Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,320
Wait!
2
00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,257
Elena?
3
00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,343
Take it easy. It's me. Coop.
4
00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,305
It's not what it looks like.
5
00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:46,101
What it looks like is you're breaking into
the house of the guy who stole your wife.
6
00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,607
Is that Nick's gun?
7
00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:53,442
It's mine.
8
00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,110
Why do you need a gun?
9
00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:57,778
- Why would Nick?
- Well, can you not point it at me?
10
00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,113
You know I'm not gonna hurt you.
11
00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,866
I don't know what I know. Five minutes
ago I didn't know you were a thief.
12
00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,284
I was just gonna take the ring.
13
00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,536
And when Nick notices his
championship ring is missing,
14
00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,788
- who do you think he's gonna blame?
- Come on. Nick loves you.
15
00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,624
Nick loves watching my ass
when I clean his house.
16
00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:11,084
That's...
17
00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:13,669
...fair.
18
00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:14,963
The Sperlings loved Ariana.
19
00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,256
They fired her a few days ago.
20
00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,717
One of Mr. Sperling's watches
went missing and they blamed her.
21
00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,053
That woman practically
raised Chelsea.
22
00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:27,351
Was that you?
23
00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,101
Sorry about your friend.
24
00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,438
Well, you have bigger problems.
Honestly, I never liked her.
25
00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,599
In that case, you're welcome.
26
00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:35,858
What, they don't pay you
enough money at the bank?
27
00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,735
- It was a hedge fund.
- I don't care.
28
00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:41,072
Your boss fucked my wife. My
boss fucked me out of a job.
29
00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:44,117
Okay. So you lost
your job, and your...
30
00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,118
your buddy, and your wife.
31
00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,829
That's a... That's a
pretty bad couple of years.
32
00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,959
Yeah, well, I'm waiting for you to
tell me just how bad it's gonna get.
33
00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,544
- What were you gonna do with that ring?
- I got a guy.
34
00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,255
And your guy would've
told you to fuck off.
35
00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,256
This is not a Cartier necklace.
36
00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:00,591
A ring like that gets really
hot once it's been reported.
37
00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,426
I figured Nick wouldn't
notice for a while.
38
00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,429
I think that you just wanted to
take something that he loved.
39
00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,514
Like he did to you.
40
00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,892
I take it you knew about them.
41
00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,477
Before me, I mean.
42
00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,896
Let's just say you weren't the
first person to walk in on them.
43
00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,022
That's humiliating.
44
00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,525
- For them?
- For me.
45
00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,069
Like I said, you
have bigger problems.
46
00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:22,029
So what are we doing here?
47
00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:25,033
You would've called the cops
already if you were going to. So...
48
00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,625
I'm gonna keep your secret.
49
00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:37,170
Thank you. I owe you.
50
00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,337
And you're gonna keep mine.
51
00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,089
I'm sorry. I don't
know your secret.
52
00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,717
It's the same as yours.
53
00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,428
We're partners now.
54
00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:15,935
Mel.
55
00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:19,189
Hey, Ron.
56
00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:22,859
- Marley.
- How are our perfect grandkids?
57
00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,485
Did you hear Tori
won her tournament?
58
00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,946
We did. We heard all
about it. Congratulations.
59
00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,531
We're so proud.
60
00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:31,618
It's remarkable, really,
how resilient she is.
61
00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,412
You should come
to her next match.
62
00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:35,872
Invite us and we'll come.
63
00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:39,876
Oh, I'm sorry. I assumed
your son had invited you.
64
00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:43,713
It's fine. Tori called afterwards
and she sent me a picture.
65
00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:44,630
Aw.
66
00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,465
I told her she could
always come by our place
67
00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,886
if she needed a break
from all the chaos.
68
00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,345
What chaos?
69
00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:52,638
She didn't mean chaos.
70
00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:53,974
Pretty sure she did.
71
00:07:57,019 --> 00:08:00,021
What chaos, Marley? You
know something I don't know?
72
00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:02,523
Well, I'm just not as
close to it as you are.
73
00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:03,942
No, you're not.
74
00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:09,990
I think you
forgot to grab the oatmeal.
75
00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:16,078
She didn't mean any of
that the way it sounded.
76
00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,872
Oh, yes, she did.
77
00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:22,044
I guess what I meant was she
doesn't mean to be the way she is.
78
00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,967
These people are assholes.
There's no getting around that.
79
00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:30,801
But you work in a profession
80
00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:33,639
that attracts and breeds
assholes as a matter of course.
81
00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,599
And I know it sucks
having to put on your suit
82
00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,018
and go ask guys beneath
your pay grade for a job,
83
00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,606
but ultimately, you and
I are in sales, Coop.
84
00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,941
We sell ourselves.
85
00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:47,318
You know what they say,
"Trading sucks. Sales swallows."
86
00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:49,780
Is there any way you could
postpone this lecture?
87
00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,573
I just ran into Harvey Ratner.
88
00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:53,866
I will pay you to stop talking.
89
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:54,952
With what?
90
00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,538
The Ratners are consolidating their
operations, looking to put in a new CIO.
91
00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,289
The Ratners?
I'm not dead yet, am I?
92
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,707
I know. It's not ideal.
93
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,753
But right now, more than anything,
we need you back in the game.
94
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,797
I just need to take a beat.
95
00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:09,383
You're already taking a beat.
96
00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,051
You can't take a beat
from taking a beat.
97
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,888
Well, what are you worried
about? I paid your bill.
98
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,765
Yes, with a brown bag of cash.
99
00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,102
And don't think that isn't
keeping me up at night.
100
00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,521
I need you back at work, Coop.
101
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,480
You need you back at work.
102
00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,900
I think what I need
is a little hiatus.
103
00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:28,569
Sure.
104
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,573
Or, and I'm just
spitballing here,
105
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:36,034
maybe that will leave you
well and truly fucked.
106
00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,120
Now is not the
time for a hiatus.
107
00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:41,832
Now is the time for a
solid, low level panic.
108
00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,711
You heard Massey. God only knows
how long this lawsuit will take.
109
00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,503
Nice of you to join us.
110
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,547
Sorry, sorry. Jesus.
111
00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,632
- Ten after.
- Calm down.
112
00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,843
You know the old timers already
beat us to the first tee.
113
00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:57,222
Sorry. I got waylaid
by my fucking contractor.
114
00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:59,682
You know, if the man could
work as fast as he bills me,
115
00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:00,975
we'd have been done months ago.
116
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:04,145
Our last renovation
almost ended the marriage.
117
00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:05,980
Are you married?
I hadn't noticed.
118
00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,648
Fuck you.
119
00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,150
How far over budget are you?
120
00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:11,152
You mean there's a budget?
Someone should tell my wife.
121
00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:12,446
Grace does have an eye.
122
00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,322
Tell me about it.
123
00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:15,407
Ooh. There it is.
124
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,994
Brad, did I hear you
fired your housekeeper?
125
00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:22,538
I had to. My Richard
Mille got stolen.
126
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:23,748
How do you know she took it?
127
00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:26,792
I don't, for sure. But she was
the only one who had access.
128
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,254
Besides, she was getting
way too comfortable.
129
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,886
It's a good excuse to, you
know, bring in some new blood.
130
00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:39,681
That watch is a serious
piece of hardware.
131
00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:41,516
Any chance it
might be recovered?
132
00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:43,852
Maybe if the cops gave a
shit, which they don't.
133
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,522
The detective thinks I
just misplaced it like...
134
00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:51,234
...like I'm gonna misplace
a quarter of a million dollar watch.
135
00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:53,236
So you told the cops?
136
00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:56,615
Yeah. I needed a police
report for the insurance.
137
00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,910
- Nice.
- So you're covered?
138
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,955
Sure, uh, we'll get a fat check,
139
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,916
but it's a limited
edition piece.
140
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,416
Irreplaceable.
141
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,460
Lisa has an uncle who works
in the Diamond District
142
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,546
who can probably get it
for you on the gray market.
143
00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,297
You can ask her about it
at Mel's birthday thing.
144
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,716
Gordy...
145
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,595
What? Guys, I'm
invited. It's fine.
146
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,222
Seriously?
147
00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:22,640
Yes.
148
00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:23,725
You see?
149
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,609
- There you go, Barney.
- There you go.
150
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,154
Hey, do you have a copy
of yesterday's NAR report?
151
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,574
Oh, yeah. Let me pull it up.
152
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:47,833
Just give me
another minute here.
153
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:57,175
- Well, you on the other hand, my friend...
- Next time...
154
00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:58,677
- You.
- ...you owe me.
155
00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:00,970
- It's your turn. Yeah.
- No.
156
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:05,893
I sent
it over to you.
157
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:13,065
All right. We cover the tables at the
bar, the dance floor over the pool.
158
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,569
So we'll do a whole indoor/outdoor
thing with seating for 150.
159
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,197
What can we do about that? We
had carpet moths. Don't ask.
160
00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:20,281
- Okay.
- Hey! Come on!
161
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:21,949
We gotta hit all
four floors here.
162
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:25,870
I want a full permethrin spread.
I want vinegar seals. The works.
163
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:28,665
Okay, we could do a flower wall.
164
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:33,336
Hide that whole section. Or we could
build a board wrap of some kind.
165
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,421
What do
you think, Notorious?
166
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,090
Why not both? More is more.
167
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,550
What do
you know? More is more.
168
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,052
What's going on here?
169
00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:43,429
Hey! It's the
almost-birthday girl.
170
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,640
You weren't supposed to
be home yet.
171
00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:47,600
Melanie, Jane Reuven.
172
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,851
Reuven Catering and Events.
173
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,020
- Ah, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
174
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,731
- I told you I didn't want a party!
- I know, but I don't...
175
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:56,359
- Sorry about that. There we go. Hey.
- Hey, José.
176
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,944
Come on, Mom. You
can't cancel now.
177
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,446
Nana and Pops are gonna
be so disappointed.
178
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,031
You called my parents in Boca?
179
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,033
It was gonna be a surprise.
I'm flying them out.
180
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,952
- My parents are not coming here.
- What... Why not?
181
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,787
What? Come on, Mom.
It's gonna be great.
182
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,872
- Mom? Mom?
- Nana's totally not racist anymore.
183
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,457
Remember that Uber
driver she told us about?
184
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:16,754
Mom? That's why I'm calling.
That... That is not happening.
185
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:19,799
- Uh, is this okay?
- Oh, good. Okay. Go, go.
186
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,175
- She'll come around.
- Okay.
187
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,761
Mmm. That's what my dad said.
188
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:31,519
I'm sorry about this. I think Nick and
I just, um, had a miscommunication.
189
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:35,816
Well, I can tell you he
is going all out for you.
190
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,609
I wish my husband would
think more like him.
191
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:39,735
- Aw.
- Oh.
192
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,613
How long have you
two been married?
193
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,249
Lot of shopping
bags in your closet.
194
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,877
Half of them are returns.
195
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:59,046
Oh, and Lily needed a new saddle
and equipment for horseback riding.
196
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,506
What was wrong with
her old saddle?
197
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,841
This one's for dressage.
198
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:05,261
Apparently our daughter
has a very strong seat.
199
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:08,932
I know it's a compliment,
but it just sounds like an insult.
200
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:11,768
Why?
201
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:13,811
What's wrong?
202
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:18,316
I think with the renovation and everything
we should try to cut back on spending.
203
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:20,693
- Just for a little while.
- Hey, are we okay?
204
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,363
Yeah, it's just a
little cash crunch.
205
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,239
We're fine.
206
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,325
Good.
207
00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:30,704
Because, um, we could
always return the Spectre.
208
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:41,798
Or, um, I don't know, I guess I could
stop wearing these expensive pajamas.
209
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,265
Better?
210
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:56,771
Let me see it on again.
211
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,857
Oh, no, no, no.
212
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:06,697
Oh!
213
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,496
October 31st, 1984,
214
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,873
this prime minister was
assassinated by two...
215
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:16,959
Who is...
216
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:18,460
Jack Black.
217
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,048
Hey, wanna watch a movie?
218
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:25,717
No gig tonight?
219
00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:27,344
Mmm. Private event.
220
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:32,098
Come on. We can watch one of
your kung fu dragon films.
221
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,559
You know there's no literal dragons
in any of those movies, right?
222
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,643
That's disappointing.
223
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,395
- What is "SOS"?
- Annette?
224
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:38,396
What is "SOS"?
225
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:41,525
Are you using
your chest as a bowl?
226
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:45,987
Yeah. It's a much more efficient
popcorn delivery system.
227
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,738
Disgusting.
228
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,615
Who the fuck is that?
229
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:52,076
Probably Mom with
a vacuum cleaner.
230
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,036
We need to talk about
your life decisions.
231
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:57,416
You're worse than the kids. Coming!
232
00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,626
Who is Alice Cooper?
233
00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:10,179
- What are you doing here?
- I need to talk to you.
234
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,392
I shouldn't be here.
235
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,977
And yet here you are.
236
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,437
Massey's in Jack's pocket.
237
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:22,024
- What?
- Massey was in Jack's office today.
238
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:25,902
Yeah. I gave you a heads-up on that
right before you hung up on me.
239
00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:26,986
He's my lawyer.
240
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,655
This didn't look like that.
241
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:32,033
- What did it look like then?
- Like Massey's in Jack's pocket.
242
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,409
There are laws against that.
243
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,121
Did you pay a retainer?
Sign a contract?
244
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,790
He said he'd get back to
me. Shit. Are you sure?
245
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,920
Think of everything you
know about Jack and Massey.
246
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:45,922
I'll hire someone else.
247
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:48,300
Yeah, I really wish
you wouldn't.
248
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,222
What's Jack giving you?
249
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:56,474
- What?
- For all of this? What's Jack giving you?
250
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:57,559
Come on.
251
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,729
- A higher floor.
- Tracks.
252
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,022
- He'd fire me if he knew I was here.
- I know.
253
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,150
I appreciate it.
254
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:08,694
I'm gonna go.
255
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,243
Well, um, thank
you for coming by.
256
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,413
You must be wishing
you never met me.
257
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,082
Well...
258
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,166
it was a fun weekend.
259
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,505
It was.
260
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,873
Who was that?
261
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:04,125
Fucking everybody.
262
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,627
What is going on with you?
263
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,178
God.
264
00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,681
Give me a second.
265
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,976
Yeah? Hey.
266
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:22,935
Already?
267
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,522
Yeah, uh...
268
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,358
Yeah. I mean, sure.
269
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:31,986
Okay. I'll... I'll
be right there.
270
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,197
Great.
271
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,867
I gotta go.
272
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,041
When Elena said
she wanted to be partners,
273
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:46,751
it turned out she
meant immediately.
274
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:49,170
So now I would be committing
felonies with the housekeeper
275
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,255
of the man who's
sleeping with my ex-wife.
276
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,382
Which, if nothing else,
was a pretty good indicator
277
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:56,761
that my little enterprise was
already spinning out of control.
278
00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:59,722
On the other hand, it was never
a bad thing to have some backup.
279
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,391
Hey. Whose car is this?
280
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,394
It's Nick's. For errands.
281
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,190
{\an8}Nice touch.
282
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:10,901
- What's that?
- Wi-Fi jammer.
283
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:13,904
Kills the cameras.
284
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:15,780
You've got gear.
285
00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:17,908
The right tool
for the right job.
286
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,304
Are you sure about this?
287
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:41,806
Mm-hmm.
288
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:46,310
Aren't women supposed to be
sentimental about their jewelry?
289
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:47,728
Not about the Panthère.
290
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,897
It's from her ex-husband.
291
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,358
Audrey told me that she kept
it out of spite in the divorce.
292
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:55,361
- She never wears it.
- And how does she know that?
293
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,904
Audrey knows everything.
294
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:59,365
Turned out the housekeeper
network was a real thing
295
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,118
and there was almost nothing
about us that they didn't know.
296
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:03,911
They were a social
network like any other.
297
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,789
Supporting each other,
covering for each other,
298
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,917
spreading information like
currency across the neighborhood.
299
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:13,129
These women, moving quietly and
unobtrusively through our lives,
300
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:15,965
were quietly and unobtrusively
taking note of everything...
301
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:20,762
...and sharing it in WhatsApp
groups and weekly card games.
302
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:22,431
And, Elena,
303
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,892
she was at the center of it all.
304
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,144
We did four jobs in two weeks.
305
00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:30,856
All surgical, all clean,
all thanks to Elena.
306
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,399
Everything was where
she said it would be
307
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,903
and it was all stuff no
one would miss for a while.
308
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,071
If ever.
309
00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:47,431
We had a good thing going.
310
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:50,811
All we had to do was stick to
the plan and not get greedy.
311
00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:56,899
Okay. So this guy
that we're meeting...
312
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,235
- Héctor.
- Héctor.
313
00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:01,195
- What's his deal?
- He works for Charter Security, which...
314
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,906
they do most of the alarms in your
neighborhood, so he can help us.
315
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:07,076
Well, I'm not really looking to take
on another partner at this point.
316
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,829
Okay. Think of him
more as a consultant.
317
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:12,040
Hmm. Right here.
318
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:15,626
Seriously?
319
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:17,086
It's a family dinner.
320
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:20,006
And you thought this would be an
appropriate time to make an introduction?
321
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,341
An introduction? He's my cousin.
322
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:25,136
Saludos.
323
00:22:25,137 --> 00:22:26,305
Hey!
324
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,057
I didn't think you were coming!
325
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,896
Take it easy.
326
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,732
Easy!
Take it easy!
327
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:38,896
What's with George Clooney?
328
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,234
Boyfriend?
329
00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:41,402
No, he's not my boyfriend.
330
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,446
Coop, this is
my little brother, Chivo.
331
00:22:43,447 --> 00:22:46,157
Hey, Chivo. How do you do?
332
00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:47,825
- Hi, cousin.
- Cousin.
333
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,163
You brought
a Tinder date to my house?
334
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:54,874
No, eh. This is
my business associate.
335
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,793
Can we please talk alone?
336
00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,420
Man the grill, Chivo.
337
00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:03,883
Ready?
338
00:23:03,884 --> 00:23:05,636
Yeah. Let's go.
339
00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:09,639
No. No way. I'm not getting
involved in this shit.
340
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,974
And it's not cool for you
guys to ambush me like this.
341
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:15,937
Okay, just for the record, I
didn't know that you didn't know.
342
00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:18,439
And I would never have
supported this ambush.
343
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,358
You're not getting
involved, involved.
344
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:23,069
You're just passing on some
neighborhood alarm codes.
345
00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,613
- Oh, just that?
- And we'll pay you $5,000 per code.
346
00:23:25,614 --> 00:23:26,823
- What?
- What?
347
00:23:27,658 --> 00:23:28,491
Cousin...
348
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:30,785
Are you crazy? What are
you doing with this guy?
349
00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:32,703
I know what I'm
doing. Don't worry.
350
00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:34,789
If you get caught,
this guy lawyers up.
351
00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:37,291
But you get deported. Period.
352
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:39,836
He has more to
lose than you think.
353
00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:42,077
- What are you doing?
- What everyone else does.
354
00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:46,384
Look, I know you're working
doubles since Julio hurt his back.
355
00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:47,803
It's too much for you.
356
00:23:48,554 --> 00:23:50,054
So you're saying
we deserve this.
357
00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:51,974
In life you don't
get what you deserve,
358
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,434
you get what you negotiate.
359
00:23:56,395 --> 00:23:57,938
This is about Chivo.
360
00:23:59,815 --> 00:24:00,895
What are you talking about?
361
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:04,068
Hmm?
362
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,780
You should
talk to Chivo.
363
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:11,910
$5000 a code. Do we have a deal?
364
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,375
I get
paid in cash. Up front.
365
00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:21,878
Okay. We
haven't had a chance to,
366
00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:23,629
uh, discuss this fee internally.
367
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:26,967
So maybe we could put a pin in that
and maybe we can sidebar? Can you...
368
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:41,647
Thought I saw a Dominican Republic
flag back at your cousin's house.
369
00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:42,857
Is that where you're from?
370
00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:43,942
Yeah.
371
00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,445
When did you move here?
372
00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:52,450
I was, uh, 23 and my parents wanted to
get me away from some bad influences.
373
00:24:52,451 --> 00:24:53,619
Oh.
374
00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:56,580
What kind of bad influences?
375
00:24:57,956 --> 00:24:59,583
Keeping it vague, huh?
376
00:25:00,626 --> 00:25:03,461
What does it matter? I've been
here 12 years and look at me now.
377
00:25:03,462 --> 00:25:05,004
I'm robbing houses
with a banker.
378
00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:08,383
It's a hedge fund, but whatever.
379
00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:10,802
You could use a housekeeper.
380
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,179
I have a service. It
comes twice a week.
381
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:14,264
Oh.
382
00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:18,352
Well... getting ripped off.
383
00:25:19,019 --> 00:25:20,645
So, you know, you
never did tell me
384
00:25:20,646 --> 00:25:22,606
why you didn't turn me
in that night at Nick's.
385
00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:27,277
- I wanted in.
- Well, yeah, but why?
386
00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,613
I mean, look, if we're
gonna be partners,
387
00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:33,575
we might as well know at
least this about each other.
388
00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:38,412
I've been cleaning
houses ten years.
389
00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:40,665
I know women who have been
doing it into their 70s.
390
00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:41,750
And for what?
391
00:25:43,544 --> 00:25:44,628
What do they get?
392
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:49,841
At a certain point it feels
like not taking the shortcut
393
00:25:49,842 --> 00:25:51,968
is a bigger crime
than the actual crime.
394
00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:53,511
Well, what's the end game?
395
00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:55,680
Bringing my parents
here, for starters.
396
00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:58,015
I know an immigration lawyer who
might be able to help with that.
397
00:25:58,016 --> 00:26:01,186
You make it sound like all I have
to do is sign the right forms.
398
00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:06,024
Takes a lot of money to get them here.
Takes even more money to keep them here...
399
00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:09,151
and giving them a life.
400
00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:10,152
Fair enough.
401
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:13,699
And then there's Chivo getting in
trouble faster than I can get him out.
402
00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:15,449
You wouldn't understand.
403
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:18,911
Well, I don't know if you're
right about that.
404
00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:20,705
I just moved my
sister in with me.
405
00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:22,415
- In here?
- Yeah.
406
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:23,708
And you're okay with that?
407
00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:25,501
Yeah, I mean, you
know... I don't know.
408
00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:28,547
You get used to
living with people.
409
00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:30,715
There's a presence.
410
00:26:30,716 --> 00:26:33,552
Even if they're not in the
same room or if you're asleep.
411
00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:38,723
An empty house just feels different.
More like a tomb, you know?
412
00:26:38,724 --> 00:26:41,768
And then you start looking for
any excuse to not come home.
413
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:44,770
And that, I can tell you
from personal experience,
414
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,814
leads to some very
poor decisions.
415
00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:48,775
I should get your money.
416
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,921
Your cut from the last two jobs.
417
00:27:11,882 --> 00:27:13,133
Not gonna count it?
418
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:18,472
- I trust you.
- No, you don't. Not yet anyway.
419
00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:20,497
I'm gonna count it
when I get home.
420
00:27:21,183 --> 00:27:22,351
That's what I would do.
421
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,649
Thanks for the beer, Coop.
422
00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:33,779
You sure about Héctor?
423
00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:35,697
You sure about any of this?
424
00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:42,828
Okay. So, the anniversary
of your first episode is coming up.
425
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,540
Uh, next week.
426
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:48,502
I would've been married
11 years.
427
00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:53,340
Were you tempted to
reach out to Bruce again?
428
00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:55,509
No.
429
00:27:56,593 --> 00:28:02,431
I do wonder what he would have
gotten me as a steel anniversary.
430
00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:04,100
Or turquoise.
431
00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:05,727
The Internet is divided.
432
00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:09,731
How did it feel in your
body to think about that?
433
00:28:11,984 --> 00:28:13,402
Heavy.
434
00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,320
In my legs.
435
00:28:16,572 --> 00:28:18,156
Like I'm stuck in the mud.
436
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,452
I heard "Hold Me Now"
by the Thompson Twins
437
00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:25,330
on the radio on my way to a gig.
438
00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:29,418
That was supposed to be our
wedding song. And, um...
439
00:28:31,128 --> 00:28:33,462
And I got through the
whole thing this time.
440
00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:36,133
Usually I have to cut it
off after the first verse.
441
00:28:38,594 --> 00:28:39,969
Did you make it to the gig?
442
00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:41,054
I did.
443
00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:44,183
And...
444
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:47,727
They offered me
a... a regular slot.
445
00:28:47,728 --> 00:28:49,146
That's terrific.
446
00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:52,273
How did Andy react? He
must have been proud.
447
00:28:52,274 --> 00:28:54,818
I haven't... I haven't told
him. I haven't told anyone.
448
00:28:55,402 --> 00:29:00,657
Sounds to me like you redirected
some powerful emotions into your art
449
00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:02,659
and were rewarded for it.
450
00:29:03,285 --> 00:29:05,370
Can you let yourself
celebrate that?
451
00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:09,750
Historically, uh, things don't
go so well when I celebrate.
452
00:29:10,459 --> 00:29:11,919
Let's talk about that.
453
00:29:14,046 --> 00:29:15,546
Elena picked a target,
454
00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:18,716
and Héctor came through with
our first $5,000 alarm code.
455
00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:21,928
Nine, six, two, four,
two, three.
456
00:29:21,929 --> 00:29:24,972
Fuck. Come on. Come on.
457
00:29:28,727 --> 00:29:31,729
- Héctor, my man.
- You could sound a little less surprised.
458
00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:33,941
I'm sorry. It's just
a little nerve-racking.
459
00:29:37,486 --> 00:29:38,945
Elena, is there a dog here?
460
00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:41,614
Died last month. They made
Lorelei handle the burial.
461
00:29:41,615 --> 00:29:43,074
Thank God.
462
00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:45,827
I mean, not thank
God. That's awful.
463
00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:48,539
God, handle the burial?
464
00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:51,332
That's rough. No pun intended.
465
00:29:53,919 --> 00:29:56,379
How does that compare to
what, uh, Nick makes you do?
466
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,714
Oh, Nick's easy 'cause
he's barely home anymore.
467
00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:01,176
- Yeah, thanks for that.
- Shit. Sorry.
468
00:30:01,844 --> 00:30:04,220
But isn't this bitter
act getting a little old?
469
00:30:04,221 --> 00:30:06,472
You're telling me you've
never cheated on anybody?
470
00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:08,307
- Never.
- Wow. Really?
471
00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:10,101
You could sound
a little less surprised.
472
00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:13,146
Okay.
473
00:30:14,648 --> 00:30:15,690
I think I found it.
474
00:30:15,691 --> 00:30:18,109
Okay, so we're looking
for anything Hermès.
475
00:30:18,110 --> 00:30:20,403
Mrs. Hake's sales associate
couldn't or wouldn't
476
00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:22,405
get her the new season
Birkin colorway.
477
00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:24,490
So she's too offended
to wear any of the bags.
478
00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:26,701
Anything on the
island is fair game.
479
00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:28,286
Uh...
480
00:30:28,287 --> 00:30:31,455
There's probably a no more
obnoxious or coveted status symbol
481
00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:35,126
than the Hermès Birkin, named
after singer/actress Jane Birkin.
482
00:30:35,127 --> 00:30:38,087
They're handcrafted in France
by an elusive cabal of craftsmen
483
00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,882
trained in centuries-old
equestrian trade techniques.
484
00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:42,925
Using only the
highest end leather,
485
00:30:42,926 --> 00:30:45,136
exotic animal skins,
stitching, and hardware,
486
00:30:45,137 --> 00:30:48,265
the Birkin is the crown jewel of
any woman's handbag collection.
487
00:30:48,891 --> 00:30:52,351
The rub is, you can't simply walk
into an Hermès boutique and buy one.
488
00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,312
You've got to play
the Hermès game,
489
00:30:54,313 --> 00:30:56,689
which means spending tens
of thousands on jewelry
490
00:30:56,690 --> 00:31:00,067
and accessories, aka Birkin
bait, just to get wait-listed
491
00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:03,071
for the privilege of spending
upwards of 50 grand for a bag.
492
00:31:03,739 --> 00:31:05,239
And you thought
hedge funds were...
493
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,033
What the fuck is that?
494
00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:09,785
There's another alarm. Why the
fuck is there another alarm?
495
00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:11,495
- Hello?
- Uh, try the house code.
496
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:14,373
There's no fucking keypad.
Where do I find a keypad?
497
00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:16,459
- Do you know?
- Okay. It's gotta be there somewhere.
498
00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:19,212
Wait, wait, wait. I got it. I got
it. I got it. Hold on. Hold on.
499
00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:20,547
Holy shit.
500
00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:23,466
Coop?
501
00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:25,343
It's not
working. It's not working.
502
00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:26,552
Coop.
503
00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:28,633
- Fuck! It's not... What do I do?
- Get out of there!
504
00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:36,437
What the fuck kind of
security system is this?
505
00:31:36,438 --> 00:31:39,233
Jesus Christ.
506
00:31:44,196 --> 00:31:46,447
Coop, where are
you? Get out here.
507
00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:48,449
- Yeah, I don't think I can do that.
- Why not?
508
00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:50,243
'Cause they got another dog.
509
00:31:51,995 --> 00:31:53,162
Good dog.
510
00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:54,872
Hey.
511
00:31:54,873 --> 00:31:56,040
Hi.
512
00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:58,544
You want a treat?
513
00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:00,795
Huh?
514
00:32:03,674 --> 00:32:05,008
Shit!
515
00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:13,224
I'm coming out front.
516
00:32:13,225 --> 00:32:15,268
Do not come out front.
Do not go out front.
517
00:32:15,269 --> 00:32:17,020
I don't really have a choice.
518
00:32:23,861 --> 00:32:25,570
- Coop?
- Leave it.
519
00:32:28,866 --> 00:32:31,159
Get off! Take the bag.
520
00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:37,999
Fuck.
521
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,459
- Where the hell are you?
- I'm on the street.
522
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,503
- Oh. Go! Run east.
- Which way is east?
523
00:32:44,256 --> 00:32:46,258
How the fuck am I
supposed to know?
524
00:32:47,384 --> 00:32:49,887
I don't know where I'm going.
I don't know where I'm going.
525
00:32:53,724 --> 00:32:55,600
Tell me where I'm going.
526
00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:08,113
Coop, there are cops everywhere.
Just be careful, okay?
527
00:33:09,072 --> 00:33:13,869
Shit! Fuck. Okay. Okay.
528
00:33:35,682 --> 00:33:37,016
My fucking earpiece!
529
00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:40,561
- I've got eyes on him.
- He's out back! Come on.
530
00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:41,604
Don't move.
531
00:33:41,605 --> 00:33:42,981
Coop? Coop?
532
00:33:44,316 --> 00:33:45,942
Answer me if you can hear me.
533
00:33:45,943 --> 00:33:48,110
Stop! Stop! Stop!
534
00:33:52,449 --> 00:33:54,700
Coop? Hello?
535
00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:05,462
Hey.
536
00:34:07,923 --> 00:34:08,924
Let's go.
537
00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:19,810
Okay, okay, okay,
okay. Turn off the lights.
538
00:34:20,310 --> 00:34:22,813
Yeah. Okay, turn it
off. Turn off the car.
539
00:34:23,772 --> 00:34:25,274
Shit.
540
00:34:30,862 --> 00:34:31,863
Holy shit.
541
00:34:31,864 --> 00:34:33,114
Okay.
542
00:34:36,326 --> 00:34:37,327
You're okay.
543
00:34:37,953 --> 00:34:39,329
Where the fuck are we?
544
00:34:58,056 --> 00:34:59,600
Hey, I need your Airwrap.
545
00:35:01,894 --> 00:35:04,979
Mom. What, you're not even dressed?
546
00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:08,525
- People are already here.
- I just have to do my makeup.
547
00:35:17,993 --> 00:35:19,995
So gorgeous.
548
00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:23,624
Hey, come on. I'll help you.
549
00:35:24,249 --> 00:35:26,919
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
- Just, like, look at the ceiling.
550
00:35:27,628 --> 00:35:28,712
Perfect.
551
00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:51,984
Okay. Please, a
little space, please.
552
00:35:51,985 --> 00:35:53,361
Oh, there you are.
553
00:35:53,362 --> 00:35:54,654
Happy birthday.
554
00:35:56,240 --> 00:36:00,327
- Happy birthday.
- Tori, how are you? You look beautiful.
555
00:36:00,953 --> 00:36:03,454
- Um, bar. Now.
- Oh, now.
556
00:36:03,455 --> 00:36:05,999
- Oh. But, oh...
- You're gonna stay here.
557
00:36:07,543 --> 00:36:09,335
- Oh.
- Hey, Mel. Happy birthday.
558
00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:10,837
Hi.
559
00:36:10,838 --> 00:36:12,713
- Wow.
- Just, you know...
560
00:36:12,714 --> 00:36:15,801
What the actual fuck?
561
00:36:19,763 --> 00:36:20,931
- Babe.
- A Meltini.
562
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:22,932
Tonight's signature drink.
563
00:36:22,933 --> 00:36:26,143
Baby, I just really want a
vodka martini. Very dirty.
564
00:36:26,144 --> 00:36:28,230
Yeah, that's what
the Meltini is.
565
00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:30,022
I know what you like, babe.
566
00:36:30,023 --> 00:36:34,611
Hey, girl.
Oh, my God.
567
00:36:35,153 --> 00:36:37,113
We're both fire signs.
568
00:36:37,114 --> 00:36:38,531
- Really?
- Yeah.
569
00:36:38,532 --> 00:36:40,324
We're more into enneagrams here.
570
00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:43,078
- You mean like word games?
- Uh... Yeah.
571
00:36:43,662 --> 00:36:45,122
- Yeah, sure.
- Yes, words.
572
00:36:46,582 --> 00:36:48,916
- Wow. I mean...
- Oh, oh. Okay.
573
00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:50,084
- Oh.
- Hey, Sam.
574
00:36:50,085 --> 00:36:51,503
Paul.
575
00:36:52,171 --> 00:36:53,171
Could you give us a minute?
576
00:36:53,172 --> 00:36:54,772
- I don't think so.
- We were here first.
577
00:36:57,176 --> 00:36:58,176
Did you get my voicemails?
578
00:36:58,177 --> 00:37:00,178
Anything you have to say
can go through our lawyers.
579
00:37:00,179 --> 00:37:02,180
- God knows we pay them enough.
- I pay them enough.
580
00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:06,100
Well, you can afford it, unless Misty
is spending you out of house and home.
581
00:37:06,101 --> 00:37:08,644
Can you really rack up that
much of a tab at Fashion Nova?
582
00:37:08,645 --> 00:37:10,147
It doesn't have to be like this.
583
00:37:12,441 --> 00:37:14,734
Oh, you should go back up there.
584
00:37:14,735 --> 00:37:17,237
It looks like they're proofing
your girlfriend at the bar.
585
00:37:21,116 --> 00:37:22,242
Ladies.
586
00:37:23,035 --> 00:37:24,244
Bye, Paul.
587
00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:51,270
What the fuck? How did Héctor
not know about the second alarm?
588
00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:53,940
- They gotta be the same company.
- He didn't know what he was looking for.
589
00:37:53,941 --> 00:37:55,483
For five grand, he
better fucking know!
590
00:37:55,484 --> 00:37:57,985
Can you sit down?
You're making it worse.
591
00:37:57,986 --> 00:37:59,570
- Ow.
- Where's your first aid kit?
592
00:37:59,571 --> 00:38:01,906
- I don't have one.
- Okay. Do you have vodka?
593
00:38:01,907 --> 00:38:03,449
In the freezer.
594
00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:04,450
Give me your phone.
595
00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:06,577
- I'm gonna order the rest on DoorDash.
- Cocksucker.
596
00:38:06,578 --> 00:38:08,037
Okay. I need your face.
597
00:38:08,038 --> 00:38:09,122
Thank you.
598
00:38:15,712 --> 00:38:17,547
Why is Samantha Levitt
sending you nudes?
599
00:38:17,548 --> 00:38:20,091
Oh, my God. It's
complicated, okay?
600
00:38:20,092 --> 00:38:21,801
How do you
know Samantha Levitt?
601
00:38:21,802 --> 00:38:23,970
Why does everybody know
everybody in this town?
602
00:38:23,971 --> 00:38:26,013
Of course, everyone
fucking knows everyone.
603
00:38:26,014 --> 00:38:28,099
Is that why you were fighting
with her husband at Nick's?
604
00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:31,519
No. Paul is just a dick,
okay? Can we please drop this?
605
00:38:35,649 --> 00:38:36,650
Okay.
606
00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:39,652
- Ready?
- Yeah.
607
00:38:43,198 --> 00:38:46,367
We gotta be more careful. People
are gonna hear about this.
608
00:38:46,368 --> 00:38:48,202
- About you and Sam?
- No.
609
00:38:48,203 --> 00:38:51,455
About me being chased
by police and a dog.
610
00:38:51,456 --> 00:38:53,541
Hey. It'll pass.
611
00:38:53,542 --> 00:38:54,959
Yeah.
612
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,712
So this looks more like a
scratch than a full-on bite,
613
00:38:57,713 --> 00:38:59,964
but I would still probably
put some antibiotics on it.
614
00:38:59,965 --> 00:39:02,383
It'll be fine. What are
we gonna do about Héctor?
615
00:39:02,384 --> 00:39:03,718
I'll straighten out Héctor.
616
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:05,803
- Okay?
- Okay.
617
00:39:05,804 --> 00:39:10,183
You know what, I'll be fine. I'll be
fine. I gotta go. I'm gonna be late.
618
00:39:10,184 --> 00:39:11,976
Late? Late to what?
619
00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:14,896
Mel's birthday party.
I gotta change.
620
00:39:14,897 --> 00:39:16,023
Are you serious?
621
00:39:17,774 --> 00:39:19,150
You're a complicated guy, Coop.
622
00:39:19,151 --> 00:39:21,612
I know. Sometimes I
don't understand myself.
623
00:39:22,237 --> 00:39:24,989
- Another shot for this bad bitch.
- Tequila shots. Doubles, please.
624
00:39:24,990 --> 00:39:27,241
Hey, can we have Don Julio?
None of that spring break shit.
625
00:39:27,242 --> 00:39:28,159
- Uh-uh.
- Yeah.
626
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,827
- Grown-ass adults.
- Line 'em up.
627
00:39:29,828 --> 00:39:32,622
- Strong.
- And here we go.
628
00:39:32,623 --> 00:39:34,665
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
629
00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:37,543
- Happy birthday.
- Oh, okay. That's my girl.
630
00:39:39,338 --> 00:39:40,422
Ali?
631
00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:43,634
Happy birthday, Melly.
632
00:39:44,843 --> 00:39:45,927
Thank you for coming.
633
00:39:45,928 --> 00:39:47,678
Of course. I wouldn't miss it.
634
00:39:47,679 --> 00:39:49,639
Ali, we haven't seen you in forever.
635
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,933
You do not age.
You look amazing.
636
00:39:51,934 --> 00:39:54,018
- Well, of course she looks amazing.
- Yeah.
637
00:39:54,019 --> 00:39:56,521
She doesn't have kids sucking the
life out of her through her tits.
638
00:39:57,523 --> 00:40:01,526
I apologize in advance for anything
they may say at any point tonight.
639
00:40:01,527 --> 00:40:03,361
Please don't leave.
640
00:40:03,362 --> 00:40:05,280
Go fuck yourself, Paul!
641
00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:08,866
- Fuck you!
- Oh, shit.
642
00:40:08,867 --> 00:40:10,660
Did somebody miss
their nap time?
643
00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:16,083
- Okay, let's dance.
- Okay.
644
00:40:16,834 --> 00:40:19,753
Mel, come on. Birthday girl
dance. Birthday girl dance.
645
00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:43,861
Hey, sir.
646
00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:06,841
Hi, Coop.
647
00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:08,259
Coop, what's up?
648
00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:09,928
- Hi, Coop.
- Hey.
649
00:41:10,470 --> 00:41:11,471
Sorry.
650
00:41:12,222 --> 00:41:14,807
Hey, Kat. How are you?
651
00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:16,101
Looking good.
652
00:41:28,947 --> 00:41:30,157
That was quite a picture.
653
00:41:32,367 --> 00:41:33,576
Are you gonna do
something about it?
654
00:41:33,577 --> 00:41:34,660
I got out of bed, didn't I?
655
00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:36,872
You've been spending a lot
of time in bed recently.
656
00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:40,124
Okay, is this about the girl?
657
00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:42,543
Wow. Nailed it on
your first try.
658
00:41:42,544 --> 00:41:44,545
- And they say men are obtuse.
- Sam...
659
00:41:44,546 --> 00:41:46,756
I just thought you
were better than that.
660
00:41:46,757 --> 00:41:48,508
Well, better than
Paul, at least.
661
00:41:48,509 --> 00:41:50,718
Though, I have to admit,
it's not a very high bar.
662
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,679
Okay. She was a
former colleague.
663
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,640
She came by to drop some
things off at the house.
664
00:41:55,641 --> 00:41:57,183
She never even came inside.
665
00:41:57,184 --> 00:42:00,020
She kissed you like
someone who's fucked you.
666
00:42:00,771 --> 00:42:04,816
Well, maybe some women
just kiss that way.
667
00:42:20,499 --> 00:42:24,043
There you are. Tori, can I get
you over here for a minute?
668
00:42:24,044 --> 00:42:26,546
- Why?
- Nick wants a family photo.
669
00:42:26,547 --> 00:42:28,006
I'm not his family.
670
00:42:31,885 --> 00:42:33,762
That's what I'm talking about.
671
00:42:34,388 --> 00:42:35,513
That wasn't for you.
672
00:42:35,514 --> 00:42:36,974
Well, I'm gonna pretend it was.
673
00:42:37,641 --> 00:42:38,684
Ah.
674
00:42:40,143 --> 00:42:42,061
- You're late.
- Yes. I'm sorry.
675
00:42:42,062 --> 00:42:44,356
Cut me some slack,
please. Will you?
676
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,568
What?
677
00:42:49,194 --> 00:42:51,445
Okay, are you gonna tell me what's
wrong or are you gonna stand there
678
00:42:51,446 --> 00:42:54,116
- with your arms crossed?
- Dad, all you get is slack.
679
00:42:54,908 --> 00:42:58,119
Slack to be a shitty dad, husband,
whatever, with no consequences.
680
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,204
Excuse me.
681
00:42:59,872 --> 00:43:01,956
My life is one big consequence.
682
00:43:01,957 --> 00:43:05,960
See, you want me to feel bad
for you when this is all your fault.
683
00:43:05,961 --> 00:43:09,046
Hey, for the record, I
didn't choose any of this.
684
00:43:09,047 --> 00:43:10,716
Okay, but you didn't fight, Dad.
685
00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:14,302
It was your job to
fight for Mom, for us.
686
00:43:14,303 --> 00:43:17,139
Okay? You were the only one who
could, and you just walked away.
687
00:43:19,224 --> 00:43:21,602
Well, it was a little more
complicated than that.
688
00:43:22,352 --> 00:43:24,645
Right. And you made leaving
look pretty fucking simple.
689
00:43:24,646 --> 00:43:26,898
Hey, hey, hey.
690
00:43:26,899 --> 00:43:28,441
- Jake.
- Hey. I got this, Mr. Cooper.
691
00:43:28,442 --> 00:43:30,109
- I know. Can you do me a favor?
- Yeah.
692
00:43:30,110 --> 00:43:31,652
Get the fuck out of my way.
693
00:43:31,653 --> 00:43:33,322
Oh. Sure thing.
694
00:43:33,906 --> 00:43:34,948
Hey.
695
00:43:47,628 --> 00:43:51,006
- Oh. Hey.
- Hey. You came.
696
00:43:51,798 --> 00:43:54,675
Yeah. Just in time to get my ass
handed to me by our daughter.
697
00:43:54,676 --> 00:43:57,261
Huh, well, I got a pass tonight.
698
00:43:57,262 --> 00:43:58,346
For my birthday.
699
00:43:58,347 --> 00:44:00,307
Well, happy birthday, Mel.
700
00:44:01,683 --> 00:44:05,062
Wow.
You went all out.
701
00:44:05,729 --> 00:44:06,729
It's all right.
702
00:44:07,105 --> 00:44:10,526
Hello, hello. Testing.
703
00:44:11,109 --> 00:44:12,318
- That's my cue.
- Hello.
704
00:44:12,319 --> 00:44:16,197
Yeah, you
can hear me. Okay, good.
705
00:44:16,198 --> 00:44:18,116
- Where is Mel?
- Hey.
706
00:44:20,035 --> 00:44:23,580
Where are you, Mel? Ah, oh.
There you go.
707
00:44:24,831 --> 00:44:27,250
Come on, baby. I want
you next to me for this.
708
00:44:27,251 --> 00:44:30,127
Pretty please.
709
00:44:32,422 --> 00:44:34,590
Whoo. Come on. Come on.
710
00:44:34,591 --> 00:44:36,676
Come on. Just let him do it.
711
00:44:36,677 --> 00:44:38,595
You got it, you got it,
you got it. Come on.
712
00:44:41,807 --> 00:44:46,227
Yeah!
Happy birthday!
713
00:44:46,228 --> 00:44:48,521
Yes. You're walking
up here.
714
00:44:48,522 --> 00:44:50,022
Happy birthday!
715
00:44:50,023 --> 00:44:51,232
- I got you a drink.
- Ah.
716
00:44:51,233 --> 00:44:53,777
Oh, my Mel. Thank you.
717
00:44:54,611 --> 00:44:57,363
I know you didn't want this
party, but...
718
00:44:57,364 --> 00:45:01,076
...how could I not spoil
you? I mean, look at you.
719
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:07,206
Ooh. Don't you hit me. It's
true, right?
720
00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:09,751
You teach me something
new every day.
721
00:45:10,294 --> 00:45:13,462
I'm my best self when I'm with you
because I want to be better for you.
722
00:45:13,463 --> 00:45:16,090
You guide me through
space and time.
723
00:45:16,091 --> 00:45:18,426
You speak to my soul.
724
00:45:18,427 --> 00:45:20,345
I love you, babe.
725
00:45:21,346 --> 00:45:22,347
Sir.
726
00:45:23,724 --> 00:45:25,474
Thank you.
727
00:45:25,475 --> 00:45:30,354
So everyone, uh, raise your
Meltinis for the birthday girl.
728
00:45:36,987 --> 00:45:40,323
Why don't
you say something?
729
00:45:40,324 --> 00:45:41,450
A little something.
730
00:46:06,934 --> 00:46:08,601
Can you grab a
guitar for me inside?
731
00:46:08,602 --> 00:46:09,686
Got it.
732
00:46:15,192 --> 00:46:20,029
Sorry. I am one of those people that
needs to fill every awkward silence.
733
00:46:20,030 --> 00:46:22,031
Uh, that was beautiful, Nick.
734
00:46:22,032 --> 00:46:25,368
Literal tears.
Um, yeah.
735
00:46:25,369 --> 00:46:28,704
Uh, clearly an emotional
moment for all of us.
736
00:46:28,705 --> 00:46:33,210
Give a round of applause to Nick! Yeah.
737
00:46:34,294 --> 00:46:39,590
Nick. Strong Ass Gym.
738
00:46:39,591 --> 00:46:42,677
Um, that's a very
tough act to follow.
739
00:46:42,678 --> 00:46:46,305
But I'm just gonna steal
this stool here from the...
740
00:46:46,306 --> 00:46:49,559
Sorry, from the DJ. So...
741
00:46:52,479 --> 00:46:54,313
I would like to...
742
00:46:54,314 --> 00:46:59,360
I would love to play a song
in honor of the birthday girl.
743
00:46:59,361 --> 00:47:02,029
Aw. Yeah.
744
00:47:02,030 --> 00:47:04,282
Oh, and, uh...
745
00:47:04,283 --> 00:47:08,953
...I will be playing weeknights at the
Tap Alehouse if you are so inclined.
746
00:47:14,793 --> 00:47:17,171
Here we go.
747
00:47:20,174 --> 00:47:22,054
♪ I have a picture ♪
748
00:47:22,467 --> 00:47:24,969
I love this song.
749
00:47:24,970 --> 00:47:27,472
♪ Pinned to my wall ♪
750
00:47:28,140 --> 00:47:31,100
♪ An image of you and of me ♪
751
00:47:31,101 --> 00:47:36,523
♪ And we're laughing
We're loving it all ♪
752
00:47:38,984 --> 00:47:41,987
♪ But look at our lives now ♪
753
00:47:43,530 --> 00:47:45,949
♪ All tattered and torn ♪
754
00:47:48,035 --> 00:47:52,288
♪ We fuss and we fight
And delight in the tears ♪
755
00:47:52,289 --> 00:47:55,375
♪ That we cry until dawn ♪
756
00:47:56,668 --> 00:47:57,710
♪ Oh, whoa ♪
757
00:47:57,711 --> 00:48:02,089
♪ Hold me now, whoa ♪
758
00:48:02,090 --> 00:48:04,760
♪ Warm my heart ♪
759
00:48:06,345 --> 00:48:08,597
♪ Stay with me ♪
760
00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:15,103
♪ Let loving start
Let loving start... ♪
761
00:48:30,744 --> 00:48:33,372
- What happened to your leg?
- What happened to your speech?
762
00:48:33,997 --> 00:48:35,749
Don't fuck with me right now.
763
00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:39,293
Hey.
764
00:48:41,964 --> 00:48:42,964
You okay?
765
00:48:48,470 --> 00:48:50,389
Eighteen years of marriage...
766
00:48:51,765 --> 00:48:53,475
you never once asked me that.
767
00:48:55,143 --> 00:48:58,856
Well, for what it's
worth, I wish I had.
768
00:49:03,068 --> 00:49:04,152
Ah.
769
00:49:11,034 --> 00:49:12,452
Where did you get that?
770
00:49:13,370 --> 00:49:15,539
They sell these at stores now.
771
00:49:16,373 --> 00:49:19,500
But this I happened to
get in Hunter's room.
772
00:49:19,501 --> 00:49:21,377
Oh, well, great.
773
00:49:21,378 --> 00:49:23,838
Please. Don't
worry about him now.
774
00:49:23,839 --> 00:49:25,548
Worry about him when he
gets better at hiding it.
775
00:49:25,549 --> 00:49:26,674
Tell that to your mother.
776
00:49:26,675 --> 00:49:30,011
She chewed me out in the supermarket
the other day for being a bad parent.
777
00:49:30,012 --> 00:49:34,056
I think that's just
her way of saying she misses you.
778
00:49:34,057 --> 00:49:36,977
Maybe she's right.
779
00:49:38,937 --> 00:49:40,688
Maybe we are
fucking up our kids.
780
00:49:40,689 --> 00:49:43,941
Well, she would know. She set the
industry standard of terrible parenting.
781
00:49:43,942 --> 00:49:45,194
Coop!
782
00:49:45,694 --> 00:49:46,694
Okay.
783
00:49:47,779 --> 00:49:49,447
Maybe we are fucking them up.
784
00:49:49,448 --> 00:49:52,659
But please, give
yourself a break.
785
00:49:54,620 --> 00:49:59,458
Whatever we have done to them
started way before the divorce, so...
786
00:50:14,681 --> 00:50:17,142
To answer your
question, I'm not okay.
787
00:50:20,229 --> 00:50:21,939
Nothing feels real
to me anymore.
788
00:50:25,234 --> 00:50:27,528
I'm numb all the time.
789
00:50:29,738 --> 00:50:32,365
I miss moments I can't
ever get back every day.
790
00:50:32,366 --> 00:50:34,034
Moments with the kids...
791
00:50:36,119 --> 00:50:40,873
with my patients. My God. I'm a terrible
fucking therapist right now.
792
00:50:40,874 --> 00:50:42,291
You're not a terrible therapist.
793
00:50:42,292 --> 00:50:44,628
No, no. Trust me.
You're not there.
794
00:50:45,546 --> 00:50:49,174
Maybe it's not enough I fuck up our kids,
I gotta fuck up everybody else's kids too.
795
00:50:49,842 --> 00:50:51,385
It's good to have goals.
796
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,563
It feels like I've
been angry for so long.
797
00:51:03,564 --> 00:51:08,861
I thought I was angry at you, but
now you're gone, I'm still so angry.
798
00:51:12,447 --> 00:51:14,366
I'm just fucked up.
799
00:51:17,619 --> 00:51:18,744
You hide it very well.
800
00:51:18,745 --> 00:51:20,204
Ow!
801
00:51:31,049 --> 00:51:33,969
♪ You ask if I love you ♪
802
00:51:35,512 --> 00:51:39,057
♪ Well, what could I say? ♪
803
00:51:40,642 --> 00:51:45,479
♪ You know that I do
And this is just one ♪
804
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:49,484
♪ Of those games that you play ♪
805
00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:55,032
♪ So, I'll sing you a new song ♪
806
00:51:55,908 --> 00:51:59,036
♪ Please don't cry anymore ♪
807
00:52:01,038 --> 00:52:05,374
♪ I'll even ask your forgiveness
Though I don't know ♪
808
00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:09,795
♪ Just what I'm asking it for ♪
809
00:52:09,796 --> 00:52:11,672
♪ Whoa ♪
810
00:52:11,673 --> 00:52:17,136
♪ And hold me now, whoa ♪
811
00:52:17,137 --> 00:52:19,890
♪ Warm my heart ♪
812
00:52:22,267 --> 00:52:26,437
♪ Stay with me ♪
813
00:52:26,438 --> 00:52:31,734
♪ Let loving start
Let loving start ♪
814
00:52:31,735 --> 00:52:33,027
♪ Whoa ♪
815
00:52:33,028 --> 00:52:37,532
♪ Hold me now, whoa ♪
816
00:52:37,533 --> 00:52:39,826
♪ Warm my heart ♪
817
00:52:42,663 --> 00:52:46,874
♪ Stay with me ♪
818
00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:51,880
♪ Let loving start
Let loving start... ♪
819
00:52:52,631 --> 00:52:53,923
Oh, hi.
820
00:52:53,924 --> 00:52:56,385
Hi.
821
00:53:04,142 --> 00:53:05,143
Damn it.
822
00:53:11,066 --> 00:53:13,652
- Probably should get that fixed.
- It's on the list.
823
00:53:18,657 --> 00:53:21,076
♪ Warm my heart ♪
824
00:53:23,245 --> 00:53:26,081
♪ Stay with me ♪
825
00:53:27,916 --> 00:53:32,920
♪ Let loving start
Let loving start ♪
826
00:53:32,921 --> 00:53:37,175
♪ Whoa ♪
62139
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Japanese
Javanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Quechua
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof