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The Kamameshi bento boxes they have at Akitsu are really tasty!

It's as if you can taste the season in it.

We shall feast on that tomorrow.

Aren't you looking forward to it?

WHAT?

The Kamameshi bento boxes...

They...can't make them today.

We'll make them ourselves.

The Kamameshi bento boxes.

Why are we here again?

MATSUMOTO YOKO ASSASSINATION OPERATION -FŪRINKAZAN- ASSASSIN TRAINING CAMP: DAY 2

Won't it be bad if Miyahara-san catches us?

You have a point.

We may need a diversion.

C'mon, me?

'Scuse me.

Great work today.

Oh.

That you Akima?

Yessir, Akima at your service.

Well...

I truly apologize for yesterday!

It really opened up my eyes.

I realize just how poisoned I've become by social media.

That in scolding me, you also gifted me the insight to understand it of my own volition!

You see, Miyahara-san, I really never had any proper adults in my life to set me straight like that.

And the banana cake we had after that...that really was perfect.

Bringing Showa, Heisei, and Reiwa together.

To have been fortunate enough to meet such a strong, resilient figure such as yourself, Miyahara-san...

It lights the fire within my soul!

Sir, I truly look forward to working with you!

You want to light one up?

Uhuh!

I...

When I was born...you see...

This country of Japan...

Simply had no choice...but to wait for what the future would bring.,..

From here on...

It will become so much more difficult.

He'll be in there for at least 3 hours!

How are things on your end, Fukugawa-san?

Currently arriving at the shop for the bento box containers.

Ugh...

Excuse me.

EXCUSE ME!

Coming!

-Um -A customer?

Sorry, but we're closed for today.

Ya see, we had some flooding and such.

Please come on by again.

-Could I g-g-g-get... -Ah, I gotta put these over-

Nothing doing.

S'pose I gotta.

Super sorry!

Have a good one!

Set with this, can I get a test over here?

Just finished up.

Sure sure sure sure sure.

Ah damn, it's getting close, please hurry up!

This is amazing! You can really feel the weight of it.

Right!

Well...getting to be around noon.

Let's get to lunch.

Uhh, well, I mean, umm, we still haven't finished the conversation from earlier!

Let's continue it over lunch!

Gimme the gun.

Oh, I have some problems with my digestion and...

GIVE ME THE GUN!

Handing it over! Handing it over!

I understand, okay...

Please wait!

Here, all set.

Alright, here we go.

Looking real delicious here!

Finally!

Let us enjoy.

Splendid. Tasty. Delicious.

It may look plain at first glance, but the flavor is quite substantial.

Oh why yes! What a meal!

Thank goodness, thank gracious.

That's the stuff!

What fond flavors.

Absolutely!

Same brain!

Hm...

Hmm...

Is something the matter?

What's this...?

There's no bones in the horse mackerel. In the usual bento box, they leave the bone in.

Hell is this?

Why...why would they take the bone out?

I mean, it's so much easier to eat without the bone, and stuff.

I don't think so.

When cooking seafood, it's considered proper to leave the bones in.

I have these every year...

This hasn't happened before.

I...

...am going to make a phone call.

Oh.

I just remembered.

Lately...

It seems there are kids who don't think fish have bones.

The bones...

Taking them one by one...

Properly forms the brain of a developing child.

Well, I suppose, it may be a bother, if you were to call them, probably right?

It would be no such thing.

This isn't a complaint...it's a warning.

Well I've heard if you were to get cut by a bone on accident you'd have to go to the hospital!

A man without a scar...

Is not a man at all, you see.

Umm, uhh,

SPEAK CLEARLY!

Get to the point.

My greatest apologies, sir!

The truth is...

Umm...

From my point of view...

I don't want to have to say this...

Over one Kamameshi bento box...

But on this occasion...it truly is heartless.

In doing this...you have....

...robbed me of my memories...

Why would you do such a thing?!

I apologize for my actions.

I apologize for my actions.

I apologize for my actions.

I apologize for my actions.

I apologize for my actions.

Anyway...

Please get to rest.

Sure...

Takei-san!

Why did you take out the bones?

Excuse me?!

C'mon, getting upset at me?

I wasn't told any of that. You need to state that kind of thing beforehand.

Geez Natsume-san, isn't it a bit wrong for you to be blaming Takei-san?

Takei-chan is feeling bad enough.

I'll be notifying HR.

Wait, uh, what, you mean, inform HR?

See now, umm, we can...

I am so sorry, I completely and totally apologize!

Keep it together man.

Of course!

For real!

ASSASSIN'S ORGANIZATION HARASSMENT PREVENTION COMMITTEE INSTRUCTORS KAWAHARA MAKOTO/SHINO NAGISA

Workplace harassment is defined as such:

1. Behavior and speech that involves a superior working relationship.

Behavior and speech that involves a superior working relationship.

3. Behavior that harms the assassin work environment.

Behavior that harms the assassin work environment.

We get this question often!

I'm an assassin, so it's okay to use violence, right?

Absolutely not!

MATSUMOTO YOKO ASSASSINATION OPERATION -FŪRINKAZAN- ASSASSIN TRAINING CAMP: DAY 3

Fukugawa-san, you now play Tsubiura Hiyori.

Hailing from Niigata.

ASSASSIN DIRECTOR KUWAHARA BEGINS ASSASSIN ACTING LESSONS FOR DECEPTION OF TARGET

Having entered an arts college and fallen in with a theater group, she works diligently towards her dreams of the stage.

She makes a living doing home delivery jobs, that is your character!

And I'm...

Could have got a job at a major company but ended up at a local factory,

Got tired of that 9 to 5, became depressed, and now lives with her parents and works part time.

Yes!

All that for one job?

The act of killing someone while playing a role...

Studies have shown that the physical and mental toll this takes on an assassin can be reduced by up to 60% this way.

This is why I've invented the "Method Murder"!

It's a way to bring realism to your performance in the field.

Correct!

I don't feel any toll honestly.

Let's start with a warmup take!

Places...

Roll!

Umm, hello.

We're here to tell you about our home delivery service.

If you sign up to try it now you'll save 400 yen.

Cut cut cut!

Ahh geez where do I even start here? Man.

So first...when does the script say you've been working since this morning?

Uhh, like 9 AM.

Ya'd think you'd be a bit more tired, yeah?

Can't think of a time I'm more hungry than before noon.

Carrying all of this around, thinking "ah I'd love to have lunch soon",

Don't treat this like some spreadsheet! I put my all into this! This is the reality I created!

Get your act together!

Well I think this is pretty low calorie and might be easy for an older lady to eat.

That's true, and like-

It tastes way better than that frozen stuff.

For sure!

Can't recommend it enough.

Cut cut cut cut cut.

That went well...

The first take was the best.

I might have overthought it...

As yourself what would you think?

Well, uhh.

Of all the takes, I think this last one was the best.

There it is.

That shows you're too lenient on your own performance.

You aren't even considering the audience.

Natsume-san, this is way too raw right now. Give us some time.

Sure.

Alright: Adoration!

Good good good-

DO NOT TOUCH IT!

You need to reach out to it with your acting!

Alright: Fear!

Okay.

Good. There. Right there. That's fear.

Are you even trying?!

Just go home if you're gonna half-ass it.

Oh...good work today then.

That was not for real don't start packing up!

Isn't your character wanting to make a living as an actor?!

What I'm looking for isn't good acting, I'm looking for emotion!

ASSASSIN'S ORGANIZATION HARASSMENT PREVENTION COMMITTEE INSTRUCTORS KAWAHARA MAKOTO/SHINO NAGISA

All this compliance compliance nonsense, what's happening to the assassin industry?

Oh, uhh...

I'm so sorry, I love this job! Please let me keep doing it!

ENABLING A SAFE WORKPLACE: SYSTEM ASSASSINS MUST BE COGNIZANT OF THEIR WORKING ENVIRONMENT AND THE KILLING PROCESS. CREATING A SENSE OF CREATIVITY AND ENABLEMENT OF RICH IMAGINATION AT THE SCENE OF THE KILL. ASSASSINS SHOULD BUILD A SYSTEM TO ENSURE THE MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HEALTH OF ALL TEAM MEMBERS. GUIDELINES FOR THE SAFE DEVELOPMENT OF ASSASSINS: WORK ACCORDING TO WORKPLACE RULES, REGULATIONS, AND TIME LIMITS. ENSURE DAYS OFF FROM KILLING VIA FULFILLING REST. BE MINDFUL OF SCHEDULING SO THAT ALL TEAM MEMBERS ARE READY TO GO WHEN IT'S TIME FOR THE KILL!

The crime scene is an environment that enables creativity of the assassin.

Assassins must be cognizant of their working environment and building a safe working environm-

It's time...

There's no time left...

MATSUMOTO YOKO ASSASSINATION OPERATION -FŪRINKAZAN- ASSASSIN TRAINING CAMP: DAY 9

These last 8 days...well we haven't accomplished much.

Tomorrow is the big day.

No matter what, we have to make that kill happen tomorrow.

There is but one thing left for us to do...

Do our best!

Let's get it! Let's go!

Let's-Freaking-Go!

Let's-Freaking-Go!

Let's...Freaking...GO!

Let's Freaking Go!

Come on, louder!

LET'S-FREAKING-GO!

LET'S-FREAKING-GO!

LET'S-FREAKING-GOOOO!

Let's...freaking...uhh...

He okay?

Today...

Let's get ready.

Operation Date: August 17th, 2024.

Target is Yoko Matsumoto, 75 years old, born in 1949, height 152 cm, weight 51.2 kg.

Operations begin at 9 AM.

At 10 AM, we depart.

Headin' out!

Arrival at 10:45 AM.

From this point, we split into two groups.

At the Matsumoto residence will be Miyahara-san, Sugimoto-san and Fukugawa-san.

The mission commences at 11 AM.

First, Sugimoto-san and Fukugawa-san will infiltrate as home food delivery workers.

Cut!

YOU GOT IT!

From here on...

I have naught left to teach you.

Finally, Miyahara-san enters.

After assassinating Matsumoto Yoko, we return at 12 PM.

Okay!

Finally!

Miyahara-san has approved the plan!

You did it Natsume!

You did it!

MATSUMOTO YOKO ASSASSINATION OPERATION -FŪRINKAZAN- NIGHT BEFORE THE OPERATION: CELEBRATORY DRINKING PARTY

Cheers!

-Cheers! -Cheers!

Dang.

Hits the spot.

I'm alive again.

Akima-san, make sure not to overdo it!

I'm fine, I've got more than enough in there.

You seem drunk already-

In the past I've had so many requests come through, like-

You just keep cutting though.

So rude!

How's it going lately?

This thing took forever.

We'll finally go home.

Yeah. This has me beat.

Eh, Natsume.

You're the senior manager here, give 'em an exciting track.

Heh, for real though?

Here we go now.

Thanks to the D4DJ Wiki for their translation of this song.

NO MORE CRY!

NO MORE CRY!

NO MORE CRY!

NO MORE CRY!

TO TOMORROW! NO MORE CRY!

Someone this precious to me,

Even though they are right next to me,

they are crying and I don't realize it.

Scribbled on the top of my desk,

A glimpse of my glimmering dream,

I lock it up inside my heart.

Those Lonely Days, Let's not repeat them anymore.

Let's change them into the color of the sky.

Yeah!

I was used to running away, Just thought I was was by myself,

I'm saying goodbye,

to those yesterdays!

I'm gonna run! NO MORE CRY! NO MORE CRY!

NO MORE CRY!

I'm going to hold on to your hand.

To Tomorrow! NO MORE CRY!

NO MORE CRY!

I don't want to shed tears of sorrow,

But of joy!

THANK YOU!

You killed it!

Amazing!

He must have been waiting for this.

Incredible.

*hic* Hellooo? Susano-san?

It's finally time!

This shit was brutal honestly!

Oh, that's right!

When I get back let's grab Tasaka and go drinking in Yurakucho.

Yeah. 100%. Let's go.

Can't wait!

MATSUMOTO YOKO ASSASSINATION OPERATION -FŪRINKAZAN- ASSASSIN TRAINING CAMP: DAY 10 DAY OF THE ASSASSINATION

Finally.

Doing my bestest.

This is the ballgame, Natsume-san!

My perfect script and this perfect acting, with this kind of chemistr-Here it is!

Do it.

Hello!

We're doing low calorie home meal deliveries here...

Are you familiar?

Nah...

Peak!

Peak acting!

I'll go check.

It's done. Ready for Miyahara-san.

This is perfect!

Incredible!

Yes...

It's time to work.

We...

are broke.

Ha? Hell you mean?

Natsume-kun...

You did great work.

Yes, there's no mistake.

No doubt the two of us are stronger.