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Press down hard on the gas

That's right, there's no compromise

We'll slip through the night

At the final moment push hard

That's right, all the way to zero,

Until we wipe away the days

Gently open your heart

If you pull it close to you

It will reach you, without a doubt

It will come, closer

Now

We're speeding through life, squeezing it for all of its worth

Our feet are tied

But we still keep going farther

Even if I take it back, and grasp it

If you're not the one

There will be no meaning

And so we'll go far off into the distance.

Hey... Closet pervert.

Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu...

One Thousand Years of Death!

He's totally knocked out... He's weak, sure enough.

What's with that big frog? What the heck are you?

Thank you for asking me!

Know me as the Mountain Toad... spirit sage who acquires immortality,

also commonly called the Toad Mountain Sage.

Long Time No See. Jiraiya Returns!

M Mountain Sage?

Exactly.

Hey... Pervy Sage, what're you going to do about this?

Here, he was supposed to watch my training

You did that to him.

He interfered with my research.

Research?

I'm a writer. I'm writing a novel.

This is it.

Make Out Paradise

Oh, that is...!

You know this?

I've gotten quite famous.

That's not much of a novel!

In the first place, what research you are talking about?

You're just peeking at the girls bath!

- Yikes! - No!

Idiot, idiot... idiot! My peeking has been found out.

You pervert.

F-Fool! I'm not just a pervert.

I get inspired by peeking and can write better pieces.

Liar! No excuses.

More importantly, what're you going to do about my training?

You mean the walking on water technique you were doing earlier?

You know it?

Then take responsibility and join my training.

Humph. I don't care about such things.

Hey, hey wait, Pervy Sage!

Join my training, hey!

Shut up! I hate people who don't know how to talk properly...

And I don't like men.

Oh, umm, umm...

That Make Out Paradise was really exciting, cool and interesting.

The purchase or viewing of that novel is prohibited for those 18 years or younger...

You liar.

The reviews that I've heard are great.

It's useless to flatter me. I'm a sage!

I'm not the type of fool who can be coaxed by a fledgling like you.

Oh, hey... wait!

Farewell, kid.

Wow! He's cool even though he's a pervert.

Heeey, Pervy Sage!

Where'd he go?

What're you doing, you old pervert?

No, no, I'm sorry, miss... but what lovely breasts...

Pervert!

This grown up is disgraceful.

Maybe there's nothing special about him, after all.

But there's nobody else.

Good grief...

As usual, the women in this village are strong-minded.

However, that's makes them so good.

"As usual"? Meaning you've come here before?

You.

And you did nothing but peeping, right...?

You Pervy Sage!

Don't say pervert, pervert in such a loud voice.

Shut up!

So I bet that one shot on the closet pervert was a fluke...

Anyway, I'll have you take responsibility for ruining my training! Whoa...

Jeez, you're a noisy brat.

Hey!

Be quiet inside here for awhile.

Hey! Let me out, you jerk!

I want to have a romantic encounter with a stacked girl.

How dare you do that to me earlier!

Substitution Jutsu.

Sure enough, he's not an ordinary old man.

Humph! That punk...

It's a million years too soon for that kid to take me on.

Not really.

It seems you have a bit of talent.

Then you'll watch my training?

Give and take!

I'm not averse to listening to your favor

as long as you listen to mine.

So which is it?

Listen up...

Nice ripe fruit that looks like this, like this and this.

I'll watch your training if you bring me that.

You really will, right?

This Toad Mountain Sage doesn't lie.

Okay, wait!

Plans are plans. They don't necessarily have to happen...

Hello there, you ladies!

Oh my... You're funny, old man.

No -no, this is the solemn truth.

Yeah, and then, what happened then?

Hey, Pervy Sage!

Oh no! Pervy Sage, he said.

You fool! Who's a Pervy Sage?

I brought the promised item.

Nice ripe fruit...

Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot! That's not IT!

Looks good!

Don't hesitate. Help yourself.

Thanks.

No!

Where'd the ladies go?!

I got my fill...

Ladies...

No doubt about it. That person is...

Good grief. I've wasted time...

Hold it! Where are you going?! What about my training?!

I don't care! My precious research has been ruined thanks to you.

Research, my butt! I can't be standing around here, either!

I'm going to train hard, become stronger than anybody,

pass the Chunin exam,

and then I'll exceed the Hokage!

Humph! I don't care about such things.

Here all you do is get in my way...

Jeez, what a repugnant brat!

Stacked girls like the ones from earlier

are indispensable for my great writing enterprises!

I see... So I should bring some stacked girls, right?

Okay.

W Wow...!

If you gaze at me like that... I feel embarrassed.

Oh...!

What a...

What a cute girl.

I like you!

You pass!

Idiot.

You're really my type of girl. What's that technique called?

It's called Sexy Jutsu.

Oooh, what an idea. You're a genius.

I get the feeling all adults are really affected by this technique.

Then you'll watch my training?

Sure! However, I have a condition.

A condition...? What is it?

A Always be... in that form when you're in front of me!

Hey! Sure enough, you're just a pervert! You Pervy Sage!

No! I'm not just a pervert!

As if you didn't know!

I'm a super pervert!

Darn it... He's gone defiant...

Well, brushing off the stuff until now as a joke,

I'll watch your training.

You mean it, right?

A sage doesn't go back on his word.

Okay, kid.

Do that training that you were doing before one more time.

Okay!

Okay.

Darn it.

Totally worthless.

Shut up!

It's pointless to wear clothes.

Hey, build up your Chakra one more time.

One more time?

Just do it, quick.

You!

What?

You're pretty sexy when you're naked.

Jeez. I'm concentrating, so don't interfere.

Oh, sorry, sorry. Continue.

You're messing with my focus.

I see...So this is The Seal Formula.

Two Tetragram Seals making a Double Tetragram Seal...

Is this an 8 Signed Seal Formula?

Nine Tailed Chakra is leaking from between the Tetragram Seals...

and is fixed so that it can return to this kid's Chakra.

Fourth Hokage...

It's to protect this kid, huh?

But after that, it's stopped with a Five Pronged Seal...

Putting Odd Numbered Seal over Even Number Seals...

This kid's Chakra and that of the Nine Tailed are discreetly intermingled

and are not stable.

No wonder he is not able to build up Chakra very well.

That tickles... old man.

Oh, sorry, sorry.

Perhaps someone else...did it...

The formula is rough.

Well, it's probably Orochimaru.

Kid, give me a hurrah.

What?

Just hurrah. Come on, hurrah.

Jeez, he's demanding.

Five-Pronged Seal... Release!

What're you doing?!

Well, I just pushed the pressure points for relaxing.

Just try walking on the water once more...

Sheesh!

What?

I don't know why, but it's going well!

Yahoo!

I guess it's about time to teach him how to control the Nine Tailed Chakra.

Okay, kid. Come on out.

I'll teach you an ace technique.

What, what ace technique? A deadly technique?

There's something you need to understand well

before I teach you techniques.

You probably haven't noticed, but you possess two types of Chakra.

Huh? Two types?

Until now, have you ever felt a special Chakra?

Special? Hmm...

Come to think of it...

Come to think of it, I get the feeling there were times when...

Chakra suddenly sprang up and an awesome power came out.

But... I don't really remember those moments.

I see.

But I do remember sensing that it was different

from the Chakra I always build up.

If I liken it to colors,

while it's always blue...

it felt like it was red or something.

I see.

Okay. That's it for today's training.

What?! Already?

What happened to the ace technique?

I can still train.

With training, a watched pot never boils.

As long as we're here, let's have a bath...

Not just falling in...

Warms me up.

A drink after training's the best.

Say, say, Pervy Sage.

What kind of technique is that ace technique?

You'll find out tomorrow.

Miser!

We'll turn into boiled frogs if we stay in here too long.

Ebisu, sorry for snatching your student.

It's okay. More importantly, I was surprised...

The Hokage has had us searching all over for you

and we could never determine your whereabouts.

To think you were in this village...

The Hokage will be pleased.

Did you tell the Third Hokage about me?

Not yet.

I see. That's for the best.

Sure enough, something about Orochimaru?

No, unfortunately not.

What?

I just stopped by looking for material for my novel...

My nature is not to get myself involved in trouble.

What are you saying?! You should know!

What is necessary to stop Orochimaru, known as one of the Sannin,

the legendary three Shinobi,

is the power of another Sannin!

Your power, Master Jiraiya!

One! First, Tyson jumps and slamdunks

Two! He kisses and hugs everyone randomly and says "I LOVE YOU"

Three! Masala masters Yoga but hates curry

Four! Sanchez is a lousy bullfighter. Ole!

All over the world, the sky's smiling, so look up and smile too

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Fight! Fight! Fight!

One! Bodimahattaya san devotes his time for digging black ships

Two! Peking Duck, Action Scene, Chen Lee speeds around on his bike

Three! Popo loves to polish his Coteka

Four! Japanese people, now lend me you hand!

All over the world, the sky's smiling, so look up and smile too

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Fight! Fight! Fight!

All over the world, the sky's smiling, so look up and smile too

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Fight! Fight! Fight!

First, I need to sign this contract in blood

and mark it with the fingerprints of one hand.

Then I build up my Chakra.

The Hand Signs are Dog-Boar-Bird-Monkey-Sheep.

Then I must place my contract hand on the place where I want to summon it!

How's that?!

Next time, "The Summoning Jutsu: Wisdom of the Toad Sage!"

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