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Hmmm. I see.

Pull it a bit?

Yes, pull, stretch it,

yes, yes, good… with your finger.

Pull it a bit more, another centimeter.

Hmmm. Okay, I get it.

Just a second…

I see. Pull it a bit more, a fraction more...

one sec, one sec

Yes.

Pull it, just pull on it.

I see, I see.

You can sit, I need to talk to you.

Sit down please.

Tell me, who advised you to contact me?

I wouldn’t touch your penis at all,

It’s beautifully shaped.

Classic!

But...

your scrotum, I'd lift it a little,

give it a nice round shape,

even though you know that’s not going to save you.

Shark

Roman Yanshon

Publishing House...

Tell me, ladies, are you assertive when you're at work

or at home or at the bank or everywhere, or primarily just in your career?

Coming five months now to receive your money.

Get that?

And then what will you do?

O hello!

Thanks.

There’s eight here?

Here, take this, don’t worry.

Thanks.

Let me tell you a short story.

Once upon a time, there was no work,

the word “work” didn’t exist in people’s minds.

So what did they do?

Nothing.

One day, one of them invented work,

but they didn’t have a clue what to do with the work,

Until one day...

one of the younger ones,

a good for nothing type,

the kind who can't… even steal an egg from an eagle’s nest,

a total asshole,

he was the one, took him a few tries but he did it.

He was the only one who worked, he called it a “gig”.

So because he was the only one working, he felt entitled to demand pretty girls…

Money, there was none yet,

but a short time later, he was the king.

King!

He had great food, pretty girls, everything!

At some point he decided to teach other people how to work.

and then when people began seeing that their work was as good as his,

they just killed him.

Even back then people didn’t like monopolists,

so after people started working they reached the conclusion

that they need to swallow up the ones who aren’t working,

and then of course everyone started working, even the invalids.

That’s when competition first started among workers.

So, why am I telling you all this?

Cause actually nothing’s changed,

you need to work so you don’t get wiped.

and the first person who’ll wipe you out

is your wife.

No.

Sure!

And I'll tell you something else.

When the day comes along and you stand there on the Afterlife’s doormat,

the first question you'll get asked is,

“Can you?”

then heaven forbid if your answer’s no!

And I'm tell you all this ‘cause I'm worried about you,

because I want to wrap you up to protect you,

because I care about you.

Here you are, coming five months now to receive your money.

What does that mean?

They, you have to tell them that you can,

because if you cannot, then your wife cannot too...

He reminds me of an owl, you know, with those glasses of his.

Interesting, what the reproduction rate of owls is.

Kesem, he’s a guy, he can wait.

You're a woman, your clock’s ticking. You're not getting any younger.

The birds are on the wing,

everything’s blossoming, and that idiot’s not even doing anything.

What did I ask for,

to thread a needle?

Just get you pregnant…

Dad, stop digging…

Me? Digging?

Kesem, we want grandchildren.

Hello mister Topol.

Good evenning Roman.

I didn't know that you would come to us today

You know that I don’t like you.

Do you know why? -Why?

Because being a good person is not enough,

and the toxicity of your simplicity is dangerous and criminal.

Therefore, one day you are on horseback, and the other is under your hooves.

Incidentally, I found a job in the office, I will work in the fund.

So, am I on a horse?

In any case, it's good that you found a job.

Kesem, thank you for accepting me.

Haaaa, hmmm, haaa... Hmmm...

Grandkids, grandkids.

Bye Dad!

You know...

Why don’t you want to take the job he’s offering?

It can help us.

But I've spoken with you a thousand times about that.

Stop being such an egoist.

I'm sleeping.

You said women have periods when they have no libido,

but this is what I found in the my closet… at home.

That’s a problem, most certainly, but...

a product made of rubber shouldn’t really be what’s bothering you.

You need to look deeper.

Look more deeper?

You’ve got to dive into the deep end

and explore the reasons for your wife distancing from you.

You're ignoring warnings that are screaming at you.

it’s distancing you from the focal purpose.

Okay, forget it...

what about the book?

I haven’t finished reading it.

What do you mean?

I started reading, got through a few pages.

I came here...

to get an opinion...

pa… pay good money for it,

Sorry, I'm not a book reviewer.

You wrote a book about… about animals,

about a flying shark that wants to be a dancer…

I feel like I've been fucked over!

Listen, my field is something else altogether,

I'm interested in… you,

and the book, what can we do… it won't save you.

You're like a diamond drill, it can drill really hard stuff,

but without any rest, or synthetic grease, you'll just overheat and break.

Diamond drill?

Know what they do with a busted diamond drill, do you?

They bring a disc saw and finish it off.

Hey.

You are the neighbor, right?

Did you ever beat up on any woman?

Boom!

You know my wife?

Can you read more quietly?

Of course I can.

What do you say, should we do something interesting today?

What interesting… I'm wiped. I had such a tough day.

Really? What? What happened?

I worked, not like you.

Wow… hats off to you, really,

but you know...

sex isn't… it isn't something negative that you’ve got to cope with.

You just listen, and I'll just get on you, and it'll just happen,

you get how simple that is...

Yeah.

Here we will learn true facts about the seahorse.

The seahorse is named so because it looks like

it was made from the mold of a tiny horse

except they ran out of clay before they got to the important parts.

The seahorse is not the strongest of swimmers

more of an aggressive floating behavior.

Imagine trying to propel yourself on a skateboard solely

by waving Dave's menu back and forth really fast

If you want to work here and be successful,

You should know a few things...

for example, did you see a pallet next to the door?

Pallet? Gray, with wheels?

Right. Gray with wheels.

Yes. -It weighs about two tons.

Two tons! Wow…

I want you to take it out now.

No... no probs.

By hand.

By hand means, like…

By hand means by hand. Like, by hand, with hands.

I…

What’s up, cat got your tongue? -Two tons.

Two tons... Sit.

You didn’t try to use your head for even a second.

Go make me a coffee.

Cup of coffe, now? For you?

What’s up, cat got your tongue?

Tell you what…

You write here: a technician, mechnicial...

You didn’t try even for a second to use your head, not a single second.

For me that’s the most important.

Okay, never mind.

If you get injured or cut, it’d be better for you to die otherwise

cause I'll need to eradicate you. Got that?

I'll try to stay healthy.

It’s definitely worth it for you to stay healthy.

We have it there...

The paper is stored there,

the mess is there,

but it's okay, normal, ut's very nice work...

we get normal money, sometimes extra...

You need to work.

This is our place, warehouse.

You see, our products.

Come inside, check out.

It'is okay, okay... you can go there.

Don't worry, don't... you see there the slovel.

Put things in order, okay?

Don't miss, there are cameras too, they can check you.

Can I sit down?

You can, but it’s not worthwhile.

Sit, sit, what did I buy this place for?

Thanks.

Aaron.

Roman.

You know, Roman, you're dressed like someone going to the office.

Yes, before this I worked in an office so I just got used to it. A habit, you know?

Habit?

Yeah.

Ha?

Haha?

When you think about it,

habits are like...

a matchbox,

one match burns, all of them burn.

If you manage to change one habit,

your entire life changes.

What are you doing in the factory?

Helping. Are you from the human resources department?

No.

Employment Bureau?

Yeah.

Did you have to see that religious official?

Yeah.

Me too.

Did he tell you about how you have to say “I can” and how he invented work?

Yeah, yeah. - And...

How people get swallowed?

Yeah, that’s exactly what he told me.

He told me exactly the same thing.

Wow, he played that trick on me too.

Does he ever know how to persuade a person!

So were you actually at home for a long time?

Five months.

Five months at home, maybe that’s why you look a bit messed up.

But what was his trick, I don’t get it?

They encode you when you're at your weakest, then there’s no way out.

That’s the burnt matches.

I see.

I see.

Just as well your wife… you gotta hide things from her.

What do you get married for?

For free sex,

but there’s always one girl

who wants more from you for the sake of a fuck.

My wife’s like that, her father too.

What, her father?

He thinks I'm a loser and wants me to work at his insurance company.

What’s wrong with working at his insurance company?

No, it’s just that… just I can't stand him.

So what did he say about you working here?

What… It's fine...

Didn’t you tell her? Didn’t you tell your wife? Didn't tell them?

What, are you crazy?

I just didn’t really have when. I…

Oh God what an idiot you are! Look, you're ruining your life.

- You hear that, Artem? - Yeah!

That’s how it turned out. What can I do!

So you're a liar.

Gimme your phone.

You can stop-- -Gimme your phone.

- Yeah, no probs. Write this down-- - Give it here, c'mon. One second. Tell me.

Gimme your phone.

72…

72

- Aaaaa-- - 054

72-- -72

- 17-- - 17 and?

477

Wait second...

Were you here this morning?

Yeah, I have a bag there...

Enough! Enough! Enough!

What, do I look like a clown? Really a clown.

I'm also nuts about sex! Sex! Sexxxxx!

Roman, I heard you’ve back in the routine?

Lies. Lies lies...

I'm working in the paper factory, a regular laborer.

Wow, just imagining you working in the factory. Just too unbelievable.

I'm with you.

Don’t make us laugh.

Why?

Options come along to people

who are capable of being different to what they really are.

You don't fit physical labor.

I haven’t eaten all day, because Roman said his wife’s an incredible cook.

Did you really say that?

I said you cook really well. I'm allowed to say that, no?

Not only allowed, but you should say it!

A woman needs to know her guy talks about her.

How’d I forget you're coming.

Never mind, never mind. it’s okay.

So how do you… are you related to them? Are you the sister of someone here?

Sister?

Sister.

Why ‘sister’?

‘Cause you look like both of them, something about your hair.

You know, when I see a pretty woman I'm...

paralyzed.

Name?

Dafna, and no, I'm Kesem’s friend.

Dafna, okay.

Dafna...

Kesem, when Roman said your name I'm dumbfounded, Kesem!

But now that I see you, it really suits you. Perfectly, actually!

Roman knows how to choose a wife.

And his wife knows how to choose a friend.

You're cool guys. You're cool guys!

Where’d you meet my husband?

Before his studies, he worked for me.

So why weren’t you at our wedding?

I wanted to come, I really really wanted to, but… I was overseas, on business.

Business there was…

Okay, so, let’s eat.

Wine?

Yeah, bring it over here, I'll open the bottle.

Give me.

You don’t ask, Roman. You just pour.

Shall we drink?

Really good wine.

Cheers!

Salut!

Hehe...

One second, hang on, I want to say a few words.

Can I?

It's important... really.

I'm... it's really something special... When Roman was still a little kid

I always knew that one day he would have a supportive, special wife...

Thanks, Aaron.

Dafna...

- Yeh-yeh-- - Let’s go smoke again?

Can you maybe talk a bit less?

Are you totally nuts? How did you even get here? How?

I need to check what’s going on here.

Nothing needs to be checked!

I have to, can't you see something’s going on here?

Yesterday I heard about him for the first time, now I know him too well.

Matches Roman perfectly, a friend who’s 50s if not going on 60s.

Something’s not figuring right.

Here, it’s a fact, your husband is a homo.

Yeah, even though he looks so straight.

If I come here, and you want conclusions from me,

I need to understand who’s the victim and who’s the enemy,

and you know what? The victim is you.

- Kesem is egotistic and a witch, - Quiet. quiet, quiet.

and that one, Dafna...

a ho, but a classy ho,

I must say, but real class.

Did you see how they looked at each other, how Roman was a bit stressed,

and not too pleased that Aaron turned up?

Probably when he was little Aaron was sexuality harassed.

You couldn’t make more disgusting shitty food than this if you tried.

Shout, shout out louder, so everyone can hear you! C'mon, let them hear!

I'm saying it again.

Stop being stressed.

I'm not stressed! I'm not!

Stop... stop being stressed! I'm-- -I'm not stressed! I'm not!

Stop screaming, don’t scream! Talk quietly, whisper.

- I'm acting weird-- - Talk softly!

- Talk softly!-- - I'm acting... I'm acti...

- Lesson to me, I'm acting weird-- - They hear us. Talk softly.

I'm acting weird because I want to understand what's going on here.

I want to get a response from them, do you understand?

What’s there to see here?

- D’you see? - What’s there to see here?

D’you see? -No!

- I got it, and you didn’t? - No, I didn't get...

What’s to get?

There’s a motive here!

- They hate you! - You're sick...

- Try understand me-- - You're sick in the head.

You're just saying that.

Huh?

You're just throwing that out into the ether, right?

I'm not saying it without reason.

I'm telling you, food that isn't tasty doesn’t meant it isn't healthy…

periodt!

Hello, hello, is this the publishing company?

Yeah, I received a letter from you,

I sent you a book and got back a very negative letter…

That it wasn’t accepted, yeah.

Heh...

I wanted to know why,

if there’s some way I can get an opinion… I'd be very happy to hear?

But I… what did I pay a hundred shekels for?

Then I want my hundred shekels back.

You don’t do that? No...

So why behave like a complete moron?

Who called you a moron? I didn’t call you moron...

Hallo!

Fuck!

Let me come in.

Sorry.

May I come in please?

This is for you.

I know you,

third floor, apartment twelve.

Let me in. You got coffee?

Got coffee, or not?

I haven’t got any milk.

Let me in. It’ll take just a minute,

you need me, you know me. I know you.

In a second I'll tell you how.

What if I gave you the chance of taking a bite off life?

Aaah! You’d probably love it! Sure you’d love it! Idiot.

What I love most is bastards like you, people with no balls.

Sometimes I feel like killing you, just because of the way your face looks.

From the way you look I feel like…

I wanna...

grab you by the eye, push it in… that… and do…

something that’ll turn you into an imbecile.

Sometimes I have this rush of violence bursting out

and I want get you… bury you!

Sorry.

So?

What do you think?

...therefore the stench varies with gas.

It also depends on what food you eat, yes.

You should strive for proper nutrition.

It happens that after farting you shit in your pants.

It happens, we are just people.

Crap one's pants is not a crime.

It just says that you are not completely familiar with your body.

A woman, if she says to you, “I love you”

she's either hiding something or she wants something.

That’s how women are, totally, that’s women, and that’s the problem with men,

men think that if there’s a few light stains on the picture

that’s it, the picture can't ever be murky.

You’ve got to take care of yourself.

The more you lie to your wife

the bigger the abyss between you will get, and it just gets huger and huger

all the time.

She’s waiting, waiting, to bite you, you'll never in your life get it up,

and you need to listen to me.

You look adult, but you're nothing, a no-good.

Yeah, did any woman ever look at you…

What woman would even want to marry you?!

I haven’t got a clue.

A woman looks, marries, and you're like an idiot. You get home,

she’s trying to work and separate… and you don’t see,

you're playing like some moron with these glasses of yours!

What, are you stupid? Can't you see you're being bluffed?

You're lying, how much lying can you do!

To your wife, to me, to Artem?

Only weak people lie

and when I realized that, it was already too late to fix it

and now look where I am!

And you're with me and I'm not married anymore but you are married.

She doesn’t love you.

Bitch!

You need to do something about yourself

so that Kesem will start relating to you.

I'm sure she’s cheating on you.

I don’t believe it.

Neither did I believe it,

but sub-text,

think constantly about the sub-text,

- think of the sub-text. - Drink! Drink!

You're fried, totally fried,

Totally fried,

You never in your life argued with her,

You never argued with her,

tried to tell her the truth.

I didn’t want to disappoint her.

So you lied.

She makes the most disgusting food in the world,

on purpose!

True.

True.

She wants to tell you something with that.

She’s giving you a sign.

What kind of sign?

That you need to be a real tough pimp.

A rough beast! Aaaah!

A wild beast!

Rape her, rape her! Aah!

I don’t really know how to rape, I've never raped women.

Did you hear him, Artem?

Did you at least think about it?

imagine it?

Of course not.

We’ve got to do something about that.

Simulation...

uh?

- Artem, get up, go over there. - Yeap.

Roman...

go over there too.

Artem will be the woman, and you be the man. -What for?

Up up up up, there's no time! C'mon, up. C'mon already.

Okay, now you need to get her suddenly...

and rape her.

Don’t want to.

Ok, come on!

Shake off that don’t want of yours...

C'mon.

Shake it off! Life is… it’s a game!

We’re here directing your rape scene

so it'll be easier for you later in reality.

C'mon, rape me now!

C'mon, grab her there…

C'mon, rape me!

Artem, Artem, Artem what are you doing?

What?

You're the girl, he’s the guy!

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!

you're supposed to be behind, c'mon!

Come on, Artem, you are a woman!

Roman, floor him, drop him down! No! Shit...

What?

He’s the guy, you're the girl!

Is that what you do?

There’s even balls here… balls.

- This not wanting sex of yours? - Where’d you get that from?

What?

I'm also nuts about sex!

She threw me out, said she’d call the police if I didn’t leave.

Did you at least rape her?

What rape.

I gave it to you to read.

You didn’t read my book.

You threw it in the trash.

Do I interest you?

Do I even interest you?!

Listen to me! Listen to me now!

It’s me,

it’s totally me,

I'm not there, it’s totally me,

it’s totally me,

there’s no more me, no more me, not here, not there, not there.

It’s me!

Honey.

You don’t get that.

You're not that miserable,

you're not that stupid as you try to appear.

You're not that ugly,

You just do everything to avoid liability.

You're a narcissist, chauvinist, who doesn’t know how to accept a woman

and you enjoy people thinking you're nothing

‘cause your game works on them and turns them into idiots.

You chose to attack them with your apathy,

there’s nothing noble about aggressive apathy

and you just wait to be alone,

you're not nuts about your loneliness,

there’s no whore more perfect than loneliness

but I've got news for you,

that whore’s also getting old,

and if you don’t look after it now

you won't be able to get it out of your life.

So, what, are you blaming me?

Only you.

You're just my missus, you're nothing special, just simple...

One request, look…

“And the day shall come and darkness will be replaced by light,

I want to be a bird

And not float but fly

And not survive above the waves

But live in the clouds.”

Well, really, what, are you some kind of kid, to write such rubbish?

Your dialogues aren’t believable, not at all.

Here’s that apathy of yours again.

Hi man, need a ride?

No thanks.

You wanna bluff me?

Yeh?

- No. - No?

Mushroom tea.

Once there was a sea horse,

it wanted to find its destiny,

swam to the ocean.

Filthy shark.

It met a fish along the way, the fish said,

if you give me half your money

I'll give you my back fin,

and you can sail faster.

It gave him the back fin,

he sailed, sailed, sailed, sailed, sailed…

met a crab.

The crab said, if you give me half of what you’ve got left,

I'll give you a feeler

and you'll be able to navigate the way better.

He gave it half the money.

Navigated navigated navigated, sailed, sailed, sailed, arrived at the ocean,

and met a shark.

The shark said to him, if you give me half your money

I'll show you the way to your destiny.

Opened its mouth.

Here.

Fragile, crumbles easily

takes all the worlds problems on his shoulders

falls like a leaf on the breath of every light wind

simply, fragile, crumbles easily.

Fragile, crumbles easily

searches for himself, searches all the time

take things to heart, thinks this is the end of the world

simply, fragile, crumbles easily.

Fragile, crumbles easily

takes all the worlds problems on his shoulders

falls like a leaf on the breath of every light wind

simply, fragile, crumbles easily.

I need patrol vehicle...

Frishman 65, Frishman 65. I've got a burglary, urgent, right now.

Thank you.

I got fired.

You know, I intend to go back to Kesem.

I was a builder.

I had everything. I had a home,

a wife, three kids. Caesarea,

fifty workers!

it happens...

that soldiers don’t come back... it happens.

And she...

never stopped crying...

So I left her. I left her! I went and found another woman.

They flew to the States,

not a single call did I get from them,

I don’t even know how my grandchildren look.

To this day I have debts.

They took… they wiped me of everything.

Took me to the cleaners.

I don’t blame my boy for deciding...

to go.

Happens.

Happens.

Truth is, it’s possible to fix…

it’s possible,

but you need...

two persons...

You can go.

Fucker.

I had an abortion because I realized that I don't want children...

from you.

it doesn't matter anymore and I still feel like I need air.

Anyway, I'm flying with Greenpeace to Asia to save seahorses.

You suddenly changed, becoming...

I don't know.

It wasn't planned, I didn't plan anything.

I'm sorry.

Because of you we are in this situation.

Dad enough!

You ruined our lives.

Dad!

I got pregnant and when I realized what happened I had an abortion. I'm sorry.

I don't know why I was mad at you more than about myself.

Owl!

Wait, did you read my book?

I need to go to the hospital...

Someone tried to strangle her.

Is Dafna in the hospital?

How are you?

So you're here over the matter of Aaron Levy?

Aaron Levy,

yes, I remember, plot 35.

Aaron Levy, I remember his funeral.

Very, very sad, maybe three people turned up to his funeral.

You know, there are people here…

David Rapilov, plot 24, passed away two years ago.

I remember his funeral very well. Four busloads arrived,

Three GMCs, four minibuses, the parking lot here was full,

the whole street was full, such a lot of respect, that’s respect,

but Aaron Levy…

Where do you know him from? Friend?

Work.

Work? It’s not possible to come to the funeral?

You know, Ruth Appelbull is here, wife the of Hamashbir CEO,

the entire city turned up, what respect,

what awe, just extraordinary...

Helicopters arrived, helicopters!

The parking lot was full to the brim,

streets... that’s not a funeral, it’s a celebration.

Here you go, Aaron Levy.

I want a yacht.

I worked... I worked very hard.

it’s a small thing. Not something that you can't fix,

Please, I deserve it!

I'll think about it.-- -I deserve it!

- Hey! - Excuse me, that’s Roman’s contract.

Thanks, Daniel.

Oh Roman!

Did you know Ron, he’s already left

and do me a favor, get rid of that ugly bag.

Roman, come and sit down, sit down!

What am I doing?

Roman Yanshon.

You know, I'm already at an age that...

it’s hard to surprise me,

I've been through all kinds of things.

One thing I know for sure,

you wrote your book so that I'd publish it.

That’s utterly clear to me.

But you know, these days it’s hard to earn a living from that,

which is why I've got to do other things

to support the artistry that I later get to doing.

In any event...

I'm reading your book and I feel like I'm crying,

I'm all tears.

Get it?

I was so moved.

Maybe because of the shark, maybe because of...

the whales,

you managed through the story of sea creatures to convey,

in fact, our own world,

and the pain of human suffering,

but something bothers me, something wasn’t believable,

and I tried understanding what wasn’t right,

what was disturbing me from relating to your book

as an outstanding work,

I gave it to Ron to read. Maybe some brilliant idea would come from him

and then you brought the latest version of “Fish also Drown.”

And here, you successfully resolved all the issues

that appeared in the earlier draft.

Suddenly it all fit into place,

maybe because the whales...

it seems, commit suicide as they're tossed onto the beach,

and this image of toothless sharks,

it’s so powerful, it’s got such...

it’s got such presence and passion, and really,

the biggest change you made, which is no less genius than your book,

you changed one word,

instead of “shark” you used “sea horse”.

In fact, it’s the story of a sea horse!

Great, so let’s get to the practical issues. This is your contract,

sign here, at the section titles and at the end, with your full name,

I'll be honest with you,

you're going to earn only 11 cents from the whole book.

I know it’s not a whole lot, I know you deserve more.

But it’s nevertheless your first book

and I'm the guy who in fact is risking the bulk of the money.

But you’ve got nothing to worry about, there’ll be more books,

I can promise you that right now,

that I'll publish your next book

and people will buy your books, because people want to buy Roman Yanshon,

You'll be a super author,

the whole country needs books of the kind you write,

and I'm the one who found you,

and I know, I know that together you and me, we’re going to make this big.

Huge!

Excuse me, who are you? Did you set an appointment here?

Ha ha ha, how’s it going? Did you miss me?

I haven’t seen you for ages, c'mon, come inside.

Did you come to visit, or to work?

I don’t… are you gonna sit here again for six months?

What, you gonna get six salaries again?

I can't treat you anymore.

Go away, I don’t have time now, make an appointment,

Ruthie, don’t bring people in here without having set it up with me.

I've got a phone. You call the secretaries.

You don’t just enter, barge in like that,

I'm in the middle of some very serious work,

Stop it, don’t disturb me,

I've got such a headache.

Stop bothering me, stop driving me nuts!

Stop it, how long can this go on for?

Jobless people.

How many hours can a person work, anyhow? Minimum wage.

What, is there an end to this?