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I don't remember where...

but an actor in a film once said:

“"We make our own destiny.”

I think that's why they loved the movies...

movies really inspire.

Don't move!

Don't worry, we don't kill kids.

Hey you, be quiet!

Chips, salame, cookies...

It all started one morning that would be forever...

in the memory of everyone in that institute.

Wake up, sleepyhead.

Stallone, Marcio and An in ha were inseparable friends...

and the institute was their lives.

When Stallone was born...

his father gave him the name of his favorite actor.

Stallone.

Then left home to make a film in Hollywood...

and never came back.

Stallone's mother had to travel to take care of the castle...

that his grandfather left in Atlantis...

that city under the sea.

Stallone didn't go with her because he couldn't swim.

That was what he told everyone who asked about his parents.

So Stallone came to the institute...

to live with several people like him...

whom he called...

"Buddies.”

Marcio lost his parents early, but unlike Stallone...

his parents really died.

Marcio's sisters took him to the institute...

and every month they came to visit him.

They used to say to Marcio that their parents had turned angels...

and that they were building a huge house for them to dwell on the moon.

Over time the visits decreased until they never came back again.

An in ha had a father and a mother but she never met them.

WE LOVE YOU MOM AND DAD

They said they'd come to visit her only when she got married...

but it had to be with a singer and on the Day of Saint Jude Thaddaeus.

They were devotees of the saint.

But let's get back to life at the institute.

Every day they woke up at 7 am...

they had breakfast at 8 am...

they studied from 9 am to noon...

and had lunch at 1 pm.

In the afternoon, they took care of the video library.

This was an agreement they made with aunt Esmeralda...

the director of the institute.

That afternoon Stallone was watching...

one of his favorite movies: "Thelma & Louise".

It is the story of two women who live a great adventure.

Stallone liked that film so much...

that he knew all the lines by heart.

That is when he had his great idea.

As usual, on that night...

I locked up the institute and went to sleep.

Close! Close!

"Carpe diem", seize the day, buddies...

make your lives extraordinary!

Marcio took care of the keys...

An in ha of the disguises...

and Stallone of my car.

Push, but silently!

PSYCHIATRY

-Who killed the woman? - I didn't.

The woman was armed, she got up and shot me ok?

What about the two guys in the room, who killed them?

They were two and they were armed.

They were armed but they didn't shoot you.

They didn't shoot because I was faster, jackass.

They didn't shoot because I beat them to it, asshole.

If I didn't plug them, you'd be now stressed...

telling this fucking story to Pedro Alvares Cabral...

in a spiritualist center.

What's this about Cabral?

You're screwing with me, right? Are you?

If it weren't for Cabral you would still...

be walking in loincloth like Indians, yeah.

Good, good...

very good, that's what I want.

You have to put all the bad things out...

now please stand up.

It's time to hug.

A reconciliation hug, go, go.

No, no. That's not a hug.

Very good, with both hands, very good, very good.

You may separate now. Let's talk.

Well, you're going to spend thirty days under the supervision of intern affairs.

Why?

Because the stress level is too high and it's not good...

for your health.

And it also puts at risk the safety of the department.

Are we grounded?

Grounded? Did someone here talk about being grounded?

No, I said thirty day in another department...

as a therapeutic treatment. This is not a punishment.

Which department?

Department of Missing People.

Honey, we're trained to disappear with people...

not to find them.

Well I repeat.

Orders from above, Main Sector.

Thank you!

How will we eat? We have no money.

Well, I'm Mr. Green, you're Mr. Blue...

and you man are Mr. Pink.

-Why am I Mr. Pink? -Because you're a faggot, alright?

I am Mr. Pink!

So let's wear the masks and let's eat.

Attention, attention all units!

Red Karmann-Ghia with three heavily armed suspects...

is heading south.

CIRCUS -Look, a circus, pull over!

Go back, Mr. Green.

Yes, stop the car. Here is good.

Wow, It's beautiful.

Let's go, let's go.

Come on, come on.

Hey, Ladies first.

Hey man, what about me? Aren't you going to help me?

Wait for me! Damn it!

Hey my friend, what's up, my friend?

Hey smart dog.

Wow, what a circus, take a look.

Hey buddies, come here! There's lots of cool stuff here man!

Come here! Yes!

My cape.

Look at your princess outfit.

My helmet.

Look, trunks.

I'm a princess.

Upwards and onwards.

Well, since I'm a genius...

we are granted three wishes.

I wanna marry.

I wanna fly.

I wanna see the sea.

Hey handsome, pick a number.

Twenty two.

One, two, three, four, five...

twenty, twenty one, twenty-two.

I'm first.

Choose another number.

One thousand.

One, two, ten, twenty, thirty, forty, one thousand.

I'm second.

The three musketeers?

Yeah, the three musketeers were also four.

So, "All for one and one for all."”

Let me tell you about their dreams.

Stallone's dream was to see the sea...

to reencounter with his mother in Atlantis.

What's this, Stallone?

Marcio's dream was to fly...

to help his parents finish the house on the moon.

Jump, jump, jump!

But whenever he tried, it never worked.

An in ha wanted to marry a singer, It didn't matter who...

as long as they married on the day of Saint Jude.

I just wanted You to know

That that joy Is still with me

And that my affection Was not left on the road

It was not stuck in the dust

I Just wanted You to know

That this girl Is now a woman

And that this Woman is a girl

Who harvested her fruit, Flower of her affection

I just wanted to

Tell everybody who I like

Each composer has its own way to express...

Lady, the situation is as follows.

You're in luck because this month, my friend and I...

are helping out the Department of Missing People.

What we do is a little more violent.

If this tape here...

instead of falling into our hands...

had fallen into the hands of those vultures in the press...

at this moment, somebody would be cracking down...

on those bums who fled the institute.

Bums?

Oh, no? They aren't outlaws, no?

So let's see, lady.

Someone who robs a convenience store is what?

A troublemaker? An angel?

First of all:

there's no lady here, my name's Esmeralda.

In second place:

we're talking about three young people with Down Syndrome.

Pay close attention, Aunt Esmeralda.

We have no prejudice, a bandit is a bandit.

I'm also handicapped. I was born with just this little finger.

And I'm not complaining.

Sir, I'll be very clear:

If anything happens to my children...

you will regret very much having joined the police.

Did you understand?

-My angel... -Not "my angel”. Jazilma.

Aunt Esmeralda's right-hand.

Jazilma, we're here to help.

To help whom?

-Where's the arsenal? -What?

Where do you keep the guns?

What is this? We have no guns here.

Mrs. Esmeralda...

We'll have to interrogate your kids.

Spit it out, come on, spit it out.

Three...

three guys...

went to the school...

"taken" the car...

and "gone" very far away.

We know that, more information please.

They took the car and "gone” straight to Las Vegas.

They stole a project of...

precious stones, rings.

It was so, the wire detached...

and exploded.

-I'm sending a kiss... -So help me God.

To the whole country which I really love.

It's really cool to dance like Michael Jackson...

but when he died I took his place.

Shake your ass, you know? Dancing...

Taking your clothes off, you know?

Do you know where they went or not?

Spain, Japan...

-To the jungle. -To the...

-Italy -To the...

Netherlands, Mexico.

He went to a mall. He went out to the movies.

Grab the rocket and go.

Honey, answer my colleague please.

Which story?

I like to draw.

To hit the bottle and stuff.

Auntie loves heart.

You're no good, dude. You suck.

That's not funny.

Now they had a destination, to make Stallone's dream come true.

So they decided to stop to ask where the sea was.

Good morning! Where's the sea?

"People are like rugs...

occasionally they need to be shaken."

-Hi, I'm Otavio Galvao. -And I'm Elisa Gigli.

We start today's news with the case of the three clowns...

who have been causing terror wherever they go.

Within 24 hours...

they were already famous all over the country.

With a stolen car and heavily armed these three individuals...

fled the institute where they lived and attacked...

a convenience store last night.

To you, Novaski.

Cesar, although they were masked...

could you identify any of the robbers?

No man, they were very quick. Very professional, you know?

I didn't see much.

And were you scared?

Come on, what's that? Scared, me?

I'm about to get my blue belt in Jiu-Jitsu.

Hey, master Robertao, together, bro.

And I started fighting Muay Thai. You know Muay Thai, right?

So if these guys came to touch my cash box...

there would be problems, you know?

So you see, Otavio, the situation here was not easy.

And we go now to the reporter Patricia Guerra...

who has more information about the robbery.

We're here with Simple Jack, another victim of the gang of clowns.

Hi, Simple, how did they approach you?

They sprung up.

And when we “realize” they were already there.

And already in action, gun-toting, you know?

They started speaking in a foreign language, film quotes, masks...

They were professionals.

And here's Little John who was with me.

Little John, come here.

They threatened the boy, right?

Did you see?

But I took John like this.

And said: “"Hey. Don't touch the kid.

Whatever you're going to do you must do to me.”

I faced them.

And then the leader said:

“No, we don't kill kids...

Then I was calmer on the one hand.

But I was worried about myself on the other hand...

because it's not easy.

The guy comes and say: “"We don't kill kids.”

But you being an adult...

So you see, Otavio.

The gang chooses its victims well.

Now we have live images from a fire in a building in the capital...

where many people have already died.

An in ha, Marcio and Stallone loved Raul Seixas...

for all he represented.

He was a funny guy, sang beautiful songs...

and he dressed like a real pop star.

I wanna piss.

Don't say piss, say "pee".

Fuck, pee is for women and fruits.

-I wanna pee too. -Damn!

All right, let's stop the car.

Come on, come on, I am about to burst.

-Me too, I can't hold it in anymore. -Hurry Mr. Green.

I need to do it now, Mr. Green!

"Be careful with what you wish for...

because you might, you might get it."

An in ha didn't like to see any animal caged.

She knew how bad it was to feel this way.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

-The lady's name? -Noemi a.

Special agents.

-Oh, good afternoon. -Mrs. Noemi a...

were you the one who saw the boys passing through here?

Exactly.

Could you describe them to us?

They were dangerous.

Did they beat you?

No.

Did they threaten the ma'am?

No.

Were they armed?

Uh, I don't know that.

So how were they dangerous, ma'am?

They kidnapped a boy and were talking about things...

that didn't make any sense.

Lady, what do you mean they kidnapped a boy?

-Yes, that it. -Did you see the boy?

I saw something moving in the back seat of the car.

Hey, lady, if you're lying we'll come back, ok?

Stop with the hair, let's go.

-1,2,3,4 -To be Scouts we adore

-4,3,2,1 -But it's not for everyone

-1,2,3,4 -To be Scouts we adore

-4,3,2,1 -But it's not for everyone

-Once Scouts -Always Scouts

-One for all -And all for one

Mr. Green saw your cookie.

Mr. Green has his eye on your cookie.

Mr. Green has his eye on your cookie.

Stop, Marcio.

Mr. Green has his eye on your cookie.

-Stop, Marcio. -So I'll drive.

-No, you'll not. -Yes, I will. Yes, I will.

Mr. Green has his eye on your cookie.

-Stop, Marcio. -Has his eye...

-on your cookie. -Stop, Marcio, enough!

Mr. Green saw your cookie.

Stop, Marcio.

Mr. Green has his eye on your cookie.

-Enough. -Cookie, cookie.

Enough, stop man, damn.

So now I'll drive.

Good! Then drive.

And that soda? I told you not to touch the soda.

Oh, chief, your soda is over.

Not the sandwich!

Be careful!

It broke. Mr. Arlindo is gonna kill me!

One thing became clear there.

Stallone was the leader of the three because only he knew how to drive.

HIGHWAY PATROL 500M

-Pull over, Souza. -What for, man?

-A quick piss, quickie. -What?

Pull over, one second.

I can't believe this.

Hello, yes boss?

You can rest assured.

No, we're already on the trail of the three kids.

By the end of the night we'll already have captured the kids.

Souza, Batatinha Ferrari's going to help you in this case.

Batatinha Ferrari, boss?

With all due respect boss...

what does this piece of shit have to do with the case?

We are not going to take orders from a preppy...

son of a congressman.

It's decided, Batatinha Ferrari is going to help you in this case.

Fuck, now they put one more retard to chase three retards.

Holy shit.

Retarded? What's that, retarded?

Who is retarded here?

I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about another retard.

What?

Let's go, ok.

-Gei in the car already. -Speed up!

Let's get out of here.

In everything they had what we call a "democratic attitude”.

If one did something, the other had to do the same.

So it was now...

Marcios' turn to play the villain.

I'm coming.

I'm coming. I'm frying chicken thighs.

Gorgeous.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

I want a soda and ten pastéis.

-Me too. -Me too.

I want some chocolate ice cream.

-Me too. -Me too.

I want a soda and a pizza.

Not for me, pizza gives me gas.

We're here with Mrs. Noemi a who claims to have seen the boy...

kidnapped by the gang. How was he?

He was small and very hairy.

And where were they going?

The boy who was dressed as a genie...

told me that they wanted to see the sea.

So, what do you want?

I want a soda and ten pastéis.

Which girl? The robber?

I want some chocolate ice cream.

I want everything they asked for plus a pizza and a soda.

Gustavo Novaski, always attentive to the facts...

directly for the News Times.

Damn, what does Batatinha Ferrari want calling us now?

Let this piece of shit call, man. Why pay attention to that faggot.

A census...

taker once tried to test me...

I ate his liver...

with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

And now you will see the impressive footage...

of another shark attack in Recife.

Hey, boy, who will pay the bill?

Now it's my turn.

Stop! Everyone on the floor, now!

Awesome!

BOUNDARY OF STATES PARANA - SANTA CATARINA

Watch for your mask, silly!

-They are chasing us. -We are busted.

-Speed up, speed up! -Oh my god.

-Speed up! -It's the best I can do.

He's getting closer.

-Speed up! -Speed up!

We are out of gas, damn!

Registration.

Registration.

-Where are you going? -I'm going to see the sea.

Who's Arlindo Godoy?

"Hey friend, round up the usual suspects.”

"Casablanca”, man?

"Never trust a man with a mustache, especially if he's a police officer".

Dispatch, dispatch, over. Check this license plate for me.

GTB Golf Tango Bravo 7683

-City, 301? -Min as Gerais, Contagem.

301 Attention. Stolen vehicle.

Three heavily armed suspects, copy?

Understood, I got it.

When nothing is certain, anything is possible.

Until the next edition.

There are more people who give up than people who fail.

And they wouldn't give up. They could already smell the sea.

Hey, you sat in my seat.

Oh honey... your bad.

Can I sit with you?

"Nonononono”, Mr. Pink is sitting here.

And now we go to Patricia Guerra, live...

directly from another store...

victim of this terrible gang.

Otavio, we're not in the store of the robbery.

We're leaving the cult with Pastor Tonico...

another victim of the gang.

Could you identify any of them?

They're Asian, Eskimo-ish.

The one talking to me...

had already killed a person and eaten his liver.

Thank you.

We'll come back at any time with more news...

about this gang of bloodthirsty clowns.

If you're kidding me I'll come back.

No, no sir!

That fucking Batatinha is an asshole.

Listen to me, man.

I'll go the way you told me.

If you're screwing with me I'll be back to this fucking place.

-No sir, boss. -All right? I'm not a chump, ok?

I'm not a chump.

What a rude man! I love this kind of man.

Attention, attention All units.

Down Syndrome gang was seen at km 5 of Highway 101.

In Santa Catarina, copy?

Got it, dispatch. We're going there now.

Are you Tavares?

-Where are you two from? -Judiciary. Here.

So I was chasing after them, the three boys.

There was a girl wearing a princess dress...

-Where were you? -And a cape.

It's easy to find, I'll find them.

No, where were you?

Where were the fugitives?

I was on the road, I was passing.

-Where does this highway go? -The highway...

comes from there, I don't know.

That's lovely!

That's lovely!

Can you tell me why you two are not answering the phone?

Was that your number?

No, no, it wasn't mine.

-It was an accident -"It was an accident.”

-Sorry Batatinha. -Not Batatinha.

Agent Ferrari to you, Agent Ferrari, got it?

Listen, from now on, I'm also on the case.

-Wake up, Batatinha. -"Wake up” my ass.

My ass.

This is the opportunity of my life.

I am not missing it because of two bastards who don't know anything.

I'm in charge, man.

Listen, if you don't cooperate...

I'll change the agents to work with me in this case.

-Get lost! "Batatinha”. -You, drop dead!

Hey, Agent Ferrari, I have something for you...

here in my pocket, been here a while, I forgot. Here.

Look, Portuguese.

You can't do that!

I'll put in my report. That bunch of idiots.

I need to know, damn it!

That pack of rats!

And you don't do anything, you just look.

Do you like women?

I'll show you a pretty girl.

Hot, huh?

I met her at night.

You had to see how she kissed well.

Oh my God, unforgettable her kiss.

She took me to heaven.

What's going on?

Lollipop?

I don't want you talking to retards, you understand?

Sit down.

I'm normal.

That afternoon, Stallone prayed that the beach was far away...

because he wouldn't feel the time passing.

If the bus never arrived at its destination...

he'd still be happy.

Stop the bus!

It didn't take more than a sip...

to know what the sea tasted like.

It was much bigger than Stallone had imagined.

Much saltier too.

The sand, oh, how it was fun to walk on...

it looked like the sand of the playground of the institute...

but a million times greater.

Across the sea there were foreigners. American, Japanese...

pirates and all sorts of people who didn't speak our language.

Stallone thought how Jesus must have been light...

to be able to walk on water without sinking.

Suddenly a tip of insecurity began to emerge...

as an iceberg in Stallone's heart.

It was Aninha's turn to find a husband.

That afternoon, they met Hercules...

a nice fisherman who lived over there.

Although it is night

Wow, what a strange fountain

Going down the mountain

Although it is night

And it's still night

On the clear day of tonight

And it's still night

On the clear day of tonight

-And go Raul! -And go Raul!

Hey Marcio, see you in another world.

I'm flying!

If you want to make your dreams come true...

first you need to wake up.

Hey, can I talk to you?

-Listen... -What?

A question... Can I go fishing with you?

-Are you afraid of fish? -No.

Are you strong?

Why do you think I got this name?

Can you swim?

-No? -No. Unfortunately.

So go there, ask Sheula to get some life jackets.

Ask if your friends want to go...

-and get life jackets for everybody. -Thanks man, thank you bro.

Go for it!

I'll catch a big fish.

The three couldn't believe it.

But they were leaving for their greatest adventure:

To face the unknown ocean on a delicious fishing trip.

So this is the gang's hideout, huh?

For the first time the three ate a little fish caught by them.

And that was the best lunch of all their lives.

Well, I want to thank everyone in the Department of Missing People...

But I think the participation of two officers of a special group...

was essential in solving this case so quickly.

After all, we are always one step ahead of the crooks.

The three knew that Mr. Black had found a family...

and so he had achieved his dream.

They decided to get off at a port...

so they didn't have to say goodbye to him.

We can put the guns...

We can, I don't know, place the four of us side by side.

I would love to make myself available...

so, as soon as the guys arrive...

we can cover all the material you need...

WANTED DANGEROUS ROBBERS

Hey, look what I found!

An in ha, do you think I look good in the picture?

I don't think so.

The boy sitting in the back...

was wearing a light blue leotard stuck to the body...

Blue, light.

And yellow trunks which matched the yellow helmet.

He was also wearing a green cap...

with yellow stars...

which for me was everything.

Did you notice if they were armed?

No. They wanted something else.

They wanted to party.

If you know what I mean.

To the report made by Patricia Guerra...

directly from the institution where they escaped from.

How do you explain...

them using film quotes to rob the stores?

Working in the video library, they watch lots of films there...

and they memorize the lines.

They like to keep saying the lines the artists say.

Stallone even knows the lines from "O Corintiano”.

He knows all the words that Mazzaropi speaks.

And even the music from Mazzaropi he also knows.

He sings, just ask him:

Nheco, nheco, nheco the gammer's shocking

Nheco, nheco, nheco

Arlindao, Arlindao, Arlindao!

One moment...

Tonight, Raul Seixas He is reborn.

The most perfect Rau cover in the country.

Raul Seixas and band, live.

Don't miss it, tonight at Flash dance.

What are you doing?

Raul Seixas, rock legend.

Handsome, do you want an autograph?

Tonight only. Raul Seixas...

he is reborn.

The most perfect Raul cover in the country.

Big nose.

-Boobie. -What is that?

I'll tell you something buddy...

we do this together...

or we'll grow old here in this department...

chasing these kids, hear?

Be calm.

I'll do what she wants, what the doctor asked.

I'll respect your opinion...

but you're fucking wrong, hear?

Fucking wrong.

Fuck.

-Let it ring. -It is the Main Sector, Souza.

Let it ring, damn!

Let's go.

-Good afternoon. -Good afternoon.

Do you want a dad in ho?

"Dad in ho my penis, my name now is Li'l Zé."

I'll pray in Hebrew since I'm Jewish.

That's right.

It's a prayer.

-So let's eat. -Yeah!

"As God is my witness...

I'll never be hungry again."

This figure of the clown...

is nothing more than an ironic and even scornful...

way they found to say what they think...

about our society.

Look, how interesting!

But hey, much caution is needed.

Why?

Because they are mentally disabled...

living in the playful world of movies.

-Oh come on! -I'll ask here...

for the mothers' attention for this reason:

we're talking about kidnapping, that's a heinous crime...

and needs no comment.

What about you, sir?

Look, I want to talk to Israel.

I think Israel is the most interested party in this case, yes?

-Yes or no. Yes.

Then we'll talk to Israel. How are you?

I'm okay.

Israel, tell us. Tell this wonderful audience...

and those lovely people who are watching us at home.

Are you dangerous?

I am very, very dangerous.

He's an animal, folks.

This comes from the home, its' education.

Let's go to the commercials.

Things are heating up, don't go away.

Stay there at home because...

-Leticia No bell Show. -I have a date with you.

Good Lord, what are they doing?

Come, come On the floor

Go on!

Inside now!

Great!

Hey, Joe! Fantastic!

The hair's hue...

the hair's hue is amazing.

Again.

"You're a disease?"

"And I'm the cure.”

Oh, the hair's hue.

The hair's hue.

Ah, relief.

Brilliant, eh?

The guy is an artist, dude.

Hey, look at the perspective, all made of paper.

The guy even made the detail of the little horn.

Wow...

To think that he made this while taking a shit.

Brilliant!

Any part that you look at, the guy thought about it.

Whenever Stallone had a big problem...

it came with a stomachache.

And that was certainly a very big problem...

which Stallone would face. To leave everything ready...

for the wedding of the woman of his dreams.

Open up, I want to poop.

Its busy!

Do you want me to poop in my pants?

I just came in!

Open! Open!

Open up, I need a bathroom. A bathroom please.

Open up, open.

Please, I have to go, can't hold it any more.

Excuse me.

-Where's the kitchen? -Bathroom is in the back!

What's that, no no no.

What a nice relief!

I know.

I had a great idea.

SPECIAL ROOM AND PIZZA

I told you it wasn't gas.

It's the water in the radiator.

Maybe the car's engine has blown.

Go ahead, ask for two rooms.

-Ask for two rooms. -Okay, Souza, I heard you, damn.

ENTRANCE

Good evening, two rooms, please.

There's only one room available.

Are you sure?

Ok.

-Let's go Souza. FREE PIZZA

Where's my key?

This is it.

Where's my key?

-There's only one room, Souza. -What do you mean, only one room?

The attendant said, only one room.

Bro, how there's only one room?

I've been standing here for half an hour with that broken jalopy...

and not even a beetle came into this hotel.

There's only one room available.

Buddy, listen...

that bunch of keys hanging there, what is that?

Decoration for the reception, uh?

Okay, mom, I'm coming.

Let's go. Let's go, Souza, let's go.

Let's go, Souza, let's go.

I'm coming, mom.

I have a surprise for you. I'm sure you'll love it.

A veil. Where did you get it?

I got it when I went pooping at the boy's bathroom.

The best cover of the country. Here, at Flash dance.

You'll be the most beautiful bride in the world.

A veil, a shower curtain.

Boaster.

Your boaster, I'll go in, hey? I'll go in.

"Kneel.”

"Kneel zero one. Kneel zero two."

Kneel, I'm ordering. Captain colonel.

Get out, man.

What a character.

How wonderful my dress is ready.

Can I know what's going on?

That security guard didn't let me go in.

That bastard. Let's go in anyway.

-Let's go in. Mr. Blue is angry now. -Shit.

Yeah, me too.

-Raul, Raul! -Raul!

Let's go in, let's go. -The Raul!

Raul, Raul, Raul!

Hey gang!

Raul, Raul, Raul!

Cutie, enjoy the concert.

Now Stallone and Raul were inseparable enemies.

Hooray

Hooray for the Alternative Society!

If I want And you want

To take a shower wearing a hat

Or to discuss Carlos Gardel

Or to wait for Santa Claus

So go ahead

Do what you want Because it's all the law

The law

Hooray! Hooray!

Hooray for the Alternative Society!

Number 666

Is called Aleister Crowley

Hooray for the alternative society!

Do what you want

It all will be the law

Hooray for the alternative society!

Thelema's Act

Hooray! Hooray!

Hooray for the Alternative Society!

The law of the strong

This is our law

And the joy of the world

Hooray for the alternative society!

Hooray, Hooray, Hooray!

Hooray, Hooray Hooray, for our world

You are the great love Of my life

Cause you're my darling

And for you I feel heat

Your key chain With “love” written on it

Still touches me today

A martini, shaken, not stirred.

No Martini.

Okay, so I want a shot of whiskey straight up.

The day that you were mad

You broke my record player And my Pink Floyd collection

I know!

-Buddy. -What buddy?

I'll have to erase your memory.

Cause I know that there's a square

A square on my way

Let's get married!

Stallone couldn't see An in ha sad.

To him, nobody could make her suffer.

What's going on here?

Back up!

-Back up! -Easy.

Let's go, Mr. Green.

Hello?

It's me.

What? Really?

Lets" not force it Souza.

Or we'll ruin the car for good.

Let's take a taxi.

The nightclub is 5 miles away. Let's not force the car!

Let's let it rest, dammit!

It was not me, he started everything, shit.

He asked for it.

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me?”

"Women are made to be loved...

not to be understood.”

That was the happiest day of Stallone's life.

Something he never imagined possible...

was happening.

An in ha, do you take Stallone as your husband?

I do.

Stallone, do you take An in ha as your wife?

Yes, I do.

As God of my world...

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

They came in throwing punches.

I don't know.

-Who's the head of security here? -That's me, chief.

What happened?

I was doing my normal routine...

when a crazy girl invaded the stage...

and grabbed Raul.

I tried to take her away. I grabbed her...

to drag her off the stage...

When I turned, I started taking punches.

When I saw, there was a handicapped guy...

-Handicapped? -Yes, a handicapped guy.

You have to arrest that handicapped guy.

What do you have against the handicapped?

You think you're better than other people, do you?

-Wait, brother... -"Brother"?

Brother, what's that?

-Hey, chief... -What's the...?

Shut up, what are you thinking?

I'm not your brother, no, come on.

I handpick my brother, okay?

Look at my hand here. Look at my hand here.

-I didn't know. -Quiet!

That's a handicap, uh?

Yeah, I'm handicapped, I was born this way.

Are you better than me?

That's great!

You don't wanna answer my calls, that's all right.

But not answering the Main Sector...

Then you are screwed.

-Then you are screwed. -What are babbling about?

We don't even have our cell phones here, Batatinha.

Batatinha a damn, Batatinha my foot.

It's agent Ferrari to you.

Here is the situation...

this matter here has become a matter for Special Police.

From now the Department of Missing Persons...

isn't in this case anymore. Understood?

Fuck!

What are both of you doing there?

Bica and Naval are taking over the case.

Thank you so long, Arrivederci. You are excused.

-What did you say, brat? -Excused. Bail!

We're talking about three kids, three children.

Wow, man.

Cool party, dude.

-That's what I needed. -Beautiful!

Let's have fun, dude.

Did it hurt?

-What? -When you fell from heaven, angel.

Boy, wake up.

Don't you realize that we're different?

No problem. I like fat girls.

Oh, get out, your mother is fat.

Hey baby, you alone?

I'll make you the happiest woman in the world.

I already am.

What's going on?

"Buongiorno princepessa!”

I had a beautiful dream.

I dreamed with you and Marcio.

-Where's Mr. Blue? -Where's Mr. Blue?

Where's Mr. Blue?

Wake up, sleepyheads.

Welcome to Buenos Aires!

I don't believe it! Buenos Aires, In Argentina?

My first time.

Thanks, buddy, thanks.

Thank you.

You're welcome, buddy.

Thank you.

How beautiful you are, sir.

Buddy, much as gracias, huh.

-Good luck! -Good morning!

Stop, stop.

DOWN SYNDROME GANG WANTED

Attention, police report.

The fearsome Down Syndrome gang...

was seen this morning in Buenos Aires.

The Brazilian Special Police is already heading there.

Airport.

Fast, fast!

Excellent, it's beautiful what you do.

Here's your stuff.

Where are you from?

Let's split the money?

Bye.

SUBWAY

INTERNATIONAL ARRIVALS

Guys, here it is.

Muchacho, can I see it?

I look good, huh?

Don't you think so, Marcio?

You're nice.

Wow, I look beautiful.

Beautiful you already are my love.

Big head.

All right.

Muchacho.

Buddy, how much?

Seventy pesos.

Then you can keep the drawing. Gracias.

Thank you. Gracias.

Boy.

Pay the bus fare, at least. Do you have a coin?

Boobie!

Go fly a kite.

Now I have to sell it.

Taxi, Taxi, here.

You take up a lot of space, huh bro?

-Bueno dias, sirs. -Bueno dias.

-Where to? -Let's go to the best...

restaurant in this city.

-The best one? -Ya, the best.

But what do you want to eat? Fish, meat, seafood, pasta...

-Everything. -Do you want to eat everything?

-Yes, everything. -I'll take you to...

a very good restaurant then, where you can eat everything.

Who gave you this taxi?

-What? -Who gave it?

-I don't understand. -Who gave it?

Who gave me this taxi?

-Yes, yes. -My boss.

-Oh, your boss? -Yes, I just work.

One danced with me and then they went over there.

-Over there? Over there? -Over there.

Gracias.

-Good luck finding them. -Thanks, Thanks.

-What's your name? -My name?

-Yes, my name. -My name?

-Yes, Yes. -Well, people call me Toti.

-"Callamtoti"? -Toti.

-Toti? -Toti.

Actually my name is Alberto, but people call me Toti.

That's the diminutive.

Bonitcho name.

-Le gusta. -Do you like Toti or Alberto?

-Le gusta. -Do you like Toti or Alberto?

Argentina.

-With this outfit? -Yes, with this outfit.

-With this outfit? -And where did they go?

-They went there. -There?

-Yes, there. -Gracias.

And the drawing, will you take with you?

-What? -The drawing?

I don't have.

So you'll pay, the drawing is mine.

Deadbeat.

To me it has already happened, it has!

-What? -With a girl.

-A curl? -My first wife.

-I let her scream, scream... -Sheyellar!

Scream and then it didn't work.

Did you know that you are very funny?

I don't know what's that.

-Funny -Tu es very funny.

-Understand? -No.

We arrived.

Can you see that corner? Turn right. The restaurant is on the corner.

Eighty pesos.

Pay me now.

Stop, don't screw me over. What's happening?

It's 80 pesos. Hey, hey, hey.

No, no, no. Wait.

Are you kidding me?

Mr. Blue, check if you have a coin.

Give me the money!

Hey, hey! Easy! Easy!

Never mind. Keep it. It's nothing!

Never mind. It's nothing!

-Let's go. -Easy.

Let's go.

Motherfuckers, shitty Brazilians!

Stallone learned a little French and Spanish...

with the films of Godard and of Almodovar.

And with me. Parents are more important than we think.

-Good morning. -Good morning.

-May I help you? -A table, please.

-And who are you with? -My parents, they are coming.

Please, follow me.

Gracias.

-Excuse me. -Thank you.

Thanks.

Please.

Excuse me.

The three were living like adults...

and having fun like kids.

-Is it a war? -Yes.

I'll show you who is powerful.

Let's see then.

Do something, please.

-Please, where are your parents? -They're coming.

-Yes, but when? -They're coming, damn.

Honey.

I want to order.

Sir, I can't help you. I work in the kitchen.

Understand? Kitchen.

What do you recommend for me?

As Marcio used to say:

“If you want people to think you're smart...

simply agree with them.”

What do you want?

I'll have the lot with eggs on top.

Me too.

Quick, quick!

Follow us, follow us.

That moment was special for them.

Now there was only one dream to be realized.

Let's toast my marriage to An in ha.

Now I'm gonna fly.

-Please, get off the table. -I won't, I won't...

I have to take these guys to Brazil as soon as possible...

Orders are orders. And I give the orders here.

I don't believe we're in such an uproar...

because of these three kids.

What are you doing here? Didn't I dismiss you two?

-Batatinha... -You two are out.

-Batatinha... -Both of you.

-Take it easy, Batatinha. -Batatinha is your mother.

-What's going on here? -I am responsible for the situation.

The only police officer here is me.

I am responsible for the situation.

No, I'm the only responsible.

Shut up or I'll arrest you.

Sir, a moment.

Listen, commander 5 minutes and you can avoid a tragedy.

5 minutes is what we want. They are three kids. How can I say "Down"?

-Mongoloid. -Yes.

Mongoloids? It's worse.

How will you solve it? Are you psychiatrist?

An armed girl!

Out, out, out, out.

A paramedic, please!

Is he dead?

-A paramedic, please. -Please...

Back away, back away.

-No, no. -Back away.

-No, no! -Back away.

Let's go, let's go.

Suddenly everything got dark...

and a vortex of images began to appear...

as a flashback in Marcios' mind.

Within seconds, he relived...

all the emotions of those last days.

For Marcio...

life was too short to be small...

so even in the end...

he had to enjoy life.

Wake up, sleepyhead. You're flying man.

They lived a long time here at the institute...

a long time.

Then they went away and I never saw them again.

Never.

Listen, let's go in?

Let's eat a snack? Let's take a shower?

Because it's really cold here.

Tea? Ready, she wants to have some tea.

Let's have some tea.

Who? I will tell your stories.

Let's tell all of your stories, come on.

Come on.

Let's go hey hop, hop, hop...

FOR THOSE WHO IN SPITE OF ADVERSITY

CAN WITH A SIMPLE SMILE FIND HAPPINESS

IN THE SMALL THINGS IN LIFE.

TO MY UNCLE MARCIO, THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME SO MUCH.

When I stare the ground of My land

Burning loose as dancing flames

I asked the man there Upon the heavens

If I deserve me This kind of pain

I asked the man there Upon the heavens

If I deserve me This kind of pain

Everywhere the ground Is so dry

No trees, no green Just red

Lost my cattle, my appaloosa

For the lack of water Some took away

Lost my cattle, my appaloosa

For the lack of water Some took away

Even white winged birds Flew away

Flew away from my land sight

It was when I said Goodbye, sweet Rosie

Keep in to your heart This heart of mine

It was when I said Goodbye, sweet Rosie

Keep in to your heart This heart of mine

Right on.

Many thousands miles away Now

Feeling lonely, lost and blue

I keep on waiting Rain falls again there

So I'll be back Thou home again

I keep on waiting Rain falls again there

So I can go back Thou home again

When the glow green Of your eyes

Flows again all over land

I can assure you So don't you cry, no

'Cause I'll be back See to you again

I can assure you So don't you cry, no

'Cause I'll be back See to you again

AND THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO HELPED US

MAKE THIS DREAM COME TRUE.

THE END.