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Kept you waiting!

HinaAi's started, they're the energetic Hinatazaka!

Ready...

We'll do our best!

Bravo!

Cute!!

There's a lot of you

All of 4th gens are here today

How's it with 4th gens, seniors?

You talk?

We were in different rooms

You have the better one?

No!

Top class entertainers?

No, nothing's different

Hm? What's up, Tomita-kun?

Yamashita woke up at 3.30 AM today

I heard so too

You had a recording outside

They shot outside before we knew it

It's their first shooting outside

Just you 4th gens?

Yes...

Must be relaxing without the seniors

No...

No...

The hierarchy is so strict in Hinatazaka, I know

No, that's not true

4th gens were super noisy when it's just them

Exposed...

In the previous recording, the 3 of them were super quiet

Silentzaka46

Since someone put them with their seniors...

We'll dig deep into Hinatazaka's hierarchy next time but for today they'll be doing...

Everyone's in workout clothes, what's on for today?

Today will be doing...

Let's check Hinatazaka 4th gen's athletic skill!!

Baseball, dodgeball, Kasuke...

This show puts focus in sporty segments, so they need to be athletic!

So we got to verify 4th gens' yet unknown athletic skill!

1| 50m sprint 2| Long jump 3| Shot put 4| 50m hurdle 5| High jump

With these 5 fields, we'll check it using previously taken footage

We'll watch it with the curious seniors!

We'll discover raw gems in this segment!

By the way, we may test out a sport here with the seniors, just a heads-up

Any of 4th gen you think would do good?

Ishizuka Tamaki-chan

She likes baseball and all, so I think she's good

What do you say, Ishizuka? You good?

I'm good!!

Acutely competitive

That's cool

Anyone looking good, Takahashi-san?

Hiraoka Mitsuki-chan is an ex-track&field member...

..or so I heard, so I'll expect her to be good

Track&field, huh... I think she'll be a top contender...

Dark horse from Fukui

I think she'll do well...

Kawata always loses in competitive segments

Shin Loser Queen?

That's not true

Anyone you can win against?

Shogenji-chan

Shin Rival Story starts

What's the reason?

She's small.. I don't think she'd do well

Intense one up from Ohina

What a prejudice...

It's almost un-airable...

She can't read the times

How's your athletic skill, Shogenji?

Well...

I'm on the average...

I won't heed Kawata's call!

Maybe we'll see her in a match with Kawata

Kids match of the day

And...!

I received a athletic award...

From Chiba prefecture?

We found some of them confident in their skills, but is it true!?

Is it just them exaggerating for the sake of variety? We will find out today!

First up is the 50m sprint! By the way here is the seniors record for reference...

Here are their 50m sprint record

So fast!

From here... Katoshi's 7.62 seconds.. That's so fast...

It was from 5 years ago

From Keyakake

She started a bit late

But she reached the goal first after sprinting like Carl Lewis

Creating a record of 7.62 seconds that surprised the MCs

The record she made when she's a fresh 19 y/o remained the top record for 5 years

Until at least recently...

However there's a certain detail about it...

Kageyama placed 1st with her self-claimed record

She doesn't need 2nd place?

You're putting a target on your back

I'm really sorry~

The current champion is Katoshi

Has a talent in sprinting

We want to know if it'll be topped or not

Takahashi's record is 8.50 seconds

I find it weird

It's not like I purposely put in a slow record

This is what I got from my school

You couldn't pass 8 seconds?

The record was faulty, I should be faster than that

Just don't wanna lose Mikuni

It's supposed to be faster? -Yes

How fast?

Below 8 seconds

That's BigMouth for you

We'll see

Manafi's 8.76

Yes, it's generally fast

It's a normal time for girls

Me too, I was fast in my school

Manafi was super slow

Slow-slow Manafi

You did a high jump, right?

It took forever for you to reach the bar...

Time stopped?

Wow, kinda happy you remember that

How many 4th gens will surpass their monsters of seniors!?

First up is 50m sprint! Narrated by Takahashi

First 4 will be them, including the athletic Rio-chan!

What place do you aim for?

Top contender Rio-chan

Ishizuka Tamaki

I want to be known for my athletic skill, so I'm aiming for number 1!

Any rival?

My rival's Shimizu Rio!

It's Shimizu Rio!

That intense?

Forever rivals

Nice energy

My rival's Ishizuka Tamaki.

Shimizu Rio

I will win against her!

So much heat..

I have track&field background, so I think I will do well

Hiraoka Mitsuki

That's quite an advantage

As long as I'm not in last place, I'll take it like 1st place

Watanabe Rina

I'll try not finishing last

Everyone speaks a lot!

Who will win the first race!?

Nice running pose

She's good! Who's it? Rio-chan?

Woah, they're fast

Rio-chan wins

Wow

Manafi...

They're at 8 seconds?

Right!? See!? See!?

I'm not that slow!

Tamaki-chan and Rio-chan leaded from start to midway

Speeding even more, Rio-chan won by a fraction of a second against her rival!

I panicked since I couldn't create a gap at all at first! I gave it my best

Since I couldn't afford to lose against Ishizuka Tamaki

I lost...

There's still next time, I'll do my best

I'm exhausted...

The 4 years blank was bigger than I expected

I'm 4th right now, but we're just starting...

Well... I think I won't be the slowest in the end

Cute...

Next will be these four

In my 2nd year of highschool, I got to be on the relay race team since I lost at janken

Konishi Nanami

She's in the team for losing janken?

I hope that experience helps here

Which place are you aiming for?

Kishi Honoka

I want to get...

The 6th place!

Timid Kishi-kun

Why???

It's been... Ah...

Yamashita Haruka

I messed up.. Ok..

It's been a while since my last 50msdpight

She woke up too early?

I'll do my best to avoid getting last place!

Hirao Honoka

What was she trying to say?

Rushing to get the Cut Queen title

Hirao Honoka

My rival's Kishi Honoka

We're both Honoka, we always compete

Who'll win this turmoil-prone 2nd race!?

Nickname: penguin running

She's slow.. Slower than the others

So slow!

She's slow!

11 seconds!?

We got a talent

11 seconds!?

Danggg

Konishi started off late, but she showed a wonderful win by speeding up midway!

She won with a record under 10 seconds

And...

Hirao-chan, running happily, ended last

Here's the ranks for now! The top is still Rio-chan!

Last will be these 4! Will there be a new top record!?

I couldn't join the sports festival this year, so I'll give it my all here instead!

Shogenji Yoko

We're blessed with a nice weather

Fujishima Kaho

It's getting hot here on the field

So I'm going to show you my schoolgirl spirit!

I'll do my best, imagining Ohisama waiting behind the goal!

Miyachi Sumire

It's so sunny today (sun= ohisama)

Takeuchi Kirari

So I'll run as fast as I can, getting energy from Ohisama

Will any of them surpass their senior's 7 seconds record!?

They look fast!

Who'll win? -Kaho-chan looks so fast

I think they're fast

Kirarincho started strong, but couldn't keep up with Shogenji & Fujishima duo's advance!

Sumilegend got even slower later on...

With that, here's the final result of the 50m race!

Even the fastest 4th gen, Rio-chan, is placed at 9th in the group...

And Hirao-chan replaced Kyoko-san as the last place after 5 years!

That was it

No one finished in 7 seconds

The bar from their seniors is too high

What do you say?

I expected we'd run faster...

But the wind was so strong...

Include headwind in the record?

It was headwind?

The wind was especially strong for Hirao

Wind only blew in that lane

11.50 seconds is such a nice record~

Deep regret

Turns out Manafi is as fast as she claims...

She'd place like 5th in 4th gen

I told you so!

1st and 2nd gen are fast, huh...

Don't take A-badge lightly!

Also... Miyachi, you're called Sumilegend, huh?

No! Sumilegend is a nickname Ishizuka Tamaki uses to tease me

A pun on her catch phrase Tamaki! Healthy! No worries!

Tamaki! Is actually! A bully!

Wait! No!

You're already fighting?

She likes the name

No, I don't!

Bullylegend vs Sumilegend

Let's clear this up

We don't know what to call you

I don't like the name

But when it's just us...

She'd refer to herself as "Lege"

Toward the next phase

No!!

So it's Lege?

She loves it!

Should we call you Lege?

No~ please don't~

Is Miyachi fine?

Yes

We won't call you Sumilegend ever again

Huh..?

You're troubled by that!?

Wants to be funnier even a bit

We will leave this whole Sumilegend nickname business for another time!

I want Kageyama to get her time measured already...

Hoping to check into the fake records allegations

Right, I want to have it checked too

You're #1 after all

'Cause you get 1st place with a self-claimed record...

It's not just any fast record

You're taking it a bit farther

It's not like that~!!

You might go viral again, you know...

t/n: Yabe Hiroyuki told Kage "she might go viral again" after she teared up at the match and getting her predictions correct in the Japan v Spain match in WC2022

So we might need to get this out the way and have it legit measured

I was being set-up

Advocating for conspiracies?

Who set you up??

By the staff?

Correct

Really?

What was that Shimura Ken style of "correct"?

What a weird Kage-sa~n (LOL)

t/n: Shimura Ken is a comedian famous for his absurd-y gags; "Hen na ojisa~n" is his gag character

When I was asked for my self-timed record, I was told to tell them my best record

Let's take the time to listen to the reigning champion's explanation

So I asked them if it's OK to give my record from grade school

And because I was told that it's OK

I told them it's 7 seconds -Your best record in life, huh

But I'm aware that it's been 9 years since grade school

How fast do you think you can go now?

I think I'd be faster than the 4th gens, though

Kage ratio-ing

Well, the reigning champion has spoken, so let's have a tiny bit match set up with the 4th gens!

And with that, the match in question is...

No-hand Standing Start 10m Run!

Sounds like it's gonna be fun! Let's hear the explanation for it!

"A 10 meter run will be held between members" -We got that, yeah

However!

"It's unheard of to simply record time for a 10-meters long run"

"Runners will start from lying face-down on the floor before rising to their feet without using ther hands"

That sounds hard...

So we're doing it Uchi-sama style

t/n: one of the challenges in the show "Uchimura Summers"

"This won't only measure one's speed, but also the strength and their flexibility"

Come again?

So strict

"In the starting position, you have to hold your hands in your back"

Freaking loud...

"If your hands come loose, you'll be disqualified!"

What harsh rules...

And the participating in this match, which will be under the supervision of Kasuga's strict judging...

...are the top rankers in the 50m run from the 4th gens, Shimizu and Ishizuka

And up to get their mettle checked are Kageyama and Kanemura

All set?

Yes

Now then, make sure not to let go of the hands behind your back

All good, then?

You know what, huh?

Osushi, you're out

EvilSushi's vain struggle

WHY?

I got my hands on my back!!

Please put your hands on your back the same way as everyone else

Don't try to play dirty, you'll be taken out immediately

Kasuga-san, this calls for one yellow card, right?

SPEAK!

2.5D ex-referee

Very well then...

Let's begin

It's a battle between the ones holding the fastest record in the studio! How will it turn out?!

SO FAST!

So fast!!

NO QUESTION ON THE WINNER!

THIS IS A SHOCKING RESULT

I thought Kage had this one in the bag...

Kicking it off with the instant inertia the level of Maeda Daizen's, getting caught up rattled her

t/n: Maeda Daizen is a Japanese soccer player, he's in the national team

She then went off balance and had a surprising fall

As it was a 10m long race, she couldn't make up for the late start

Just like the Japanese national team, the 4th gen reps did something akin to a giant-killing!

t/n: In WC2022, the Japanese team won against Germany and Spain; also a reference to the famous soccer manga "Giant Killing"

Wait a sec there

Kage...

You were absolutely last

What happened there?!

Kageyama fumbled, fumbled, fumbled

t/n: former player Marcus Tulio Tanaka criticized Japan NT's picks for FWs, saying "fumbled, fumbled, fumbled - put all 3 in a blender and you won't get anything worthwhile!"

I was surprised myself

The moment I tried to stand

A "urrrggh!" ripped out of me

Forgive me for putting it this way, but that's your age showing

Dangers of near-extinction by going past the age

Sorry, but also

I'd also love to see who would be the slowest

Do you mind if we hold one for that one too?

Kamimura and Manafi

Yes?

Aren't you curious too?

Top 2 non-athletic of the ancient times

In a 4-person match

With Hirao and Miyachi

Since they said there was a strong wind blowing against them

New unit, Against The Headwind 3.0

Just to see who would be the #1 slowest

Please go on a stand-by

After this, something miraculous will happen to a certain member?!

A second match of the No-hand Standing Start 10m Run!

Following Wakabayashi's request, a competition is held to see who would be last!

Excited!

Anyone here confident they won't be last?

Yes

???

All talk all shock

t/n: pun on "big mouth" (all talk) + bikkuri mouse (old school game)

Guess you'll be fine then

Since we're doing this in the TMC studio instead

How about you, Kamimura?

It's already starting to ache, but I'll do my best

Manafi, sorry, I won't even bother asking you but good luck

Waka's salty MC-ing

WHY?!

But honestly, I think I might be able to finish first

Good luck!! -First, huh?

Ultimately, who will be able to "win" the last place?

Ready...

GOOD LUCK!! -GO!!

Upset of the century

Manafi is unquestionably the first!

What a gap!

Awesome...

Manafi was really quick at getting herself off the floor

Yeah, she was amazing there

Told ya, didn't I? Told you so

And with this, we can finally rest my "sucking at sports" chara

I see

What a killer look you got there

Like you had your eyes dead set on the finish line

Now you understand that all this has nothing to do with ages, right?

Good point

Since if anything, I'm the oldest one among this side

Now now, please calm down...

Sure grandma let's get you to bed

No need to be so hard-pressed... you're #1...

I'm really happy about this, really

Hirao-san, you had to spend a lot of time trying to stand

That slowed you down, huh...

Kamimura, athetics-wise

Are you content looking like you're Hinatazaka's #1 worst?

We're seeing instances supporting that here and there -That's true...

Based on the results today, I may feel compelled to admit so

Watch the actual broadcasts, will you?

That's true

I'll consider it

Next up for 4th gens' athletics measurement is the long jump!

By the way, the average for high school girls is 3m14cm, but...

Hinatazaka's record, on a different show, is set by Shiho-san's 3m85cm

Will someone beat the best record?

First up to challenge is Kahorin!

Good luck! -All good!

Good luck!

What long arms

She jumped pretty far

That was pretty good

Kahorin from the calligraphy club showed us a huge jump! And her record is...

2 meters 88 centimeters!

I aimed to go past 3m...

But in the end, it was a goal I couldn't reach

One day, in this very place...

She's so serious

I'd like to jump past the 3m mark

That's very athlete-like

Does it when the time calls for it

t/n: line from Kaho's documentary PV

Next up is Konishi, who had no prior experience in sports...

Good luck

Back in middle school, I was like...

I was good at it

So I'm kinda confident about this

Hop, step, jump?

That was... -What the heck was that?

Looks like Mario's jump

Obviously it won't beat the best record, but Konishi's Mario jump record by itself is...?

Recorded... 2 meters 10 cm

Though it did look like Konishi managed to record a 2m long jump

When we checked with the video recording

Due to her leg touching the ground first

Her record has to be amended as 1m72cm

I thought I could go past 3 meters

So I'm surprised myself

I thought I'd do better in sports, you know?

*Sulks*

On the other hand, the record made by Hirao-chan who was dead last in the 10m run is...

I had a traumatic experience back in grade school

What kind of traumatic experience?

I remember... crying, couldn't jump at all

Hira(ry

She cried?

I'm prone to mental breakdowns, but I'll give it my best effort!

It looks like Hirao-chan has some internalized issues with long jumps, but...

Grandiose fronting?

Even the cameraman snickered

Looks like she's gonna jump far

I can feel the fake bravado

Gooooo!

Absolutely clownery

She almost didn't make it to the sand

With all that hyping??

A GoPro was set to get a cool footage only to get a small bare-minimum jump instead

Ultimately, her record is...

Her record is...

1 meter 33 centimeter

1 meter...

I couldn't even jump past my own height

So I will practice my jumps...

I'll aim to be able to jump past 156cm

Oh, your height

And still, we have a sad news to break to the already sodden and pessimistic Hirao-chan...

Until now, Hinatazaka's worst record was the one Kyoko-san made 5 years ago

Her 1m 90cm record

Presently, among members' records so far

Hirao-chan has set herself as the lowest once again

On the other hand, up next we have the best bet for the event, Mitsuki-chan

As for my confidence...

I said I was confident earlier only to end up with a mediocre record

I'd like to aim for 3 meters!

I'll begin!

Her running form is so pretty

She went quite far, no?

Making use of her speed, she made an impressive jump

The recorded distance is?

2m96cm!

So close

3m is quite the distance to jump over

It felt like I was able to jump further away when I practiced for it

But looking at the numbers, seems like it wasn't...

I think I should have ran more for the approach run

After that, perhaps due to the strong headwind

Let alone breaking the best record, the 3m mark became a huge wall to climb over

Furthermore...

The Knee God arrives?

t/n: comedian Murakami Genji is famous for being terrible at sports, when he runs his knees "wouldnt bend", and he said they're "special knees given from god"

At the rate we're going, our paisens' monster-like records became even more imposing than ever...

But among the remaining challengers is Tamaki-chan, #2 in the 50m run, trying to contest the best records!

Good luck!

Do you feel confident?

Not at all

You don't...

All of it the wind's fault

Her hair is kinda... a mess...

I practiced for it a bit

But it's hard...

Still, I need to restore my dignity after my previous loss

So I want to do my best here

It's looking great!

(Kasuga) She might do well

She sure leapt

Wasn't that amazing?

Tamaki-chan pulled off a big jump that elicited a pleasant surprise from the judge team!

How will the recorded distance turn out?

Her record is... 3m15cm

That's awesome!

Best one between them!

They told me it's 3m15cm!

Cute...

You jumped pretty far

I know right?

My dignity!! Restored!!!

I jumped farrr!!!

At last, the 3m mark is surpassed!

Shogenji-chan will pick up the pace next

Looking cool

Looks like a good record!

Her takeoff was good too

Her record is...

3 meter 12 centimeter

Aaaaccckkk I lost!

Shogeko pose

She's happy?

Oh but I went past 3 meters

So to me it turned out OK

I lost to Tama-chan

How much gap?

3 cm?

Probably will win against Kawata

Looking at the momentum, someone might break a new record! Next up is the heart-warming Honoka!

t/n: honobono Honoka/heart-warming Honoka is a part of her catchphrase

Well... you know...

I'll plunge forward

You don't have to

She's gonna lunge into the staff

She's TOTALLY out

Honoka-chan was quite bold in her foul

It'd be too sad if she were to have no record submitted, so she's given another go!

Another go, makes sense

I mean, we wanna see her record

What's with her back walk?

All we got is a replay

She's funny, I'll give her that

It's OK!

Whether she's an airhead or if it was something else, Honoka-chan fumbled with fouls twice

With the broadcast time taken into consideration

We'll have to leave her with no record

And to go last is the #1 in the 50m run, Rio-chan's turn!

Expectations are on her to break the best record!

I'll aim for the athletic chara, so I'll do my best!

Will she be able to beat the monster's record?

Riolympic!!

I think she went quite far

Her record is...

3 meter 2 centimeter

She did beat the 3m mark

I lost!

What's your cm?

2cm!

In the end, although there were records that went past 3m, they couldn't beat the monsters' records

However! After this, the 4th gens will make their counterattack!

Impressive!

And that one is...!

Were you aware of the line, in the second try?

The line escaped my view

If I were there, I would've asked you to go on a third try

Next week is the second half of the athletics skill check episode!

An all-out fight between them and the seniors will be held!

Furthermore!

Will we see a new star born out of the high jump?!