 00:31:39,186 I'm going to need my hacksaw. 510 00:31:39,813 --> 00:31:41,022 I brought it. 511 00:31:41,481 --> 00:31:42,815 Oh. 512 00:31:44,109 --> 00:31:47,695 Okay, that's it. I'm going in there. 513 00:31:47,821 --> 00:31:49,906 J EN N I FER: Hey, guys. 514 00:31:51,241 --> 00:31:56,704 All right. Here's your sandwich, 515 00:31:56,830 --> 00:31:58,706 your juice, 516 00:31:58,832 --> 00:32:02,460 your chips, and Pepsi. 517 00:32:02,586 --> 00:32:04,712 Wow! You're feeling better. 518 00:32:04,838 --> 00:32:08,049 Yeah, I had some antacid. It calmed my stomach down. 519 00:32:08,175 --> 00:32:10,426 That's a relief. Where's Hugo? 520 00:32:10,552 --> 00:32:12,845 He'll be out in a second. He, uh, got a nosebleed. 521 00:32:12,971 --> 00:32:14,889 Hugo doesn't do drugs. 522 00:32:15,015 --> 00:32:17,642 Dry climate in Buffalo. 523 00:32:22,439 --> 00:32:23,314 We need to go. 524 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,149 That's quite a nosebleed. You okay there, bud? 525 00:32:25,275 --> 00:32:26,275 Everything's normal. 526 00:32:27,152 --> 00:32:28,945 Good enough for me. Let's go. 527 00:32:29,154 --> 00:32:31,030 [ Engine turns over ] 528 00:32:36,411 --> 00:32:37,745 ROCKIN' ROGER: This is Rockin' Roger, 529 00:32:37,871 --> 00:32:39,455 and you're listening to KCUS. 530 00:32:39,623 --> 00:32:42,291 Touch yourself, touch your friends, but... 531 00:32:42,417 --> 00:32:44,919 [ Inhaling sharply ] ...don't touch that dial. 532 00:32:45,128 --> 00:32:47,630 [ Drums pounding, audience cheering ] 533 00:32:55,263 --> 00:32:59,892 All rise for The Secretaries of Steak! 534 00:33:00,102 --> 00:33:01,310 Yeah! 535 00:33:01,478 --> 00:33:04,397 [ Heavy metal playing ] 536 00:33:11,738 --> 00:33:13,322 ♪ I said war ♪ 537 00:33:13,448 --> 00:33:16,909 ♪ Not the war in my head ♪ 538 00:33:17,744 --> 00:33:22,748 ♪ Who will be held accountable for the dead? ♪ 539 00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:27,420 ♪ And why must I be paid to kill ♪ 540 00:33:28,338 --> 00:33:33,342 ♪ And sin, as I slash his throat against my will? ♪ 541 00:33:33,927 --> 00:33:36,637 ♪ As he froze his life ♪ 542 00:33:36,805 --> 00:33:38,222 ♪ God chose it ♪ 543 00:33:38,432 --> 00:33:43,060 ♪ I'm inside of this lonely grave ♪ 544 00:33:43,186 --> 00:33:45,438 ♪ And no one was saved ♪ 545 00:33:45,564 --> 00:33:48,024 ♪ And still I bleed ♪ 546 00:33:48,233 --> 00:33:50,651 ♪ And still I bleed ♪ 547 00:33:50,861 --> 00:33:57,324 ♪ And still I bleed ♪ 548 00:34:02,622 --> 00:34:05,416 Why do they throw meat? 549 00:34:12,424 --> 00:34:16,302 They're all about Jennifer again. They say she's mesmerizing. 550 00:34:16,428 --> 00:34:18,095 What, we got 40 hits on the website, 551 00:34:18,221 --> 00:34:20,014 and they're all about Jennifer? 552 00:34:20,140 --> 00:34:23,184 That's 'cause she's totally hot, and you totally suck. 553 00:34:24,603 --> 00:34:26,729 Why do they throw meat? 554 00:34:26,855 --> 00:34:30,441 Hugo! Roll another. I'm approaching enlightenment. 555 00:34:31,193 --> 00:34:33,444 We are without papers. 556 00:34:33,570 --> 00:34:35,738 Jennifer has the papers. 557 00:34:40,118 --> 00:34:41,327 I'll go get 'em. 558 00:34:41,536 --> 00:34:43,162 [ Gasps ] 559 00:34:44,873 --> 00:34:45,915 No. I'll go. 560 00:34:46,041 --> 00:34:48,751 No, dude, I am the biggest fucking rock star in Buffalo. 561 00:34:48,877 --> 00:34:49,752 Chicks dig me. I'll go. 562 00:34:49,961 --> 00:34:52,379 Yeah. No, but I know where they are, so... 563 00:34:54,466 --> 00:34:56,175 Like, I should just probably go myself. 564 00:34:56,301 --> 00:34:57,718 Why, what's the problem, Frenchie? 565 00:34:58,512 --> 00:34:59,553 What did you call me? 566 00:34:59,721 --> 00:35:03,808 Frenchie. Little Frenchie don't speak-a-d'English, Frenchie? 567 00:35:05,644 --> 00:35:07,103 Have a nice time. 568 00:35:07,312 --> 00:35:08,521 I will, you bitch. 569 00:35:11,566 --> 00:35:12,691 Douche. 570 00:35:22,828 --> 00:35:24,245 Hello, angel. 571 00:35:24,454 --> 00:35:26,872 You wanna come inside? 572 00:35:30,544 --> 00:35:32,503 As long as you're on the pill. 573 00:35:37,676 --> 00:35:38,801 Well, hello. 574 00:35:40,679 --> 00:35:42,388 [ Sniffing ] 575 00:35:42,514 --> 00:35:45,391 Oh, my God. You smell so good. 576 00:35:45,517 --> 00:35:47,601 It's about fuckin' time someone noticed. 577 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,980 You know what? I taste really good, too. 578 00:35:51,189 --> 00:35:53,566 - Really? - Yeah. 579 00:35:54,693 --> 00:35:56,277 You wanna meet baby Beef? 580 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,243 [ Distant scream ] 581 00:36:04,452 --> 00:36:05,578 What the hell was that? 582 00:36:05,704 --> 00:36:08,414 Uh, television! It was television. 583 00:36:08,623 --> 00:36:11,584 Hey, assholes! Turn down your damn television! 584 00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:14,420 Hey, Hugo! You wanna take it easy? 585 00:36:14,629 --> 00:36:16,714 What were you talking about? Stopping...? 586 00:36:17,507 --> 00:36:19,425 - What? - Stopping her? 587 00:36:19,634 --> 00:36:21,844 Oh, yeah, okay. We're stopping at Victor's. 588 00:36:22,345 --> 00:36:23,387 Nice! 589 00:36:23,597 --> 00:36:24,972 We need to record some new material. 590 00:36:25,182 --> 00:36:27,600 This showcase gig is gonna have a lot of industry insiders 591 00:36:27,726 --> 00:36:30,186 and A&R guys, and... 592 00:36:30,395 --> 00:36:31,770 Jennifer's got a new song. 593 00:36:32,397 --> 00:36:33,814 Y- yeah, I'm working on something. 594 00:36:34,399 --> 00:36:37,735 Wow. You won't even listen to it. Who are you, Prince? 595 00:36:37,944 --> 00:36:40,279 No. I'm just saying that I write the songs. 596 00:36:40,405 --> 00:36:42,990 - And how's that been working for us? - What the hell does that mean? 597 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,450 I'm gonna go check on those papers. 598 00:36:44,576 --> 00:36:47,912 It means maybe it's time to give someone else a shot. 599 00:36:48,038 --> 00:36:50,497 Hey, why are you so obsessed with Jennifer all of a sudden? 600 00:36:50,624 --> 00:36:51,916 Can't you see what's going on here? 601 00:36:52,042 --> 00:36:53,626 Yeah, I do think I see what's going on here. 602 00:36:53,752 --> 00:36:55,502 I think you're in love with her. 603 00:36:55,629 --> 00:36:56,670 Me? That's stupid! 604 00:36:56,796 --> 00:36:58,631 But it's true. 605 00:36:58,757 --> 00:36:59,632 Shut up! 606 00:36:59,758 --> 00:37:01,008 But it's so obvious. 607 00:37:01,134 --> 00:37:03,302 Oh, what's obvious? That I love Jennifer? 608 00:37:03,428 --> 00:37:05,095 What are you, completely out of your fucking mind? 609 00:37:05,222 --> 00:37:07,306 Maybe - maybe I'm crazy, or maybe I'm just high. 610 00:37:07,432 --> 00:37:10,643 But as of right now, nothing seems certain 611 00:37:10,769 --> 00:37:13,020 except for the fact that you love Jennifer. 612 00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:16,273 Joey still loves Jennifer, and Hugo loves Jennifer. 613 00:37:17,567 --> 00:37:20,694 Oh, my God, I'm in love with Jennifer. 614 00:37:20,820 --> 00:37:22,655 I don't know whether it's 'cause she's hot, 615 00:37:22,781 --> 00:37:25,282 or maybe it's 'cause she's the only girl around. 616 00:37:25,408 --> 00:37:28,953 But either way, I'm totally smitten. 617 00:37:29,496 --> 00:37:30,663 Let's order some more food. 618 00:37:30,789 --> 00:37:32,623 Yeah. 619 00:37:34,793 --> 00:37:36,210 Jesus! 620 00:37:37,337 --> 00:37:38,754 Beef had to go home. 621 00:37:38,922 --> 00:37:40,506 Hugo! Hugo! 622 00:37:42,384 --> 00:37:43,425 Where'd all that blood come from? 623 00:37:44,010 --> 00:37:45,427 From the show. 624 00:37:45,553 --> 00:37:47,721 Hugo, you just left here clean, 625 00:37:47,847 --> 00:37:49,682 and you come back covered in mystery blood. 626 00:37:49,808 --> 00:37:51,684 You wanna tell me what the fuck is going on? 627 00:37:51,851 --> 00:37:53,769 You're stoned? 628 00:37:53,895 --> 00:37:55,729 Bye-bye. 629 00:37:57,816 --> 00:38:01,819 What are we smoking? PCP? 630 00:38:17,294 --> 00:38:18,627 [ Fly buzzing ] 631 00:38:18,753 --> 00:38:21,839 Hey! Hey! 632 00:38:24,634 --> 00:38:26,885 [ Chuckling crazily ] 633 00:38:27,012 --> 00:38:29,805 Hey. Hello, my friend. 634 00:38:29,931 --> 00:38:31,265 You are my friend. 635 00:38:31,391 --> 00:38:33,851 You! You are my friend. 636 00:38:33,977 --> 00:38:37,980 [ Crazed laugh ] 637 00:38:38,106 --> 00:38:41,650 [ Crying ] 638 00:38:41,818 --> 00:38:43,402 [ Slurping ] 639 00:38:43,528 --> 00:38:44,945 Stop crying! I'm trying to eat! 640 00:38:45,155 --> 00:38:46,822 All right, what the hell is going...? 641 00:38:46,948 --> 00:38:49,033 [ Screaming ] 642 00:38:51,161 --> 00:38:52,244 It's not what it looks like. 643 00:38:52,454 --> 00:38:54,747 You ate Beef! 644 00:38:56,374 --> 00:38:58,042 [ Ominous voice ] Everyone be cool. 645 00:38:58,168 --> 00:39:00,294 Okay, we've definitely smoked PCP. 646 00:39:00,503 --> 00:39:01,754 [ In normal voice ] I can explain. 647 00:39:02,213 --> 00:39:03,547 You can explain? 648 00:39:03,673 --> 00:39:05,549 You can explain why you're chewing on a severed arm? 649 00:39:05,675 --> 00:39:07,009 Oh, don't be such a drama queen. 650 00:39:07,218 --> 00:39:09,845 Drama queen? You killed someone! 651 00:39:10,055 --> 00:39:13,432 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, now. Everybody just chill a second. 652 00:39:13,641 --> 00:39:16,101 Nobody killed anybody. It's PCP! 653 00:39:16,227 --> 00:39:18,854 We're just bad trippin' is all. Right, Jenny? 654 00:39:19,689 --> 00:39:22,775 No, this is real. 655 00:39:22,901 --> 00:39:25,235 And you had Hugo cover your tracks, as usual. 656 00:39:25,362 --> 00:39:26,695 And you're an insensitive asshole 657 00:39:26,821 --> 00:39:29,448 who only cares about himself, as usual! 658 00:39:29,574 --> 00:39:31,575 Do you think I want to be in this situation? 659 00:39:31,701 --> 00:39:33,577 You think I know who the hell you are anymore? 660 00:39:33,703 --> 00:39:34,578 Nobody likes a judge. 661 00:39:34,704 --> 00:39:36,580 Yeah, no one likes a vampire, either. 662 00:39:36,706 --> 00:39:39,041 - Screw you, Joey! - Screw me? Screw me? 663 00:39:39,167 --> 00:39:40,584 You're out of the band, Jennifer! 664 00:39:40,710 --> 00:39:43,253 She's kind of the best thing about this band right now. 665 00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:43,921 Tyler! 666 00:39:44,047 --> 00:39:46,298 I'm just saying, maybe you should sleep on it. 667 00:39:46,424 --> 00:39:50,719 Oh, my God. You really ate Beef. This is really happening. 668 00:39:52,514 --> 00:39:54,723 It's really happening. 669 00:40:04,442 --> 00:40:07,444 Okay. Well, we have to call the cops. 670 00:40:07,570 --> 00:40:10,656 Who are you? No one's calling the cops. 671 00:40:10,782 --> 00:40:13,492 We're still a band, not a bunch of narcs! 672 00:40:13,618 --> 00:40:15,160 There's a dead body in the bathtub. 673 00:40:15,286 --> 00:40:18,163 And what are you gonna tell them? "Oh, our bass player's a vampire. 674 00:40:18,289 --> 00:40:20,457 She just ate the most popular band in Buffalo." 675 00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:21,542 They'll lock you up! 676 00:40:21,668 --> 00:40:24,628 What happens on the road stays on the road. 677 00:40:24,754 --> 00:40:27,005 Just shut up, okay? Let me think. 678 00:40:27,215 --> 00:40:28,841 Do you have vampire powers? 679 00:40:29,884 --> 00:40:30,926 Yes. 680 00:40:31,136 --> 00:40:33,137 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 681 00:40:33,763 --> 00:40:36,598 I'm super fast, super strong, 682 00:40:36,724 --> 00:40:38,642 and I can talk to other vampires with my mind. 683 00:40:38,768 --> 00:40:40,102 Plus, I can turn into fog. 684 00:40:40,311 --> 00:40:41,770 Get out! 685 00:40:43,106 --> 00:40:44,231 She ate The Itchies. 686 00:40:44,441 --> 00:40:46,316 You ate The Itchies?! 687 00:40:46,443 --> 00:40:47,901 Holy shit, Jennifer! 688 00:40:48,069 --> 00:40:49,111 I can explain. 689 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:50,779 How? 690 00:40:50,905 --> 00:40:54,658 I have a problem, but I'm still the same person inside. 691 00:40:54,784 --> 00:40:56,368 I'm still the same girl. 692 00:40:56,578 --> 00:41:00,038 I need help. I need you guys. 693 00:41:02,375 --> 00:41:04,793 [ Fly buzzing ] 694 00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:45,709 All right, I know it's been a long night. 695 00:41:45,835 --> 00:41:47,503 But if we're still playing this showcase gig, 696 00:41:47,629 --> 00:41:49,171 we're gonna need to set some ground rules. 697 00:41:49,714 --> 00:41:50,339 Okay. 698 00:41:50,465 --> 00:41:52,174 What kind of ground rules? 699 00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:53,592 Rule number one. 700 00:41:53,718 --> 00:41:55,010 Under no circumstances 701 00:41:55,136 --> 00:41:57,971 may you make any other member of this band into a vampire. 702 00:41:58,097 --> 00:41:59,723 She promised me immortality. 703 00:41:59,849 --> 00:42:01,725 Yeah, life's about disappointment. 704 00:42:01,851 --> 00:42:05,020 - Rule number one's bullshit! - Hey, Hugo. 705 00:42:05,230 --> 00:42:06,730 Rule number two. 706 00:42:06,856 --> 00:42:08,398 No more killing, all right? 707 00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:09,733 If you need blood, we'll... 708 00:42:09,859 --> 00:42:12,611 we'll pull over, and you can suck on a cow. 709 00:42:12,737 --> 00:42:13,570 Will that work? 710 00:42:13,696 --> 00:42:16,156 It's a deal-breaker, okay? No more mur- 711 00:42:16,282 --> 00:42:17,783 [ Lowers voice ] No more murders. 712 00:42:17,909 --> 00:42:20,953 All right, fine. I'll try cow blood. It might work. 713 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,914 "M ight work." Didn't think to try it first, just... 714 00:42:24,082 --> 00:42:25,374 You're judging again. 715 00:42:26,334 --> 00:42:27,751 Rule number three. 716 00:42:27,877 --> 00:42:31,004 Total honesty from this point on. No more secrets. 717 00:42:31,714 --> 00:42:33,090 You mean like Jeff quitting? 718 00:42:33,883 --> 00:42:35,008 Jeff quit? 719 00:42:36,844 --> 00:42:40,055 Yeah, Jeff quit, okay? I lied. But it was for the good of the band. 720 00:42:40,223 --> 00:42:41,390 Jeff quit? 721 00:42:41,516 --> 00:42:43,767 Well, what about our big industry insider show 722 00:42:43,893 --> 00:42:45,310 with all the movers and shakers? 723 00:42:45,436 --> 00:42:47,896 Why are we even bothering to go? 724 00:42:48,898 --> 00:42:51,775 I don't know anymore. 725 00:42:51,901 --> 00:42:55,070 Lighten up, man. We'll go. 726 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,781 It's not like anyone has anything else to do. 727 00:42:57,907 --> 00:43:00,784 Besides, people are starting to show up at these gigs. 728 00:43:00,910 --> 00:43:03,954 I mean, this vampire thing might even help us. 729 00:43:05,665 --> 00:43:07,040 Can you wash your hands? 730 00:43:08,126 --> 00:43:08,959 I did. 731 00:43:09,127 --> 00:43:10,335 Again? 732 00:43:13,256 --> 00:43:14,298 [ Sighs ] 733 00:43:14,507 --> 00:43:16,174 This is the Rockin' Roger Morning Show, 734 00:43:16,301 --> 00:43:17,426 Late Night edition. 735 00:43:17,635 --> 00:43:20,012 And right now I'd like to thank our sponsors: 736 00:43:20,138 --> 00:43:23,140 sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll. 737 00:43:23,266 --> 00:43:26,101 Ooohh... me likey. 738 00:43:26,311 --> 00:43:29,104 ♪ She almost left town yesterday ♪ 739 00:43:32,442 --> 00:43:35,193 ♪ She had everything she would say ♪ 740 00:43:38,615 --> 00:43:41,700 ♪ About all the things I've done wrong ♪ 741 00:43:44,662 --> 00:43:48,707 ♪ How they just made her strong ♪ 742 00:43:50,585 --> 00:43:53,670 ♪ I almost killed you last night ♪ 743 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,673 ♪ She said ♪ 744 00:43:56,883 --> 00:44:00,552 ♪ I almost killed you last night ♪ 745 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:01,887 ♪ Dead ♪ 746 00:44:02,722 --> 00:44:06,224 ♪ I almost ended your life ♪ 747 00:44:06,434 --> 00:44:09,728 ♪ It was so close, it hurts ♪ 748 00:44:12,690 --> 00:44:16,234 ♪ So close, it hurts ♪ 749 00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:24,743 ♪ She always stood up for herself ♪ 750 00:44:26,746 --> 00:44:31,124 ♪ She never did anything else ♪ 751 00:44:33,252 --> 00:44:37,130 ♪ Everybody told her to leave ♪ 752 00:44:38,883 --> 00:44:42,761 ♪ But somehow no one believed ♪ 753 00:44:42,887 --> 00:44:44,638 ♪ Then she said ♪ 754 00:44:44,764 --> 00:44:47,933 ♪ I almost killed you last night ♪ 755 00:44:48,059 --> 00:44:50,477 ♪ She said ♪ 756 00:44:52,230 --> 00:44:55,691 So, um, what took you guys so long tonight? 757 00:44:57,235 --> 00:45:00,320 We loaded the gear, and then Hugo wanted to stop for tacos. 758 00:45:01,572 --> 00:45:02,364 Tacos? 759 00:45:02,573 --> 00:45:04,074 Tacos. 760 00:45:04,283 --> 00:45:05,367 Tacos. 761 00:45:05,576 --> 00:45:07,119 Yep. 762 00:45:08,037 --> 00:45:10,372 So, uh... you didn't eat anyone, then? 763 00:45:10,498 --> 00:45:11,456 No. 764 00:45:11,666 --> 00:45:12,708 You sure? 765 00:45:12,834 --> 00:45:14,251 I did not eat anyone. 766 00:45:14,377 --> 00:45:16,878 All right. Good. 767 00:45:18,798 --> 00:45:20,173 Does Victor know we're coming? 768 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,051 If he knew, he'd say come back when we have money. 769 00:45:23,219 --> 00:45:25,220 What makes you think he's not gonna say that anyway? 770 00:45:25,388 --> 00:45:29,057 I'm trying to avoid thinking at this point. 771 00:45:29,183 --> 00:45:33,603 Joey... I'm sorry. 772 00:45:34,814 --> 00:45:37,190 I'm sorry, too, okay? 773 00:45:37,817 --> 00:45:40,318 Tyler says you got a new song. 774 00:45:40,445 --> 00:45:42,446 Yeah. 775 00:45:43,823 --> 00:45:46,825 - You sure you didn't eat anyone? - Aw, for Christ's sake! 776 00:45:46,951 --> 00:45:49,411 I'm just asking. 777 00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:53,874 Maybe when we get to Victor's, we'll try your song. 778 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,211 M ine's, uh... mine sucks. 779 00:45:58,337 --> 00:46:00,589 Okay, cool. 780 00:46:01,632 --> 00:46:04,259 But I'm still the leader of the band. 781 00:46:04,385 --> 00:46:05,719 Aye-aye, Captain. 782 00:46:05,845 --> 00:46:08,472 ♪ So close, it hurts ♪ 783 00:46:08,598 --> 00:46:13,059 ♪ In fact, you remembered all along ♪ 784 00:46:28,868 --> 00:46:31,077 [ Crows cawing ] 785 00:46:36,709 --> 00:46:38,210 It doesn't look like anyone's home. 786 00:46:38,336 --> 00:46:40,921 He's always home. 787 00:46:46,844 --> 00:46:48,595 Joey Winner. 788 00:46:48,805 --> 00:46:49,888 Hi, Victor. 789 00:46:50,097 --> 00:46:51,681 You bring money? 790 00:46:51,808 --> 00:46:53,225 Uh... yeah. 791 00:46:53,392 --> 00:46:56,645 Um, we just... one song, 792 00:46:56,771 --> 00:46:58,939 and, uh, I thought we'd split the publishing 50/50. 793 00:46:59,148 --> 00:47:01,566 Oh, yeah. 50% of nothing. 794 00:47:01,692 --> 00:47:04,402 [ Laughing ] 795 00:47:04,612 --> 00:47:05,904 Who the fuck are you? 796 00:47:06,113 --> 00:47:11,284 Ooh! That's, uh, that's Sam. He's our new drummer. 797 00:47:11,869 --> 00:47:12,702 You a cop? 798 00:47:12,829 --> 00:47:14,788 No. I-I-I like your records. 799 00:47:14,914 --> 00:47:16,498 Oh, yeah? Blow me. 800 00:47:18,459 --> 00:47:20,585 [ Laughing ] 801 00:47:20,711 --> 00:47:21,711 Get outta here. 802 00:47:21,838 --> 00:47:24,923 Relax, man! It's a joke! It's a joke! 803 00:47:29,136 --> 00:47:30,303 What did you do? 804 00:47:31,222 --> 00:47:32,472 Nothing. 805 00:47:34,976 --> 00:47:36,768 This is a recording studio? 806 00:47:36,894 --> 00:47:39,855 And what is with that computer? What is that, a commodore 64? 807 00:47:39,981 --> 00:47:42,732 My cell phone has more memory than that piece of shit. 808 00:47:42,859 --> 00:47:44,192 What? 809 00:47:44,318 --> 00:47:46,695 Whoa! You okay, man? 810 00:47:46,821 --> 00:47:51,199 Yes, I am okay. Hugo is always okay. 811 00:47:51,325 --> 00:47:55,579 Fix that shit, pack that gear, hide all those- 812 00:47:55,705 --> 00:47:57,664 Hugo. 813 00:47:57,790 --> 00:48:00,208 Don't worry. I better go. 814 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,382 All right, let's power this baby up. 815 00:48:07,508 --> 00:48:10,302 [ Equipment clunking and whirring ] 816 00:48:10,428 --> 00:48:14,514 Wow. It's alive. 817 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,057 What's the song called? 818 00:48:16,267 --> 00:48:17,392 "I was a fool." 819 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,227 You were, baby. 820 00:48:21,022 --> 00:48:23,023 We're rollin'! 821 00:48:33,242 --> 00:48:35,619 ♪ I was a fool ♪ 822 00:48:35,745 --> 00:48:44,377 ♪ And I believed there was nothing left for me ♪ 823 00:48:45,004 --> 00:48:50,425 ♪ Like every fool I couldn't see ♪ 824 00:48:50,551 --> 00:48:56,640 ♪ The wondrous beauty for the beast ♪ 825 00:48:56,766 --> 00:49:02,062 ♪ I was a fool ♪ 826 00:49:02,271 --> 00:49:04,147 ♪ I was a fool ♪ 827 00:49:05,232 --> 00:49:13,740 ♪ And I believed there was no one there for me ♪ 828 00:49:13,866 --> 00:49:16,326 ♪ I guess that it's true ♪ 829 00:49:16,494 --> 00:49:19,955 ♪ There cannot be ♪ 830 00:49:20,081 --> 00:49:25,210 ♪ One as blind as one will not see ♪ 831 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:34,678 ♪ I was a fool ♪ 832 00:49:34,804 --> 00:49:39,099 ♪ And I believed ♪ 833 00:49:39,308 --> 00:49:44,604 ♪ The reason stars come out at night ♪ 834 00:49:44,730 --> 00:49:50,026 ♪ The reason birds fly in the sky ♪ 835 00:49:50,820 --> 00:49:55,699 ♪ Is the reason you and the reason I ♪ 836 00:49:55,825 --> 00:50:01,705 ♪ Can dream ♪ 837 00:50:01,831 --> 00:50:03,581 ♪ I dream ♪ 838 00:50:03,708 --> 00:50:06,710 So how long has she been a bloodsucker? 839 00:50:06,836 --> 00:50:08,753 Uh, what? 840 00:50:08,879 --> 00:50:11,631 You know, Quebecois Nosferatu. 841 00:50:11,757 --> 00:50:15,301 A vampire, dill weed. How long? 842 00:50:15,428 --> 00:50:16,720 How did you, um...? 843 00:50:16,846 --> 00:50:19,723 I've been around, son. 844 00:50:19,849 --> 00:50:21,516 About a week. 845 00:50:21,642 --> 00:50:24,310 Are you sleeping with one eye open? 846 00:50:24,437 --> 00:50:25,395 It's not like that. 847 00:50:25,938 --> 00:50:28,356 Dude, let me tell you what I've learned 848 00:50:28,482 --> 00:50:30,400 in my many, many travels. 849 00:50:30,526 --> 00:50:35,363 Always use a condom and never trust a goddamn vampire. 850 00:50:35,906 --> 00:50:38,533 Yeah, it's actually been going really good for me. 851 00:50:38,659 --> 00:50:40,452 The audiences are responding for a change. 852 00:50:40,619 --> 00:50:43,747 They don't give a shit about your band. 853 00:50:43,873 --> 00:50:45,540 They're there for the freak show. 854 00:50:45,708 --> 00:50:48,626 You got a vampire on stage, you idiot. 855 00:50:48,753 --> 00:50:50,253 This'll end bad for you. 856 00:50:50,379 --> 00:50:54,758 ♪ The reason stars come out at night ♪ 857 00:50:54,884 --> 00:51:00,972 ♪ The reason birds fly in the sky ♪ 858 00:51:01,098 --> 00:51:02,474 Come on. 859 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,810 No! Do you have any idea how much shit I'd get in? 860 00:51:05,936 --> 00:51:06,978 Who's gonna know? 861 00:51:07,104 --> 00:51:08,772 Tyler! 862 00:51:08,898 --> 00:51:10,774 I always share with you. 863 00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:13,860 This is a little different. 864 00:51:14,904 --> 00:51:16,571 When do I ask you for anything? 865 00:51:16,697 --> 00:51:18,114 Pffft. 866 00:51:19,617 --> 00:51:21,451 Please? 867 00:51:22,244 --> 00:51:23,953 Look, it's just 'til New York. 868 00:51:24,163 --> 00:51:25,914 What happens in New York? 869 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,499 CMJ. 870 00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:28,792 So? 871 00:51:29,001 --> 00:51:31,086 So I got a showcase gig 872 00:51:31,212 --> 00:51:33,671 with a lot of industry insiders and A&R guys. 873 00:51:33,798 --> 00:51:36,800 Jeff set this whole thing up. 874 00:51:36,926 --> 00:51:40,053 First of all, Jeff is a weasel. 875 00:51:40,179 --> 00:51:44,057 And, dude, bein' famous ain't all it's cracked up to be. 876 00:51:44,183 --> 00:51:46,768 You can't go to a movie, you can't go to a bar, 877 00:51:46,894 --> 00:51:49,729 cops arrest you, ask for your autograph. 878 00:51:49,855 --> 00:51:50,939 It's bullshit. 879 00:51:51,148 --> 00:51:53,441 It's not about being famous. 880 00:51:53,609 --> 00:51:54,692 Then what's it about? 881 00:51:57,404 --> 00:51:59,155 I don't know. 882 00:51:59,824 --> 00:52:03,660 You don't know, but you're ready to go to hell for it. 883 00:52:03,869 --> 00:52:07,080 This tour's my last chance. I'm not giving up. 884 00:52:07,289 --> 00:52:10,416 You don't have to give up. Just kick the vampire out of the band. 885 00:52:10,543 --> 00:52:12,335 Yeah, but she's helping us, not hurting us. 886 00:52:12,545 --> 00:52:14,712 Maybe it ain't worth it. 887 00:52:16,590 --> 00:52:19,592 Well, what do you want me to say? You know, that I'm a hack? 888 00:52:19,718 --> 00:52:21,594 That without my vampire, no one would give a shit? 889 00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:23,388 Fine, I'm a hack, you know? 890 00:52:23,514 --> 00:52:25,223 But this hack has a hot band right now. 891 00:52:25,349 --> 00:52:26,599 Remember what that felt like? 892 00:52:26,725 --> 00:52:29,602 I know it's been a while, but it feels a lot better than dismal failure. 893 00:52:31,147 --> 00:52:32,605 [ Sighs ] 894 00:52:32,731 --> 00:52:34,023 You're not a hack. 895 00:52:35,151 --> 00:52:36,025 Thanks. 896 00:52:36,235 --> 00:52:39,988 You're a poser, wanker, dick. 897 00:52:40,114 --> 00:52:43,324 Now take your vampire and go. 898 00:52:43,534 --> 00:52:46,619 What, you're kicking me out? 899 00:52:46,745 --> 00:52:51,499 You got your song. The studio's closed. 900 00:52:51,625 --> 00:52:52,625 Thanks. 901 00:52:52,751 --> 00:52:54,961 Forever. 902 00:52:56,755 --> 00:52:58,715 All right. 903 00:53:11,604 --> 00:53:12,729 What? 904 00:53:12,855 --> 00:53:14,647 You look different. 905 00:53:14,773 --> 00:53:17,525 Oh, yeah? When are you noticing what I look like? 906 00:53:17,651 --> 00:53:20,737 Maybe I'm just tired. 907 00:53:22,489 --> 00:53:23,865 Maybe you need to recharge. 908 00:53:23,991 --> 00:53:25,658 You want a sandwich? 909 00:53:25,784 --> 00:53:29,787 No, no, no. I'm not hungry. 910 00:53:30,873 --> 00:53:34,792 - When was the last time you ate? - What are you, my mom? 911 00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:40,048 - Feed! - Aaah! 912 00:53:40,174 --> 00:53:41,049 What? 913 00:53:42,092 --> 00:53:44,052 Nothing. 914 00:53:46,764 --> 00:53:47,680 [ Growls ] 915 00:53:47,806 --> 00:53:48,973 Aah! 916 00:53:49,099 --> 00:53:50,892 What? 917 00:53:51,018 --> 00:53:52,810 Nothing. 918 00:53:54,104 --> 00:53:57,482 [ "Here Comes The Night" by David Bowie plays ] 919 00:53:59,235 --> 00:54:02,695 ♪ Oh, here it comes ♪ 920 00:54:02,821 --> 00:54:06,491 ♪ Here comes the night ♪ 921 00:54:07,034 --> 00:54:11,663 ♪ Yeah, here comes the night ♪ 922 00:54:12,831 --> 00:54:15,959 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 923 00:54:20,005 --> 00:54:21,714 You're so beautiful! 924 00:54:21,882 --> 00:54:23,633 Thanks. Excuse me. 925 00:54:24,843 --> 00:54:26,511 Wait. 926 00:54:29,682 --> 00:54:32,725 I have magic pills! Take them. 927 00:54:33,269 --> 00:54:35,478 It's okay. It's really not my thing. 928 00:54:35,604 --> 00:54:38,815 Please! These are my eyes! 929 00:54:38,941 --> 00:54:41,276 ♪ Yeah, here it comes ♪ 930 00:54:41,485 --> 00:54:43,736 [ Sighs ] Okay. 931 00:54:45,698 --> 00:54:47,740 Now get out of here before I bite your face off. 932 00:54:49,034 --> 00:54:50,368 So beautiful! 933 00:54:56,583 --> 00:54:58,793 You're so beautiful! 934 00:54:58,919 --> 00:55:00,253 ♪ There they go ♪ 935 00:55:00,379 --> 00:55:02,755 ♪ Funny how they look so good together ♪ 936 00:55:02,881 --> 00:55:05,967 ♪ Wonder what is wrong with me ♪ 937 00:55:07,845 --> 00:55:09,262 You look pale. 938 00:55:09,388 --> 00:55:12,807 [ Scoffs ] No, I'm just nervous. That's all. 939 00:55:12,933 --> 00:55:14,767 - You're nervous? - M m-hmm. 940 00:55:14,893 --> 00:55:17,395 Uh-huh. And nervous makes you pale? 941 00:55:17,521 --> 00:55:18,062 Yeah. 942 00:55:18,188 --> 00:55:18,730 I see. 943 00:55:19,773 --> 00:55:21,733 Uh, Joey, Jeff is here. 944 00:55:21,900 --> 00:55:22,984 What? Where? 945 00:55:23,193 --> 00:55:26,321 In the club. Susan is here also, I think. 946 00:55:26,447 --> 00:55:27,822 I think they might be here together. 947 00:55:28,407 --> 00:55:29,532 [ Chuckles ] 948 00:55:29,658 --> 00:55:30,575 Bullshit. 949 00:55:31,535 --> 00:55:34,078 Yes, I'm Hugo the liar. 950 00:55:34,204 --> 00:55:35,621 This is what I do with my time, 951 00:55:35,748 --> 00:55:38,041 because I don't have enough shit to do around here 952 00:55:38,167 --> 00:55:40,626 with the gear, and the car that never works, and the bodies... 953 00:55:40,753 --> 00:55:42,545 All right! 954 00:55:43,714 --> 00:55:44,672 [ Sighs ] 955 00:55:44,798 --> 00:55:48,051 I just had some cow. Speaking of which, Susan's here. 956 00:55:48,260 --> 00:55:50,094 Yeah, I heard. 957 00:55:51,430 --> 00:55:53,431 Hugo, do you have a pick? 958 00:55:53,557 --> 00:55:55,016 I gave it to you already. 959 00:55:55,142 --> 00:55:56,768 Hmm. 960 00:56:07,738 --> 00:56:08,988 Hey, guys. 961 00:56:09,114 --> 00:56:11,908 Hey, Joey! How's it goin'? 962 00:56:12,117 --> 00:56:14,619 Super. You guys just in the neighborhood, or...? 963 00:56:14,828 --> 00:56:17,038 Well, we're not sleeping together, if that's what you mean. 964 00:56:17,247 --> 00:56:20,208 No, that's not what I meant, but wow. 965 00:56:20,417 --> 00:56:23,961 - Yeah, we're just buds. - Terrific. 966 00:56:24,088 --> 00:56:25,963 Oh, bullshit. We're all grown-ups here. 967 00:56:26,173 --> 00:56:27,090 Yeah, we are. 968 00:56:28,342 --> 00:56:30,802 I'm glad you feel that way about it, Joey, 'cause guess what? 969 00:56:31,261 --> 00:56:31,677 What? 970 00:56:31,804 --> 00:56:33,930 I got you a one-hour interview on the Rockin' Roger show 971 00:56:34,056 --> 00:56:35,098 tomorrow morning. 972 00:56:35,849 --> 00:56:36,557 Oh, yeah? 973 00:56:36,767 --> 00:56:38,434 You guys are blowing up, man. 974 00:56:38,977 --> 00:56:40,311 And you're sleeping with Susan. 975 00:56:40,521 --> 00:56:43,189 - Not if that bothers you. - Yeah, it really does. 976 00:56:43,399 --> 00:56:45,858 - Okay. - We're done. 977 00:56:45,984 --> 00:56:47,819 What?! 978 00:56:48,487 --> 00:56:49,362 [ Scoffs ] 979 00:56:49,488 --> 00:56:51,447 Well, screw you! 980 00:56:53,826 --> 00:56:57,995 Not anymore, man. See, all your dreams are comin' true. 981 00:57:03,502 --> 00:57:06,003 It's really nice to be back here in... 982 00:57:06,130 --> 00:57:08,089 [ Dracula accent ] ...Pennsylvania! 983 00:57:08,215 --> 00:57:11,050 [ Jennifer giggles ] 984 00:57:11,885 --> 00:57:12,677 You okay? 985 00:57:12,886 --> 00:57:14,720 Yeah, I got a headache. 986 00:57:14,847 --> 00:57:16,973 Jeff got us on Rockin' Roger tomorrow morning. 987 00:57:17,182 --> 00:57:19,058 Amazing! 988 00:57:19,726 --> 00:57:21,769 Hugo, do we have, uh, any aspirin? 989 00:57:21,895 --> 00:57:25,565 We are out. I have been in much pain. 990 00:57:25,774 --> 00:57:27,442 Great. 991 00:57:27,568 --> 00:57:28,526 Hugo... 992 00:57:30,070 --> 00:57:31,404 What do you call this? 993 00:57:31,613 --> 00:57:32,405 Wait! 994 00:57:33,282 --> 00:57:34,115 What? 995 00:57:34,950 --> 00:57:35,950 Nothing! 996 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,952 ROCKIN' ROGER: You are listening to KCUS, 997 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:41,873 and if it's good, it must be Rockin' Roger on the radio. 998 00:57:53,093 --> 00:57:58,181 ♪ It's really nice to hear your voice again ♪ 999 00:57:58,765 --> 00:58:01,893 ♪ It's really nice to hear you breathe ♪ 1000 00:58:04,229 --> 00:58:08,774 ♪ I can't take it for another minute ♪ 1001 00:58:08,901 --> 00:58:14,780 ♪ When you're down on your knees ♪ 1002 00:58:14,907 --> 00:58:17,450 ♪ This is your brain ♪ 1003 00:58:17,784 --> 00:58:20,244 ♪ This is your brain ♪ 1004 00:58:20,454 --> 00:58:25,249 ♪ This is your brain on drugs ♪ 1005 00:58:37,679 --> 00:58:42,934 ♪ It's really nice of you to fuck me over ♪ 1006 00:58:43,143 --> 00:58:48,064 ♪ It's really nice of you to leave ♪ 1007 00:58:48,815 --> 00:58:53,236 ♪ I can't take it with a spoon of sugar ♪ 1008 00:58:53,362 --> 00:58:57,490 ♪ When you're down on your knees ♪ 1009 00:58:57,699 --> 00:58:59,492 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1010 00:58:59,701 --> 00:59:01,536 ♪ This is your brain ♪ 1011 00:59:02,287 --> 00:59:04,956 ♪ This is your brain ♪ 1012 00:59:05,082 --> 00:59:08,417 ♪ This is your brain on drugs ♪ 1013 00:59:15,884 --> 00:59:17,134 You treacherous bitch. 1014 00:59:17,344 --> 00:59:18,970 Whoa. Take it down a couple notches. 1015 00:59:19,096 --> 00:59:21,222 And you. You take Sam down with you? 1016 00:59:21,431 --> 00:59:22,139 Sam's a big boy. 1017 00:59:22,266 --> 00:59:24,600 Yeah, I don't need people to make my decisions for me. 1018 00:59:24,810 --> 00:59:26,477 Yeah, you do! You're a drummer! 1019 00:59:26,645 --> 00:59:27,728 It was a mistake. 1020 00:59:27,854 --> 00:59:30,648 A mistake. You broke rule number one! 1021 00:59:30,857 --> 00:59:33,568 Why not me? Why not Hugo? 1022 00:59:33,777 --> 00:59:35,069 Can you undo it? 1023 00:59:35,988 --> 00:59:36,821 No. 1024 00:59:37,656 --> 00:59:40,449 That's great. That's just perfect. 1025 00:59:40,576 --> 00:59:42,201 How come they're not sick in the sun? 1026 00:59:42,411 --> 00:59:43,703 We didn't feed. 1027 00:59:43,912 --> 00:59:46,122 Feed? Feed?! 1028 00:59:46,331 --> 00:59:47,540 I'm sorry. 1029 00:59:47,666 --> 00:59:50,835 Look, cow blood, Joey. I swear, man, that's all I'm after. 1030 00:59:51,044 --> 00:59:51,794 Shut up! 1031 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:55,131 Say what you want, the audience dug the vampire shit. 1032 00:59:55,340 --> 00:59:56,173 Totally. 1033 00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:57,925 Okay, that's great. Totally. 1034 00:59:58,051 --> 00:59:59,594 [ Banging on door ] 1035 00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:03,055 No! There's something bad on the other side of that door. 1036 01:00:03,181 --> 01:00:05,891 No! All the bad's in here with me. 1037 01:00:06,435 --> 01:00:07,101 Let's go now. 1038 01:00:07,311 --> 01:00:08,728 [ Hissing ] 1039 01:00:11,607 --> 01:00:13,816 [ Coughing ] 1040 01:00:13,942 --> 01:00:16,611 What the hell? 1041 01:00:16,737 --> 01:00:17,612 [ Choking ] 1042 01:00:17,738 --> 01:00:19,113 Where's the rest of the band? 1043 01:00:19,239 --> 01:00:20,281 They just left. 1044 01:00:20,490 --> 01:00:22,074 Listen, you little punk. 1045 01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,577 You tell your friends that I'm on to them. 1046 01:00:24,703 --> 01:00:27,371 You tell 'em that Eddie is coming after them. 1047 01:00:27,581 --> 01:00:29,040 Sure thing, Eddie. Got it. 1048 01:00:29,249 --> 01:00:31,751 Eddie. Eddie! 1049 01:00:34,755 --> 01:00:36,756 [ Door opens, closes ] 1050 01:00:36,882 --> 01:00:38,215 Thanks for nothing, Hugo. 1051 01:00:38,342 --> 01:00:39,675 He was scary! 1052 01:00:39,801 --> 01:00:42,386 You're supposed to watch the door! 1053 01:00:42,512 --> 01:00:45,348 I know! I'm supposed to do everything! 1054 01:00:45,557 --> 01:00:48,017 This is Rockin' Roger on the Rockin' Roger Morning Show, 1055 01:00:48,143 --> 01:00:50,936 and I am sitting here with The Winners. 1056 01:00:51,146 --> 01:00:53,814 Now, what kind of name is that, anyway? 1057 01:00:54,024 --> 01:00:55,650 Uh, it's ironic. 1058 01:00:55,776 --> 01:00:57,652 Whoa! Big word. 1059 01:00:57,778 --> 01:01:00,821 Pace yourself, Einstein. Try to breathe. 1060 01:01:01,031 --> 01:01:03,115 Now, you all have been around for a while, 1061 01:01:03,241 --> 01:01:04,659 and I've heard that there's quite a bit of hype 1062 01:01:04,785 --> 01:01:06,452 around your show tonight at the festival. 1063 01:01:06,662 --> 01:01:09,288 Uh, yes. We're very excited about it. 1064 01:01:09,498 --> 01:01:12,667 Oh, I can tell. It's coming off you in waves. 1065 01:01:12,793 --> 01:01:14,960 Now, I've been lookin' at you, and I've been thinking to myself, 1066 01:01:15,170 --> 01:01:18,798 "Rockin' Roger, this group looks neat." 1067 01:01:18,965 --> 01:01:20,966 That's the word I'd use. You look neat. 1068 01:01:21,093 --> 01:01:23,386 And for all you people out there in radioland, 1069 01:01:23,595 --> 01:01:25,721 this band is the real deal. 1070 01:01:25,847 --> 01:01:31,268 They've got that whole sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll look down. 1071 01:01:31,478 --> 01:01:37,191 Son, are you wearing pancake, or are you actually that pale? 1072 01:01:37,317 --> 01:01:38,818 [ Whispering ] He looks like a statue. 1073 01:01:38,985 --> 01:01:39,777 What? 1074 01:01:39,903 --> 01:01:43,280 Wow! All that and brains, too, huh? 1075 01:01:43,407 --> 01:01:45,533 You all just released a single. What is it? 1076 01:01:45,742 --> 01:01:46,909 It's called "Suck." 1077 01:01:47,119 --> 01:01:49,412 I've heard it. It does. 1078 01:01:49,579 --> 01:01:53,124 Ohh! Rockin' Roger on the radio comin' right to you live! 1079 01:01:53,834 --> 01:01:56,836 Did you just say our song sucked on the radio? 1080 01:01:57,045 --> 01:02:01,215 No! I said it on television! We've hidden the cameras. 1081 01:02:01,425 --> 01:02:02,508 What cameras? 1082 01:02:03,844 --> 01:02:07,012 Kids, you all have to lay off the drugs, okay? 1083 01:02:07,139 --> 01:02:09,724 This is not rocket science, what we're doin' here. 1084 01:02:09,933 --> 01:02:11,225 They're only questions. 1085 01:02:11,435 --> 01:02:14,603 And like my mama used to say, "it's only rock 'n' roll... 1086 01:02:14,730 --> 01:02:17,481 [ Snaps fingers ] ...but I like it!" 1087 01:02:17,691 --> 01:02:19,275 Say it again. 1088 01:02:19,651 --> 01:02:20,401 Say what? 1089 01:02:20,610 --> 01:02:21,610 Hey. Be cool. 1090 01:02:21,737 --> 01:02:25,740 No, no. Do something you're good at, like sucking! 1091 01:02:25,866 --> 01:02:28,075 Ohh! Gotcha two times, Rockin' Roger! 1092 01:02:28,243 --> 01:02:30,703 And what's up with the make up, anyway? 1093 01:02:30,912 --> 01:02:32,830 We're not wearing make up, asshole. 1094 01:02:32,956 --> 01:02:34,373 [ Ominous voice ] We're vampires. 1095 01:02:34,499 --> 01:02:37,293 [ Hissing ] 1096 01:02:37,502 --> 01:02:40,838 [ Rockin' Roger screaming ] 1097 01:02:44,092 --> 01:02:48,554 JOEY: You assholes! You ate the only guy playing our record! 1098 01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:49,638 [ Engine turns over ] 1099 01:03:01,610 --> 01:03:02,902 That was amazing! 1100 01:03:04,029 --> 01:03:04,779 What? 1101 01:03:04,905 --> 01:03:07,114 That was hilarious! 1102 01:03:07,282 --> 01:03:09,700 Every rock station in the country has picked up the single. 1103 01:03:09,826 --> 01:03:12,286 Every label in the country is coming to the show. 1104 01:03:12,496 --> 01:03:13,162 Really? 1105 01:03:13,288 --> 01:03:14,830 Yeah, you guys are gonna be famous. 1106 01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:17,500 This is, like, the most famous radio stunt since Orson Welles. 1107 01:03:17,626 --> 01:03:19,668 Jeff, it wasn't a stunt, okay? 1108 01:03:22,380 --> 01:03:25,508 Who cares, man? It doesn't matter. We're still gonna be rich. 1109 01:03:25,634 --> 01:03:27,885 Hugo, would you please check the website? 1110 01:03:31,723 --> 01:03:32,848 We did get some hits. 1111 01:03:33,058 --> 01:03:35,309 We got some hits? How many hits did we get, Hugo? 1112 01:03:35,519 --> 01:03:38,062 1,604,000. 1113 01:03:38,271 --> 01:03:42,399 Yes! 1,604,000! 1114 01:03:42,526 --> 01:03:45,694 Jeff, they killed Rockin' Roger on air! 1115 01:03:45,821 --> 01:03:46,862 We're all goin' to jail. 1116 01:03:47,072 --> 01:03:50,115 Hey, Joey, why don't you let me worry about that, okay? 1117 01:03:50,242 --> 01:03:52,159 Why don't you guys just get ready to rock? 1118 01:03:53,703 --> 01:03:55,996 [ Cell phone ringing ] 1119 01:03:56,122 --> 01:03:57,039 Okay, so I gotta take this. 1120 01:03:57,165 --> 01:03:59,166 But, hey, if anyone asks you what happened to Rockin' Roger, 1121 01:03:59,292 --> 01:04:01,126 you just tell them, "We cannot comment at this time." 1122 01:04:01,253 --> 01:04:02,837 All right? We'll just keep it rollin' that way. 1123 01:04:02,963 --> 01:04:05,047 Just keep rollin'. This is all good. So good. Okay. 1124 01:04:05,173 --> 01:04:06,757 Konnichiwa. Uh-huh. 1125 01:04:06,967 --> 01:04:09,301 Did he just say we're gonna be famous? 1126 01:04:09,427 --> 01:04:11,303 Yes. 1127 01:04:11,429 --> 01:04:12,680 I gotta go call my mom. 1128 01:04:13,765 --> 01:04:14,849 [ Chuckling ] 1129 01:04:14,975 --> 01:04:17,685 [ "You Raised A Vampire" by the Moog plays ] 1130 01:04:17,894 --> 01:04:26,569 ♪ You raised a vampire ♪ 1131 01:04:26,695 --> 01:04:30,406 ♪ You raised a vampire, uh-uh-uh ♪ 1132 01:04:30,532 --> 01:04:32,867 ♪ You raised a vampire ♪ 1133 01:04:32,993 --> 01:04:37,705 ♪ You raised a vampire, uh-uh-uh ♪ 1134 01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:42,001 What's with the flashlight? 1135 01:04:43,420 --> 01:04:46,130 Uh, I don't like talking about it. 1136 01:04:49,843 --> 01:04:52,303 I'm afraid of the dark. 1137 01:04:52,470 --> 01:04:56,307 Cool. I'm afraid of confined spaces and water fountains. 1138 01:04:56,516 --> 01:04:57,850 Yeah. 1139 01:04:58,059 --> 01:05:00,895 Um, will you let me in? 1140 01:05:01,021 --> 01:05:04,732 - Yeah. Yeah, sure. Go ahead. - All right, great. 1141 01:05:06,192 --> 01:05:08,193 - Nice talkin' to ya. - Yeah. 1142 01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:09,737 It's very confined in there. 1143 01:05:09,863 --> 01:05:11,864 - All right. - Yeah. 1144 01:05:16,578 --> 01:05:17,328 How much time? 1145 01:05:18,204 --> 01:05:19,246 Five minutes. 1146 01:05:19,414 --> 01:05:21,498 Five. 1147 01:05:22,876 --> 01:05:25,127 You can't go on like that. 1148 01:05:25,253 --> 01:05:28,255 You! I know what you are. You're a goddamn vampire. 1149 01:05:28,924 --> 01:05:30,591 You say that like it's a bad thing. 1150 01:05:31,301 --> 01:05:34,428 You did this. All this is because of you. 1151 01:05:34,554 --> 01:05:37,014 I did nothing. I was working the bar that night. 1152 01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:38,557 You're the one that let your girlfriend 1153 01:05:38,683 --> 01:05:39,725 go home with a vampire. 1154 01:05:39,935 --> 01:05:43,729 - She's my ex-girlfriend, okay? - I can read your mind, remember? 1155 01:05:43,980 --> 01:05:46,690 - Piss off. - What are you so angry about? 1156 01:05:46,816 --> 01:05:49,443 You got your industry inside showcase gig. 1157 01:05:50,028 --> 01:05:52,780 You seem to be the only one that's not enjoying it. 1158 01:05:52,906 --> 01:05:54,782 Well, it's complicated. 1159 01:05:54,908 --> 01:05:57,910 Hey, all you have to do is live your dream. 1160 01:05:58,078 --> 01:06:00,913 Go rock and roll. Go kick some ass. 1161 01:06:01,039 --> 01:06:02,081 I will. I'm just, uh- 1162 01:06:02,207 --> 01:06:02,831 Scared. 1163 01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:05,793 Yeah. I'm scared, all right? You happy? 1164 01:06:05,919 --> 01:06:09,254 I am not happy. I am a vampire. 1165 01:06:09,381 --> 01:06:12,383 I'm only happy when something dies. 1166 01:06:12,842 --> 01:06:14,551 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 1167 01:06:14,678 --> 01:06:17,846 Look, the band goes on with you or without you, Joey. 1168 01:06:17,973 --> 01:06:20,808 Vampires are ultimately cool. 1169 01:06:20,934 --> 01:06:21,809 It's my band! 1170 01:06:21,935 --> 01:06:25,854 It was your band. Now you have to make a decision. 1171 01:06:25,981 --> 01:06:31,151 You can take that road to obscurity, or you can join us 1172 01:06:31,277 --> 01:06:34,446 and never be afraid of anything else ever again. 1173 01:06:34,614 --> 01:06:38,951 [ "Oh! Sweet Nuthin" ' by The Velvet Underground plays ] 1174 01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:47,042 I want to join the band. 1175 01:06:47,836 --> 01:06:50,546 Uh, it's your band. 1176 01:06:50,755 --> 01:06:52,423 No. 1177 01:06:53,758 --> 01:06:55,259 I wanna join the band. 1178 01:06:55,802 --> 01:06:57,469 What? No. 1179 01:06:57,595 --> 01:06:58,637 - Just do it. - No, I won't. 1180 01:06:58,763 --> 01:07:00,014 - Do it! - No! 1181 01:07:00,140 --> 01:07:00,848 I need it! 1182 01:07:00,974 --> 01:07:02,307 You don't know what you're asking. 1183 01:07:02,517 --> 01:07:03,892 I'm asking you to help me. 1184 01:07:04,978 --> 01:07:06,311 I don't want you to do it. 1185 01:07:07,522 --> 01:07:08,856 Yeah, you do. 1186 01:07:09,065 --> 01:07:12,651 ♪ He ain't got nothin' at all ♪ 1187 01:07:17,574 --> 01:07:20,075 I'm sorry. 1188 01:07:21,578 --> 01:07:25,247 ♪ He ain't got nothin' at all ♪ 1189 01:07:30,962 --> 01:07:32,546 ♪ Oh ♪ 1190 01:07:38,261 --> 01:07:41,305 ♪ Oh, she's a nightmare ♪ 1191 01:07:41,514 --> 01:07:44,725 ♪ You know, a devil may care ♪ 1192 01:07:44,851 --> 01:07:46,185 ♪ She's a-nowhere ♪ 1193 01:07:46,394 --> 01:07:49,396 ♪ I wanna be, infidelity ♪ 1194 01:07:49,564 --> 01:07:52,524 ♪ Taste that bite, the girl's all right ♪ 1195 01:07:52,650 --> 01:07:53,275 ♪ She sucks ♪ 1196 01:07:53,443 --> 01:07:59,948 ♪ All night ♪ 1197 01:08:00,158 --> 01:08:03,577 ♪ All night ♪ 1198 01:08:03,745 --> 01:08:06,955 ♪ Looks in the mirror, she's out of sight, all right ♪ 1199 01:08:08,833 --> 01:08:10,417 ♪ Oh ♪ 1200 01:08:12,629 --> 01:08:15,047 ♪ She's a bad girl ♪ 1201 01:08:15,882 --> 01:08:17,382 ♪ She's a bad, bad girl ♪ 1202 01:08:17,509 --> 01:08:18,467 Oh, my God. 1203 01:08:19,260 --> 01:08:22,346 ♪ She's a whole world unto herself ♪ 1204 01:08:22,472 --> 01:08:24,056 ♪ Bad for your health ♪ 1205 01:08:24,182 --> 01:08:26,391 ♪ Taste that bite, the girl's all right ♪ 1206 01:08:26,518 --> 01:08:30,562 Hey, get that guy! He's selling drugs! 1207 01:08:31,356 --> 01:08:34,733 What? Hey, man! Come on, man! You don't understand! 1208 01:08:34,943 --> 01:08:36,860 Wait a minute! 1209 01:08:37,904 --> 01:08:41,365 ♪ Looks in the mirror, she's out of sight, all right ♪ 1210 01:08:58,466 --> 01:09:00,134 - [ Ominous voice ] We rocked! - Yeah. 1211 01:09:00,260 --> 01:09:02,136 Yeah. Felt good, didn't it, Joey? 1212 01:09:02,345 --> 01:09:04,596 Yeah. It felt pretty... 1213 01:09:11,646 --> 01:09:12,563 You okay? 1214 01:09:13,356 --> 01:09:14,565 Try some groupie! 1215 01:09:15,608 --> 01:09:16,483 I need some air. 1216 01:09:16,609 --> 01:09:18,902 You just need to feed. Trust me. 1217 01:09:19,154 --> 01:09:21,822 Excuse me one second. 1218 01:09:22,031 --> 01:09:22,656 Joey. 1219 01:09:29,789 --> 01:09:32,291 That was quite the performance. 1220 01:09:32,417 --> 01:09:34,668 Hey, man, you should've told me you were coming! 1221 01:09:34,794 --> 01:09:36,837 I would've put you on the list or something, you know. 1222 01:09:36,963 --> 01:09:40,674 Yeah, right. So, how does it feel? 1223 01:09:41,426 --> 01:09:43,343 Feels good, yeah. Jeff says we're gonna be huge. 1224 01:09:43,469 --> 01:09:45,679 Hmm. 1225 01:09:45,805 --> 01:09:47,139 No one likes a judge. 1226 01:09:47,348 --> 01:09:49,141 Hey, I didn't say anything. 1227 01:09:49,267 --> 01:09:52,561 I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. 1228 01:09:52,687 --> 01:09:55,689 Yeah, well, good. Now you saw. 1229 01:09:55,815 --> 01:09:56,565 Are you okay? 1230 01:09:56,691 --> 01:09:58,192 [ Ominous voice ] Don't touch me! 1231 01:09:58,318 --> 01:10:00,527 Whoa, take it easy. 1232 01:10:01,654 --> 01:10:05,282 I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. I'm not feelin' good, you know? 1233 01:10:05,408 --> 01:10:08,285 Yeah, you're a big rock star with a big problem now. 1234 01:10:08,411 --> 01:10:09,578 How cliché. 1235 01:10:09,704 --> 01:10:11,330 You should just leave me alone. 1236 01:10:11,539 --> 01:10:14,958 I told you this would happen. You wouldn't listen. 1237 01:10:15,084 --> 01:10:16,293 Just go. 1238 01:10:16,419 --> 01:10:18,921 Or what, vampire boy? You gonna eat-? 1239 01:10:19,130 --> 01:10:20,672 Leave me alone! 1240 01:10:24,719 --> 01:10:26,845 Wanker. 1241 01:10:29,724 --> 01:10:32,976 Oh, sh-Oh, shit! 1242 01:10:33,186 --> 01:10:34,603 I'm sorry. 1243 01:10:34,729 --> 01:10:38,523 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1244 01:10:38,733 --> 01:10:40,609 [ Breathing heavily ] 1245 01:10:40,735 --> 01:10:41,276 [ Grunts ] 1246 01:10:43,529 --> 01:10:46,323 Hey, great show, guys. 1247 01:10:46,449 --> 01:10:48,992 Hey, where's, uh, where's Joey? 1248 01:10:49,118 --> 01:10:52,996 Oh, hey! You're still with us. How's it going? 1249 01:10:53,122 --> 01:10:55,540 Hey, I'm Jeff. I manage the band. 1250 01:11:00,546 --> 01:11:03,090 Looks like someone's been drinking. 1251 01:11:03,758 --> 01:11:05,133 I killed Victor. 1252 01:11:05,343 --> 01:11:06,969 You did what? 1253 01:11:07,637 --> 01:11:09,680 I didn't mean to. It just happened. 1254 01:11:09,806 --> 01:11:12,766 It's an accident. What happens on the road stays on the road. 1255 01:11:12,934 --> 01:11:13,767 I killed him. 1256 01:11:13,893 --> 01:11:16,520 It's okay. It's not your fault. 1257 01:11:16,729 --> 01:11:18,355 How am I gonna look at myself in the mirror again? 1258 01:11:18,481 --> 01:11:20,399 You can't. You're a vampire. 1259 01:11:20,525 --> 01:11:21,817 Yeah, you just gotta suck it up. 1260 01:11:21,943 --> 01:11:22,776 [ Laughing ] 1261 01:11:24,946 --> 01:11:28,949 Hey, I understand, you're feelin' blue about eating a dude. 1262 01:11:29,075 --> 01:11:32,119 But it's no reason to ruin everybody's night, Joey. 1263 01:11:32,245 --> 01:11:35,205 TYLER: Jeff's right. We're vampires. Shit happens. 1264 01:11:35,331 --> 01:11:36,456 SAM: You'll get used to it. 1265 01:11:36,582 --> 01:11:38,375 J EN N I FER: I'm sorry. I tried to warn you. 1266 01:11:38,501 --> 01:11:40,002 J EFF: But, hey, look on the bright side. 1267 01:11:40,128 --> 01:11:41,378 You're gonna be a star, 1268 01:11:41,587 --> 01:11:44,673 and if you want, you can dedicate the album to the memory of Victor. 1269 01:11:44,799 --> 01:11:48,844 And as I understand it, rock 'n' roll never dies. 1270 01:11:51,681 --> 01:11:54,641 Oh, yeah. 1271 01:11:54,767 --> 01:11:57,019 Yeah, you might wanna stand back a little bit. 1272 01:11:57,228 --> 01:11:58,895 I swear to God I know her from somewhere. 1273 01:11:59,022 --> 01:12:00,814 [ Hacksaw slicing ] 1274 01:12:02,567 --> 01:12:04,234 [ "Here Comes Success" by Iggy Pop plays ] 1275 01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:07,529 ♪ Here comes success ♪ 1276 01:12:07,655 --> 01:12:11,783 ♪ Over my hill ♪ 1277 01:12:11,909 --> 01:12:15,954 ♪ Here comes success ♪ 1278 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:17,664 ♪ Well, here comes my car ♪ 1279 01:12:17,790 --> 01:12:19,708 Don't sit there and be mad. 1280 01:12:19,834 --> 01:12:22,711 I'm not mad. I don't care anymore. 1281 01:12:22,837 --> 01:12:25,756 So I killed a friend of the family. 1282 01:12:25,882 --> 01:12:28,717 Big deal. I'm an addict. 1283 01:12:28,843 --> 01:12:30,719 You gonna make me feel guilty about it all night? 1284 01:12:30,845 --> 01:12:33,388 Okay, Jen. We need to talk, okay? 1285 01:12:33,514 --> 01:12:35,724 Oh. Sounds heavy. 1286 01:12:35,850 --> 01:12:37,976 It's kinda heavy. 1287 01:12:38,102 --> 01:12:40,062 What if I told you it didn't have to be like this? 1288 01:12:40,855 --> 01:12:41,813 Like what? 1289 01:12:43,733 --> 01:12:45,317 What if I told you we could be human again? 1290 01:12:45,443 --> 01:12:48,487 Don't start with that shit. We can't. We're dead. 1291 01:12:50,073 --> 01:12:50,947 [ Jennifer hissing ] 1292 01:12:51,157 --> 01:12:52,074 Jen, be cool. 1293 01:12:53,159 --> 01:12:54,785 This is Eddie van Helsig. He's a doctor. 1294 01:12:54,952 --> 01:12:57,037 Are you crazy? He's a vampire hunter! 1295 01:12:57,246 --> 01:12:58,663 Would you just hear him out? 1296 01:12:58,873 --> 01:13:02,084 I can make you human again. 1297 01:13:02,335 --> 01:13:03,752 You kill vampires. 1298 01:13:03,961 --> 01:13:10,050 Well, I'm offering them the same choice as I'm offering you. 1299 01:13:10,259 --> 01:13:13,637 The one who made you, the queen vampire? 1300 01:13:13,763 --> 01:13:16,181 It's his evil that runs through your veins. 1301 01:13:16,307 --> 01:13:20,519 When he dies, so too his evil virus dies within him. 1302 01:13:20,728 --> 01:13:22,729 No. He's too powerful. 1303 01:13:22,855 --> 01:13:26,191 Oh, don't worry. I can kill him. [ Snaps fingers ] 1304 01:13:27,110 --> 01:13:30,487 I just need you to distract him until the dawn breaks. 1305 01:13:32,448 --> 01:13:34,324 You're so bumming me out right now. 1306 01:13:34,534 --> 01:13:39,871 Jen, there's a reason we can't see our reflections, okay? 1307 01:13:39,997 --> 01:13:41,832 We're turning into monsters. 1308 01:13:41,958 --> 01:13:45,335 Is that what you see when you look at me? A monster? 1309 01:13:45,461 --> 01:13:48,422 No, but I don't see you anymore. 1310 01:13:51,217 --> 01:13:52,843 If we're gonna do this... 1311 01:13:55,638 --> 01:13:56,847 ...I want a commitment. 1312 01:13:58,266 --> 01:14:00,392 I want things to be different. 1313 01:14:00,601 --> 01:14:05,147 I will put us first before everything else from now on, I promise. 1314 01:14:05,898 --> 01:14:06,898 Garbage? 1315 01:14:07,066 --> 01:14:07,774 I'll take it out. 1316 01:14:07,900 --> 01:14:08,733 Toilet seat? 1317 01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:09,317 Down. 1318 01:14:10,570 --> 01:14:11,486 Sex? 1319 01:14:12,905 --> 01:14:16,241 From now on, you come first in everything. 1320 01:14:18,953 --> 01:14:21,121 Okay. Let's kill the fucker. 1321 01:14:21,247 --> 01:14:23,498 [ "Sympathy for the Devil" by Styrofoam Bible plays ] 1322 01:14:23,624 --> 01:14:25,834 ♪ Please allow me to introduce myself ♪ 1323 01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:30,714 ♪ I'm a man of wealth and taste ♪ 1324 01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:34,050 ♪ I've been around for a long, long year ♪ 1325 01:14:34,177 --> 01:14:37,888 ♪ Stole many a man's soul and faith ♪ 1326 01:14:38,764 --> 01:14:39,806 I don't know about this. 1327 01:14:39,932 --> 01:14:43,143 Listen. We have no choice, okay? Either way, we're dead. 1328 01:14:43,269 --> 01:14:44,769 We always have a choice. 1329 01:14:44,896 --> 01:14:47,939 Maybe seeing as I have no power I could wait in the car? 1330 01:14:48,065 --> 01:14:52,402 I started this. I'm finishing it. 1331 01:15:01,996 --> 01:15:04,331 What the hell are you guys doing? 1332 01:15:04,457 --> 01:15:06,208 The sun will be up soon. 1333 01:15:06,417 --> 01:15:11,087 Hey. Um, well, we took this from a homeless guy. 1334 01:15:13,090 --> 01:15:16,468 And filled it with his blood. Do you want a drink? 1335 01:15:17,929 --> 01:15:19,930 Come in. 1336 01:15:26,812 --> 01:15:28,480 [ Door closes ] 1337 01:15:28,606 --> 01:15:31,441 This is good. Was he Italian? 1338 01:15:31,567 --> 01:15:34,319 He didn't scream with an accent. 1339 01:15:35,530 --> 01:15:37,697 You guys cool? 1340 01:15:37,823 --> 01:15:40,325 Yeah, we're good. Fine. 1341 01:15:42,078 --> 01:15:44,287 How's the new record coming? 1342 01:15:44,413 --> 01:15:45,830 Uh, good, good. 1343 01:15:45,957 --> 01:15:48,542 Well, it's, uh... Tyler ate the engineer. 1344 01:15:48,668 --> 01:15:50,502 He was a dick. 1345 01:15:50,670 --> 01:15:52,754 What brings you around here? 1346 01:15:54,632 --> 01:15:56,007 We were just in the neighborhood, 1347 01:15:56,133 --> 01:15:58,677 and, uh, we noticed how early it was getting. 1348 01:15:58,803 --> 01:16:01,137 - We were hoping- - You need a place to crash? 1349 01:16:01,347 --> 01:16:03,306 If it's no trouble. 1350 01:16:03,516 --> 01:16:06,059 Mi casa, su casa. 1351 01:16:06,269 --> 01:16:08,061 - Oh, thanks. - That's sweet. 1352 01:16:08,187 --> 01:16:10,480 - Really nice of you. - Nice place. 1353 01:16:10,690 --> 01:16:13,191 Hey, you wanna hear a cool song? 1354 01:16:14,485 --> 01:16:15,735 - Sure. - Okay. 1355 01:16:15,945 --> 01:16:19,656 I wrote it, like, uh, a hundred years ago, 1356 01:16:19,782 --> 01:16:22,492 and I just figured out the middle eight. 1357 01:16:23,119 --> 01:16:27,455 [ Plays discordant, detuned guitar riff ] 1358 01:16:37,174 --> 01:16:41,553 You guys are acting funny. I'm sensing something. 1359 01:16:41,721 --> 01:16:43,805 No, just listening to the music. 1360 01:16:43,931 --> 01:16:46,433 - Oh, yeah. It's a great song. - It's good. 1361 01:16:46,642 --> 01:16:49,603 Yeah. A hundred years ago? That's way ahead of its time. 1362 01:16:49,729 --> 01:16:50,604 Holds up. 1363 01:16:50,730 --> 01:16:52,022 I have to make a pee. 1364 01:16:54,525 --> 01:16:55,942 Good for you. 1365 01:17:00,615 --> 01:17:01,573 What's wrong with him? 1366 01:17:02,491 --> 01:17:03,617 He's not feeling well. 1367 01:17:03,743 --> 01:17:05,201 We're all going to die. 1368 01:17:05,369 --> 01:17:05,994 Hugo. 1369 01:17:08,164 --> 01:17:10,665 Let him speak. 1370 01:17:11,751 --> 01:17:15,670 I'm sorry. Too scared. Can't speak. 1371 01:17:15,796 --> 01:17:18,715 What's he got to be scared about? 1372 01:17:19,759 --> 01:17:22,469 What's going on? 1373 01:17:22,595 --> 01:17:23,845 He's French-Canadian. 1374 01:17:25,556 --> 01:17:26,890 That's for giving me a dirty needle. 1375 01:17:27,558 --> 01:17:31,269 [ In mock, singsong voice ] You missed my heart. 1376 01:17:35,566 --> 01:17:36,191 No... 1377 01:17:36,317 --> 01:17:38,860 [ Roaring ] 1378 01:17:39,737 --> 01:17:41,738 I'm on your team. 1379 01:17:44,784 --> 01:17:46,326 [ Panting ] 1380 01:17:46,452 --> 01:17:49,037 This is how you repay me. 1381 01:17:49,163 --> 01:17:51,831 I gave you immortality. 1382 01:17:52,041 --> 01:17:56,586 I gave you a record deal. 1383 01:17:56,712 --> 01:17:58,213 You killed our drummer! 1384 01:17:58,339 --> 01:17:59,964 Drummers die. 1385 01:18:00,091 --> 01:18:01,174 But you... 1386 01:18:01,384 --> 01:18:04,386 Did you really think you could kill me? 1387 01:18:04,762 --> 01:18:08,682 You're a joke, a mere distraction. 1388 01:18:08,808 --> 01:18:11,184 That's all we were supposed to be, asshole. 1389 01:18:11,352 --> 01:18:13,395 It's over. 1390 01:18:14,355 --> 01:18:16,731 Van Helsig. 1391 01:18:16,857 --> 01:18:18,692 You killed her. 1392 01:18:18,818 --> 01:18:21,736 Who? I kill a lot of people. 1393 01:18:21,862 --> 01:18:23,321 You killed... 1394 01:18:25,199 --> 01:18:29,244 ...the most beautiful thing in the whole world. 1395 01:18:29,453 --> 01:18:31,579 Did I? 1396 01:18:31,706 --> 01:18:35,458 One thing's for sure. I'm going to kill you. 1397 01:18:39,630 --> 01:18:43,466 I'm not afraid of evil any longer. 1398 01:18:43,592 --> 01:18:45,719 I will have vengeance. 1399 01:18:45,845 --> 01:18:50,724 No, Eddie, you can't. I didn't kill her. 1400 01:18:50,850 --> 01:18:52,225 You're a liar! 1401 01:18:52,435 --> 01:18:53,935 [ Crossbow fires, Hugo screams ] 1402 01:18:54,061 --> 01:18:55,395 H UGO: Oh, my leg! 1403 01:18:55,521 --> 01:18:58,940 You shot Hugo, you bastard! 1404 01:18:59,066 --> 01:19:03,611 QU EENY: I didn't kill her, Eddie. I just freed her from you. 1405 01:19:03,821 --> 01:19:05,905 [ Crossbow fires, Hugo screams ] 1406 01:19:06,031 --> 01:19:08,366 H UGO: Oh! Why Hugo? 1407 01:19:08,576 --> 01:19:11,202 Oh, man, I'm sorry. I, uh, I'm sorry, man. 1408 01:19:11,328 --> 01:19:12,370 QU EENY: She's alive. 1409 01:19:12,580 --> 01:19:16,624 Well, I guess, technically, she's dead. 1410 01:19:16,751 --> 01:19:20,336 But she's dominating the charts over in Japan. 1411 01:19:20,463 --> 01:19:21,755 Has been for 30 years. 1412 01:19:21,881 --> 01:19:22,756 [ Crossbow fires ] 1413 01:19:22,882 --> 01:19:26,968 TYLER: Goddamn dick! Don't fire if you can't see! 1414 01:19:33,559 --> 01:19:35,143 It's true, Eddie. 1415 01:19:35,269 --> 01:19:36,644 Danielle? 1416 01:19:39,273 --> 01:19:41,065 You're alive? 1417 01:19:41,192 --> 01:19:42,108 And you're dead! 1418 01:19:42,234 --> 01:19:44,903 [ Screaming ] 1419 01:20:08,886 --> 01:20:11,095 TYLER: Oh, shit! 1420 01:20:11,305 --> 01:20:13,681 [ All groaning ] 1421 01:20:15,726 --> 01:20:17,727 J EN N I FER: Ow! What's happening? 1422 01:20:17,853 --> 01:20:19,813 You're returning to what you were before, 1423 01:20:19,939 --> 01:20:21,731 out-of-work musicians. 1424 01:20:21,857 --> 01:20:25,360 You better hold still. It's gonna hurt. 1425 01:20:25,569 --> 01:20:29,113 Eddie? I don't feel good. 1426 01:20:32,660 --> 01:20:38,122 Oh. Oh, yes, you do. 1427 01:20:38,332 --> 01:20:41,626 Ugh. Jennifer? 1428 01:20:41,752 --> 01:20:42,669 Yeah? 1429 01:20:42,795 --> 01:20:45,380 I'm sorry I called you a monster. 1430 01:20:45,506 --> 01:20:46,881 It's okay. 1431 01:20:47,091 --> 01:20:48,842 You also called her a treacherous bitch. 1432 01:20:48,968 --> 01:20:50,468 - Hugo. - Can we talk about this later? 1433 01:20:50,594 --> 01:20:54,973 Yep, yep. Aw, Jesus Christ! 1434 01:20:59,228 --> 01:21:02,605 ♪ And it brings back ♪ 1435 01:21:02,815 --> 01:21:07,861 ♪ Those old emotions ♪ 1436 01:21:10,990 --> 01:21:12,407 Did you have fun? 1437 01:21:12,533 --> 01:21:16,661 Yeah, yeah. Your mother's a very competent charades player. 1438 01:21:16,787 --> 01:21:19,038 Yeah, she sure is. 1439 01:21:19,164 --> 01:21:21,791 It's great that we get to see them so much more often now. 1440 01:21:21,917 --> 01:21:24,836 Yeah, it is. It's nice. Everything's nice. 1441 01:21:26,005 --> 01:21:28,715 Do you, uh, ever miss it? 1442 01:21:29,758 --> 01:21:32,302 I... I don't miss being sick in the sunlight. 1443 01:21:32,845 --> 01:21:34,721 No, I meant playing in a band. 1444 01:21:34,847 --> 01:21:36,139 - The M usic. - Oh. 1445 01:21:36,265 --> 01:21:38,975 Yeah. Sometimes. 1446 01:21:40,477 --> 01:21:42,395 Screw it. We're better off. 1447 01:21:42,521 --> 01:21:44,898 Way better off. 1448 01:21:45,024 --> 01:21:47,525 Did you ever look into those pottery classes? 1449 01:21:47,651 --> 01:21:48,860 [ Loud bang ] 1450 01:21:49,069 --> 01:21:50,778 - What's that? - We got a flat. 1451 01:21:50,905 --> 01:21:53,531 [ Sighs ] Pull over. 1452 01:21:57,077 --> 01:21:58,494 [ Sighs ] 1453 01:21:58,621 --> 01:22:00,872 Great. 1454 01:22:01,832 --> 01:22:03,917 [ Wind howling ] 1455 01:22:10,549 --> 01:22:12,425 What is it? 1456 01:22:12,551 --> 01:22:17,430 N- nothing. I just, uh... I'll get the jack. 1457 01:22:25,481 --> 01:22:28,858 Oh, shit. There's no spare. 1458 01:22:30,402 --> 01:22:31,402 No. 1459 01:22:31,570 --> 01:22:34,238 Can I be of some assistance? 1460 01:22:34,365 --> 01:22:35,782 [ Whispering ] Nice outfits. 1461 01:22:35,991 --> 01:22:38,326 Hey, we got a flat tire. 1462 01:22:38,869 --> 01:22:40,578 Yes, I see. 1463 01:22:40,704 --> 01:22:42,580 We don't have a spare. Is there any way you could give us a ride? 1464 01:22:42,790 --> 01:22:43,957 Well, of course. 1465 01:22:44,667 --> 01:22:47,126 Jen, no. 1466 01:22:48,045 --> 01:22:49,462 Where's your car? 1467 01:22:50,255 --> 01:22:53,049 I have other means of transportation. 1468 01:22:53,717 --> 01:22:54,884 Tell me I'm dreaming. 1469 01:22:55,094 --> 01:22:56,761 Welcome to my nightmare - 1470 01:22:56,887 --> 01:22:59,806 charades, matching sweaters, pottery class. 1471 01:23:00,015 --> 01:23:03,226 No, this is over. We killed the queen vampire. 1472 01:23:03,435 --> 01:23:07,021 No, you killed a 300-year-old vampire named Queeny. 1473 01:23:07,147 --> 01:23:11,943 I'm from a much older breed - what you kids call "old school." 1474 01:23:12,152 --> 01:23:13,403 Are you gonna kill us? 1475 01:23:13,529 --> 01:23:14,529 Totally. 1476 01:23:15,698 --> 01:23:17,031 Just let her go, okay? 1477 01:23:17,157 --> 01:23:21,494 Relax, Romeo. I'm just here to set you free again. 1478 01:23:21,620 --> 01:23:24,580 Hey, let's put the old band back together. 1479 01:23:25,332 --> 01:23:26,791 We're gonna need a new drummer. 1480 01:23:27,626 --> 01:23:29,502 I know just the guy. 1481 01:23:30,546 --> 01:23:31,546 Wait a second. 1482 01:23:31,672 --> 01:23:33,214 Come on. 1483 01:23:33,340 --> 01:23:35,550 [ "I Am The Spider" by Alice Cooper plays ] 1484 01:23:35,759 --> 01:23:37,885 ♪ I'm your lover ♪ 1485 01:23:38,012 --> 01:23:39,554 ♪ I'm your brother ♪ 1486 01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:41,806 ♪ I'm your killer ♪ 1487 01:23:41,932 --> 01:23:43,850 ♪ I'm your friend ♪ 1488 01:23:43,976 --> 01:23:46,019 ♪ I'm your teacher ♪ 1489 01:23:46,145 --> 01:23:48,021 ♪ I'm your preacher ♪ 1490 01:23:48,147 --> 01:23:53,109 ♪ I'm the reaper in the end ♪ 1491 01:23:53,694 --> 01:23:55,611 ♪ It's over ♪ 1492 01:23:55,738 --> 01:23:57,905 [ Chuckles ] 1493 01:23:58,032 --> 01:24:00,241 I just fancy breaking out into song, you know, 1494 01:24:00,367 --> 01:24:01,659 right here, right now. 1495 01:24:01,785 --> 01:24:03,661 Why I'm the only one who don't get a song? 1496 01:24:03,787 --> 01:24:05,580 MAN: Ready, and... 1497 01:24:05,706 --> 01:24:07,165 [ Chuckles ] 1498 01:24:07,291 --> 01:24:07,915 Frame. 1499 01:24:08,042 --> 01:24:10,293 ♪ It's over ♪ 1500 01:24:10,419 --> 01:24:12,462 MAN: Action. 1501 01:24:12,588 --> 01:24:13,755 It's over. 1502 01:24:13,964 --> 01:24:17,800 ♪ I'm the reaper in the end ♪ 1503 01:24:18,010 --> 01:24:21,846 ♪ Along came a spider ♪ 1504 01:24:21,972 --> 01:24:25,558 ♪ And crept up beside her ♪ 1505 01:24:25,684 --> 01:24:30,188 ♪ Spun his web deep inside her ♪ 1506 01:24:30,397 --> 01:24:34,776 ♪ My darkness will guide her ♪ 1507 01:24:34,985 --> 01:24:38,780 ♪ I am the spider ♪ 1508 01:24:38,989 --> 01:24:51,417 ♪ I am the spider ♪ 1509 01:24:59,134 --> 01:25:01,260 ♪ You're my sinner ♪ 1510 01:25:01,386 --> 01:25:03,262 ♪ You're my dinner ♪ 1511 01:25:03,388 --> 01:25:05,098 ♪ My little puppet ♪ 1512 01:25:05,224 --> 01:25:06,933 ♪ Let's pretend ♪ 1513 01:25:07,601 --> 01:25:11,646 ♪ You're the cure to my affliction ♪ 1514 01:25:11,772 --> 01:25:16,567 ♪ My addiction 'til the end ♪ 1515 01:25:16,693 --> 01:25:20,363 ♪ Along came a spider ♪ 1516 01:25:20,489 --> 01:25:23,783 ♪ And crept up beside her ♪ 1517 01:25:23,909 --> 01:25:28,621 ♪ Spun his web deep inside her ♪ 1518 01:25:28,747 --> 01:25:33,251 ♪ My darkness will guide her ♪ 1519 01:25:33,377 --> 01:25:50,017 ♪ I am the spider ♪ 1520 01:25:51,270 --> 01:25:53,688 ♪ I was born to it ♪ 1521 01:25:54,523 --> 01:25:57,400 ♪ Not something to strive for ♪ 1522 01:25:57,526 --> 01:26:00,027 ♪ Not something to even admire ♪ 1523 01:26:00,821 --> 01:26:06,075 ♪ Unless, of course, it's done with the greatest of taste ♪ 1524 01:26:06,535 --> 01:26:12,039 ♪ Conviction and expertise ♪ 1525 01:26:13,125 --> 01:26:17,962 ♪ I am the spider ♪ 1526 01:26:23,010 --> 01:26:26,888 ♪ Along came a spider ♪ 1527 01:26:27,431 --> 01:26:30,683 ♪ Crept up beside her ♪ 1528 01:26:30,809 --> 01:26:35,605 ♪ Spun his web deep inside her ♪ 1529 01:26:35,689 --> 01:26:39,734 ♪ My darkness will guide her ♪ 1530 01:26:39,860 --> 01:26:57,543 ♪ I am the spider ♪ 1531 01:27:41,964 --> 01:27:46,008 ♪ Don't know how to begin ♪ 1532 01:27:46,134 --> 01:27:50,179 ♪ Open road is closing in ♪ 1533 01:27:50,305 --> 01:27:54,392 ♪ We're getting far from where we've been ♪ 1534 01:27:54,518 --> 01:27:58,271 ♪ And where we're going ♪ 1535 01:27:59,022 --> 01:28:03,734 ♪ And where we going anyway? ♪ 1536 01:28:12,035 --> 01:28:16,414 ♪ Don't know how to explain ♪ 1537 01:28:16,540 --> 01:28:20,501 ♪ Open roads, expecting rain ♪ 1538 01:28:20,627 --> 01:28:24,630 ♪ We're getting far from where we came ♪ 1539 01:28:24,756 --> 01:28:27,758 ♪ And where we're going ♪ 1540 01:28:29,052 --> 01:28:33,180 ♪ And where we going anyway? ♪ 1541 01:28:33,307 --> 01:28:37,768 ♪ Going nowhere ♪ 1542 01:28:37,894 --> 01:28:40,771 ♪ Coming down ♪ 1543 01:28:42,065 --> 01:28:46,402 ♪ Going nowhere ♪ 1544 01:28:46,528 --> 01:28:49,989 ♪ Coming down ♪ 1545 01:29:02,669 --> 01:29:06,339 ♪ You ain't going nowhere ♪ 1546 01:29:07,549 --> 01:29:11,802 ♪ Ain't going nowhere any day ♪ 1547 01:29:11,887 --> 01:29:16,307 ♪ Going nowhere ♪ 1548 01:29:16,433 --> 01:29:18,851 ♪ Coming down ♪ 1549 01:29:20,562 --> 01:29:24,815 ♪ Going nowhere ♪ 1550 01:29:24,941 --> 01:29:27,902 ♪ Coming down ♪ 1551 01:29:29,237 --> 01:29:33,699 ♪ Going nowhere ♪ 1552 01:29:33,825 --> 01:29:36,285 ♪ Coming down ♪ 1553 01:29:37,788 --> 01:29:42,083 ♪ Going nowhere ♪ 1554 01:29:42,209 --> 01:29:44,251 ♪ Coming down ♪ 1555 01:29:46,296 --> 01:29:47,880 ♪ I'm coming down ♪ 1556 01:29:48,006 --> 01:29:50,758 ♪ 'Cause I'm going nowhere ♪ 1557 01:29:50,842 --> 01:29:52,343 ♪ Coming down ♪ 1558 01:29:52,469 --> 01:29:54,804 ♪ 'Cause I'm going nowhere ♪ 1559 01:29:54,888 --> 01:29:56,639 ♪ I'm coming down ♪ 1560 01:29:56,765 --> 01:29:59,058 ♪ 'Cause I'm going nowhere ♪ 1561 01:29:59,184 --> 01:30:03,145 ♪ I'm coming down ♪ 111693