All language subtitles for Dating Naked UK (2024) S01E01 Stripping Off.en

- ♪ MTV ♪

[dramatic music]

- A daring dating experience
is about to begin.

♪ ♪

These ten singles are all fed
up with the world of dating.

- I've been single
for five years now.

Pretty much every situation
has just gone tits up.

- I'm ready to
push my boundaries

and find that
fairy-tale ending.

- They're taking
their search for love

to a whole new level--

By baring all.

- If everyone's naked,
I think they'll be

a lot more vulnerable.

- I've done all
the dating apps in the past,

filters and stuff,
and it's not for me.

- Guys are always
asking for nudes.

This way everything's gonna be
out there in the open.

- Going further to find love
than ever before.

Taking off every single thing.

- Oh, my God.
What on Earth am I doing?

- And stepping
into the unknown.

This is "Dating Naked."

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

While I set sail for
the "Dating Naked" house,

shall we meet our first girl?

- ♪ All we need is a spark ♪

♪ All we need is a spark ♪

- I'm Tiegan and I'm a
beautician from Birmingham.

I feel like it's
gone wrong for me

because I always
go for red flags,

and it's probably just
not the best choice.

I want to date naked because
I just wanna get to know

the nitty gritty bitty
of who you are.

I'm just excited to
get in there and flirt.

- Tiegan might be
ready to find love,

but is she ready to do it
totally starkers?

- ♪ All we need is a spark ♪

♪ ♪

- I feel like my clothes
define me a lot,

so I can't believe I'm about
to walk into this house naked.

I feel like it will be good
to see everyone

with no clothes on.

I feel it actually makes it
a vulnerable way

to get to know people.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe
I'm about to do this.

- ♪ Lay it out again ♪

♪ ♪

Oh, my God. Wow.

This is so nice.

Am I the first one in?

I'm a little bit nervous
coming through all naked,

but I can't wait
to meet everyone.

Actually, no.
I need a muscly man for that.

- Well, you're in luck,
Tiegan,

because according to my watch,
it's hunk o'clock.

♪ If you don't feel
the love in your heart ♪

♪ Love in your heart ♪

- My name is Mike.

I am currently working
as a holiday rep

between Magaluf and Ibiza.

I think being naked
will allow me

to really get to know someone
on a deeper level.

I am usually pretty confident,

but I think my biggest worry
is going in there

and finding out that
all the lads

have got massive coreys.

I'll be absolutely gutted

if I've gotta compete
with them lot. [laughs]

- ♪ It's back to the start ♪

♪ Back to the start ♪

♪ You know you've
gotta recharge ♪

♪ You know you've gotta
give it all ♪

♪ ♪

- Hello.

- Oh, you're ace.
- Hi.

- How are you?

Can I get a little cuddle?

- Yeah, yeah.
- How are you doing?

- Oh, my God.
Tiegan, keep your eyes up.

I need to not stare.
[laughs]

- Oh, yes.
- Oh, yeah.

- That's the one I like.

Go on. Here's your glass.
- What's your name? Sorry.

- I didn't even get
to know your name.

Sorry. Mine's Mike.
What's yours?

- Tiegan.
- Tiegan, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

- Tiegan is a bit of me.

Brunette, hourglass figure,

and she is definitely someone
that I wanna get

to explore a little bit more.

- All right, keeno.

I mean, she's literally
the first woman

you've clapped eyes on.

It don't hurt to have
a few options, you know.

- I'm Emily.

I'm from Stockport and I'm
a social media executive.

I am quite hard-faced and I
might put up a front sometimes.

So being naked,
I might suddenly

feel a bit more vulnerable.

My usual type is bad boys.

So right now I'm looking for
somebody who is actually going

to be valuable and worth
my time because I've

always been treated like shit.

I used to be very obsessed
about my body physically.

So yeah, this is
really just chucking me

right in the deep end.

- My name is Chrislove.

I've had past relationships,
but I never been in love.

I'm just really looking
for that guy just

to open up to me emotionally.

This is so crazy.

I can't believe
I'm getting naked.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Here we go.

- Oh, my God.
There's two people.

- Oh, you're joking.

- Oh, wow.
- Hello.

- Hi. You all right?
- What's your name, baby?

You're bloody gorgeous.

- Oh, so are you.
- How are you doing?

Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, as well.

- Mike, pleasure to meet you.
- Emily.

- Hi, baby. All right.
- Hi. You all right, then?

Nice to meet you.
- Tiegan, nice meet you.

- This is awesome.

I'm not the only one
naked here.

Yeah!

- I am genuinely looking
to find someone in here,

to be honest.

I'm not just here to
sort of mess around.

It feels a little
bit more natural

rather than on social
media or online.

- Face to face.
Naked?

- Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- Yeah. The best.

I am currently loving that
none of us look the same.

We're all different sizes,
different shapes,

and I'm excited to see
who else comes in.

- Well, you're in luck, babe,
because our next

disrobing dater is on his way.

- I love a girl
that dresses well,

but I want someone
for who they really are.

Someone that's real,
and we can build and see

what happens from there.

I'm from a very
religious background.

My dad's a pastor.

And I said to myself,
Adam and Eve found love naked.

Now it's my turn.

- ♪ It's just you and I ♪

- What am I really
nervous about?

Getting my penis out.

I'm a grower, not a shower.

I can't believe I'm about to
go walk into this house naked.

I don't know where
my mind's gonna be at.

I don't know what
I'm gonna be looking at,

but I'm shaking like a leaf.

- ♪ We can live forever ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You and I ♪

♪ We can live forever ♪

- Is that what you's
all hoping for,

hoping to all have sex
in the villa?

- No, no, no.

But you never know.

- Holy mother, Mary of Jesus.

- There's somebody else here.

- Oh, no.

- Hello.

- Nice to meet you, brother.
- Yeah, nice to meet you.

What's your name?
- Romeo, man.

- My pleasure.
- Oh, my God. I know him.

- Fucking hell.

Oh, my God!

- What the fuck?
- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.
- Tiegan.

Oh, my God.
- What?

You know each other?

- Oh, my God.
Tiegan is here.

- ♪ Let the games begin ♪

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Sleeping with a ghost ♪

♪ ♪

- Tiegan, how you been?

- Good, thanks.
How are you? You okay?

- Do you wanna hug?
- Yeah, yeah.

- You okay?
- What's going on?

- How do you know each other?
- We only, like, met once.

- We met once.
- Oh.

- We literally met, like,
on a double date.

- It was a good night, man.

- Well, at least it's a
friendly face for each other,

you know what I mean?
- Yeah, that's right, actually.

- It's so weird.
- Maybe it's fate, you know?

Maybe you're actually
meant to be together.

- Yeah, exactly.
Who knows?

- We went on a date
over a year ago,

but obviously nothing else
ever came from that.

Like, my head's
all over the place.

- Have you already
slept together or not?

- Yeah, but only once.
- Oh, no!

- What the fuck?

It's gonna be
so awkward dating

when I've already
had a date with him.

But, yeah, I did not
expect to see him today.

Oh, my God.

- No one wants to bump
into an old flame naked.

I feel you, mate.

Hopefully another dater will
take some of the heat off.

- ♪ One, two, three, go ♪

♪ ♪

- My name is Dominik.
I'm 27 years old.

I am a gal with curves,
heavy on the top,

heavy on the bottom.

I'm happy with who I am.

And if a man doesn't
like me for me, then, bye.

♪ ♪

I haven't always been
confident in my own skin,

but here I am being able
to strip down

and take all my clothes off,
and I feel like

that's a huge step for me.

I'm ready to lay my heart
on the line.

My heart is beating fast,

but I am so excited
to get in there.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I hear the call
of the wild ♪

♪ ♪

- I've got the oils
and everything,

but I've got
aloe vera, as well.

So when we do--
- I've got brown already.

- Oh!
- Hello, everyone.

- Hi!
- Hi.

- How are you?

- You're beautiful.
- You as well.

- What's your name, babe?
- Dominik.

- Ah! My name's Emily.

- Nice to meet you.

- I'm feeling nervous.

I'm feeling so many
butterflies in my stomach.

But I'm excited to be here.

- Where are you from?
- Canada.

- Canada?
- Canada?

- It's beautiful. I recommend.
- Yeah.

- My dad just went--
- The air in Canada is amazing.

- Nice and fresh.
- You walk out in the morning.

Yeah, nice and fresh.

- Romeo is definitely
my type that would go for.

Dark, handsome,
he has the tattoos.

So we'll see what happens.

- But while this lot crack on,

two new boys
are about to strip off.

- The reason I
wanna date naked is because

this is something
that's never been done before.

It's nerve-wracking
in a good way.

And I don't think
there's one part of me

that's gonna regret it.

- I love dating,
but dating apps have

always been a disaster for me.

I think being naked would be
a new experience like no other.

I think it's gonna create
deeper connections because all

I'm gonna do is get
to know the person,

and they're gonna get
to know me.

[dramatic music]

- I'm just a regular guy
from Swansea.

And now that I'm here,
it feels like a big deal.

But I feel like I'm ready
to let my guard down

and let my clothes go off.

♪ ♪

- ♪ When the walls go down ♪

♪ ♪

♪ It's a new beginning ♪

♪ ♪

- Oi, oi!
- Oi!

- How's it going?

- How's it going, people?
- How are you?

You all right?
- Is it okay down here?

- Yeah, of course.
- How are you doing?

- It's nice to meet you.
- Oh, my God. There's two.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

- Yeah, nice to meet you.
- How you doing?

Romeo.
- Nice to meet you.

- What's your name?
- Rico. Can I have a hug?

- Yep, we'll go in for a hug.

- It's not every day you just

see naked women walking around.

But that's the beauty of
"Dating Naked," I suppose.

And I'm looking forward
to getting to know them all.

- And yourself?

Chrislove, by the way.

- I do hairdressing.

- I am a PT and all
about health and fitness.

But we've got one ticket
here, so really, really

enjoy as much as you can.
- 100%.

We only have one
life, you know?

Live it up.
Do what you wanna do.

- I'm liking a
lot of girls here.

It'd be nice to actually
meet someone now I'm 32.

I think I'm ready
to commit properly.

- To being naked and having
the best time of our lives.

- Thank you!
- Let's go, man.

- And I tell you what,
first time ever I'm gonna be

in the sun without tan lines.

- Dan might be saying goodbye
to his pasty bits,

but he'll soon be saying hello
to our last girl, Lauren.

- ♪ I can feel
my body come alive ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I can feel my body
come alive ♪

- I would describe myself
as fun,

a bit nutty,
and just full of life.

I mean, I'm naughty as hell.

I'll be naughty if you
want me to be naughty.

I wanna date naked
because if everyone's naked,

I think there'll be
a lot more vulnerable.

I won't be able to judge them
for what they've got.

Likewise, they won't
be able to judge me.

We all just have to
trust each other.

[dramatic music]

I am nervous to get naked.

I'm nervous to open
myself up to people.

There's no doubt that being
naked in front of strangers

is gonna be a big
challenge for me.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Don't hide ♪

♪ I know somewhere we can go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Beyond the now ♪

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, hi.
- Hi!

- Hi.
- Nice.

- Hi, you all right?
- Hi.

Nice to meet you.
- I'm good. How are you?

- Oh, it's the new girl.

- Oh, lovely.
- What's your name, sorry?

- Lauren.
- Lauren.

Where are you from?
- Down south.

Yeah, near London.

- Are you from Ireland?

- No, Wales.

- Oh, Wales.
- Yeah.

- I quite like big shoulders,
big arms,

like a big manly figure.

So based on pure
first impressions, looks,

I quite like the long hair.

He's giving Hercules vibes.
[laughs]

- Nine daters in,
and only one boy to go.

One thing's for sure,
he'll definitely

be grafting in those girls.

- I'm a builder.
I'm from Dagenham.

I am definitely
a bit of an Essex boy.

I've got a nice car,
nice clothes,

and I do get judged on it.

With this experience, girls
will be able to focus on me

and who I am as a person.

My ideal type
I'd be looking for

has gotta be blond, blue eyes.

As long as we get on and have

a proper good laugh,
that's it.

I'm ready to find the one.

- ♪ Oh, oh-ohhh ♪

♪ Oh, oh-ohhh ♪

♪ If you gotta go ♪

- Whoa!

- Nice!
- Another one.

- Oh, we've got another one.

- Oh, there's the new one.
- He's quite fit.

- He looks really good looking.

- Billy.
- Billy, nice to meet you.

- Hey!

Yeah, mate.
- You all right?

- How are you doing, all right?
- Yeah.

What's your name?
Go for a hug.

- You're all right.
Billy.

- Billy.
- All of us just cuddling.

- Nice to meet ya.

Everybody is naked.

Yeah, it's a bit bizarre.

[laughs] You almost, like,
don't know where to look.

I've been all right
for the buildup to it,

and I think now I'm
finally here, I just, yeah,

lost for words a little bit.

- That's all our
naked daters in the house.

And while they get
to know each other,

I'm on my way to join them.

Unfortunately, I didn't
get the naked memo.

Gutted.

- ♪ Feeling so good ♪

♪ Letting it breathe,
breathe ♪

♪ Tomorrow's gonna be
so good for you and me ♪

♪ ♪

- How are you feeling
about it, girls?

- Weirdly all right.

- I think when you come in,

you see everyone else naked,
it's sort of becomes the norm.

- I'm just trying to be,
like, eyes above the waist.

- Yeah.

- ♪ Feeling so good ♪

♪ Letting it breathe,
breathe ♪

- Hello.
- How are you, my daters?

- Oh, all right.
- Hello, guys.

[cheering]

Well, I feel a bit overdressed.
[laughter]

But it's nice to see some of
you look excited to see me,

shall we say.
[laughter]

Trust me, the hard bit is over.

We've gotten that bit
out of the way.

How are we all feeling?
We're feeling good?

- Yeah.

- I'm really thrilled
that you're all here.

We're about to find out
if dating naked

is gonna work for you guys.

[cheering]

But it's not all gonna be
plain sailing.

- Oh.

[tense music]

There are a few tricks
up this sleeve.

So be prepared at all times
for anything

I might throw at you guys.

Okay?

Should we get down to business?

- Yes!
- Let's do it.

- Boys, come and stand
over here on my right.

Girls, come and
stand on my left.

- Oh, what's Rylan got up his
little glittery sleeve for us?

- Don't trust Rylan.

Never trust an Essex boy.

- I love the unknown.

Let the games begin.

- I think it's time to
find out the gossip.

Who's caught your eye?

[upbeat music]

I want each of you
to tell me the person

that you fancy the most.

Now, what they don't know is
that if any of them match,

they'll be heading off on
our very first naked date.

- Dan?
- Hey, Rylan.

- What one of these lovely
ladies has caught your eye?

- Lauren.

She's got gorgeous
eyebrows, gorgeous face.

And I'd just like to
get to know you more.

- Thanks.
- Billy?

- The one girl that's
caught my eye is Lauren.

She has the smile.

She's definitely a bit cheeky,
as well, I can imagine.

- Do you like a bit of cheeky?
- Yeah, yeah.

- Rico, who are we going for?

- Lauren.
- Why Lauren?

- The blonde hair, blue eyes.

She gives me Aussie vibes.

- Is that your thing?
- Yeah.

- So, Mike, out of our lovely
ladies, who's caught your eye?

- I think the lady
that's caught my eye

is probably Tiegan.
- Tiegan?

- Tiegan was obviously the
first girl that I spoke to,

and I think we got
along pretty well.

- Okay.
- Romeo?

- I'm choosing Tiegan.

- So two boys have
got eyes for Tiegan.

Three boys have their
eyes set on Lauren.

Interesting.

Well, now it is time to
hand over a bit of control

to the ladies.

- So, Chrislove,
what one of these boys

has taken your fancy?

- Probably him.
I forgot his name.

- You think Dan?

- Yeah.

- Dominik, who are
we gonna go for?

- My usual type would be Romeo.

- There's a little
wink going on there.

Or is it the sun?
- I'm winking, don't worry.

[laughter]

- Emily?

- Just off the basis of
my first impressions,

I would have chosen Mike
because I feel

like he was very open
and kind and welcoming

the minute I walked in.

That automatically screams
that you're a decent person.

- Thanks, I appreciate that.

- You're welcome.
[laughs]

- Lauren, Dan, Billy, and Rico

are all interested in getting
to know you more.

But out of these five boys,
which ones caught your eye?

Lauren, who are we going for?

- I'd say probably--

Rico has taking my fancy more
than anyone else in a minute.

- Buzzing, right?

- What is it about, Rico?

- It's the hair, the tattoos,
teeth, everything.

I like it.
- I'm buzzing with that.

- Aw.

- Okay.
Well, that's a match.

So, Tiegan, it sounds
like you've already

impressed Mike and Romeo.

But which one of our boys
has caught your eye?

- So I'm gonna choose--

- Romeo and Tiegan do
have a bit of history,

but I'll be absolutely
buzzing if it's me.

- At this point, yeah,
I'm so confident

that it's gonna be me.

Let's go.

♪ ♪

Yeah, Mike.

I feel like we got a
lot of things in common.

- Okay.

- She doesn't know Mike,
but she knows me.

So why would she not
pick me first off?

- Mike and Tiegan
and Rico and Lauren,

how do you fancy
going on a double date?

- Oh, yeah!

- Sign me up.

Sign me up.

- And ladies, if you think
you've seen enough balls

already, be prepared.

Off you go, and I'll
see you very soon.

[indistinct chatter]

- Oh, my God.
- I'm excited.

- Because I wanna know

if dating naked
will genuinely work,

I won't be revealing yet that
there's a prize of £50,000

at the end of this experience

for the two daters who have
made the strongest connection.

- This is gonna
be sick, innit?

- So guys,
no matches for you lot.

However, don't stress.

There's gonna be
plenty more time.

So guys, get to know each other
and have a great time.

And I'll see you very soon.

- Okay.
- Laters, daters.

- Bye.
- Thank you.

- Fuckin' hell,
that was intense.

- That was intense.

- That really was, wasn't it?

- To be honest,
I thought Tiegan was going

to reciprocate the same
energy, but I don't

know what happened there.

I've got to be
positive and know

how to maneuver around Tiegan.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What is going on here?
- Balloons.

- As everyone's naked,
what better way

to kick things off than with
a load of dangling balls?

Each is filled with goodies
for our daters to share,

and all they've got to do
is pop them.

- Let's go
and burst some balls.

- Let's do it.

- ♪ I just wanna
feel this moment ♪

♪ I'll be swimming
like the ocean ♪

♪ And I wanna
get to know you ♪

- Oh, my God, I'm falling!

- Being naked with
each other now, it's crazy.

But it just feels like we're
all just free and loving it.

- Things are getting
a little bit naughty!

- The vibe is going well.

Everyone seems to be
popping the balls.

We've found some handcuffs.
Put them straight on Tiegan.

They'll be coming
straight back with us.

- Oh!

- [laughs]
That's fun.

- Oh!
- Pfft!

- I'm having so much fun.

I feel like me and Rico
have a good little

sexual tension going on.

[laughter and chatter]

- It's safe to say these guys
are well and truly warmed up.

But back at the house,
the other daters

are cooling off poolside.

- ♪ Let the music
take us over ♪

- When Romeo said who do you
fancy, why did you choose me?

- Because you just have
similar vibes

and you just seem like
a cool person.

You're chill.
- I'll take it.

I mean, it's very interesting.

This is like, my first time
talking to a lot of people
naked,

so the awkwardness
is definitely out there.

But Dan is really
goofy and cute.

I wanna get to know him more.

- What is he doing?

- Look at this guy.

He fucking loves it.
Hey, jump in.

- Oh, mate, it's too shallow.
I'll break my neck.

[laughter]

- He's great.
He's great. He's great.

- I'm fucking naked!

[laughter]

- What made you want
come on here, then?

It's a random one.

- Such a random one.
- Are you spontaneous and that?

- I turned 25 and I
don't know what happened.

I thought, fuck this.
Do anything that you want.

You're just turning 25.
Live your life.

- Live your life. Yeah.

- And I'm so not arsed
about a lot of things.

I'm very just chilled.

- Yeah.

- I did say Lauren's
name to Rylan.

She's definitely the sort of
girl I'd go for back home.

But I seem to be getting on
with Emily quite well,

so we'll see what happens.
[laughs]

- How are you feeling about
the whole Tiegan situation?

Are you interested in
seeing where things go?

- Obviously, I was
kind of shocked

to see her anyway, regardless.

- Yeah, 100%.

I mean, what are the odds?

- It kind of just threw me off.

I said her name off impulse
anyway, because I thought

she was gonna say my name.
- Yeah.

How'd you feel, though, when
she didn't say your name?

- I was like raw.
- Really?

- She didn't say my name.
- Mm.

- I should have really
and truly just said you.

- Oh, Romeo, I do like him.

I feel like he's chill.
I like his vibe.

But is Romeo still
hung up on Tiegan?

I also don't wanna feel like
second-best either, you know?

I want him to want me for sure.

I feel like I'm at
a point in my life

where if I find the right
person, then I'd settle down.

But I don't know,
I feel like I'm very--

- Picky.
- Yeah.

I feel like I have
a wall up when

getting to know guys
just because

I've been hurt in the past.

And I just feel
like it's hard to be

completely vulnerable with
someone, you know what I mean?

So, I don't know.

I feel like it's gotta take
someone real special

to let them in,
if that makes sense.

- ♪ Oh, I want to love love ♪

♪ Oh ♪

- So what are you looking
for, a long term relationship?

- You know what?

I just live by the motto of
you've got

to live life to the fullest.
- Yeah, definitely.

- And enjoy every moment.

And I feel like I'd
want someone that's, like,

on the same level.
- Same wavelength.

- Yeah.

- So are you hoping
for meet someone,

be good friends with them, and
then build a future with them?

- Yeah, I like someone
that's positive, fun.

Yeah, I would be
ready to settle down.

- Yeah.

- I would like kids,
but not just yet.

- Do you? I want
a big family, to be fair.

- Do you?
- I'd love a big family.

- How many?
- I'd say, like four, you know.

- Would you?
Well, two boys, two girls.

- Oh, that'd be perfect,
wouldn't it?

To be honest, baby chat
on a first date

isn't usually the first thing
that comes up.

But I think being naked
probably just opened it all up.

- Do you reckon is there
anyone else in the villa

that takes your fancy?
- No.

- No?
- No. I have to admit that.

I think you're
actually everything

I thought you were gonna be.

You're a little bit naughty.

- I love that you
noticed that already.

- Yeah, little bit naughty.

And I think you're just bubbly
and good at chat.

- Yeah.

- I think, yeah,
I think you ticked

all the boxes, to be fair.

- Obviously, I've barely even
spoken to the other guys.

So I haven't gotta know them.

But I think based off first
impressions, you is my type.

And I feel like we've got on.
- Yeah, smashingly. Yeah.

- Yeah. Really well.

- I feel like probably the
best date I've ever had.

- Thanks.
- So cheers to that.

She's got a wicked smile,
lovely eyes.

I think she's insane.

So I just hope it goes further.

- So lovely.
- Such an amazing view.

- Yeah, it is.

- I wonder how those guys
have got on, as well.

- I know, I know.

- He's getting close, isn't he?

- I don't know.

- Do you want a kiss?

- Do you wanna kiss me?

- Yeah, I'd love to kiss you.

- Go on, then.

♪ ♪

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm thinking of you ♪

♪ I'm thinking of you ♪

- As the sun sets on the
daters' first day in paradise,

it looks like connections
are already beginning to form.

[mellow music]

♪ ♪

- Good morning.

- Morning.

- ♪ And it's got me
feelin' good ♪

- Morning, boys!

- Morning.
[laughs]

- Morning, Mikey.

- Bro.

- You and your fucking snoring.

- Day two, I'm feeling good.

We're in tropical paradise
and we're all naked.

Woop, Woop.
[laughs]

- How was everyone's sleep?

- Gorgeous.
- I actually slept good.

- How's everyone
feeling about today?

- I feel more at ease.

I feel like yesterday it was,
like, so many emotions.

- I'm quite excited.

- Yeah, I'm excited for today.

I liked my date.

- Well, I do want
a new boy to come in.

- You do?
- Yeah.

- Yesterday you
were busy in love.

I catch a vibe off people
quite quickly,

but I'm not really
sure on Lauren yet.

I don't really know
what she's trying to do,

but I think that
she's playing a game.

♪ ♪

- ♪ You've got me
feelin' good ♪

- I think we'll have to make
breakfast for all the ladies,

so everyone feels
involved, innit?

You know what I mean?
- Yeah.

- Good morning, girls.

- Morning!

- Good morning!
- Morning.

- This is actually a really
good thing, isn't it?

Waking up, loads of
naked men in the kitchen.

[laughter]

I kind of feel
like I'm in heaven.

- Dream come true.
- Welcome!

- Waking up this morning,
I feel like

it's so crazy, everyone naked.

It's like we're all wild,
on a tropical beach, stranded,

and we can't find no clothes.

♪ ♪

♪ Give me more, more, more ♪

- One--does your
dick feel good?

[laughter]

Does your dick feel good?

Feels good, yeah!

Give it a bit of a shake.

- It's so hot seeing the guys
work out, I'm not gonna lie.

- It is.

- This is the first naked
session I've had in a while.

- This is the
first naked session

I've ever had in me life.
[laughter]

- I feel like it's literally
good to, like, see everything.

- Yeah.

- I'll catch myself
looking down sometimes.

And then I'm like, oh, my God.

His dick's right there.

- It's human nature.
- Yeah.

But you're always caught--

I'm just getting
stuck on the penis.

- [laughs]

- Oh, my God.

- It better be the best
massage in my life.

- Oh, yeah.

I'll save that for tonight.

- What's he doing?

Is it massaging her body?

Is he giving her a fucking--
- Who?

- Look.
- Oh, my God.

Look, he doesn't know what
position to get in, I think.

- Assume position!

- I can't.
I'm too excited for that.

[laughter]

- For Lauren and Rico,
I feel like the naked dating

experience has made
everything go fast forward.

You get close so quickly.

- Well, you have got
a lovely bum, as well.

- Have I?
- Yeah.

- Do you wanna kiss it?
- Yeah, go on.

[laughter]

- It was a lovely massage.
A lovely massage.

Yeah, Rico's got nice hands.

I wonder what else
he can do with them.

- ♪ Will you give me love,
give me passion ♪

- Fuckin' hell,
he's rock solid.

- Is he?
- Yeah, it's hilarious.

[laughter]

- Being naked, I may have
gotten a bit too excited.

Yeah, it was wicked,
in all fairness.

- ♪ Passion,
I want it all, baby ♪

- ♪ I wanna feel like
I'm alive ♪

♪ So let's just keep on
dancing like it's 2005 ♪

[bird squawking]
- That's a parrot?

- A parrot?
- Yeah, it speaks Spanish.

- The parrot speaks Spanish?

[laughter]

- ♪ Yeah,
let's just keep on dancing ♪

♪ Like we're young and alive ♪

- So how was your massage?

[laughter]

- Yeah, it was nice.
It was nice.

- Oh, God,
I forgot to tell you.

- I got it.

- Lauren, she kept
saying last night,

I want to kind of stick
with him.

And then next minute she
was like, oh, no, I would

wanna keep my options open.

And then she goes, lovely if a
new boy walks in today.

Hm.

I dunno.
- Dom's quite lovely.

- Yeah, she's nice.
- She's very genuine.

- It's hard, though.

People can be genuine,
but just twats. [laughs]

- Yeah.

- Billy's nice-looking.
He's bringing good vibes.

He's got quite a nice chat and
when you actually talk to him,

he's actually a nice person.

So I've got to explore it,
haven't I?

♪ ♪

- So how are you?
- Good. How are you?

- Yeah, really good.

- How was yesterday, then?
- Yeah, I loved it.

- Yeah, it was good, wasn't it?
- It was so fun.

- I do think there is sort of
a nice little bit

of chemistry there.

I'd have to say that
you're my sort of type.

You've got a bit
of banter, pretty.

- Oh, yeah.

- And obviously you've got a
nice set of gnashers as well.

That's about it.
[laughter]

Do you like lashes?
- Lashes?

- Did you say lashes?
- No, gnashers.

[laughter]

- That's so funny.

I'm really liking
Mike's personality.

We're getting to know
each other better.

And I feel like he's just

giving me green flags
right now.

- Like I said,
it's still early days.

And I'm just sort of
looking forward to seeing

what happens, really, more--
- Yeah, like me. I'm excited.

- Me and Tiegan are vibing.

She's a little bit
of a chatterbox, as well.

The banter is flowing,
and I think

we're both on
the same wavelength.

- Where's your head at?

- You make me a bit shy.
I'm not gonna lie.

- Is that what it is?
- Yeah.

- Really?
- Mm.

- You make me a bit nervous.

- Why?
- I don't know.

- I make you nervous?

- Yeah.

- You're gonna
break those nerves.

- Honestly, my mind is just
in shambles because I'm like,

I want to kiss him.

But he should kiss me.

I mean, if you wanna kiss me,
you can.

- No, you--
[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Our first kiss,
just easy, like it was natural.

I didn't even think about
being naked at all, honestly.

- ♪ I just wanna
feel you on my body ♪

♪ So seductive ♪

♪ Let's be honest ♪

♪ You just drive me crazy ♪

♪ Drive me crazy ♪

♪ ♪

- I feel like
it's been so chill today.

I feel like I need
something exciting.

- I feel like something's
gonna happen. It's gotta.

- I did warn the daters I had
a few tricks up my sleeve,

so I think it's time that
they tuned into Radio Rylan.

[scratchy radio static]

- ♪ Radio Rylan! ♪

- What is that?

- Daters--
- Rylan!

- You're tuned in
to Radio Rylan.

Your one-stop station
for all your naked news.

You've had 24 hours
in the house

to get to know each other.

But it's time to put your
connections to the test.

[suspenseful music]

- Oh, no.

- Here we go.

- Can all daters get ready and
head to the Dumping Ground?

- [gasps]
- Laters, daters.

- Ooh!
What's the Dumping Ground?

- Getting chopped, now.

- No.
- Someone's going home.

- Someone's going home.

- Oh, no. This ain't good.

This cannot be good.

This is not a good thing.

- I just don't know what
Rylan's got in store for us.

- I think this is gonna go
down tonight, hard and proper.

- I don't even know
what this means.

Rylan, you're
a sneaky, sneaky man.

- ♪ Will we sink or swim? ♪

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- It's put me on
a bit of an edge,

because I'm unsure what this
Dumping Ground situation is.

And I don't like this.

Like, what is
the guessing game?

My anxiety is slightly
on edge.

We're all trying to figure out
what the Dumping Ground means.

Is one of us gonna be dumped?
This is just bad.

- It's a bit crazy
if someone gets dumped.

- I know.

- Me and Lauren, we have
a wicked time together.

We have great energy.

So if I went tonight,
I'd be fucking gutted.

- What do you think
is gonna happen then?

- I literally feel sick
about this Dumping Ground.

I really don't wanna go home
tonight.

I wanna make more connections.

Anybody could go.

- ♪ Will we sink or swim? ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Hot in your mouth ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Time running out ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You better run ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You better run ♪

- Hello, daters.

- Hi, Rys.

- I've got to be
completely honest with you.

I've missed you.

- Aww!

- Feeling good?
- A bit nervous.

- A little bit nervous?
- Yeah, little bit.

[tense music]

- So, listen,
this is the Dumping Ground.

Every time I call you here,

someone will be dumped
from the house.

And their "Dating Naked"
experience will be over.

It's a big decision and that
decision is down to youse.

♪ ♪

Any one of you
could be going home.

However--

Not yet.

[overlapping chatter]

- Good!
- I was so nervous.

- Tonight,
there will be no dumping.

- Oh!
- Thank God.

- You are all safe
to date another day.

- You gave me
a heart attack, man.

[laughter]

- Now, before you go,

there is something else.

Or should I say...

[upbeat music]

Someone else?

- Nah!

- ♪ I was born to be bad ♪

♪ ♪

- I would describe myself
as someone that has

a little bit of a spicy side.

I definitely am
a strong personality

and I'm not gonna be afraid of
going for someone that I want

if I'm interested in them

because I'm pretty comfortable
with my body and my sexuality.

- ♪ Yeah, I was born
to be bad ♪

- Oh!

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my--

- This is Tiarne.

♪ ♪

- Hi, boys.
- Hello. There you are.

- Looking good.
- Very good.

- Tiarne.
- Yes.

- How are you feeling?
- I'm really good.

I'm really excited to be here.

- Are you?
- Yeah, king.

- King?
- I traveled a long way.

- Where have you come from?
- Melbourne, Australia.

- So Tiarne's an Aussie?
- Aussie.

- Mm.

[laughter]
- Melbourne girl, eh?

- Are you an Aussie as well?
- Yeah, I live in Sydney.

- Oh, really? Close by.
- Yeah.

- Closer now.
- Well, yeah. Very close.

- So, boys, what do we think
of our first naked newbie?

- Yeah, very pretty.

- She's a nice girl.

- Thank you.
[laughs]

- You are beautiful, and I'd
really like to get to know you.

I'm Dan.

- Yeah, no,
she's really stunning,

and love the accent.

- Remember where your toast
is buttered.

- Yeah, don't piss
on your chips, eh?

- Well, the drama
doesn't stop here.

Boys, the next time I call you
all to the Dumping Ground,

one of you will be dumped
from the house.

[dramatic music]

As the naked newbie, Tiarne,

you will have the power
to save one of them.

- [gasps]
Oh, my God.

- Boys, if you wanna stay
in this experience longer,

you better put a shift in
with our newbie.

And one of you is gonna get
a head start right now.

Tiarne, on first impressions--
- Yeah?

- Who do you fancy the most?

- Tiarne is looking good.

Blondie, hourglass figure.

Could she turn me head?
Quite possibly.

- She could choose anyone,
but I really hope it's me.

- She's unreal.

Yeah,
I'm absolutely stressing.

- Oh, my God.
What is gonna happen now?

- Next time
on "Dating Naked"--

[tense music]

The first naked newbie
makes waves.

- I'm gonna need
to sleep on this

because I've got, like,
a couple of options in my head.

- I'm stressing.
I'm stressing myself bad.

- Connections deepen.

- I feel like my balls are
getting stuck to the saddle.

- I'm fine. I haven't got
balls. It's all right.

- Feelings are laid bare.

- At the moment, I don't
wanna be around any of them.

- Oh.
- [crying]

- It was nice
getting to know Rico,

but I do wanna get to know
other people, as well.

- Oh.
- Hey.

- Hey.

- Why the fuck
is he over there?

- Come on.

This just really
isn't girl code, is it?

- That was possessive.

- And one boy's experience
will come to an end

at the Dumping Ground.

Unfortunately, boys,
one of you will be going home.

- Can we all just
collectively just vote Billy?

- That is petty as fuck.

- This boy, I feel like
he wasn't genuine.

- The boy that I want to
dump from the house is--

- Oh!

- This is too much
fucking shit.