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It is another day, another episode of Season 17.

But right now, I want you to give a big US Hollywood welcome to our very special guest hostess,

all the way from Las Vegas, Nevada!

Give it up for Honeytru!

[cheering]

[cheering]

Hail, N'Tis!

[cheering]

How the fuck are we tonight?

It's Friday!

[cheering]

Come on, bitches, it's Friday!

[cheering]

Are we ready for another new episode of Rupaul's Drag Race?

Only with your new product!

Did anybody watch yet?

No.

No.

Okay, great, love that.

And it's gonna be fresh for everybody, yes!

Who ruined my outfit?

Does anybody know?

Is it good tea?

Don't--

We don't know who it was.

Salute that.

It's the ball tonight, right?

[cheering]

This should be interesting.

We got a lot of bitches that saw it tonight, yes?

[cheering]

Who do we think is winning the episode?

[cheering]

That's hard.

Finn's not on the season, bro.

I'm gonna put my money on Ariana.

[cheering]

Ariana is a sicky little queen, yes.

Stand to my ego, but I'm ready to lip sync.

Good luck and don't--

No!

Fuck it up!

It's up.

Oh my god, there's not people.

Have you tried?

I told you I'd be--

Do you know if I'm one of these in here?

Thank you.

I thought you were Joanna.

Shit!

Don't forget the--

Ella!

You got it.

Forgot it, right?

I taste the periodic one.

Okay, who--

Who do you think is going to do well in this?

Well, it seems like we have a lot of sores.

It seems like Crystal Sores, Ariyani Sores--

Woo!

Or--

Harmona actually slows really well.

Bitch that down.

Oh, it was good.

Yeah, it was good.

The shape was on.

Who else sores?

Lexi.

Lexi.

Lexi.

Who wrote that?

Susie.

You don't know their names.

I'm like, "No, bitch."

When our season came out, we were like, "Damn, the girls don't even want to learn our names."

And now it's like two years later, I'm like, "Pitch, what are their names again?"

Part of it is you get old, girl.

But it's a good season.

I think it's going to be a good ball.

What do you think?

What was the category?

What are they making?

I don't want to.

I think it's going to be an ocean.

See, it got to be from--

Oh, yeah, from the ocean. What was your-- What was your-- What was your-- Oh, yeah, from the ocean.

What was your ball?

Ours was the crystal ball.

Who won that?

You?

Sasha won.

Sasha won.

Give it up for Sasha.

What the fuck does she make?

What did she make?

You know, she got the body, you know?

And she was like--

I remember she came over and asked for it.

She cheated.

I'll say it.

You can tell her.

I said it myself.

Don't say that about my sister.

That's your mom.

Yes, I'm not with her.

Oh, wait.

Yes.

Yes, that's her daughter. And I went way too much. She cheated. She cheated. She cheated. She cheated. Yes, that's her daughter.

And I went way too much like her right now.

Yes.

Yes.

It's a party in Las Colas.

Oh, yeah?

[CHEERING]

This is what happens.

No one's ever allowed to wear a ponytail ever again because I'm not.

And I remember she was the hostess.

Especially one being.

She's just growing up.

They dropped me off and she came out and said--

What happened to her?

Oh, hey, girl.

Oh, my god.

Speaking of mother, OK.

So I will say her model, Lisa, is growing on me.

I didn't like her at the beginning, but she's growing on me.

And I realized she looks like a cabbage patch kid.

[CHEERING]

Right?

Yeah.

She does.

I'm not old enough to know what that is.

Oh, girl.

You had 20 events.

OK.

Bitch, I got a home garden.

I don't think so.

Do you think so?

Yeah.

You do?

OK.

If you were on this season and you were to walk into the workroom, if you saw those bitches,

would you go, oh, shit, that girl's competition as soon as you walked in or--

Yeah.

No.

Did you ask her to ask this?

No, I'm shady.

If I see them, would I think they were competition?

Any of them.

Sure.

Name them.

You know what?

Yes.

Name them.

I would walk in and say, Miss Tooth Sparkles--

I'm just playing.

No, they're all sickening.

They're all really weak.

I think they're all really young, though.

Blah, blah, blah.

Give us a name.

And that was contestant number two.

Wow.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I really don't know.

It's very different.

Who do you think is going to go home this episode?

Yes, we're not.

Miss Sparkles?

Miss Sparkles?

Just saying.

I don't know, bitch.

It's not her boner because her boner sells.

No, it's not.

I got faith in her and them all.

I do.

The hottie.

This is on this.

This is brown.

This is brown.

Oh!

[cheering]

I want to be the one with the black.

I want to be the one with the brown.

Hottie, how amazing did you piece together?

Because I mean, Hottie's outfit was on the ground.

So you can be like, yeah, it was on here.

Did she really just sit there and act like I was in a ballgame?

Oh!

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering] [cheering]

Lexi, did they explain to you what happened?

It was you.

It was your outfit.

You're the one after.

It was me and their reaction.

Right, but I just sat here right behind you and asked, and you turned away from me and ignored me.

Well, I was asking, who did it?

You did it.

Listen.

You ignored me.

You did it like you're back to me.

Listen, I just explained to them, I didn't feel like it was the right time.

You are clearly worked up.

I just needed you to own it.

I need you to be a sister and own it, and you turned your back to me.

So therefore, I see how we're playing this game.

[cheering]

This game is right there.

You could have turned to me and told me and been real, and you didn't.

I didn't deserve that.

Bro, I'm literally telling you now you came to Germany.

After you told everybody else.

I didn't know if it was the right time.

You knew it was the right time because you messed my costume up.

I played some drama, but before I get there, everyone in the back, thank you all so much for joining us.

We also have a back bar with the screen, so you're more than welcome to join us.

Just go up the stairs, and we have another bar there with a giant screen.

Also, if you guys are hungry, we do have a barbecue right outside.

So go on over right behind the DJ booth and get yourself some food because it's really good, and it's Friday night.

Okay!

Bitch.

I would have burned the place down.

[cheering]

You mean that I would have been--

It was only a couple of strikes.

I mean, you could have totally cut-- it was a giant tarp.

You could cut around and make a circle or an oval, but still I would have burned the place down.

Do y'all think she was in the wrong?

[cheering] Would you have kept quiet like she did?

Oh, you are a bunch of fucking liars because I would have been scared of that bitch.

[laughter]

That was the way she did it.

Who would have my outfit if Aunty was like--

[laughter]

It wasn't me.

No way she was the only one using brown.

Bitch, would you have said something?

You'd have been like, "Me? Aunty?"

Aunty was like, "My bad. It was quick."

Aunty was like--

No, but she was like--

She was like, "My bad, but I sprayed blue on your blue tarp. We're good, girl. We're sad. Don't you worry. I got you."

[laughter]

[music]

[cheering]

It's not as exciting as it is.

Welcome to the main stage of Ruth Wallstrag race.

She's not called by nature. It's Michelle Bissau.

You know me. I'm going to O.P. O.P.

What's that?

Other people's octopuses.

[laughter]

He has a passion for fashion and love.

[cheering]

I'm ready for the twins to walk my boat.

[laughter]

And our next special guest judge, Hunter Shave.

[cheering]

I love you.

[laughter]

Oh, okay, back to the question. Would you go on All Stars if they asked you?

[cheering]

I really loved Arietty and Susie, too.

[cheering]

The world may never know.

Or they would this summer.

You would? Any other questions?

Yes.

Okay, wait, wait. Before we go there, who was your favorite on the runway?

I really liked Susie's octopus.

[cheering]

And Arietty's sea lion was sickly, bitch.

She had clothes and they came up behind her.

That wasn't the one they made in the work group, right?

No, no, no, no. We haven't gotten there yet.

Girl, who was your least favorite so far?

[cheering]

Yeah, I think Aisha maybe was a little too sicker for me.

She had the food in something, the arms and the body seat.

Aisha, Aisha, she has a produce.

Yeah.

Aisha forgot.

You are safe.

[cheering]

You enjoy all of your day.

[cheering]

Lisa, I'm Lala Shirek.

For seven years, you are out for elimination.

Lala Shirek, can I take this?

[cheering]