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(elevator bell dinging)
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Jasmeet: Why does this place
look like a medical clinic?
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Am I getting circumcised?
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Rebecca:
What are you talking about?
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- Jasmeet: You promise?
- Rebecca: No, just chill.
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Jasmeet: All right.
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Namaste.
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- Namaste.
- Namaste.
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Mm.
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And are we here today...
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to be here today?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah?
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Great.
Class is starting soon.
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As you can see, we're currently
offering discounts
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on our monthly
membership packages.
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Personally, I'd recommend
the Divine Align...
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Intertwine
to Unwind package.
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It's really great
for couples.
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Usually, it's $499.
Now, $479.
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And it includes
classes, chanting,
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some tantra, and keertan.
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'Keertan'?
Wait, is that, like, kirtan?
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Yes, 'keertan'.
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They're, like,
Vedic-style hymns.
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Yeah, I know what it is.
You just said it really weird.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Julia: Um...
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So, my friend Ashley,
she owns the studio.
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She signed us up
for a trial class.
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It should be under 'Rebecca.'
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Ah, yes, here it is.
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Relax.
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Your flight isn't
until tonight.
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Yeah, but I should
be preparing, you know?
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It's like, my
first acting gig in LA.
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I just don't want
to mess it up.
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That's why you should take some
more yoga, so you can chill out.
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(sighing)
Yeah, maybe.
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Hey, how did your friend
afford this place
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in this neighbourhood,
by the way?
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It's just like
insane rent prices, no?
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Ah, yes.
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That's how.
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(bell chiming)
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Namaste, everyone.
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Class:
Namaste.
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Let's start by
bringing our energy down.
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And we'll begin by
lying back in shavasana.
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And now, reach out and grab
the hands of those next to you.
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Close your eyes.
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And just repeat after me.
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I am whole,
and the whole is in me.
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Class: I am whole...
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- Jasmeet: ...and the...
- ...and the whole is in me.
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...whole is in me.
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Ong Namo...
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Guru Dev Namo.
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Class:
Ong Namo...
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Guru Dev Namo.
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Satnaam. Sri Waheguru.
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Class:
Satnaam.
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Sri Waheguru.
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Let's just
lie back in gratitude,
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take in this moment,
and really open your hearts
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to the real reason
we're all here.
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(gasping)
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Bring in the puppies!
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- It's puppy yoga time!
- (class exclaiming)
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(barking)
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You get a puppy!
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(class exclaiming)
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(sneezing)
Ooh.
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(chattering)
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Hey, so those, uh, mantras
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that you guys were doing
at the start of class,
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that's- that's really cool.
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Huh?
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I'm actually Sikh.
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(gasping)
You are sick.
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Right on.
Oh, unless...
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you meant the other kind of
sick, in which case,
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you really should have been
wearing a mask in class.
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No, I meant neither
of those, actually.
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I meant, like, the religion.
Sikhism, you know?
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Oh, yeah, okay. Great.
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Um, don't forget your
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complimentary mimosas,
everybody!
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- (class cheering)
- Woman: Mimosa!
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This is why I came.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- So, what do you think?
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- Woman: Cheers, bitch!
- Women: Cheers!
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Jasmeet: Uh... that was...
interesting, I guess.
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But, uh,
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what do they do to
the dogs when they age out?
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Rebecca:
Probably, you know, like...
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Oh, my God. They put 'em down...
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Ward, dog?
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Brutal.
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How was I not supposed to do
that when you set me up?
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- Rebecca: Oh, okay.
- I had to take that.
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Rebecca: Makes sense.
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Jasmeet: Do you want this?
I hate mimosas.
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Wow.
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I didn't realize
you had so much stuff.
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No, actually, that's a lie.
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I should have known
because you're... you.
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Pretty nice, right, wifey?
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Sorry. Uh...
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I'm still down about,
you know, Jogi Uncle.
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Right,
right, right, of course. Um...
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So, let me give you the tour.
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I got the custom
closet over here.
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We got the social media
corner right here.
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And we got my
gaming setup over there.
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Did you include the workout
space that I asked for?
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I got you, baby girl.
Right over there.
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Where are my weights?
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Here, use mine.
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(chuckling)
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Don't worry, babe.
You'll work your way up to it.
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Oh, and I put your little
yoga mat right over there.
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(head thudding)
I don't think this works.
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Why?
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But don't you guys just lay
around on the floor anyways?
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Oh, which reminds me, you
got to check out this video.
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Some new thing called puppy
yoga. So sick.
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Oh, Mummy-ji,
did you think about my offer?
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I don't know, Jaspreet.
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(speaking Punjabi)
Trust me.
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I can make the tiffin
business boom.
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I don't want to boom. No boom.
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Maanvi, why do I have
to do Jaspreet's laundry
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when it should be
done by his wife?
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He can't do his own laundry?
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...you will have to do all this.
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Well, what
if we don't have kids?
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(both laughing)
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(both continue laughing)
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This is not funny.
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Neal: Pooji,
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it's your favourite
nephew and delivery boy.
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Whoa. Looks like an influencer
took a shit in here.
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Neal, I'm glad
you're here at my ghora, bro,
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because, um...
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(sighing)
...how do I say this?
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We just don't need
your kind here anymore.
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Jaspreet, come on.
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(laughing)
Sorry, man, I'm just playing.
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Delivery guys, we don't need
delivery guys anymore.
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Oh, I thought you
meant white guys.
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- Jaspreet: Hmm.
- Wait. Am I fired?
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You need something to eat?
I'll make you a plate, okay?
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Wait. Who's going
to deliver the tiffins?
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Oh, my tech boy
from Waterloo,
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he, uh, developed these,
uh, delivery bot prototypes.
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Check it out.
Pretty dope, right?
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Woman (on video:)
The future is automated.
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It's gonna do, uh, wonders for
our business. Uh-huh.
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Neal: Well, if you need
someone to charge them,
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I can plug them in at night.
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Jaspreet:
Oh, no, they're solar-powered.
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Neal:
What if they were lunar-powered?
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Jaspreet:
Yeah, that's stupid.
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I get it. It's practically
in our DNA to be angry.
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But if I ever yelled at my mom
the way my cousin Bhavita did...
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- You'd get spanked.
- Worse than spanked.
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Hung upside down naked,
and beaten with a stick?
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What? No.
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Wait.
Did that happen to you?
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My grandparents
were just very Desi.
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Oh, no. It's okay. I'm good.
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No, yes, please.
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So, I tell my aunt that
Bhavita just doesn't know
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how to manage
her emotions, right?
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When she gets loud, it's
because she doesn't feel heard,
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and my aunt actually eased up.
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She gave Bhavita
her phone back.
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And that's why you're
her favourite cousin.
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Exactly!
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You know,
if you were my cousin,
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you'd be my favourite
cousin, too.
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What?
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(chuckling)
Oh, no, no.
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I just mean that...
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you're my favourite
everything.
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(snapping)
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No, not that one.
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That one was for my mom.
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This one.
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This one is for you.
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Um... okay.
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Whoa.
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Umair, what for?
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Because I want to
take care of you.
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I thought you could use them
for your design sketches.
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You said you were trying
to get back into that again.
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- I told you that?
- Yeah.
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And you remembered?
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Of course.
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This is amazing. I...
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I had no idea dudes
could be like this.
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I'm not dudes.
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No, you're more like...
daddy.
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(chuckling)
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So... there's this new drape
design I'm playing around with.
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Mm-hmm.
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The photo is
a little risqu�.
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I don't know,
maybe too risqu�.
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- Brown people.
- Right.
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But the thing is,
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body shame only came
about after colonization.
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Before then, our bodies
were part of the design.
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- Mm-hmm.
- So, I...
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I go back and forth on
if I should post it.
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Wow.
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Mashallah.
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(phone chiming)
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There.
Now I can look at my sexy girl
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whenever she's not with me.
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Um, but for
your eyes only, yeah?
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Yeah.
That's what makes it special.
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Anyways, back to the grind.
Empire's not gonna build itself.
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But I'll pick you up later.
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I made some plans for us.
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?
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Man, my paggs can never
fit into a suitcase.
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Like, airlines should
know to accommodate
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for guys with turbans,
you know?
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It's like, by default,
we need more space.
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Okay, well, just let me get
ready and I'll help you.
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(sighing)
All right.
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Oh, I always feel
so good after yoga.
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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Uh, is that the thing
for the web series?
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Male voice:
Welcome to Yolked TV.
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Yeah. Its whole deal
is that you can't watch anything
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unless your
heart rate's fast enough.
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Ah, yes, the intersection
between streaming
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and fat shaming.
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Yeah, I know. It's stupid.
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But they pretty
much offered me a role
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in one of their first
big series, so...
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- Male voice: Connected.
- ...couldn't say no.
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Let's get yoked.
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You call that getting yoked?
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Rebecca:
Here, uh, does this help?
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Male voice:
Go harder. Come on, guy.
254
00:11:29,062 --> 00:11:31,230
Wow, okay, um,
this thing is clearly buggy
255
00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:34,901
because my heart rate is going
fast as hell, brother.
256
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,945
Male voice: That's a bit better,
but not good enough.
257
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,696
- Mm-hmm.
- It's a prototype, okay?
258
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:41,032
They're trying to get
Kevin Hart to invest in it.
259
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,950
They're flying out all these big
creators to do cameos.
260
00:11:42,951 --> 00:11:46,245
Plus,
I've always wanted to do
261
00:11:46,246 --> 00:11:48,455
the whole acting thing,
but there's just never any roles
262
00:11:48,456 --> 00:11:49,749
for guys like me.
263
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:50,792
Aren't you playing an elf?
264
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:51,917
- Yeah.
- Male voice: Can't watch?
265
00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:53,836
- Get off your ass.
- I am off my ass!
266
00:11:53,837 --> 00:11:56,672
Yeah, I'm playing El-
267
00:11:56,673 --> 00:11:57,923
- (sneezing)
- Oh, bless you.
268
00:11:57,924 --> 00:11:59,175
Male voice:
That's not getting yoked.
269
00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:00,801
I'm playing
this character called, uh,
270
00:12:00,802 --> 00:12:05,473
Elrandin the Sand Digger
of Riverhole.
271
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:06,891
Uh, El- Elrandin the...
272
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,100
- It's pretty cool, right?
- The what?
273
00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:10,228
- The Sand Digger.
- One more time.
274
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,146
Sand Digger.
275
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,312
You do realize what
that sounds like, right?
276
00:12:12,313 --> 00:12:14,190
Am I supposed to hear...?
...'Sand Digger'?
277
00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:16,276
'Sand D-' oh. Oh...
278
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,319
Oh.
279
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,946
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
280
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,115
Shit.
Dude, am I gonna get cancelled?
281
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:34,294
(footsteps approaching)
282
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,214
(birds chirping)
283
00:12:38,673 --> 00:12:40,053
Setting up my workout space.
284
00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:42,385
There's no room downstairs.
285
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,389
Well, that was fast.
286
00:12:48,808 --> 00:12:50,310
(birds chirping)
287
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,361
Ah.
288
00:12:53,688 --> 00:12:54,939
Okay, what the hell?
289
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,692
Do you have to iron, like,
right on top of my mat?
290
00:12:58,735 --> 00:13:01,654
You should learn how to iron.
291
00:13:08,953 --> 00:13:11,915
This is your job and
I'm doing it for you.
292
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:15,167
Here! Practice with this one!
293
00:13:15,168 --> 00:13:17,254
(birds chirping)
294
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,454
What about
my blood pressure?
295
00:13:26,179 --> 00:13:27,847
(birds chirping)
296
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:37,690
So, we have our turbans here,
we have our double paggs here.
297
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,691
We have our socks here
and our underwear here,
298
00:13:39,692 --> 00:13:41,945
not touching your turbans.
299
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,446
Then, you have your belts and
your undershirts at the bottom.
300
00:13:44,447 --> 00:13:46,032
So, when you get to the hotel,
301
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:49,744
all you do is take it right out
and hang it up in the closet.
302
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,620
Wow, this is genius.
303
00:13:51,621 --> 00:13:54,541
Okay, I need your
brain on everything.
304
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,250
You know what this deserves?
305
00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:58,043
I think you know.
306
00:13:58,044 --> 00:14:00,213
Some good old Uncle phuphar
kisses -
307
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:04,508
the wet lips, hot breath,
bristly moustache...
308
00:14:04,509 --> 00:14:05,759
Okay.
309
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,512
Okay!
No, no, no. Stop.
310
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,805
(phone chiming)
311
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:09,806
That's enough.
312
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,641
(sighing)
313
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,226
(phone chiming)
314
00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:18,480
Um, so,
part of the reason
315
00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:21,609
why I took you to that yoga
class today was because I-
316
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,696
Because I'm allergic to dogs
and you wanted to torture me?
317
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,154
You are?
318
00:14:26,155 --> 00:14:28,407
Yeah, I mean, that's why I
can't stop sneezing, you know?
319
00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:30,909
They should ask you if
you're into dogs before class.
320
00:14:30,910 --> 00:14:32,412
Who isn't into dogs?
321
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,620
(sneezing)
322
00:14:33,621 --> 00:14:34,788
(sighing)
Me?
323
00:14:34,789 --> 00:14:36,916
I don't know.
It's just like a dog, you know?
324
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,917
I look at a dog
and I'm like, "Oh, it's a...
325
00:14:38,918 --> 00:14:40,210
"It's a dog."
326
00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:42,879
Okay. Um, well, I thought
you enjoyed the class.
327
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,008
I had fun with you.
I just think it's weird
328
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,593
that they're
charging so much for yoga.
329
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,262
I feel like it should be
a thing that's done selflessly
330
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,096
without the gimmicks
and frills.
331
00:14:51,097 --> 00:14:52,849
Plus, they were doing
all these, like,
332
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,767
Sikh mantras,
and they didn't even know.
333
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,561
Well... Ashley
offered me a gig there,
334
00:14:56,562 --> 00:15:00,815
so I've kind of been
thinking about taking it...
335
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,649
full-time.
336
00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:05,612
But you'd still
dance though, right?
337
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,030
I'd leave dance.
338
00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:09,114
Huh.
339
00:15:09,115 --> 00:15:10,325
Okay.
340
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,536
Is that... a dumb idea?
341
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,204
No.
Nothing that comes out
342
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,873
of that beautiful brain
of yours is dumb.
343
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,374
All right?
344
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:20,960
I just...
(sighing)
345
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,961
You don't strike me as a person
that gives up so easily.
346
00:15:22,962 --> 00:15:24,504
What does that mean?
347
00:15:24,505 --> 00:15:26,215
Oh. Uh, no.
348
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,468
I just mean like, you know,
I know you're into-
349
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,260
Whatever, it's fine.
350
00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:32,971
(sighing)
Shit. I upset you?
351
00:15:32,972 --> 00:15:35,202
You should go.
You're gonna miss your flight.
352
00:15:40,813 --> 00:15:43,483
(sighing)
Fuck.
353
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,526
Chippy: You didn't have
to take me shopping.
354
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:48,196
You're spoiling me so much,
I'm starting to rot.
355
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,697
I just wanted you to have
something new for the party.
356
00:15:50,698 --> 00:15:52,492
Whatever you want.
357
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,243
Chippy:
Who's Khaleel again?
358
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,870
He's another shisha bar owner.
359
00:15:56,871 --> 00:16:00,124
And you want me to go
as the party's disco ball.
360
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,668
Damn.
You look fine as hell.
361
00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:04,711
You really can
pull off anything.
362
00:16:04,712 --> 00:16:06,839
Yeah, I...
363
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,925
I want to pull
this off my body.
364
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,844
Hmm. Well,
why don't you try on
365
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,345
the other outfit
you picked out, then?
366
00:16:13,346 --> 00:16:14,556
Yeah.
367
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,267
I think I will.
368
00:16:23,356 --> 00:16:25,858
We're gonna go to the party
right after this.
369
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,360
- Chippy: Right after?
- Mm-hmm.
370
00:16:28,361 --> 00:16:30,363
Chippy: I'm all sweaty from
trying on so many things.
371
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,657
Good thing your
sweat smells sweet.
372
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,783
It'll pair nicely
with the dress.
373
00:16:34,784 --> 00:16:35,994
Chippy:
Okay, nice try.
374
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,292
Yeah, it's, uh,
it's cool.
375
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,003
See?
I know what I'm doing.
376
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,379
Right, it's just...
it's covering up your body,
377
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:50,298
and you have such a nice one,
so why don't you show it off?
378
00:16:50,299 --> 00:16:52,051
Because I feel sexier
in this.
379
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,971
No, you look sexier
in the dress.
380
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:57,389
How about...
381
00:16:57,390 --> 00:17:01,937
the decision goes to
whoever's spending the money?
382
00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:06,190
Okay.
383
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,568
I'll pay for it, then.
384
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,161
You can't afford it.
385
00:17:19,078 --> 00:17:20,496
Then, we'll go
to my house,
386
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:22,123
and I'll wear something
I already own.
387
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,415
No, we don't have time.
388
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:25,418
I'm buying you
something expensive
389
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,712
because you need to wear
something new and nice tonight.
390
00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:30,923
Let me take care of you.
391
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,595
(Jasmeet sighing)
392
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,721
I just didn't think you'd
give up dance cold turkey.
393
00:17:37,722 --> 00:17:39,097
Rebecca:
I'm older now.
394
00:17:39,098 --> 00:17:40,600
My knees aren't
what they used to be.
395
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,518
Okay, so, what?
You're just gonna teach yoga
396
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,144
to white girls
playing with puppies?
397
00:17:44,145 --> 00:17:46,439
At least I'd be
an Indian girl teaching yoga.
398
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,691
I mean, sure,
you're Indian, but...
399
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:49,858
But what?
400
00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:51,360
- I'm not Indian enough?
- No, you are.
401
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:52,987
I'm just saying like, it's...
402
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,698
Yoga's like a Dharmic
religion thing, you know?
403
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,283
You're a Christian.
404
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,786
Don't Christians believe
yoga's demonic or some shit?
405
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,370
Oh, okay.
So, I'm the right race,
406
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,579
but I'm not the right
spirituality.
407
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,957
Do I also lose points
for being born here
408
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,625
and having a blonde balayage?
409
00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:07,876
- A... A what?
410
00:18:07,877 --> 00:18:09,546
Highlights.
Blonde highlights.
411
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:11,681
- Well...
- (gasping)
412
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,468
Okay, of course not.
I'm just... I'm joking.
413
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,886
I mean, what's wrong with easing
people into Eastern practices?
414
00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:21,766
So, getting smashed off mimosas
and fondling puppies is...
415
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,808
what? A gateway?
416
00:18:22,809 --> 00:18:24,227
Okay, I get it.
417
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,104
There's a fine line between
cultural appropriation
418
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:28,689
and cultural appreciation.
419
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,441
Yeah, well, you know what?
I would appreciate
420
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,527
if the puppies didn't
piss on us the whole class.
421
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,069
Okay, well,
if you play with puppies,
422
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:35,488
you're gonna get
a little piss on you.
423
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,573
Is that an expression
I've never heard of?
424
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,325
(sighing)
It's the right thing for me.
425
00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:42,370
It's exactly what you
said about 'Erlandan' from...
426
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,996
Riverhole.
427
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,123
From Riverhole.
428
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,791
I mean, what even
is a Riverhole?
429
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:48,835
Okay, yeah,
it's a dumb script.
430
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,670
You know, they got elves
digging tunnels and...
431
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,046
Elves don't dig; dwarves dig.
432
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,672
Dwarves are
the bigger sand diggers.
433
00:18:53,673 --> 00:18:54,757
Again, you hear it, right?
434
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,424
- Yes, I hear it.
- So, what?
435
00:18:56,425 --> 00:18:58,803
These elf-digging dwarves
are part of your bigger journey?
436
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,430
Oh, and you leaving your dance
career is part of yours?
437
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:02,597
Male voice:
You have successfully
438
00:19:02,598 --> 00:19:04,683
raised your heart rate
and may now begin to...
439
00:19:04,684 --> 00:19:06,602
- Now, you work!
- What do you want to watch?
440
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,395
Oh, my God, this thing
is so annoying.
441
00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:09,479
Man:
Your heart rate is...
442
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,440
It's going off
on my phone too?
443
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:13,608
- (male voices overlapping)
- Is this running through Wi-Fi?
444
00:19:13,609 --> 00:19:15,694
(Punjabi music
playing indistinctly)
445
00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:17,195
All right.
446
00:19:17,196 --> 00:19:19,073
Robotic voice:
Sat Sri Akal.
447
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,533
Contact Jaspreet Purewal -
448
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,242
the number one independent
realtor in the GTA.
449
00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:24,452
Enjoy your food!
450
00:19:24,453 --> 00:19:26,873
Supinder:
Will it survive on the roads?
451
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,039
Jaspreet:
Of course.
452
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,209
It's the strongest one
on the market. Look.
453
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,335
- (thudding)
- (robot beeping)
454
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,546
- Can I try?
- Jaspreet: You try.
455
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:34,881
- (thudding)
- (robot beeping)
456
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,214
Robot:
Threat detected.
457
00:19:36,215 --> 00:19:37,717
Self-defence function
activated.
458
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,719
No, no, no! Oh my God!
It's coming towards me!
459
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,928
Robot:
Please step away.
460
00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:43,181
- What's it doing?! Jaspreet!
- People keep kicking it,
461
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,266
so they had to put a
self-defence function on it.
462
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,602
- (speaking Punjabi)
- It's still beta.
463
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,433
Save me, please! Damn! I don't
know what I did to this guy.
464
00:19:52,773 --> 00:19:54,441
Supinder: Help me! Oh my God!
465
00:19:54,442 --> 00:19:55,401
(thudding)
466
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,152
- Help my mom.
- I'm trying, I'm trying.
467
00:19:57,153 --> 00:19:58,945
- (speaking Punjabi)
- Dude, what are you doing?
468
00:19:58,946 --> 00:20:00,906
- (chattering)
- (cackling)
469
00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,074
Aie!
470
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,284
Jaspreet:
Okay, it's off.
471
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,912
Robot: Self-defence
function deactivated.
472
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,078
Please report any injuries
473
00:20:07,079 --> 00:20:09,248
to your healthcare
provider immediately.
474
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,833
Damn prototypes.
475
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,626
Robot: Don't forget to
give us five stars.
476
00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:13,920
I want to take a trip.
477
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,505
Gurdeep: A trip?
478
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,681
Huh? Peace of mind.
479
00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:28,683
I'm down to go on a trip.
480
00:20:28,684 --> 00:20:30,435
Wait. Actually,
481
00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:32,020
I have some
seminars I can't miss.
482
00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:33,772
You should go, though.
483
00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:35,525
(robot beeping)
484
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,277
Robot:
Help. Kindly reposition me.
485
00:20:39,278 --> 00:20:40,445
Help. Help. Help.
486
00:20:40,446 --> 00:20:41,529
Jaspreet: I gotta call my boy.
487
00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:43,449
- Robot: Help.
- Yo, Frenchy,
488
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,492
these delivery robots, man,
are they, like, possessed?
489
00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:46,869
- Help. Help. Help.
- You know...
490
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,248
What?
491
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,499
Why? He literally
just said I should go.
492
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,890
Supinder:
Doesn't matter.
493
00:21:03,636 --> 00:21:05,304
(robot beeping)
494
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,722
Robot: Visit
JaspreetPurewalRealty.ca
495
00:21:07,723 --> 00:21:09,767
to find your-
496
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,643
Try our new...
497
00:21:11,644 --> 00:21:14,063
...dish packed full of
homemade flavours.
498
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,189
Oh my God.
499
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,482
Please rate us
five out of five stars.
500
00:21:17,483 --> 00:21:19,610
Please, don't come after me!
501
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,611
Save me! Please!
502
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,988
(phone chiming)
503
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:25,240
I just feel like
you're judging me.
504
00:21:25,241 --> 00:21:26,825
What? How?
505
00:21:26,826 --> 00:21:30,246
If I take this job, then I'm not
going to be an artist anymore,
506
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,831
and when we met,
we were both artists.
507
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,499
And I feel like if I do this,
I won't be one,
508
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,794
and then I just, like,
I won't be good enough for you.
509
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,547
Okay, look,
I just want you to do the thing
510
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,089
that you really want to do.
511
00:21:41,090 --> 00:21:43,174
Dancing was my dream.
It was my life.
512
00:21:43,175 --> 00:21:45,970
And now, like, I look at it
and my career
513
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,680
just hasn't panned out the way
that I wanted it to.
514
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,597
What's going on?
I've never seen you like this.
515
00:21:49,598 --> 00:21:51,307
That's because, sometimes,
I have to be the one
516
00:21:51,308 --> 00:21:52,977
freaking out, as well.
517
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,353
It's not like there's jobs
518
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,521
falling from the sky into my lap
from my follower count.
519
00:21:56,522 --> 00:21:58,399
They're not just
falling into my lap.
520
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,442
I know. I know. I'm just...
521
00:22:00,443 --> 00:22:05,239
I'm exhausted, okay?
(sighing)
522
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,450
I feel like
I'm always auditioning,
523
00:22:08,451 --> 00:22:11,077
and I'm always hustling,
524
00:22:11,078 --> 00:22:14,707
and I have my joe job,
525
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,750
and then I still have to have my
parents help me,
526
00:22:16,751 --> 00:22:18,376
and now Ashley's
offered me this gig.
527
00:22:18,377 --> 00:22:21,130
And I get
to use my body, okay?
528
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:22,882
And I don't have
to sit behind a desk,
529
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,343
and it's good, and
it's stable and it's steady.
530
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,971
And what? Am I just too good for
stable and steady?
531
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:35,060
Jasmeet: Honestly, I- I didn't
know you felt like this.
532
00:22:35,061 --> 00:22:37,313
You could've just come to me.
I would've helped you.
533
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,191
When?
When I was helping you?
534
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,193
(sighing) I know you've been
dealing with
535
00:22:43,194 --> 00:22:45,278
a lot of stuff
with your family,
536
00:22:45,279 --> 00:22:48,740
so I've just kind of had
to do this on my own.
537
00:22:48,741 --> 00:22:50,617
I wasn't trying to
make it all about me.
538
00:22:50,618 --> 00:22:52,243
I can be there for you, too.
539
00:22:52,244 --> 00:22:53,328
Maanvi:
No, he can't.
540
00:22:53,329 --> 00:22:55,247
He can only take care
of his own shit.
541
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,459
He'll make you
fend for yourself.
542
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:01,711
He doesn't think
of his family.
543
00:23:01,712 --> 00:23:03,422
If he doesn't care
about any of us,
544
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:06,842
why would he care
about Rebecca?
545
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,094
Neal: See?
546
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:12,056
It's like I was saying,
he's selfish.
547
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,682
- You guys want some more milk?
- Maanvi: Oh, yeah, yes.
548
00:23:14,683 --> 00:23:15,768
Neal: Here.
549
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,770
Thank you.
That's- that's it.
550
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:19,905
(both trilling)
551
00:23:20,648 --> 00:23:23,359
- Phuphar.
- (splashing)
552
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,861
What a nice boy!
553
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,613
(both trilling)
554
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:29,364
I'm not selfish.
I think of others.
555
00:23:29,365 --> 00:23:31,116
I think of all of you.
556
00:23:31,117 --> 00:23:34,787
(all laughing)
557
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:38,289
- (sneezing)
- All: Bless you.
558
00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:39,499
What?
559
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,251
Rebecca: I said bless you.
I get it.
560
00:23:41,252 --> 00:23:44,337
You're allergic
to fucking dogs!
561
00:23:44,338 --> 00:23:46,842
- (Rebecca sighing)
- (phone chiming)
562
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,387
(phone chiming)
563
00:23:52,388 --> 00:23:56,393
(snoring)
564
00:24:03,232 --> 00:24:05,652
(snoring)
565
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:09,905
(thudding)
566
00:24:13,993 --> 00:24:17,079
(snoring)
567
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,836
(snoring)
568
00:24:26,338 --> 00:24:27,923
(door opening)
569
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:31,019
- (door closing)
- (snoring)
570
00:24:36,974 --> 00:24:40,227
You know, most girls
would be grateful
571
00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:44,105
if I bought them
a dress and a jacket.
572
00:24:44,106 --> 00:24:46,526
I'm not girls.
573
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:54,034
You like
the tablet, right?
574
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,871
Come here.
575
00:25:00,414 --> 00:25:03,041
? Open my book
and look inside ?
576
00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:05,920
? You'll find the truth
between the lies ?
577
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,797
? Rip out the pages,
there's nothing left ?
578
00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:11,717
? Writing my story's
got me a mess ?
579
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:14,010
? Voices in my head ?
580
00:25:14,011 --> 00:25:18,140
? They're screaming,
"take a chance" ?
581
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:19,975
? I'm always in a mood ?
582
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:21,143
Come here.
583
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:23,562
? I don't know what to do ?
584
00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:27,776
? I've got an attitude ?
585
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:31,945
? They say I care too much ?
586
00:25:31,946 --> 00:25:34,698
? That I'm
the only one I trust ?
587
00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:37,242
? Nothing ain't never enough ?
588
00:25:37,243 --> 00:25:39,621
(phone chiming)
589
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:51,547
Okay, look, something
I've really loved about you
590
00:25:51,548 --> 00:25:52,799
is how fearless you are
591
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,759
when it comes to chasing
your career opportunities.
592
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,011
It took me a while to get
to a place where I'm not, like,
593
00:25:57,012 --> 00:25:59,097
stressing about
my credit cards declining,
594
00:25:59,098 --> 00:26:01,600
and I only got there
because of your support.
595
00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:04,937
So...
(exhaling sharply)
596
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,896
...if you want to
teach yoga, I support you.
597
00:26:06,897 --> 00:26:09,607
If you want to do nothing at
all, I support you.
598
00:26:09,608 --> 00:26:11,110
If you want to all of
a sudden switch it up
599
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,612
and start robbing banks and
dealing coke to the cartel,
600
00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:16,114
I support you there, too.
601
00:26:16,115 --> 00:26:19,159
Okay?
Because I love you.
602
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,621
(sighing)
603
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,000
What if...
604
00:26:27,001 --> 00:26:30,045
I started my own studio?
A dance studio.
605
00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:33,047
Yeah! Holy shit.
That would be amazing!
606
00:26:33,048 --> 00:26:34,466
- Really?
- Yes!
607
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:37,260
You're like
the best dancer I know!
608
00:26:37,261 --> 00:26:39,054
Okay, but...
(sighing)
609
00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:41,306
...what if it's
easier said than done?
610
00:26:41,307 --> 00:26:42,600
Dude, Ashley did it
611
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,476
and she's, like, trafficking
puppies or whatever.
612
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:46,812
Okay?
We could figure it out together.
613
00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:50,106
I could help you make the best
marketing plan, all right?
614
00:26:50,107 --> 00:26:51,525
Okay.
615
00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:53,986
All right.
Check this out.
616
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,945
This is crazy.
617
00:26:55,946 --> 00:26:58,531
No, crazy's good.
Crazy is good. Okay?
618
00:26:58,532 --> 00:27:01,117
Oh, my God.
You missed your flight.
619
00:27:01,118 --> 00:27:03,621
It's fine. I'll just get
the next influencer movie.
620
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:07,207
Oh, my God. No, no.
I'm- I'm so, so sorry.
621
00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:08,291
Seriously, it's chill.
622
00:27:08,292 --> 00:27:09,543
They're gonna make
like 50 sequels.
623
00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:11,461
By that time, they'll be
at Dwarves of Lahore.
624
00:27:11,462 --> 00:27:14,006
I'll be in it, you know?
625
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:18,677
Trust me, that ship has sailed,
that plane has fleen-
626
00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:21,387
flewn- flin?
627
00:27:21,388 --> 00:27:23,515
That plane has flowed.
628
00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:24,850
- Flung?
- Flung.
629
00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:26,477
The plane has flung
out of the sky.
630
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,395
I'm not on it. The plane's gone.
Let's just say the plane's gone.
631
00:27:29,396 --> 00:27:31,022
I'm nowhere near it.
It's- it's gone.
632
00:27:31,023 --> 00:27:34,026
? Golden light ?
633
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:37,905
? You leave me bruised,
but I don't mind it ?
634
00:27:40,491 --> 00:27:44,202
? It's dangerous,
but I still dive in ?
635
00:27:44,203 --> 00:27:46,955
(news theme music playing)
636
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:51,751
News anchor: In breaking news,
the streaming app Yolked TV
637
00:27:51,752 --> 00:27:54,880
has been pulled before its
highly anticipated launch,
638
00:27:54,881 --> 00:27:58,299
as it's been uncovered to be
a Chinese malware spying app.
639
00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:00,969
All creators involved in
the app are currently facing
640
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,221
federal investigation.
For more on this story...
641
00:28:03,222 --> 00:28:04,890
We should fight more often.
642
00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:07,017
...we go live to outside
the Los Angeles courtroom...
643
00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:07,934
Mm-hmm.
644
00:28:07,935 --> 00:28:09,560
...where Misty Sparks
and the other...
645
00:28:09,561 --> 00:28:13,107
? One thing you
can't take from me ?
646
00:28:15,109 --> 00:28:19,195
? This gift could
drive you insane ?
647
00:28:19,196 --> 00:28:22,199
? My fists would fight
that one on one ?
648
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,700
? And turn one thing
into another ?
649
00:28:24,701 --> 00:28:28,248
? I swear life's been
impatient with me ?
650
00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:31,749
? If... ?
651
00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,544
? It's for me ?
652
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,673
? Let's... ?
653
00:28:36,723 --> 00:28:41,273
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