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Kept you waiting!

It's HinaAi! They're the lively Hinatazaka!

Ready...

Fresh, cuddly ♥, 5th gen chan~

Aight, thank you~

Oh, Silent Wakabayashi

Why are your mouth crossed?

Punishment for wrong answer?

X mouth -Do you want to know?

Yes...

Wakabayashi-san is not in his usual condition...

Official MC Wakabayashi is fine, but his throat is not The rumored-to-be-long-winded-and-boring sub MC Kasuga is handling the MC-ing in emergency!

He can't speak

I'm still happy he's here -Thank you

What should I say, Wakabayashi-san? Okay...

I will announce our theme for today

We'll be doing...

Let's Go! 5th Gen Happy Profile Self Introduction!

Happy~ -Five!

Hinatazaka added 10 new members, the 5th gen, through the audition that started summer last year!

Kasuga and the senior members had memorized profiles to introduce new members...

This time, the 5th gen came up with a 1-minute self-introduction and they'll do it themselves!

After that they will have a QnA session with their seniors

We'll learn about them this way this time!

By the way, do you remember your first time recording here?

I do

How was it, Captain?

I think no one cried in 3rd gen during the recording...

During the recording? -After that...

Morimoto and Yamaguchi cried...

Nahhh, you too, Mikuni-chan!

I didn't cryyy

Grudge born

Kamimura was already really funny right off the bat

Astounding debut nano

We felt that it's such a high hurdle to overcome...

After our 1st recording we talked "we couldn't say anything funny", then we cried

Unexpected triple cry

We reflected on our way back in the car

You three?

They don't have to be funny!

They just have to introduce themselves

I think the 5th gen are all nervous, waiting back there

Haruyo starred in drama Shachikujin Yaboo (Yabu the Corporate Drone)

Paroo the Sensible

Yeah, we have to reassure the 5th gen fellows

The seniors will handle the funny stuff!

Old wheels poke fun at the new generation

Oh nooo

Don't worry, you'll look back to this day and laugh at it

Bring it on, embarrassing past!

So kind~ -You can do it~

Though to be honest, I want you to go wild

Don'ttt

Shall we start?

5th gens! Are you ready!?

Yes~

Pure and fresh reply

So cute! -Good girls!

I want to hear it louder...

So? Are you ready!?

Yes~!!

Okay, nicely done

Let's start the 1-minute self-introduction by the super nervous 5th gens!

Soon we'll have the first person do a self-introduction

We told them we want it to be 1 minute

So I'll stop them even if it's over by 1 second!

I'll handle the time counting and all

Let's begin

It's our first one today...

Nerve-racking face-to-face

I'm scareddd

1-minute self-introduction...

STARTS!!

You can do it~

Together with Saki, from now on, always!

I'm Katayama Saki, 18, from Saitama. Nice to meet you!

Saki-chan~

People say I look like this one animal...

Which is...

Cute!

Rabbit!

Usagi? Usaki? Katayama Saki!

Rabbit

I will introduce Katayama Saki!

Seniors fainted

Usaki loves to eat, and she eats a lot!

I see

Oh, and people say she talks fast, so she will say 10 foods she likes quickly

StrawberryChocolateCheeseCarbonaraPenneSlicedham ChouxcreambreadButterMelonMuscat

Did you catch what I said?

Whaatt?

I didn't get it...

I will say it again

StrawberryChocolateCheeseCarbonaraPenneSlicedham ChouxcreambreadButterMelonMuscat

10 seconds left -Got it!

Just like rabbits, I feel lonely easily... So...

Please dote on me a lot! *pyon*

hop sfx

Cute...

Time's uppppp

Please move, we want to see Saki-chan

You finished it right on clock..

Impressive time management

Amazing -Just right on time

How was it, Katayama-kun? You finished the 1 minute

There's a lot I wanted to say, but it slipped my mind...

Rabbit-like memory?

No way~

Can you tell us some of it?

People say I look like rabbit, but I don't like carrot ♥

What are you, a kid!?

Oh, that's huge -I see -So cute!

It'd be better if you added that, yeah

Yeah, it was huge -That was a cute info

Wakabayashi-san, how was our first 5th gen?

I think she did great, personally

She got 98 hops!

It's a super high score! -Right off the bat?

98 right off the bat

He'll be having a hard time scoring after this!

Outrageous strong-style

You're right!

Wow, you got 98 hops, what do you say, Katayama-kun?

I'm happy *pyon*

Devious reply

Wow, you did it again -Rabbit character

Now that we've seen Usaki's strength, it's time for QnA!

Anyone with a question...

Me!

Raise...! Oh...

So fast! -Sensei

I want to know what clubs were you in, or things you learned

Piano, ballet, swimming, tennis...

And...

That is it.

That's a lot -Any one of those you're good at?

I'm good at playing tennis!

That's nice -Please show us a tennis smash

Here I go...

Aaaa so cute!

Charmed her seniors in one fell swoop

Cuwte!

That was cuwte! Wonderful!

Wakabayashi-san's looking happy

He's giving out toos

Mask der Bayashi is pleased

Wonderful -Me~

Oh, Ishizuka-kun

You did cheerleading in highschool?

I did cheerleading too!

I want to see it...

Let's have Usaki show her cheerleading which she did in her highschool club!

Well then... Music...

Starts!

Cute!

Oh, sharp movements

Wow -Cute!

Beautiful! -Cute!

You're doing great!

Usaki! -Wonderful!

Wonderful!

What do you say, Ishizuka-kun? As a fellow ex-cheerleader

I've just remembered that I did cheerleading too on my first time here

But I wasn't this cute...!

This sucks, the worst

I'm shocked

Katayama left an impression with her rabbit + klutz character

Katayama Saki

From Saitama

Nickname

Sakity, Saki-chan

Catchphrase

Together with Saki from now on, always!

Charm point

Dimple pairs on left cheek

Forte subject

P.E.

Rival

Myself when I can't bear an empty stomach

Started getting into

Sylvanian Family

Dislike about own self

Can't say what she wants to say

Specialty

Waking up early, long throw, cheerleading

Hobby

Collecting cute things

Unrelatable favorite thing

Right angle

Let's do segments that capitalise those traits in the future!

Next is the second person!

1-minute PR...

Start!

Hello, ev... Hello, everyone! From Osaka Prefecture, 19 years old, I'm Kuramori Hinano!

I'm a laid-back person!

And now, I'll perform my hobby, traditional Japanese dance

I'll also tell you my favorite food

So nice!

Incredible!

So beautiful!

How lovely!

My favorite food is...

Hm?

You're not telling us?!

She's not telling!

Maybe after this

What on earth could it be?

The seniors got played

She's still not telling!

10 seconds left!

My favorite food is...

5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Time's up!

Too bad, you were so close

You had your 1 minute

So how was it just now, Kuramori-kun?

I'm so laid-back, I couldn't make it in time...

Remember we now have two Hinanos

I'm laid-back nano

You ran out of time!

Too bad!

Wakabayashi-san must also be curious, Kuramori-kun

Let's see what he has to say

98 dammits!

Comedian with fan dancing gimmick, has appeared in HinaPare. His catchphrase is "Dammit!"

She's not Koume-san! -She's not Koume Dayu-san!

And now, question time for the laid-back Kuramori begins!

Well, of course... -Yes, Matsuda-kun

What is your favorite food? Tell us

Tell us quickly

Yes, we all wanna know!

I'm curious too

#3 is...

She has a ranking!

You never had enough time to begin with!

Never intended to say it

So now you'll begin from #3? I see

#3 is... canelé

So it's canelé -That's delicious!

#2 is... my mother's karaage

So it's meat -I can relate

And finally, #1 is...

takowasa (wasabi octopus)!

It's takowasa!

That's a mature taste!

I really like otsumami (bar snacks)

Old man girl?

You're still 19, right?

Yes -But you like bar snacks?

Excuse me...

Are you the type to go out for bar snacks?

The original old man girl joins in

She might want to make plans with you

I've never been to an izakaya bar, I go buy them at konbinis

The type that wants to unwind

Oh, one more thing!

Do you like going to the sauna?

She wants her as a sauna buddy

I go 2-3 times a year

Oh, she likes it too

Oh, by the way!

Pushy Kirari

I went to the sauna this week!

Strange sauna flex

Did you have to brag about that?

"By the way"

Yes, Yamaguchi-kun -This is on another topic -Go ahead

Who came up with your catchphrase?

I couldn't come up with anything good...

So I asked ChatGPT

Early 2000s Internet culture, characterized by memes and copypastas

Great shock to the Copy-Paste Generation!?

Wow, kids these days... -So modern

Did you say the catchphrase earlier?

Not yet -You haven't, right?

Can you show us?

This elegant Hinanon, this laid-back Hinanon,

don't ya want to support me? (Kansai dialect)

Unbelievable performance

That's very good! -So cute!

Excuse me...

What did you type on ChatGPT?

"Kansai dialect, Japanese culture, idol, catchphrase"

That's what came out (Kansai dialect)

"Japanese culture"? -Awesome!

Right... Wakabayashi-san, what do you think?

"Please enjoy yourself in HinaAi"!

ChatWKB's response

He's acting like a really cool bro today!

She's quite a Japan culture girl with Tea Ceremony and Koto

Name: Kuramori Hinano (19)

DOB: Jan 23, 2006

Hometown: Osaka Prefecture

Nickname: Hinanon

Catchphrase: This elegant Hinanon, this laid-back Hinanon, don't ya want to support me?

Charm Points: Small feet and hands

Recent Obsession: Biting into a Squeeze toy

Special Skills: Koto

Interests: Ballet, piano, tea ceremony, Japanese dance

Something you won't lose in: body flexibility

Something that only you enjoy: Rock collecting

What nickname would you give to the Audrey duo?

Wakabayashi: Sudden Sharp Tongue

Kasuga: Our Pecs Dad

and seems like there's a more weird side of her, we'll find out!

Next is the third person!

Let's go

1-minute PR...

Start!

Clank, clank...

She's so stiff!

In your hearts, Saku-lovely!

Under the sunny sky, Sakura blooms!

From Kanagawa Prefecture, 19 years old, I'm Matsuo Sakura!

Thank you for having me!

Keep going

I have 2 favorite things

The first one are penguins!

Penguins walk rapidly with their short legs, but swim so smoothly in the sea

I really love that contrast

Um... If I were a penguin, I would be...

a Gentoo penguin

Gentoo penguin?

Gentoo penguins are timid,

but they're normally calm and peaceful

I'd like to diagnose your penguin types as well!

Captured the diagnosis enthusiasts

Sounds fun! -You can do that?

My second favorite thing is watching soccer games!

I like the Kashima Antlers, who are always passionate in matches!

Antlers?

Just like the Antlers is loved by its hometown, I want to be an idol loved just as much by Ohisama!

Time's up! -Oh, too bad

Please don't jump in like that!

We had to stop, it's already 1 minute

Everything is the nervousness' fault!

How do you feel after that?

It was more nerve-racking than when I practiced it

It made me talk so slowly...

"Seishun no Uma" parody

#Never give up on PR #No matter what happens #If you stop talking, it's over #You can't start talking anymore

So you couldn't finish in time

She sped up at the end

So now, let's find out more about what couldn't be crammed into the 1-minute PR!

Excuse me -A question from Takahashi-kun

I'm interested in the penguin diagnosis

The Audrey duo...

Can you do a penguin diagnosis on them?

Now, for the most difficult request

Yes, she said she could diagnose our penguin type

Wakabayashi-san is an Adélie penguin

Adélie penguin?

Does he know about that?

They're pitch black penguins

Feeling the dark side?

Wakabayashi-san's eye colors are very distinct

They draw people in

So he's an Adélie penguin

Adélie penguin

Waka-chan approves

So they draw people in

Kasuga-san is an Emperor penguin

Oh, that sounds nice and strong!

The Emperor penguin is the largest penguin

They're big and sturdy

Issee -So you're an Emperor penguin

Based on physical appearance

Happy to hear that

Let's see how many points she received

Customary grading time

Including the penguin diagnosis

Wakabayashi-san...

Kasuga comedically kept falling into penguin pond on a TV show in 2023 He got flamed on SNS for distressing the penguins

There it is! 98 penguin ponds!

Hey!

Cut that 'ponds' out!

Commotion-bringing answer

You're going to remind people of something!!

Definitely don't look into it

We just did, though

So as not to discuss this any further...

Let's check out Matsuo's special skill, badminton smash!

She will attempt to hit the target on Kasuga's head in one hit!

Are you ready? -Yes

Please proceed!

An Emperor penguin's shriek

That was the rarely-heard cry of the famous Kasuga Emperor penguin

"Mado wo Akenakutemo" parody

#Even if you missed Kasu #You can laugh anywhere #Just close your eyes and you'll feel it #Kasu screaming right in front of you

That cry...

I think this is where we should end it today

Kasuga New Comedy routine finished

Matsuo showed an impressive smash

Name: Matsuo Sakura (19)

DOB: Jun 8, 2005

Hometown: Kanagawa Prefecture

Nicknames: Sacchi~, Kurara, Kurachan

Catchphrase: In your hearts, Saku-lovely!

Charm Points: Cat eyes

Favorite Sports: Badminton, sports without running

Special Skills: Making cakes, wrapping items

Interests: Anime, shoujo manga, watching mukbang videos

Weak Points: Running

Most Disliked Nickname: God of Danson

Club activities & Lessons:

Club: Badminton (3 yrs), dance (3 yrs)

Lessons: Badminton (2 yrs), swimming (6 yrs), cram school (6 yrs), athletics (3 months), gymnastics (3 yrs)

But it seems she's bad at running

We'll shed more light on it next time!

Next, it's our 4th 5th gen!

Start!

Nice to meet you.

Smile with Niko-chan's smile!

From Kanagawa, 21

My birthday is the same as Hinatazaka debut day, 27 March

I'm Tsurusaki Niko!

Please call me Niko-chan!

Niko-chan~

My specialty is trumpet and high-speed wink

I will do high-speed wink now!

Unexpectedly low-speed...

I love eating delicious foods

Tuna + pickled daikon

Especially strawberry, dango and torotaku

Among them I love dango the most so I will pretend-eat one

How will she do it? -Pretend-eat, huh

It's springy and sweet, it's so good!

Niko wrote this on her blog commenting on her intro during Hinatansai

Was I too stiff?

Niko buono~ -It's pretend food review

I took the audition because I want to make people smile

I will do my best in my beloved Hinatazaka to make a lot of people happy!

I will give it my all, I am counting on your support

The end!

That was clean! -Right on time!

Wonderful, it was exactly 1 minute

How was it?

I'm really nervous

I can't stop shaking...

I'm glad I managed to say what I wanted to say, somehow

You did great, finished it within time

Now for the score...

I wonder what's it now

"I'm done giving score"...

Exhausted from all the quickfire oogiri

You're done!??

We don't have much time so we'll move on to the QnA!

Oh, Takahashi-kun

I'm curious about what you wrote in the "certification" column, can you elaborate?

I have World Heritage Examination grade 2 and Eiken grade 1

Wow! -You can talk English, then!

Can you like, assign a world heritage to someone?

That was an absurd request SUZUKA

Assign? You got a request...

I can -You can???

I said it...

Sorry! -You can do it to anyone!

Okay, how about we, Audrey-chan

Kasuga-san commands a presence, amazing aura

For your huge presence...

You're Mount Fuji!

Comedy Realm Sacred Mountain

Why... Thank you!

I didn't know that I was Mount Fuji!

46th year newfound truth

Who knew that I'm Fuji the sacred mountain...

Can you do one for Wakabayashi-san?

Black suits Wakabayashi-san...

Maybe darkness also suits you, so...

Itsukushima Shrine

Fantastical two-sidedness

What do you say, Wakabayashi-san?

"I'm happy"

Words can't describe

Simple...

Maybe you can do it to your senior?

Please do me! -Morimoto-kun?

Morimoto-san is bright and interesting, so...

You're Castel del Monte from Italy

Castle that fixated on the number '8'

You're Castel del Monte

I'm Castel del Monte!?

I'm a bit lost, what kind of place is that?

It's a castle standing alone on a hill in southeast Italy, it's eye-catching!

Nicknamed "The Stone Crown of Apulia"

Oh, eye-catching? -It really is

I will be using it from now, thank you so much

You're del Monte

Tsurusaki showed an impressive impromptu skill, now for her real skill which is playing the trumpet!

I will play One Choice by Hinatazaka46

Nibu-chan's moniker on her new McD collab is Miracle woman who can connect anything to tartar chicken

Miracle woman who can play anything on the trumpet

Wow! -Wonderful

How was it?

I missed the last part because I was too nervous...

But I'm glad I managed to finish it

You did impressive

Tsurusaki handled Tomita's absurd request super seriously

Tsurusaki Niko

From Kanagawa

Nickname

Niko-chan

Catchphrase

Smile with Niko-chan smile~!

Charm point

Eyelash, brown eyes

Fav. food

Dango (zunda)

Dislike

Large birds

Most watched TV show

Makeover! Dramatic Before & After

Most disliked nickname

Nikkou (sunlight)

Specialty

Trumpet, move ears

Won't lose to anyone

Love for conveyor belt sushi

Unrelatable interest

Thinking about futuristic world

Do your best to become a new type of saint in Hinatazaka!

And...!

A 5th gen exposed their senior's backstage nature!?

On to the 5th girl

Okay!

One minute PR

START

Makenai nakanai minorasetai

I won't lose! I won't cry! I want to make it!

Born in Tokyo, Year 3 High School, 17 years old

I am Ono Manami

Year 3?

My birthday is 5 May, and I am in 5th generation

My hobby is to play rhythm games

My account on Hinatazaka's rhythm game, Uni's on Air is SSS ranked

Amazing

A real Uni's on Air player

My special skill is that I am able to guess your birthday just by your face

I am confident

Really? -Amazing

I may appear quiet at first...

I love having fun

So I am eager to try things out on HinaAi

I won't lose to anyone in my love for Hinatazaka!

My~

I will bring a lot of joy to Ohisama

So please root for me!

You still have 10 seconds left

There is, still time

On her blog she wrote that she hopes they can make ohisama think this

We got an amazing 5th generation!

Time's... up

What a strong mentality

So cute

You finished it with 10 seconds left

It was a wonderful 10 seconds -So Ono-kun, how was it?

Are you satisfied with how it went?

I did what I practiced!

That's good -I see

How long did you estimate when you were preparing

I had time left during my rehearsals too

Within expectations

It was what you had practiced? Nice!

Got that humor down so it was net even

That is really good then

Let's get to know Ono-san who went full-on airy

What's your recent obsession?

Good question, anything you got into recently?

To take off my daily contacts at night...

Rip them and discard them!

A whiff of a weirdo

I'm worried... Are you feeling stressed?

What's... enjoyable about that?

It's a stress reliever

Self proclaimed, typical Blood Type B personality?

That's nice

If that's how you think of it

Wakabayashi-san, any question?

Oh you do?

Hinatazaka member you feel "interacting with her will create something funny"?

I want to know!

Making her pick

Member that will make funny happenings?

What's with that? -She's just started

Miyachi-san then! -Oh, Miyachi-kun?

The chosen one

Why so?

Miyachi-san's crafty character...

"Crafty character" -You got called out

Willfully sly

I see

I love that side of her, but...

When I see her at the break room, she seems so cool

Really!? What? You're acting cool backstage!?

Manamin fire

Well?

Oh no, send help

Is there a difference? When she's at work

She does a 180

Yes

You got exposed - Help me

Up next, Ono will show her SSS rank skills!!

To become Hinatazaka46, the girls will keep getting cut This is where it actually starts. The beginning of a new history.

Let's take a look... Woah, that's good

Oh no!

Let's see Ono's specialty, Uni's on Air, where she's SSS rank

Are you ready?

Yes -Okay then

All the best!

That's the most difficult song -You may begin!

She's putting it on the table?

To play it on the table... Wow

Woah

Ooooo amazing!

EH?

Whattt???

Truly a a real one

What is this??

She's for real

This is so difficult -So many notes

She's really good

Isn't she hitting all the notes?

She's really good

That's so fast -She's good

Amazing!

She continued to display her SSS skills but

It seems fun, if you're free, there's countless things

OH NO

Running out of life

What's going on?

Go for it!

That's crazy, what's up

You can do it -It's gonna be alright!

Oh?

It'll be okay

It's ending?

Yes, the final part

The last sprint -All the best!

You can do it -OH WOW

That's crazy

TOO BAD

Ended right before reaching CLEAR

SO CLOSE

It was so close -A little more

You almost did it

One more time!

One more time? Erm well

This is not a e-sports show

What a shameeeee! A story about youth?

t/n: reference to the game show called 'Ariyoshieeeee!'

We'll leave her birthday-guessing skill for another time

Ono Manami

From: Tokyo

Nickname

Manamin

Catchphrase

I won't lose! I won't cry! I want to make it!

Charm point

Can give my all on anything

Favorite food

Conveyor belt sushi's hamburg sushi & sliced ham sushi

Fav. Sport

Side jumping

Recent obsession

Ripping contact lens before discarding them

Role model/ goal

Kukai (Influential Buddhist monk; 774 - 835)

Specialty

Guess people birthday just from their face

What you like about yourself

Can challenge my own self by setting a high goal

What you dislike about yourself

Failing a challenge I set for my own self

Next week, the second half of 5th gen introduction!

The full-of-potential members show their wildly unique personalities!!

Look forward to it!