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- ♪ MTV ♪

[dramatic music]

- A daring dating experience is about to begin.

♪ ♪

These ten singles are all fed up with the world of dating.

- I've been single for five years now.

Pretty much every situation has just gone tits up.

- I'm ready to push my boundaries

and find that fairy-tale ending.

- They're taking their search for love

to a whole new level--

By baring all.

- If everyone's naked, I think they'll be

a lot more vulnerable.

- I've done all the dating apps in the past,

filters and stuff, and it's not for me.

- Guys are always asking for nudes.

This way everything's gonna be out there in the open.

- Going further to find love than ever before.

Taking off every single thing.

- Oh, my God. What on Earth am I doing?

- And stepping into the unknown.

This is "Dating Naked."

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

While I set sail for the "Dating Naked" house,

shall we meet our first girl?

- ♪ All we need is a spark ♪

♪ All we need is a spark ♪

- I'm Tiegan and I'm a beautician from Birmingham.

I feel like it's gone wrong for me

because I always go for red flags,

and it's probably just not the best choice.

I want to date naked because I just wanna get to know

the nitty gritty bitty of who you are.

I'm just excited to get in there and flirt.

- Tiegan might be ready to find love,

but is she ready to do it totally starkers?

- ♪ All we need is a spark ♪

♪ ♪

- I feel like my clothes define me a lot,

so I can't believe I'm about to walk into this house naked.

I feel like it will be good to see everyone

with no clothes on.

I feel it actually makes it a vulnerable way

to get to know people.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe I'm about to do this.

- ♪ Lay it out again ♪

♪ ♪

Oh, my God. Wow.

This is so nice.

Am I the first one in?

I'm a little bit nervous coming through all naked,

but I can't wait to meet everyone.

Actually, no. I need a muscly man for that.

- Well, you're in luck, Tiegan,

because according to my watch, it's hunk o'clock.

♪ If you don't feel the love in your heart ♪

♪ Love in your heart ♪

- My name is Mike.

I am currently working as a holiday rep

between Magaluf and Ibiza.

I think being naked will allow me

to really get to know someone on a deeper level.

I am usually pretty confident,

but I think my biggest worry is going in there

and finding out that all the lads

have got massive coreys.

I'll be absolutely gutted

if I've gotta compete with them lot. [laughs]

- ♪ It's back to the start ♪

♪ Back to the start ♪

♪ You know you've gotta recharge ♪

♪ You know you've gotta give it all ♪

♪ ♪

- Hello.

- Oh, you're ace. - Hi.

- How are you?

Can I get a little cuddle?

- Yeah, yeah. - How are you doing?

- Oh, my God. Tiegan, keep your eyes up.

I need to not stare. [laughs]

- Oh, yes. - Oh, yeah.

- That's the one I like.

Go on. Here's your glass. - What's your name? Sorry.

- I didn't even get to know your name.

Sorry. Mine's Mike. What's yours?

- Tiegan. - Tiegan, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

- Tiegan is a bit of me.

Brunette, hourglass figure,

and she is definitely someone that I wanna get

to explore a little bit more.

- All right, keeno.

I mean, she's literally the first woman

you've clapped eyes on.

It don't hurt to have a few options, you know.

- I'm Emily.

I'm from Stockport and I'm a social media executive.

I am quite hard-faced and I might put up a front sometimes.

So being naked, I might suddenly

feel a bit more vulnerable.

My usual type is bad boys.

So right now I'm looking for somebody who is actually going

to be valuable and worth my time because I've

always been treated like shit.

I used to be very obsessed about my body physically.

So yeah, this is really just chucking me

right in the deep end.

- My name is Chrislove.

I've had past relationships, but I never been in love.

I'm just really looking for that guy just

to open up to me emotionally.

This is so crazy.

I can't believe I'm getting naked.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Here we go.

- Oh, my God. There's two people.

- Oh, you're joking.

- Oh, wow. - Hello.

- Hi. You all right? - What's your name, baby?

You're bloody gorgeous.

- Oh, so are you. - How are you doing?

Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, as well.

- Mike, pleasure to meet you. - Emily.

- Hi, baby. All right. - Hi. You all right, then?

Nice to meet you. - Tiegan, nice meet you.

- This is awesome.

I'm not the only one naked here.

Yeah!

- I am genuinely looking to find someone in here,

to be honest.

I'm not just here to sort of mess around.

It feels a little bit more natural

rather than on social media or online.

- Face to face. Naked?

- Yeah, yeah, exactly. - Yeah. The best.

I am currently loving that none of us look the same.

We're all different sizes, different shapes,

and I'm excited to see who else comes in.

- Well, you're in luck, babe, because our next

disrobing dater is on his way.

- I love a girl that dresses well,

but I want someone for who they really are.

Someone that's real, and we can build and see

what happens from there.

I'm from a very religious background.

My dad's a pastor.

And I said to myself, Adam and Eve found love naked.

Now it's my turn.

- ♪ It's just you and I ♪

- What am I really nervous about?

Getting my penis out.

I'm a grower, not a shower.

I can't believe I'm about to go walk into this house naked.

I don't know where my mind's gonna be at.

I don't know what I'm gonna be looking at,

but I'm shaking like a leaf.

- ♪ We can live forever ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You and I ♪

♪ We can live forever ♪

- Is that what you's all hoping for,

hoping to all have sex in the villa?

- No, no, no.

But you never know.

- Holy mother, Mary of Jesus.

- There's somebody else here.

- Oh, no.

- Hello.

- Nice to meet you, brother. - Yeah, nice to meet you.

What's your name? - Romeo, man.

- My pleasure. - Oh, my God. I know him.

- Fucking hell.

Oh, my God!

- What the fuck? - Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God. - Tiegan.

Oh, my God. - What?

You know each other?

- Oh, my God. Tiegan is here.

- ♪ Let the games begin ♪

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Sleeping with a ghost ♪

♪ ♪

- Tiegan, how you been?

- Good, thanks. How are you? You okay?

- Do you wanna hug? - Yeah, yeah.

- You okay? - What's going on?

- How do you know each other? - We only, like, met once.

- We met once. - Oh.

- We literally met, like, on a double date.

- It was a good night, man.

- Well, at least it's a friendly face for each other,

you know what I mean? - Yeah, that's right, actually.

- It's so weird. - Maybe it's fate, you know?

Maybe you're actually meant to be together.

- Yeah, exactly. Who knows?

- We went on a date over a year ago,

but obviously nothing else ever came from that.

Like, my head's all over the place.

- Have you already slept together or not?

- Yeah, but only once. - Oh, no!

- What the fuck?

It's gonna be so awkward dating

when I've already had a date with him.

But, yeah, I did not expect to see him today.

Oh, my God.

- No one wants to bump into an old flame naked.

I feel you, mate.

Hopefully another dater will take some of the heat off.

- ♪ One, two, three, go ♪

♪ ♪

- My name is Dominik. I'm 27 years old.

I am a gal with curves, heavy on the top,

heavy on the bottom.

I'm happy with who I am.

And if a man doesn't like me for me, then, bye.

♪ ♪

I haven't always been confident in my own skin,

but here I am being able to strip down

and take all my clothes off, and I feel like

that's a huge step for me.

I'm ready to lay my heart on the line.

My heart is beating fast,

but I am so excited to get in there.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I hear the call of the wild ♪

♪ ♪

- I've got the oils and everything,

but I've got aloe vera, as well.

So when we do-- - I've got brown already.

- Oh! - Hello, everyone.

- Hi! - Hi.

- How are you?

- You're beautiful. - You as well.

- What's your name, babe? - Dominik.

- Ah! My name's Emily.

- Nice to meet you.

- I'm feeling nervous.

I'm feeling so many butterflies in my stomach.

But I'm excited to be here.

- Where are you from? - Canada.

- Canada? - Canada?

- It's beautiful. I recommend. - Yeah.

- My dad just went-- - The air in Canada is amazing.

- Nice and fresh. - You walk out in the morning.

Yeah, nice and fresh.

- Romeo is definitely my type that would go for.

Dark, handsome, he has the tattoos.

So we'll see what happens.

- But while this lot crack on,

two new boys are about to strip off.

- The reason I wanna date naked is because

this is something that's never been done before.

It's nerve-wracking in a good way.

And I don't think there's one part of me

that's gonna regret it.

- I love dating, but dating apps have

always been a disaster for me.

I think being naked would be a new experience like no other.

I think it's gonna create deeper connections because all

I'm gonna do is get to know the person,

and they're gonna get to know me.

[dramatic music]

- I'm just a regular guy from Swansea.

And now that I'm here, it feels like a big deal.

But I feel like I'm ready to let my guard down

and let my clothes go off.

♪ ♪

- ♪ When the walls go down ♪

♪ ♪

♪ It's a new beginning ♪

♪ ♪

- Oi, oi! - Oi!

- How's it going?

- How's it going, people? - How are you?

You all right? - Is it okay down here?

- Yeah, of course. - How are you doing?

- It's nice to meet you. - Oh, my God. There's two.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- Yeah, nice to meet you. - How you doing?

Romeo. - Nice to meet you.

- What's your name? - Rico. Can I have a hug?

- Yep, we'll go in for a hug.

- It's not every day you just

see naked women walking around.

But that's the beauty of "Dating Naked," I suppose.

And I'm looking forward to getting to know them all.

- And yourself?

Chrislove, by the way.

- I do hairdressing.

- I am a PT and all about health and fitness.

But we've got one ticket here, so really, really

enjoy as much as you can. - 100%.

We only have one life, you know?

Live it up. Do what you wanna do.

- I'm liking a lot of girls here.

It'd be nice to actually meet someone now I'm 32.

I think I'm ready to commit properly.

- To being naked and having the best time of our lives.

- Thank you! - Let's go, man.

- And I tell you what, first time ever I'm gonna be

in the sun without tan lines.

- Dan might be saying goodbye to his pasty bits,

but he'll soon be saying hello to our last girl, Lauren.

- ♪ I can feel my body come alive ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I can feel my body come alive ♪

- I would describe myself as fun,

a bit nutty, and just full of life.

I mean, I'm naughty as hell.

I'll be naughty if you want me to be naughty.

I wanna date naked because if everyone's naked,

I think there'll be a lot more vulnerable.

I won't be able to judge them for what they've got.

Likewise, they won't be able to judge me.

We all just have to trust each other.

[dramatic music]

I am nervous to get naked.

I'm nervous to open myself up to people.

There's no doubt that being naked in front of strangers

is gonna be a big challenge for me.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Don't hide ♪

♪ I know somewhere we can go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Beyond the now ♪

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, hi. - Hi!

- Hi. - Nice.

- Hi, you all right? - Hi.

Nice to meet you. - I'm good. How are you?

- Oh, it's the new girl.

- Oh, lovely. - What's your name, sorry?

- Lauren. - Lauren.

Where are you from? - Down south.

Yeah, near London.

- Are you from Ireland?

- No, Wales.

- Oh, Wales. - Yeah.

- I quite like big shoulders, big arms,

like a big manly figure.

So based on pure first impressions, looks,

I quite like the long hair.

He's giving Hercules vibes. [laughs]

- Nine daters in, and only one boy to go.

One thing's for sure, he'll definitely

be grafting in those girls.

- I'm a builder. I'm from Dagenham.

I am definitely a bit of an Essex boy.

I've got a nice car, nice clothes,

and I do get judged on it.

With this experience, girls will be able to focus on me

and who I am as a person.

My ideal type I'd be looking for

has gotta be blond, blue eyes.

As long as we get on and have

a proper good laugh, that's it.

I'm ready to find the one.

- ♪ Oh, oh-ohhh ♪

♪ Oh, oh-ohhh ♪

♪ If you gotta go ♪

- Whoa!

- Nice! - Another one.

- Oh, we've got another one.

- Oh, there's the new one. - He's quite fit.

- He looks really good looking.

- Billy. - Billy, nice to meet you.

- Hey!

Yeah, mate. - You all right?

- How are you doing, all right? - Yeah.

What's your name? Go for a hug.

- You're all right. Billy.

- Billy. - All of us just cuddling.

- Nice to meet ya.

Everybody is naked.

Yeah, it's a bit bizarre.

[laughs] You almost, like, don't know where to look.

I've been all right for the buildup to it,

and I think now I'm finally here, I just, yeah,

lost for words a little bit.

- That's all our naked daters in the house.

And while they get to know each other,

I'm on my way to join them.

Unfortunately, I didn't get the naked memo.

Gutted.

- ♪ Feeling so good ♪

♪ Letting it breathe, breathe ♪

♪ Tomorrow's gonna be so good for you and me ♪

♪ ♪

- How are you feeling about it, girls?

- Weirdly all right.

- I think when you come in,

you see everyone else naked, it's sort of becomes the norm.

- I'm just trying to be, like, eyes above the waist.

- Yeah.

- ♪ Feeling so good ♪

♪ Letting it breathe, breathe ♪

- Hello. - How are you, my daters?

- Oh, all right. - Hello, guys.

[cheering]

Well, I feel a bit overdressed. [laughter]

But it's nice to see some of you look excited to see me,

shall we say. [laughter]

Trust me, the hard bit is over.

We've gotten that bit out of the way.

How are we all feeling? We're feeling good?

- Yeah.

- I'm really thrilled that you're all here.

We're about to find out if dating naked

is gonna work for you guys.

[cheering]

But it's not all gonna be plain sailing.

- Oh.

[tense music]

There are a few tricks up this sleeve.

So be prepared at all times for anything

I might throw at you guys.

Okay?

Should we get down to business?

- Yes! - Let's do it.

- Boys, come and stand over here on my right.

Girls, come and stand on my left.

- Oh, what's Rylan got up his little glittery sleeve for us?

- Don't trust Rylan.

Never trust an Essex boy.

- I love the unknown.

Let the games begin.

- I think it's time to find out the gossip.

Who's caught your eye?

[upbeat music]

I want each of you to tell me the person

that you fancy the most.

Now, what they don't know is that if any of them match,

they'll be heading off on our very first naked date.

- Dan? - Hey, Rylan.

- What one of these lovely ladies has caught your eye?

- Lauren.

She's got gorgeous eyebrows, gorgeous face.

And I'd just like to get to know you more.

- Thanks. - Billy?

- The one girl that's caught my eye is Lauren.

She has the smile.

She's definitely a bit cheeky, as well, I can imagine.

- Do you like a bit of cheeky? - Yeah, yeah.

- Rico, who are we going for?

- Lauren. - Why Lauren?

- The blonde hair, blue eyes.

She gives me Aussie vibes.

- Is that your thing? - Yeah.

- So, Mike, out of our lovely ladies, who's caught your eye?

- I think the lady that's caught my eye

is probably Tiegan. - Tiegan?

- Tiegan was obviously the first girl that I spoke to,

and I think we got along pretty well.

- Okay. - Romeo?

- I'm choosing Tiegan.

- So two boys have got eyes for Tiegan.

Three boys have their eyes set on Lauren.

Interesting.

Well, now it is time to hand over a bit of control

to the ladies.

- So, Chrislove, what one of these boys

has taken your fancy?

- Probably him. I forgot his name.

- You think Dan?

- Yeah.

- Dominik, who are we gonna go for?

- My usual type would be Romeo.

- There's a little wink going on there.

Or is it the sun? - I'm winking, don't worry.

[laughter]

- Emily?

- Just off the basis of my first impressions,

I would have chosen Mike because I feel

like he was very open and kind and welcoming

the minute I walked in.

That automatically screams that you're a decent person.

- Thanks, I appreciate that.

- You're welcome. [laughs]

- Lauren, Dan, Billy, and Rico

are all interested in getting to know you more.

But out of these five boys, which ones caught your eye?

Lauren, who are we going for?

- I'd say probably--

Rico has taking my fancy more than anyone else in a minute.

- Buzzing, right?

- What is it about, Rico?

- It's the hair, the tattoos, teeth, everything.

I like it. - I'm buzzing with that.

- Aw.

- Okay. Well, that's a match.

So, Tiegan, it sounds like you've already

impressed Mike and Romeo.

But which one of our boys has caught your eye?

- So I'm gonna choose--

- Romeo and Tiegan do have a bit of history,

but I'll be absolutely buzzing if it's me.

- At this point, yeah, I'm so confident

that it's gonna be me.

Let's go.

♪ ♪

Yeah, Mike.

I feel like we got a lot of things in common.

- Okay.

- She doesn't know Mike, but she knows me.

So why would she not pick me first off?

- Mike and Tiegan and Rico and Lauren,

how do you fancy going on a double date?

- Oh, yeah!

- Sign me up.

Sign me up.

- And ladies, if you think you've seen enough balls

already, be prepared.

Off you go, and I'll see you very soon.

[indistinct chatter]

- Oh, my God. - I'm excited.

- Because I wanna know

if dating naked will genuinely work,

I won't be revealing yet that there's a prize of £50,000

at the end of this experience

for the two daters who have made the strongest connection.

- This is gonna be sick, innit?

- So guys, no matches for you lot.

However, don't stress.

There's gonna be plenty more time.

So guys, get to know each other and have a great time.

And I'll see you very soon.

- Okay. - Laters, daters.

- Bye. - Thank you.

- Fuckin' hell, that was intense.

- That was intense.

- That really was, wasn't it?

- To be honest, I thought Tiegan was going

to reciprocate the same energy, but I don't

know what happened there.

I've got to be positive and know

how to maneuver around Tiegan.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What is going on here? - Balloons.

- As everyone's naked, what better way

to kick things off than with a load of dangling balls?

Each is filled with goodies for our daters to share,

and all they've got to do is pop them.

- Let's go and burst some balls.

- Let's do it.

- ♪ I just wanna feel this moment ♪

♪ I'll be swimming like the ocean ♪

♪ And I wanna get to know you ♪

- Oh, my God, I'm falling!

- Being naked with each other now, it's crazy.

But it just feels like we're all just free and loving it.

- Things are getting a little bit naughty!

- The vibe is going well.

Everyone seems to be popping the balls.

We've found some handcuffs. Put them straight on Tiegan.

They'll be coming straight back with us.

- Oh!

- [laughs] That's fun.

- Oh! - Pfft!

- I'm having so much fun.

I feel like me and Rico have a good little

sexual tension going on.

[laughter and chatter]

- It's safe to say these guys are well and truly warmed up.

But back at the house, the other daters

are cooling off poolside.

- ♪ Let the music take us over ♪

- When Romeo said who do you fancy, why did you choose me?

- Because you just have similar vibes

and you just seem like a cool person.

You're chill. - I'll take it.

I mean, it's very interesting.

This is like, my first time talking to a lot of people naked,

so the awkwardness is definitely out there.

But Dan is really goofy and cute.

I wanna get to know him more.

- What is he doing?

- Look at this guy.

He fucking loves it. Hey, jump in.

- Oh, mate, it's too shallow. I'll break my neck.

[laughter]

- He's great. He's great. He's great.

- I'm fucking naked!

[laughter]

- What made you want come on here, then?

It's a random one.

- Such a random one. - Are you spontaneous and that?

- I turned 25 and I don't know what happened.

I thought, fuck this. Do anything that you want.

You're just turning 25. Live your life.

- Live your life. Yeah.

- And I'm so not arsed about a lot of things.

I'm very just chilled.

- Yeah.

- I did say Lauren's name to Rylan.

She's definitely the sort of girl I'd go for back home.

But I seem to be getting on with Emily quite well,

so we'll see what happens. [laughs]

- How are you feeling about the whole Tiegan situation?

Are you interested in seeing where things go?

- Obviously, I was kind of shocked

to see her anyway, regardless.

- Yeah, 100%.

I mean, what are the odds?

- It kind of just threw me off.

I said her name off impulse anyway, because I thought

she was gonna say my name. - Yeah.

How'd you feel, though, when she didn't say your name?

- I was like raw. - Really?

- She didn't say my name. - Mm.

- I should have really and truly just said you.

- Oh, Romeo, I do like him.

I feel like he's chill. I like his vibe.

But is Romeo still hung up on Tiegan?

I also don't wanna feel like second-best either, you know?

I want him to want me for sure.

I feel like I'm at a point in my life

where if I find the right person, then I'd settle down.

But I don't know, I feel like I'm very--

- Picky. - Yeah.

I feel like I have a wall up when

getting to know guys just because

I've been hurt in the past.

And I just feel like it's hard to be

completely vulnerable with someone, you know what I mean?

So, I don't know.

I feel like it's gotta take someone real special

to let them in, if that makes sense.

- ♪ Oh, I want to love love ♪

♪ Oh ♪

- So what are you looking for, a long term relationship?

- You know what?

I just live by the motto of you've got

to live life to the fullest. - Yeah, definitely.

- And enjoy every moment.

And I feel like I'd want someone that's, like,

on the same level. - Same wavelength.

- Yeah.

- So are you hoping for meet someone,

be good friends with them, and then build a future with them?

- Yeah, I like someone that's positive, fun.

Yeah, I would be ready to settle down.

- Yeah.

- I would like kids, but not just yet.

- Do you? I want a big family, to be fair.

- Do you? - I'd love a big family.

- How many? - I'd say, like four, you know.

- Would you? Well, two boys, two girls.

- Oh, that'd be perfect, wouldn't it?

To be honest, baby chat on a first date

isn't usually the first thing that comes up.

But I think being naked probably just opened it all up.

- Do you reckon is there anyone else in the villa

that takes your fancy? - No.

- No? - No. I have to admit that.

I think you're actually everything

I thought you were gonna be.

You're a little bit naughty.

- I love that you noticed that already.

- Yeah, little bit naughty.

And I think you're just bubbly and good at chat.

- Yeah.

- I think, yeah, I think you ticked

all the boxes, to be fair.

- Obviously, I've barely even spoken to the other guys.

So I haven't gotta know them.

But I think based off first impressions, you is my type.

And I feel like we've got on. - Yeah, smashingly. Yeah.

- Yeah. Really well.

- I feel like probably the best date I've ever had.

- Thanks. - So cheers to that.

She's got a wicked smile, lovely eyes.

I think she's insane.

So I just hope it goes further.

- So lovely. - Such an amazing view.

- Yeah, it is.

- I wonder how those guys have got on, as well.

- I know, I know.

- He's getting close, isn't he?

- I don't know.

- Do you want a kiss?

- Do you wanna kiss me?

- Yeah, I'd love to kiss you.

- Go on, then.

♪ ♪

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm thinking of you ♪

♪ I'm thinking of you ♪

- As the sun sets on the daters' first day in paradise,

it looks like connections are already beginning to form.

[mellow music]

♪ ♪

- Good morning.

- Morning.

- ♪ And it's got me feelin' good ♪

- Morning, boys!

- Morning. [laughs]

- Morning, Mikey.

- Bro.

- You and your fucking snoring.

- Day two, I'm feeling good.

We're in tropical paradise and we're all naked.

Woop, Woop. [laughs]

- How was everyone's sleep?

- Gorgeous. - I actually slept good.

- How's everyone feeling about today?

- I feel more at ease.

I feel like yesterday it was, like, so many emotions.

- I'm quite excited.

- Yeah, I'm excited for today.

I liked my date.

- Well, I do want a new boy to come in.

- You do? - Yeah.

- Yesterday you were busy in love.

I catch a vibe off people quite quickly,

but I'm not really sure on Lauren yet.

I don't really know what she's trying to do,

but I think that she's playing a game.

♪ ♪

- ♪ You've got me feelin' good ♪

- I think we'll have to make breakfast for all the ladies,

so everyone feels involved, innit?

You know what I mean? - Yeah.

- Good morning, girls.

- Morning!

- Good morning! - Morning.

- This is actually a really good thing, isn't it?

Waking up, loads of naked men in the kitchen.

[laughter]

I kind of feel like I'm in heaven.

- Dream come true. - Welcome!

- Waking up this morning, I feel like

it's so crazy, everyone naked.

It's like we're all wild, on a tropical beach, stranded,

and we can't find no clothes.

♪ ♪

♪ Give me more, more, more ♪

- One--does your dick feel good?

[laughter]

Does your dick feel good?

Feels good, yeah!

Give it a bit of a shake.

- It's so hot seeing the guys work out, I'm not gonna lie.

- It is.

- This is the first naked session I've had in a while.

- This is the first naked session

I've ever had in me life. [laughter]

- I feel like it's literally good to, like, see everything.

- Yeah.

- I'll catch myself looking down sometimes.

And then I'm like, oh, my God.

His dick's right there.

- It's human nature. - Yeah.

But you're always caught--

I'm just getting stuck on the penis.

- [laughs]

- Oh, my God.

- It better be the best massage in my life.

- Oh, yeah.

I'll save that for tonight.

- What's he doing?

Is it massaging her body?

Is he giving her a fucking-- - Who?

- Look. - Oh, my God.

Look, he doesn't know what position to get in, I think.

- Assume position!

- I can't. I'm too excited for that.

[laughter]

- For Lauren and Rico, I feel like the naked dating

experience has made everything go fast forward.

You get close so quickly.

- Well, you have got a lovely bum, as well.

- Have I? - Yeah.

- Do you wanna kiss it? - Yeah, go on.

[laughter]

- It was a lovely massage. A lovely massage.

Yeah, Rico's got nice hands.

I wonder what else he can do with them.

- ♪ Will you give me love, give me passion ♪

- Fuckin' hell, he's rock solid.

- Is he? - Yeah, it's hilarious.

[laughter]

- Being naked, I may have gotten a bit too excited.

Yeah, it was wicked, in all fairness.

- ♪ Passion, I want it all, baby ♪

- ♪ I wanna feel like I'm alive ♪

♪ So let's just keep on dancing like it's 2005 ♪

[bird squawking] - That's a parrot?

- A parrot? - Yeah, it speaks Spanish.

- The parrot speaks Spanish?

[laughter]

- ♪ Yeah, let's just keep on dancing ♪

♪ Like we're young and alive ♪

- So how was your massage?

[laughter]

- Yeah, it was nice. It was nice.

- Oh, God, I forgot to tell you.

- I got it.

- Lauren, she kept saying last night,

I want to kind of stick with him.

And then next minute she was like, oh, no, I would

wanna keep my options open.

And then she goes, lovely if a new boy walks in today.

Hm.

I dunno. - Dom's quite lovely.

- Yeah, she's nice. - She's very genuine.

- It's hard, though.

People can be genuine, but just twats. [laughs]

- Yeah.

- Billy's nice-looking. He's bringing good vibes.

He's got quite a nice chat and when you actually talk to him,

he's actually a nice person.

So I've got to explore it, haven't I?

♪ ♪

- So how are you? - Good. How are you?

- Yeah, really good.

- How was yesterday, then? - Yeah, I loved it.

- Yeah, it was good, wasn't it? - It was so fun.

- I do think there is sort of a nice little bit

of chemistry there.

I'd have to say that you're my sort of type.

You've got a bit of banter, pretty.

- Oh, yeah.

- And obviously you've got a nice set of gnashers as well.

That's about it. [laughter]

Do you like lashes? - Lashes?

- Did you say lashes? - No, gnashers.

[laughter]

- That's so funny.

I'm really liking Mike's personality.

We're getting to know each other better.

And I feel like he's just

giving me green flags right now.

- Like I said, it's still early days.

And I'm just sort of looking forward to seeing

what happens, really, more-- - Yeah, like me. I'm excited.

- Me and Tiegan are vibing.

She's a little bit of a chatterbox, as well.

The banter is flowing, and I think

we're both on the same wavelength.

- Where's your head at?

- You make me a bit shy. I'm not gonna lie.

- Is that what it is? - Yeah.

- Really? - Mm.

- You make me a bit nervous.

- Why? - I don't know.

- I make you nervous?

- Yeah.

- You're gonna break those nerves.

- Honestly, my mind is just in shambles because I'm like,

I want to kiss him.

But he should kiss me.

I mean, if you wanna kiss me, you can.

- No, you-- [laughter]

♪ ♪

- Our first kiss, just easy, like it was natural.

I didn't even think about being naked at all, honestly.

- ♪ I just wanna feel you on my body ♪

♪ So seductive ♪

♪ Let's be honest ♪

♪ You just drive me crazy ♪

♪ Drive me crazy ♪

♪ ♪

- I feel like it's been so chill today.

I feel like I need something exciting.

- I feel like something's gonna happen. It's gotta.

- I did warn the daters I had a few tricks up my sleeve,

so I think it's time that they tuned into Radio Rylan.

[scratchy radio static]

- ♪ Radio Rylan! ♪

- What is that?

- Daters-- - Rylan!

- You're tuned in to Radio Rylan.

Your one-stop station for all your naked news.

You've had 24 hours in the house

to get to know each other.

But it's time to put your connections to the test.

[suspenseful music]

- Oh, no.

- Here we go.

- Can all daters get ready and head to the Dumping Ground?

- [gasps] - Laters, daters.

- Ooh! What's the Dumping Ground?

- Getting chopped, now.

- No. - Someone's going home.

- Someone's going home.

- Oh, no. This ain't good.

This cannot be good.

This is not a good thing.

- I just don't know what Rylan's got in store for us.

- I think this is gonna go down tonight, hard and proper.

- I don't even know what this means.

Rylan, you're a sneaky, sneaky man.

- ♪ Will we sink or swim? ♪

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- It's put me on a bit of an edge,

because I'm unsure what this Dumping Ground situation is.

And I don't like this.

Like, what is the guessing game?

My anxiety is slightly on edge.

We're all trying to figure out what the Dumping Ground means.

Is one of us gonna be dumped? This is just bad.

- It's a bit crazy if someone gets dumped.

- I know.

- Me and Lauren, we have a wicked time together.

We have great energy.

So if I went tonight, I'd be fucking gutted.

- What do you think is gonna happen then?

- I literally feel sick about this Dumping Ground.

I really don't wanna go home tonight.

I wanna make more connections.

Anybody could go.

- ♪ Will we sink or swim? ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Hot in your mouth ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Time running out ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You better run ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You better run ♪

- Hello, daters.

- Hi, Rys.

- I've got to be completely honest with you.

I've missed you.

- Aww!

- Feeling good? - A bit nervous.

- A little bit nervous? - Yeah, little bit.

[tense music]

- So, listen, this is the Dumping Ground.

Every time I call you here,

someone will be dumped from the house.

And their "Dating Naked" experience will be over.

It's a big decision and that decision is down to youse.

♪ ♪

Any one of you could be going home.

However--

Not yet.

[overlapping chatter]

- Good! - I was so nervous.

- Tonight, there will be no dumping.

- Oh! - Thank God.

- You are all safe to date another day.

- You gave me a heart attack, man.

[laughter]

- Now, before you go,

there is something else.

Or should I say...

[upbeat music]

Someone else?

- Nah!

- ♪ I was born to be bad ♪

♪ ♪

- I would describe myself as someone that has

a little bit of a spicy side.

I definitely am a strong personality

and I'm not gonna be afraid of going for someone that I want

if I'm interested in them

because I'm pretty comfortable with my body and my sexuality.

- ♪ Yeah, I was born to be bad ♪

- Oh!

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my--

- This is Tiarne.

♪ ♪

- Hi, boys. - Hello. There you are.

- Looking good. - Very good.

- Tiarne. - Yes.

- How are you feeling? - I'm really good.

I'm really excited to be here.

- Are you? - Yeah, king.

- King? - I traveled a long way.

- Where have you come from? - Melbourne, Australia.

- So Tiarne's an Aussie? - Aussie.

- Mm.

[laughter] - Melbourne girl, eh?

- Are you an Aussie as well? - Yeah, I live in Sydney.

- Oh, really? Close by. - Yeah.

- Closer now. - Well, yeah. Very close.

- So, boys, what do we think of our first naked newbie?

- Yeah, very pretty.

- She's a nice girl.

- Thank you. [laughs]

- You are beautiful, and I'd really like to get to know you.

I'm Dan.

- Yeah, no, she's really stunning,

and love the accent.

- Remember where your toast is buttered.

- Yeah, don't piss on your chips, eh?

- Well, the drama doesn't stop here.

Boys, the next time I call you all to the Dumping Ground,

one of you will be dumped from the house.

[dramatic music]

As the naked newbie, Tiarne,

you will have the power to save one of them.

- [gasps] Oh, my God.

- Boys, if you wanna stay in this experience longer,

you better put a shift in with our newbie.

And one of you is gonna get a head start right now.

Tiarne, on first impressions-- - Yeah?

- Who do you fancy the most?

- Tiarne is looking good.

Blondie, hourglass figure.

Could she turn me head? Quite possibly.

- She could choose anyone, but I really hope it's me.

- She's unreal.

Yeah, I'm absolutely stressing.

- Oh, my God. What is gonna happen now?

- Next time on "Dating Naked"--

[tense music]

The first naked newbie makes waves.

- I'm gonna need to sleep on this

because I've got, like, a couple of options in my head.

- I'm stressing. I'm stressing myself bad.

- Connections deepen.

- I feel like my balls are getting stuck to the saddle.

- I'm fine. I haven't got balls. It's all right.

- Feelings are laid bare.

- At the moment, I don't wanna be around any of them.

- Oh. - [crying]

- It was nice getting to know Rico,

but I do wanna get to know other people, as well.

- Oh. - Hey.

- Hey.

- Why the fuck is he over there?

- Come on.

This just really isn't girl code, is it?

- That was possessive.

- And one boy's experience will come to an end

at the Dumping Ground.

Unfortunately, boys, one of you will be going home.

- Can we all just collectively just vote Billy?

- That is petty as fuck.

- This boy, I feel like he wasn't genuine.

- The boy that I want to dump from the house is--

- Oh!

- This is too much fucking shit.