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Oh, damn, he went down hard!
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I mean, on his nose.
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It's only a flesh wound.
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What?
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'Tis but a scratch.
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What... what are you saying, Dave?
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Seriously? Come on. What...
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What you gonna do, bleed on me?
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Okay, is that, is that from a song?
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Oh, I think it's a movie
from their culture.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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It's Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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Everybody's seen it.
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Who's "everybody"?
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I told you, Dave, I haven't seen
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any of those flying magic boy movies.
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It is not Harry Potter.
It's Monty Python.
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It's one of the funniest
movies of all time.
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Oh, I get it.
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It's like white people's
Coming to America.
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Y... Yes. Exactly.
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But, you know, better.
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- Whoa.
- Whoa. You trippin'.
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What's the matter with you?
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Oh, anybody need another beer?
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Uh, Malcolm, you heard
what your agent said.
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She wants to see a copy
of your novel in 30 days.
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- You can't be writing impaired.
- What?
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Trey, when was the last time
you did anything not impaired?
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Oh, he banged on him.
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Ay-yo, Austin Reaves is a bad boy.
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I'm telling you, he looks like Dave,
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- but he'll posterize you.
- Yeah.
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Okay, you know what?
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I bet you guys five dollars
that I can slam dunk.
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Dave, you couldn't dunk a doughnut.
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Driveway! Now!
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Watch me work!
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Oh, I got to see it.
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Hey, you better have some real money.
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Dave, you've been
stretching for like 15 minutes.
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You're not getting any taller.
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All right, you know
what? Fine, here we go.
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Johnson to the hole!
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♪ Big dawg doing big
things like a dawg do ♪
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♪ Dawg in him, I'm a handful ♪
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♪ Big fangs, claws on him ♪
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♪ Stay hungry, get it ♪
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♪ Woof-woof. ♪
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh. Oh.
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Dave, uh, put some ice on that.
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Oh, I... I'm posting this.
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Let me see.
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You know, I hate to be petty, but, uh,
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- I'm gonna need that five dollars.
- Yes.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to The Neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Game time.
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Whoa. Sit down, LeBron.
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The doctor was very clear.
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You have a hairline
fracture in your collarbone.
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If you don't sit completely still,
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you could make it worse.
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I feel fantastic.
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That's because you're on
very, very powerful painkillers.
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Mm-hmm. Now, relax.
I'll go get you some ice.
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You sure are pretty.
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Thank you.
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Those new jeans?
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I always wear these.
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Well, they're terrible.
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These are my favorite.
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Well, they're wack.
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Wiggity-wiggity-wiggity-
wiggity-wiggity-wack.
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- I'm gonna go finish my dunk.
- No!
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No, no, no, no, no. Ooh, no, no, no.
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Your dunking days are over.
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- You smell pretty.
- Aw, thank you.
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Mama's so sorry she has to
keep working on the weekends.
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Your grandpa and your daddy
want to open a second Fusebox
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in a ridiculously short amount of time,
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and Mama is the only one
that knows how to make it work.
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Aw.
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Well, some of that is true, honey,
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and some of that is just
Mama being mean to Dada.
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I just hate how much I'm missing.
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I missed her first
high five the other day.
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Oh, my God. It was so adorable.
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Mommy!
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I mean, she had her thumb folded,
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so it was really like a low four.
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Oh, but don't worry.
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There will be plenty of
milestones for you to see.
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Thank you, Mrs. B.
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Have fun with her today.
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Oh, don't you worry, we will.
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We are gonna go to the sandbox,
and we're gonna feed the ducks,
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and then we're gonna
have tea at the Langham...
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Mom, Mom. Mom.
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Remember what we said about
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not torturing Courtney?
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Well, that's why I didn't
mention the trolley ride.
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- You're gonna go on the trolley, too?
- All right. Let's go to work. Okay.
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- We're going to work. I know.
- I wanted to take her on...
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Say bye-bye.
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- Oh, bye.
- Oh, yeah, she's gonna miss you.
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Oh, look, she misses you already!
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Aw!
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It was so nice of you
to make Dave a cake.
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Ah, it's the least we can do,
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considering Calvin goaded
Dave into trying to dunk.
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And by accepting this cake,
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you forfeit the right to take
any legal action against us.
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Enjoy.
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Cream cheese frosting.
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White chocolate chips.
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Oh.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Tina... this is not your best.
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What did he say?
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Don't pay him any attention.
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He's on serious pain medication.
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Yeah, well, he's gonna need some more.
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Now, what is the deal
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with Black people and red velvet cake?
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- Now, they always are just going on...
- Dave, Dave, don't finish that thought.
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No, you know what?
I... I want to hear this.
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I'm just... Come on, I... I'm...
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I'm tired...
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...of pretending that it's awesome.
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You know what's awesome? Cookies cakes.
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I love cookies cakes.
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Tina, go make me a cookies cake.
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Calvin, hold the baby.
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No, he doesn't know what he's saying.
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Come on, babe. How
about we just go, all right?
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All right. Come on, Daphne.
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Let's go feed the ducks, yeah.
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Mama.
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Oh, my God. Did you hear that?
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She just said her first word.
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She just said "Mama"!
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- Oh, good for you, Daphne.
- Oh.
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Uh, Tina?
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I'm excited for her first word and all,
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but you do realize she
just called you "Mama"?
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Instead of her actual mama.
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Oh, damn.
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Oh, this isn't good.
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Courtney already feels bad
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about not spending enough time with her.
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Well, you've been spending
so much time with her,
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she's really getting attached to you.
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Well, I can't help it if they
leave her with me all the time.
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I'd love to take her for you,
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but I have to babysit Dave.
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Well, Calvin can watch him.
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What? No, I... I'm busy.
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Oh. What were you gonna do?
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Chill.
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Like I said, Calvin's got him.
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Come on, Gemma.
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Courtney would be devastated to know
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- that her baby called somebody else "Mama."
- Oh.
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Especially an old person.
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- Okay, he got one more time.
- Okay. Okay.
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- Okay. Okay.
- One more time.
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Oh, my baby, I know.
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Your mama's gonna whup his ass.
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Bet you five dollars I could
slam dunk a basketball.
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Dave, sit your ass down.
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Ooh, Daphne. Look at
these cool L.A. moms,
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with their fresh blowouts
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and designer baby bags
and thousand-dollar strollers.
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No, don't stare at
them. Don't be thirsty.
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Oh. Oh.
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Hey, can I help you?
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I'm sorry, she's not usually like this.
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Don't be silly.
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I'm Michelle. Who's this?
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Gemma.
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Oh, uh, this is Daphne.
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She's adorable.
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Aw. Thank you.
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How old are you?
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Thirty-nine.
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Okay, you're funny.
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Ah. Oh. Come hang with us.
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We've got morning buns.
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I love morning buns.
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I don't even know what those are.
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Yep, come on, Dave.
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Let's make the best of it.
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I know being injured can be tough.
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You know, one time, I hurt my knee
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- sacking the quarterback and...
- Oh, here we go.
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The glory days.
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Oof. Go ahead, Calvin,
trot out the greatest hits.
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- I thought you liked my football stories.
- Oh, yeah, I do.
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Every time you tell
them, your stats get better.
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Eat your damn sandwich.
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How'd you manage to burn the outside
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without melting the cheese inside?
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Calvin...
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you better stick to cars.
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Dave, listen.
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For your information, this is how you...
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You know, I... I'm gonna make
this very simple for you, Calvin.
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How about a granola bar?
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Sure.
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Go on, now.
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Hey, Pop. Mama said
you might need a break.
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I'm taking a breather
from my writing, so...
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Bye.
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A breather?
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Is that what we're calling it?
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What are you saying, Dave?
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Let me spell it out for you, Mr. Writer.
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You are procrastinating.
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Have you even started?
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Yes. A Word document has
been opened, titled and saved.
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What's the title?
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"Malcolm's big book."
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Look, Malcolm, I get it.
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It's hard to start writing.
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You know, you worry you
don't have what it takes,
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that you haven't lived enough,
you haven't traveled enough.
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You don't have anything
interesting to say.
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And even if you did,
who would want to read it?
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Man, I've lived! I've had adventures!
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Well, yeah, sure, I
mean, you could write
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Journey to the Center of the House
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30 Feet Away from My Parents.
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That's a stupid-ass title.
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Hey, Pop!
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Pop, come get your friend!
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Man.
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Oh. You finished writing already?
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No. I mean, what would
I even write about, Trey?
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The Journey to the Center of the House
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of the Boy Who's Never Been Nowhere?
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What?
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Man, it's just something Dave said.
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- I don't know.
- Man, forget Dave.
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When you played ball,
you went everywhere.
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You went to Albuquerque.
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You went to Little Rock.
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You even had a layover in New York.
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Yeah, man, but I
blew that all up for this.
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Exactly. So this has to work for us.
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What you mean "us"?
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I'm part of your literary crew.
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Like that show
Entourage. I'm your Turtle.
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Well, I don't know
what to tell you, Trey.
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I guess this is what writer's block is.
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00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:22,891
You know what?
259
00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:27,297
Good thing for you, I
have writer's unblock.
260
00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:31,909
I am not eating your weed gummies, Trey.
261
00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:34,914
- What page you on?
- One.
262
00:11:39,757 --> 00:11:42,731
Oh, what the hell?
263
00:11:44,768 --> 00:11:46,601
- It's like strawberry.
- Yeah.
264
00:11:46,602 --> 00:11:48,871
You know what? I'm-a go
get you something to eat.
265
00:11:48,872 --> 00:11:51,044
- I'm not even hungry.
- You will be.
266
00:11:53,516 --> 00:11:56,278
Was I just supposed to eat one?
267
00:11:57,781 --> 00:11:59,677
Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina.
268
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:00,698
Come here.
269
00:12:00,699 --> 00:12:02,759
One of the moms was
wearing these sunglasses.
270
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:06,001
I swear I saw J.Lo wearing them.
271
00:12:06,002 --> 00:12:08,460
These women are so cool.
272
00:12:08,723 --> 00:12:09,896
And they were talking about
273
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,607
going on a wine train to
Temecula next weekend,
274
00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:14,790
and they invited me.
275
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,612
So, this is a moms' group?
276
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:19,697
A cool moms' group.
277
00:12:23,494 --> 00:12:25,328
They just added me to the group chat.
278
00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:27,205
I'm gonna put in a heart emoji.
279
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:30,541
Okay, Gemma, so you
were in the park with the baby,
280
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:34,212
a group of moms with
babies invited you to join them.
281
00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:36,826
They think you're Daphne's mom.
282
00:12:37,611 --> 00:12:40,218
Oh, God.
283
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:44,013
Oh, but I've always wanted
to be in a group like this.
284
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:46,830
Back when Grover was
a baby in Kalamazoo,
285
00:12:46,831 --> 00:12:52,254
all the other moms
were, you know... regular.
286
00:12:53,186 --> 00:12:57,299
Earthy. Lot of Crocs.
287
00:12:58,216 --> 00:13:00,171
Says the woman wearing hobo jeans.
288
00:13:02,632 --> 00:13:04,272
Okay, Gemma, I'm sorry,
289
00:13:04,273 --> 00:13:07,022
but it seems to me they only
want you in their little clique
290
00:13:07,023 --> 00:13:09,205
because you either adopted a Black baby
291
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,957
or you're in an interracial marriage.
292
00:13:10,965 --> 00:13:14,977
With me, the whitest man in America.
293
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,549
- Oh, hey, guys.
- Hey, baby.
294
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:22,301
- Hey, Daphne.
- Oh, I put her to sleep. She's sleeping.
295
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,511
Okay. How'd it go today, Mom?
296
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,972
Oh, fine. You know, no big news.
297
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,781
Except Daphne said her first word.
298
00:13:29,374 --> 00:13:32,310
Oh, my God! That is fantastic.
299
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,938
What did she say?
300
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:36,139
- "Apple."
- "Canoe."
301
00:13:36,911 --> 00:13:39,488
"Canoe"? Really, Gemma?
302
00:13:39,813 --> 00:13:41,154
- She said "Mama."
- Oh.
303
00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:42,518
But to your mama,
304
00:13:42,519 --> 00:13:44,657
not your baby mama.
305
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,140
Oh.
306
00:13:46,844 --> 00:13:49,663
Oh. Oh, boy. Uh, okay.
307
00:13:49,664 --> 00:13:53,041
- Courtney cannot find out about this.
- No.
308
00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:56,084
Marty, you wear a lot of ugly sweaters.
309
00:13:57,633 --> 00:14:01,438
But this one has gots to be the ugliest.
310
00:14:03,061 --> 00:14:05,408
Who is this person?!
311
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,353
"...as the streetlights
312
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,648
flickered to life on Palmer Avenue."
313
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:20,193
Boom! Chapter one is done.
314
00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:21,819
Chapter two,
315
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,112
already in my head.
316
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,198
Hey, we be writing, boy.
317
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,116
Yeah.
318
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:28,905
Hey, man, th-that weed gummy of yours,
319
00:14:28,906 --> 00:14:31,204
it really helped me
to stop overthinking.
320
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:33,081
You know, the story
just flowed out of me.
321
00:14:33,082 --> 00:14:34,749
- What'd I tell you?
- Yeah.
322
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,434
But... but...
323
00:14:36,435 --> 00:14:38,169
Trey, is this a problem?
324
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,213
Like, do I need to be high to write?
325
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:43,341
Is this story all mine,
or is it the weed?
326
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,679
- What?
- Man, if it was the weed,
327
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,452
I'd be Shakespeare.
328
00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:54,102
Man, it wasn't nothing in that gummy
329
00:14:54,103 --> 00:14:57,993
but sugar and one
percent real fruit juice.
330
00:14:57,994 --> 00:14:59,190
What?
331
00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:02,464
Yeah, I just said it was weed
to get you out of your own way.
332
00:15:02,465 --> 00:15:05,738
If I'd given you one of my real
weed gummies...
333
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,615
boy, you'd be walking
down the street butt-naked,
334
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:11,741
trying to type on an open pizza box.
335
00:15:12,151 --> 00:15:15,805
- Why would I do that?
- Why did I do that?
336
00:15:17,004 --> 00:15:18,793
So this story is all mine?
337
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,061
All you.
338
00:15:20,408 --> 00:15:22,755
You're damn right it's all
mine, because I'm a writer.
339
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:26,936
- What are you? What are you?
- I'm a writer. I'm a writer!
340
00:15:27,936 --> 00:15:29,557
- Dakota?
- Mm-hmm?
341
00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:32,807
These deviled eggs are
the best I have ever had.
342
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:35,017
Once you eat eggs from your own chicken,
343
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,900
you just can't go back to store-bought.
344
00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:39,262
Ah.
345
00:15:39,263 --> 00:15:40,997
I have got to get a coop.
346
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:42,985
Yes.
347
00:15:42,986 --> 00:15:45,027
- Gemma.
- And just go outside, get the eggs...
348
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,447
- Gemma?
- ...From my chickens in the morning...
349
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:48,111
Gemma!
350
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:49,907
How y'all doing?
351
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:52,869
How you... How you doing?
352
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,162
Hi.
353
00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:56,122
You said you were taking
Daphne around the block.
354
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,123
What are you doing?
355
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,959
I know, I know. I'm going to tell them.
356
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,823
Right after the wine train.
357
00:16:01,824 --> 00:16:05,089
Gemma, you have got
to stop this weird charade.
358
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:07,530
Now, give me my grandbaby!
359
00:16:08,397 --> 00:16:11,596
Aw. Hey, Gemma. Who's this?
360
00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:14,446
- Okay, see, I...
- Oh!
361
00:16:14,447 --> 00:16:16,845
Is this your wife?
362
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,273
Yes.
363
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:26,922
This is my wife, Tina.
364
00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:33,486
Tina.
365
00:16:33,487 --> 00:16:37,346
- You must come on the wine train next weekend.
- Oh.
366
00:16:38,227 --> 00:16:41,000
Well, see, the thing is, I, uh...
367
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,252
- I, uh...
- It's eight courses of amazing food,
368
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:47,363
beautiful scenery, heavy pours.
369
00:16:47,364 --> 00:16:49,258
We're visiting five vineyards,
370
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:53,923
and at the last one,
Alicia Keys is performing.
371
00:16:54,476 --> 00:16:56,919
Alicia Keys?
372
00:16:58,436 --> 00:17:03,231
Oh, baby, why didn't you tell me that?
373
00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:11,822
Admit it, those moms are cool.
374
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,532
Yeah, they're cool.
375
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,867
And I guess it's good that Daphne
376
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,744
has a playgroup on the weekends.
377
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,201
Right? Come on.
378
00:17:19,202 --> 00:17:21,582
Okay, we can do the wine train.
379
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:25,086
And we can hang with them
in the park, occasionally.
380
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,990
But no kissing on the mouth!
381
00:17:28,611 --> 00:17:30,132
Okay, but I'm just
saying, it sells it if we...
382
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,548
- Gemma, don't play with me.
- Okay, fine.
383
00:17:33,549 --> 00:17:34,549
Hey, hey.
384
00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:36,807
- Hey.
- Hey.
385
00:17:36,808 --> 00:17:38,599
Well, we did it.
386
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,017
We finished the whole expansion plan
387
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,894
for the charging nodes
at the new Fusebox.
388
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,437
Congratulations!
389
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:46,261
On whatever the hell you just said.
390
00:17:46,262 --> 00:17:47,483
Thank you, Mrs. B.
391
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,652
You have been babysitting so much,
392
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:52,256
every weekend, and
I know it's been a lot.
393
00:17:52,257 --> 00:17:54,240
Hey, happy to help.
394
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,993
Hey! Where's my baby?
395
00:17:56,994 --> 00:18:00,788
- Oh, come here.
- Oh. There she is.
396
00:18:00,943 --> 00:18:02,778
Mama.
397
00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:04,779
Oh, my God!
398
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:05,835
She said her first word!
399
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:07,920
Oh, my God!
400
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,213
Did she just call me "Mama"?
401
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,133
Who else would she be talking to?
402
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:17,095
Yes, I am your mama. Yes.
403
00:18:24,268 --> 00:18:27,469
Oh, my gosh, this hurts.
404
00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:30,869
Well, I gave you the last
of your pain pills at noon.
405
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:32,439
They must've worn off.
406
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,219
Oh.
407
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:35,843
Is this for me?
408
00:18:35,844 --> 00:18:37,491
I thought you didn't like red velvet.
409
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:41,811
Not like red velvet? I love red velvet.
410
00:18:41,984 --> 00:18:43,039
Mmm.
411
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,708
Tina, my compliments to the chef.
412
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:50,512
Knocked it out of the
park. This is so moist.
413
00:18:50,711 --> 00:18:53,362
Dave's back.
414
00:18:53,796 --> 00:18:55,885
If you think I'm gonna forgive
you about what you said yest...
415
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,595
Tina, forget about Dave.
416
00:18:57,596 --> 00:19:00,896
Let's go drink wine and
talk about Alicia Keys.
417
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:08,176
Calvin, did I say something
bad? I... I can't remember a thing.
418
00:19:08,203 --> 00:19:13,378
Well, honestly, Dave,
you were a straight jackass.
419
00:19:13,379 --> 00:19:17,148
You know, some of the things
you said sounded like me.
420
00:19:17,149 --> 00:19:18,741
And honesty is good,
421
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,689
but I don't think we can have two mes.
422
00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:23,079
I don't know.
423
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,627
Two Calvins sounds pretty awesome to me.
424
00:19:26,929 --> 00:19:29,291
Well, it's good to have you back, buddy.
425
00:19:29,292 --> 00:19:31,891
Since I'm the one that got
you into this, I guess I owe you.
426
00:19:31,892 --> 00:19:33,714
So...
427
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:36,675
what do you say we watch
your British snake movie?
428
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,341
Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
429
00:19:39,342 --> 00:19:41,383
Sure.
430
00:19:42,745 --> 00:19:45,315
She turned me into a newt.
431
00:19:45,981 --> 00:19:49,717
Lose the
bloody accent, Dave, or I'm leavin'.
432
00:19:49,718 --> 00:19:51,878
Okay, fine. Blimey.
433
00:19:51,879 --> 00:19:53,651
- All right.
- Oh, hey, no, no, no.
434
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:54,756
Okay, okay, fine.
435
00:19:54,757 --> 00:19:57,359
Fine. Blimey.
436
00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,093
All right.
437
00:19:59,308 --> 00:20:00,791
David...
438
00:20:07,264 --> 00:20:09,565
Oh, come on, Daph, you can say it.
439
00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:12,607
Who am I? I'm your mama.
440
00:20:12,608 --> 00:20:14,296
- "Mama."
- Okay, okay.
441
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,589
She's got "Mama." All right.
442
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,424
Daph, try "Dada."
443
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,366
"Dada." "Dada."
444
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:20,719
"Dada." Say "Dada."
445
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,013
We're getting there.
446
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,849
- It's close.
- Oh!
447
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:26,475
Look, Bronwyn.
448
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,394
It's your friend Daphne.
449
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,992
Daphne, hello.
450
00:20:30,993 --> 00:20:32,460
Uh, hi.
451
00:20:32,461 --> 00:20:34,245
Hi. Hi.
452
00:20:34,246 --> 00:20:36,986
Uh, I... I'm Marty,
and this is Courtney.
453
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:38,112
How great!
454
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:41,323
You must be babysitting
for Gemma and her wife Tina.
455
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:42,858
Oh.
456
00:20:43,431 --> 00:20:44,473
Excuse me?
457
00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:46,689
Tell them I said hi.
458
00:20:50,179 --> 00:20:53,541
- Marty...
- No, it's already ringing.
459
00:20:56,583 --> 00:21:01,583
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