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THE MURDER CASE

THAT WAS TOO IMPOSSIBLE

THE MURDER CASE

THAT WAS TOO IMPOSSIBLE

His guard may have been down,

but even so, there aren't many humans who could take out an S-class hero.

Indeed. The killer is probably…

one of us here!

But who was it{which one}?

THE ZOMBIEMAN MURDER FILE

THE ZOMBIEMAN MURDER FILE

THE DAY BEFORE

The story begins a day ago.

We were honored as persons of distinguished service

for stopping an alien invasion and preventing the largest disaster in history.{this line / pair is tough}

In{To show their} appreciation, the Hero Association took us on an overnight trip.

That feels good…

It was very generous of the Association to take us to a hot spring{on a hot springs trip} to celebrate our victory.

Though some of us left the field without fighting…

You're right.

How come we're sharing this place with a pack of jackasses who didn't lift a finger?!

We had other tasks.

What's more important than fighting aliens?

It's none of your business.

They were taking down violent criminals and monsters

with bounties on their heads in other towns.{there's a bit of a "crash blossoms" issue here; the line reads as if the bounties, rather than the bounty heads, were in other towns. also unsplit?}

It's all been confirmed.

They left because they figured the rest of us could handle things without them.

Yeah, well, it all worked out.

I left because I was hungry.

I just want to protect my own town.

I've always got a pile of requests to get rid of monsters.

I can't lie around all day like you.

What'd you say?!

I had to skip my little sister's piano recital!

Come on, guys. Let's try to get along today.

I could have handled it all by myself.

Hey! You're not supposed to wear swimsuits in a hot spring!

Who cares?!{hold up WHO's saying this? oh dear}

Jeez…

I doubt that the danger foreseen by Madame Shibabawa has passed.{I doubt that the danger Madame Shibabawa prophesied has passed.}{this line and the following few: italicize or no?}

I've asked you all here today under the pretext of discussing this matter.

But be that as it may,

I am deeply grateful for your heroic acts on the day of the attack.

I'd like you all to let loose and enjoy yourselves tonight.

All right!

Cheers!

Cheers!

I believe this is "Dragon Slayer"!{This is "Dragon Slayer," no?}{Is this "Dragon Slayer"?}{Dragonslayer}{Dragon Slayer}{never Dragon Killer. Dragons are not killed; they are slain.}

A truly great sake!

Yeah. Easy to drink, but strong.

Who is it? Who's number one?

Muscle{…} pose!

Are they ever not putting on a muscle show?

Having fun, Child Emperor?

Oh yeah, kind of.

I see. That's good.

No one would have believed it at the time,

but our peaceful party was about to turn into a gruesome crime scene…

Let's start with the murder weapon{weapon that was used}.

Yeah, that's mine.

But I left my katana in the banquet hall.

Someone must've taken it.

You don't believe me?

For starters{To begin with}, we were drinking over there 'till just a moment ago, right?

True.

What? You think we're all conspiring together?

Atomic Samurai is innocent.

What?

Sitch and I were there too.

You can ask him.

I suppose he can't be a suspect, so his testimony would be credible.

Besides, we have no motive.

A motive, huh…

Speaking of motives, I just remembered, Prisoner…

You were staring at Zombieman rather suspiciously!

Yeah… I was thinking it'd be so great…

What would?

If little Zombie here were mine.

However, I restrict myself to violent criminals.

Even then, I never kill them! What a waste!

But you're the only {"}convict{"} amongst us.

And{But}{Although} you escape from prison like it's nothing.

So society would say the least trustworthy is—

That's discrimination!

I'm just reasoning via the process of elimination.

In that case, I have someone in mind too.

I overheard an ominous remark when you and Zombie were talking.

You asked dear Zombieman if he really wouldn't die even if you punched him.

Yeah, Genos told me there's a rumor going around that he's immortal.

Don't tell me Master Saitama is a suspect?

I'm just looking at different possibilities from a rational perspective.

We don't know much about Saitama.

He could be a spy from another organiza—

Well, maybe not with that face.

Look, even if Master Saitama wanted to kill Zombieman,

he wouldn't need a weapon. A single punch would—

Wait.

If Master wanted to test Zombieman's immortality,

he might have used a weapon to go easy on him.

That would make sense!

Master, do not worry.

I will defend you at your trial{right to the end}.{and here, not being able to actually TLC bites me in the ass}

I didn't do it!

Now, now. The others haven't been cleared yet, either.

Flash has fallen silent as he stares at the dead body.

Pig God is eating breakfast.

Watchdog Man is still sleeping.

And as for Metal Bat…

I didn't do it.

Unlike the others, I'm underage{a minor}, so I didn't drink.

{So }I couldn't have gotten drunk and {made a mistake}done anything stupid…

Wh-What?

You're unusually quiet today.

Lay off! I'm just not a morning person, that's all!

Now, now…

So who first discovered the body?

Wouldn't they be the prime suspect?

It was the waitress here, so that's a dead end.

Well… I just ran over because someone told me…

What? So someone else discovered the body first?

King!

You…

Why didn't you say anything?

No one asked me.

Please tell us how you found the body.

I was on my way to the vending machine to get a drink

when I found{saw} a body on the ground.

I let the front desk know.

That's it.

King, what were you up to last night?

I soaked in the bath in my room, then went to sleep.

What? This inn is known for its large outdoor bath.

Why would you use the bath in your room?

Such decisions are mine to make.

There was always something sketchy about this King guy…

I'm not trying to hide anything.

That sound…

You call it the "King Engine," right?

Am I to assume you're ready to fight?

If my innocence is under suspicion,

I'm left with no choice.

Jeez!

You're still at it?

If you're all under suspicion,

then I'll just restrain all of you!

Just a moment, Tatsumaki!

Restrain? What's going on?

What?!

Could someone pull this out?

Who attacked you, Zombieman?

Well, I drank quite a bit last night, so I don't really remember.

But, if I'm not mistaken,

that katana came flying through the air and impaled me.

Then, because I was drunk, I must have fallen asleep.

So you're saying my sword was floating in the air?

Yeah, surrounded by a green light.

Just like that.

Wh-What?

Tatsumaki, what were you doing{did you do} after dinner last night?

I don't remember!

Were you perhaps drinking?

I don't know. I said, I don't remember!

You think you're gonna get away with a lame excuse like that?

What?!

Look, I know Zombieman doesn't die when he gets killed!{the nicest of memes}

If I wanted him dead, I wouldn't do something this half-assed.

Let's just forget it already.

As we can all see, Zombieman is fine.

Yeah, {it }doesn't bother me.

Stuff like this happens all the time when you drink.

Nah. Not really.

Okay, let's break it up.

Let's hit the baths, Iai.

Oh… right!

Child Emperor, do you have a minute?

Th-This is…

So it really was Tatsumaki who did it.{I knew Tatsumaki did it.}

She looks pretty drunk.

But why on earth would she do this?

I know Zombieman doesn't die when he gets killed!

Oh, I get it!

She knew about Zombieman's {regenerative abilities}regeneration and was just enjoying herself…

Then again,

what would make Tatsumaki let herself get that drunk?{what would cause Tatsumaki to drink to that point?}{both versions of this line are pretty iffy}{this split is also iffy}

So the little brat caused all that trouble?

But why would she do something like that?

That is…

…most likely your fault, Master.

I'm done.

Here.

I still don't like drinking…

Don't like drinking?

Stop acting grown-up.

You're a kid. Of course you shouldn't be drinking!

Kids should drink{be drinking} orange juice or something!

Huh? {Listen, you}How dare you—

I'll go order one for you right now.

Tatsumaki's pride got hurt,

so she forced herself to drink more.

You know, that hot spring sure felt great, huh, Genos?

Yes!

{ED}

aa, sore

aa, sore

aa, sore

Ah, c'mon

Ah, c'mon

Ah, c'mon

aa, yoisho

aa, yoisho

aa, yoisho

Ah, heave-ho

Ah, heave-ho

Ah, heave-ho

aa, sore sore sore sore

aa, sore sore sore sore

aa, sore sore sore sore

Ah, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon!

Ah, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon!

Ah, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon!

kateru katenai janaku

kateru katenai janaku

kateru katenai janaku

It's not about winning or losing

It's not about winning or losing

It's not about winning or losing

koko de ore wa omae ni tachimukawa nakucha ikenai n da!

koko de ore wa omae ni tachimukawa nakucha ikenai n da!

koko de ore wa omae ni tachimukawa nakucha ikenai n da!

It's about me taking you on right here, right now!

It's about me taking you on right here, right now!

It's about me taking you on right here, right now!

seigi no jitensha nori mumen raida sanjo!

seigi no jitensha nori mumen raida sanjo!

seigi no jitensha nori mumen raida sanjo!

The righteous cyclist, Mumen Rider, is here!

The righteous cyclist, Mumen Rider, is here!

The righteous cyclist, Mumen Rider, is here!

sorezore kikkake aru keredo

sorezore kikkake aru keredo

sorezore kikkake aru keredo

Although we have different motivations,

Although we have different motivations,

Although we have different motivations,

kokorozasu no wa onaji koto

kokorozasu no wa onaji koto

kokorozasu no wa onaji koto

our goals are the same.

our goals are the same.

our goals are the same.

shimin no anzen mamoru tame warera hiro wa yuku

shimin no anzen mamoru tame warera hiro wa yuku

shimin no anzen mamoru tame warera hiro wa yuku

We heroes are here to protect the citizens.

We heroes are here to protect the citizens.

We heroes are here to protect the citizens.

jisseki. noryoku. kokedo zara ni wa ninki made

jisseki. noryoku. kokedo zara ni wa ninki made

jisseki. noryoku. kokedo zara ni wa ninki made

Accomplishments, skills, contributions, and popularity!

Accomplishments, skills, contributions, and popularity!

Accomplishments, skills, contributions, and popularity!

aa S kyu A kyu B kyu C kyu!

aa S kyu A kyu B kyu C kyu!

aa S kyu A kyu B kyu C kyu!

Ah, S Class, A Class, B Class, C Class!

Ah, S Class, A Class, B Class, C Class!

Ah, S Class, A Class, B Class, C Class!

S kyu nana i ore wa kingu!

S kyu nana i ore wa kingu!

S kyu nana i ore wa kingu!

Seventh in Class S, I am King!

Seventh in Class S, I am King!

Seventh in Class S, I am King!

wanpan ondo

wanpan ondo

wanpan ondo

One-Punch March

One-Punch March

One-Punch March

kono onsoku no sonikku ga hiro to issho ni uta nado utaeru wake ga nai!

kono onsoku no sonikku ga hiro to issho ni uta nado utaeru wake ga nai!

kono onsoku no sonikku ga hiro to issho ni uta nado utaeru wake ga nai!

There's no way I, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic, would sing with you heroes!

There's no way I, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic, would sing with you heroes!

There's no way I, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic, would sing with you heroes!

tsubekobe ittenai de ma omae mo utae!

tsubekobe ittenai de ma omae mo utae!

tsubekobe ittenai de ma omae mo utae!

Don't be such a smartass, just sing, alright?

Don't be such a smartass, just sing, alright?

Don't be such a smartass, just sing, alright?

fussorenara chijo saikyo no otoko, kingu ga soro de utatte yaruze!

fussorenara chijo saikyo no otoko, kingu ga soro de utatte yaruze!

fussorenara chijo saikyo no otoko, kingu ga soro de utatte yaruze!

Hmpf! Then I, the strongest man on Earth, King, shall sing the solo!

Hmpf! Then I, the strongest man on Earth, King, shall sing the solo!

Hmpf! Then I, the strongest man on Earth, King, shall sing the solo!

ikigomi wa yoshi! naka yoku minna de utao u!

ikigomi wa yoshi! naka yoku minna de utao u!

ikigomi wa yoshi! naka yoku minna de utao u!

Well said, guys! Let's sing together!

Well said, guys! Let's sing together!

Well said, guys! Let's sing together!

aa, sore sore sore

aa, sore sore sore

aa, sore sore sore

Ah, c'mon c'mon c'mon!

Ah, c'mon c'mon c'mon!

Ah, c'mon c'mon c'mon!

ichigeki hissatsu one punch

ichigeki hissatsu one punch

ichigeki hissatsu one punch

One-hit KO, One Punch

One-hit KO, One Punch

One-hit KO, One Punch

One-Punch March

One-Punch March

One-Punch March

wanpan ondo

wanpan ondo

wanpan ondo

odore ya utae ya tatakae ya

odore ya utae ya tatakae ya

odore ya utae ya tatakae ya

Dance! Sing! Fight!

Dance! Sing! Fight!

Dance! Sing! Fight!

wanpan ah ondo

wanpan ah ondo

wanpan ah ondo

One-Punch March

One-Punch March

One-Punch March