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[intro to "Let Me Entertain
You" by Robbie Williams]
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[Robbie Williams VO]
Good evening folks, hmm...
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Good evening you, slags.
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No, good evening folks.
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So, who is Robbie Williams?
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Well, I've been called
many things -
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narcissistic, punchable,
shit-eating twat,
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but while I'm all those things,
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I wanna show you
how I really see myself.
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So sit back, relax,
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while I give you a right
fucking entertaining.
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So, the story starts...
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[Robbie VO]
1982, Stoke-on-Trent.
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The arse-end of the
north of England.
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It may look grubby and
deprived, but deep down,
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it was grubby and deprived.
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1 didn't have much,
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but at least I had the respect
and admiration of my peers.
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- [boy] Crystal.
- [Robbie] What!?
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[Robbie VO] They just had
trouble showing it.
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- [boy] Robert.
- Yes! Come on!
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[boy] Oi! Right, knobhead!
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Pass the ball to Nate
and let him do the rest.
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Positions!
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Qi! The fuck you off to?
You're in goal.
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- But--
- Don't fuck it up.
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I'm like a chainmail condom,
nothing's getting through.
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Whoo! Let's go, slags!
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[Robbie VO]
1 had plenty of balls.
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But I couldn't stop
a single one.
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I wasn't ready.
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- [boy] Nice one, dickhead.
- Come on!
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[Robbie screaming]
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Robert Williams,
captain of Port Vale.
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[children roaring]
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[thudding]
[children laughing]
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[boy] You really are fucking
useless, aren't ya?
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[children laughing]
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[girl] Little bitch!
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It's alright, Rob.
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Nate, just leave it.
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Yeah...
Yeah, jog on, you fit.
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- [children laughing]
- Right, come on, let's go.
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[boy] You're a fucking nobody!
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[Robbie VO]
See, where I grew up,
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you were meant to act small.
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But the thing is,
my DNA is cabaret.
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1 came out of the womb
with jazz hands.
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Which was very painful
for my mum.
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[Janet] Heading downstairs
for a bit.
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One of the barmen's
called in sick.
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Goodnight, sweetheart.
Straight to bed, yeah?
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- Don't let him ruin his dinner.
- Bye, love.
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[Frank Sinatra singing]
♪ And now the end is near ♪
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[Robbie singing] &! And so
1 face the final curtain ♪
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- [Robbie] I My friend I
- [Peter] I I'l make it clear I
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How's about a warm
hand on my entrance?
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[Sinatra]
♪ Of which I'm certain ♪
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[Peter]
♪ Of which I'm certain ♪
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[both singing] J I've lived
a life that's full ♪
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♪ I've travelled each
and every highway I
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- ♪ And more... ♪
- [Peter] Thank you.
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Thank you.
Thank you...
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♪ 1 did it my way ♪
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[Robbie VO]
My dad was well enamoured
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by the stars of the day -
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Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr
and of course, Sinatra.
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They were gods to him.
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Youth, you hear that?
That's pure love, that is.
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It don't come cheap, mind.
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You've got to risk it all -
whatever it takes.
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Because if you make it...
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..it's paradise.
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Thing is, you can't learn it.
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You're either born with it...
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..or you're a nobody.
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♪ And more, much more
than this, 1 did it... 7
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- Light 'em up!
- Light 'em up!
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[both singing] & Yes there were
times I guess you knew ♪
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I When I bit off
more than I could chew ♪
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♪ And through it all
when there was doubt ♪
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♪ I ate it up and spit it out ♪
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♪ grew tall
and through it all
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- [Robbie] Dad! Dad!
- I And did it my ♪
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Oh, fuck it!
Now, look what you've--
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Sorry.
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I had a full head
of steam then, and all.
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- l can fix it.
- Get out the way.
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- We can sing without it.
- It's not the same.
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- Or... or we could--
- Robert!
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I think it's time for a bath.
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But I want to keep going.
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Just go with your Nan, will ya!
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Come on, love. Come on.
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[Peter] Stupid...
Come on, blue eyes...
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♪ My way... ♪
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- Nan?
- Hm-mm.
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Whats... it"?
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[Betty] What do you mean?
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Dad said you have
to be born with it...
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..and maybe I wasn't.
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Believe me, whatever 'it' is,
you got more than your share.
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You're just saying that.
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I'm bloody well not.
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I wouldn't change
a hair on your head.
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What is it, love?
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I don't want to be a nobody.
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Oh, love, there's no
such thing as a nobody.
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Remember...
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This might feel good.
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But this...
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..this is what matters.
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You're enough.
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[piano playing]
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[Robbie VO]
I was nine years old
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when I got my first real taste
of the limelight.
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And I still remember
that taste -
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pure, unadulterated terror.
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[Candice] Have you seen
the fit one with the big bulge?
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After the show,
I'm going to touch him
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where his bathing suit goes.
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I'm going to fuck it up,
I know it.
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So what?
No one will notice.
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My dad will.
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Just go out there, sing your
fucking song and walk off.
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That's not enough!
iiHe'll see right through me.
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What am I going to do?
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I don't know. I'm just
doing this for the sausage.
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[children finish singing]
[audience applauding]
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[Robbie VO]
In the next three seconds
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I'm going to be found out.
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They'll see that I'm ugly,
I'm stupid, I'm untalented.
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I'm not good at anything.
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[children screaming]
[thudding]
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[audience gasping]
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[smattering of laughter]
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[Robbie VO] But there is
one skill I'd practised
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more than any other
child in the world.
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Light 'em up.
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[Robbie VO]
And that's for showing off.
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How's about a warm
hand on my entrance?
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[laughing and applauding]
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[Robbie VO] You see,
1 thought to become famous
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you had to be really,
really good.
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Turns out you just have to
show off and be a bit cheeky.
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[woman] Put your hands together
for our next contestant -
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Peter Williams.
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Thank you very much.
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[audience exclaims]
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You know the difference between
an 'oooh' and an 'aaaah'?
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Well, it's about three inches.
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[laughter]
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♪ For I am a Pirate King ♪
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I usually go over
people's heads.
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♪ It's great to be
a Pirate King ♪
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♪ Oh, naughty...;
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♪ Pirate... I
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[Robbie] Oh, ho, oh!
Eyes off my bum.
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[laughter]
- I.King ♪
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[piano flourish concludes]
[audience applauding]
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Hal
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[applauding and cheering]
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Whoa!
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[distorted sounds]
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[Robbie's inner voice]
You're useless!
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You're a disgrace!
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[angry footsteps]
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[Robbie's inner voice]
You're a fucking nobody!
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Look at you...
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1 fucking hate you.
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[Robbie VO] My dad won
five quid that night.
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Oh, you're kidding me!
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[Robbie VO] Although it might
as well have been five million.
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[Peter] Thank you very much.
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You have been wonderful
and I've been Peter Will--
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Conway. I'm Peter Conway!
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[Robbie VO] Not only did
he change his name -
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he changed his life.
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One day he went to watch
the FA Cup Final.
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Unfortunately,
he didn't come back.
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The audience beckoned
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and he left us to be
one step closer to his gods.
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["Feel" by Robbie
Williams intro]
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♪ Come on hold my hand ♪
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♪ I wanna contact the living ♪
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♪ Not sure I understand ♪
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♪ This role I've been given ♪
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♪ I sit and talk to God ♪
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♪ He just laughs at my plans ♪
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♪ My head speaks a language
1 don't understand ♪
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♪ I just wanna feel real love
Feel the love ever after ♪
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♪ There's a hole in my soul ♪
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♪ You can see it in my face
it's a real big place ♪
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♪ I need to feel real love
♪ and the love ever after
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♪ I cannot get enough ♪
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[car horn tooting]
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Don't worry, Mum.
We'll be alright.
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Light 'em up.
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♪ I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in ♪
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[Robbie and Peter singing]
♪ 'Cause I got too much life ♪
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♪ Running through my veins
going to waste ♪
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♪ I just wanna feel real love
Feel the life ever after I
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♪ There's a hole in my soul ♪
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♪ You can see it in my face
it's a real big place ♪
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[Robbie singing solo]
♪ Come on hold my... hand ♪
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♪ I wanna contact the living ♪
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♪ Not sure I understand ♪
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♪ This role I've been given ♪
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♪ Not sure I understand ♪
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♪ Not sure I understand ♪
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♪ Not sure I understand ♪
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[grand orchestral
vocal flourish]
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[bell ringing]
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[man] Next!
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Take a pamphlet, sign the form,
shut the door on your way out.
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No, you're alright.
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I know what I'm going to be.
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Oh I, what's that then?
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Famous! I'm going
to sing and dance.
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I'm writing lyrics and all.
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I've seen your grades, lad.
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You couldn't rub
two words together.
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"The world is mine to claim
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"all I need is a fuck load
of fame. Ooh, ooh, yeah."
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Listen, don't embarrass
yourself, yeah?
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This is not for you.
Keep your feet on the ground.
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You might want to
frame that.
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- [student] Tosser!
- [man] Next!
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["The Power" by Snap! playing]
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♪ I've got the power ♪
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♪ I've got the power ♪
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[Robbie moaning]
Oh do it, Nate!
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[Nate] Fuck me! You'd make
a fucking awful stripper.
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- You know that.
- Fuck off.
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[Robbie] Oh, that's
my backup plan.
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[Nate] Hey, you should
come work with me.
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Flint's always
looking for people.
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[Robbie] Isn't he that
flashy cunt in the coupe?
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Yeah, but he's proper.
Double glazing.
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Easy job, easy money.
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How'd you meet him?
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- I shagged his mum.
- Fucking hell!
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Ah it's alright, he knows.
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His dad wouldn't be
best pleased though.
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[Nate] Fucking have that!
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[beer bottle crashing]
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So have you told him
about the trials?
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- Nah.
- Well, you better.
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That scout was
fucking excited.
250
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,487
I thought he was going to blow
you right there on the pitch.
251
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,031
[Nate] Fuck off!
I'm not going to the trials.
252
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,371
- I'm not going to the trials.
- Rubbish.
253
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,294
- 'm not.
"What?
254
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,541
Think of the money.
The supermodels.
255
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,168
The fans screaming for ya.
256
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,628
Yeah, I don't need
all that fancy shit.
257
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,264
- Fucking hell, Nate!
- Alright, calm down.
258
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,970
You've got a ticket to heaven
and you're going to stay here?
259
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,727
Oh yeah, it's like you with
your singing, isn't it?
260
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,932
I just do it 'cause I love it.
261
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,389
Who gives a fuck
if you love it?
262
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,729
What matters is that other
people love you doing it.
263
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,486
[Janet] You'll have to
get yourself to school.
264
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,900
I can't face it.
265
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,568
I've got a bastard
of a headache.
266
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,654
And an exam, which you
better have studied for.
267
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,414
Why do you think
my head's pounding?
268
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,039
You'll have more than a
pounding head if you haven't.
269
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,742
Oh, I love it when
she talks dirty.
270
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,705
[giggling]
271
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:22,789
[Janet] You're going.
272
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,251
I'd take you, but I've got
a million deliveries.
273
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,377
God knows I've already had
one man lounging about...
274
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,833
[radio announcer] A music
manager in Manchester
275
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,752
is holding auditions
for young men
276
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,388
with a keen interest
in singing and dancing.
277
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,719
- Don't you bloody shush me.
[Robbie] Mum! Shush...
278
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:35,799
The man behind the
venture, Nigel Martin Smith
279
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,851
- is creating a new boy band.
- [radio static]
280
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,270
[Janet] I didn't think you're
interested in boy bands.
281
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,058
Mum, quick. Quick.
Quick! Write it down.
282
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,608
[radio] Head to Vanity Mode!
Agency this Saturday.
283
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:46,984
- Doors open at 9 AM...
- [Robbie] This is it!
284
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,021
- This is it!
- [Betty laughing]
285
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,566
I'm going to be fucking famous!
286
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,359
[man] Shut up, you tit!
287
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,448
Oh fuck off, Glen!
288
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,989
['La Bamba" by
Ritchie Valens playing]
289
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,666
♪ Para bailar La Bamba ♪
290
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:05,921
♪ Se necesita una
poca de gracia... §
291
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,590
[assistant] He makes my
tizzer go foo, he does.
292
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:17,178
♪ Ba, ba, Bamba
Ba, ba, bamba ♪
293
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,934
[music stops]
294
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,469
Thank you.
295
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,903
Light 'em up.
296
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,120
I'm Robert.
297
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,283
[Robbie VO] Nigel Martin Smith
was, for legal reasons,
298
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,662
an absolute sweetheart.
299
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,371
Well, go on then.
300
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,039
[Robbie VO]
And a first-class cunt.
301
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,633
[deep breath]
302
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,471
[Robbie singing
"Straighten Up and Fly Right"]
303
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,383
♪ A buzzard took a monkey
for a ride in the air
304
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,552
♪ The monkey thought that
everything was on the square
305
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,971
I The buzzard tried to throw
the monkey off of his back ♪
306
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,605
♪ The monkey
grabbed his neck ♪
307
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,767
£ and said,
"Now listen, Jack" ♪
308
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,107
♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪
309
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,864
♪ Straighten up
and stay right ♪
310
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,442
♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪
311
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,533
♪ Cool down, Papa,
don't you blow your top ♪
312
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,580
♪ Ain't no use in divin'-- ♪
313
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,240
[Robbie's inner voice]
He's bored of you.
314
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,079
Look at you.
You've got no talent.
315
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,495
You're not fucking Sinatra.
316
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,256
♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪
317
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,834
♪ Cool down, Papa,
don't you blow your top ♪
318
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,469
Okay, that'll do, lad.
319
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,464
You do know this is a pop band?
320
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:40,882
Yeah.
321
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,342
Tell you what,
I'l do Milli Vanilli's--
322
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,806
No!
323
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,232
Cheers then.
324
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,944
So, shall we tell them
that you found your man
325
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,738
and they can all fuck off
home then, yeah?
326
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,748
No, don't you get up.
327
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,034
It'll be my pleasure.
328
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,413
[Robbie VO] And if I hadn't
winked in that moment,
329
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,423
none of this
would've happened.
330
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,177
I wouldn't even be here
talking to you.
331
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,005
[Robbie] Break a leg,
you slags.
332
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,015
Cheeky little bastard.
333
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,846
[Robbie] He wouldn't know
talent if it jumped up
334
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:25,969
and bit him on the cock.
335
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,263
It's only been
a few hours, love.
336
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,057
He's got no eye for it, Nan.
337
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,020
You have to wait.
338
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,320
I fucked it.
339
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,652
[kicks wall]
340
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,700
He saw right through me.
341
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,243
I mean, look at me.
342
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,080
Do I look like
a pop star to you?
343
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,332
You look like you always look.
344
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,326
Exactly.
345
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,664
A talentless fuck who's
going to die alone and fat
346
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,584
and be craned out
of his shitpit in Stoke.
347
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,840
[phone ringing]
348
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,630
[Robbie yelling] Aaagh...
349
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,299
Fuck, Nan!
Hello?
350
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,008
[Peter] Youth?
351
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,220
Dad.
352
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,181
[Peter] Um, your voice
is so low now.
353
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,020
Thought I had the
wrong number.
354
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,729
- How are you, Dad?
- Never better. Never better.
355
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:22,279
Now listen, I haven't got long,
but I was thinking -
356
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,069
how about you come visit?
357
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,404
- Really?
- Yeah, why not?
358
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,947
School holidays
are coming up.
359
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,082
You should come see what
the old man's been up to.
360
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,077
Thats...
I mean, yeah, definitely.
361
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,587
[Peter] Smashing!
Alright, I better go.
362
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,711
A full house waits for
no man and all that!
363
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,668
- It'll be good to see ya, lad.
- Light 'em up, Dad.
364
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,254
[phone disconnects]
365
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:47,892
- [Betty] Oh, Robert...
[Robbie laughing with joy]
366
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,762
Come on!
367
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,022
[both laughing]
368
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,776
- Oh, love.
- Bloody hell, Nan.
369
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,521
[Peter] Is everybody
having a good time?
370
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,281
[crowd cheering]
371
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,363
Peter can't hear you.
You having a good time?
372
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,323
[crowd roaring]
373
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,496
[Peter] I was lucky enough
to grace the stage
374
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,953
with this next act
at a talent competition.
375
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,330
I'll never forget it.
He gave me a five.
376
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:14,619
[crowd] Oooh.
377
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,208
Oh, it was sadder than that.
378
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:17,880
[crowd] Oooh.
379
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,506
So please put
your hands together
380
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:22,135
for the irresistible...
381
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,555
.the irrepressible...
382
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,558
.the irreplaceable...
383
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:34,815
I give him a ten out of ten -
Mr. Terry Swinton.
384
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,941
[crowd applauding]
385
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,647
[Peter] I've warmed
them up for ya.
386
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,195
[intro to "Mack the Knife"]
387
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:45,901
♪ Oh the shark has
pretty teeth, dear ♪
388
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,903
I thought I was losing that
stage left table for a bit,
389
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,822
but I won them back, didn't I?
390
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,081
Oh yeah.
391
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,247
I'm glad you reached out.
392
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,622
It was a shock, but you know,
in a good way.
393
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,336
I thought it was
about time, youth.
394
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:07,305
Hey, I forgot to tell you,
I'm joining this pop band.
395
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,803
Really? When do you start?
396
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,343
Well, I'm not
definitely in yet, but...
397
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,261
Oh...
398
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:14,679
Well no, it's just that I
haven't heard back from--
399
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,731
- [Peter] Watch it!
- [Robbie] Oh, sorry.
400
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,685
♪ Now Mack he's spending... ♪
401
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,900
Terry's the bollocks,
isn't he?
402
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:24,856
Yeah.
403
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,824
Actually, you might want
to keep that bed out for me.
404
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:34,866
Failed my exams -
complete fucking balls up.
405
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,456
Mum's going to put me on the
first bus back when I tell her.
406
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,752
Fucking hopeless.
407
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,510
You've got to learn from this.
408
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:47,970
You're right.
409
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,547
All of this.
410
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,638
Because you know,
you're learning from the best.
411
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,723
[Terry] & Look out
old Mack is back ♪
412
00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,892
[crowd cheering and applauding]
413
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,823
[Robbie VO] Seeing my dad
414
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,738
surrounded by the
stars of yesteryear,
415
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:16,829
galvanised my need
to become famous.
416
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,208
But I had a more
immediate problem.
417
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:22,747
What's Mum going to be like
418
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,541
when I tell her
I failed my exams?
419
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,134
Fucked up the rest of my life.
420
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:31,302
- Did you have a good time?
- Yeah. Smashing.
421
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,092
- How is he?
- Great.
422
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,304
I, erm...
423
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,064
I've got something
to tell you.
424
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:41,607
So have I.
425
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,106
- I failed...
- You're in that band.
426
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:45,361
What?
427
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:49,111
You got in!
You're in that band.
428
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,901
[Robbie yelling] Yes!
429
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,410
[Robbie VO]
And I never had to tell her
430
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:56,076
1 failed my exams - until now.
431
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,867
[Robbie chuckling] Sorry, Mum.
432
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:03,705
- [man] Shut up, you tit!
- Oh fuck off, Glen!
433
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,332
Mother!
434
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:10,553
- [upbeat music]
- [Robbie howling like a monkey]
435
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,380
[Robbie VO]
Nigel was my introduction
436
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,635
to the adult world.
437
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,597
He was fucking terrifying,
like Willy Wonka.
438
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:17,927
But what did I care?
439
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,346
1 was 15, I was going to have
four older brothers,
440
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,856
and we were going
to take over the world.
441
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,686
Howard Donald, panel beater.
442
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:30,152
If you got a dent on your car,
Howard would pound it out.
443
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,992
Jason Orange was
a featured dancer
444
00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:36,075
on a genre-defining
TV music show
445
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,580
called 'The Hit Man and Her".
446
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,080
Mark Owen...
447
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:46,502
Little Marco was... lovely.
448
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,008
And then of course...
449
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,169
[angelic musical flourish]
450
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:52,257
[Nigel] Come here, you.
451
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,513
[Robbie VO]
There was Gary Barlow,
452
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,139
and my first thought was,
453
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,802
who's this dickhead
in those trainers?
454
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,936
They are so three years ago.
455
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,140
Gary was a genius.
An actual genius.
456
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:06,150
[young Gary singing
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart"]
457
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,027
[Robbie VO] He'd been playing
the working men's clubs
458
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:09,562
since he was 12 years old
459
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,902
and was earning more
money than his teachers.
460
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:16,611
♪ A total eclipse
of the hearts
461
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,496
[Robbie VO] Trouble was -
Gary sang like an angel,
462
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,328
but he danced like a twat.
463
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,750
[dance music playing]
464
00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:26,037
[teacher] ..seven, eight...
Hit! Hit!
465
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,580
You gotta bring the energy.
Come on!
466
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,165
..seven, eight...
467
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,302
[Robbie VO / recall thinking
two things that day -
468
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,381
a fifth of the spotlight
is better than nothing,
469
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,048
and...
470
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:41,135
..if anyone from
Stoke sees me,
471
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,187
I'm fucking dead.
472
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,311
[people chattering]
473
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,064
[Nigel]
Tikka masalas all round,
474
00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:51,354
no coriander for the boys.
475
00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:53,318
- [Nigel] Thank you.
- No coriander?
476
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,028
[Robbie VO] Whenever Nigel
took us out for dinner
477
00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,364
he would always say, "I'll put
this on your account."
478
00:24:57,538 --> 00:24:58,323
[chuckling]
479
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,955
[Robbie VO] He wasn't joking.
He recouped it all.
480
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:04,909
Look around the table, go on.
481
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:11,341
In five years, we're all going
to hate each other.
482
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:16,672
But, we'll be fucking rich.
[all laughing]
483
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,886
Now, first things first.
484
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,096
We work up our act,
we take it on the road.
485
00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:22,601
What about a record deal?
486
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:25,012
Well, that will come,
we'll get your demo sent out,
487
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,931
we'll let the
bidding war begin.
488
00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:28,482
Ah but...
489
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:32,896
Before that, let's sure-up
your backstories.
490
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:36,566
Mark and Jason, you were in a
breakdancing group together.
491
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:39,782
Gary and Howard, you were in a
band called, 'The Cutest Rush".
492
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,116
Was I the lead?
493
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:42,997
You weren't then, my chicken,
and you're not now.
494
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,033
- [all laughing]
- Fuck off!
495
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,372
Robert, you had a
bit part in 'Brookside'.
496
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:48,661
Oh I was fucking great,
wasn't [?
497
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,204
You were a bit much, frankly.
498
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,964
[all laughing]
499
00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:53,587
Nige, can't we just say
I'm a songwriter?
500
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,047
I've got a ton of lyrics.
501
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,718
Well, I can hold my breath
for two minutes
502
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,971
but I'm not trying to be
a fucking submarine, am 1?
503
00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:01,010
[laughing]
504
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:06,015
Gary writes the songs, yeah?
505
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,556
You lot toe the line.
506
00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:13,816
Oh and also, your name's not
Robert anymore - it's Robbie.
507
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,191
[Robbie VO] / fucking hated
the name Robbie
508
00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:20,826
but it was the single best
thing Nigel did for me.
509
00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:24,740
Robbie became a character.
Something I could hide behind.
510
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,954
Oh now, the name of the band?
511
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,617
[Howard] Oh Nige,
I've got a good one...
512
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:29,752
Kick It!
513
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,960
That's fucking awful.
514
00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:34,248
[all laughing]
515
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:37,464
I've already got the name
and it's brilliant.
516
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,379
And clench!
517
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:42,757
[all] Take That!
518
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,264
[Robbie VO] Initially,
Nigel's plan was for us to be
519
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,936
a band for the gay scene.
520
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,354
[the boys bantering]
521
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:51,477
[Nigel] Let's do this. Just
remember what you rehearsed.
522
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,275
- Robbie, you alright?
- [Nigel] Don't be nervous.
523
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:54,981
- You all look amazing.
- Light 'em up.
524
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,609
[Nigel] Robbie, what you doing?
Hurry up.
525
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,825
[Robbie VO] Now, for years
people have rumoured
526
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,447
about my sexuality.
527
00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,411
The worst one was that
all my gay friends
528
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,372
have slept with me
and said { was crap.
529
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,036
I'm not bothered they
said 1 slept with them.
530
00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,334
[Nigel] These are my boys!
531
00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:12,245
[Robbie VO] it's me being
'crap' I'm worried about.
532
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,795
[Nigel] Play it loud!
533
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:17,542
["I Found Heaven"
by Take That playing]
534
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:27,435
♪ Woah, woah, woah, woah,
woah, yeah, woah, yeah I
535
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:33,725
♪ I thought { found love
with somebody else's girl ♪
536
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:39,238
♪ Walking round feeling
so broken-hearted ♪
537
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,491
♪ Lost in a different world §
538
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:48,372
[Robbie VO] That night
1 discovered a wonderland.
539
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,784
It was welcoming and
non-judgmental.
540
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,962
I'd found my people.
541
00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,916
I'd found the promised land.
542
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,386
[Robbie VO] For the entire
first eighteen months
543
00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:05,511
we made 180 pounds, each.
544
00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:10,390
We played gay club
after gay club.
545
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:11,725
Two a night.
546
00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:16,689
Until out of nowhere, Nigel
booked us a club full of girls.
547
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:21,777
♪ Oh, I see heaven
in your eyes with me ♪
548
00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:28,325
♪ Now I will give
my loving faithfully ♪
549
00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:29,579
[music becomes distorted]
550
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,457
[Robbie's inner voice]
You gonna fucking listen!
551
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:35,123
Fucking useless prick.
I'm warning you!
552
00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:40,918
♪ Heaven, sweet heaven baby
On the wings of love ♪
553
00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:47,136
♪ I found heaven, sweet heaven
sent your strength to me ♪
554
00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:50,719
♪ My sweet sweet baby ♪
555
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,728
[crowd roaring]
556
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:53,979
What!
557
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:58,605
What the fuck!
558
00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:06,572
[boys cheering
and whooping]
559
00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:10,621
[boys whooping]
560
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:14,785
- Did you hear that?
- [Nigel] Settle down.
561
00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:16,828
Will you lot shut up?!
562
00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:18,621
I felt like Elvis, but thin.
563
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:21,253
[Nigel] I've got good news!
564
00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:22,833
- Good news.
- Good news?
565
00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:26,800
We've had some interest
from a few record labels...
566
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,006
- Oh, fuck off!
In London.
567
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:30,720
London! Yes!
568
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,476
That's absolutely fantastic!
569
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:34,220
Thank you so much.
570
00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:37,015
Yeah, you deserve it.
You've all done really well.
571
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,900
Except for one of ya.
572
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:46,574
And we all know who
that is, don't we?
573
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:54,457
Robbie talked to
a local reporter.
574
00:29:55,877 --> 00:30:00,371
"We're like the A-team.
I'm the sexy, talented one."
575
00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:01,505
Who the fuck gave you--
576
00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:02,460
I didn't know she was
reporter, Nige--
577
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,170
You know, I almost
started to like you
578
00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:06,551
but you've fucking
ended that, haven't ya?
579
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,470
Fuck off!
580
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:09,547
What was that?
581
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:15,307
I think Robbie's developing
a sense of humour, Nige.
582
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,220
[all laughing]
583
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,856
You think it'd be difficult to
go to Stoke-on-Trent,
584
00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:22,856
get another scally with ratty
hair and call him Robbie?
585
00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:26,863
Right, the club wants us
to do a meet-and-greet.
586
00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:28,570
There's going to be
lots of girls in here
587
00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,530
so let's get one thing clear -
588
00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:31,865
keep it in your pants.
589
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:32,995
No touching.
590
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,701
No telephone numbers.
591
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,786
No dating. Ever!
592
00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,120
Nige?!
593
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:39,785
Ever!
594
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:40,790
What's the point of
bringing them up here
595
00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,371
- if we can't touch them?
- [Nigel] Let's get this done.
596
00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:46,042
- [Nigel] Alright! Bring 'em up!
- [young women screaming]
597
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:52,427
[loud screaming continues]
598
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:53,762
I love you all!
599
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:56,097
[Robbie VO] Nigel had
many rules for Take That,
600
00:30:56,271 --> 00:31:00,105
and the most important was that
we always appeared attainable.
601
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:02,232
Safe sex is important...
602
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:04,769
[Robbie VO] He even made us
do a Safer Sex tour
603
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,737
for the Family
Planning Association.
604
00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:11,533
So remember. Don't be a fool,
cover his tool.
605
00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:15,241
[Robbie VO] Naturally,
1 took it all to heart.
606
00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:17,949
Oh, I love the way
you move, Gary.
607
00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:20,868
[Robbie VO] I was happy to
play Gary for the moment.
608
00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,917
I'l never wash
my hands again.
609
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,624
[Robbie moaning]
610
00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,584
- Oh, my God!
h-Yeah?
611
00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:30,924
Oh, my God, Hurry up,
hurry up! Quick!
612
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:34,348
- Oh, that's it.
- Gary, I already stopped.
613
00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:38,348
[Robbie VO] And there it was,
the one time in Nigel's life,
614
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:40,763
he wasn't the biggest
wanker in the room.
615
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,227
[Robbie moaning]
616
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,562
[executive] Right.
Straight up -
617
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:50,481
there's no appetite,
xwant or need for boybands.
618
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:53,868
They died a death.
it's all grunge now.
619
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:03,377
- Did you hear our demo?
- Yes.
620
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:10,168
These boys are going to
take this country by storm.
621
00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,131
And if you don't sign
them right now,
622
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,803
I'l take them to another label
623
00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:16,432
and you'll be the twat that let
the biggest band in history
624
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,968
slip through your pudgy
fucking fingers.
625
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,856
You won't do any of that,
626
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:26,733
because everyone
else said, "No".
627
00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:28,393
I only agreed to see you
628
00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:31,781
because my daughter
saw you boys live,
629
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,282
and she's obsessed.
630
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:37,866
She assures me that you
are amazing in the flesh.
631
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:39,488
So...
632
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:43,751
I'm going to take a punt that
you're right about these boys.
633
00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:48,081
Now, which one of you is Gary?
634
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,839
That's me, I'm Gary.
635
00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,971
["Rock DJ" by
Robbie Williams playing]
636
00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:58,511
♪ Me with the floorshow
kickin" with your torso ♪
637
00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:00,718
♪ Boys getting high and
the girls even more so
638
00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:02,762
♪ Wave your hands
if you're not with a man
639
00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:05,522
♪ Can I kick it
(yes you can) ♪
640
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:09,606
♪ I got (funk) You got (soul)
We got everybody ♪
641
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:12,146
♪ I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal ♪
642
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:15,316
♪ It's time to move your body
643
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:19,954
♪ Babylon back in business
Can I get a witness I
644
00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:24,663
♪ Every girl, every man
(ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)
645
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,952
♪ Houston, do you hear me? ♪
646
00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:29,087
♪ Ground control
can you feel me? ♪
647
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,749
♪ Need permission to land
648
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:37,054
♪ 1 don't want to rock, DJ ♪
649
00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:41,133
♪ But you're making
me feel so nice
650
00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:46,894
♪ When's it gonna stop, DJ? ♪
651
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:50,396
♪ 'Cause you're keeping
me up all night ♪
652
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:53,482
[Robbie] Let's go, boys!
653
00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:59,238
Whoa!
654
00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:01,366
[crashing]
655
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,781
♪ Singin" in the classes
Music for your masses ♪
656
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:06,075
♪ Give no head
No backstage passes ♪
657
00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:07,914
♪ Have a proper giggle
I'l be quite polite
658
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:10,830
♪ But when I rock the mic
1 rock the mic (right);
659
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:12,748
♪ You got no love, then
you're with the wrong man I
660
00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:15,167
♪ It's time to move your body
661
00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:17,382
♪ If you can't get a girl
but your best friend can ♪
662
00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:20,093
♪ It's time to
move your body
663
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:25,185
♪ I don't want to be sleazy
Baby, just tease me ♪
664
00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:29,690
♪ Got no family planned
(ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-o0h) ♪
665
00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:32,351
♪ Houston, do you hear me? ♪
666
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,733
♪ Ground control,
can you feel me? ♪
667
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,113
♪ Need permission to land
668
00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:42,700
♪ I don't want to rock
(rock), DJ (DJ) ♪
669
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,157
♪ But you're making
me feel so nice
670
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:51,788
♪ When's it gonna stop!
DJ?!
671
00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:55,583
♪ 'Cause you're keeping
me up all night ♪
672
00:34:58,013 --> 00:35:02,803
♪ Pimpin' ain't easy.
Most of them fleece me ♪
673
00:35:02,976 --> 00:35:04,933
♪ Every night
674
00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:10,227
♪ Pimpin' ain't easy ♪
675
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:14,769
♪ But if you're sellin' it
(sellin' it, sellin" if) I
676
00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:17,446
♪ It's alright
677
00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:26,493
♪ I don't want to rock;
678
00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:33,253
♪ But you're making me
feel so nice
679
00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:37,962
♪ When it's going to stop!
DJ? ♪
680
00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:42,346
♪ 'Cause you're keeping
me up all night ♪
681
00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:45,007
♪ I don't want to rock;
682
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:48,139
[piano solo]
683
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:50,850
♪ But you're making
me feel so... §
684
00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:54,688
♪ You're making me
feel so nice ♪
685
00:35:56,780 --> 00:36:01,399
♪ 1 don't want to rock, DJ ♪
686
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,869
♪ But you're making meeel so nice ♪
687
00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:10,579
♪ When it's going
to stop, DJ? ♪
688
00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:15,458
♪ 'Cause you're keeping
me up all night ♪
689
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:18,257
♪ I don't want to rock;
690
00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:24,630
♪ But you're making me
feel so nice
691
00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:29,097
♪ When it's going
to stop, DJ? ♪
692
00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:33,939
♪ 'Cause you're keeping
me up all night ♪
693
00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:37,397
[cheering and
cameras clicking]
694
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,111
Every day, there's a new lot.
695
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,366
The coach brings them in.
696
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:46,743
They come into the garden,
697
00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:48,116
they nick the wood
off the fence,
698
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:49,495
the clothes off the line.
699
00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:51,452
Someone should do
something about this.
700
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,287
Mum, they want this to happen.
701
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:54,626
I went down the post office
the other day
702
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,833
and someone called me
a posh slag.
703
00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:59,589
Oh love, you're not posh.
704
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:02,171
It's not funny. I can't make
my deliveries anymore.
705
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:03,631
I'm having to shut
the business, Robert.
706
00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:07,173
Guess who's recording the
lead vocals for our new song?
707
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,886
Hm-mm.
708
00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,224
I'l get us out of
this shit hole
709
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:13,604
and buy us a fortress,
just like Gary.
710
00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:17,561
And why would I want a
bigger house to hide in?
711
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,310
[Robbie VO]
That was the first time
712
00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:21,728
my mum closed her curtains.
713
00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:24,656
I'm going to bed.
If they'll let me.
714
00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:27,235
[Robbie VO] She didn't open
them for another ten years.
715
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:29,619
[Betty] Hey, love...
716
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,871
Where's my little Robert gone?
717
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,874
I'm a pop star, Nan.
718
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,216
Fat little Robert isn't going
to sell any albums, is he?
719
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,678
I'm just giving the people
what they want.
720
00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:52,009
[crowd screaming]
[cameras clicking]
721
00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:59,233
[Robbie] I go onstage
and act like a gladiator
722
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,734
and pretend that the whole
world is lucky to see me.
723
00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:06,232
And they all act accordingly.
724
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:14,414
They don't see what I see.
725
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,118
[Nan] Then stop!
726
00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:21,084
See, that's the
craziest thing to me.
727
00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:23,840
I can't.
728
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,088
[young woman]
We love you, Robbie!
729
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:28,845
[upbeat frantic music]
[crowd screaming]
730
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:31,632
[kissing]
731
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,513
Now, fuck off!
732
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:39,977
I'm here at Take That HQ
with the man responsible
733
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:43,610
for the band's success,
Nigel Martin Smith.
734
00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:45,111
It's quite a display.
735
00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:47,648
Itis, yeah, yeah.
We got Take That dolls,
736
00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:49,399
Take That calendars.
737
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:52,069
Take That pillows, so you
can sleep with Take That.
738
00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:55,114
[chuckling] Just kidding.
Probably cut that bit out.
739
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,209
For our ethnic fans we have
Take That Babushka Dolls.
740
00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:02,500
Robbie's inside Mark,
who's inside Jason.
741
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:05,416
Jason's inside Howard and
they all fit snugly in Gary.
742
00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:06,545
[reporter]
Hmm, that's quite cute.
743
00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:10,720
[Gary] Lyrics?
744
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:14,925
[Robbie] Just some ideas.
745
00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:18,474
[Gary] Well, come on then.
Give us a look.
746
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:20,647
Will I get a credit?
747
00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,933
I don't know.
Are they any good?
748
00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:27,695
Wouldn't you like to know?
749
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,861
[Gary] Whatever.
750
00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:32,988
[Jason] At least pretend
to give a toss.
751
00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:34,698
- What, about all this?
- [Jason] Yeah.
752
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:35,949
[Robbie] Are you kidding?
753
00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:38,365
Do you have any idea how
naff people think we are?
754
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,375
Oh fuck off, Robbie,
they bloody love us.
755
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,707
Do you think Oasis
does this shit?
756
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:44,420
We need to branch out.
757
00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:47,379
Write something that's not
so fucking cringeworthy.
758
00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:49,255
And this coming from you.
759
00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:52,300
The one who only shines
when the light's on him.
760
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:54,259
- [Mark] Alright, Gaz.
- No, no, let him speak.
761
00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:55,799
You think you can just turn up,
762
00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,350
scribble some
worthless shit
763
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,228
and get your name next to mine
in the song credits?
764
00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:03,857
You add nothing to this.
765
00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:06,393
Any of it.
766
00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:13,572
♪ Turn back the time 'til the
days when our love was new ♪
767
00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:16,069
♪ Do you remember? ♪
768
00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:20,954
♪ No matter what was happening
I was there with you-- 5
769
00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,289
Ah, just ah, hold it there
for a second, thanks Robbie.
770
00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:24,794
[Robbie] That was better, yeah?
771
00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:27,168
Ah, you're still a little
behind, I'm afraid.
772
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,541
Oof, I've always liked
alittle behind.
773
00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:33,262
Um, what we might do, Robbie
is um, if we record it -
774
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,092
we can just record it
line by line, yeah?
775
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:36,385
And we can just
stitch it together later--
776
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:37,970
Nah, I can do it all at once.
777
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:41,011
Yeah, let's just, um,
let's just go again.
778
00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:43,097
Yeah, let's go. I got it.
779
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:46,642
Sure thing then.
Here we go.
780
00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:52,906
♪ Turn back the time 'til the
days when our love was new ♪
781
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,154
♪ Do you remember? ♪
782
00:40:55,995 --> 00:41:00,956
♪ No matter what was happening
1 was there with you ♪
783
00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,791
JAhal
784
00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:06,958
♪ But if we all stand up
for what we believe ♪
785
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,793
♪ And maybe live within
our possibilities I
786
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:10,673
[Robbie's inner voice]
You're worthless.
787
00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:12,501
You can't do what Gary does.
788
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:14,340
They're all laughing at ya.
789
00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:17,722
♪ So baby don't
turn away, listen-- 0
790
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:19,803
Ah, that's great.
Thanks, Robbie.
791
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:21,184
Just give us
one wee sec, yeah?
792
00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:22,936
[Robbie whispering] Fuck me.
793
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:26,307
[Robbie breathing heavily]
794
00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:33,605
[no audio]
795
00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:44,870
I think we might
have it there, mate.
796
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:46,826
Thank you.
797
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,916
Okay, great.
798
00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:52,674
[man] Yeah, cheers Robbie.
799
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,968
[Nigel] Give it a sec, Gary,
before you head in there.
800
00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:57,595
- [Nigel] Oh, my God.
[Gary] You did your best.
801
00:41:57,807 --> 00:42:00,720
[Nigel] Yeah, you know, and
now I feel like the bad guy.
802
00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:12,610
["Relight My Fire" intro
playing]
803
00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:15,314
[Gary singing]
♪ Turn back the time... ♪
804
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,240
[Howard] Gary Barlow,
ladies and gentlemen!
805
00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,196
[applauding]
806
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:22,488
[Nigel] It's already good.
Fucking hell, the difference!
807
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:23,663
[man] It's like night and day,
isn't it?
808
00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,957
[Nigel] Yeah, thank you.
809
00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:28,994
Oh, this is a hit.
810
00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:35,587
[Robbie VO] / didn't know it
811
00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:37,594
but I was suffering
from depression.
812
00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:40,179
I hate that phrase -
'suffering from depression.'
813
00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:42,135
it sounds so Scarlett O'Hara -
814
00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:43,675
"I do declare Mr. Butler,
815
00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:46,185
"l have been suffering
with a bout of depression."
816
00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:48,096
'Clinically depressed'
is better.
817
00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:49,639
Way more lab coaty.
818
00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:53,102
- Dad!
- Here he is! Here he is!
819
00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:54,064
I didn't know you were--
820
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,478
[girl screaming]
Oh, my God!
821
00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:56,896
[Peter] I told you, didn't I?
822
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,361
You owe me a pint, love.
823
00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:01,526
- Can I get a photo?
- Of course you can.
824
00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:02,944
I'l take it for you.
825
00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:06,035
Okay, here we go.
826
00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:09,122
- Say 'fuzzy pickle'.
- Fuzzy pickle.
827
00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:11,289
- [Peter] Ah...
- [Robbie] Lovely...
828
00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:12,420
Thank you so much.
829
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,671
Did you want one
with me in it?
830
00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:15,419
Great idea, yeah!
831
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,175
Yeah, course you do.
Come on.
832
00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:19,177
Look at that, hey?
Peas in a pod.
833
00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:21,220
[Peter chuckling]
834
00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:25,305
Can I lose you... use you...
can I use your loo?
835
00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:26,555
Yeah.
836
00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:28,094
It's a number two.
837
00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:30,647
Be my guest.
838
00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:33,434
- [girl] Oh, my God!
- Yeah... whoa...
839
00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:37,854
She seems nice.
840
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:40,490
Oh yeah, terrific. Terrific!
841
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,742
You know they've cordoned off
the whole street, don't ya?
842
00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:44,452
There's girls everywhere,
843
00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,238
and they're not
playing nice either.
844
00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,201
It's like a bloodsport
out there.
845
00:43:49,418 --> 00:43:51,500
I told the security lads
you were my son.
846
00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:53,332
I nearly got torn apart.
847
00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,045
You in town for long?
848
00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:58,208
No, no, just passing through.
Back home tonight.
849
00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:01,131
After I collect my pint.
850
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:03,095
I wish I'd known
you were coming.
851
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:03,967
What's this?
852
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:06,011
- Nothing.
- Prozac?
853
00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:09,056
What've you got
to mope about?
854
00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:12,313
You boys are flying.
Bloody Brits nomination...
855
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:14,190
I've been telling
everyone about that.
856
00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:17,193
I know. It's just...
857
00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:21,610
It's all a bit overwhelming,
Dad.
858
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:26,657
It's like I can't keep track
of who I am anymore.
859
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:28,950
Well, go and ask
that lot out there.
860
00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:30,991
They know exactly
who you are.
861
00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:32,705
The other lads you'd
be hard pressed
862
00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:34,335
to pick 'em out of
a police line up.
863
00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:37,209
Well, not Gary obviously,
'cause he's the creative one,
864
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:41,718
but you, you're living
the dream, youth.
865
00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:43,378
[girl screaming from outside]
We love you, Robbie.
866
00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:45,589
How can you not
know who you are,
867
00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:49,638
when there are thousands
of people screaming your name?
868
00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:53,889
[toilet flushing]
869
00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,684
[screaming crowd]
[distorted audio]
870
00:44:57,862 --> 00:44:59,227
[Mark] Jesus! Rob!
871
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,021
- [Nigel] What did he take?
[Howard] Could be anything.
872
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,480
[Nigel] Hold the show
until I say.
873
00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:07,277
You were an afterthought.
Couldn't sing, couldn't dance.
874
00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:09,908
Looks... five at best.
875
00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:14,751
Everything you have,
everything, I've given you.
876
00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:18,463
And you don't
deserve any of it.
877
00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:19,626
[loud music starting]
878
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,382
[Howard] Oh, fucking hell!
879
00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:24,969
[roaring crowd]
[loud music]
880
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:27,005
Are you fucking retarded!?
881
00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:28,423
I fucking told them...
882
00:45:28,601 --> 00:45:30,091
Alright! Get in position.
883
00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:33,557
- I said, get in position, now!
- Get up, get up!
884
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,187
[crowd roaring]
[intro to "Relight My Fire]
885
00:45:35,358 --> 00:45:37,474
Wake up, you fucking baby!
886
00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:39,309
[Gary] Right, follow my lead!
887
00:45:39,487 --> 00:45:41,979
[Robbie VO] All of this
because of a fucking wink.
888
00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:47,901
[crowd roaring]
889
00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:54,491
[Gary singing] & Help me escape
this feeling of insecurity ♪
890
00:45:57,338 --> 00:45:59,079
♪ I need you so much ♪
891
00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:02,375
♪ But I don't think
you really need me I
892
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:08,429
♪ But if we all stand up
in the name of love ¢
893
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:12,343
♪ And state the case of
what we're dreaming of ♪
894
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:16,183
♪ I've got to say
1 only dream of you I
895
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,856
♪ But like a thief
in the night ♪
896
00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:22,857
♪ You took away the love
that I knew ♪
897
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:29,117
♪ Relight my fire
898
00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:33,201
♪ Your love is my only desire ♪
899
00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:42,252
♪ Relight my fire
'Cause I need your love ♪
900
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,635
[Robbie] Whoal
901
00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:54,476
[Jason] Passed out!
That's a new low.
902
00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:55,680
[Robbie] It was a dodgy curry.
903
00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:56,852
[Gary] Your job is simple -
904
00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:58,896
sing the harmonies
and toe the line.
905
00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:00,265
You'd like that, wouldn't ya?
906
00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:01,808
[Gary] Know your place.
907
00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:04,144
You're making us look
like fucking idiots.
908
00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:11,868
♪ Turn back the times to the
days when our love was new ♪
909
00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:13,904
[Robbie] Oh, fuck!
910
00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:16,239
♪ Do you remember? ♪
911
00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:20,660
♪ No matter what was happening
1 was there with—- 7
912
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,328
[Robbie singing] I You ♪
913
00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:23,962
- [crowd roaring]
- [Robbie] I A ha... ♪
914
00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:27,509
♪ But if we all stand up
for what we believe ♪
915
00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:31,217
♪ And maybe live within
our possibilities I
916
00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:35,599
♪ The world would be wild
for the dream +
917
00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:41,561
♪ So baby, don't turn away
Listen to what I gotta say ♪
918
00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:50,195
♪ Relight my fire
'Cause I need...
919
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:53,784
♪ Oh, I need... ♪
920
00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:57,655
♪ Your love ♪
921
00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:02,202
[song ends]
[crowd roaring]
922
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:06,627
["Could It Be Magic" begins]
[crowd roaring]
923
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:09,125
sSun?t
924
00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:13,259
sSun?t
925
00:48:15,351 --> 00:48:17,217
[Robbie VO] Because
he writes all the songs,
926
00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,557
Gary makes all the money.
927
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,721
He's got a mansion
in the north of England
928
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,560
with a driveway full of cars.
929
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:24,974
Fuck me!
930
00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:26,855
[Robbie VO] And a butler.
931
00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:29,316
While I'm still
living at Mum's.
932
00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:31,405
He's Elton now.
933
00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:33,782
[sniffing]
934
00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:35,905
[Robbie VO] And they're all
waiting for me in the garden.
935
00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:37,783
And it's to talk
about the problem
936
00:48:37,957 --> 00:48:40,699
- and I am the problem.
- Whoa!
937
00:48:42,962 --> 00:48:45,294
[squeaking rope]
938
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,876
[Howard] Robbie, so um...
939
00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:56,680
Well, we've all been
having a think, and um...
940
00:48:56,976 --> 00:48:59,593
We'd quite like to do
the next tour as a, ah...
941
00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,353
..as a four piece.
942
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,022
[Mark] Just to see
if we can do it.
943
00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:07,271
[Jason] Yeah...
To see if we can do it.
944
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:08,435
[Howard] Perhaps
you could focus on
945
00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:10,944
some of that solo material
you've been working on or um...
946
00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:12,981
[Gary] To be honest, Rob,
947
00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:15,321
we've been doing it as
a four-piece for a while.
948
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:20,701
I think you should.
949
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:25,497
That it, then?
950
00:49:28,549 --> 00:49:30,005
Ah... Yeah...
951
00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:34,177
[Robbie] Weeee...
952
00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:38,639
[bird calling]
953
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:44,892
Can I take this?
954
00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:48,979
Yeah, Rob.
If you want.
955
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,604
[Robbie grunting]
956
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:00,695
This is it!
957
00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:05,033
This... is... the end!
958
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,206
[softly chuckling]
959
00:50:20,893 --> 00:50:25,103
[low tense music]
960
00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:32,439
[engine starting erratically]
961
00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:35,984
- [car backfires]
[Robbie] Fuck!
962
00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:38,574
Fuck!
[car idling]
963
00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:44,572
[car accelerating]
964
00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:48,501
[glass shattering]
965
00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:59,216
[Robbie singing] + So
unimpressed but so in awe;
966
00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:05,176
♪ Such a saint but
such a whore ♪
967
00:51:06,855 --> 00:51:11,065
♪ So self aware
So full of shit §
968
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:16,605
♪ So indecisive
So adamant ♪
969
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:22,698
I I'm contemplating
thinking about thinking ♪
970
00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:27,532
I It's overrated
Just get another drink in I
971
00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:32,795
♪ Watch me come undone
972
00:51:32,965 --> 00:51:37,801
♪ They're selling razor blades
and mirrors in the streets ♪
973
00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:43,302
♪ I pray that when I'm coming
down you'll be asleep ♪
974
00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:48,766
♪ If I ever hurt you your
revenge will be so sweet ♪
975
00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:52,477
♪ Because I'm scum
and I'm your son ♪
976
00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:53,812
[truck honking]
[tyres skidding]
977
00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:56,520
♪ I come undone
978
00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:02,487
♪ I come undone
979
00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:05,361
[Radio announcer]
Fans are still reeling
980
00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:06,825
from the announcement
on Monday
981
00:52:06,999 --> 00:52:09,366
that Robbie Williams
has split from Take That.
982
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:12,126
Help Line switch boards, set up
after reports of suicides,
983
00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:15,288
have been flooded by
tearful Take That fans...
984
00:52:16,925 --> 00:52:18,836
[Radio announcer] But he had
built up a reputation
985
00:52:19,011 --> 00:52:19,921
as a party animal...
986
00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:23,804
♪ So rock 'n rolf
So corporate suits ♪
987
00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:29,264
♪ So damn ugly
So damn cute ♪
988
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:35,103
I So well-trained
So animal ♪
989
00:52:37,613 --> 00:52:41,572
♪ So need-your-fove
So fuck-you-all
990
00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:48,159
♪ I'm not scared of dying
1 just don't want to ♪
991
00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:53,335
Jif I stopped lying
I'd just disappoint you ♪
992
00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:55,627
♪ I come undone
993
00:52:55,798 --> 00:53:00,292
♪ They're selling razor blades
and mirrors in the street ♪
994
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,336
[car accelerating]
[dramatic music]
995
00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:08,220
♪ I pray that when I'm coming
down you'll be asleep ♪
996
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:12,145
[music crescendos
and then softens]
997
00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:20,149
[crowd singing together on bus]
998
00:53:23,617 --> 00:53:28,077
♪ If I ever hurt you your
revenge will be so sweet ♪
999
00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:32,662
♪ Because I'm scum
but I'm your son ♪
1000
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:34,416
♪ I come un--2
1001
00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:35,789
[Robbie gasping]
1002
00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:40,457
[water bubbling]
[low tense music]
1003
00:53:54,106 --> 00:53:55,813
[fangirl]
How could you do this?
1004
00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:58,065
[fangirl] We need you, Robbie!
1005
00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:01,693
[screaming]
1006
00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:03,938
[fangirl] Don't go!
1007
00:54:05,367 --> 00:54:09,076
[echoes of sobbing girls]
[underwater muted audio]
1008
00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:15,241
[Robbie VO] The cheeky
member of Take That
1009
00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:16,784
is now the fucked-up
messy one
1010
00:54:17,004 --> 00:54:18,494
who's gone and
broken up the band.
1011
00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:20,379
[ice reverberating]
1012
00:54:20,549 --> 00:54:22,381
[Robbie VO] And people
hate me for it.
1013
00:54:24,011 --> 00:54:28,005
But really, they're only saying
what I think about myself.
1014
00:54:29,641 --> 00:54:31,052
I've a raging cocaine habit,
1015
00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:34,344
I'm a full-blown alcoholic
and I'm twenty-one.
1016
00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,395
[ice shattering]
1017
00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:39,432
I think I was always going to
be an alcoholic or an addict,
1018
00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:42,272
1 just had the money and the
means to get there quicker.
1019
00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:43,902
[cameras clicking]
1020
00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:47,106
[Robbie VO] But I'm also
incredibly competitive.
1021
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:50,026
I mean, I've no idea
1022
00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:52,787
how I'm going to
pull off a solo career.
1023
00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:55,786
But there's an
energy to revenge,
1024
00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:59,919
and it's very, very seductive.
1025
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:03,130
[crowd]
..eight, seven, six, five...
1026
00:55:03,509 --> 00:55:06,467
[crowd]
four, three, two, one...
1027
00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:10,050
[all cheering]
[fireworks exploding]
1028
00:55:15,103 --> 00:55:18,095
[dance music playing]
1029
00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:24,944
[crowd chattering]
1030
00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:32,159
It's going to happen.
1031
00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:36,031
No ifs, no buts. No left,
no right. Just straight ahead.
1032
00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:45,247
I'm going to be
fucking massive.
1033
00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:48,087
[woman] A massive what?
1034
00:55:48,595 --> 00:55:50,927
Fuck! You scared
the shit out of me.
1035
00:55:51,098 --> 00:55:52,805
You said you
wanted to be massive?
1036
00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:55,182
Ah, well I was just um...
1037
00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:57,601
wishing for a little
extra girth.
1038
00:55:57,813 --> 00:55:59,303
[chuckling]
1039
00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:03,482
- What is it you do?
- Oh, yeah...
1040
00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:08,445
[woman] Oh sorry,
should I already know that?
1041
00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:10,523
No, no, no, no, no.
1042
00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:13,404
No, I'm... I'm a singer
and songwriter.
1043
00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:14,239
Really?
1044
00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:16,074
Yeah, just starting out
on my own.
1045
00:56:16,248 --> 00:56:17,329
I was in Take That and--
1046
00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:18,785
The boyband?
1047
00:56:19,001 --> 00:56:21,413
[laughing]
1048
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:23,790
Oh, don't mind me.
1049
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:25,579
Sorry.
1050
00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:30,127
No, you're alright.
I mean, itis why I left.
1051
00:56:30,512 --> 00:56:32,219
Dancing around
in the background
1052
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,346
like a camp sadomasochist....
1053
00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:36,132
I mean, if I'm going
to look like a tosser,
1054
00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:38,221
I might as well do it
down stage centre.
1055
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:39,806
So it's all about
the spotlight?
1056
00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:43,098
Wow, not even
any lube - just full fist.
1057
00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:44,857
I'm just saying -
1058
00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:46,145
if you're going to start out
on your own,
1059
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,152
you might as well
be honest about why.
1060
00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:50,817
- Shit, are you a journalist?
- Fuck, no.
1061
00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:52,527
I'm just curious.
1062
00:56:54,036 --> 00:56:55,276
I'm not sure
you'd understand.
1063
00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:56,576
Try me.
1064
00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:02,116
You know, I was given
the golden ticket
1065
00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:04,001
but it felt like I was
bound and gagged
1066
00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:05,206
for the last five years.
1067
00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:06,829
And not in a hot way, either.
1068
00:57:07,049 --> 00:57:09,416
In like a battery to the
scrotum sort of way.
1069
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,209
[woman laughing]
1070
00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:14,420
I don't know, sexy,
mysterious, masked lady...
1071
00:57:15,891 --> 00:57:17,177
I guess I've just
reached a point
1072
00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:20,475
where I want to prove I
can make it on my own.
1073
00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:22,807
Prove to who?
1074
00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:25,814
Everyone.
1075
00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:31,566
See! I told you
you wouldn't understand.
1076
00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:33,322
[woman chuckles]
1077
00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:36,325
Oh, fuck me!
1078
00:57:36,995 --> 00:57:38,861
[both laughing]
1079
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,951
[Robbie VO] Nicole Appleton.
1080
00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:45,955
She and her sister were members
of the girl band, All Saints.
1081
00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:48,120
Their manager was a cunt, foo.
1082
00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:51,916
She was absolutely lovely -
1083
00:57:52,094 --> 00:57:54,677
with the single worst
taste in men.
1084
00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:57,713
Yeah, you alright?
1085
00:57:59,601 --> 00:58:02,059
[Nicole] Fame is so
fucking weird, isn't it?
1086
00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:05,637
It's like that uneasy
feeling you get
1087
00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:06,806
when they bring
the cake out
1088
00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,725
and the whole restaurant
sings Happy Birthday to you
1089
00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:11,610
and you can't wait until Happy
Birthday stops being sung.
1090
00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:16,282
I mean, people are
doing a really nice thing,
1091
00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:18,408
but you just want it
to stop so you can--
1092
00:58:18,578 --> 00:58:20,285
Eat the fucking cake.
1093
00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:23,330
Yeah.
1094
00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:28,085
[chuckling]
1095
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,462
Well, now you've got
your gag off,
1096
00:58:30,632 --> 00:58:31,918
what are you going to say?
1097
00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:35,087
- I've got some lyrics.
- Oh...
1098
00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:36,423
I mean, they're basically
different takes
1099
00:58:36,638 --> 00:58:37,548
on how much I hate myself.
1100
00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:40,347
- So a Christmas album then?
- [Robbie laughing]
1101
00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,554
I'm not sure about an album.
1102
00:58:43,437 --> 00:58:46,099
At the moment I'd just
like to write one good song.
1103
00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:49,689
- You're overthinking it.
Hmm...
1104
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:52,147
Just write about
whatever's in front of you.
1105
00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:53,352
Look...
1106
00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:57,364
♪ I've got a boat but
mine's made of rubber ♪
1107
00:58:57,576 --> 00:59:03,572
♪ I cut a hole in the back and
use my cock as a rudder
1108
00:59:03,790 --> 00:59:06,122
[Robbie] Yes! It's a hit!
1109
00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:09,706
See, you're going to be
massive in no time.
1110
00:59:12,758 --> 00:59:14,465
♪ lwas hers
1111
00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:17,759
♪ She was me ♪
1112
00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:22,302
♪ We were one ♪
1113
00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:27,227
I We were free ♪
1114
00:59:28,315 --> 00:59:33,731
♪ If there's somebody
calling me on ♪
1115
00:59:37,449 --> 00:59:39,736
♪ She's the one ♪
1116
00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:43,156
[orchestral arrangement]
1117
00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:49,413
♪ If there's somebody
calling me on ♪
1118
00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:51,915
♪ She's the one ♪
1119
00:59:56,134 --> 00:59:58,125
[Nicole] & We were young ♪
1120
00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:02,263
♪ We were wrong
1121
01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:07,927
♪ We were fine
all along I
1122
01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:14,317
[both] ♪ If there's
somebody calling me on
1123
01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:16,602
♪ She's the one ♪
1124
01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:24,243
♪ When you get to
where you wanna go;
1125
01:00:24,412 --> 01:00:26,653
♪ And you know the things
you wanna know ♪
1126
01:00:26,832 --> 01:00:31,952
♪ You're smiling ♪
1127
01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:36,538
[Nicole] I When you
said what you wanna say ♪
1128
01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:40,209
♪ And you know the
way you wanna play ♪
1129
01:00:40,428 --> 01:00:48,267
[both] & You'll be so
high you'll be flying ♪
1130
01:00:48,436 --> 01:00:54,432
♪ Though the sea
will be strong ♪
1131
01:00:54,609 --> 01:01:00,195
♪ I know we'll carry on ♪
1132
01:01:00,365 --> 01:01:06,156
♪ 'Cause if there's somebody
calling me on
1133
01:01:06,788 --> 01:01:09,200
[Nicole] & He's the one ♪
1134
01:01:12,586 --> 01:01:18,457
[Robbie] ♪ If there's
somebody calling me on
1135
01:01:18,633 --> 01:01:21,216
♪ She's the one ♪
1136
01:01:26,725 --> 01:01:29,012
[both] & When you get to
where you wanna go ♪
1137
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:31,473
♪ And you know the things
you wanna know ♪
1138
01:01:31,646 --> 01:01:37,016
♪ You're smiling ♪
1139
01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:41,271
♪ When you said
what you wanna say ♪
1140
01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:44,816
♪ And you know the
way you wanna play it ♪
1141
01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:53,413
♪ You'll be so high
you'll be flying ♪
1142
01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:05,845
[no audio]
[gentle orchestral music]
1143
01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:27,574
[orchestral music continues]
1144
01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:12,946
♪ She's the one ♪
1145
01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:17,658
♪ He's the one ♪
1146
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,548
[Nicole sighing]
1147
01:03:47,073 --> 01:03:48,188
[Robbie singing softly]
1148
01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:51,617
♪ You can't manufacture
a miracle;
1149
01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:54,949
♪ The silence was pitiful...
1150
01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:58,328
[people chattering]
1151
01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:00,246
[man] It's not
a competition, girls.
1152
01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:02,206
It's just hard work.
1153
01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:06,172
[Nate] Here you are.
1154
01:04:06,343 --> 01:04:07,708
This place is posh as fuck.
1155
01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:10,548
You know, I've just seen
fucking Bono in the toilet.
1156
01:04:10,764 --> 01:04:11,879
Had a look...
1157
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:14,464
tiny.
1158
01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:16,929
[Nate laughing] You've
missed me, haven't you?
1159
01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:18,764
Ah, of course you have.
1160
01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:21,521
Hm, hey, so...
1161
01:04:21,983 --> 01:04:23,690
You know my
girlfriend, Kayleigh?
1162
01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:26,185
Kayleigh.
1163
01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,104
~The one with the club foot?
- No, she ain't got a club foot.
1164
01:04:28,281 --> 01:04:29,646
"Well...
- Her pelvis is out.
1165
01:04:29,824 --> 01:04:33,818
Anyway, she's up the duff.
1166
01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,453
I'm going to be a dad.
1167
01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:43,789
That's amazing.
1168
01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:45,545
I'm just surprised the
little thing still works.
1169
01:04:45,757 --> 01:04:46,838
Fuck off!
1170
01:04:47,008 --> 01:04:47,964
[Nicole] Shut up! Shut up!
Here itis.
1171
01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:48,965
[TV announcer]
The wait is over!
1172
01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:52,719
Coming in at number one,
it's new, it's brilliant,
1173
01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:55,426
it's "Never Ever"
by All Saints.
1174
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:58,718
[screaming with joy]
[people applauding]
1175
01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:03,018
["Never Ever" playing
in background]
1176
01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:07,142
Whoa!
1177
01:05:07,612 --> 01:05:08,943
Come on!
1178
01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:12,648
[kissing]
1179
01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:14,946
- l can't believe it!
- Well done, babe.
1180
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:18,363
- You deserve it.
- It'll be your turn next.
1181
01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:23,583
[man] Nicole, give us
a few words!
1182
01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:30,006
Okay. Ahh, I just...
1183
01:05:30,802 --> 01:05:32,418
I can't believe we did it.
1184
01:05:32,637 --> 01:05:33,968
Number fucking one!
1185
01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:35,629
[crowd cheering]
1186
01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:37,590
To everyone who has supported
us through the years,
1187
01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,849
you're family,
and we love you.
1188
01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:44,012
[cork popping]
1189
01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:46,814
And to my...
1190
01:05:47,652 --> 01:05:50,269
Ah, to my best friends...
1191
01:05:50,738 --> 01:05:52,570
Having a number one is amazing
1192
01:05:52,699 --> 01:05:54,906
and getting to celebrate it
together is the best.
1193
01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:57,113
[Robbie VO] Liam Gallagher
was the lead singer of Oasis,
1194
01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:59,028
the biggest band on the planet.
1195
01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:01,663
I'm in love with their songs.
I'm in love with the lyrics.
1196
01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:04,367
I'm in love with how
provocative they are.
1197
01:06:04,544 --> 01:06:05,830
I'm just totally
in love with them,
1198
01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:07,877
and I want to be them.
1199
01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:10,380
Fameisa
powerful aphrodisiac.
1200
01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:13,167
It means even ugly people
can get laid.
1201
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:16,420
Mind you,
guitars do that, too.
1202
01:06:16,598 --> 01:06:17,884
What's all that about, then?
1203
01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:18,888
They got a number one.
1204
01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:20,799
Is that all?
Fucking hell.
1205
01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:22,684
If I orgasmed every time
I had a number one
1206
01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:24,140
I'd be fucking dry.
1207
01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:25,099
Yeah...
1208
01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:27,601
- You listen to this cunt?
- Yeah!
1209
01:06:27,775 --> 01:06:30,016
Like he fucking knows what
we're fucking talking about.
1210
01:06:30,195 --> 01:06:30,900
You want a number one,
1211
01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:32,694
you should've stayed
Gary's back-up dancer.
1212
01:06:32,864 --> 01:06:34,446
[crowd laughing]
1213
01:06:34,616 --> 01:06:35,902
[Liam] Guess who's had
the largest ever demand
1214
01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:38,442
for concert tickets
in British history?
1215
01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:39,701
Me.
1216
01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:40,861
And the band--
1217
01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:42,825
[Liam] Knebworth, right?
1218
01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,536
125,000 fucking
screaming cunts.
1219
01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:46,583
That's insane.
1220
01:06:46,794 --> 01:06:49,832
It's how you know you've
made it, fucking knobhead.
1221
01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:52,710
[Robbie VO] Me and Liam
wouldn't always be so cuddly.
1222
01:06:52,926 --> 01:06:56,044
Would anybody like
to see me fight Liam?
1223
01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:57,886
[crowd cheering]
1224
01:06:58,056 --> 01:07:00,343
[Robbie] Liam, a hundred
grand of your money -
1225
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:01,803
a hundred grand of my money.
1226
01:07:01,976 --> 01:07:03,683
We'll get in the ring
and we'll have a fight
1227
01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:05,560
and you can all
watch iton TV.
1228
01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:07,141
What do you
think about that?
1229
01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:09,932
Now are you going to do it or
are you going to pussy out?
1230
01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:11,895
You fucking wimp!
1231
01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:13,568
[Robbie VO] Thankfully,
1232
01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,396
he wasn't in the country
at the time.
1233
01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:19,608
Knebworth...
1234
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,401
[glass shattering]
1235
01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:23,240
Come on, let's go.
This is shit.
1236
01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:27,074
- Nice chatting to you, Noel.
- Fuck off, cunt.
1237
01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:34,089
[Liam] Hey twinkletoes,
you coming or what?
1238
01:07:34,968 --> 01:07:36,333
Yeah...
1239
01:07:36,511 --> 01:07:37,797
Come on.
1240
01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:43,599
[crowd exuberantly
celebrating]
1241
01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:50,563
[keys jingling]
[Robbie chuckling]
1242
01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:54,438
Good evening, Knebworth.
1243
01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:56,945
You all look gorgeous tonight.
1244
01:07:57,574 --> 01:07:59,565
Here's one from my new album.
1245
01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:01,445
Thank you very much.
1246
01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,656
[Nicole] Hiya.
1247
01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:08,160
Fuck me, aren't you
Miss Number One
1248
01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,621
of the United Kingdom
Britain?
1249
01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:14,038
- Maybe.
[kissing]
1250
01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:16,706
And where did you end up?
1251
01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:19,001
I got kidnapped by
Liam Gallagher.
1252
01:08:19,178 --> 01:08:20,418
Oh...
1253
01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:22,879
And you looked like you were
having a good enough time.
1254
01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:30,478
Anyway, I was just trying
to make sense of it.
1255
01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:32,722
Of what?
1256
01:08:34,277 --> 01:08:35,893
Never Ever.
1257
01:08:40,241 --> 01:08:43,074
You don't... What,
you don't like our song?
1258
01:08:43,244 --> 01:08:46,657
It's fine. I mean, I'm not
sure it's a number one but...
1259
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,575
Well, people seem to like it.
1260
01:08:51,794 --> 01:08:53,250
It would be nice if my fiancé--
1261
01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:58,874
Screaming, jumping around,
making fucking speeches...
1262
01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:01,464
And all that
bullshit about family.
1263
01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:04,471
It's not bullshit.
It's everything to me.
1264
01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:05,506
Right.
1265
01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:07,716
So did you tell them that
you gave up our family
1266
01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:09,305
to get that number one, then?
1267
01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:12,225
Nah...
1268
01:09:13,066 --> 01:09:15,808
I bet you left that bit out of
your little speech, didn't you?
1269
01:09:21,824 --> 01:09:23,531
You're so fucking ugly
when you're wasted.
1270
01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:25,276
Well, I'll be sober tomorrow.
1271
01:09:25,453 --> 01:09:26,989
Oh, and won't that be nice!
1272
01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:30,614
I can't believe I had to tell
everyone that you left tonight
1273
01:09:30,792 --> 01:09:32,032
because something
important came up.
1274
01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:32,995
It did.
1275
01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:34,125
Getting fucked up
with your mates?
1276
01:09:34,295 --> 01:09:36,286
At least they know how
to write a proper number one.
1277
01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:38,125
Which is more than you can.
1278
01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:39,630
Scribbling lyrics
in your little notebook,
1279
01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:41,424
but you're too scared
to show them to anyone.
1280
01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:45,053
A number one and she's
giving out the advice.
1281
01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:47,840
I didn't ask you to lie to your
friends, because guess what,
1282
01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:50,099
I don't give a fuck
what they think.
1283
01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:53,224
You give a fuck what
everyone thinks, Rob.
1284
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:56,432
That's all you give
a fuck about.
1285
01:10:09,330 --> 01:10:10,912
[door slamming]
1286
01:10:15,586 --> 01:10:19,045
[television playing
in background]
1287
01:10:19,674 --> 01:10:22,382
[people laughing]
1288
01:10:25,930 --> 01:10:27,637
We need crisps.
1289
01:10:29,016 --> 01:10:29,847
We're alright, Nan.
1290
01:10:30,017 --> 01:10:32,725
Well, I don't want you
wasting away on me.
1291
01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:34,894
They don't have washing
machines in London?
1292
01:10:35,106 --> 01:10:37,564
Yeah, but you
do it with love.
1293
01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:38,852
Oh, you bugger.
1294
01:10:39,026 --> 01:10:41,358
You should come home
more often, you know.
1295
01:10:41,529 --> 01:10:42,940
She's slowing down.
1296
01:10:43,114 --> 01:10:45,947
Rubbish.
Nan'll outlive all of us.
1297
01:10:46,117 --> 01:10:48,108
Anyway, I'm about
to be very busy.
1298
01:10:48,286 --> 01:10:49,151
I rang around
1299
01:10:49,328 --> 01:10:51,786
and I've got a meeting with a
producer called Guy Chambers.
1300
01:10:52,957 --> 01:10:54,743
Nicole's got a number one.
1301
01:10:54,959 --> 01:10:57,200
Fucking Gary's
got number ones,
1302
01:10:57,378 --> 01:10:59,745
and here I am turning
into a farmyard animal.
1303
01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:02,584
I wouldn't change
a hair on your head.
1304
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:03,749
Bless you, Nan.
1305
01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:06,167
Now, I spoke to your dad.
1306
01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:08,136
Oh, that makes one of us.
1307
01:11:08,306 --> 01:11:09,796
It's been radio silence
since I left the band.
1308
01:11:09,974 --> 01:11:12,386
He's agreed to see you again.
1309
01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:14,764
Agreed? What do you mean?
1310
01:11:14,937 --> 01:11:17,804
Well, to have your visit,
on your school holidays.
1311
01:11:24,989 --> 01:11:27,196
He called me, remember?
1312
01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:28,652
He said it'd been too long.
1313
01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:30,904
He invited me.
1314
01:11:31,078 --> 01:11:33,991
Yes, that's right.
I told him to.
1315
01:11:35,374 --> 01:11:36,956
[Betty] You see...
1316
01:11:39,253 --> 01:11:41,620
- [Betty] Oh, Jesus...
- Oh, Betty.
1317
01:11:41,839 --> 01:11:43,295
[Janet] No, no, no, no...
1318
01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:46,420
[Betty crying] I'm so sorry...
1319
01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:48,836
No...
1320
01:11:49,055 --> 01:11:50,545
[Janet] It's alright...
1321
01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:52,509
Hey Nan, it's alright.
1322
01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:55,012
Come on. Don't cry.
1323
01:11:55,186 --> 01:11:56,802
It's alright...
1324
01:11:57,939 --> 01:11:59,850
[Janet] Shhh, Betty...
1325
01:12:00,274 --> 01:12:02,015
[Janet] It's alright, duck.
1326
01:12:02,193 --> 01:12:03,649
I'm sorry.
1327
01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:06,440
[Betty sobbing]
1328
01:12:07,156 --> 01:12:09,022
[Robbie rapping]
♪ My rhymes complex, yes! ♪
1329
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:11,692
♪ You're just picking up
giro cheques, bless I
1330
01:12:11,869 --> 01:12:13,200
♪ A whole life on the YTS ♪
1331
01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:15,695
♪ I line up in a line
of nine suspects
1332
01:12:15,873 --> 01:12:17,489
♪ And I wine and dine
the fine witness ♪
1333
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:19,829
♪ Then she reclines and
resigns to my wish fist ♪
1334
01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:21,959
♪ So I pop it out
like the litmus test;
1335
01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:23,790
♪ And she's like, am I
allowed to lick this yet-- ♪
1336
01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:26,502
Okay, okay!
Hang on, hang on.
1337
01:12:27,802 --> 01:12:30,840
Listen, I appreciate
you coming over,
1338
01:12:31,013 --> 01:12:32,629
but this isn't going to work.
1339
01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:34,385
[Robbie VO] Guy Chambers.
1340
01:12:34,559 --> 01:12:37,176
Guy likes it when I talk about
the holidays we shared,
1341
01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:40,311
and I like it when he agrees
to let me sing our songs.
1342
01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:41,346
[Guy] You don't mind, do you?
1343
01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:43,265
[Robbie] So our lawyers
had a chat...
1344
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,976
And here we are
on a beach.
1345
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,027
[Guy] Um, lower...
1346
01:12:48,406 --> 01:12:49,896
You've only heard
half of them.
1347
01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:51,109
And they're all the same.
1348
01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:53,867
I can't even tell when one ends
and the next one begins.
1349
01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:54,946
It's like you've written lyrics
1350
01:12:55,121 --> 01:12:56,987
you think other people
want to hear.
1351
01:12:57,164 --> 01:12:58,199
I don't know...
1352
01:12:58,374 --> 01:12:59,956
That might be okay
in a boyband...
1353
01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:01,915
So you want me to get
naked on the first date?
1354
01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:04,039
It's the only way this works.
1355
01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:07,043
Songs are only valuable
if they cost you something.
1356
01:13:11,846 --> 01:13:14,463
Luckily, I'm always
naked on the first date.
1357
01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:33,232
If you're going to laugh,
do it on the inside, yeah?
1358
01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:36,026
I dent easily.
1359
01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:40,246
Can you give me a C?
1360
01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:42,616
[Guy playing chords]
1361
01:13:43,961 --> 01:13:45,827
[Robbie nervously singing]
I You can't
1362
01:13:46,005 --> 01:13:47,040
[whispering] Fuck me.
1363
01:13:47,214 --> 01:13:48,670
Better make it a B flat.
1364
01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:51,921
[Guy playing piano chords]
1365
01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:57,302
♪ You can't manufacture
a miracle;
1366
01:13:57,475 --> 01:14:03,437
♪ The silence was pitiful
That day ♪
1367
01:14:06,025 --> 01:14:10,360
♪ And love is
getting too cynical ♪
1368
01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:16,608
♪ Passion's just physical
These days ♪
1369
01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:31,800
♪ You analyse everyone you meet
But get no sign, loving kind ♪
1370
01:14:33,844 --> 01:14:40,056
♪ Every night you admit defeat
and cry yourself blind
1371
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:44,643
[clearing throat]
Ah, this is the chorus.
1372
01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:50,105
♪ If you can't wake up
in the morning ♪
1373
01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:55,235
♪ 'Cause your bed
lies vacant at night ♪
1374
01:14:56,659 --> 01:15:02,621
♪ if you're lost, hurt,
tired or lonely
1375
01:15:02,790 --> 01:15:07,079
♪ Something beautiful
will come your way ♪
1376
01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:08,660
And the second verse.
1377
01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:10,169
♪ The DJ I
1378
01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:11,875
No, no! Hang on, hang on.
1379
01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:15,213
We have to double
the chorus or it'll sound crap.
1380
01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:17,297
What was that list? Lost...
1381
01:15:17,972 --> 01:15:19,462
♪ hurt, tired or lonely... ♪
1382
01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:22,140
Right, well, that's the hook.
That's the gold.
1383
01:15:22,309 --> 01:15:23,970
The "something beautiful' bit
is cream on top.
1384
01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:24,634
You've got...
1385
01:15:24,812 --> 01:15:30,228
♪ Lost, hunt, tired or lonely ♪
1386
01:15:30,401 --> 01:15:34,019
[humming with piano]
1387
01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:37,189
[Guy] And then you repeat.
You understand?
1388
01:15:37,408 --> 01:15:38,364
- Yeah.
- Right.
1389
01:15:38,576 --> 01:15:39,566
Well, pick it up
from the chorus,
1390
01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:41,576
and give it some welly.
1391
01:15:41,787 --> 01:15:44,779
Even if it's shit,
you got to make it your shit.
1392
01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:48,745
[Guy] Two, three...
1393
01:15:48,961 --> 01:15:53,171
♪ If you can't wake up
in the morning ♪
1394
01:15:53,758 --> 01:15:57,968
♪ 'Cause your bed
lies vacant at night ♪
1395
01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:04,679
♪ if you're lost, hurt,
tired or lonely
1396
01:16:04,852 --> 01:16:08,561
♪ Can't control it
Try as you might ♪
1397
01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:09,888
[Guy] There you go!
1398
01:16:10,107 --> 01:16:14,271
♪ May you find that love
that won't leave you ♪
1399
01:16:15,154 --> 01:16:19,990
I May you find it by
the end of the day
1400
01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:25,867
♪ You won't be lost, hurt,
tired or lonely ♪
1401
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:30,284
♪ Something beautiful
will come your way ♪
1402
01:16:30,419 --> 01:16:31,284
One more time.
1403
01:16:31,462 --> 01:16:37,799
♪ Something beautiful
will come your way ♪
1404
01:16:43,182 --> 01:16:45,264
You're not as crap
as I thought.
1405
01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:47,846
Thanks.
1406
01:16:48,437 --> 01:16:50,769
We need to clean it up
a bit but it's a start.
1407
01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:53,352
Now, what else have
you got in there?
1408
01:16:56,195 --> 01:16:59,779
And coming up we have a
surprise guest in the studio.
1409
01:16:59,949 --> 01:17:02,737
It's none other than
ex-Take That bad boy,
1410
01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:04,693
Robbie Williams!
1411
01:17:06,705 --> 01:17:09,163
[Robbie VO] Chris Briggs -
manager to the stars.
1412
01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:11,415
Amazingly, he saw
something in me...
1413
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:14,039
I mean, besides monstrous
amounts of drugs and booze.
1414
01:17:14,213 --> 01:17:15,624
[Briggs] It'll be nice
and intimate.
1415
01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:18,130
Fifty people or so -
contest winners,
1416
01:17:18,259 --> 01:17:19,465
so they'll be super excited.
1417
01:17:19,677 --> 01:17:21,418
And just remember
it's going out live,
1418
01:17:21,595 --> 01:17:22,926
so mind your
'shits' and 'fucks'.
1419
01:17:23,097 --> 01:17:25,464
You should start with a cover,
something people recognise.
1420
01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,598
We want them to
recognise our songs.
1421
01:17:27,768 --> 01:17:30,385
And they will, but you
have to woo them first.
1422
01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:31,769
You got to get me
to Knebworth.
1423
01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:32,929
[Briggs] How about you
get through this one
1424
01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:34,355
without giving yourself
a heart attack?
1425
01:17:34,525 --> 01:17:36,516
Just get me there, alright?
1426
01:17:36,694 --> 01:17:38,605
[Briggs] Baby steps, mate.
1427
01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:41,316
Look, I know this isn't
much of a gig, but
1428
01:17:41,532 --> 01:17:43,899
Oh, I don't know...
Blackpool, Knebworth... Hil
1429
01:17:44,076 --> 01:17:46,738
Plus, we need the air time.
What've you got to lose?
1430
01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:48,619
I would've said my dignity
1431
01:17:48,831 --> 01:17:50,788
but Take That
already stole it, so...
1432
01:17:54,712 --> 01:17:58,797
I mean it, Briggsy,
I have got to play Knebworth.
1433
01:18:00,259 --> 01:18:01,590
Whatever it takes.
1434
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,501
[Briggs] It'll take everything.
1435
01:18:04,722 --> 01:18:06,508
Sure you're ready for that?
1436
01:18:08,184 --> 01:18:09,800
[sharp inhale]
1437
01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:13,474
Then make every
performance count.
1438
01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:18,774
Light 'em up.
1439
01:18:22,615 --> 01:18:24,697
One, two, three, four...
1440
01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:26,403
[Robbie singing
"Land of 1000 Dances"]
1441
01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:31,617
♪ You got to know how to pony
Like Bony Maronie
1442
01:18:31,832 --> 01:18:36,542
♪ Do the mashed potato
Do the alligator ¢
1443
01:18:37,463 --> 01:18:42,674
♪ Put your hands on your hips
Let your backbone slip ♪
1444
01:18:42,843 --> 01:18:47,337
4 Do the watusi
Like my little Lucy ♪
1445
01:18:48,098 --> 01:18:51,011
I Na-na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1446
01:18:51,185 --> 01:18:52,641
[music distorting]
1447
01:18:52,811 --> 01:18:54,393
[Robbie's inner voice]
You're going to die!
1448
01:18:54,605 --> 01:18:55,766
[radio reporter] You've left
the safety of the band
1449
01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:57,180
and now you're going
out on your own.
1450
01:18:57,358 --> 01:18:58,723
How does that feel?
1451
01:18:58,859 --> 01:19:00,099
[Robbie on radio]
I couldn't be happier.
1452
01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:04,362
I'm finally free, you know, and
this is only the beginning...
1453
01:19:04,531 --> 01:19:05,862
[Robbie] Come on!
1454
01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:09,776
[radio announcer] Well, the
first punches have been thrown
1455
01:19:09,954 --> 01:19:11,820
and it's Gary Barlow
at number one,
1456
01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:13,988
while Robbie's first album,
"Life Thru A Lens"
1457
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:15,998
has debuted at
number eleven.
1458
01:19:16,168 --> 01:19:17,579
Robbie's fate now rests
1459
01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,835
on a national charm
offensive tour...
1460
01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:23,506
[nightclub announcer]
Lock up your daughters,
1461
01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:25,674
lock up your sons.
1462
01:19:25,886 --> 01:19:29,629
It's Robbie Williams!
1463
01:19:30,474 --> 01:19:32,511
[Robbie] You know what
I need you to do!
1464
01:19:34,144 --> 01:19:35,509
One, two, three, four...
1465
01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:40,273
I Na-na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1466
01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:44,686
I Na-—-7
[Robbie's inner voice]
1467
01:19:44,863 --> 01:19:48,401
I'm going to rip
your fucking eyes out!
1468
01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:52,694
[TV interviewer] With his new
album rocketing up the charts -
1469
01:19:52,913 --> 01:19:55,780
ladies and gentlemen,
Robbie Williams!
1470
01:19:56,667 --> 01:19:59,329
[radio announcer] Please
welcome, Robbie Williams.
1471
01:19:59,503 --> 01:20:00,334
[TV announcer] Robbie Williams,
ladies and gentlemen...
1472
01:20:00,504 --> 01:20:02,996
[TV interviewer] He's an
international rock star...
1473
01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:07,008
[Robbie] I wanna sing,
godamnit! And I wanna dance.
1474
01:20:07,970 --> 01:20:09,256
[Robbie on radio]
Being a pop star means
1475
01:20:09,430 --> 01:20:10,795
you can live all
your fantasies.
1476
01:20:10,973 --> 01:20:13,510
1 think it's what's known as
the 'lucky bastard".
1477
01:20:13,726 --> 01:20:15,387
Well, you know, being in
a relationship means
1478
01:20:15,561 --> 01:20:17,143
I've put away me
shagging boots,
1479
01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:19,682
but I know where the closet is.
1480
01:20:20,774 --> 01:20:24,893
♪ Dance with me, honey
Like long tall Sally ♪
1481
01:20:26,363 --> 01:20:27,569
[Robbie on radio]
You know the great thing is
1482
01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:29,902
I've actually arrive now,
because back at home
1483
01:20:30,075 --> 01:20:31,611
I've been voted the
'Rear of the Year.
1484
01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:34,068
[female reporter] Is that
right! You gonna show us?
1485
01:20:34,246 --> 01:20:36,578
[male reporter] So it's fair to
say you're box office, right?
1486
01:20:36,790 --> 01:20:38,280
[Robbie on TV]
I'vegot me platinum disc
1487
01:20:38,459 --> 01:20:40,996
and then I'm getting a
double platinum disc now.
1488
01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:43,411
It means I'm very famous.
1489
01:20:43,797 --> 01:20:47,961
♪ One, two, na-na-na-
na-na-na-nal
1490
01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:49,759
[Robbie's inner voice]
We are coming for you!
1491
01:20:49,928 --> 01:20:52,295
You haven't got it!
you've got nothing!
1492
01:20:52,473 --> 01:20:53,884
[Robbie screaming]
1493
01:20:54,058 --> 01:20:56,550
[Robbie's inner voice]
You are fucking dead!
1494
01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:00,928
[flash lights clicking]
[people shouting]
1495
01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,274
Light 'em up!
1496
01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:10,230
[cacophony of sounds]
1497
01:21:12,493 --> 01:21:13,824
[crowd cheering]
1498
01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:17,244
Fuck off, the lot of ya!
1499
01:21:18,082 --> 01:21:20,790
[cacophony of sounds]
1500
01:21:22,086 --> 01:21:23,451
[retching]
1501
01:21:23,670 --> 01:21:25,331
♪ Na-na-na-na-na ♪
1502
01:21:25,506 --> 01:21:28,373
[awards presenter] And the
winner is... Robbie Williams.
1503
01:21:28,550 --> 01:21:30,291
- [man] ...Robbie Williams!
- fman] ...it's Robbie Williams!
1504
01:21:30,469 --> 01:21:32,380
[various voices] ...and
the winner is Robbie Williams!
1505
01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:33,760
- [man] Robbie Williams...
- fwoman] Robbie Williams!
1506
01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:35,797
[woman] A perfect end
to a great night
1507
01:21:35,974 --> 01:21:37,055
for Robbie Williams.
1508
01:21:37,267 --> 01:21:39,599
[footsteps]
[distorted audio]
1509
01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:42,728
[Peter] I'm sure you all
recognise this young man,
1510
01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:44,354
but did you know he
had a famous father--
1511
01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:45,772
No!
1512
01:21:45,943 --> 01:21:47,308
[Peter] If any of you lovely
ladies want to come up
1513
01:21:47,486 --> 01:21:48,942
and sit on Santa's knee,
1514
01:21:49,113 --> 01:21:50,820
I'l see what I've got
in my sack for you.
1515
01:21:50,989 --> 01:21:52,946
[Christmas carol playing]
1516
01:21:54,284 --> 01:21:55,240
Rob!?
1517
01:21:56,036 --> 01:21:58,949
[cacophony of sounds]
1518
01:21:59,957 --> 01:22:01,322
Brrr...
1519
01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:03,828
Light 'em up.
1520
01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:07,165
[deep breathing]
1521
01:22:07,923 --> 01:22:09,288
Whoa!
1522
01:22:09,550 --> 01:22:11,632
[Tom Jones]
♪ You gotta mash potato
1523
01:22:11,802 --> 01:22:13,759
[Robbie] & Do the alligator ♪
1524
01:22:15,639 --> 01:22:18,222
[Robbie's inner voice] We're
going to peel your skin off.
1525
01:22:18,392 --> 01:22:19,632
Slit your throat.
1526
01:22:19,810 --> 01:22:21,300
We are going to
fucking murder you!
1527
01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:23,310
[Robbie screaming]
1528
01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:25,971
[Tom Jones singing]
♪ Long tall Sally... ♪
1529
01:22:27,067 --> 01:22:29,354
[Tom Jones] J Jump back
in the alley, baby ♪
1530
01:22:30,362 --> 01:22:32,444
♪ Put your hand
on your hip ♪
1531
01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:34,480
♪ Let your backbone slip ♪
1532
01:22:36,410 --> 01:22:38,993
[Tom Jones] I Oh, yeah... +
1533
01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:44,536
JYeah! ♪
1534
01:22:44,710 --> 01:22:47,042
[music continues]
[crowd roaring]
1535
01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:49,123
[Robbie's inner voice]
Where are you going to run?
1536
01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:50,709
Where are you going
to fucking hide?
1537
01:22:50,883 --> 01:22:52,669
You useless little prick!
1538
01:22:52,843 --> 01:22:54,629
You're going to die alone,
you cunt!
1539
01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:55,884
You're fucking replaceable!
1540
01:22:56,054 --> 01:22:57,886
You can't escape this!
1541
01:22:58,056 --> 01:23:01,344
[making monkey noises]
[hyperventilating]
1542
01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:11,772
[music concludes]
[crowd roaring]
1543
01:23:11,945 --> 01:23:13,276
[Peter] Fan-bloody-tastic!
1544
01:23:13,447 --> 01:23:15,814
Listen to that.
It's deafening.
1545
01:23:16,408 --> 01:23:17,819
[Peter] Oh thank you.
I'm the dad.
1546
01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:19,483
Taught him
everything he knows.
1547
01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:21,110
Peter Conway.
1548
01:23:21,455 --> 01:23:23,321
You know what Chris,
entrances and exits.
1549
01:23:23,499 --> 01:23:25,035
No one cares about
that stuff anymore.
1550
01:23:25,209 --> 01:23:28,998
But tonight, you outshone
Tom Jones, lad!
1551
01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:32,251
Oh, look at him.
Just another day at the office.
1552
01:23:32,424 --> 01:23:35,007
[Briggs] Well, this is going
to knock your socks off.
1553
01:23:35,427 --> 01:23:37,464
Rob! Rob!
1554
01:23:37,638 --> 01:23:41,927
Guess who's playing
Knebworth next summer?
1555
01:23:42,726 --> 01:23:43,716
[Peter chuckling]
1556
01:23:43,894 --> 01:23:45,430
Knebworth!
1557
01:23:46,271 --> 01:23:47,853
Wait till I tell the lads!
1558
01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:49,730
Hey, have you thought
about a support act?
1559
01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:51,641
Now, I could do you
a couple of numbers.
1560
01:23:51,818 --> 01:23:52,808
Four at most.
1561
01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:54,063
It's incredible.
1562
01:23:54,238 --> 01:23:56,775
[Briggs] It also comes
with a new record deal.
1563
01:23:57,115 --> 01:23:58,526
It's obscene!
1564
01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:00,320
[Peter exclaiming]
1565
01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:03,703
Look at you!
You're bullet-proof.
1566
01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:05,825
[Peter] Oh, I need a drink.
1567
01:24:05,999 --> 01:24:08,957
Look at this! Just what
the doctor ordered.
1568
01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:10,868
[Briggs] Okay,
I'l leave you to celebrate.
1569
01:24:11,046 --> 01:24:12,753
Congratulations.
1570
01:24:12,923 --> 01:24:14,379
Thanks, Chris.
1571
01:24:19,012 --> 01:24:20,673
Knebworth...
1572
01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:23,805
How does it feel?
1573
01:24:25,769 --> 01:24:26,930
Crippling.
1574
01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:29,895
It'll sink in.
1575
01:24:31,441 --> 01:24:33,557
It's like someone's picked
sides for an after-school game
1576
01:24:33,735 --> 01:24:35,646
and it's all gone
horribly, horribly wrong.
1577
01:24:37,906 --> 01:24:39,772
It's one against thousands.
1578
01:24:39,950 --> 01:24:42,533
[Peter] Bollocks!
The audience loves ya.
1579
01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:46,119
I can't do it.
1580
01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:49,915
I can't carry Knebworth.
1581
01:24:50,586 --> 01:24:52,497
Il be like a lamb to
the fucking slaughter, Dad.
1582
01:24:52,671 --> 01:24:55,003
- It's just stage fright.
- You're not listening!
1583
01:24:55,173 --> 01:24:57,585
[Peter] It's normal. Okay?
1584
01:24:58,594 --> 01:25:00,801
You know what's
always helped me?
1585
01:25:01,722 --> 01:25:03,713
A little bit of Dutch courage.
1586
01:25:04,308 --> 01:25:05,969
Don't I know it.
1587
01:25:09,354 --> 01:25:11,345
Dad, I'm sorry. Dad!
1588
01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:14,231
No one buys a ticket to
hear your problems, son.
1589
01:25:15,485 --> 01:25:17,772
You wanna know why
these people are gods?
1590
01:25:19,281 --> 01:25:22,148
Because they make other
people's problems go away.
1591
01:25:23,702 --> 01:25:25,659
Dad, Dad, stay. Please!
1592
01:25:55,859 --> 01:25:58,476
[mobile phone ringing]
1593
01:26:10,123 --> 01:26:12,455
[screaming]
1594
01:26:14,586 --> 01:26:17,669
[phone continues ringing]
1595
01:26:21,343 --> 01:26:22,959
Whoa!
1596
01:26:24,513 --> 01:26:26,550
[giggling]
1597
01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:31,846
[Parkinson] He's been
climbing the charts
1598
01:26:31,978 --> 01:26:32,968
- and conquering the world.
- Here he is!
1599
01:26:33,146 --> 01:26:34,352
You ready?
Here's daddy's best mate.
1600
01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:36,139
Ladies and gentlemen -
Robbie Williams!
1601
01:26:37,442 --> 01:26:40,355
["Parkinson"
theme music playing]
1602
01:26:40,737 --> 01:26:42,023
[Parkinson] Well, it's been
1603
01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:45,189
a sudden change in
fortune for you, has it not?
1604
01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:46,732
I mean, you're flying high.
1605
01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:48,113
Sober as a judge, Parky.
1606
01:26:48,286 --> 01:26:49,697
[audience laughing]
1607
01:26:49,871 --> 01:26:50,906
Sorry, I have to do this.
1608
01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:55,165
Look Nan, it's Parky!
1609
01:26:56,044 --> 01:27:00,663
Oh, Betty!
It's Robert.
1610
01:27:00,841 --> 01:27:01,706
[Parkinson]
Let's talk if we may
1611
01:27:01,883 --> 01:27:03,169
about this success
you've been having.
1612
01:27:03,343 --> 01:27:04,708
I'mean, it's not
the first time, is it?
1613
01:27:04,886 --> 01:27:06,468
You've had it before
with Take That.
1614
01:27:06,930 --> 01:27:09,968
Would you say that this is a
different kind of success?
1615
01:27:10,392 --> 01:27:12,099
It means a great deal
more to me now.
1616
01:27:12,269 --> 01:27:13,304
I'm about to perform
1617
01:27:13,478 --> 01:27:16,516
in front of a record crowd
at Knebworth in a few weeks.
1618
01:27:16,690 --> 01:27:20,058
- [audience applauding]
- No, no, stop it. It's nothing.
1619
01:27:20,277 --> 01:27:23,144
It's only the biggest music
event in British history.
1620
01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:24,694
[audience cheering
and applauding]
1621
01:27:24,865 --> 01:27:26,276
That's my boy.
1622
01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:28,903
But of course, Knebworth
is not the only record
1623
01:27:29,077 --> 01:27:30,693
you've broken recently, is it?
1624
01:27:30,871 --> 01:27:33,909
There's the matter of
your new deal with EMI -
1625
01:27:34,082 --> 01:27:35,698
eighty million pounds.
1626
01:27:35,917 --> 01:27:38,204
- How does that feel?
- [Robbie] Ah, I don't know...
1627
01:27:39,379 --> 01:27:42,462
I'm rich beyond my
wildest dreams!
1628
01:27:43,133 --> 01:27:44,589
[Robbie VO] { thought
1 was quoting that lady
1629
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,296
who famously
won the lottery.
1630
01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:48,962
But she said,
"Spend, spend, spend."
1631
01:27:49,139 --> 01:27:50,675
So no one got it.
1632
01:27:50,974 --> 01:27:52,885
Mind you, I've said worse
things in interviews...
1633
01:27:53,059 --> 01:27:55,551
[cameras clicking]
[reporters shouting]
1634
01:27:55,771 --> 01:27:57,557
[man] How would you describe
your time with Take That?
1635
01:27:57,773 --> 01:27:59,389
[Robbie] I was very fortunate
to be in Take That...
1636
01:28:00,025 --> 01:28:02,232
..and four out of the five
Spice Girls.
1637
01:28:02,402 --> 01:28:04,439
- [laughing]
- Posh said no, didn't she?
1638
01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:08,230
Now, you've connected with
many women in the past--
1639
01:28:08,408 --> 01:28:10,900
Oh, we're going to talk
about my sex life.
1640
01:28:11,077 --> 01:28:12,943
Well, I suppose...
1641
01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:15,366
There's nothing to write
home about.
1642
01:28:15,582 --> 01:28:18,449
Which is a shame 'cause Mum
loves getting those letters.
1643
01:28:19,044 --> 01:28:21,627
[Nicole] Oh, I mean, how many
flat tyres can you have?
1644
01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:24,667
Well, the second one we
didn't even get out of the car.
1645
01:28:24,883 --> 01:28:26,794
There was no way Natalie
was going to ruin her hair,
1646
01:28:27,010 --> 01:28:28,796
so they just jacked it up
with us all inside.
1647
01:28:29,012 --> 01:28:29,922
[phone ringing]
1648
01:28:30,138 --> 01:28:31,924
- [Nicole] And the weather was--
- I'm just popping to the loo.
1649
01:28:32,098 --> 01:28:33,714
[Nicole] The weather
was horrendous.
1650
01:28:34,226 --> 01:28:36,012
At least the sound was good...
1651
01:28:36,228 --> 01:28:37,684
My voice was tired though.
1652
01:28:37,854 --> 01:28:39,436
Probably because
I wasn't sleeping.
1653
01:28:39,606 --> 01:28:42,018
Which is weird because the
bed was insanely comfortable.
1654
01:28:42,192 --> 01:28:44,729
I even got the name of the
mattress in case we wanted...
1655
01:28:45,529 --> 01:28:47,440
[Parkinson] But you're
finally settling down?
1656
01:28:48,698 --> 01:28:49,984
[Robbie] / have
to be a realist.
1657
01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:53,276
You know, we're both
on four a lot,
1658
01:28:53,870 --> 01:28:55,531
and it can be difficult,
you know.
1659
01:28:56,414 --> 01:28:58,496
[Nicole quietly gasping]
1660
01:29:18,353 --> 01:29:20,936
[Parkinson] So tell me, what's
it like for Robbie Williams
1661
01:29:21,147 --> 01:29:22,603
to be in love?
1662
01:29:24,776 --> 01:29:26,392
Well, that's difficult to...
1663
01:29:27,028 --> 01:29:28,439
um...
1664
01:29:30,532 --> 01:29:32,443
Flings are much easier.
1665
01:29:32,659 --> 01:29:34,195
[audience laughing]
1666
01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:40,410
[gentle tense music]
1667
01:29:41,543 --> 01:29:44,080
You make me feel
so small...
1668
01:29:44,838 --> 01:29:47,079
..and I've hated you for it...
1669
01:29:47,507 --> 01:29:49,714
..for making me feel so...
1670
01:29:51,511 --> 01:29:53,047
unnecessary.
1671
01:29:59,644 --> 01:30:02,511
[Nicole] The fucking
awful things you do...
1672
01:30:05,191 --> 01:30:07,558
I thought you couldn't help it.
1673
01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:15,616
But you just don't want to.
1674
01:30:19,039 --> 01:30:21,622
And I can't help you anymore.
1675
01:30:22,042 --> 01:30:25,160
[gentle piano music]
1676
01:30:37,098 --> 01:30:38,964
[sighing]
1677
01:30:39,851 --> 01:30:41,137
Rob?
1678
01:30:45,148 --> 01:30:47,355
[water gurgling]
1679
01:30:49,194 --> 01:30:50,525
[Nicole] Rob?
1680
01:30:53,031 --> 01:30:55,022
Rob, please say something.
1681
01:30:57,202 --> 01:30:58,784
Babe...
1682
01:31:00,830 --> 01:31:03,162
[Nicole breathing raggedly]
1683
01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:06,950
[thudding]
1684
01:31:07,295 --> 01:31:08,251
[Robbie] Nic, please!
1685
01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:09,962
[Nicole]
You're a fucking animal!
1686
01:31:10,131 --> 01:31:12,042
[Robbie]
Babe, you need to calm down.
1687
01:31:12,217 --> 01:31:13,457
[Nicole] Don't tell me
what I need.
1688
01:31:15,971 --> 01:31:17,928
- [Nicole] Get out!
[Robbie] I can fix it!
1689
01:31:18,098 --> 01:31:19,304
You're too fucking late!
1690
01:31:19,849 --> 01:31:22,307
[Robbie] But I love you!
1691
01:31:23,687 --> 01:31:28,022
["Something Stupid"
instrumental playing]
1692
01:31:34,698 --> 01:31:37,315
[music speeding up]
[thudding]
1693
01:31:38,159 --> 01:31:40,526
[Briggs] Easy!
Easy now. Come on.
1694
01:31:40,704 --> 01:31:42,320
[Robbie] Briggsy...
1695
01:31:42,497 --> 01:31:44,363
[Guy] Oh, what the fuck.
1696
01:31:44,582 --> 01:31:46,914
- He's alright.
- Course I am!
1697
01:31:47,335 --> 01:31:48,575
[Guy] Shit!
1698
01:31:48,753 --> 01:31:50,335
[Guy] You should've
said 'no' to this one.
1699
01:31:50,505 --> 01:31:51,461
[Briggs] To Top of the Pops?
1700
01:31:51,631 --> 01:31:53,247
You can't buy
this kind of promotion.
1701
01:31:53,466 --> 01:31:55,002
[Guy] What's to promote?
Knebworth's sold out.
1702
01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:56,007
[Briggs] The world tour.
1703
01:31:56,177 --> 01:31:57,042
[Robbie sniffing]
1704
01:31:57,178 --> 01:31:58,168
[Briggs] What, he just
does Knebworth
1705
01:31:58,346 --> 01:31:59,302
and pops his feet up, does he?
1706
01:31:59,472 --> 01:32:00,553
You thought getting to
the top was hard.
1707
01:32:00,765 --> 01:32:02,176
Try staying there.
1708
01:32:02,350 --> 01:32:03,306
[knocking on door]
1709
01:32:03,476 --> 01:32:05,433
- [woman] On in five.
- [Briggs] Come on, you're up.
1710
01:32:06,062 --> 01:32:08,053
[mobile phone ringing]
1711
01:32:08,523 --> 01:32:10,059
Leave it.
1712
01:32:13,737 --> 01:32:15,569
Oh, it's a woman!
1713
01:32:16,156 --> 01:32:18,067
Hi Mum, I'm about
to go on Top
1714
01:32:18,241 --> 01:32:19,151
[Janet on phone]
Where have you been?
1715
01:32:19,325 --> 01:32:20,281
I've been trying to reach you--
1716
01:32:20,493 --> 01:32:21,198
I know, I know, but listen,
1717
01:32:21,369 --> 01:32:22,359
I'l have to talk to you
later, ducky head,
1718
01:32:22,579 --> 01:32:25,071
because my pianist, well he's
accidentally shat himself,
1719
01:32:25,248 --> 01:32:26,283
and it's just a horror show--
1720
01:32:26,458 --> 01:32:28,040
[Janet] it's your Nan.
1721
01:32:28,585 --> 01:32:30,747
She kept asking for ya.
1722
01:32:30,962 --> 01:32:33,249
I tried calling ya, but...
1723
01:32:34,799 --> 01:32:37,917
I'm so sorry, love...
she's gone.
1724
01:32:42,223 --> 01:32:44,635
[Briggs] Come on, mate.
Let's go.
1725
01:32:50,190 --> 01:32:53,399
[male chorus vocalising]
1726
01:32:56,905 --> 01:32:59,613
[Betty VO] Whoever pulls the
sword out of the stone
1727
01:32:59,783 --> 01:33:02,445
gets to be the new
King of England.
1728
01:33:03,161 --> 01:33:04,401
[TV presenter]
He's here tonight to sing
1729
01:33:04,579 --> 01:33:07,287
what has become the
unofficial national anthem.
1730
01:33:07,499 --> 01:33:10,912
It's the song on everyone's
lips and in everyone's hearts.
1731
01:33:11,086 --> 01:33:14,499
Ladies and gentlemen,
the ego has landed.
1732
01:33:14,714 --> 01:33:16,830
[Betty VO] So the
next thing you know,
1733
01:33:17,008 --> 01:33:19,295
all the knights
are straining...
1734
01:33:19,469 --> 01:33:22,552
[Betty exclaiming and laughing]
1735
01:33:22,722 --> 01:33:27,432
..and turning red,
but nobody could budge it.
1736
01:33:28,186 --> 01:33:31,144
So you can imagine
how everyone laughed
1737
01:33:31,314 --> 01:33:34,352
when little Arthur
stepped up for his turn.
1738
01:33:34,567 --> 01:33:38,435
Everyone, except Merlin.
1739
01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:42,026
Merlin just stroked his beard
and whispered,
1740
01:33:43,284 --> 01:33:48,495
"Arthur, I know those sexy,
muscular knights couldn't do it
1741
01:33:48,665 --> 01:33:51,407
"and you're just
a little fart of a child
1742
01:33:51,584 --> 01:33:53,291
"with puny little arms.
1743
01:33:53,419 --> 01:33:56,957
"But I believe in you."
1744
01:34:03,471 --> 01:34:06,304
♪ I sit and wait ♪
1745
01:34:07,100 --> 01:34:09,341
[rain pattering]
1746
01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:24,156
♪ Does an angel
contemplate my fate? ♪
1747
01:34:26,619 --> 01:34:31,489
♪ And do they know
the places where we go ♪
1748
01:34:32,333 --> 01:34:36,748
♪ When we're grey and old? ♪
1749
01:34:38,423 --> 01:34:41,882
♪ 'Cause I have been told ♪
1750
01:34:42,552 --> 01:34:49,595
♪ That salvation lets
their wings unfold ♪
1751
01:34:52,020 --> 01:34:55,058
♪ So when I'm lying in my bed ♪
1752
01:34:56,065 --> 01:34:58,773
♪ Thoughts running
through my head ♪
1753
01:34:59,402 --> 01:35:02,360
♪ And I feel that
love is dead ♪
1754
01:35:03,323 --> 01:35:06,406
♪ I'm loving angels instead ♪
1755
01:35:06,576 --> 01:35:07,737
[crowd roaring
and singing along]
1756
01:35:07,911 --> 01:35:13,702
♪ And through it all
she offers me protection ♪
1757
01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:20,167
♪ A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong ♪
1758
01:35:20,340 --> 01:35:26,552
♪ And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me ♪
1759
01:35:26,721 --> 01:35:30,009
♪ [know that life
won't break me ♪
1760
01:35:30,183 --> 01:35:32,550
♪ When I come to call
1761
01:35:33,561 --> 01:35:36,349
♪ She won't forsake me ♪
1762
01:35:38,524 --> 01:35:42,483
♪ I'm loving angels instead ♪
1763
01:35:45,448 --> 01:35:50,158
["Angels" musical interlude]
1764
01:36:28,199 --> 01:36:30,566
[cameras clicking]
[reporters all shouting]
1765
01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:36,906
♪ And through it all
she offers me protection ♪
1766
01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:43,588
♪ A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong ♪
1767
01:36:43,756 --> 01:36:49,877
♪ And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me ♪
1768
01:36:50,054 --> 01:36:52,716
♪ [know that life
won't break me ♪
1769
01:36:52,890 --> 01:36:56,349
♪ When I come to call
1770
01:36:56,853 --> 01:37:00,312
♪ She won't forsake me ♪
1771
01:37:01,899 --> 01:37:06,689
♪ I'm loving angels instead ♪
1772
01:37:13,745 --> 01:37:16,658
[Robbie screaming in rage]
[TV shattering]
1773
01:37:19,417 --> 01:37:23,581
[cacophony of sounds]
1774
01:37:26,257 --> 01:37:28,840
[tense music rising]
1775
01:37:31,054 --> 01:37:34,467
[clattering and shattering]
1776
01:37:39,020 --> 01:37:43,105
[final strains of "Angels"
playing gently]
1777
01:38:06,047 --> 01:38:07,629
[car engine stops]
1778
01:38:11,552 --> 01:38:13,543
[glass crunching]
1779
01:38:25,441 --> 01:38:27,307
They were out of
salt and vinegar.
1780
01:38:28,486 --> 01:38:30,022
I don't want em.
1781
01:38:30,780 --> 01:38:31,736
Okay...
1782
01:38:36,285 --> 01:38:37,571
Ay, we should get
the boys together.
1783
01:38:38,329 --> 01:38:40,741
Hey? Have a little knees up
before your concert tomorrow.
1784
01:38:40,998 --> 01:38:42,409
It'd do you good.
1785
01:38:42,583 --> 01:38:43,664
I can't face it.
1786
01:38:47,755 --> 01:38:49,086
Zip me up.
1787
01:38:50,675 --> 01:38:52,712
Fucking hell.
What time's lift off?
1788
01:38:52,885 --> 01:38:54,751
- It helps hide the fat.
- Oh yeah.
1789
01:38:58,099 --> 01:39:00,306
You've no idea what it
takes to get up there.
1790
01:39:00,476 --> 01:39:02,717
- I can't sleep.
- [machine whirring]
1791
01:39:02,895 --> 01:39:03,930
My back's fucked.
1792
01:39:04,147 --> 01:39:06,514
Yeah, but once you're up there
you're smashing it, so...
1793
01:39:06,691 --> 01:39:09,479
See, that fucks me right off
when people say that.
1794
01:39:13,948 --> 01:39:15,905
Being up there's the worst bit.
1795
01:39:17,493 --> 01:39:19,359
Pays alright, though.
1796
01:39:20,496 --> 01:39:22,078
Fuck...
1797
01:39:25,042 --> 01:39:27,124
You don't understand.
1798
01:39:27,795 --> 01:39:29,911
[inhaling]
1799
01:39:30,631 --> 01:39:31,666
[Robbie clearing throat]
1800
01:39:31,841 --> 01:39:34,048
[Nate] No, no,
I don't understand.
1801
01:39:36,262 --> 01:39:37,593
But at least I'm trying.
1802
01:39:38,764 --> 01:39:39,970
You know all I wanted,
1803
01:39:40,099 --> 01:39:43,342
was for you to ask me,
just once, how I'm doing...
1804
01:39:44,687 --> 01:39:47,054
You know, with work,
and my little girl.
1805
01:39:47,231 --> 01:39:53,227
I'm about to walk out
to 125,000 people!
1806
01:39:53,654 --> 01:39:56,646
You've got no fucking idea
what that feels like.
1807
01:39:56,824 --> 01:39:58,986
Yeah and you've no idea
that I earn in a month
1808
01:39:59,160 --> 01:40:01,447
what you fucking
snort in a minute...
1809
01:40:01,579 --> 01:40:04,412
Or that Kayleigh's shacked
up with some fucking butcher,
1810
01:40:04,624 --> 01:40:05,739
and so I'm living in an estate
1811
01:40:05,917 --> 01:40:07,282
surrounded by
fucking psychopaths!
1812
01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:08,950
Or that I only get
to see my kid
1813
01:40:09,128 --> 01:40:10,960
for two hours every
fortnight or--
1814
01:40:11,130 --> 01:40:11,961
So you need money?
1815
01:40:12,131 --> 01:40:13,087
[Nate] Fucking hell!
1816
01:40:13,257 --> 01:40:14,622
You know, jealousy
don't suit you, Nate.
1817
01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:16,916
Jealousy?
Are you fucking kidding?
1818
01:40:17,553 --> 01:40:19,715
Alright, yeah, I might
have close to fuck all,
1819
01:40:19,889 --> 01:40:22,847
but you, you have
fucking nothing!
1820
01:40:23,476 --> 01:40:25,683
And this coming from you -
1821
01:40:25,853 --> 01:40:29,062
a nothing, nobody cunt!
1822
01:40:30,483 --> 01:40:32,474
You know the difference
between me and you, Nate?
1823
01:40:32,693 --> 01:40:35,105
It's not my money,
it's not your kid.
1824
01:40:35,279 --> 01:40:37,691
It's the fact that
I had the fucking balls
1825
01:40:37,949 --> 01:40:40,611
to make something
of myself.
1826
01:40:41,827 --> 01:40:44,239
[machine whirring continues]
1827
01:40:45,790 --> 01:40:47,246
[scoffing]
1828
01:40:51,254 --> 01:40:52,790
Yeah...
1829
01:40:53,089 --> 01:40:54,796
You bought a ticket
to the dream,
1830
01:40:55,633 --> 01:40:57,965
and the dream came true, and...
1831
01:40:58,970 --> 01:41:01,507
Yeah, fuck it, I am,
I'm jealous of that.
1832
01:41:02,431 --> 01:41:04,468
But you can keep
the fucking rest.
1833
01:41:13,484 --> 01:41:16,693
[machine whirring]
1834
01:41:21,158 --> 01:41:22,774
[air releasing]
1835
01:41:22,952 --> 01:41:24,818
[Robbie] Nate! Nate!
1836
01:41:24,996 --> 01:41:27,203
[Robbie] Nate!
- [car accelerating]
1837
01:41:27,790 --> 01:41:29,997
Fuck!
1838
01:41:30,459 --> 01:41:32,325
[banging and screaming]
1839
01:41:33,838 --> 01:41:36,079
[birds calling]
1840
01:41:36,924 --> 01:41:41,669
[Peter singing]
♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪
1841
01:41:41,929 --> 01:41:45,968
♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪
1842
01:41:46,934 --> 01:41:52,020
♪ My lover stands
on golden sands
1843
01:41:52,189 --> 01:41:58,606
♪ And waiches the ships
that go sailing ♪
1844
01:42:01,115 --> 01:42:03,356
And the crowd goes mild!
1845
01:42:06,495 --> 01:42:08,486
Time to get ready, youth.
1846
01:42:09,248 --> 01:42:11,455
We're going by
helicopter and all...
1847
01:42:14,211 --> 01:42:15,701
Youth!
1848
01:42:18,049 --> 01:42:20,507
Oh, Jesus Christ!
1849
01:42:25,556 --> 01:42:27,513
[Peter groaning]
1850
01:42:33,856 --> 01:42:36,223
[birds calling]
1851
01:42:38,653 --> 01:42:39,859
Youth!
1852
01:42:40,279 --> 01:42:42,190
[exclaiming]
1853
01:42:42,865 --> 01:42:44,822
[Robbie chuckling]
1854
01:42:45,993 --> 01:42:49,987
[Peter] You bastard!
I thought you'd passed out.
1855
01:42:50,498 --> 01:42:54,787
I have waited my whole life
for you to step up,
1856
01:42:54,960 --> 01:42:59,204
[chuckling] and all it took was
booking the biggest concert
1857
01:42:59,340 --> 01:43:00,922
in British history.
1858
01:43:01,092 --> 01:43:02,833
What're you going on about?
1859
01:43:03,302 --> 01:43:04,633
When you left us
1860
01:43:04,804 --> 01:43:06,545
Where's all this coming from?
1861
01:43:06,722 --> 01:43:11,762
All those years I thought,
he's just sorting himself out.
1862
01:43:12,812 --> 01:43:17,602
He'll miss me so much
and he'll come back.
1863
01:43:18,359 --> 01:43:19,895
Yeah, and I did.
1864
01:43:20,403 --> 01:43:21,609
Yeah...
1865
01:43:23,406 --> 01:43:25,022
'Cause Nan made you.
1866
01:43:29,078 --> 01:43:31,410
I didn't leave you with
nothing, though, did 1?
1867
01:43:32,039 --> 01:43:33,746
Where do you think
your talent comes from?
1868
01:43:33,916 --> 01:43:35,281
Jesus Christ.
1869
01:43:35,459 --> 01:43:37,041
You've forgotten how
fucking lucky you are,
1870
01:43:37,253 --> 01:43:38,618
that's your problem.
1871
01:43:39,046 --> 01:43:40,787
It's a privilege to
do what we do.
1872
01:43:43,175 --> 01:43:44,540
What we do?
1873
01:43:45,136 --> 01:43:46,877
You live in a caravan.
1874
01:43:47,054 --> 01:43:49,796
You perform to fifteen
fucking people a night.
1875
01:43:49,974 --> 01:43:52,682
And I love every second of it.
1876
01:43:52,893 --> 01:43:55,225
And I don't need pills
to get me through.
1877
01:43:55,396 --> 01:43:56,727
[quietly] Fucking hell...
1878
01:43:56,897 --> 01:43:58,479
Sure, I'd give anything
to play to a big crowd.
1879
01:43:58,649 --> 01:43:59,810
Of course I would!
1880
01:44:00,276 --> 01:44:02,392
But if I only ever played
to one person
1881
01:44:02,570 --> 01:44:03,526
for the rest of my life,
1882
01:44:03,696 --> 01:44:06,563
I'd be happy giving them
everything I've got.
1883
01:44:08,367 --> 01:44:10,950
Unless that person
was me though, right?
1884
01:44:11,120 --> 01:44:14,203
Really? Who's been cheering
you on from the wings, hey?
1885
01:44:15,875 --> 01:44:19,368
Who was it who stopped ya
from ruining your career?
1886
01:44:19,879 --> 01:44:21,335
There wouldn't be
a Robbie Williams
1887
01:44:21,547 --> 01:44:23,254
if it wasn't for me.
1888
01:44:26,093 --> 01:44:29,131
You've always been there
for Robbie Williams, Dad.
1889
01:44:33,058 --> 01:44:35,675
Why couldn't you just
be there for Robert?
1890
01:44:46,155 --> 01:44:48,817
[Robbie] You off to watch
the football then, yeah?
1891
01:44:50,659 --> 01:44:52,149
Nice one.
1892
01:44:53,996 --> 01:44:56,112
I'l see you in six years!
1893
01:44:58,876 --> 01:45:00,412
[shouting] You don't have it.
1894
01:45:02,838 --> 01:45:05,455
That's why you
never made it!
1895
01:45:07,259 --> 01:45:12,754
Not as a husband, not as
a father, not as anything!
1896
01:45:13,349 --> 01:45:16,011
[helicopter blades rotating]
1897
01:45:16,769 --> 01:45:20,103
Peter Conway
doesn't fucking have it!
1898
01:45:24,652 --> 01:45:27,644
[helicopter blades
loudly rotating]
1899
01:45:31,951 --> 01:45:34,943
[wind blowing]
1900
01:45:35,579 --> 01:45:36,865
[screaming loudly]
1901
01:45:37,706 --> 01:45:40,664
[breathing deeply]
1902
01:45:41,836 --> 01:45:44,794
[Robbie whispering] Everything
has come down to this.
1903
01:45:46,882 --> 01:45:48,748
They've come for me.
1904
01:45:50,302 --> 01:45:52,669
And I'm going to die out there.
1905
01:45:55,266 --> 01:45:57,257
This is the end.
1906
01:45:57,601 --> 01:46:00,593
[doors opening]
[grand music playing]
1907
01:46:06,819 --> 01:46:10,357
[epic orchestral music rising]
[crowd roaring]
1908
01:46:41,145 --> 01:46:43,102
Light 'em up.
1909
01:46:46,775 --> 01:46:50,143
[intro to "Let Me
Entertain You" playing]
1910
01:46:57,620 --> 01:46:58,985
Robbie!
1911
01:46:59,163 --> 01:47:00,528
♪ Hell is gone and
heaven's here I
1912
01:47:00,706 --> 01:47:02,447
♪ There's nothing left
for you to fear ♪
1913
01:47:02,666 --> 01:47:05,408
♪ Shake your ass, come
over here, now scream ♪
1914
01:47:05,628 --> 01:47:06,789
[crowd screaming]
1915
01:47:06,962 --> 01:47:10,296
♪ I'm a burning effigy
of everything I used to be ♪
1916
01:47:10,466 --> 01:47:13,424
I You're my rock of
empathy, my dear }
1917
01:47:13,594 --> 01:47:19,510
♪ So come on
let me entertain you ♪
1918
01:47:21,977 --> 01:47:27,143
♪ Let me entertain you
1919
01:47:29,818 --> 01:47:31,479
♪ Life's too short
for you to die ♪
1920
01:47:31,654 --> 01:47:33,611
♪ So grab yourself an alibi ♪
1921
01:47:33,739 --> 01:47:36,481
♪ Heaven knows your
mother lied, mon cher ♪
1922
01:47:37,284 --> 01:47:39,150
♪ Separate your
right from wrongs ♪
1923
01:47:39,328 --> 01:47:41,239
♪ Come and sing
a different song ♪
1924
01:47:41,413 --> 01:47:44,155
♪ The kettle's on, so don't
be long, mon cher I
1925
01:47:44,375 --> 01:47:50,496
♪ So come on
let me entertain you ♪
1926
01:47:53,008 --> 01:47:57,969
♪ Let me entertain you
1927
01:48:01,308 --> 01:48:03,140
Good evening, Knebworth.
1928
01:48:03,352 --> 01:48:05,218
[crowd roaring]
1929
01:48:05,521 --> 01:48:07,637
My name is Robbie Williams,
1930
01:48:09,274 --> 01:48:10,856
this is my band,
1931
01:48:11,068 --> 01:48:15,062
and for the next two
hours your arse is mine!
1932
01:48:16,240 --> 01:48:17,981
♪ Look me up in the
yellow pages ♪
1933
01:48:18,158 --> 01:48:20,024
♪ will be
your rock of ages ♪
1934
01:48:20,202 --> 01:48:21,943
♪ See-through fads and
your crazy phases I
1935
01:48:23,747 --> 01:48:25,488
♪ Little Bo Peep
has lost his sheep ♪
1936
01:48:25,708 --> 01:48:27,665
♪ Popped a pill
and fell asleep... ♪
1937
01:48:27,835 --> 01:48:29,325
[Robbie's inner voice]
We're going to slaughter you.
1938
01:48:29,503 --> 01:48:31,460
You're fucking useless!
1939
01:48:31,630 --> 01:48:34,998
♪ Your mind gets burned with
the habits you've learned ♪
1940
01:48:35,175 --> 01:48:38,793
♪ But we're the generation
that's got to be heard ♪
1941
01:48:38,971 --> 01:48:40,757
♪ You're tired
of your teachers... I
1942
01:48:40,931 --> 01:48:43,093
[Robbie's inner voice]
You've got nowhere to go!
1943
01:48:43,267 --> 01:48:46,601
Do everyone a favour,
and fucking end it!
1944
01:48:46,979 --> 01:48:50,017
Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!
1945
01:48:50,733 --> 01:48:53,600
[crowd roaring]
1946
01:48:54,445 --> 01:48:59,190
♪ Let me entertain you
1947
01:49:00,034 --> 01:49:01,069
[metal scraping]
1948
01:49:01,994 --> 01:49:04,577
[Robbie's inner voice]
There's only one way out!
1949
01:49:04,788 --> 01:49:07,155
You don't deserve
to fucking live.
1950
01:49:07,332 --> 01:49:08,572
You will never be enough!
1951
01:49:08,792 --> 01:49:09,873
[screaming]
1952
01:49:10,210 --> 01:49:13,328
♪ He may be good
He may be out of sight
1953
01:49:13,547 --> 01:49:17,211
♪ But he can't be here
So come around tonight ♪
1954
01:49:17,384 --> 01:49:20,877
♪ Here is the place
where the feeling grows ♪
1955
01:49:21,055 --> 01:49:23,592
♪ You gotta get high
before you... ♪
1956
01:49:23,766 --> 01:49:25,848
[Robbie screaming loudly]
1957
01:49:26,018 --> 01:49:29,261
[thudding and metal clanging]
1958
01:49:32,983 --> 01:49:38,023
[backup singers]
♪ Let me entertain you I
1959
01:49:40,699 --> 01:49:46,160
♪ Let me entertain you
1960
01:49:48,499 --> 01:49:55,087
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1961
01:49:56,256 --> 01:50:02,468
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1962
01:50:02,805 --> 01:50:04,967
[monkeys roaring]
1963
01:50:07,434 --> 01:50:08,674
[child monkey] No, no, noooo!
1964
01:50:10,437 --> 01:50:13,850
[groaning and moaning]
1965
01:50:14,525 --> 01:50:16,641
[ragged final breathe]
1966
01:50:17,111 --> 01:50:19,148
[music finishes]
[wind howling]
1967
01:50:19,321 --> 01:50:21,437
[Robbie whimpering]
1968
01:50:24,493 --> 01:50:27,451
[distant singing] + Come on,
come on, come on, come on
1969
01:50:28,997 --> 01:50:31,238
[growing louder] ♪ Come on,
come on, come on, come on
1970
01:50:31,458 --> 01:50:35,952
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1971
01:50:36,880 --> 01:50:43,718
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1972
01:50:44,346 --> 01:50:48,635
♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
1973
01:50:48,809 --> 01:50:52,097
[both singing] & Come on,
come on, come on, come on
1974
01:50:56,650 --> 01:50:59,062
[silence]
- [Robbie gasping]
1975
01:51:03,115 --> 01:51:05,447
[blood splattering]
[heavy breathing]
1976
01:51:10,914 --> 01:51:13,121
[birds calling]
1977
01:51:23,385 --> 01:51:26,673
[Robbie singing in a whisper]
♪ Send someone to love me ♪
1978
01:51:30,350 --> 01:51:33,809
♪ I need to rest in arms ♪
1979
01:51:39,860 --> 01:51:43,023
♪ Keep me safe from harm ♪
1980
01:51:46,533 --> 01:51:48,615
♪ In pouring rain ♪
1981
01:52:01,798 --> 01:52:04,130
♪ As my soul ♪
1982
01:52:07,179 --> 01:52:10,297
♪ Heals the shame ♪
1983
01:52:13,602 --> 01:52:20,144
♪ 1 will grow
through this pain I
1984
01:52:24,404 --> 01:52:29,899
♪ Lord, I'm doing
all fcan...
1985
01:52:35,707 --> 01:52:40,372
[orchestral intro to
"Better Man" playing]
1986
01:52:42,923 --> 01:52:45,255
[sniffing]
1987
01:53:06,363 --> 01:53:08,024
[sniffing]
1988
01:53:12,119 --> 01:53:15,282
♪ Send someone to love me ♪
1989
01:53:16,123 --> 01:53:19,286
♪ I need to rest in arms ♪
1990
01:53:20,294 --> 01:53:22,956
♪ Keep me safe from harm ♪
1991
01:53:23,797 --> 01:53:27,006
♪ In pouring rain ♪
1992
01:53:27,968 --> 01:53:30,960
I Give me endless summer ♪
1993
01:53:32,055 --> 01:53:34,717
♪ Lord, I fear the cold ♪
1994
01:53:36,560 --> 01:53:42,556
♪ Feel I'm getting old
Before my time
1995
01:53:44,526 --> 01:53:51,444
♪ As my soul heals the shame ♪
1996
01:53:52,743 --> 01:53:58,785
♪ 1 will grow
through this pain I
1997
01:54:00,208 --> 01:54:06,580
♪ Lord, I'm doing
all fcan...
1998
01:54:06,757 --> 01:54:07,918
[woman] I lost the house.
1999
01:54:09,384 --> 01:54:12,172
The worst thing was
I lost the ability to care.
2000
01:54:15,891 --> 01:54:18,178
You're next,
if you want to share.
2001
01:54:23,273 --> 01:54:25,560
I feel a bit stupid
to be honest.
2002
01:54:29,488 --> 01:54:32,321
I'm just a chav that got
everything they ever wanted.
2003
01:54:35,077 --> 01:54:37,444
It's a bit fucking embarrassing
to be frank.
2004
01:54:40,957 --> 01:54:43,699
I was taught that fame
would solve everything.
2005
01:54:46,380 --> 01:54:48,712
But fame's got fuck all
to do with me.
2006
01:54:49,466 --> 01:54:52,003
It's about acting out
everyone else's fantasies.
2007
01:54:52,719 --> 01:54:56,758
The shagging, the boozing,
the showing your bollocks on TV
2008
01:54:56,932 --> 01:54:58,468
and people cheering you for it.
2009
01:54:59,601 --> 01:55:01,512
Fame looks good in a photo.
2010
01:55:05,315 --> 01:55:08,933
They say your life freezes at
the age you become famous.
2011
01:55:10,737 --> 01:55:12,603
So I am fifteen.
2012
01:55:14,866 --> 01:55:16,527
I'm stunted.
2013
01:55:18,328 --> 01:55:20,114
I'm unevolved.
2014
01:55:22,624 --> 01:55:25,241
And that's why I'm always like,
Oh it's okay,
2015
01:55:25,419 --> 01:55:27,376
"I think I'm a cunt.
I'm fine with it."
2016
01:55:27,754 --> 01:55:29,995
So I get in there
before you do.
2017
01:55:32,676 --> 01:55:35,714
And I fucking
hate myself for it.
2018
01:55:41,059 --> 01:55:44,893
Sometimes it's a curse
to get everything we want.
2019
01:55:45,313 --> 01:55:47,520
Repairing close relationships
2020
01:55:47,691 --> 01:55:51,355
is a good first step to
repairing ourselves.
2021
01:55:58,160 --> 01:56:00,071
[buzzing]
2022
01:56:04,499 --> 01:56:07,992
♪ Go easy on my conscience ♪
2023
01:56:08,795 --> 01:56:11,662
♪ 'Cause it's not my fault
2024
01:56:12,841 --> 01:56:19,008
♪ I know I've been taught
To take the blame I
2025
01:56:21,683 --> 01:56:25,347
[orchestral choral music]
2026
01:56:36,031 --> 01:56:42,653
♪ As my soul heals the shame ♪
2027
01:56:44,331 --> 01:56:49,997
♪ 1 will grow
through this pain I
2028
01:56:51,838 --> 01:56:58,050
♪ Lord, I'm doing
all fcan...
2029
01:57:04,017 --> 01:57:05,849
[bottle clinking]
2030
01:57:06,853 --> 01:57:09,265
[car approaching]
2031
01:57:30,794 --> 01:57:33,377
[engine starting]
2032
01:57:35,423 --> 01:57:38,040
[gentle orchestral music]
2033
01:57:43,139 --> 01:57:49,181
I Give me endless summer
Lord, I fear the cold ♪
2034
01:57:49,688 --> 01:57:52,976
[Nicole chattering]
2035
01:58:01,950 --> 01:58:07,286
♪ 1 will grow
through this pain I
2036
01:58:07,998 --> 01:58:12,333
♪ Lord, I'm doing
all fcan...
2037
01:58:15,922 --> 01:58:19,631
[uplifting orchestral music]
2038
01:58:26,182 --> 01:58:34,272
♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can
to be a better man +
2039
01:58:38,194 --> 01:58:40,481
♪ To be a better man ♪
2040
01:58:44,242 --> 01:58:49,078
♪ To be a better man ♪
2041
01:58:49,664 --> 01:58:52,326
[The Two Ronnies
playing on TV]
2042
01:58:53,960 --> 01:58:55,746
[Robbie laughing]
2043
01:58:59,799 --> 01:59:03,133
[Robbie] Good evening, folks.
Good evening, you slags.
2044
01:59:03,303 --> 01:59:04,885
No, good evening, folks.
2045
01:59:05,055 --> 01:59:07,888
So, who is Robbie Williams?
2046
01:59:08,058 --> 01:59:09,844
Well, I've been called
many things -
2047
01:59:10,018 --> 01:59:12,931
narcissistic, punchable,
shit-eating twat.
2048
01:59:13,104 --> 01:59:14,890
But while I'm all those things,
2049
01:59:15,065 --> 01:59:17,727
1 want to show you
how I really see myself.
2050
01:59:17,859 --> 01:59:20,146
So sit back, relax,
2051
01:59:20,320 --> 01:59:23,904
while I give you a right
fucking entertaining.
2052
01:59:26,993 --> 01:59:31,362
So, the story starts...
2053
01:59:43,176 --> 01:59:47,545
[orchestral version
of "Feel" playing]
2054
02:00:06,032 --> 02:00:09,195
This is the last
song of the evening.
2055
02:00:09,369 --> 02:00:11,235
[audience aahing]
2056
02:00:11,413 --> 02:00:12,744
It's sadder than that.
2057
02:00:12,914 --> 02:00:14,575
[audience aahing louder]
2058
02:00:14,749 --> 02:00:16,535
It's much sadder than that.
2059
02:00:16,710 --> 02:00:17,825
[audience laughing]
2060
02:00:18,002 --> 02:00:20,164
Thank you for being a
wonderful audience tonight
2061
02:00:20,380 --> 02:00:22,371
and making my
dream come true.
2062
02:00:22,549 --> 02:00:24,039
[applauding]
2063
02:00:27,011 --> 02:00:29,218
I want to thank my mum -
2064
02:00:30,140 --> 02:00:32,848
for being there
when I needed ya -
2065
02:00:33,601 --> 02:00:35,262
always.
2066
02:00:35,478 --> 02:00:37,094
I love you.
2067
02:00:47,574 --> 02:00:49,781
[intro to "My Way" playing]
- [audience applauding]
2068
02:00:49,951 --> 02:00:51,066
You guessed it, folks!
2069
02:00:53,371 --> 02:00:57,365
♪ And now, the end is near ♪
2070
02:00:57,542 --> 02:00:58,623
If you know the words,
sing up.
2071
02:00:58,793 --> 02:00:59,999
If you don't, shut up,
it'll sound crap.
2072
02:01:00,170 --> 02:01:01,831
[audience laughing]
2073
02:01:02,130 --> 02:01:04,963
♪ ...the final curtain ♪
2074
02:01:06,092 --> 02:01:11,303
♪ My friends
I'll say it clear
2075
02:01:11,514 --> 02:01:17,180
♪ And state my case
On which I'm certain
2076
02:01:17,353 --> 02:01:18,889
[woman] Love you, Robbie.
2077
02:01:19,063 --> 02:01:23,352
♪ I've lived a life
that's full 7
2078
02:01:24,402 --> 02:01:29,693
♪ I've travelled each
and every highway I
2079
02:01:29,866 --> 02:01:31,072
Come on...
2080
02:01:31,284 --> 02:01:33,821
♪ And more...
Everybody!
2081
02:01:33,995 --> 02:01:36,157
[audience]
♪ Much more than this ♪
2082
02:01:36,331 --> 02:01:42,293
♪ 1 did it my way ♪
2083
02:01:43,922 --> 02:01:45,629
Now, I couldn't
finish the show
2084
02:01:45,840 --> 02:01:48,423
without mentioning
someone else here tonight.
2085
02:01:49,177 --> 02:01:51,839
I share a lot of the same
mannerisms as this person.
2086
02:01:52,055 --> 02:01:54,217
People say I sing
a bit like him too.
2087
02:01:55,809 --> 02:01:57,015
He's made me who I am -
2088
02:01:57,185 --> 02:02:00,803
all the good things and
a touch of the bad.
2089
02:02:01,564 --> 02:02:03,851
And I wouldn't be where
I am without him.
2090
02:02:04,484 --> 02:02:06,395
We haven't performed
together for...
2091
02:02:07,403 --> 02:02:09,189
twenty five years.
2092
02:02:11,241 --> 02:02:14,108
But I've wanted to
every day since.
2093
02:02:14,911 --> 02:02:17,323
Please welcome to the stage...
2094
02:02:18,164 --> 02:02:19,905
..my dad.
2095
02:02:20,083 --> 02:02:22,575
[audience applauding]
2096
02:02:34,722 --> 02:02:38,181
[uplifting music]
2097
02:02:39,769 --> 02:02:40,930
[Peter] Thank you very much.
2098
02:02:41,729 --> 02:02:44,471
What do you think, youth,
shall we light 'em up?
2099
02:02:46,109 --> 02:02:47,895
Tell it like it is, Dad.
2100
02:02:50,738 --> 02:02:55,653
♪ Regrets, I've had a few ♪
2101
02:02:55,827 --> 02:02:56,817
Me too.
2102
02:02:56,995 --> 02:03:01,956
♪ But then again
Too few to mention ♪
2103
02:03:03,626 --> 02:03:08,416
♪ I did what I had to do ♪
2104
02:03:09,299 --> 02:03:15,591
♪ And saw it through
without exemption I
2105
02:03:16,556 --> 02:03:21,266
[both singing] & / planned
each charted course I
2106
02:03:22,103 --> 02:03:27,815
♪ Each careful step
along the byway ♪
2107
02:03:29,986 --> 02:03:32,353
- I'm sorry, Robert.
- l know, Dad.
2108
02:03:32,530 --> 02:03:34,237
You always had it, you know.
2109
02:03:34,824 --> 02:03:39,159
Now, look at you.
You're one of the gods.
2110
02:03:40,747 --> 02:03:46,618
♪ Yes, there were times
I'm sure you knew ♪
2111
02:03:48,046 --> 02:03:52,540
I When I bit off
more than I could chew ♪
2112
02:03:53,968 --> 02:03:59,304
♪ And through it all
When there was doubt ♪
2113
02:04:00,183 --> 02:04:06,145
Mate it up
and spit it out ♪
2114
02:04:06,606 --> 02:04:12,147
♪ I faced it alf
and I stood tall
2115
02:04:12,320 --> 02:04:18,316
♪ And did it my way ♪
2116
02:04:18,493 --> 02:04:21,656
[audience cheering
and applauding]
2117
02:04:31,881 --> 02:04:34,794
[audience cheering louder]
2118
02:04:36,302 --> 02:04:38,589
Peter Conway, everybody.
2119
02:04:39,472 --> 02:04:41,088
My dad!
2120
02:04:41,808 --> 02:04:43,640
Or at least that's
what Mum told us.
2121
02:04:44,018 --> 02:04:45,008
Robbie...
2122
02:04:45,311 --> 02:04:50,021
I I've loved
I've laughed and cried ♪
2123
02:04:50,942 --> 02:04:56,904
♪ I've had my fill
My share of losing ♪
2124
02:04:57,907 --> 02:05:04,074
♪ And now
As tears subside ♪
2125
02:05:04,539 --> 02:05:09,329
♪ i find it alt so amusing ♪
2126
02:05:10,378 --> 02:05:15,498
♪ To think I did all that ♪
2127
02:05:16,175 --> 02:05:22,262
♪ And may I say
Not in a shy way
2128
02:05:23,599 --> 02:05:27,763
♪ Ohno
Oh no not me ♪
2129
02:05:28,396 --> 02:05:33,982
♪ 1 did it my way ♪
2130
02:05:34,193 --> 02:05:40,314
♪ For what is a man
What has he got? ♪
2131
02:05:41,242 --> 02:05:46,863
♪ If not himself
then he has naught ♪
2132
02:05:48,041 --> 02:05:53,662
♪ To say the things
he truly feels ♪
2133
02:05:53,838 --> 02:06:00,551
♪ And not the words
of one who kneels ♪
2134
02:06:00,720 --> 02:06:07,342
♪ Let the record show
1 took the blows ♪
2135
02:06:08,311 --> 02:06:17,152
♪ And did it my way ♪
2136
02:06:18,905 --> 02:06:22,239
[grand orchestral finish]
2137
02:06:24,118 --> 02:06:27,327
[audience applauding]
2138
02:06:29,165 --> 02:06:30,280
[woman] We love you!
2139
02:06:34,921 --> 02:06:40,587
Nan! This is your grandson
singing and I love you.
2140
02:06:43,763 --> 02:06:53,389
♪ 1 did it my way ♪
2141
02:07:00,446 --> 02:07:03,154
[Robbie VO] Who did! love
when I was a kid?
2142
02:07:03,699 --> 02:07:06,532
1 loved Frank Sinatra.
2143
02:07:07,578 --> 02:07:10,741
And I loved my dad
and he's an entertainer.
2144
02:07:11,707 --> 02:07:15,120
Shit! That's who I am.
That feels good to me.
2145
02:07:15,711 --> 02:07:19,124
want to make the
twelve-year-old at my Nan's,
2146
02:07:19,298 --> 02:07:22,461
watching TV on a
Saturday night, feeling safe...
2147
02:07:22,677 --> 02:07:24,714
1 wanted to make that
same twelve-year-old
2148
02:07:24,887 --> 02:07:27,094
feel safe onstage.
2149
02:07:29,100 --> 02:07:30,636
I'm a fucking entertainer.
2150
02:07:30,810 --> 02:07:33,973
It might be cabaret,
but it's world-class cabaret,
2151
02:07:34,188 --> 02:07:36,225
and I'm the fucking best at it.
2152
02:07:38,860 --> 02:07:41,101
Fuck yourselves!
2153
02:07:41,863 --> 02:07:44,855
[music crescendos and ends]
2154
02:07:46,742 --> 02:07:50,485
["Forbidden Road" by
Robbie Williams playing]
2155
02:07:57,128 --> 02:08:00,462
♪ I walked along
a forbidden road ♪
2156
02:08:01,174 --> 02:08:05,213
♪ I had to know
Where does it go? ♪
2157
02:08:07,180 --> 02:08:10,593
I Like birds that
fly into the sun ♪
2158
02:08:11,017 --> 02:08:15,602
♪ { had to run
I'm not the only one ♪
2159
02:08:17,315 --> 02:08:20,353
♪ Why do you
look at me that way? ♪
2160
02:08:20,526 --> 02:08:23,234
♪ I'm not a problem
that needs solving
2161
02:08:23,404 --> 02:08:25,896
♪ The truth is still evolving ♪
2162
02:08:27,450 --> 02:08:30,533
♪ Life is the choices
that we make ♪
2163
02:08:30,703 --> 02:08:33,320
♪ We're the masters
of our own fate ♪
2164
02:08:33,539 --> 02:08:35,871
♪ The painter and the paint ♪
2165
02:08:37,293 --> 02:08:41,753
♪ You need to lose your mind J ♪
2166
02:08:41,964 --> 02:08:49,382
♪ To get back to the light
Sometimes ♪
2167
02:08:50,556 --> 02:08:53,719
♪ I walked along
a forbidden road ♪
2168
02:08:54,352 --> 02:08:59,062
♪ I had to know
Where does it go? ♪
2169
02:09:00,524 --> 02:09:04,438
I Like birds that
fly into the sun ♪
2170
02:09:04,612 --> 02:09:09,231
♪ { had to run
I'm not the only one ♪
2171
02:09:10,660 --> 02:09:13,778
♪ Maybe I'm never satisfied ♪
2172
02:09:13,955 --> 02:09:16,572
♪ I made a lot of
poor decisions ♪
2173
02:09:16,749 --> 02:09:19,662
♪ Yeah, I made
some revisions ♪
2174
02:09:20,962 --> 02:09:24,125
♪ And I'm still trying
to get it right I
2175
02:09:24,298 --> 02:09:29,634
♪ I'm a living contradiction
The cure and the affliction ♪
2176
02:09:30,471 --> 02:09:35,341
♪ You need to lose your mind J ♪
2177
02:09:35,518 --> 02:09:42,732
♪ To get back to the light
Sometimes ♪
2178
02:09:43,734 --> 02:09:47,272
♪ I walked along
a forbidden road ♪
2179
02:09:47,530 --> 02:09:51,945
♪ I had to know
Where does it go? ♪
2180
02:09:53,703 --> 02:09:57,287
I Like birds that
fly into the sun ♪
2181
02:09:57,707 --> 02:10:02,201
♪ { had to run
I'm not the only one ♪
2182
02:10:02,586 --> 02:10:07,376
♪ So do you love me now? ♪
2183
02:10:07,800 --> 02:10:12,260
♪ Or did I let you down? ♪
2184
02:10:12,763 --> 02:10:15,676
♪ You said you wanted
all my secrets I
2185
02:10:15,850 --> 02:10:18,137
♪ So I showed you
all my demons ♪
2186
02:10:18,311 --> 02:10:22,600
♪ Do you love me now? ♪
2187
02:10:24,066 --> 02:10:27,434
♪ I walked along
a forbidden road ♪
2188
02:10:27,945 --> 02:10:32,564
♪ I had to know
Where does it go? ♪
2189
02:10:34,076 --> 02:10:37,489
I Like birds that
fly into the sun ♪
2190
02:10:38,080 --> 02:10:43,541
♪ { had to run
I'm not the only one ♪
2191
02:11:01,103 --> 02:11:06,018
[orchestral instrumental
version of "Feel" playing]
2192
02:13:57,279 --> 02:14:00,271
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