All language subtitles for Dating Naked UK (2024) S01E04 Cocktails & Cock Tales.en

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Previously on
"Dating Naked,"

singles stripped
everything back

for a new dating experience...

- I actually genuinely
like you, you know?

- I like you too.

- Me and Tiarne
are getting on really well.

- I finally just got
a kiss off Lauren.

I feel like
a little schoolboy, honestly.

- I feel like the naked dating
experience has made

everything, like,
go fast forward.

You get close so quickly.

- But the road to love
has been a bumpy one...

- I honestly feel like
if I got there faster,

I think we would have
a really good connection.

- You still fancy me?

- What are you even on about?

For fuck's sake,
he's got a lovely thing

going on with Dom.

- I came here to find love,
not for a fucking game.

- I'm sorry.
- Thank you.

- And as feelings build...

- Tiarne, I still am crushing
on you really hard.

- So do tensions.

- Park it.
Now, boy.

- Shut your little mouth,
you little mug.

- Shh.

- Don't tell me to shh,
you little boy.

- Oh, go on then!
- You little mug.

Mate, no one likes you
in here.

It's well clear.

- Everybody likes it.

No one likes you, mate.

Nobody likes you.

- He's literally threatened
by me

because I really fancy Tiarne.

Everything he's said
is complete rubbish.

I know what I'm about.

I know my feelings,
and I know what's true.

[soft dramatic music]

- Have you told Dan that, like,
you're not interested at all?

- You need to go
and have a chat with Dan.

- I was like,
"You're not completely

off the cards..."
- Yeah.

- "But I'm looking
for something more."

- Yeah, of course.
- Do you know what I mean?

Like--
- I understand.

- Come here, Dan.

♪ ♪

- It's not a game.

- I know, bro.
- It's not a game, man.

I said
the fucking honest truth.

Ah, fucking hell.

- Don't let it get to you, bro.
You know what I mean?

Forget that.

- ♪ When the night is done ♪

- [grunts]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Can I put my arm
behind your head?

- Yeah, you can.

- Billy, do you want
to stay in my room tonight?

- Yeah.
Of course.

- [laughs]

- So I'm gonna share
a bed tonight with Lauren,

but I feel really content,
and I really like her,

so I'm not gonna push my luck.

I'd just love
a cuddle with her.

- It's like a swingers club
in here, man.

[laughter]

- ♪ Right in on my feelings ♪

- Good night, everyone.

Good night.

I don't mind having
the blue room

to myself and Romeo
plus Dan and Emily,

because I feel like
just a line-up of couples

is just a bit weird.
Sorry to Dan and Em.

Apologies in advance.

- What am I gonna do, guys?

What am I actually here for?

- What do you mean?
You know what you're here for.

- The more that she sleeps
with him,

the more she's gonna
start getting feelings.

- Who, Tiegan?
- Yeah.

I do like Jono.
He is my type.

If that's a dead end,
then yeah,

I am at risk for being dumped
next Dumping Ground.

They're not gonna
get rid of a girl

that they're currently
banging, are they?

- They're all in there, right?

Like, and we're here.

I don't know.

It's just like I just
wasted my fucking time.

- Gotta love Dan.

I feel like
he is still hopeful

that there is something still
with Tiarne.

Dan is here waiting
at the door

like a little puppy dog.
I just feel bad.

- ♪ I'll be
the last one standing ♪

[dramatic pop music]

♪ Our love's going down ♪

♪ ♪

[bright music]

- ♪ I want to be a part of
something more than this ♪

♪ Let's take control of it
and let it go ♪

- Morning!
- Mm.

- Everyone have
a good night's sleep?

- You're a wrong'un.
- [laughs]

- ♪ Working through life ♪

- Milk and one sugar?

- Oh, you remembered.
- Two ingredients.

Hard to forget.
- [laughs]

- After a heavy night
for our daters,

it's good to see them
waking up

on the right side of the bed.

- I don't even mean
to be negative,

but I feel like today
is gonna be

such a fucking shit day.
- Well, maybe not everyone.

- I'm half expecting to have
some difficult chats.

- Are you gonna talk to T
today?

- Yeah, I'd like
to talk to Tiarne.

I have taken a hit by it,
you know?

Oh, I need a pee.

- ♪ We are young ♪

♪ We are royal ♪

- Do you want me
to make you breakfast?

- That would be nice.

- ♪ We are royal ♪

♪ We're gonna live
for something more ♪

- Do you feel like
you've got a bit of

a better connection with Lauren
than you did with Emily?

- Yeah, a million percent.

Yeah, there's like
a proper spark with us.

I'm not one of them people
that get, like,

feelings or emotional towards
someone quite quickly.

In here, man, it's fucking--
what the hell?

- Yeah, yeah.
It's nuts.

- What the hell?

Being naked has made the
connection with me and Lauren

a lot, a lot deeper.

I wasn't expecting it
to go down how it has.

Totally different.
Roller coaster of emotions.

And to be fair,
it is probably

the best experience
I've ever had.

♪ ♪

- Where are you sitting, Dan?

- Yeah, I just--

look, I just need to have
a chat with Tiarne

and just get some clarity
and move forward.

- That's good, man.

But, yeah,
pull her to one side today

and speak to her.

- I'm gonna have
a chat with Tiarne

and get it all out
on the open.

I just want
to actually show her

that I actually am
just a nice guy

who really cares for her,
and if I do get

a rejection, that's OK.

I can move on and try
and get over this crush.

So I just--

I wanted to say that I think
when I first initially met you,

I was over the moon,

and I think because
I got so excited about that,

I didn't really show you
the real me.

I actually don't want
anyone else in here

other than you.

- That is actually
really lovely.

[soft acoustic music]

But I think for me, like,
that thing

that was lacking between us

was probably a little bit
of that chemistry,

so I just felt like gravitating
towards Mike was just smoother.

- And I get that.

- How are you feeling
about that over there?

- Yeah, I'll be interested
to know where sort of Tiarne

and Dan stand because Tiarne
could say one thing to me

and then another to Dan.

I don't feel like
me and her are solid,

you know what I mean,
at the moment.

- What do you think about
what he said last night?

- Don't get me wrong,
I think he does

genuinely like Tiarne,
and he's just trying

to hold onto it
and hold onto it.

He doesn't want to let it go.

- For some reason,
you get in my head, girl.

I just-- I do want
that flow to happen,

and I believe it is there.

- That's a lot.
It's a lot.

It's a bit of
a spanner in the works,

to be honest,
because I've obviously

started connecting with Mike.

♪ ♪

- I'm very happy for you
to go away from this, reflect,

but right now,
my head's with you.

So this is me just saying
I'm still there.

- It's a lot.

Well, thank you for the chat.
- No worries.

- My love language
is words of affirmation.

So, obviously, when I hear
really nice words

coming towards me, I kind of do
take them on board.

The only thing that I think
about the whole Dan situation

and the speech is
he's had plenty of time

to have conversations with me,
and he chose

to do it
in a very public setting

in front of everybody else.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Do you feel better now that
you've had the chat, though?

- Honestly,
it's made me more confused.

Not confused, but, like,
Mike hasn't even said

all that stuff to me.

And Dan's all for me.
- Yeah.

- Mike hasn't?

- Sounds like it's not just
the eggs at breakfast

that have been scrambled
this morning,

but hopefully my news will
help clear Tiarne's head.

[radio static crackles]

- ♪ Radio Rylan ♪

- Oh.
- [screams]

- Morning, daters.

- Hey.
- Morning, Rylan!

- Tiarne and Mike...
- Here we go.

- It's time for youse
to get on your bikes

and get out of the house

because you're both off
on a date.

- Yeah!

- I hope you have
a wheely, wheely good time.

Laters, daters.

- A wheely good time?
- Get up.

- I am over the moon
that me and Tiarne

have eventually got a date.

Bring it on.

- Yeah, we are.
Bye!

- See you later on.
- Have a great time.

- Cheers.

Yeah, I'll be looking forward
to seeing what it is.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm shining
with you by my side ♪

♪ ♪

- I wonder what their date's
gonna be like after last night.

- Who, T and Mike?
- Mike and T.

- I know.
- Yeah.

If things go tits up with Mike,

she's got Dan to fall back on.
- Yeah.

- But you can't--
that's not what we're here for,

do you know what I mean?

- And I think that's why
she hasn't been blunt

and said, like, no.
- Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

That's bullshit, that is,
because while you're

hedging your bets,
if I was done,

I'd say, "yeah,
no chance, go away."

Do you know what I mean?
Am I an idiot?

I believe Tiarne is kind of
playing both sides to try

and have two options
because her words

really don't mean anything
right now.

Like, they've got
no validity to them.

- ♪ How do you really
feel about me? ♪

- It's been a tricky 24 hours
for Mike and Tiarne,

but hopefully a bit of pedal
powered one-on-one time

will set things
on the right track

and shift their relationship
up again.

- Ooh.

- Here we go,
a little bit of bubbly.

- Rylan has sorted me
clean out.

Definitely done me
a solid this time.

- Cheers to us
finally getting a date.

- Cheers to the first date.
- I know.

- Looking forward to it.
- I'm naked.

I'm here for love.

And going on a date
with Mike is a great start.

- I'm buzzing just
to get out the house.

I just feel like we haven't
really had the opportunity

to have a first date and
sort of get to know each other

a little bit better.
- 100%.

- But, yeah,
let's open the card.

- Yeah.
- We'll see what--

see what they have us
for the date.

- Shall I read it?
- Yeah, you read it out.

- All right,
"Tiarne and Mike,

"time to get on your bikes,
but not with each other.

"Things are about
to step up a gear

"as you welcome two newbies,
Monika and Zach.

Laters, daters."

Fuck off.
- No way.

- Well, you're gonna need
some extra legs

for the tandem bikes,
ain't you?

- No way.

- No, no.

We're going
on different dates.

I'm shitting myself.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Two new naked newbies?
What's going on?

- Oh, fuck.
What am I gonna do here?

- This is definitely
not good for me and Tiarne.

♪ ♪

- Hi!

- ♪ Run for you ♪

- I'm Monika.

I know what I want,
and I get what I want.

My appearance might suggest
I'm a sweet and innocent girl,

but I'm very used to
getting men to do what I want.

The only thing that
I'm nervous about

when it comes to my naked body
is how much

people are gonna get excited
when they see me

and whether
they can handle it.

- My name is Zach.
I'm from Dallas, Texas.

I think dating naked
excites me

because it's controversial,

it's different,
and you've got to be

unapologetically yourself.

They say
everything's bigger in Texas,

and I know I live up to that.

I'm just gonna go straight in
and go for what I want.

I always get what I want.

- Yeah, nice to meet you.
Mike.

- Nice to meet you, Zach.
- Nice to meet you.

- I'm Monika.
What's your name?

Sorry.
- Tiarne.

- Tiarne, nice to meet you.

- Hello, how are you?
I'm Tiarne.

- I'm Zach.
- Pleasure to meet you.

- Monika.
- Yeah, pleasure.

Mike.
- Mike?

- Mike, yeah.
Pleasure.

Two naked newbies.

I've came here
to get to know Tiarne,

not someone else.

So why don't we grab
a bike each

and go on a little mission?

- Tiarne is definitely my type.

Like, blonde,
really fit, just yeah.

[chuckles]
- OK.

- I'll have the red one.

- Have fun on your date, guys.
- Bye, buys.

- Honestly, I'm not really sure
how I feel about Monika

going on a date with Mike.

I know he's into brunettes,
so I'm, like,

kind of shitting myself
a little bit.

- This is such a bad thing.
If I'm--

if I don't stand up enough,

that thing's gonna
ride up my ass.

The first thought that goes
to my head was just

don't crush your balls.

So I had to make sure
I picked them up

and make sure
everything was good.

Ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.

- All right, let's go.

- Oh, fuck.

- I haven't gone on
a bike in so long.

- This is insane.

This is such a wild card.

I was literally hoping
to go on a date with Mike

and just build
on our connection,

and then all of a sudden,

I've got this hot Texan guy
with a hat.

I'm screwed.

- Have you done this before?

- No, never done it before,
especially not naked.

- Yeah, my crotch and penis
is not feeling great like.

- Yeah.
- Hop on.

I'm about to take you
for the ride of your life.

- Yay!

- Oh.
- Oh, shit.

- This, we got it.
- OK.

I'm a bit puffed from that.
Jesus.

- I know.
- You take my breath away.

[laughter]

- We've got a good little
motion going now.

- Nice and bumpy.
[brakes squeak]

- I'll tell you what, you're
gonna be chaos in this house.

I can tell already.

- No, I am such--

I'm such a good girl,
Mike, seriously.

- You don't give me good girl
impressions, to be honest.

- You don't believe me?

Oh, I'm gonna prove you wrong.
- Oh, really?

- Or maybe not.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- All right, careful.

- ♪ Stay in love, girl ♪

♪ You take me so far ♪

- Ooh!

- ♪ Oh, stay in love, girl ♪

- So are you happy?

Huh?
- A little bit.

- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

- A little bit?

I feel like me and Lauren
are really clicking well.

I feel that there's
a lot of feelings involved.

I really think this
dating naked is killing it.

I don't feel like I want
to get to know anyone else now.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- How do you know so quick?
- I don't know.

I just get that feeling,
don't you?

I really did feel like
this might be it,

looking into Lauren's eyes.

Should we make it official
in here, then?

- [laughs]
Yeah.

- Oh, we're exclusive.
[laughs]

- Billy asked me
to be his girlfriend.

I feel like I needed that
a little bit.

It makes you feel good
and more secure.

Now that I know
that he really does have

eyes only for me, then I--

I feel--
it makes me feel happy.

You're cute.

- You're cute.

Ah, I'm dying.

Ah, Lauren.

- [laughs]

- This is definitely
the quickest I've ever

become exclusive with someone.

But if you know what you want
and what you want wants you,

then just do it.

- ♪ Only love ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Whoo!

- Let's pop it open.

- I have done this before,
but--

- Yeah, try not to shoot me
in the face.

- I will try not to.

- I was so hot because
of the view I had.

Because I was like...
[pants]

- Had your eyes on me, did ya?

- Yeah, your crack, yeah.

- Tell me a little bit
about you.

- I'm looking for
something serious.

I can't be doing
anything casual.

I get too emotionally attached.

- I've been getting to one of
the girls in the house.

I'm seeing sort of Tiarne
at the minute.

- You know,
I'm not a malicious person,

but also, it's not
my responsibility to...

- Of course.

- Make somebody feel,
you know, good.

So I'm gonna get what I want.
- Right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Overall, what is your vibe?

- I kind of got, like,
a child-like spirit

to me, so...
- OK, I love that.

- Just kind of doing whatever,
being as goofy as shit.

- I kind of have that,
too, to be honest.

You know if I like you
because I get all,

like, childish and giddy.
- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, kind of like that?

[laughter]

- Maybe.

- Well, look, I think
you're, like, really fit.

I'll be honest,
I think I kind of just

want to go for it right now.

- Oh, my God.

- I didn't know
if it was too soon or not,

but I just figured,
like, why not?

Let's see what happens.

- I don't think I can do that.

I feel like I've just
connected with someone,

and I feel like it would be
the wrong thing to do

behind his back.
- OK, I can respect that.

- Yeah.

In the real world,
Zach is someone

that I would probably go
on a date with,

but, like, I don't want
to be in an awkward situation.

I've had shit storms
last night,

shit storms the day before.

I just need to chill
for a second

and not have any drama.

Cheers to us, though,
getting to know each other.

- A little bit more
in the villa maybe.

- [laughs]
So cheeky.

♪ ♪

- There might not be any
smooching for Zach and Tiarne,

but back at the house,
it's an absolute snog fest.

Ah, someone order
a tongue sandwich?

♪ ♪

- How do you think
him and Tiegan are?

- I think he likes her.

- What about Tiarne and Mike?

- We'll find out.

- I feel like
it's so chill today.

- Mm.

- You've only gone
and jinxed it, Tiegs.

Because it won't be so chill
once our newbies arrive.

- Everyone's lovely.
- They're just peachy.

- Well, unless you
fuck around with someone else.

- I could
ruffle some feathers.

The girls better watch out
because I'm definitely

turning my charm on.

- Hello!

- Oh, my God, it's new--
is it new people?

- Guys, this is Zach.

- Oh, shit.
- What's up, y'all?

- What?
- It's a new guy.

- How's it going?
Everyone come on in.

- I thought it was--
I thought this was Mike.

[laughter]

- You wouldn't
fucking believe it.

We were gonna go there
for a nice date,

and they separate us
with two newbies.

- So I just walk in the house,
and I'm seeing everybody,

and they're
just as naked as me.

And the first thing
I thought was,

"Yeah, these guys are
just as nuts as I am."

- Zach.
- I'm Emily.

- Emily?
Nice to meet you.

- Oh, my God.

He's very tall,
and he looks exactly

like my first boyfriend.

- Another girl.
- Have you seen her?

- Yes.
- What's she look like?

- Brunette.
- She must be pretty then.

- She's all right.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

- Hey!

- I thought you need
a new girl in the house,

so I brought Monika, didn't I?
- Hi, boys.

- There's two new people
in the house,

one boy and one girl.

Let's see
what's gonna happen here.

- Hey, I'm Dan.
You're heaven sent.

- Hi, I'm Monika.
- Lovely to meet you.

Wow, you smell gorgeous.

- Meeting everybody naked,
everyone being so confident

and so comfortable
with who they are,

you just have to be
your authentic self.

- And what do you do?
- I do modeling.

I do a bit of dom work.
- What?

- Do you know what?
I like a spank.

- Yeah.
[laughter]

- Just actually
getting to know Monika

will be a really good test
for me to see

if maybe Tiarne isn't for me.
Maybe Monika is the girl.

- I haven't brought
my gear with me.

- Sorry?

- They confiscated
all my dildos.

[laughter]

- Monika, she's a character.
I love her already.

I'm gonna have an
absolute laugh with that girl.

- Don't worry.
The spanking will just be fine.

[dramatic music]

- That's crazy.
- His dick's doing a press-up.

[laughter]

- I'm still gonna get
to know the other guy,

like, but I'm 100% Mike.
Do you know what I mean?

Honestly, today hasn't
changed things to me overly.

I mean, I have to speak
to Mike first.

- To make
our newbies feel welcome,

we're throwing them
a cocktail party

with a phallic twist.

And by the way,
the phallic twist

is my one party trick
you don't want to see.

- ♪ Can we dance all day? ♪

- Oh, it's so not.
- Cocktails and cock tales.

- Cocktails and cock tales.

Oh, my God, I get it now.

- Oh, I fucking love the name.

- It seems very
self-explanatory, I think.

- I'm thinking we're gonna have

some wild sex stories
and some good drinks.

[all cheer]
- Mash it up!

- Oh, shit.
Oh, no.

My orange.

- Aw, let me get it for you.

[laughter]

Not my first time.
- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, thank you.
I'm gonna have it.

- Make sure
you spank him next time.

- What the hell?
I was waiting for that.

[laughter]

- Well, they've got
the cocktails,

so now it's time
to tell some cock tales.

- "Have you ever
been caught having sex?"

- Yeah, by my mum.

[laughter]

- "Ever slept with someone
you shouldn't have?"

- Oh, the mistake.

- Yeah, my dad.

[record scratch]

No, I'm joking.

- Oh, no!

- Bruh.

- "Show us your most
unusual sex position."

- Fucking A.
Done about 20 last night.

[laughter]

- Oh!
- Oh, my God!

- Watching Jono and Tiegan
do 69,

I mean, they've been shagging
for the past two days.

Just get a fucking room.
- Guys, that was really hot.

- What have you got, Em?
- I don't want to do it.

- I'll read it out for you.
- I don't want to do it.

- Read it.
- All right, fuck it.

I'm here for a reason.

"Snog the person you fancy
the most and say why."

- Shit.
- Never!

- This ain't great for me,
is it?

[soft dramatic music]

- I swear to god,
I will literally--

I can feel myself
getting angry inside,

and I am just thinking, like,
"Please do not kiss him."

♪ ♪

- I mean, I could go for
a Jono kiss,

if I'm being honest,
because I do like him.

What do I do here?
Ah!

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- I can't actually do this
to Tiegan right now,

so I don't know really
what I'm gonna do.

♪ ♪

Do you give consent?

[laughter]

- I do give consent.

- Oh, oh.

- She took your girl.
- She took your girl.

[laughter]

- I'm not gonna lie.
I would have gone for Jono.

I actually do have a heart,
you know,

and I decided
to do a good thing.

- Never say never.
- I'm a lucky man.

I'm a lucky man tonight, baby.

- I think Romeo
definitely wants a threesome

with Emily and Dom.

I think putting Romeo
in a situation

with him and another girl,
I do think

Romeo's head may turn.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Because I
don't want to go ♪

♪ I don't want to leave you ♪

♪ I just want to see you ♪

- So what the fuck?

- What?
- What the fuck?

Why didn't I get the kiss?
- Shut up.

- What the fuck?
- Shut up.

Jono, want to come for a chat?

- Oh, my God, look.
- What?

- They're gonna for a chat
because she wanted to snog him.

- [gasps]
Oh, it's the tea.

I thought when she--

- How does he walk about
with that in his legs?

- [laughs]
- Jesus Christ.

That fucking thing
is in slow mo.

- I was very disappointed that
I didn't go for a Jono kiss,

if I'm being honest,

but, you know,
I'm gonna chat to Jono

and just say,
"Look, what is the deal?"

- So, Em, are you all right?

- Yeah, don't know what to say.
Fuck me.

- Fucking hell.
That's a bit forward, no?

[laughter]

- The game, when I read it out,
I thought, "Fuck off."

- Why?
What was you gonna do?

- I was obviously gonna
kiss you, wasn't I?

- Was you actually?
- Yeah.

No, I wanted to say,
what's going on

with you and T then?

- Like, I do like her and stuff
and, like, it'd be nice--

it'd be nice to just carry on
getting to know her

and stuff like that.
- Good thing I was good then.

[laughter]

I'm not the person
that would be,

"Oh, I'm gonna steal
your man."

Like, if she's happy
and they want to genuinely

get to know each other
without meeting other people,

then I will happily
step out the way

and patiently wait
for my Mr. Right.

If you didn't spend
the night with T,

you would have been with me.
- I would have, yeah.

- No, yeah, you would have.

- At the moment, my head's
firmly fixed on Tiegan.

I don't normally move
very fast with women,

but I think when you come

to the "Dating Naked" house,
everything's just, like,

fast forwarded
times a thousand.

It was lovely to speak
to you again anyway.

♪ ♪

- Now that things
between Jono and Emily

have been put to bed,
I think it's about time

our daters were too.

- ♪ No sleep tonight ♪

♪ I might be high ♪

♪ But this is all I want ♪

- Do you want to come
and get in my bed?

- I would love to.

You OK, babe?
- Yeah, are you?

- All right.

- I feel like
it's so hard not to, like,

get excited about a connection.

Maybe he could be
the love of my life.

You never know.
Early days.

- ♪ All the days we spent ♪

- It might be lights out
for these daters,

but for Tiarne,
she can't sleep unless

she gets something
off her chest.

- I'm feeling
a little bit rattled.

I don't know
what's gonna happen.

I've now got three guys that
have been showing interest,

and I'm just like,
"Oh, my God."

Like, I'm interested
in one, but I haven't even

been able to connect
with that one,

like, and do
my date or anything.

So, look, I just want
to have a chat with Mike

and just see where
his head's at.

That's what I'm
thinking about right now.

- OK, well,
we've been gatecrashed

by two naked newbies,
which is fine,

no problem at all.

My date with Monika was--
was fine.

Obviously, your date with Zach,
how did that go?

- Yeah, it went OK.

I mean, like, he kind of
half tried to make a move,

and I did shut him down
because of you, obviously.

In my eyes, I'm actually
content just getting

to know you for the minute.
Do you know what I mean?

That's kind of where
my head's at.

- Do you want to sort of
keep going where we left off?

- Yes, I do.
- Yeah.

- Do you?
- Of course I do.

Do you know what I mean?

I don't want to go backwards.

I'll be honest,
there's not one,

anyone in here
that I'm really interested in

except from you,
you know what I mean?

So I'm gonna keep
moving forward with you

until something changes.
So...

- I'm happy with that.

- ♪ Just know that
I'm here for you ♪

- [laughs]

Oh, I'm, like,
stuck to everything.

I don't know.

[tender music]

- I'm honestly
absolutely over the moon.

Obviously, the best man won.
[laughs]

- Good?
- I'm better.

- Better?

- ♪ Just know that ♪

♪ I'm here for you ♪

♪ ♪

[bright music]

- The next Dumping Ground
isn't far away,

so if the daters want
to build strong connections,

they really need
to put the work in.

- ♪ I think I'm ready ♪

- Although in Dan's case,
it's more of a workout.

- You're gonna stand
sidearm on for me,

and then just try
and push your bum out

as much as you can to use it.

- So you can see my anus.

- Monika is making it
look easy, isn't she?

She's a pro.

- Yeah, at spreading my legs,
yeah.

- Five left, Lauren.
- [laughs]

- The thing I find really
surprising about dating naked

is the fact that
nobody actually looks

at your foo-foo
or your genitals.

I thought I would be
the one who's super creepy

just staring
at people's crotches,

but I did for 15 minutes.

- Four, three, two.

Well done.

Great work, girls.
Bravo.

- Well done, guys.
- Smashed it.

I don't know what's going
through Tiarne's head.

I was kind of hoping
I would get picked

because I still like her a lot,
but what can you do?

I've got to put
my big boy pants on

and move on.

- Sorry, Dan,
you're gonna need to move on

without your pants.

- Monika, would you have
some breakfast I made you.

- You made me breakfast?
- I made you breakfast.

- Thank you.

I think Dan,
I just love his smile.

He's really happy, friendly.

I would like to get to know him
and his shoulders.

- There you go.
- Thank you.

- That was very nice.

- Emily, you know,
she's got a great personality.

She lays it all out
on the line,

she shoots it straight,
and I kind of like that.

How are you settling in?
- Good.

I feel like I'm just
floating at the moment.

- Really?

You've been here for,
like, three days, right?

- I've been here
from the start.

- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.

This morning, I thought,
"Do you know what?

With Jono, my ship
has just sailed now."

And to be honest,
I really like Zach.

He is good-looking,
and I would like to chat

to him a little bit more.

I could see him as a potential.

- As Emily ponders
chowing down

on some prime American beef...

♪ ♪

Dan's nabbed newbie Monika for
a beach-based bonding session.

- What do you like to do?
What are your hobbies?

- I like walking,
running, swimming.

I can skateboard, ice skate.

- I mean, it looks like
you work out.

You've got a great figure.
- Thank you so much.

Thank you for PT training
this morning.

Thanks to you because
you're a great PT.

- I was about to say, if you
ever need any fitness advice,

use me now while
you're in the house.

I'm here to train you.
- I'm gonna use you.

I'm a freeloader.
I love it.

- Monika is really funny.
She's got great banter.

She's very lively
and energetic,

and I think we're having
a bit of chemistry.

Have you been naked before?

Is this like, a comfortable
environment for you to be in?

- Very much so.
- All right, gotcha.

- But I never see
naked people around me

and hot, naked people.

- How does that feel?
- Amazing.

- Do your eyes wander?

- I'm just--
I'm just like, "la, la, la."

- Oh, wow.
- I'm like--

- That's not the first time
you've done that.

- No, this is how I flirt.

- This is how you flirt?

Surprisingly,
it's doing something to me.

You are such a delight.

[laughter]

- You know,
you really made me at ease.

You know, like,
you in particular.

I don't know.

You just kind of--
you just caught

my attention straight away.

- We're on the same wave.

- Yes, I think so.
- Cool.

- I definitely fancy Dan.

We're both really weird,

so that really works out.

And yeah, I definitely would
like to get to know him better.

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna lie down,

and you can give me
a full MRT.

All right, don't sit on me.
- [laughs]

- Right, what do you think
in terms of who's got

the best connections and stuff?

- I think Billy and Lauren are
probably the best connection.

- I think Romeo and Dom
are a bit like--

like an old married couple.
Do you know what I mean?

I don't really see them being
affectionate with each other,

do you know what I mean?
- Yeah, yeah.

- And I think
that's a bit strange.

- Oh, yeah,
that's true, actually.

- Do you know what I mean?

- Personally, I think
Dom likes Romeo more than--

- Romeo likes Dom.

- He likes her, yeah.
- Mm.

And do you think he just--
he's just staying there

because it's comfortable?
- I think so, yeah.

I don't know if Romeo
is actually genuine

with his feelings
with Dom.

I feel like Dom
deserves the world.

She's such a pure hearted girl.

- ♪ So alive, so alive ♪

♪ Feeling like I'm taking in
the air for the first time ♪

- Can I give you a face mask?

- Yeah, you can
give me a face mask.

- You're almost
like my therapist.

- I'm such a therapist,
aren't I?

- Literally.

My sex therapist.
- [laughs]

[radio static crackles]

- Here we go.
- ♪ Radio Rylan ♪

- Attention, daters,
it's time.

- Oh!

- Tonight,
one boy will be dumped.

- You got to be shitting me.

- Zach, you're safe...
- [laughs]

- And Monika, you will have
the chance to save

one boy of your choice.

- No.

- I'll see you all
at the dumping ground.

Laters, daters.

- Oh, nice knowing youse.

- Why is it every time
we have a good day,

this happens, man?
- Let's go get ready.

- Fuck's sake!

[dramatic pop music]

- ♪ Save me ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Break me in two ♪

- Nervous, man.
But you know what?

The only way we're
gonna get through this

is to just stick together, man.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, we got this.
- You know what?

I hate
the Dumping Ground and all.

Anything could happen,
anything.

Love you, bro.

- I don't want to go home.

I'm really getting on
with Monika,

so I really hope
that I'm saved.

If I'm not saved by her,
I could be in danger.

- Oh, this is shit, man,
because--

- This is gonna
get horrible, man.

- I'm really falling
for Lauren, man.

If I go now,
I'm gonna be so upset.

I'll be really upset.

- Billy and Jono,
they seem really stressed,

maybe because
they both seem to have

very strong connections.

Everyone besides probably me
and Zach are equally nervous.

- I don't know
who it's gonna be.

I'd be gutted
if Billy went home.

I feel like
we're only just starting

to open up to each other.

I'm not ready for him to go.

♪ ♪

- Like, I feel like I'm not
an emotional person outside,

but in here.

- Yeah, in here,
it brings out all emotions.

- You ready, girls?
- Let's go, girls.

Let's get it.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Save me ♪

♪ Break me in two ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Save me ♪

♪ Break me in two ♪

- I'm definitely
not ready to go home.

The first time in a long time,
I'm actually trying

to get to know someone
seriously,

so to go home now
would be devastating.

- You just don't know
what's about to happen.

It's nerve-racking.

- I feel like
a lot of people aren't

being true to themselves.

I'm not afraid
to say anything,

and I'm gonna stick my neck
on the firing line.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Don't let me go ♪

[dramatic music]

- Well, hello, daters.

For most of you,
welcome back

to the Dumping Ground.

I know how much
you love it here.

And I'm very pleased to say
we have got two naked newbies.

How are you settling in?

- Everyone's been
so lovely and welcoming.

- Zach, how did it feel
walking in?

- I mean, walking into a house
full of beautiful, naked women,

who wouldn't want that, right?

[laughter]

- See, that's where we differ.

[laughter]

OK, well,
let's get down to business.

Zach, you're safe.

And Monika,
you will have the chance

to save one boy of your choice.

Boys, one of you
will be dumped tonight.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm coming for you ♪

♪ ♪

- Monika, it is decision time.

Which one of my boys
would you like to save?

- So, guys, it's been so lovely

getting to know all of you,

but the reason why
I'm saving this person

is because I feel like we might
have a potential connection.

We got on exceptionally well.

Therefore, the person

that I want to save is...

♪ ♪

Dan.

- Really?

- Really.
[chuckles]

- Congratulations, Dan,
you are safe to date

another day.
- [sighs]

- So that means Billy, Jono,

Mike, and Romeo,

you are all at risk
of going home tonight.

This is your time to fight

for your own survival.

♪ ♪

Starting with you, Romeo.

- [sighs]

It would be a shame
for me to go.

From day one,
I've started to build

with Dom a relationship
with someone

that I'm really into.
I know her shoe size,

I know her year of birth,

I know what
her favorite color is,

and we've been
inseparable every day.

Oh, it's making me--

- Sometimes I do feel like him
and Dom could be construed

as kind of it's comfortable.

Like, a lot of the other people
who have connections

are very touchy-feely.

It doesn't seem to be as fiery,
in my opinion.

- What do you mean by that,
fiery?

- Like, in terms of, like,
sheer, like, chemistry.

- So you're telling me
that just because

we're not sucking
each other's faces all day,

every day,
it's not a connection?

- That's not what I said,
is it?

I'm not saying
you're faking it.

I'm just saying it doesn't look
as if you've got,

like, a strong chemistry.

- Hey, wait, hold on.
Let me ask you something.

Do you even know
what year she was born?

- What's that got
to do with anything?

- What's her favorite color?

- What's that actually
got to do with anything?

- [laughs]
- That's so childish.

Do you know
how childish that is?

- Dominik and Romeo
are a bit comfortable.

I feel like
they're sort of maybe

winging it a little bit
and sort of

just protecting each other,

but Romeo has admitted to me
a few times

that his head would turn
if someone came in

that was his type,
and he would get to know them.

- I never said
that to you, bro.

What the hell is this?
- Wow.

- You're winging it
with Tiarne, bro.

- Do you want to explain it?
- His head would turn.

- Is there evidence of that?
Has he had anything to you?

- His head would turn.

- I've never, ever
once said to Romeo

that my head would turn.
- Yes, you did.

- I said--
- You're such a liar, bro.

You're such a liar, bro.
- Romeo, what do you mean?

- He's a liar,
and Dan's there to prove it.

- You said those words.
- When was this?

- It doesn't matter
when it's said.

He's been saying it
the entire time.

- It actually does matter
when it was said because

connections are built
throughout the process.

- It doesn't matter
when it's said.

- At the end of the day,
I think Dan is just very bitter

that me and Tiarne
have actually

been getting on really well.

- OK.
- Crazy.

- Let's move on.

♪ ♪

Jono, tell us why
you should stay

in the "Dating Naked" house.

- I think the way, like,
me and Tiegan

bounce off each other is,
like, so authentic, so easy,

and, like-- like,
there's no effort involved.

And I think that's-- that
can only be a good thing.

From the second I've walked in,

my actions
have matched my words

from the start
since I've got here.

I think I deserve to stay.

- On the first night
of meeting someone,

to build a connection
with someone,

you don't just have sex
with them straight away.

- Sometimes that happens.
- No, bro, that's like--

that's just
a one-night stand, bro.

- That's sexual chemistry.

- Romeo, you had sex
within two days.

- Be real.
Be real.

- You had sex in, like,
two days anyways.

So what does a day
make a difference?

It literally
makes no difference.

You're talking bullshit.

- If I really fancied Lauren
and I met her

for the first day,
if I had sex with her

the first day, what,
you're trying to tell me

that I won't fall in love
with her?

That's ludicrous.

- I feel like Jono and Tiegan
have been getting on fantastic.

Jono has been tested
a few times,

and Jono's head hasn't turned.

- He's been true
to his word since day one.

- OK, boys.
- 100%.

- There's nothing to add
to that, boy.

♪ ♪

- Billy, the last of the boys,

why do you think
you should stay?

- I reckon I should stay
because I feel like

I've really opened up to Lauren
and come a bit--

become a bit vulnerable, and
I'm definitely falling for her.

So I'm a bit shocked to be
saying that,

especially in such
a short amount of time,

but it is very genuine.

- I see Billy as my little bro.

I don't want
your heart to be broken

or anything like that, bro.

She had Rico,
and then boom, boom, boom,

she had you.

♪ ♪

So I hope that does stay strong
and keep it going.

- Yeah, that's right.

♪ ♪

- Daters, we've now heard
from everyone

who could potentially
be dumped this evening.

Girls, each of you
will have one vote,

and the boy
who gets the most votes

will be dumped immediately.

As one of our naked newbies,

Zach is immune
from being voted for

and dumped this evening.

- ♪ Sink or fly ♪

♪ Don't want to die ♪

♪ I'm on the edge now ♪

- Tiegan,
please tell me the name

of the boy you wish to dump
from the "Dating Naked" house.

- In my opinion,
I just feel like it's

the least genuine connection
in here.

So the boy that I'd like
to dump from the house is...

Romeo.

♪ ♪

- Dominik, you're next.

- I feel like
his head would turn.

So the boy that I would like
to dump from the house is...

♪ ♪

Mike.

- Emily, which boy
would you like to dump

from the "Dating Naked" house?

- The boy is...

♪ ♪

Billy.

- Next up, Tiarne.

- I feel like the foundations
of every connection

should be built on openness,
trust, and honesty.

So the person
I would like to dump is...

♪ ♪

Romeo.

- I knew it.
I knew it.

- Romeo, as I'm sure
you understand,

if you receive one more vote,

your time at
the "Dating Naked" house

will be over.

The final vote, Lauren,

please tell me the name
of the boy

that you wish to dump
from the "Dating Naked" house.

- Um...

♪ ♪

I just feel like
one boy in particular

has been not as honest
with his feelings.

So the boy that I would like
to dump from the house is...

Romeo.

♪ ♪

- So, Romeo, as I'm sure
you're aware, with three votes,

you will be leaving
the "Dating Naked" house.

But before you do,
you won't be leaving alone.

♪ ♪

Tonight will be
a double dumping.

♪ ♪

Girls, one of you will be
going home tonight as well,

and Romeo, before you go,

you'll be casting
the first vote.

♪ ♪

Next time, the fate
of one girl is sealed.

- You're all lovely women...

♪ ♪

And you all have
great personalities.

- The person I want
to dump from the house is...

♪ ♪