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THE SHADOW THAT SNUCK UP TOO CLOSE

THE SHADOW THAT SNUCK UP TOO CLOSE

Could she have checked my call history without asking?!

Dammit. We've lost the alien's location.

There it is, standing in front of the spacecraft!

This is trouble!

Your mom got a call from someone saying she was your fiancée!

No, it can't be!{lmao what is this TL and how do I fix it}

And the alien's been taken out.

She contacted me too!

"Everyone in my way has been eliminated. I can't wait for our date tomorrow."

I never agreed to any dates!

The woman's more dangerous than the aliens!

Man… Stalkers really are scary.

Soy Sauce

Soy Sauce

Come to think of it,

I've been feeling eyes on me lately, too.

I've defeated a lot of bad guys in the past.

Maybe someone's got a grudge against me.

It's no big deal if it's just someone with a grudge.

But, if that grudge or anger

turned into some kind of warped love, like that movie,

would I be able to handle it?{how should I handle it?}

This place is getting pretty messy.

It has been three days since I started investigating the secret of Master Saitama's power.

I have yet to gain any information,

and time is ticking away…

Is he purposely being cautious so no one can find out?

I hope I come up with something soon.

As I suspected, he is on guard.

I must hurry.

Investigation, day 4.

He is eating out for the first time.

I see.

Perhaps the secret to his power lies in his food.

Right now, we have specials on steak.

They're all very good!

Uh… I guess… just give me…

whatever's cheapest.

The 150 gram steak?

Uh, no…

This.

So, one side order of French fries…

Oh, that's all.

Looks like it's time for a job again.

Man…

Enjoy.

Seriously? The portion's so small.

This is 300 yen?

And there's only one of the long, soft ones I like.

The rest are all short and crispy.

It sure isn't my day today…

Is that it?

Huh?

The nice long one is…

…gone!

Excuse me.

Yes?

I'm…

missing a fry.

Huh?

Yeah, my fries.

The long one…

There was one that was on the longer side,

and while I was in the bathroom…

Uh…

You didn't eat it, did you?

What?

I mean, did anyone eat it?

Would you like me to call the manager?

Oh, no… it's okay.

Don't worry about it.

He makes a special trip to a family{chain} restaurant,

and orders only French fries.

No normal person would dream of such behavior.

And in that case…

There is…

a strong possibility that this is a special foodstuff,

and that it holds the key to Master Saitama's power.

Its appearance seems normal.

Could there be a secret ingredient?

No…

No matter how I look at it, all I see is a regular French fry.

Perhaps there is no secret to his diet?

I will send the data and have it analyzed.

Who the hell ate my fry?

And why did it have to be the only long one?

Wait…

Don't tell me I really do have…

a stalker?

Thieving bastard!

I'm so gonna kick your ass!

I'll hide right here until he comes past.

The area around here is deserted, so I should be the only one around.

In other words,

if someone shows up at my house,

that person has got to be my stalker,

no, my French fry thief, for sure!

No one's coming.

Master, what are you up to?

He's been in the same position for two hours now.

Is he engaging in some kind of visualization exercise?

Is the analysis complete?

Thank you, Doctor.

I'll head back now.

Damn!

No one came.

What's going on?

My face…!

I'll make you all dry as dead leaves!

Better be careful.

It's been a bad day,

and I'm in a bad mood.

That head…

I finally meet it again!

Huh?

You don't remember me?

Six months ago, you beat me with a single punch.

I am the wanted B-class criminal, Men's Esthetician Man!

The shock of being defeated by you made my luscious skin completely dry out!

Ever since, I've kept to a strict {training and moisturizing}skin{ }care regimen, all the while searching for you!

So you're—

That's right,{let it go over the keyframe}

you remember now?

As I wandered about looking for you,

I turned into a much more powerful monster!

So that's what happened.

I knew that if I kept causing random incidents,

you'd turn up again.

Everything adds up now.

It was you.

I doubt you can keep up with this smoother, softer me!

I don't remember you at all.

But it was you, wasn't it?

You're the one who stole my French fry.

You're the stalker!

Main ingredient: potato.

24 kilocalories.

Sugar: 1.8 grams.

Carbohydrates: 4.2 grams.

Sodium: 0.035 grams.

Protein: 0.32 grams.

Damn!

It is just a French fry!

He has a normal diet.

It is no different from an average person's.

I have not discovered a single thing.

Could Master be a cyborg like me?

I am left with only one course of action.{There is only one thing left I can do.}

I don't care how many times you come back to challenge me.

But let me just say this…

Don't you ever go around stealing people's French fries again!

If you're gonna come at me, face me head on.

If I continue being a hero,

this won't be the last time someone's out for revenge against me.

That's just my fate. {There's }Nothing I can do about it.

I just need to change my mindset{how I think}.

Right! I need to think positively.

I just have to believe there'll be people in this world who appreciate all the things that I do.

I became a hero three years ago.

I'm not saying I need fans,

but it would be nice if someone noticed what I've been doing…

Oh yeah, there was that guy who wanted to be my {*}apprentice{*disciple}.

Investigation, day 5.

I have prepared myself for the worst.

Master!

You actually showed up.{consistency with ep.02}

aa, sore

aa, sore

aa, sore

Ah, c'mon

Ah, c'mon

Ah, c'mon

aa, yoisho

aa, yoisho

aa, yoisho

Ah, heave-ho

Ah, heave-ho

Ah, heave-ho

aa, sore sore sore sore

aa, sore sore sore sore

aa, sore sore sore sore

Ah, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon!

Ah, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon!

Ah, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon!

ore no na ha saitama

ore no na ha saitama

ore no na ha saitama

My name is Saitama

My name is Saitama

My name is Saitama

kono yo ni habikoru aku o taosu tame

kono yo ni habikoru aku o taosu tame

kono yo ni habikoru aku o taosu tame

I'm here to defeat the evil that's infested this world,

I'm here to defeat the evil that's infested this world,

I'm here to defeat the evil that's infested this world,

shumi de hero o yatteiru mono da

shumi de hero o yatteiru mono da

shumi de hero o yatteiru mono da

just a guy who's a hero for fun.

just a guy who's a hero for fun.

just a guy who's a hero for fun.

mainichi kakasazu hibi tanren

mainichi kakasazu hibi tanren

mainichi kakasazu hibi tanren

Never miss a day of training

Never miss a day of training

Never miss a day of training

aircon kinshi ha kotaeta ga

aircon kinshi ha kotaeta ga

aircon kinshi ha kotaeta ga

and make sure to shut off the A/C

and make sure to shut off the A/C

and make sure to shut off the A/C

tsui ni te ni ireta kono kobushi

tsui ni te ni ireta kono kobushi

tsui ni te ni ireta kono kobushi

Finally, I've obtained at last

Finally, I've obtained at last

Finally, I've obtained at last

attouteki chikara

attouteki chikara

attouteki chikara

overwhelming power!

overwhelming power!

overwhelming power!

wasurecha naranu ha gomi dashi hi

wasurecha naranu ha gomi dashi hi

wasurecha naranu ha gomi dashi hi

Never forget about garbage day

Never forget about garbage day

Never forget about garbage day

super no tokubaibi

super no tokubaibi

super no tokubaibi

and bargain day at the supermarket

and bargain day at the supermarket

and bargain day at the supermarket

aa, yasui yasui yasui yasui

aa, yasui yasui yasui yasui

aa, yasui yasui yasui yasui

Ah, savings, savings, savings, savings!

Ah, savings, savings, savings, savings!

Ah, savings, savings, savings, savings!

konbu no kouka de kami hero

konbu no kouka de kami hero

konbu no kouka de kami hero

Come on, kelp, make my hair grow

Come on, kelp, make my hair grow

Come on, kelp, make my hair grow

wanpan ondo

wanpan ondo

wanpan ondo

One-Punch March

One-Punch March

One-Punch March

hanashi ga nagai no ha nigate da

hanashi ga nagai no ha nigate da

hanashi ga nagai no ha nigate da

I hate listening to long speeches,

I hate listening to long speeches,

I hate listening to long speeches,

nijyu-moji inai ni kanketsu ni matomete de naoshite koi!

nijyu-moji inai ni kanketsu ni matomete de naoshite koi!

nijyu-moji inai ni kanketsu ni matomete de naoshite koi!

shorten it to 20 words or less and try again!

shorten it to 20 words or less and try again!

shorten it to 20 words or less and try again!

aa, sore sore sore

aa, sore sore sore

aa, sore sore sore

Ah, c'mon c'mon c'mon!

Ah, c'mon c'mon c'mon!

Ah, c'mon c'mon c'mon!

ichigeki hissatsu one punch

ichigeki hissatsu one punch

ichigeki hissatsu one punch

One-hit KO, One Punch

One-hit KO, One Punch

One-hit KO, One Punch

One-Punch March

One-Punch March

One-Punch March

wanpan ondo

wanpan ondo

wanpan ondo

odore ya utae ya tatakae ya

odore ya utae ya tatakae ya

odore ya utae ya tatakae ya

Dance! Sing! Fight!

Dance! Sing! Fight!

Dance! Sing! Fight!

One-Punch March

One-Punch March

One-Punch March

wanpan ah ondo

wanpan ah ondo

wanpan ah ondo