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[Lola] Previously on
"All Rise"...
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[Lola]
Andre Armstrong is in town.
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He broke your heart.
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A father never forgets
something like that.
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You didn't get closure.
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You need closure.
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Lo, do you still have
feelings for Andre?
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Your honor, Mr. Rivera
repeatedly failed
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to show up at meetings
with his probation officer.
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A search of his home was ordered
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where illegal narcotics
were found and seized.
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Mr. Rivera, I must say
I am not pleased by this reunion.
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A year ago you stood
in this very spot
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and were found guilty
of felony possession for sale.
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With four years prison
suspended, your honor.
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Yeah, I think the court knows
the record, Mr. Callan,
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which includes this defendant
suffering a horrific injury
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in a workplace accident
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that made it impossible
for him to support his family.
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I did not know that you were
representing the defendant, Ms. Lopez.
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She's not.
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Ms. Lopez has offered
her services
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in linking my client
to special programs.
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That is all that she is doing.
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I sentenced you
to four years in prison.
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But based on the circumstances
referenced by Ms. Lopez,
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I suspended that prison term
and granted you probation,
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which you violated.
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I'm sorry. I tried to make
some meetings,
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but there was something
going on with my son and I...
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Following Mr. Rivera's accident,
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he was prescribed
oxycodone for pain.
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He is suffering from addiction
and he needs treatment.
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The court gave him that chance
already, your honor,
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and now he's back.
What's different?
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Well, what's different is
the original program was not a good fit,
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so he fell through cracks.
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- Your honor, our office is overloaded.
- You mean my office?
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[Scoffs] You've only been
a pd for a hot second.
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[Lola] Okay, Ms. Lopez.
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Please step back.
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- Yeah.
- [Lola] Take a seat. Thank you.
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Mr. Watkins,
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reserve your arguments
for the court.
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- [Knocking]
- Come in.
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You've got mail.
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What is up with Emily and Luke?
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[Sighing] Oh, gosh. There is so
much electricity between those two.
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All I know is they need
to learn how to play
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- on the same side of my courtroom.
- [sherri sighs]
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- [knocking]
- [door opens]
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Do you have a moment?
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Of course for you,
judge Marshall.
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I saw that people v. Rivera
is back on the calendar.
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I'm presuming that you imposed
your original sentence?
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I have not made my ruling yet.
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Our calendars are filled with
more cases than we can handle.
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Repeat offenders need to be
dealt with expeditiously.
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This man is facing
years in prison.
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My dad lost his leg
in the Korean war.
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Through determination he
was able to put food on the table
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without committing anni.
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Your father sounds like
a remarkable man.
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I swear we need to put
a GPS tracker on that man!
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[Sighs]
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But maybe
judge Marshall is right.
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Just seeing defendants
back in my courtroom,
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sometimes I wonder if I'm
really making a difference.
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You've been invited to be on the
law and technology panel at Stanford.
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This is big deal.
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- Silicon valley general counsel?
- [sherri] Mmm-hmm!
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Three ninth circuit justices?
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And now the honorable
judge Lola Carmichael.
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- [Sherri squeals]
- Oh, they would put me up
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- at the four seasons!
- I know!
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[Singing] well,we're moving on up
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to the east side.
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[Lola] I should go, right?
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Well...
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[Lola] "Well," what?
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You're not a cyber law
specialist, lo.
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It seems like
a bit of a coincidence
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that Andre's firm
is inviting you.
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You're saying I wouldn't have
been invited if I didn't know andré?
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That what I do is of no impact?
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[Whispering]
Seems a bit tiny town.
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I have done zoom trials
and virtual hearings.
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Yeah, you're a regular
Steve Jobs.
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There is nothing going on
with dré and me, okay?
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I was just seeking
your professional advice.
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My professional advice
is you should pass.
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We both know Robin's
already managing a lot.
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Okay, before you start
judging my relationship,
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how about you just
focus on your own?
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What the hell does that mean?
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Just because your fiancée has
you in some weird love triangle
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with her husband -whoa.
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Doesn't mean
I'm doing anything wrong.
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- Robin and I are fine.
- [scoffs]
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Hey, didn't you tell Rachel
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that you didn't feel
comfortable with her dating dré?
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Wonder how she'd feel
about do you know what? Trip
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I don't even know why I
came down here to talk to you.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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- Truth hurts doesn't it, Lola?
- [shouting] Shut up!
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[Door slams]
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Where are you? I thought you
were coming home early today?
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This is the first task force
I've been on
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in two years, Lola.
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I know. I'm sorry.
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I didn't think my morning
hearing would spill over.
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Here is the Rivera file,
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and would you like me to réponde
"oui" ou "non" to the Stanford conference?
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[Mouthing] It's Robin.
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- What Stanford conference?
- It is a legal conference at Stanford.
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- [Mouthing] Sorry.
- [Robin] Oh, doesn't that look fun?
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You will never guess
whose firm is sponsoring it.
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André Armstrong.
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Your ex's firm.
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You're really considering going?
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Oh, and let me guess,
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you expect me to solo parent once
again while you and he hang out?
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Okay. Dré and I
aren't gonna be hanging out.
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Dré? Hmm.
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You know, Bailey used a spoon
in her yogurt today.
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All by herself, first time
ever, and you missed it.
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[Exhales]
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[Somber instrumental
music playing]
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Good morning.
It's another beautiful day.
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Good morning, shea.
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- [Children shouting]
- Boys, slow down. Bailey.
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- [Children laughing]
- Good morning, Bailey.
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Bye, Bailey.
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- Thank you.
- [children chattering]
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Oh, perfect.
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So, this morning you have the zoom
meeting with the edmonds foundation,
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- mmm.
- Then the national urban league,
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and today is your
mink and fox luncheon
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in edgartown
for your announcement.
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Don't forget to ask the nanny to pack
extra fruit waters and vegan sandwiches
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for the kids
for their sailing lesson
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and, yes,
my campaign begins today.
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It's about time my gorgeous wife
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works for
national chapter president.
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- Hey.
- Hey, babe.
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Maybe I should wear it up
for edgartown.
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It's a bit humid.
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Girl, no way.
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- [Cell phone ringing]
- You're right.
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Luke, how are you?
What are you doing?
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I am trying to finish up
the nursery.
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Maggie wants it done
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before she's back from her trip.
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Look at you. Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
- Married
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and about to have a kid.
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Are you coming
to the ucla law school
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reunion this weekend?
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I'm going as Mark's plus one
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since Maggie's on her
private baby moon.
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I can't.
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The obamas are hosting
a huge event in the vineyard
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and Michelle threatened
to throw me out of book club
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if I missed it.
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It would really mean
a lot to Mark.
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Mark's not talking to me
so I find that odd.
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I know he wants to clear the air
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and apologize.
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That boy never apologizes.
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Oh, that's our surrogate
buzzing in.
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I'm taking her
to the doctor today.
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Please come to the reunion.
I have to go now.
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[Cell phone beeping]
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I overheard your call.
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Your reunion sounds fun.
Let's do it.
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Let me guess.
You have business in la.
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- It's perfect timing.
- [exhales]
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Hoj is hosting a reunion event.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Megan fox-west
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is having her annual thing.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- I need to lock down votes.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Could get shea
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- to secure me a table.
- Mmm.
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Mmm. Could make
a vacation out of it.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- My parents can watch the kids
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and you and I
can have some sexy time.
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-Mmm. Fire up the jet, baby,
-[chuckles]
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[queen of the hill plays]
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♪ See me calling ♪
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♪ I'm the brand new
queen of the hill ♪
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♪ Holla if you see me coming ♪
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♪ Coming ♪
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♪ I'm the brand new
queen of the hill ♪
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Lola?
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♪ I'm the brand new
queen of the hill ♪
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- Please continue, miss kansky.
- Thank you, your honor.
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The defendant, Thomas Marshall,
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is the next door neighbor
of the victim,
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and the two have been involved
in an ongoing property dispute
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over the ownership
of a per sea americana.
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- A what?
- Yes, an avocado tree, your honor.
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The defendant applied arsenic
to the tree's fruit,
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knowing that miss Johnson would
pick and consume the avocados.
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He is charged with
attempted murder and pc347,
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poisoning of food intended
for human consumption.
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I use the avocados to make artisanal
guacamole for my la smorgasbord stand.
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People could have been poisoned.
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[Scoffs] Your honor, the
public was never in any danger,
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which negates the man's re... [stuttering]
Required for a... Attempted murder charge.
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- I object.
- There are two sides to every story.
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Oh, the venice canals have
less water than your guacamole.
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You do not know
who you're messing with.
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- Okay, order in the court.
- [Indistinct shouting]
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[Mark] Order.
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[Knock on door]
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[Clears throat]
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Welcome to the hoj,
miss Carmichael.
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Thank you for having me,
judge Callan.
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So, I take it the judge gig
is going well?
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Aside from a few clashes with some
of the other judges, living the dream.
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Can't believe
this is the first time
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I've been in a judge's chambers.
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I can, since you didn't show
up for my confirmation hearing
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four years ago.
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- [Banging]
- [woman] So sorry.
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Oh, sorry. [Laughs]
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Morning, sunshine.
Where should I set up?
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Our appointment is tomorrow
and it's at my home.
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Oh, Mark, I'm feeling
some really bad chi.
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- Lay the fuck off.
- Emily.
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- Hey, guys. How was the ob-gyn?
- [groans]
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She told the doctor that
she is still drinking coffee.
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Because it is fucking fine
in moderation.
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- My god, the baby is just fine.
- [humming]
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Luke, look who's here.
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- You came.
- Yeah. Hi.
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I am so sorry
that you just saw that.
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- Let me just do some reiki to just rebalance your energy.
- [sighs] Fuck me.
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Lola, this is Amy, my massage
therapist slash Luke and Maggie's doula,
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and Emily, their surrogate.
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Oh, my god, again.
I'm gonna need... stop.
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I'm gonna need you
to stop defining me.
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Like I said, this pregnancy
thing is a side hustle.
244
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I'm gonna be a vet,
or work for NASA,
245
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or, I don't know,
maybe life coach.
246
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:40,750
- Ambitious.
- Wait, aren't you, what do you...
247
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,419
- [whispering] What a bitch.
- Law school Lola, the rich bitch?
248
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,372
I need everyone to leave,
please, except for Lola.
249
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,642
I will see you later, Lola.
I need to go tame a shrew.
250
00:11:49,726 --> 00:11:51,010
[Emily]
That's really fucking cute.
251
00:11:51,094 --> 00:11:52,562
You know what? I'm gonna need
you to kiss my whole pregnant ass,
252
00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:53,563
- [groans]
- Okay?
253
00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:55,932
- Kiss it.
- If my baby comes out
254
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,151
- kiss it. I really want you to kiss it.
- Cussing like a teamster...
255
00:11:58,235 --> 00:12:00,236
- What are you gonna do if the baby comes out like me?
- See you. I'm sorry.
256
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,106
- Sorry. Oh.
- You should only be so lucky.
257
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,657
- Sorry.
- Emily.
258
00:12:04,741 --> 00:12:06,943
[Indistinct shouting]
259
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:10,862
Luke's whole situation
is interesting.
260
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,567
- Where were we?
- I figured you wanted to clear the air
261
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,668
- before the reunion.
- About what?
262
00:12:18,088 --> 00:12:21,674
We've barely been in touch
since the blowout at my wedding.
263
00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:24,410
I had a bit too much to drink,
said a few things.
264
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,530
You told me I was throwing
away my law degree
265
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,931
in front of ev
266
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,616
nice reception speech.
267
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:33,319
You graduated summa
cum laude, order of the coif.
268
00:12:33,403 --> 00:12:35,488
We were co-editors in chief
of the law review.
269
00:12:35,572 --> 00:12:37,156
I am raising a family,
270
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,108
and utilizing my legal knowledge
271
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:43,279
with multiple international
charities and service organizations.
272
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,498
- You were brilliant.
- Were.
273
00:12:45,582 --> 00:12:48,133
So you have been judging me.
274
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,287
You know, for your information,
275
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:54,057
based on the mad hatter's avocado
tea party, I'm not missing much.
276
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,559
Avocado gate
is not a typical case.
277
00:12:56,643 --> 00:13:00,012
Oh, I'm sure you put
plenty of people away.
278
00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:05,634
All a part of our flawed justice
system, permeated by systemic racism,
279
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:09,989
that ends with judges like you
sitting helplessly on a bench
280
00:13:10,073 --> 00:13:13,775
as generations of black and
brown people are incarcerated.
281
00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:21,833
Have work to do, and I'm sure
you have tea and nchelu to attend.
282
00:13:39,002 --> 00:13:40,002
Lola?
283
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,890
Robin.
284
00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:46,474
- Oh, my god.
- Wow.
285
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,861
Lola Carmichael
from new crenshaw.
286
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:56,068
- ...Robbie robbo bass. Bass.
- [laughs]
287
00:13:56,152 --> 00:13:59,288
- Bang, bang, bang.
- [both laugh]
288
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,408
- What are you doing here?
- I had a meeting with one of my clients,
289
00:14:02,492 --> 00:14:04,210
Shakira.
290
00:14:04,294 --> 00:14:08,864
- Wow. Big time music producer.
- Hey. How you been?
291
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,918
Are you home visiting? We
should go have a drink at the bar.
292
00:14:12,002 --> 00:14:14,887
Oh, I am actually...
293
00:14:14,971 --> 00:14:18,207
Meeting my [stutters]
husband for lunch, -oh.
294
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,424
But how's your wife?
295
00:14:20,644 --> 00:14:24,429
- That is a good question.
- What do you mean?
296
00:14:25,982 --> 00:14:26,982
I'm leaving her.
297
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:30,736
Oh.
298
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,804
[Clears throat]
299
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:52,642
- There she is. [Laughs]
- Hi. Look at you.
300
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:56,312
- Seriously, you did not have to pick me up.
- Mmm.
301
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,098
It's the least that I can do after
what happened this morning.
302
00:14:59,182 --> 00:15:01,217
- Oh, you should feel guilty.
- [clears throat]
303
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,237
You set me up.
Mark had no clue I was coming.
304
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:07,406
I may have slightly stretched the
truth about Mark wanting you here,
305
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:11,777
- which he does inside.
- Mmm, deep, deep inside.
306
00:15:11,861 --> 00:15:13,996
- Weren't you trying to butter me up?
- Yes.
307
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,398
- It's working.
- So, let's talk about the text.
308
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,583
How was it
seeing Robin this morning?
309
00:15:19,869 --> 00:15:22,738
- It was no big deal.
- [scoffs] I believe you.
310
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,289
[laughs]
311
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,342
- Oh, we need to go.
- Mmm.
312
00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:33,599
- Oh.
- Mmm?
313
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:38,855
- Rachel is going.
- Oh, your former bestie turned frenemy.
314
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:42,525
- Oh, shit, and she is married to...
- Yes and yes.
315
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,527
I'm a little wound up.
316
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:49,615
And if you elect me as your next
mink and fox national president
317
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:54,820
I will continue to use my
influence for important issues
318
00:15:54,904 --> 00:15:57,707
- like improving...
- [woman] Sorry, sorry.
319
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,492
Sorry, I'm so sorry.
Court ran late.
320
00:15:59,576 --> 00:16:03,612
Cornel west's federal action
against Harvard finally ended.
321
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,496
- We won. [Laughs]
- [all applauding]
322
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,970
But, Lola, keep going.
[mouthing] Sorry.
323
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,455
Thank you. Where was I?
324
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,341
For important causes
325
00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:17,393
like the much needed
improvements -hi, Pamela.
326
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,129
In the infrastructure of our
historically -[indistinct conversation]
327
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:23,065
Black colleges and universities.
328
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:27,136
- Georgina, who does your hair?
- I hope I have your vote and...
329
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,156
- Rachel.
- [gasps] Yes?
330
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,409
- Sounds like you have more you want to share with us.
- [mouthing] Oh, no, no.
331
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,862
- Oh, don't be so modest. Rachel audubon, ladies.
- [all applauding]
332
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,499
Oh, shucks. [Giggles]
333
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,820
- Thank you, Lola.
- Of course.
334
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,089
- Yes.
- Mmm-hmm.
335
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:53,346
My family has stood with this
exclusive organization always.
336
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,849
My great-great-grandmother
was one of the first
337
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,668
mink and fox charter members
of new England.
338
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,939
Well, mink and fox is always
looking -[microphone feedback]
339
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,025
- For impassioned volunteers, right, ladies?
- Right.
340
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,944
- [Microphone feedback]
- Precisely.
341
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,396
So after some soul searching
342
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:14,683
and heavy convincing from
all my influencer friends here,
343
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:19,021
I'm thrilled to announce that I'm
also running for national president.
344
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,488
- [laughs]
- [all applauding]
345
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:25,159
Now, please, enjoy the
prosecco, courtesy of moi.
346
00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:30,383
[Attendee] excuse me, can
we get a photo of you two?
347
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,966
- Take a picture.
- Thank you.
348
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,138
What game
are you playing, audubon?
349
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,759
You know you don't give a damn
about being president of mink & fox.
350
00:17:39,843 --> 00:17:42,211
I'm old money.
These are my people.
351
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,761
You just married into it.
352
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,733
So, you're telling me you want
353
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:51,387
to run a major
service organization?
354
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:56,275
I just got a federal court to enjoin
a voting rights suppression bill
355
00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:57,525
in Alabama.
356
00:17:59,028 --> 00:18:02,780
Apart from that eight carat
wedding ring dré gave you,
357
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,117
what experience do you have
358
00:18:05,201 --> 00:18:09,036
that makes you leadership
material for this elite organization?
359
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,427
I think I will have a glass
of champagne.
360
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,511
[Waiter] There you are.
361
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,463
- Thank you.
- [waiter] Enjoy.
362
00:18:17,547 --> 00:18:18,867
I know you saw
Robin this morning.
363
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,101
So maybe the real question is
364
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:25,103
what game are you playing at
with my husband?
365
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,527
[André] don't tell me Rachel
audubon is getting to you.
366
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,727
No.
367
00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:35,481
Maybe.
368
00:18:35,565 --> 00:18:36,898
- [laughing]
- Just a little.
369
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,120
[Exclaims] When we first met,
370
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,605
I was clerking
on the ninth circuit
371
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,442
and could've had any
legal position I wanted,
372
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,993
and now, I can barely
remember that person.
373
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,947
What happened?
374
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:55,049
When I look at our kids and see
how happy they are, I am in awe.
375
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,287
I know my baby's brilliant.
376
00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,306
Rachel can't help herself,
you know how she is.
377
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,224
Yeah.
378
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,810
- [André] Mmm-hmm.
- Baby, we're going to be late.
379
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:05,894
[André] Okay.
380
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,465
Okay, maybe we can be
a little late.
381
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,367
[Both laughing]
382
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,701
[Phone ringing]
383
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,522
Hold this for me.
384
00:19:16,606 --> 00:19:17,573
- [André] Thank you.
- Thank you.
385
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,789
[Sighs]
386
00:19:20,877 --> 00:19:21,877
Yeah?
387
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,412
Oh.
388
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,381
Please...
389
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,052
Please telngressman
I will be right down.
390
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:33,139
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
391
00:19:33,223 --> 00:19:34,306
I know.
392
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,874
[Charles] and then I get a
call from the white house
393
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,810
that the president needs
to see me asap,
394
00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:40,763
but I know he just wants
my caucus to support...
395
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,681
What did I tell you about doing
that when we're conversing?
396
00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:47,268
But I'm glad you're here.
397
00:19:48,471 --> 00:19:50,406
I've been thinking
about our plans
398
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,274
to get you onto
the supreme court.
399
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,692
You mean your plan.
400
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:57,913
We've got rebuild your resume.
I'm setting up a meeting with Nancy...
401
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:01,733
Daddy, you don't have to
always be managing my life, okay?
402
00:20:01,817 --> 00:20:04,253
Well, if it wasn't for me,
you might've ended up married
403
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:08,174
to that starving musician,
Robin Taylor.
404
00:20:08,258 --> 00:20:09,625
God, you sound like mom.
405
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,959
You're lucky to be married
to such a powerful man.
406
00:20:13,496 --> 00:20:15,014
Okay, daddy.
407
00:20:15,098 --> 00:20:17,600
I have to go get ready
for the reunion.
408
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,268
- Okay.
- All right, I love you.
409
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,686
- I love you.
- [kisses]
410
00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:22,605
- All right.
- Okay.
411
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,169
- See you later.
- [Lola] Bye, daddy.
412
00:20:30,513 --> 00:20:31,896
♪ You know I'm gonna get it ♪
413
00:20:33,182 --> 00:20:34,182
♪ 'Cause I want it ♪
414
00:20:35,618 --> 00:20:36,901
♪ You know I'm gonna have it ♪
415
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:39,453
♪ 'Cause I need it ♪
416
00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:47,175
Did I tell you
how beautiful you look?
417
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,284
Hey.
418
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,937
I could really use a drink.
419
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,287
- I'm on it.
- Okay.
420
00:21:00,076 --> 00:21:01,276
[Sherri exclaims]
421
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,964
[Shouting] Lola Carmichael!
422
00:21:05,048 --> 00:21:07,666
I thought I saw you
in court today.
423
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,635
Um, what firm
are you running in New York?
424
00:21:09,719 --> 00:21:11,503
Let me guess, cravath?
425
00:21:11,587 --> 00:21:14,289
I don't actively practice law.
426
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,291
Oh.
427
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,477
Well, maybe you should
ask ucla for your money back.
428
00:21:18,561 --> 00:21:20,229
[laughs] Just kidding.
429
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,680
Oh, god. I'm kidding.
430
00:21:21,764 --> 00:21:22,798
[Both laugh]
431
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,482
It's her. It's her.
432
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,350
Sorry.
433
00:21:27,904 --> 00:21:29,805
[Sighing] Thank you.
434
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:30,969
[laughing] You're welcome.
435
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,524
[Gasps]
436
00:21:35,244 --> 00:21:38,480
Welcome my classmates!
437
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:43,986
Oh, yes, a super famous person
is hosting tonight. [Laughs]
438
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,488
As you know, I am
sarita del castillo,
439
00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:48,924
and who would have thought
way back in law school
440
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,376
that I would end up becoming
441
00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:53,095
an international recording star
442
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:57,349
and a two time Las Vegas
entertainer of the year.
443
00:21:57,433 --> 00:21:58,667
[laughing]
444
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:02,104
- Ah, I see my girl, sherri kansky.
- Oh, she knows my name.
445
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,273
- [Sara] Still loving those martinis girl.
- Yeah, I do.
446
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,174
Yes. All right,
447
00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:08,677
let's get this party started!
448
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:11,062
[All cheering]
449
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,286
- [Robin] Here we are again.
- Hi.
450
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,523
- How's it going?
- Hi.
451
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:22,740
Hey.
452
00:22:24,827 --> 00:22:26,194
[Clearing throat]
453
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,631
Lola, you are, uh,
rocking that dress.
454
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,082
Oh, thanks.
455
00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:31,467
It's the spanks.
456
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:32,750
[laughing] I can tell.
457
00:22:34,971 --> 00:22:36,922
You two were roommates
at Howard, right?
458
00:22:37,006 --> 00:22:38,390
You know we were.
459
00:22:38,474 --> 00:22:39,474
- [Lola] Yeah.
- Yeah.
460
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,561
Back when I was dating dré.
461
00:22:42,645 --> 00:22:45,064
We were all
just kids then, you know.
462
00:22:45,148 --> 00:22:46,932
[Rachel] Oh, yeah. [Laughs]
463
00:22:47,016 --> 00:22:49,600
You know, I guess everything
happens for a reason.
464
00:22:50,165 --> 00:22:51,471
I guess.
465
00:22:51,556 --> 00:22:53,605
- [André] You know what? I think we're gonna go mingle.
- Yes.
466
00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:54,990
- So let's go mingle.
- [Lola] Okay.
467
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,159
- Great idea.
- Yeah, mingle.
468
00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:58,993
- Um, nice to see you.
- [Lola] Sorry.
469
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,163
- Yeah.
- Thank you
470
00:23:05,401 --> 00:23:07,618
[clears throat]
We're going this way.
471
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,640
[Luke clears throat]
472
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,261
Are you replacing our weekly
run with a hot dog eating contest?
473
00:23:16,345 --> 00:23:17,845
[Mark] I'm starving.
474
00:23:19,082 --> 00:23:21,882
Sarita, uh, Mark Callan.
475
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:25,020
- We were in the same section together.
- Mmm.
476
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,584
I'm sorry, I have no idea
who you are.
477
00:23:27,690 --> 00:23:29,056
I meet so many people.
478
00:23:30,193 --> 00:23:31,308
It's exhausting.
479
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:38,783
You don't ever
repeat this story.
480
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,820
What! Emily, are you kidding me?
481
00:23:41,904 --> 00:23:43,489
You're still tracking her
on your phone?
482
00:23:43,573 --> 00:23:46,542
Emily is driving downtown.
She promised to quit uber.
483
00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,325
[Groans]
484
00:23:49,078 --> 00:23:51,613
Hey, Emily, call me back,
485
00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:53,966
and I knew you just
sent me to voicemail.
486
00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:56,001
You know, people hear tax law,
and they're like...
487
00:23:56,085 --> 00:23:57,786
[pretends to sleep]
488
00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,122
You know what I mean, right?
489
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:01,807
So, uh, but listen, man.
490
00:24:01,891 --> 00:24:05,728
The federal tax code, it's
like a fine wine, you know.
491
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:08,514
It's smooth, with depth
and all this...
492
00:24:08,598 --> 00:24:10,632
Interesting, I really need
to get back...
493
00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:13,569
Hey, hey, you said you were
in music or something right?
494
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:17,472
Have you ever considered transferring
your copyrights into your trust, I mean...
495
00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:18,823
- No.
- Mmm.
496
00:24:19,775 --> 00:24:21,660
Do you mind if I steal him away?
497
00:24:21,744 --> 00:24:26,614
Oh, sure, yeah. Uh, I should probably
figure out who I'm going home with.
498
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,667
Yeah, no, yeah, I'm ready.
499
00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,087
[Both laugh]
500
00:24:33,789 --> 00:24:35,174
The walk.
501
00:24:35,258 --> 00:24:36,491
Do you know him?
502
00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:37,926
Not really.
503
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:42,047
He was always sun bathing
in front of Royce hall,
504
00:24:42,131 --> 00:24:43,264
I didn't complain.
505
00:24:46,435 --> 00:24:49,520
So, pretty crazy, huh?
506
00:24:50,273 --> 00:24:53,025
Us here?
507
00:24:53,109 --> 00:24:56,944
Maybe you would've been serious
about us if it wasn't for your dad.
508
00:24:57,980 --> 00:24:58,980
I'm kidding.
509
00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:00,699
I'm kidding.
510
00:25:00,783 --> 00:25:01,866
Hey.
511
00:25:03,152 --> 00:25:04,285
Are you happy?
512
00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:07,621
Of... Of course.
513
00:25:09,959 --> 00:25:11,125
- Am I interrupting?
- Hey.
514
00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:13,994
No.
515
00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:17,548
Not at all.
516
00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:22,387
How are you crashing
my friend's reunion right now?
517
00:25:22,471 --> 00:25:25,257
Crash is right.
Thanks to your rage text,
518
00:25:25,341 --> 00:25:27,643
I almost rear ended
a smart car on figueroa.
519
00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:30,395
You are 36 weeks,
you should be at home,
520
00:25:30,479 --> 00:25:32,064
not driving for uber.
521
00:25:32,148 --> 00:25:33,548
I switched to e-drive now.
522
00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:37,219
Also, I know my fucking
body, okay? Your baby is safe.
523
00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:40,104
- All right? Your baby is safe.
- I Don' mean to be bold, um...
524
00:25:41,691 --> 00:25:43,942
...But I just can't take
my eyes off of you.
525
00:25:44,026 --> 00:25:47,395
I mean, you are glowing.
526
00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,414
You do realize
that I am fucking pregnant?
527
00:25:49,498 --> 00:25:51,900
Oh, do I ever.
528
00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,252
Wait, what?
529
00:25:53,336 --> 00:25:55,087
Oh, yes. Thank you so much.
530
00:25:55,171 --> 00:25:57,506
You cannot eat seafood!
531
00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,241
You are the worst
surrogate ever.
532
00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:00,959
Your child is gonna hate you.
533
00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:03,512
[Lola] Okay, okay.
What is with you two?
534
00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:06,765
Take a deep breath, or someone's
gonna end up in contractions.
535
00:26:06,849 --> 00:26:08,800
He judges everything I do.
536
00:26:08,884 --> 00:26:11,353
I'm staying at the ritz,
you wanna get out of here?
537
00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:12,587
You know, we could grab a bite.
538
00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:14,306
I could watch you eat for two.
539
00:26:14,390 --> 00:26:15,858
Are you hitting on my surrogate?
540
00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:17,476
100%.
541
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,611
[laughing] I mean, look at her.
542
00:26:19,695 --> 00:26:21,029
- [Luke exclaiming]
- Wanna come with me?
543
00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:22,614
[Lola] Oh, oh, oh.
544
00:26:22,698 --> 00:26:23,866
Luke's a vasovagal.
545
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:26,285
- The fuck?
- He faints when under extreme stress.
546
00:26:26,369 --> 00:26:28,153
He needs to get outside
and get some fresh air.
547
00:26:28,237 --> 00:26:29,820
I got him. Come here.
548
00:26:30,573 --> 00:26:31,573
God, you're a diva.
549
00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:34,124
I think I found her.
550
00:26:36,879 --> 00:26:38,078
Judge benner?
551
00:26:39,465 --> 00:26:40,782
Hi.
552
00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:41,950
Lola Carmichael.
553
00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:44,836
I observed one of your trials
when I was in law school.
554
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,622
Wait! You're Mark's Lola?
555
00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:50,225
Mmm, he talked about you
all the time.
556
00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:51,593
Oh.
557
00:26:51,677 --> 00:26:54,629
Mmm. I'm here to present judge
Callan an alumni achievement award.
558
00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:56,014
He's getting an award.
559
00:26:56,098 --> 00:26:59,151
I was Mark's mentor
here at the hoj.
560
00:26:59,235 --> 00:27:00,852
What made you step down
from the bench?
561
00:27:00,936 --> 00:27:02,069
[Scoffs]
562
00:27:02,905 --> 00:27:06,474
This place is a nest of vipers.
563
00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:10,245
The best thing I ever did
was to show those cowards
564
00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:13,498
my firm ass as I walked
out the door.
565
00:27:13,582 --> 00:27:14,917
[Gurgling]
566
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,583
Mmm. Oh, my stomach.
567
00:27:17,953 --> 00:27:20,822
Oh. [Sniffs] Oh, no!
568
00:27:20,906 --> 00:27:21,873
Are you okay?
569
00:27:21,957 --> 00:27:23,658
Mmm. It's this damn shrimp!
570
00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:26,494
What was I thinking
eating event seafood?
571
00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:28,663
[Sara over pa] If everyone could
please come to the stage area,
572
00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:32,517
we're about to start the
alumni awards presentation!
573
00:27:32,601 --> 00:27:34,686
Okay, here are my notes.
574
00:27:34,770 --> 00:27:36,939
Just remember to punch the
joke about him being cheap.
575
00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:38,223
Wait, me?
576
00:27:38,307 --> 00:27:40,108
No, you need to find
someone else.
577
00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:42,277
No, you present the award.
No time!
578
00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,611
I need to hit the bathroom fast!
579
00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:55,506
[Emily] Just like that, okay.
580
00:27:56,191 --> 00:27:57,326
- Better?
- [Luke] Yeah.
581
00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:58,492
[Emily] Good.
582
00:27:59,412 --> 00:28:00,544
I, um...
583
00:28:03,699 --> 00:28:06,050
- I'm sorry for being on you all the time.
- Hmm.
584
00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:10,455
Look, maybe I have been
a little active lately.
585
00:28:10,539 --> 00:28:12,307
- [Luke] Mmm-hmm.
- So, you know,
586
00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:13,891
your anxiety is understandable.
587
00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:19,346
You can touch it.
588
00:28:22,151 --> 00:28:23,901
Mmm.
589
00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:26,737
You're gonna be
a really great dad, Luke.
590
00:28:27,723 --> 00:28:29,157
Probably a helicopter parent.
591
00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:32,160
[Emily] Definitely, but, like,
in the best way.
592
00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:34,244
And you're obviously
an amazing husband.
593
00:28:35,063 --> 00:28:37,498
Shit, too bad you're married.
594
00:28:40,569 --> 00:28:42,704
[Voice over on TV] at ucla,
595
00:28:42,788 --> 00:28:46,074
judge Callan served as co-editor
in chief of the law review...
596
00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:47,743
[Lola] Benner got
food poisoning,
597
00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:49,978
- and asked me to step in...
- [voice over on TV] he was the youngest judge ever...
598
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,129
...Unless you'd like me
to find someone else.
599
00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:55,432
No. No, it's... That's fine.
600
00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:01,356
He is the recipient
of the medal...
601
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,307
Oh, my god. We were such dorks.
602
00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:06,344
Did you pick that picture?
603
00:29:06,428 --> 00:29:09,563
They had me send them a bunch of
photos from when we were in law school.
604
00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:11,982
You were in most.
605
00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:15,452
You were my ride or die, lo.
606
00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:18,322
We were gonna take on
the world together.
607
00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:20,908
And then I left.
608
00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:24,495
It was hard for me to accept
609
00:29:25,548 --> 00:29:26,548
that you...
610
00:29:27,449 --> 00:29:29,868
Chose a different life.
611
00:29:29,952 --> 00:29:32,721
[Sara] And now, ladies and
gentlemen, welcome to the stage,
612
00:29:32,805 --> 00:29:36,040
the honorable judge,
Mark Callan.
613
00:29:36,124 --> 00:29:37,392
- [Audience applauds]
- [woman] All right.
614
00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:40,629
My old
section two amigo, apparently.
615
00:29:40,713 --> 00:29:42,513
- [Audience applauding]
- [person] Woo hoo!
616
00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:48,819
Now, to present the alumni
achievement award this year,
617
00:29:49,805 --> 00:29:50,805
uh...
618
00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:52,606
[whispers] Lola Carmichael.
619
00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:55,911
...Lola king cola.
620
00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,395
[Sherri cheers]
621
00:29:57,479 --> 00:29:59,247
Lola, don't stop!
622
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:00,331
[Sherri cheers]
623
00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:01,583
[Sara breathes in]
624
00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:02,667
Here you are, dear.
625
00:30:02,751 --> 00:30:04,619
It's a rental,
so just be careful.
626
00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:06,537
- [Woman] Lola!
- [clears throat]
627
00:30:07,155 --> 00:30:08,256
[Lola clears throat]
628
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,506
[Lola] Okay.
629
00:30:10,259 --> 00:30:13,011
I am Lola Carmichael.
630
00:30:13,095 --> 00:30:16,181
It seems like just yesterday,
Mark and I were first years
631
00:30:16,265 --> 00:30:21,603
having secret study meetings in
the back staircase of the law library.
632
00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:26,256
Two young dreamers plotting
our future legal conquests.
633
00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:30,612
And for one of us,
that dream came true.
634
00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:31,895
[Softly] Lola.
635
00:30:36,785 --> 00:30:39,403
I could not
be more proud of my friend.
636
00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:48,763
It's easy to point out all that's
wrong with our justice system.
637
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,600
But what's hard
is staying in the fight,
638
00:30:51,684 --> 00:30:53,016
showing up every day.
639
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:58,021
And you do that
with undivided commitment.
640
00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:03,094
So...
641
00:31:04,379 --> 00:31:08,900
It is with great admiration
that I present this year's
642
00:31:08,984 --> 00:31:12,988
alumni achievement award
to the honorable
643
00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,190
judge Mark Callan.
644
00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:17,658
[Audience applauds]
645
00:31:29,455 --> 00:31:30,537
Nice speech.
646
00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:34,425
Thanks.
647
00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:37,261
Mark always
deserved better than you.
648
00:31:38,347 --> 00:31:40,048
Also, stay away from my husband.
649
00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:41,833
I am happily married.
650
00:31:41,917 --> 00:31:43,383
What is your problem with me?
651
00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:45,837
You know, you should
drop out of the election
652
00:31:45,921 --> 00:31:48,356
while you can still spare
yourself the humiliation.
653
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:52,110
I hail from four generations
of black society.
654
00:31:52,194 --> 00:31:56,364
You'll always just be Lola
from inglewood.
655
00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:58,231
Little miss ghetto wears Prada.
656
00:31:58,934 --> 00:32:00,569
Are threatened by me, Rachel?
657
00:32:00,653 --> 00:32:02,204
Not in the least.
658
00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:04,188
Then what is your problem?
659
00:32:04,272 --> 00:32:07,542
It's been 10 years. Get over it!
660
00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:09,527
- You should have asked me.
- I did.
661
00:32:09,611 --> 00:32:12,080
You said it was fine.
662
00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:15,083
You had Robin.
You had to go after dre too.
663
00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:16,585
You two were broken up!
664
00:32:16,669 --> 00:32:20,138
As my friend, as my line sister,
you should have known better
665
00:32:20,222 --> 00:32:22,723
and checked in to see
if I was really okay with it.
666
00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:27,845
I get it.
667
00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,398
You're right. I'm sorry.
668
00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:36,186
Wanna do a shot?
669
00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:39,741
You know, I'm still gonna have
to whoop your ass in the election.
670
00:32:39,825 --> 00:32:41,525
Right? Ms. Carmichael.
671
00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:47,447
- So Tequila, straight up?
- Duh.
672
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:49,410
[Bartender] Coming right up.
673
00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:53,455
[Whispers] Sarita. Sarita.
Sarita.
674
00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:54,839
- Oh, yes!
- [sherri] Do you remember me?
675
00:32:54,923 --> 00:32:56,091
- Yes, I do!
- Sherri kansky.
676
00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:57,626
- Yes, sherri.
- I'm such a fan of yours.
677
00:32:57,710 --> 00:32:59,127
- Oh... Wait, what did you... Say it again!
- That I'm such a fan of yours.
678
00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,411
Oh!
679
00:33:00,495 --> 00:33:02,464
- Do you think we can do a duet together?
- Oh!
680
00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,749
- Just like one song.
- Oh. Sure, sister!
681
00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:06,184
- [Sherri squeals excitedly]
- [Sara chuckles]
682
00:33:06,268 --> 00:33:07,752
- Oh.
- Uh, "no more tears." key of c.
683
00:33:07,836 --> 00:33:09,137
- Oh. All right.
- [sherri] Thank you.
684
00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:10,355
- [Chuckles]
- [sherri] Excuse me.
685
00:33:10,439 --> 00:33:12,524
- "No more tears."
- you'll be Donna.
686
00:33:12,608 --> 00:33:14,759
- [Woman laughs]
- I'll be Barbra.
687
00:33:14,843 --> 00:33:15,944
[Sara] Oh, um...
688
00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:19,097
- I actually...
- [humming]
689
00:33:19,181 --> 00:33:20,482
- ...Sing the Barbara part.
- [sherri humming]
690
00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:21,533
Um. [Clears throat]
691
00:33:21,617 --> 00:33:24,486
- [Humming]
- [Sara chuckles]
692
00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:25,487
Singing "No More Tears"...
693
00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:28,439
♪ It's raining ♪
694
00:33:28,523 --> 00:33:30,942
♪ It's pouring ♪
695
00:33:31,026 --> 00:33:36,965
♪ My love life
is boring me to tears ♪
696
00:33:37,049 --> 00:33:41,136
♪ After all these years ♪
697
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:44,388
♪ No sunshine no moonlight ♪
698
00:33:45,540 --> 00:33:50,228
♪ No stardust
no sign of romance ♪
699
00:33:50,312 --> 00:33:51,563
Wow! [Chuckles]
700
00:33:51,647 --> 00:33:56,735
♪ We don't stand a chance ♪
701
00:33:56,819 --> 00:33:58,236
♪ I always ♪
702
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,905
- Aww, you're the best.
- [chuckles]
703
00:34:00,989 --> 00:34:03,241
- You're rocking that bump.
- Thank you.
704
00:34:03,325 --> 00:34:04,326
You're welcome.
705
00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:06,745
♪ But he turned out ♪
706
00:34:06,829 --> 00:34:11,166
♪ To be like every other man ♪
707
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:15,003
♪ Our love ♪
708
00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:19,591
♪ Our love ♪
709
00:34:19,675 --> 00:34:20,542
♪ Raining ♪
710
00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:21,509
♪ Raining ♪
711
00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:22,677
♪ Pouring ♪
712
00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:23,845
♪ Pouring ♪
713
00:34:23,929 --> 00:34:29,000
♪ There's nothing left
for us here ♪
714
00:34:29,084 --> 00:34:30,552
♪ Mmm hmm ♪
715
00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:35,939
♪ And we won't waste ♪
716
00:34:36,692 --> 00:34:43,029
♪ Another ♪
717
00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:45,283
[woman] Sing it!
718
00:34:45,367 --> 00:34:48,519
♪ Tear ♪
719
00:34:48,603 --> 00:34:49,520
[man] Yeah!
720
00:34:49,604 --> 00:34:54,075
[Sara vocalizing]
721
00:34:54,159 --> 00:35:00,213
[Sherri vocalizing]
722
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,252
♪ If you've had enough
don't put up with his stuff ♪
723
00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:06,971
♪ Don't you do it ♪
724
00:35:07,055 --> 00:35:08,139
♪ Oh ♪
725
00:35:08,223 --> 00:35:09,707
♪ If you've had your fill ♪
726
00:35:09,791 --> 00:35:11,559
♪ Get your check pay the bill ♪
727
00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:14,929
♪ You can do it ♪
728
00:35:15,013 --> 00:35:16,714
♪ Oh ♪
729
00:35:16,798 --> 00:35:18,983
♪ Tell him to just get out ♪
730
00:35:19,067 --> 00:35:22,404
♪ Nothing left to talk about ♪
731
00:35:22,488 --> 00:35:23,387
[Sara exclaims]
732
00:35:23,471 --> 00:35:26,274
♪ Pack his raincoat
show him out ♪
733
00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:30,744
♪ Just look him in the eye
and simply shout ♪
734
00:35:31,663 --> 00:35:32,746
[screams]
735
00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:36,251
Holy shit. My water just broke.
736
00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:38,169
She's having a baby!
737
00:35:38,253 --> 00:35:40,071
Is there a doctor in the house?
738
00:35:40,155 --> 00:35:42,507
There's a doula in the house.
739
00:35:42,591 --> 00:35:43,591
[Cheers]
740
00:35:45,093 --> 00:35:47,962
Doula! Doula! Doula!
741
00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:49,764
How are you instantly here?
742
00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:50,748
♪ No more ♪
743
00:35:50,832 --> 00:35:51,633
♪ No ♪
744
00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:52,967
♪ Enough is enough is enough ♪
745
00:35:53,051 --> 00:35:54,919
- [Mark] Breathe.
- [medic] Make room! Make room!
746
00:35:55,003 --> 00:35:56,003
[Mark] Breathe.
747
00:35:57,005 --> 00:35:58,139
[Man] All right. It's okay.
748
00:35:58,223 --> 00:35:59,474
♪ Enough is enough is enough ♪
749
00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:00,758
- [Emily breathing heavily]
- It's crowning.
750
00:36:00,842 --> 00:36:02,644
[Emily breathes out] - I
need some hot, organic water.
751
00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:04,446
- [Emily screams]
- [Mark] Breathe. You got this.
752
00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,865
Emily, I need you
to set your intention to push.
753
00:36:06,949 --> 00:36:07,949
I can cut the cord.
754
00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:09,433
[All] Go away!
755
00:36:09,517 --> 00:36:10,985
♪ I want him out ♪
756
00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:13,154
[screams]
757
00:36:13,238 --> 00:36:16,541
[Baby cries]
758
00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:18,293
♪ I want him out that door now ♪
759
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:19,910
[baby cries]
760
00:36:20,963 --> 00:36:22,045
[Softly exclaims]
761
00:36:22,631 --> 00:36:24,214
An avocado?
762
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,200
What the...
763
00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:34,792
Robin.
764
00:36:34,876 --> 00:36:36,560
Babe, you're not
gonna believe...
765
00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:39,095
Morning, babe.
766
00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:45,936
Morning, babe.
767
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:03,203
Babe. Wake up, babe.
768
00:37:05,007 --> 00:37:06,174
Oh, wait.
769
00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:08,326
I'm not still sleeping, am I?
770
00:37:08,410 --> 00:37:09,761
[Chuckles]
771
00:37:09,845 --> 00:37:12,847
I called your mom
and asked her to watch Bailey.
772
00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:15,849
So I could come apologize.
773
00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,436
There was no excuse
774
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,803
for me to act like that.
775
00:37:20,522 --> 00:37:21,773
I'm sorry, too.
776
00:37:21,857 --> 00:37:23,358
I know...
777
00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:26,059
That getting back
to work is important and...
778
00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:28,244
I wasn't hearing you.
779
00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:32,033
Well...
780
00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:33,952
I'm taking you out.
781
00:37:34,036 --> 00:37:35,870
- Our favorite Mexican spot.
- [chuckles]
782
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:40,123
I've been having the craziest
craving for some fresh guacamole.
783
00:37:42,277 --> 00:37:43,578
Yeah.
784
00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:46,881
I recognize that compassion
and rehabilitation must be
785
00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:49,384
balanced by the need
to protect society
786
00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:51,302
from repeat offenders.
787
00:37:51,386 --> 00:37:56,139
Therefore, the court is revoking
Mr. Rivera's original probation.
788
00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,142
Your honor!
789
00:37:58,226 --> 00:38:00,979
I again request that you
consider the offer of resources
790
00:38:01,063 --> 00:38:03,064
by Ms. Lopez
and her organization.
791
00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:04,148
[Lola] I have.
792
00:38:04,232 --> 00:38:06,568
Which is why I'm ordering
a new term of probation
793
00:38:06,652 --> 00:38:11,321
with the added condition that Mr. Rivera
works with free counsel initiative
794
00:38:11,973 --> 00:38:13,239
and meet regularly.
795
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,910
Thank you, your honor.
796
00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:22,199
Thank you.
797
00:38:38,433 --> 00:38:39,433
[Mouthing] Are you okay?
798
00:38:42,270 --> 00:38:44,551
- I never should have...
- I think I overstepped when I...
799
00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:48,643
- I'm sorry.
- Me, too.
800
00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:49,811
I'm sorry.
801
00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:52,363
I know that I can...
802
00:38:52,447 --> 00:38:54,731
- Be judgy.
- We both can be.
803
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,200
[Sighs]
804
00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:58,286
I had a dream
805
00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:01,539
that you were the judge
and courtroom maitre d'.
806
00:39:01,623 --> 00:39:04,375
- I hope I didn't sentence you to life without cabernet.
- No.
807
00:39:04,459 --> 00:39:05,877
It was weird.
Everyone was in it.
808
00:39:05,961 --> 00:39:07,495
Emily was pregnant.
809
00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:09,059
I don't wanna know
who the father was.
810
00:39:09,531 --> 00:39:11,998
- [Chuckles]
- What?
811
00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:14,636
Nothing.
812
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:19,507
- Okay.
- There are many sides to every story.
813
00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:23,227
And the road not taken does not always
guarantee the grass will be greener.
814
00:39:23,311 --> 00:39:25,345
- Oh, okay, Yoda.
- [chuckles]
815
00:39:26,214 --> 00:39:27,065
Last time
816
00:39:27,149 --> 00:39:28,983
- thoughts on Stanford.
- No.
817
00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,650
No, no, no. Not touching it.
818
00:39:31,153 --> 00:39:32,153
I respect that.
819
00:39:33,054 --> 00:39:34,404
What should I do?
820
00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:36,607
I don't know.
821
00:39:37,559 --> 00:39:41,277
Life is complicated and messy.
822
00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:44,114
You should do what feels right.
823
00:39:44,981 --> 00:39:47,900
But if I were you,
I wouldn't go.
824
00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:49,252
Closure or no closure.
825
00:39:54,676 --> 00:39:56,376
- Thanks, man.
- Yeah.
826
00:39:57,073 --> 00:39:59,073
- All right. I gotta go.
- Okay.
61505
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