Original subtitles

Th-This can't be happening!

{Even }Groribas was defeated? He was one of our best warriors{same "elite fighter" he mentions later}!

What manner of creature is he? And how'd he get aboard?

Dammit!

Melzargard was supposed to be guarding the ship!

Now he and I are the only elite fighters left!

I bet he's just screwing around…

I need him now!

Dammit!

Geryuganshoop, what is the problem?

Lord Boros! I-I am terribly sorry.

One of the natives has managed to infiltrate the ship.{We have allowed one of the natives to infiltrate the ship.}

In the mere four minutes since coming aboard, he has damaged 23% of the ship.

It seems he is alone,

but he has managed to instantly kill every warrior sent to intercept him.

Do not panic.

As long as the power sphere{core?} is safe,

the ship will not go down.

The damage so far is limited to the crew's living quarters.

But the lesser warriors{minnows}{small fries}{I'LL HAVE A LARGE SODA} won't be enough.

Geryuganshoop…

You, Groribas, and Melzargard are my top lieutenants.{3 "elite fighter"}

Eliminate this intruder.

Groribas has fallen, sir…

What?

L-Let me get Melzargard back here!

He and I together will wipe out the intruder without fail!

THE DOMINATOR

OF THE UNIVERSE

THE DOMINATOR

OF THE UNIVERSE

ONE PUNCH

ONE PUNCH

ONE PUNCH

ONE PUNCH

THREE, TWO, ONE, KILL SHOT

THREE, TWO, ONE, KILL SHOT

THREE, TWO, ONE, KILL SHOT

THREE, TWO, ONE, KILL SHOT

JOIN THE FIGHT, CERTAIN VICTORY, THE STRONGEST EVER

JOIN THE FIGHT, CERTAIN VICTORY, THE STRONGEST EVER

JOIN THE FIGHT, CERTAIN VICTORY, THE STRONGEST EVER

JOIN THE FIGHT, CERTAIN VICTORY, THE STRONGEST EVER

SANJOU, HISSHOU, SHIJOU SAIKYOU

SANJOU, HISSHOU, SHIJOU SAIKYOU

SANJOU, HISSHOU, SHIJOU SAIKYOU

SANJOU, HISSHOU, SHIJOU SAIKYOU

WHAT WAS THAT? FRUSTRATION

WHAT WAS THAT? FRUSTRATION

WHAT WAS THAT? FRUSTRATION

WHAT WAS THAT? FRUSTRATION

NAN DATTEN DA? FRUSTRATION

NAN DATTEN DA? FRUSTRATION

NAN DATTEN DA? FRUSTRATION

NAN DATTEN DA? FRUSTRATION

THERE'S NO STOPPING ME

THERE'S NO STOPPING ME

THERE'S NO STOPPING ME

THERE'S NO STOPPING ME

ORE WA TOMARANAI

ORE WA TOMARANAI

ORE WA TOMARANAI

ORE WA TOMARANAI

ONE PUNCH, IT'S OVER, VICTORY AFTER VICTORY{one victory after another}

ONE PUNCH, IT'S OVER, VICTORY AFTER VICTORY{one victory after another}

ONE PUNCH, IT'S OVER, VICTORY AFTER VICTORY{one victory after another}

ONE PUNCH, IT'S OVER, VICTORY AFTER VICTORY{one victory after another}

ONE PUNCH, KANRYOU, RENSENRENSHOU

ONE PUNCH, KANRYOU, RENSENRENSHOU

ONE PUNCH, KANRYOU, RENSENRENSHOU

ONE PUNCH, KANRYOU, RENSENRENSHOU

I WIN{I SHOUT OUT}, I ALWAYS WIN, OVERWHELMINGLY

I WIN{I SHOUT OUT}, I ALWAYS WIN, OVERWHELMINGLY

I WIN{I SHOUT OUT}, I ALWAYS WIN, OVERWHELMINGLY

I WIN{I SHOUT OUT}, I ALWAYS WIN, OVERWHELMINGLY

ORE WA KATSU, TSUNE NI KATSU, ASSHOU

ORE WA KATSU, TSUNE NI KATSU, ASSHOU

ORE WA KATSU, TSUNE NI KATSU, ASSHOU

ORE WA KATSU, TSUNE NI KATSU, ASSHOU

POWER, GET POWER

POWER, GET POWER

POWER, GET POWER

POWER, GET POWER

RIGHT TO THE VERY LIMIT

RIGHT TO THE VERY LIMIT

RIGHT TO THE VERY LIMIT

RIGHT TO THE VERY LIMIT

GIRIGIRI GENKAI MADE

GIRIGIRI GENKAI MADE

GIRIGIRI GENKAI MADE

GIRIGIRI GENKAI MADE

HERO

HERO

HERO

HERO

PEOPLE SHOWER ME WITH PRAISE

PEOPLE SHOWER ME WITH PRAISE

PEOPLE SHOWER ME WITH PRAISE

PEOPLE SHOWER ME WITH PRAISE

ORE O TATAERU KOE YA

ORE O TATAERU KOE YA

ORE O TATAERU KOE YA

ORE O TATAERU KOE YA

BUT I DON'T DO THIS FOR THE FAME

BUT I DON'T DO THIS FOR THE FAME

BUT I DON'T DO THIS FOR THE FAME

BUT I DON'T DO THIS FOR THE FAME

KASSAI NANTE HOSHIKU WA NAI SA

KASSAI NANTE HOSHIKU WA NAI SA

KASSAI NANTE HOSHIKU WA NAI SA

KASSAI NANTE HOSHIKU WA NAI SA

HERO

HERO

HERO

HERO

SO I JUST FIGHT EVIL IN SECRET{in obscurity}{the word is so much more suitable but it's awkward af}

SO I JUST FIGHT EVIL IN SECRET{in obscurity}{the word is so much more suitable but it's awkward af}

SO I JUST FIGHT EVIL IN SECRET{in obscurity}{the word is so much more suitable but it's awkward af}

SO I JUST FIGHT EVIL IN SECRET{in obscurity}{the word is so much more suitable but it's awkward af}

DAKARA HITOSHIREZU AKU TO TATAKAU

DAKARA HITOSHIREZU AKU TO TATAKAU

DAKARA HITOSHIREZU AKU TO TATAKAU

DAKARA HITOSHIREZU AKU TO TATAKAU

(NOBODY KNOWS WHO HE IS)

(NOBODY KNOWS WHO HE IS)

(NOBODY KNOWS WHO HE IS)

(NOBODY KNOWS WHO HE IS)

COUNTLESS ENEMIES FILL THE SKY{blot out the sun}

COUNTLESS ENEMIES FILL THE SKY{blot out the sun}

COUNTLESS ENEMIES FILL THE SKY{blot out the sun}

COUNTLESS ENEMIES FILL THE SKY{blot out the sun}

SORA OOI OSHIYOSERU TEKI

SORA OOI OSHIYOSERU TEKI

SORA OOI OSHIYOSERU TEKI

SORA OOI OSHIYOSERU TEKI

BUT I WON'T TURN MY BACK AND FLEE

BUT I WON'T TURN MY BACK AND FLEE

BUT I WON'T TURN MY BACK AND FLEE

BUT I WON'T TURN MY BACK AND FLEE

ORE WA SE WO MUKE WA SHINAI

ORE WA SE WO MUKE WA SHINAI

ORE WA SE WO MUKE WA SHINAI

ORE WA SE WO MUKE WA SHINAI

HERO

HERO

HERO

HERO

I'VE MADE UP MY MIND AND I WON'T GIVE IN

I'VE MADE UP MY MIND AND I WON'T GIVE IN

I'VE MADE UP MY MIND AND I WON'T GIVE IN

I'VE MADE UP MY MIND AND I WON'T GIVE IN

NARABA YURUGINAKI KAKUGO SHITA TAME

NARABA YURUGINAKI KAKUGO SHITA TAME

NARABA YURUGINAKI KAKUGO SHITA TAME

NARABA YURUGINAKI KAKUGO SHITA TAME

A FIGHTING HERO

A FIGHTING HERO

A FIGHTING HERO

A FIGHTING HERO

TATAKAU HERO

TATAKAU HERO

TATAKAU HERO

TATAKAU HERO

A SOLITARY HERO

A SOLITARY HERO

A SOLITARY HERO

A SOLITARY HERO

KODOKU NA HERO

KODOKU NA HERO

KODOKU NA HERO

KODOKU NA HERO

I WANNA BE THE STRONGEST HERO

I WANNA BE THE STRONGEST HERO

I WANNA BE THE STRONGEST HERO

I WANNA BE THE STRONGEST HERO

I WANNA BE A SAIKYOU HERO

I WANNA BE A SAIKYOU HERO

I WANNA BE A SAIKYOU HERO

I WANNA BE A SAIKYOU HERO

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MYSTERY CRAFT IN SKIES ABOVE CITY A

We have more information on the enormous flying object that has suddenly appeared

in the skies over City A.

I'm here at the scene.

As you can see, all the main roads leading to City A have been closed,

and a state of emergency has been declared.

According to survivors,

City A has been almost entirely demolished.

Name:

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Hammerhe{ad}{he's not done writing his name}

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Employment Application

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MYSTERY CRAFT IN SKIES ABOVE CITY A

This image of the giant flying object was captured with a telephoto lens{telecamera}.{security camera? amateur cameraman?}

What are your thoughts?

Most likely, this is the act of an alien or extraterrestrial being.

Or perhaps it's a life-form from an unknown, highly advanced civilization.{an unidentified life-form that belongs to a highly advanced civilization unbeknownst to us.}

Of course, other possibilities exist as well.

I see.

Also, eyewitnesses report{there have been eyewitness accounts}

{of }seeing very powerful life-forms descending to the ground from the spacecraft.

Several S-class heroes are presently at ground zero dealing with the situation{at the location tackling the issue}.

He pummeled that thing with nothing but his bare fists.

Truly an S-class hero.{That's a Class S for you.}

But even so…

It's no good!

It possesses incredible regenerative powers!

And don't let it hit any part of you!

A single blow instantly tore my arm off.

Avoid its attacks at all costs!

If I may cut in…

Shall we use a bombardment to finish them off?

That is good.

Contact the ship.

{I will go.}On my way.

{Get back here!}Where do you think you're going?!

You scum!

Best mind your manners!

I hope ya like mincemeat, freak!

Melzargard! What are you doing?!

I'm in battle.

We have an intruder!

Nonsense.{Ridiculous.}{Impossible.}

It's true.

Finish them off and get up here right now!{+ hurry}

This one's locked too.

Hey, open up!

You've got a visitor!

Oops… I broke it.

I've decided.

I'm going to rip your limbs off, then keep you as the ship mascot.

That is good.

So ya put yourself back together again, eh?

I'm gonna keep ya for batting practice!

Comrades!{Friends!}{awkward}{eh not too much}

It seems that direct physical attacks are ineffective!{It may be that direct physical attacks have no effect on it!}

Let's withdraw for now and think of another way to destroy it, like heat or something!

Smashing is all I can do!

Forget it!

This is all I know, too.

Can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Me, too. Sorry, sweet Iaian!

Iai, don't you have faith in me?

There's nothing I can't cut down!

It's pointless…

These guys are stubborn to a fault.{aren't the type to listen.}

Melzargard!

Look, I really need you on the ship.

Getting rid of the intruder takes priority.

I'd love to, but I'm busy. These creatures are persistent.

What{ the hell}?!

The life-forms down there are proving tough to handle too?

Nothing tough about them.

What's with the ship? Is it going down?

It's not going down,

but more than half the crew have been killed.

What?!

Listen.

Begin cleansing my location with a bombardment from the ship!

I've got my hands full right now.

Besides, artillery bombardment is a grunt's job{the job of the lower ranks}.

Well, I'm currently unable to return to the ship.{I'm in a situation where I can't return to the ship.}{my situation doesn't allow me to return}

All right.

I'll notify the artillery crews.

Don't get caught up in the barrage and die!

Hey, wait!{the audio says it's telepathy but the video says it's speech. wtf}

You should come down here and help me.

That'd be much faster.

Hey! Geryuganshoop!

Damn him.

How tough is this intruder?

How 'bout another one?!

More futile attacks.

Although you are exhausting yourself. That is good.

The hell is this?

A marble? What's this for?{Why've you got this?}

G-Give it back!

Sure thing.

Damn!

That's gross, ya nasty bastard!

You dead?

Hey, this guy's got marble-looking things inside him.

That's where ya hurt him!{*}

Oh!

Nice work.

So I just have to keep slicing until I hit a vital marble!

Impossible!

I'd been growing that head for a hundred years!

How could it die in a dump like this?

{But }No matter.

You scum are all dead when the shells hit.

They're on their way!

Attention, intruder!

{Stop your destructive acts}Cease your destruction and leave this instant.

Attention, intruder!

Leave immediately.

Otherwise, we will unleash all our forces against you!

That's weird.

I hear a voice{ right} inside my head.

Take one more step and you're dead!

I {can't}couldn't get out even if I wanted to!{Even if I wanted to get out,} I've lost my way!{wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww}

Really? You'll leave?

All right, I will guide you.

Take a right, then go up the stairs there.

A right?

Exactly, a right.

Then I guess I'll go left!

No, wait! Not that way!

W-Wait… Hang on! You can't…!

All right, that was my fault!

I'll come to you. Please stay right there.

Ah! No!

Now this place looks like a control room or something.

You…

An octopus?

You dare go around wreaking havoc on our ship?

Hey! The debris is all flying at me!

Now I, Geryuganshoop, the strongest {telekinesis user}telekinetic{ power} in the universe,

will grind you into paste{blood sausage}!{minced meat}{anything really}{*}

Just about there.

Lord Geryuganshoop, preparations for the bombardment are nearly complete.{he speaks the lazy "formal" of office workers}

Shall I proceed?

Maybe he went to the bathroom…

Hey, Lord Geryuganshoop!

Telekinetic{ power}… Like a psychic?{this line needs to be consistent with the one from a minute earlier}

You leave me no choice.

Super Telekinetic Gravitational Wave!

Die, earthling!

My unparalleled telekinetic powers allow me to manipulate even the forces of gravity!

Have you any idea what a black hole is, you ape?

Inside one, the gravitational effects are so strong even light itself cannot esca—

Wait…

Now what?

Take this!

Telekinetic Rubble Shower{Shower of Rubble}!

I-I got him!

What a waste of psychic powers. I mean, you're just {all you're doing is }tossing pebbles around.

Anyone can do that.

H-How… could…

I… Geryuganshoop…

be…

Excuse me.

Can I ask…

where your boss is?

This looks bad.

Is that confirmed?{certain}

Yes, Child Emperor said that the energy level in the spaceship is rapidly rising.

But the civilians…

Recall the search and rescue teams for now.

Have everyone take cover.{brace for impact}

They could fire at any moment!

Hop on!

There we go.

Lord Geryuganshoop still hasn't gotten back to me, but whatever.

Let's see…

I believe the order was to concentrate fire around the enemies on the surface near Lord Melzargard.

Two heads to go!

I'll bust 'em wide open!

Is it time?

Ship, bombardment, coming.

Ah, found ya.{there they are.}

All right, bombs away!

It's over.

Evasion, impossible. Instant death.

Huh? What happened?

What on earth?

They stopped.

All of you would be dead without me.

Can't you even finish one small fry?

Maybe try starting over from Class C.

You can have your shells back.

Th-This is…

I wanna go home.

I didn’t expect you to be here.

Thank you, Mumen Rider.

Which areas are likely to have survivors?

There must be more out there.

But you…

I'll go rescue them right away.

We want to know, too.

Yeah, can't let him hog the limelight.

Stinger, Lightning Max…

Mind if we borrow this?

You guys…

Nice catch.

Gotcha.{Found it.}

Smush.

One left!

Silverfang!

A-A direct hit…

Weak, weak!

You are all so very weak.

Dead after a single hit!

A change of tactics was all I needed.

If I forget defense and focus on attack,

this will all be over quickly.

And you're next!

I will spring past that sword and squeeze your skull until it pops.

I'd like to see you try.{Let's see you try.}{Think so? Then be my guest.}

So he's come.

This planet's finest warrior…

I sense no limit to his vast power.{deliberate decision to stick with "power" here -0x539}

You the boss of these invaders?

Wonderful!

Before we fight, let us introduce ourselves{exchange names}.

I am Boros, leader of the pirate band known as "Dark Matter" and Dominator of the Universe.

I'm a hero for fu—I mean,

a professional hero.

My name's Saitama.

Saitama…

Look, I don't know what the "Denominator of the Universe"{he "mishears" hasha (dominator) as haisha (dentist)} wants with Earth,

but you sure trashed City A.

What do I want with Earth?{What I want with Earth?}

There exists a prophecy.

Prophecy?

You mean…

I once traveled the universe, ravaging everything in sight.

But I was too strong.

Eventually, there were none left who could face me.

I came to know the torment of utter, all-encompassing boredom.

Then one day, a seer told me…

On this faraway planet,

a being exists who is my match, one who could rekindle my passion for battle.

That was nearly twenty years ago.

Have you any idea the distance I have traveled to get here?

My men thought the prophecy was a ruse, made up to lure me away.

But now I am certain.

Come.

Give stimulation to my existence.

That is why I am here!

Are you stupid?

You can't {just }go around attacking other planets just to liven up your boring life.

Even telemarketers aren't that evil{wouldn't think that}.

This set of armor, made to seal in my immeasurable, irresistible power,

has now been broken.

Okay.{OK.}{Ok.}{O.K.}{OK}{:ok_hand:}

Let us begin!{It is time!}

Hey, come back home soon

Hey, come back home soon

nee hayaku kaette kite ne

nee hayaku kaette kite ne

When my worries keep me awake under the crescent moon

When my worries keep me awake under the crescent moon

tameiki ga mikazuki wo yurasu yoru wa

tameiki ga mikazuki wo yurasu yoru wa

All I can do is close my eyes and think of you

All I can do is close my eyes and think of you

me wo tojite kimi no koto kangaete bakari

me wo tojite kimi no koto kangaete bakari

I want to see you, I feel like crying

I want to see you, I feel like crying

aitai kibun nakitai kibun

aitai kibun nakitai kibun

I feel so romantic

I feel so romantic

romantikku na kibun

romantikku na kibun

I hope my feelings reach you

I hope my feelings reach you

todokete kono omoi

todokete kono omoi

I know so very well

I know so very well

datte zutto shitteiru no

datte zutto shitteiru no

how hard you always work

how hard you always work

ganbatteru koto takusan

ganbatteru koto takusan

You're the one I love

You're the one I love

daisuki na hito ga

daisuki na hito ga

You're so strong, yet still I worry

You're so strong, yet still I worry

tsuyokute shinpai

tsuyokute shinpai

Only I ever see your weakness

Only I ever see your weakness

watashi ni dake wa yowasa misete

watashi ni dake wa yowasa misete

I'll find you before the stars

I'll find you before the stars

hoshi yori saki ni mitsukete ageru

hoshi yori saki ni mitsukete ageru

Come right back home

Come right back home

massugu kaette kite ne

massugu kaette kite ne

Hey, come back home soon

Hey, come back home soon

nee hayaku kaette kite ne

nee hayaku kaette kite ne

NEXT TIME

NEXT TIME

NEXT TIME

THE STRONGEST HERO

THE STRONGEST HERO

THE STRONGEST HERO

Next time, on the finale of One Punch Man :

"The Strongest Hero."

What does it mean to be "strongest," Saitama?

You must tell me, too…