All language subtitles for Dating Naked UK (2024) S01E05 Kiss Kiss.en

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Previously
on "Dating Naked,"

while some graduated
from stark-naked daters

to stark-naked soulmates--

- Oh, we're exclusive.

- --others found their
connections under scrutiny.

- I think Dom likes Romeo
more than he likes her.

- The arrival of two naked
newbies shook things up.

- I did a bit of dom work.
- You know what?

I like a spank.
- Yeah

- Zack.
- Emily.

- Emily, nice to meet you.
She's my type.

She's fit.

She's got a really great body.

- And at the Dumping Ground,
some relationships

were made stronger--

- The person that
I want to save, Dan.

- Really?
- Really.

- --while others were broken.

- Romeo, if you
receive one more vote,

your time will be over.

- Romeo.

- The hell is this?

- Tonight will be
a double dumping.

Girls, one of you will
be going home tonight.

And Romeo, before you go,
you'll have the first vote.

- ♪ I guess I'll be
the bearer of bad news ♪

♪ 'Cause someone's
got to start this fire ♪

- OK, well,
let's get down to business.

Zack, it's now over to you.

As a naked newbie,
you get the opportunity

to save one of our girls.

Remember, as a fellow newcomer,
Monica is already safe.

Which girl do you fancy
the most and want to save?

- I've had a great time
getting to know

each and every one of you.

However, this one girl
did stick out to me.

We got on really well.

And so tonight,
I choose to save--

♪ ♪

Emily.

- Oh, my god.

- Well, congratulations Emily.

You are safe
to date another day.

So that means Dom,

Tiarne, Lauren,

Tiegan,
you are all at risk

of going home tonight.

Tiegan, why should you stay
in the "Dating Naked" house?

- When me and Jono got
to the cabana suite,

things did, like,
get a bit steamy.

But I feel like we're really
building a connection.

- Lauren.

- Since being with Billy,
like, my head is not turning.

Like, I've literally
got, like, tunnel vision.

- Tiarne.

- I walked in
obviously choosing Dan

because aesthetically
he was my typical type.

But the chemistry
wasn't there for us.

And I see more
of it as a friend.

But it's always been Mike.

- Dominik.

- So I feel like I've been
nothing but true and genuine,

not only to myself, but to
Romeo and to everyone else

in here as well.

So I think it would be a shame
to, you know, leave tonight.

- OK, it's time to find out
the fate of the girls.

[dramatic music]

Romeo, tell me
the name of the girl

you wish to join you
in being dumped

from the "Dating Naked" house.

- So I feel like
this person, I don't

think she's genuine in the way
she feels about that person.

The girl I'll be
dumping will be--

Tiarne.

♪ ♪

- Mike.

- I have started getting on
with this girl

a little bit better,
but the person I would like

to dump from the house is--

Dominik.
- Fake, man.

You men are fake.

- Next up, Dan.

- This person, I think, has
the least genuine connection.

And that's what
we're all here for.

So the person
I'd like to dump is--

♪ ♪

Tiarne.

- As it stands, Dominik,
you currently have one vote.

Tiarne, you have two.

If you receive one more vote,
you will be leaving

the "Dating Naked" house.

♪ ♪

Next up, Billy.

- Oh, this is so hard to do.

Obviously, I love her.

She's a nice girl.

She's caring, but, um,
the girl I'm going to dump--

♪ ♪

Dominik.

- Fuck.
I knew it.

- Whatever.

- So after four votes,
Dominik has two,

Tiarne has two.

Just one more vote for either
will send one of you home.

Jono.

- Genuinely,
it's nothing personal at all.

And obviously, I feel sick.

That's how hard
a decision it is.

But the person I want
to dump from the house is--

♪ ♪

Tiarne.

- [sighs]

♪ ♪

[exhales]

- Tiarne, Romeo,

you have both
been amazing daters.

You really, really have.

Romeo, is there anything you
want to say before you leave?

[gentle piano music]

- ♪ Darling,
just come over ♪

♪ Before we let go ♪

♪ Like a bullet from a gun ♪

[sobbing]

- 'Cause, well--
- I know.

- Romeo, to take a minute.

Tiarne, what would you
like to say to Mike?

- It's not over.
I'll see you on the outside.

- I'll see you soon.
Don't worry.

- Romeo.

- As you can see, this is--
this is not fake.

And I hope to see
you again soon.

- Dominik,
what would you like to say

to Romeo before he leaves?

- I feel like there's just
so much in my mind right now.

I don't even know.

- [sniffs]

- Well, Tiarne, Romeo,
it is time to leave.

Thank you both.
- Thanks.

♪ ♪

I'm going to miss Mike
so much.

I'm going to miss
jumping into bed with him

tonight, seeing him
in the morning,

and just overall being
around his energy.

I think it's really
sad that we're being

disconnected really quick.

- I'm obviously absolutely
gutted because me and Tiarne

have just finally clicked.

I do feel like there
was a genuine connection

there between me and Tiarne.

♪ ♪

- Obviously, I feel very
emotional that I've left

and now Dom
is still in the house.

It just brought
tears to my eyes.

I hope she's going to be OK.

And hopefully, I get to see
her again sometime soon.

♪ ♪

- I am nothing but genuine.

I feel like everything
that was said tonight

really surprised me.

- ♪ Goodbye ♪

- [exhales]

OK, guys, that was rough.

But let this be known,
none of you are safe.

I suggest you all head
back to the house.

Tomorrow's a new day.

Laters, daters.

[mellow music]

- ♪ You taught me how
to open up my heart ♪

♪ I fell so hard
into your safe arms ♪

- Fucking hell.
- Wow.

- That's not fun.

- That was intense.

I mean, this isn't the outcome
that a lot of people thought.

- Are they normally like
that, like, that intense?

- No.
- That was-- that was a lot.

- Zack, super grateful
that you saved me.

Honestly, my face
just, like, lit up.

But I'm gutted for Dom.

I mean, Dom's literally broken.

- -- ♪ what happens
from now on ♪

♪ I'll love you ♪

- Just stop.

- I know I voted
Romeo, but I didn't

think he was going to go.

I don't doubt Dom at all.

I think her feelings, her
intentions were 100% pure.

But I just didn't trust Romeo.

I'm sorry.

It was-- it was not
what I wanted to do.

But--
[exhales]

- At the same time,
though, I feel

like you liked him a lot more.

I really do.
- I really do, yeah.

- And I do stick to that.

- I don't doubt that
he liked you, yeah.

- If-- if he's fighting for
you out of the household,

you'll know that
they're genuine--

that connection is genuine.

- I feel like-- like, right
now, I feel like there's, like,

so many different emotions
because, obviously, I really,

really do like Romeo.

Like, that's not
in any question.

But then hearing everyone
say all those things--

- It's not nice as well.

- No.

I'm sad that Romeo
left because I know

that we did have a connection.

I did really like him.

And I feel like I've been
nothing but genuine and loyal

to him.

So to hear, like,
what everyone else

had to say tonight,

I'm just everything
except happy.

- He could have gone,
because your-- the person

that you're going to
marry is going to walk in.

You actually never know.
- Mm-hmm.

- ♪ I'll just love you
anyway ♪

- I thought the right decision
would have been for Dom to go.

I don't know why Tiarne.

- Tiarne is fucking gone, man.

I just feel like, one
minute, it was one of me

good mates hurting me
and now a girl that I

was really starting to like.

- It's one of them things, man.

- It could have been
anyone on the line tonight,

but I really just didn't see--

I just really didn't see--

I really didn't see Tiarne
going, to be honest.

It just feels like I'm
back at just square one.

You need to make
the most of what

you've got because anything
can disappear at any point.

[somber music]

♪ ♪

Ah, Tiarne.

- ♪ Is this what
heartbreak feels like ♪

♪ Like the walls
are closing in ♪

- After a rough night
at the Dumping Ground,

with some connections being
torn apart prematurely,

it seems like an early
night is on the cards.

- Tonight was shit.

I felt bad for Dom and Mike.

But obviously, I am grateful
that I'm still here.

I feel like me and Lauren
are really working.

- It's going to be
fucking weird tomorrow

without Romeo in the house.

- I know.
- It's going to be quiet.

You all right, Dom?
No.

- It just sucks, 'cause, like--
like, now, what I do?

I literally gave
everything to him.

And then, yeah,
now he's just gone.

Oh, I hate crying.

- ♪ Lost all I can lose ♪

♪ Is this what
heartbreak feels like? ♪

♪ Then I never want to feel ♪

♪ I never want to feel again ♪

[mellow music]

[waves crashing]

- ♪ Ooh ooh ♪

♪ You're playing
to the rhythm of my soul ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ♪

- Good morning.

- Morning, guys.

♪ ♪

- Good day, Mike.
Where are you at?

- It's just a lot to
process, really, yeah.

I'm absolutely devastated
that I've woken up by myself.

Not a nice situation to be in,
I don't think, to be honest.

I really just was not
expecting me and Tiarne to be--

to be split up.

But I think, moving
forward, I've

just got to enjoy the rest of
my time that I've got in here.

- ♪ You see a vision
of what this could be ♪

- [moaning]

- [smooches]

- ♪ A future ♪

- How are we feeling overall
then, just not great?

- Mm-mm.

I felt quite alone
without Romeo last night.

Um, yeah, I do miss him.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Hey, hey,
what do you say ♪

- After all the
heartbreak, I think it's

time to ramp up the romance.

So we've sent Jono and
Tiegan on an art-themed date

that's going to give paint
stripping a whole new meaning.

- Are we going to paint
the canvas with our bodies?

- Ooh, oh my god,
that's going to be good.

- Are you artistic?
- Yeah.

- I'm not.

- I'm a bit artistic.

But, yeah, this'll be good.

So Jono's telling me that
he's not good at art,

so I feel like I'm going to
have to take the role in this

and direct some creative art.

Do you want to put
some paint on my ass?

- I would love to.
- [giggles]

- The best thing
I've heard all day.

[upbeat funky music]

We're getting stuck into it.

The paint is nice and warm.
I'm rubbing it on her.

I don't think I could've
picked a better date myself.

Nice.
- Ooh.

- Nice and warm.
- Yeah.

♪ ♪

Ooh.

- First time
I've exploded here.

- [laughs]

- ♪ I just want to
see you get up ♪

♪ Girl ♪

Ooh.

- Don't tease me, woman.

[laughter]

- Ooh, yeah, I just want to,
like, jump in right now.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

Ooh.

- [indistinct]

- I feel like that
looks so good.

It's not really going to
go up in an art gallery,

but I feel like we're
just having so much fun.

It doesn't really matter.
- Anyways.

- Oh, my god.
- It's very sticky.

Should we go get clean?

- Yeah, let's go get clean.

- I thought getting
messy was the fun part,

but getting my hose out,
washing her down

it's even better.

- It looks like
those two have been

tickled pink by their date.

But back at the house,
Mike and Dom

are just feeling a bit blue.

- [sighs]

How are you feeling?

- Ah, shitty.

- Yeah.

- You know, I feel
like, obviously, me

and you both lost someone.

- Yeah.

- You know,
that we've connected with.

So I feel like me and you are
both kind of in the same, like,

situation.
- Yeah.

- So I almost feel like
a lost puppy today.

- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?

- Yeah, of course.

- But again, I don't
want to mope around.

- No.

- I don't want stuff
like that either.

- I feel like, if you-- if
you keep dwelling on the past

or you keep dwelling on
what's just happened,

then you're never going to
be able to move forward.

- No.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime
experience.

I'm here.

And I feel like we need
to just-- just have fun.

- We are still here.

- Yeah.

- And at the end of the day, I
feel like, if we did leave, um,

probably Tiarne and Romeo would
probably hate what we're not

immersing ourselves
and enjoying the rest

of your experience here.
Do you know what I mean?

- Yeah.

- How do you feel
about being saved?

- Very grateful.

- What was his
reasoning saving you?

Was it because he didn't
think he's going to be

there with any other girl?
- Mm-hmm.

- Or do you reckon he
does actually like you?

- Could have been both,
but I don't really mind.

I'm still here.

I don't know what
the vibe is right now.

I mean, he did save me,
but whether it's

friendship or
romantic, I don't know.

I was so happy yesterday
when she said your name.

- What, when Monica said it?
- Yeah.

- I felt extra
special because I

was like, OK,
that's confirmation

she really does like me.

With Monica,
I'm definitely not one

to push this too
quickly because I feel

like I went too
quick with Tiarne

and it was an off-put for her.

So I just kind of
want to take my time.

But I'm definitely interested.

I really like the
fact that she's really

weird because I'm quite weird.

- You both are weird.

[upbeat funky music]

♪ ♪

- Little bit of
champagne as well.

- Oh, this is really cute.

- Oh, yeah, tell me about it.

Do you want to have a drink?
- Yes, let's open it up.

- Obviously, we're sitting
down, we're having a chat,

and I think it's only going to
help our connection get deeper.

What do you think about
new people coming in?

'Cause, like,
from my point of view,

like, if a new girl
walks in, like,

I'm not really interested at
all in getting to know her.

Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.

- Because, obviously,
I think the way,

like, me and you,
like, bounce off

each other, that's kind of what
I've come here looking for.

- Yeah.

- But that's where
my head's at anyway.

- Yeah, I'm not really bothered
about new people coming in.

But, like,
you're saying this now.

Like, I do actually feel
like 100% I trust you anyway.

- Yeah.

- This is so nice.

I really don't want it to end.

I'm happy with
Jono at the moment.

Like, there's so many things
that I like about him.

I feel like we're getting to
know each other a bit more,

we're getting to know
each other's intentions.

I feel like it's been
the best day ever.

- Mmm. Come on.
Let's go, beautiful.

[grunts]

I might have to scrub that
paint off you in the shower.

- [giggles]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I've got something
rather special

planned for our
bare-skinned beauties,

a naked fancy dress party.

And no, I'm not sure how
it's going to work either.

- I love a fancy dress party.

How do you run on the beach?

I love dressing up.

- Ah, dawg, this is it.

Howdy, baby.

[laughter]

- Ah, can you stop.

- I dare you to spank
Dan with that.

- You're a fucking clown.

I feel more naked now.

Thought I would have got
a sexier outfit than this.

Ah, the nose.

[laughs]

- Hello, boys.

- We came to grab
you to the party.

- ♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪

♪ You won't get
no more from me ♪

♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪

- We deserve a drink after just
everything the past few days.

So I'm excited to just
have a little bit of music,

just have a nice evening.

- Let's have a good night!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ What do you think
about starting over ♪

- I mean, I've been
dressed as a sailor

in the past at fancy dress,
but not with my dick out.

- ♪ What do you think
about starting over? ♪

♪ ♪

- I'm loving my outfit.

Hopefully, I'll be able to play
doctors and nurses with Jono.

♪ ♪

- Well, our daters certainly
seem to be having fun.

But that could be
about to change.

[radio static crackling]

- ♪ Radio Rylan ♪

- Evening, daters.

Every party is better
with presents, right?

And, boy, have I got
a big one for you.

Enjoy.

- Oh, shit, yeah.

I mean, the size of that box--

what is in there?

Hmm, this feels
a bit suspicious.

- I'm scared.

I'm panicking.

[indistinct chatter]

[dramatic music]

- What the hell is that?

- Oh.

- What is in the box?

I've got a very bad
feeling about this.

♪ ♪

- Do we open it?

- There's a massive
box in the lounge.

There's going to have to
be something good in there.

- Clowning me off, yeah?
- What is gonna--

[all shouting]

[upbeat music]

- Which one of you are
gonna get me a drink?

- A naked bunny's
just jumped out.

And she's looking pretty nice.

[cheers and applause]

- You are the bunny boiler.

- I am the bunny.

Lovely to meet you all.

- What's your name?
- I'm Leylah.

- Leylah?
- Hi.

- Hi, guys.

- ♪ I'm the it girl ♪

- When it comes to guys,
I always get what I want.

And they always end
up falling for me.

The main thing that excites
me about "Dating Naked"

is that we're all in the
same boat completely.

Do we have a drink?
- Yeah.

- Let's get a drink.

I'm not here to cause drama,
but if I like what I see,

I'm going to go and get it.

And I don't care
what others think.

Hello, darling, you all right?
- I'm Emily.

- Nice to meet you.

- Leylah is bloody banging.

It's just not fair.
I'm fucked.

I don't know
what's going to happen.

I think it might change
up the dynamics here.

- Welcome to the fam.
- Thank you, guys.

- The naked family.
- Thank you.

I feel very welcome.

- Yeah, I think Leylah,
she's got a lovely figure,

nice body, very pretty face.

So she's not going
to have any problems,

you know, getting the
attention of some of the lads.

- So who have you got
your eye on, then?

Who's-- who are
you interested in?

- Uh, I'm going to keep
it a secret for now.

- Oh.

- Smart, smart.

- So my first thoughts
of Leylah, I do

think she might stir things up.

She seems very confident.

And I feel like she's probably
just in here for the guys.

- I know I'll be staying till
the end, so it's all right.

[laughter]

- Oh, confident girl.

- I'm very confident.

- Yeah, I'm a bit scared.

Leylah don't seem
like the type of girl

to be scared of
treading on toes.

- Well,
let's find out, shall we?

Because there's no better
place to get

your tootsies trampled
than on the dance floor.

- Hey let's start a fire ♪

♪ It's gonna get wild
in here ♪

♪ I'm going to say all
those things that you want ♪

♪ Never took you for a liar ♪

- Oh, looks like
Jono's two steps

caught our newbie's attention.

- ♪ I'm ready to start
a fire ♪

- Jono, can I speak to you?

Is that all right?
- For sure, darling.

- Thank you.

So how are you
finding it in there?

- Yeah, I'm really
enjoying it, you know.

I thought, like-- I
really thought it'd be

a lot more awkward than it is.

- Are you joking?

What is going on?

I have such a bad
feeling about this.

She can hop off.

- After a few days,
you forget everyone's naked.

- It's mad.

- Like, I do think that,
like, obviously for you, when

people are settled and stuff--
- Yeah.

That's what I mean.
It's hard.

- You might get to a point
where you have to, like,

step on toes.

And that's because it's
a short time in here.

- How would you feel if
I said that I liked you,

you're my type?

- Obviously,
I'd be flattered and stuff.

You've just walked
in and stuff.

And that's nice to hear.

If you want someone, you've
just got to be true to yourself

and just give it--
like, whatever you want,

just make the most of
it while you're here.

Do you know what I mean?

It's definitely
nice for someone

to give you a compliment and
say that you're their type

and they find you attractive.

Obviously,
it's a nice little boost

to the old ego and confidence.

Big smile on my face.

- [laughs]

- I'm getting really jealous.

I think it's because I
like him now as well.

- Aww.

- I feel like I'm getting--
you know, when you get

feelings and you get jealous?

This makes me worried.

His head best not be swayed.

- My attitude coming
in there, I want

to actually find someone now.

Like, I'm so sick
of just being with--

- Banging around
and stuff, yeah.

- Yeah, like,
I just want to be respected.

And because of
the situation we're in,

it would be so beautiful
to have a connection.

- Yeah, definitely.

- I do think Jono is gorgeous.

Like, as soon as I
came out that box,

my eyes were locked onto him.

I will go and get that cake,
and I will eat it as well.

So Tiegan better be ready.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Oh.

- That is quite
painful, you know.

- Right.
- It can cause so much pain.

Do you think it's just like--
do you want me to show you?

- Oh, I don't know.
- Like, look at that.

- Oh, yeah, no.

I don't like that.
What?

People like it?
- Yeah, Dan likes it.

- I'm really excited to--

to try and, like,
move forward with Monica.

I might give her a kiss
but, obviously, I just

want to take it a
bit slower because I

don't want to, like, put her
off or read, like, too much.

- No, you just
got to go for it.

- [laughs]
- It's all in the eyes.

All in the eyes.
I feel I just--

- So we're just chattin'.

Normal conversation.

Conversation right there.
If we're just talking--

- Yeah.

- And then, if you cut my
signal, my deep gazing, like--

Yeah, that's it.

- OK.

- Cut her off mid-sentence,
like, wow, do you know what?

You've got really nice eyes.

And then look at her lips.

And then she looks back
at yours, and it's-- ahh!

[laughter]

You felt, innit?
- Right.

- You felt it!

- I'll tell you what, man,
you should do lessons.

- It's sick, innit?
- You should lessons.

- Did it work?
- Dan's really into Monika.

They really got on
with each other.

There's definitely
chemistry there.

He's not ready to
open a new chapter,

and she seems like the
right sort of girl for him.

- How was your chat?

- What, with Lola?

- Yeah, yeah.

- It was sweet, to be fair.

She said, like, basically,
I'm her type

and, like, physically she was
attracted me and stuff.

I said yeah, that's sweet and,
obviously it's nice to hear.

- I'm just so frustrated.

That just makes me feel
like I can't trust him.

♪ ♪

My head is fully on you,
do you know what I mean?

So--

♪ ♪

- Same.

- Good.

♪ ♪

- You know I only care
about you, my little sexy.

- ♪ Keep your head up ♪

- While everyone else is
obsessing about my present,

poor old Mike can't get
his head out the past.

- Even with Nick and
newbies coming in,

things aren't as easy as what
I thought they would be.

When Tionne left,
I felt like that my journey

was completely over.

But she wouldn't want me to
ruin this experience for myself

just yet.

- ♪ Keep your head up ♪

♪ Follow me ♪

- I think it's going
very well for me so far,

even though obviously I've
just come into the house.

I think comparing this to
a normal dating scenario,

it's a madness.

But you know what?

I love it and I can't wait
to see what's going happen.

- While the other daters
are all tucked up in bed,

Sailor Dan is trying
to recruit a first mate.

- Do you like that?

I don't like pain.

I don't think so.

I like inflicting
pain, but I don't

actually like pain itself so--

yeah, because it's a thin line
between pleasure and pain,

isn't it?
- Yes, correct.

- Very thin.

So how are you?

- Yeah, do you know what?

It's so lovely
to just have fun

and just feel just, like,
top of the world tonight.

And it's been lovely with you.
- Aww.

- Yeah, it's just
been really special.

- Oh, thank you.
It's been really nice.

- You look beautiful.

Your earrings are lovely,
eyes are looking amazing.

- Thank you.

- Can I kiss you?

- Oh, my god!

Yes, you can.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

I'm feeling excited.

I'm feeling butterflies
in the stomach.

I'm feeling like it's
gone to the next level.

I'm so thrilled.

Well, that was very nice.
- That was nice!

[laughs]

I just had my first
kiss with Dan.

It was very, very unexpected.

Oh, my god.

He is such a good kisser.

I can't wait for more.

[laughs]

- Well, to be honest,
I can't think of a better way

to end the night than a
drunken snog with a sailor.

Actually, that reminds me.

I've got to book that
weekend in Southampton.

[gentle guitar music]

- ♪ Every day I look
forward to you ♪

- Morning, morning.

- Morning.

- Good morning,
beautiful singles.

- Your first morning here.

- Yeah.

- How did you find last night?
- Exciting.

- It was fun, wasn't it?
- It was good, yeah.

It's a new day today.

I'm feeling real fresh.

I'm hoping that maybe
I'll be able to have

some one-on-one time
with Jono.

I do think he's holding back
a lot being with Tiegan.

But I still think that
I've got a chance with him,

and I'm not going to give up.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- You're enjoying it, though,
much being here and stuff?

- Yeah, I love it.

Do you know what
I keep thinking?

I have to keep pinching
myself every single day, like,

as if we're here.

- I think it's time to test
how strong some of our

couples' connections
really are.

Should we turn
that dial to everyone's

favorite radio station?

[radio static crackling]

- ♪ Radio Rylan ♪

- Aye, aye, daters.

- Aye, aye!
- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah, aye!

- Pucker up, because you're
about to play a game that's

going to set tongues wagging.

Kiss, kiss.

- Kiss, kiss?
Oh, my god.

We're going to have
to kiss people.

- Surely not.
- I reckon.

- Surely not.

- He just said
"kiss, kiss, kiss."

- What are we going to do?

- What do you mean,
what are we going do?

- Are we just going to say no?
- Oh, I don't know.

- It's going to feel
bad for the game,

do you know what I mean?

- I feel a bit sick.
Oh, my god.

I'm trying to keep calm.

It's only a game, so hopefully
I don't get too pissed off.

♪ You ooh ooh
and I-I-I ♪

- Well,
this sensational snog-a-thon

is designed to put our
couples' connections

to the test.

The ladies will be
blindfolded, and each guy,

in turn, will step up and lock
lips with the lot of them.

When all the tonsils have been
tickled, the ladies will vote.

And one of our guys will be
crowned King of the Kissers.

- Me and Jono have already
made a plan

for the kissing game.

So he better
just be looking at me.

- The first to pucker up,
it's dater number one, Mike.

- ♪ You ooh ooh
and I-I-I ♪

- The trick to a best kiss
is taking things slow.

Nobody likes premature tongue.

Slow and steady wins the race.

- ♪ You and I ♪

♪ ♪

- I'm not really
interested in kissing

any of the other boys.

- Oh, fucking hell.

Whoa.

I don't know who
was kissing me.

- Um, wasn't Jono the
one that was supposed

to be doing the pecking?
Oh, well.

Next to play our
round of tonsil tennis

is our Dan, dater number two.

- I'm going to have
loads of fun here.

I'm very, very,
very eager to dive in.

- ♪ I wonder where we are ♪

- It was sensual
and respectful and sweet.

It was good.
It was good, though.

- ♪ You're dancing
in my heart ♪

♪ You and I forever ♪

- I think that's all
you're getting, sunshine.

- That kiss.

- ♪ You ooh ooh and I ♪

♪ You and I forever ♪

♪ You ooh ooh and I ♪

- Are you having me on?

She smiled.

She knew that wasn't me
because I've got a beard.

- Dater number three,
it's time to get

your lips around that lineup.

- Do you know what?

At the end of the day,
it's just a game.

♪ ♪

I gave the girls
just a little light kiss.

♪ ♪

And then I gave
Lauren a proper kiss.

She definitely knew it was me.

- All the way from Dallas,
Texas, it's dater number four.

- I'm ready to show the boys
it's not my first rodeo.

- He's going to take a piss.
- Yeah.

- No, he's going to
take liberties, bro.

- Is that what passes
as a peck these days?

- No, he is taking
the fucking piss, bro.

- That was Jono.

Jono bites my lip all the time.

- My mind's gone.

- ♪ It's burning down ♪

- That is the best kiss.

- Oh, my god.

Tiegan thought I was Jono.

[laughs]

- ♪ Higher,
can when this world around? ♪

- ♪ It's a no from me ♪

♪ It's a no from me ♪

- Kissing all the guys,
I'm in my element.

I'm living life right now.

♪ ♪

- Not one to sit
on the subs bench for long,

It's our fifth
and final dater, Jono.

- The competitive nature
inside of me has kicked in.

I can't let the
Black country boys down.

We've got a
reputation to uphold.

[sultry music]

♪ ♪

- Jono is proper going for it,
getting a bit competitive.

Tiegan ain't going
to like that.

♪ ♪

- I can't believe it.

That's embarrassing.

♪ ♪

- Jono is proper going
for it, and necking

on with all the girls.

♪ ♪

- That kiss was amazing.

It was so passionate.

I hope it is Jono.

- With Leylah, if she picks me,
it's going to be very awkward.

But that's the
situation we're in,

and we'll cross that
bridge if we come to it.

- I'm fucking fuming, you know.

- I thought she was
gonna know that one.

- Literally, just pecked
her, she when like that.

- She lent him the sack.
and pushed him away.

- With everyone well
and truly snogged,

it's over to the ladies now
to decide which of our lads

they think is the crown
prince of puckering up.

- The boy I'm choosing
is the boy whose kiss

felt really good, number two.

- Want's up?

- Ah!

- I chose this kisser because
it felt very passionate

and gentle, boy number three.

♪ ♪

- The boy that I thought was
the best kisser, because he

bit my lip, is number four.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my.

- He bites the lip all wrong.
What's wrong her?

Taking the fucking piss, girl?

- I actually thought it was
Jono because he bit my lip.

I was about to grab
him and everything.

- The boy I choose
is the best kisser,

just because it was
soft and there wasn't

too much tongue, number five.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- I felt bad and
awkward, you know?

- I thought Jono was going to
just give a peck on the lips.

He can fuck off right now.

- So the boy that
I'm choosing, I'm

choosing because it was just
the right amount of tongue

and not too sloppy--
number five.

- For fuck's sake.

- I feel like just saying
fuck this, you know?

I literally feel
like saying fuck it.

You know, I'm just so angry.
- I didn't know.

- No, I'm not annoyed at you.
I'm annoyed at him.

- I love you.

- He literally said that
he was pecking everyone,

so it's a fucking joke.

- This is absolutely horror.

- So the boy I chose was very
passionate when he kissed me.

And he also used a bit
of tongue, as well.

So the boy I chose
was number five.

- I thought you
were just pecking.

[laughing]

Jono has snogged six
girls' faces off.

Like, what the fuck?

He's literally got his
tongue down their throat.

I am absolutely
fuming right now.

- Nah, nah, I don't
remember that stuff.

- He wasn't complaining
when he was kissing me, so--

- You can fucking
shut up, you know?

I swear to God.
- No, I'm joking.

- I don't give a fuck.
I really don't give a fuck.

- OK.
I can feel the jealousy.

I can feel the tension.

It's just a game.
Get over it.

It's just a game.

- When you say things like
that, it's winding up.

She can fuck off.
I don't want to be her friend.

Do you know what?

If she wants Jono,
she can fucking have him.

It might be just a game, but
there's feelings involved.

You know what I mean?
It's not being nice.

- OK, I've got every right
to say how I feel.

- Well, yeah, but thanks
for saying it in front of me

and in front of everyone else.
- It's fine.

I say how I feel, so--

- Yeah, good for you then.

- Leylah definitely
has got balls.

And I think she's just going
to do whatever she wants.

- You won, though.
- Yeah.

- At what cost, though?
- At what cost?

- I know.
I was thinking that.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Well, what are we saying?

Biggest dick, best kisser.

Fucking hell,
I'm some boy, mate.

[laughs]

- Do you wanna come for a chat?
- Me?

- Yeah.

- Oh, for fuck's sake.

- I'm just so
fucking disappointed

because I've trusted
Jono and now I've

got to rebuild my walls because
I just feel like he's fucking

hurt me and disappointed me.

- You all right?
- No, not really.

- Talk to me.

- To be honest,
I just feel disappointed.

You was actually snogging them.

- I know why you're
upset, and I understand.

Probably, I've took
a bit of a liberty.

But what I'm saying
is, literally,

we was all doing
the same thing.

Whether that makes
it right or not,

it's not like I've
done it and gone

out of my way to upset you.

And it's not like I wanted
a neck on with everyone

because it's funny.

- No, you haven't
even upset me.

You've just disappointed me.

That is literally
just how I feel.

I just feel like I've
been treated like shit

and I don't deserve it at all.

- Well, I can only apologize.

And obviously, I didn't
mean to upset you.

And I definitely didn't
mean to disappoint you,

because it's like the
last couple of days,

I felt like we've just
gotten closer and closer.

I don't want to
ruin that by playing

a stupid game and stuff.

Hopefully, we can both be
mature about the situation

and see it was only a game and
that it doesn't mean anything.

Can I have a kiss?

I'm sorry
for disappointing you.

- No, you still
pissed me off, though.

- I know.
I won't do it again, ever.

I'll try not to, anyway.
I'm sorry.

At least you know you've
got the best kisser,

you know I mean?
I'm me, that.

- That joke is way too soon.
No.

[laughs]
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.

- You can fuck off.
- No, no, I'm joking.

- No, that's it.
That's it.

You know what?
You've got one strike.

If you get to three, that's it.
- OK.

No more strikes.
I don't want no more.

Give me a kiss.
I'm sorry.

[radio static crackling]

- ♪ Radio Rylan ♪

- Oi.

- Evening, daters.

I hope you've been making my
newbie Leylah feel welcome.

Your time in the house
could depend on it.

I'll see you all at
the Dumping Ground.

- Fuck me drunk.

- Fuck.

- I fucking hate that place.
- Scary.

- Here we go again.
- Let's go.

♪ Tell me who
will save you now ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm gonna
take you down ♪

♪ I am fuel to the fire ♪

♪ Whisper your name ♪

- It's about that time, ladies.
Come on.

- Come on, girls.
Let's get it going!

- Let's go.

- I'm a bit scared because
at the last Dumping Ground,

Romeo and Tionne left.

So no one is safe.

- ♪ I am fuel to the fire ♪

♪ I'm dancing in flames ♪

♪ Tell me who will
save you now ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm gonna
take you down ♪

- Someone's going to go home.

I feel like there's
multiple reasons

to kind of be concerned.

Nothing good ever happens
at the Dumping Ground.

- I haven't made any
connections in the house.

And tonight, yeah,
I'm a little bit nervous.

- ♪ Am going to
break your heart? ♪

- Well, hello, daters.
[together] Hello, Rylan.

- How are we all feeling?
- Nervous.

- A little bit nervous.

- Not wanting to be here.

- Well, two big personalities
left the last time

that we were here.

However, there was
an additional delivery

to your fancy dress party.

And Leylah, welcome to the
"Dating Naked" experience.

- Thank you very much.
- How are you, gorgeous?

- Thank you.
I'm amazing.

All of you have been
so welcoming,

and thank you all so much
for making me

so welcome, basically.

- Leylah,
as my naked newbie,

you are going to have the power
to save one of my boys

from being dumped.

[dramatic music]

And it's a huge call.

♪ ♪

So I'm going to give you
more time to think about it.

♪ ♪

Because--

♪ ♪

--no one
is being dumped tonight.

- You're joking.

- Oh, you're evil, you are.

- [laughs]

- However, I feel like spicing
things up in this house.

And ladies, I think you're
going to enjoy this one.

It's time to bring
out the big guns--

our latest naked newbie, Shawn.

- Oh, shit.

- ♪ Rise up
and face your fear ♪

♪ Rise up and face the devil ♪

- I'm a cheeky, confident,
charismatic fella,

and I'm here to find
a really beautiful

connection with a lady.

- ♪ Rise up ♪

- I'm used to guys
getting jealous,

but I'm going to do
what I need to.

I'm not here to make friends,
so I'm going to shoot my shot.

- Ahh.
[laughs]

- What's the f...

- Oh, wow.

♪ ♪

- Next time,
the drama continues.

- Hello, love.
- Nice to meet you.

Lauren?
- Yeah, Lauren.

- Nothing good is
coming from this.

- How's that feeling.
- That feels nice.

[laughter]

- I'm feeling very confused.

- Whoo!
[laughs]

Oh, my god.

Jono is so fit.

What would you do
if I kissed you now?