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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:24,252 * SEE YOU LATER TOMORROW'S CALLING * 2 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:28,021 * I'VE GOTTA RUN 3 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,792 * IT'S SO EXCITING A LITTLE SCARY * 4 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:35,729 * I WISH YOU COULD COME 5 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:41,702 * I WISH YOU COULD BABY, YOU COULD COME * 6 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:45,439 * THIS IS GONNA BE FUN THIS IS GONNA BE REAL * 7 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:49,610 * FROM MY FEET TO MY FINGERS I'M GONNA FEEL * 8 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:53,181 * I'M GONNA FEEL 9 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:58,051 * THIS IS GONNA BE REAL 10 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,688 * FUN 11 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:06,360 * THE CLOCK IS TICKING TELEPHONE'S RINGING * 12 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:09,930 * HOW TIME DOES FLY 13 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:12,065 * DON'T LOOK SO SAD 14 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,967 * DON'T LOOK SO LONELY 15 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:17,771 * THIS AIN'T GOOD-BYE 16 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:22,543 * I WISH YOU COULD BABY, YOU COULD COME * 17 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:27,581 * THIS IS GONNA BE FUN THIS IS GONNA BE REAL * 18 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:31,685 * FROM MY FEET TO MY FINGERS I'M GONNA FEEL * 19 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:35,223 * I'M GONNA FEEL 20 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:39,092 * THIS IS GONNA BE FUN THIS IS GONNA BE REAL * 21 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:43,163 * FROM MY FEET TO MY FINGERS I'M GONNA FEEL * 22 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:46,734 * I'M GONNA FEEL 23 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:51,572 * THIS IS GONNA BE REAL 24 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,475 * FUN * 25 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,481 [ Rolling Thunder ] 26 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,391 [ Man Reading ] 27 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,359 WELL, STOP HER! 28 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:53,567 [ Narrator, Italian Accent ] THIS IS MY SON. 29 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:57,170 MOST PEOPLE THOUGHT HE SOLD VACUUM CLEANERS DOOR-TO-DOOR. 30 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:01,509 BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE WAS MORE TO THE STORY. 31 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,177 HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, HUH? [ Grunts ] 32 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:13,153 [ Sirens Wailing ] 33 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,158 IDIOT! HUH? 34 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,196 [ Tires Screech ] 35 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:30,971 THIS IS A MISTAKE. THAT-- THAT WOMAN IS NOT BO DEREK! 36 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:34,241 THAT WAS CLOSE. 37 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:45,252 TOO CLOSE. 38 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:48,188 I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE AMERICAN EMBASSY! OW! 39 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:54,328 [ Man ] FABBRIZIO, IT'S TIME YOUR SON IS TOLD OF HIS DESTINY. 40 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:57,331 THIS IS NO LIFE FOR MY SON. 41 00:04:57,398 --> 00:05:01,001 I WILL NEVER TELL HIM OF HIS TRUE DESTINY. 42 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:05,473 [ Echoing ] DESTINY. DESTINY. DESTINY. DESTINY. 43 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:12,212 [ Bicycle Bell Rings ] 44 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:15,015 [ Narrator ] FABBRIZIO DECIDED TO KEEP THE FAMILY LEGACY... 45 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:17,451 A SECRET FROM HIS SON. 46 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:21,355 THE BOY NEVER KNEW THE TRUTH ABOUT HIS URGE TO DISGUISE HIMSELF... 47 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:24,324 WITH ANYTHING HE COULD FIND. 48 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:28,295 PISTACHIO, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT MAKING FACES IN THE MIRROR... 49 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:30,431 WITH THE UNDERWEAR ON THE HEAD. 50 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:32,900 THAT WOULD BE CRAZY, PAPA. 51 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,702 [ Chuckles ] UNLESS, OF COURSE, 52 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:38,138 I HAD A SHAVING CREAM BEARD TO GO ALONG WITH IT. 53 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:40,541 [ Grandfather ] THIS IS MY GRANDSON PISTACHIO. 54 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:43,911 HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE, UH, DIFFERENT. 55 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:47,080 OH! 56 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:51,084 FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, HE HAD IMPULSES HE COULD NOT CONTROL. 57 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,521 YOU SLAP ME, I SLAP YOU! [ Gasps ] 58 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:57,958 AS PISTACHIO GREW UP, HE COULDN'T HELP MIMICKING THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM. 59 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:01,462 ADD THE COPPER SULFATE. 60 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:04,131 [ Mocking ] ADD THE COPPER SULFATE. 61 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:08,736 ADD JUST A LITTLE BIT OF LUMINOL. 62 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:12,272 [ Mocking ] ADD JUST A LITTLE BIT OF LUMINOL. 63 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:18,612 [ Class Laughing ] 64 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:23,150 [ Grandfather ] BUT... HE ALWAYS HAD A HARD TIME FITTING IN. 65 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,753 [ Chuckles ] YOU THINK YOU GOT MUSCLES NOW? 66 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,154 TRY THIS. 67 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,221 OKAY. 68 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,995 [ Boy ] WHY DOES HE HAVE UNDERWEAR ON HIS HEAD? 69 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,831 [ Grandfather ] WHAT HE DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT HIS TRUE ADVENTURE... 70 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,232 WAS ABOUT TO BEGIN. 71 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:41,435 [ Whimpers ] 72 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:44,738 THERE'S A YOUNG LADY OUT HERE TO SEE YOU. 73 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:46,006 FOR ME? AHA! 74 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,608 FANTASTICO! 75 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:50,210 YES! YES! 76 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,245 A YOUNG LADY! 77 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,382 HEY, AMICO! 78 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:58,185 THERE'S A GIRL WAITING FOR ME! 79 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,787 HEY, HEY, MAMA, I'M-- 80 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,489 OH, OH, PISTACHIO. 81 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:04,625 WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR NICE YOUNG LADY FRIEND TO COME IN, 82 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:06,860 AND I'LL MAKE YOU CORNED BEEF RAVIOLI? 83 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:10,230 WHAT A GRAND IDEA, MAMA! 84 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:13,166 OH, MY SONNY-SON, HANDSOME SON. 85 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:16,737 GO, GO, GO. OH! 86 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,105 [ Barks ] 87 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:22,576 NATURALLY, PISTACHIO WANTED TO FIND A GIRL JUST LIKE MAMA. 88 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:25,045 * I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE 89 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:28,582 * WHOA-OH I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE * 90 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:32,486 AH, SOPHIA. WHAT AN UNEXPECTED SURPRISE, LOVE CAKE. 91 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,287 LOVE CAKE? 92 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:37,157 I SO ENJOYED MEETING YOU LAST EVENING. 93 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:40,160 YEAH, LISTEN, PISTACHIOS, I KNOW WE HAD SOME LAUGHS AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT, 94 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,462 YEAH. BUT YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE. 95 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:45,533 BESIDES, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, SO DON'T CALL ME, OKAY? 96 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:47,367 I GOTTA GO. 97 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,237 YES. 98 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:53,941 SOMETHING ABOUT HER REMINDS ME OF MY MAMA. 99 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,477 OH, YES, SHE WILL BE A GREAT COOK! 100 00:07:57,545 --> 00:08:00,914 EH, PAPA. 101 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:04,151 YES, I-I STRAIGHTEN. 102 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,353 I STRAIGHTEN THE MENU. 103 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:16,730 [ Screams ] I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY. 104 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:21,034 OH. EXCUSE, YOUNG MAN. I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE... 105 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:23,136 THAT YOU BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THE SIDEWALK... 106 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,204 A MOMENT AGO. 107 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:25,873 I'M NOT A SPORTS KID. 108 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:30,077 PISTACHIO, WHY DON'T YOU DO ONE OF YOUR FUNNY VOICES AND CHEER THE KID UP? 109 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:33,747 WHAT AN EXCELLENT IDEA, BERNARDO. YES, YES. 110 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:37,785 I DO FOR YOU NOW A SCENE FROM THE HIT MOTION PICTURE SHREK. 111 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:43,056 YOU READY? OKAY. "WHY DON'T YOU GET AWAY FROM ME, DONKEY?" 112 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:47,027 "WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, GET AWAY FROM YOU? I'M MAKIN' WAFFLES." 113 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:52,866 EH-- EH-- [ Dog Barks ] 114 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,903 OH, WHAT A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY. 115 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:58,038 OH, I SEE YOU LIKE MY DOG, YES. 116 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,574 HIS NAME IS THE CUTENESS. 117 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,175 I NEVER HAD A DOG. 118 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:05,212 WELL, PERHAPS YOUR PAPA WILL BUY YOU A DOG. 119 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,280 I NEVER HAD A DAD. 120 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,749 [ Stammers ] 121 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,053 PAPA DEFICIENT, YES. 122 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,624 YOU CAN PLAY WITH THE CUTENESS ANYTIME YOU WANT. 123 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,525 [ Giggles ] 124 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:19,993 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 125 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,395 MY NAME IS PISTACHIO DISGUISEY. 126 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:24,097 MY NAME'S BARNEY BAKER. 127 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,566 A PLEASURE, BARNEY BAKER. 128 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:30,704 AND NOW HUNGRY PATRONS. ARRIVEDERCI! 129 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:34,007 BUONA SERA, SIGNORE. 130 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,347 OH! [ Chuckles ] 131 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,816 YA-YA-YA-YA. [ Chuckles ] 132 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:46,787 * LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA * [ Man Gasps ] 133 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:50,290 * [ Humming ] OH, YES. 134 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:53,894 HEY, MORON, USE A TRAY NEXT TIME. THOSE ARE TOO MANY PLATES. 135 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,764 AH, THE NEW WAITER, REX. [ Chuckles ] 136 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,767 SO CUTE IN YOUR INEXPERIENCE. 137 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:03,303 WATCH AND LEARN, MY FRIEND. 138 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,645 [ Gasping ] 139 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:16,283 OH, YES, YES. I-- YES, I CLEAN. I CLEAN. 140 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,853 GOOD-BYE, GOOEY SAUCE. 141 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:23,456 OH, YES. [ Mutters ] 142 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,859 CHEESE, YES. I GIVE YOU CHEESE. 143 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:28,662 YES, NICE CHEESE. YES, CHEESE. 144 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,198 YOU LIKE, HUH? OH, YES. 145 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:35,235 YES, I LIKE, I LIKE-- PAPA! 146 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:41,742 AND FINALLY WE HAVE FRESH, BOUNCING BABY SHRIMP. 147 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,211 I'LL JUST TAKE THE SPAGHETTI. 148 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,079 AND DO ME A FAVOR, BUDDY. 149 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:49,349 GET ME SOME MAN-SIZED MEATBALLS. 150 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:53,787 [ Echoing ] MEATBALLS. MEATBALLS. MEATBALLS. 151 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:57,858 AM I GOING TOO FAST FOR YA? 152 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:04,097 [ Imitating Accent ] AM I GOING TOO FAST FOR YA? 153 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,099 HUH? ARE YOU MOCKING MY HUSBAND? 154 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,168 ARE YOU MOCKING MY HUSBAND? 'CAUSE YOU BETTER NOT BE. 155 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:12,039 'CAUSE YOU BETTER NOT BE. [ Grunts ] 156 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,875 PISTACHIO, STOP IT. NO MOCKING. 157 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:17,044 PISTACHIO, STOP IT. NO MOCKING. NO, NO, NO. 158 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,112 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU LET THAT LITTLE NUT BALL 159 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,114 BE A WAITER IN THE FIRST PLACE. 160 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,051 LISTEN, YOU. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY SON, 161 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,219 THEN YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME. 162 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:31,024 YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. YOU AND YOU, GET OUT! [ Mumbling ] 163 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,762 PISTACHIO, WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 164 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,564 YES, I KNOW, PAPA. I'M SORRY. 165 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:40,333 I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. THE MOCKING'S GETTING WORSE. 166 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,035 NONSENSE. 167 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:45,638 SOMETIMES THERE'S SO MANY VOICES IN MY HEAD, I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM. 168 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:50,310 LISTEN TO ME. YOU ARE PISTACHIO DISGUISEY, AND YOU ARE A GREAT WAITER. 169 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,945 YES, THAT IS ONE OF THE VOICES, 170 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,580 I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. NOT THE LOUDEST ONE, BUT-- 171 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:57,350 NO, NO, YOU ARE MY SON, YOU UNDERSTAND? 172 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,921 AND I WILL ALWAYS BE PROUD OF YOU. EH? 173 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:04,291 [ Customers Chattering ] WE SHOULD'VE GONE TO BURGER KING. 174 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:07,327 PERHAPS MY DESTINY IS SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY. 175 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:11,498 NO, NO, NO, MY SON, YOUR DESTINY IS HERE, OKAY? 176 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,134 YES, DESTINY IS HERE. 177 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,970 BUT, PAPA, DON'T PREACH. I'M IN TROUBLE DEEP. 178 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,006 AND I'M KEEPING MY BABY. 179 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,409 EH, WHAT? WHAT? 180 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,846 [ Girl Giggling ] 181 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:32,752 [ Man Murmuring, Kissing ] 182 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:37,757 EXCUSE, WAITER REX. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR ARM AROUND THE CAKE? 183 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:42,362 AND, THE TUSH QUEEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE WITH THE OVERSIZED REX? 184 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:46,099 LOOK, PISTACHIOS, THE SILLY VOICES, THE MAKIN' FACES, 185 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,601 IT WAS FUN FOR, LIKE, ONE SECOND, OKAY? 186 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,604 ONLY ONE SECOND? I NEVER WANTED TO GO OUT WITH YOU. 187 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:55,475 I'M IN LOVE WITH REX, OKAY? YEAH. GOT IT? 188 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,780 I SEE. I CAN TAKE A HINT. 189 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:04,551 THE MESSAGE IS COMING THROUGH LOUD AND C-CLEAR. 190 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,921 [ Sighs ] I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK, BABY. 191 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:11,424 OKAY. GOOD-BYE, PISTACHIOS. 192 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,260 [ Grunts ] 193 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,831 * [ Humming ] 194 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:22,169 [ Vehicle Approaches, Tires Screech ] 195 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,705 HEY, GET IN THE CAR, HUH? 196 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:31,211 OH, MY LITTLE CANNOLI. YOU'LL MAKE MY PISTACHIO VERY HAPPY. 197 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,213 [ Gasps ] OH! 198 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,582 [ Men Struggling ] GET IN THE CAR NOW! 199 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,918 GET HIM IN THERE! [ Punches Landing ] 200 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:42,890 [ Man ] LET'S GO. [ Tires Screeching ] 201 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,928 [ Dog Barking ] RANSACKED! 202 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:51,965 HELLO, POLICE? IN MY HOME, IT IS FULL OF RANSACKERY. 203 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,967 EVERYTHING DIFFERENT. WHERE DO I-- 204 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:57,270 MY NAME IS PISTACHIO. AND, OH, MAMA'S CANNOLI IS HERE. 205 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,207 [ Man On Phone ] DON'T CALL AGAIN. [ Dial Tone ] 206 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,975 MAMA! PAPA! 207 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,644 PLEASE, HEAVENLY FATHER, SHOW ME A SIGN. 208 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,646 I PROMISE I WILL NEVER MOCK YOU AGAIN. 209 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,781 MY FAMILY IS MISSING, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 210 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,919 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 211 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:16,156 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 212 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:19,292 * [ "Theme From The Exorcist" ] [ Door Opens, Closes ] 213 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,573 [ Door Creaks ] 214 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:42,649 CAN I HELP YOU? I CAME TO HELP YOU, PISTACHIO. 215 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:47,254 HELP ME WHAT? FIND YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER, MY SON. 216 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:51,158 MY FATHER, YOUR SON. 217 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,493 HOLY CANNOLI, YOU ARE MY SISTER! 218 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,031 YOU DON'T HAVE A SISTER, YOU PEA BRAIN! 219 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,969 I AM YOUR GRANDFATHER. YES, THAT WAS MY NEXT CHOICE. 220 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:05,172 IT'S BEEN 23 YEARS. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I NEEDED THIS HELP? 221 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,041 THAT ANSWER AND MORE WILL BE REVEALED SHORTLY. 222 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:11,144 BUT FOR NOW, LET ME IN. I HUNGER! 223 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,681 SO, I COME DOWN FROM THE ROOFTOP, 224 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,883 AND THEN I COME HOME AND THERE'S NO MAMA, 225 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:20,687 NO PAPA, JUST RANSACKERY. 226 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,623 DID YOU ASK JEEVES? YES, BUT NO SUCH LUCK. 227 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,559 WHEN YOU WERE ON THE ROOF, DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED LIKE THIS? 228 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,598 YES, EXACTLY THAT, 229 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,167 BUT WITHOUT THE PAIN ON MY FACE. 230 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,403 WE HAVE A CLUE! 231 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,771 [ Stammers ] 232 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,712 GRANDPAPA? 233 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:51,184 OH. I'M SORRY. I'M LOOKING FOR MY GRANDFATHER. 234 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:54,854 GRANDFATHER NOT HERE. I'M SORRY. 235 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,791 [ Grandfather's Voice ] IT'S ME, YOU IDIOT! 236 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,294 AMAZING. YOU SOUND JUST LIKE GRANDFATHER. 237 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:04,564 FOOL! I AM YOUR GRANDFATHER. 238 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:08,335 [ Stammers ] WHAT-- WHAT-- I DON'T-- WHY-- 239 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,205 OH! YES. 240 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,508 LATEX RUBBER. 241 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,178 YES, IT'S SO SOFT. 242 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:22,449 IT LIKE A SOFT, FAT BABY-BOTTOM FACE. 243 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,951 THIS IS NOTHING. I'M RUSTY. 244 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:30,423 WHEN I'M ON THE TOP OF MY GAME, MY DISGUISE IS SEAMLESS! 245 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,892 YES, YES, WITHOUT THE SEAMS. 246 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:38,131 AND THE PLACE IS SO INCREDIBLY CLEAN, 247 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,233 SO TIDY. 248 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,536 BRAVO, GRANDPA. [ Grunts ] 249 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,738 PUT A CLAMP ON YOUR PASTRY HOLE. 250 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,675 I'M GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT. 251 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,111 YOU ARE A DISGUISEY. 252 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,513 YES, PISTACHIO DISGUISEY. I'M BEGGING YOU, 253 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,315 CURB YOUR YAMMERING SKULL CAVE. 254 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,951 NOW, THROUGHOUT HISTORY, 255 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:03,090 THE DISGUISEYS HAVE USED THEIR SKILLS AS MASTERS OF DISGUISE... 256 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:06,126 FOR THE BETTERMENT OF MANKIND. 257 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:10,330 [ Grandfather Narrating ] IN EUROPE, THEY USED THEIR POWER TO CATCH THIEVES. 258 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,799 NOW I'VE GOT IT. IT'S MINE. 259 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,802 [ Screams ] THE STATUE IS ALIVE! 260 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,206 THEY WERE AMONG THE WORLD'S FIRST ENVIRONMENTALISTS. 261 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:22,041 SORRY, GEORGE WASHINGTON. NO CHERRY TREE FOR YOU. 262 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,648 ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS SUCH A BORING SPEAKER... 263 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,584 THAT THE DISGUISEYS HAD TO HELP HIM GET ELECTED PRESIDENT. 264 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,387 [ Whistle ] 265 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:38,425 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I JUST NEED A DRINK OF WATER. [ Clears Throat ] 266 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,894 ROUGH CROWD. WHOO YEAH! 267 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,397 LET'S PARTY! HIT IT, BOYS! 268 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,900 * I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT * 269 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,203 VOTE FOR ME, WE'LL GET FUNKY THIS YEAR! 270 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:54,374 * YOU LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT * 271 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,309 * I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT * 272 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,911 WELL, THIS IS YOUR LEGACY, PISTACHIO. 273 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:02,782 THESE ARE YOUR PEOPLE, AND YOU ARE ONE OF THEM. 274 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,984 BUT MY PAPA JUST RUNS A RESTAURANT. 275 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:08,688 YOUR FATHER WAS ONCE THE WORLD'S GREATEST MASTER OF DISGUISE. 276 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,990 BUT MY PAPA JUST RUNS A RESTAURANT. 277 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:15,762 THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE DOING. THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO. ANY QUESTIONS? 278 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,732 YOUR PARENTS, DESPITE MY OBJECTIONS, 279 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,735 INSISTED ON KEEPING THE LEGACY A SECRET. 280 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,272 THAT IS WHY WE HAVE NOT SPOKEN IN OVER 20 YEARS. 281 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,341 BUT MY PAPA-- AH-HA. 282 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:31,244 HO. 283 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:35,548 IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO FIND YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER. 284 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:39,419 YOU MEAN WE. WE FIND MY FATHER AND MY MOTHER. 285 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:42,589 IMPOSSIBLE. SORRY. BUT WHY? 286 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:46,426 THIS IS THE SACRED BOOK OF THE DISGUISEY WAY. 287 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,763 LIKE A BOY SCOUT HANDBOOK, RIGHT? [ Chuckles ] 288 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:54,967 YOU CANNOT COMPARE THIS BOOK TO ANYTHING ELSE KNOWN TO MAN. 289 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,107 HEY, IT'S A POP-UP. 290 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,078 "IF A FATHER AND MOTHER ARE MISSING, 291 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:10,817 "ONLY A SON WHO HAS BECOME A MASTER OF DISGUISE CAN SAVE THEM... 292 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:15,588 "WITHOUT ANY DIRECT HELP FROM THE GRANDFATHER." 293 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,491 THAT'S ONE SPECIFIC FARMER. 294 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,960 NOW I MUST FIND YOUR FATHER'S NEST. 295 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,162 UH, COME AGAIN? A NEST? 296 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:27,267 YES, IS THERE A PLACE YOUR FATHER GOES TO TO SPEND TIME BY HIMSELF... 297 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,636 THAT IS DARK, THAT IS SECRETIVE? 298 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,539 THE ATTIC IS DARK AND SECRETIVE. 299 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:36,209 SHOW ME... THIS ATTIC. 300 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:40,213 SO, GRANDPA, THIS IS THE ATTIC. YEAH. 301 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,315 [ Grandfather ] WELL, THIS IS A PRETTY ORDINARY ATTIC. 302 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:47,153 THERE'S NOTHING THAT A-- OH! 303 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,656 YES? WHAT? WHAT? 304 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,392 WHAT? WHAT? [ Gasps ] 305 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:55,728 A MAGIC BALL. WHAT-- 306 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,812 [ Horse Neighs ] 307 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,585 [ Bell Ringing ] [ Cymbals Clanging ] 308 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:40,373 [ Grandfather ] BEHOLD YOUR FATHER'S NEST. 309 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,710 HEAVENS TO BETSY! YES. 310 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:47,780 I KNEW HE WOULD KEEP ONE JUST IN CASE. JUST IN CASE. 311 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,317 NOW I CAN TEACH YOU TO BECOME A MASTER OF DISGUISE. 312 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:53,320 REALLY? I-I'M GOING TO BE A MASTER OF DISGUISE? 313 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,355 * I'M GOING TO BE A MASTER OF DISGUISE * 314 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,757 * I'M GOING TO BE A MASTER OF DISGUISE I'M GOING TO * 315 00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:02,295 ENOUGH! YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER ARE IN GRAVE DANGER. 316 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:07,467 YOUR TRAINING BEGINS... NOW! 317 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,870 [ Chittering ] 318 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,707 [ Chittering ] 319 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,019 * LISTEN UP I GOT A STORY TO TELL * 320 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,088 * ABOUT THE DOPEST NEW HERO AND I KNOW HIM SO WELL * 321 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,891 * HE WAS A LITTLE WAITER WITH ITALIAN FOOD * 322 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,861 [ Pistachio ] THAT IS BRILLIANT. YOU ARE DISGUISED AS A FATTY. 323 00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:37,364 * [ Rap Continues, Indistinct ] 324 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:43,603 WHAT IS HAPPENING? AH! I'M GETTING BIGGER! 325 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,473 I GOT SO FAT. PISTACHIO. PISTACHIO! 326 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,582 [ Pistachio Screaming ] 327 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:59,819 OH! AAH! 328 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,454 [ Bell Rings ] 329 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:07,494 * HE'S THE MASTER OF DISGUISE * 330 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,664 * HE'S THE MASTER OF DISGUISE * 331 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,501 [ Snoring ] 332 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:19,839 [ Screams ] 333 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:24,777 REMEMBER ME? 334 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,881 DEVLIN BOWMAN? 335 00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:34,454 WE BOTH KNOW YOU WERE THE WOMAN THAT NIGHT IN PALERMO. 336 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:38,625 AND BECAUSE OF YOU, I SPENT 20 YEARS IN PRISON. 337 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,829 [ Beeps ] * [ Woman On TV Humming ] 338 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,765 [ Bowman ] THANKS TO A SPECIAL POTION IN THE CARAMEL CORN, 339 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:48,635 SHE THINKS SHE'S STILL AT HOME PREPARING DINNER. 340 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:52,705 BUT WE KNOW BETTER, DON'T WE? [ Watch Beeps ] 341 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:56,308 [ Screams ] MY GOODNESS! [ Whimpering ] 342 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,611 OKAY, OKAY, STOP! [ Beeps ] 343 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,550 * WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOUP TODAY * 344 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:08,287 YOU'RE RIGHT. I WAS BO DEREK THAT NIGHT IN PALERMO. 345 00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:12,191 WHAT DO YOU WANT? I WANT YOU TO DROP YOUR PIZZA APRON, 346 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,661 BECOME A MASTER OF DISGUISE ONCE AGAIN... 347 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:19,165 AND HELP ME OBTAIN THE WORLD'S RAREST TREASURES. 348 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,100 YOU'RE A SICK MAN, BOWMAN. 349 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,502 [ Laughs ] 350 00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:24,837 [ Farts ] 351 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:35,915 OH, YEAH? THE TEETH HERE. YES. 352 00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:38,150 GOOD. HERE AND HERE. YES. 353 00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:41,688 THAT'S A MINIMAL ADHESIVE SPILLAGE. THAT'S NOT BAD. 354 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:46,058 YES, GOOD. NOW, NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS DISGUISE MY VOICE, RIGHT? 355 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:49,228 [ Chuckles ] OPEN SESAME! OPEN SESAME! 356 00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:51,698 * [ Playing ] STOP THAT! 357 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:56,903 BUFFOON. CLOWN. YOU LOOK LIKE A CHEAP MIMIC. 358 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,906 ANYONE CAN PUT ON A DISGUISE OR CHANGE HIS VOICE. 359 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:03,743 ANYBODY? BUT YOU SAID THAT WAS THE SECRET POWER OF THE DISGUISEYS. 360 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:06,846 NOT EXACTLY. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEARN... 361 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:09,148 ABOUT THE INVISIBLE ENERGY FIELD... 362 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:12,719 THAT BONDS ALL DISGUISEYS, PAST AND PRESENT. 363 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:16,556 IT IS CALLED ENERGICO. 364 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,858 ENERGICO. 365 00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:21,060 WHEN YOU LEARN TO TAP INTO ENERGICO, 366 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,597 YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ACCESS WORDS, SKILLS, IDEAS... 367 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,032 THAT YOU NEVER DREAMED WERE POSSIBLE. 368 00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:27,900 YOU CAN THINK LIKE ANOTHER PERSON. 369 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,636 YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ACT LIKE ANOTHER PERSON. 370 00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:32,905 TO FEEL LIKE ANOTHER PERSON. YOU WILL BECOME... 371 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,175 ANOTHER PERSON. 372 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,546 BECOME ANOTHER PERSON. 373 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:43,049 YES! BUT FIRST, YOU MUST REPEAT THE MANTRA. 374 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:46,653 "BECOME ANOTHER PERSON." 375 00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:49,188 BECOME ANOTHER PERSON. NOTHING'S HAPPENING. 376 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,691 AGAIN! BECOME ANOTHER PERSON. 377 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:53,726 REPEAT! BECOME ANOTHER PERSON. 378 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:58,731 BECOME ANOTHER PERSON. BECOME ANOTHER PERSON. 379 00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:01,200 GOOD. WHO ARE YOU NOW? 380 00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:03,670 THE QUESTION IS NOT "WHO I AM?" THE QUESTION IS "WHO ARE YOU?" 381 00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,972 I KNOW WHO I AM. I AM PRINCE LALI JHAMBA... 382 00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:08,040 FROM THE RINGY DINGY HEIGHTS, NEAR BOMBAY, CALCUTTA... 383 00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:11,443 AND NEW DELHI, INDIA, INDIA, INDIA, INDIA. 384 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,479 IT IS TIME TO TEST THAT. 385 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:16,482 WHAT IS IT? [ Hisses ] 386 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:19,686 OH, YEAH. THAT IS A BIG REPTILE. 387 00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:22,354 NOT A PROBLEM. 388 00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:24,724 * [ Saxophone Playing Easy-Listening ] 389 00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:38,004 OH, YES, HE WOULDN'T HURT ANYBODY NOW. 390 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:41,273 I'M GOING TO CALL HIM BUTTERCUP. 391 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,209 OH, SO CUTE, EH? [ Hisses ] 392 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:46,979 [ Laughs ] TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE. 393 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,081 OH! [ Chitters ] 394 00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:52,952 ENERGICO! GOD HELP ME, I LOVE IT! 395 00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:54,453 [ Laughing ] DOWN, BOY. DOWN, BOY. 396 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:59,191 A COMPLETE TRANSFORMATION. GOOCHIE-GOOCHIE-GOO. 397 00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:01,894 YEAH, YOU LIKE THE CHEESE. GO GET THE CHEESE, BUTTERCUP. 398 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:03,696 YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT. OH! 399 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,767 NOW, PISTACHIO, SOMETIMES DURING YOUR TRAVELS, 400 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:10,302 YOU MAY BE REQUIRED TO DEFEND YOURSELF. YES. 401 00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:14,240 NOW THE DISGUISEYS DO NOT BELIEVE IN HITTING WITH A CLOSED FIST. 402 00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:16,676 YOU MUST ALWAYS HIT WITH AN OPEN HAND. 403 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:19,946 YOU MAKE YOUR POINT, BUT YOU GIVE THE MAN HIS DIGNITY. 404 00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,948 DIGNITY. OBSERVE. 405 00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:27,353 AH! EH? [ Laughs ] 406 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:31,624 ELBOWS IN, EXTEND. NOW YOU TRY IT. 407 00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:34,060 ELBOW IN, EXTEND. 408 00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:38,297 OKAY, SLAPPING DUMMY MAN. 409 00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:42,501 THERE! WELL, I THINK I'VE GOT-- 410 00:26:42,568 --> 00:26:46,305 PISTACHIO, NO, NO. YOU MUST LEARN TO EMPTY YOUR MIND... 411 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:48,107 AND ALLOW ENERGICO TO FLOW THROUGH YOU. 412 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:51,343 YES, YES. WELL, IS THERE A MANTRA FOR THE HITTING PART? 413 00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:54,380 NO, BUT IT IS DEMORALIZING TO YOUR OPPONENT... 414 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:57,717 TO REPEAT THE PHRASE "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" IN MID-SLAP. 415 00:26:57,784 --> 00:27:00,186 OKAY. WATCH. 416 00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:04,156 WHO'S YOUR DADDY? WHO'S YOUR DADDY? WHO'S YOUR DADDY? 417 00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:11,964 HEY, GUYS, THANKS FOR LETTING ME BORROW THE CONSTITUTION. 418 00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:14,566 ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU'RE MICHAEL JOHNSON, THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE. 419 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,235 YEAH, WELL. YOU READY? 420 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,837 YES, SIR, MR. JOHNSON. 421 00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:21,473 GO! 422 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:24,510 * [ "Theme From Chariots Of Fire" ] 423 00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:27,847 THANKS, GUYS! 424 00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:29,849 YOU SHOULD READ THIS, BOWMAN. 425 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,953 YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING. 426 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:37,824 I LOVE HAVING A MASTER OF DISGUISE DO MY BIDDING. 427 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:42,762 THAT'S IT! TUT-TUT-TUT. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN SOMETHING? 428 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:46,398 MY MEN ARE READY TO POUNCE ON MY COMMAND. 429 00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:49,235 NO MORE. PLEASE! STOP! ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 430 00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:52,972 [ Bowman Laughing ] 431 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:57,043 [ Farts ] 432 00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:04,483 * [ Whistling ] 433 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:20,332 OKAY, SO YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES? LET'S PLAY GAMES. 434 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:24,270 OOH! OOH! [ Laughs ] 435 00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:26,405 WHO IS YOUR DADDY? 436 00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:28,340 I'M YOUR DADDY. I'M YOUR DADDY. 437 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:29,942 I'M YOUR DADDY. I'M YOUR DADDY. 438 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,010 I'M YOUR DADDY. I'M YOUR DADDY. 439 00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,378 I'M YOUR DADDY. I'M YOUR DADDY. 440 00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:33,980 [ Dog Barking ] 441 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:39,185 HEY, LOOK IT. HUH? 442 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:47,126 [ Grandfather ] SHE COULD BE A GOOD WIFE FOR YOU. 443 00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:50,262 [ Dogs Barking ] 444 00:28:52,598 --> 00:28:55,868 WELL, AM I TRULY A MASTER OF DISGUISE NOW? 445 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:57,003 NOT EXACTLY. 446 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,838 YOU ARE A LEVEL-ONE APPRENTICE. 447 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:01,473 WHITE BELT. YES, YES, YES. 448 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,910 A LEVEL ONE. I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 449 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:07,814 HOW MANY LEVELS ARE THERE? SEVEN THOUSAND. 450 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,716 THAT'S MANY COLORED BELTS. 451 00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:13,953 YES, YOU ARE A ROOKIE. 452 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:17,189 LISTEN. IT IS A DISGUISEY TRADITION... 453 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:20,426 AT THIS POINT IN TIME THAT WE HIRE YOU AN ASSISTANT. 454 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:24,363 AN ASSISTANT? YES, I'M GOING TO GET AN ASSISTANT. 455 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:27,599 WELL, I WAS EXECUTIVE SECRETARY FOR JENSEN AND LOEB. 456 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:29,902 GET OUT! I BEG YOUR PARDON? 457 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:31,437 OUT NOW! 458 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,607 GET OUT. 459 00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:38,244 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? HISTORY! 460 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:40,813 WRONG! TAKE HER AWAY! GET OUT! 461 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:44,650 IDIOT, GET OUT! FREAK, GET OUT! 462 00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:48,087 LEAVE! GET OUT! LEAVE! OUT! OUT! 463 00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:52,391 FIFTY APPLICANTS, FIFTY LOSERS. 464 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,694 YES. PERHAPS MY DESTINY... 465 00:29:55,761 --> 00:29:58,831 DOES NOT COME WITH AN ASSISTANT. 466 00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:01,133 [ Barney Screams ] [ Crash ] 467 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,169 I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY. 468 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,738 YOU'RE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS JOB. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR. 469 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,108 GO HOME AND TELL YOUR MOMMY TO CHANGE YOUR DIAPER. GET OUT! 470 00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:13,445 I DON'T WEAR A DIAPER. HEY, PISTACHIO, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS. 471 00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:16,615 THERE'S A TALKING BABY HERE. I WANT TO SEE THE TALKING BABY. 472 00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:20,887 GOOCHIE-GOOCHIE-GOO. BRAVE BARNEY BAKER, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 473 00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:23,089 YOU KNOW THIS BABY? YES, OF COURSE. 474 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,657 I WAS POTTY-TRAINED WHEN I WAS TWO. 475 00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:29,295 OF COURSE. YOU ARE THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POTTY TRAIN. 476 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:33,465 BARNEY, IS THIS THE PLACE? 477 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:36,735 HI. OH, I'M SORRY. I JUST CAME FROM A YOGA CLASS. I HOPE THAT'S OKAY. 478 00:30:36,802 --> 00:30:39,271 GRANDPA, THIS IS BARNEY AND-- 479 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,573 OH, I'M HIS MOM, JENNIFER. HI. 480 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,710 JENNIFER. A PLEASURE. YES. UM-- 481 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:48,647 SWEETIE, UM, GO PRACTICE YOUR OLLIES, AND I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OKAY? 482 00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:51,183 BYE. PLEASE. COME IN. 483 00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:56,122 MEASUREMENTS. MEASUREMENTS? WHAT FOR? 484 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:59,025 IT'S FOR A UNIFORM. OH, OH, YEAH. OKAY. 485 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,361 IT'S 35-24-34. 486 00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:06,832 [ Snickers ] A LITTLE BOTTOM. YOU SAID 34? 487 00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:10,369 [ Men Laughing ] [ Squeaking ] 488 00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:14,907 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M RIGHT FOR THIS. BARNEY TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE LOOKING, SO-- 489 00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:20,179 I'M SORRY. HE'S ONLY SEVEN. HE THINKS YOUR NAME IS PISTACHIO. 490 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:24,450 THAT IS MY NAME. OH. THAT'S NICE. 491 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:27,353 UM, SO OKAY, WHAT IS-- WHAT IS THE JOB? 492 00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:29,288 WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU GUYS DO? 493 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:33,625 I'M A MASTER OF DISGUISE. HE IS ALSO A MASTER OF DISGUISE. 494 00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:36,728 YEAH, WELL, TECHNICALLY, HE'S A LEVEL-ONE APPRENTICE. 495 00:31:36,795 --> 00:31:40,066 EXCUSE ME? I'M SORRY. MASTER OF DISGUISE? I DON'T GET IT. 496 00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:43,535 YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE WORD "MASTER" OR THE WORD "DISGUISE"? 497 00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:46,172 OR THE WORD "OF"? 498 00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:49,708 WELL, WHAT WOULD I HAVE TO DO? 499 00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:53,245 WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO DO? EH, NOT SO FAST. 500 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:57,083 ANSWER ME THIS FIRST. DO YOU FOLD EASILY UNDER PRESSURE? 501 00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:59,085 WHAT KIND OF PRESSURE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 502 00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:01,320 THE KIND THAT MAKES YOU CRY OUT IN THE NIGHT LIKE A LITTLE BABY. 503 00:32:01,387 --> 00:32:03,322 LIKE A LITTLE BABY IN ITS CRIB. 504 00:32:03,389 --> 00:32:07,193 WHAT'S IT PAY? PAY? WHAT ABOUT BEING PAID IN HONOR, DIGNITY, PRIDE? 505 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,029 HONOR, DIGNITY, PRIDE. IN ITS CRIB. 506 00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:12,398 ACTUALLY, I NEED CASH. 507 00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:15,467 OH, THIS CAT HAS CLAWS. 508 00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:19,305 ME LIKE IT. ME LIKE IT TOO. 509 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:22,074 [ Pistachio ] BUT THIS CAT'S GOT NO MAMA CABOOSE. 510 00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:24,143 YOU GUYS KNOW I CAN HEAR YOU, RIGHT? 511 00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:31,117 [ Speaking Italian ] 512 00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:43,962 [ Sneezes ] 513 00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:48,434 GOD BLESS YOU. IT PAYS $417 A WEEK, PLUS DELTA DENTAL. 514 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:51,270 I'LL TAKE IT. IT'S YOURS. BUT HEAR ME TRUE. 515 00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:54,973 ASSISTANTS COMMONLY FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR DISGUISEY MASTERS. 516 00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:57,176 CAN YOU RESIST PISTACHIO? 517 00:32:58,110 --> 00:33:01,847 YES, CAN YOU RESIST ME? 518 00:33:03,182 --> 00:33:04,583 [ Chuckles ] 519 00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:11,157 SO, LISTEN TO ME TRUE, PISTACHIO. 520 00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:14,293 YOU ARE NOW A LEVEL-1.5 APPRENTICE. 521 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,262 BUT, MASTER, WITHOUT YOUR GUIDANCE, 522 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:18,530 HOW WILL I KNOW WHAT TO DISGUISE MYSELF AS? 523 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:21,333 YOU WILL HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR DISGUISEY INSTINCTS. 524 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,636 ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS FOR YOURSELF: WHO? WHY? WHERE? 525 00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:27,739 HOW WOULD THEY TAKE YOUR MOTHER, THE CUTENESS AND YOUR FATHER, MY SON? 526 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:31,143 YES, YES, YES. WHO, WHY, WHERE AND WHY. NO. 527 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:33,745 WRONG! WHO, WHY, WHERE AND HOW. 528 00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:36,315 OH, YES. WHO, WHY, WHAT... 529 00:33:36,382 --> 00:33:39,685 AND WHAT AND WHAT AND WHAT AND WHAT? 530 00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:42,321 WRONG! WHO, WHY, WHERE, HOW! 531 00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:45,991 YES, YES, YES. WHO, WHY, WHERE, HOW. 532 00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:49,995 THAT'S IT. YOU GOT IT! YES. WHO, WHY, WHERE, HOW. 533 00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:52,931 * I SAY WHO, WHY WHERE, HOW * 534 00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:55,834 * I SAY WHO, WHY WHERE, HOW * 535 00:33:55,901 --> 00:33:59,338 * I SAY WHO, WHY WHERE, HOW * 536 00:34:00,939 --> 00:34:02,341 [ Grandfather ] YOU, EMPLOYEE. 537 00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:08,214 MY GRANDSON IS STILL RAW. HE'S UNFOCUSED. 538 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,584 WHEN HE BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON, HE MAY BE UNPREDICTABLE. 539 00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:16,088 ABOUT THE DENTAL. WHEN I GET STUFF DONE, WHEN BARNEY GETS STUFF DONE, 540 00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:18,390 DO I PAY IT AND THEN YOU REIMBURSE ME, 541 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:21,227 OR DO I BILL DELTA DENTAL DIRECTLY? 542 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:22,894 I'M JUST NOT SURE HOW IT WORKS. 543 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:26,832 YOU SICKEN ME. OH! 544 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,634 I ALMOST FORGOT. 545 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:32,838 [ Grunts ] HERE IS YOUR NEST IN A BOX. 546 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,240 NEST IN A BOX? 547 00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:36,775 YOU MAY NEED IT. IT COMES WITH INSTRUCTIONS. 548 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:39,545 OH, AND THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE. 549 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:46,084 THE DISGUISEY BALL OF KNOWLEDGE. 550 00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:48,053 WHEN YOU ARE IN DIRE STRAITS... 551 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,557 AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, THIS WILL COME IN HANDY. 552 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,926 I WON'T LET YOU DOWN, MASTER. 553 00:34:54,993 --> 00:34:57,095 AH, I HOPE NOT. 554 00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:01,500 THIS DISGUISEY THING SURE COMES WITH A LOT OF ACCOUTREMENTS. 555 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:05,204 SO LONG, MASTER! 556 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:08,039 BYE-BYE. ALL RIGHT, NOW. 557 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:11,477 WHERE TO BEGIN OUR SEARCH? 558 00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:16,748 WELL, I GUESS WE COULD LOOK AROUND AT THE SPOT YOUR FATHER WAS TAKEN. 559 00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,285 THAT'S YOUR IDEA? THAT'S IT? YEAH. 560 00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:22,821 TO LOOK AROUND AT THE SPOT WHERE MY FATHER WAS TAKEN? 561 00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:24,923 OH, THAT'S CRAZY. 562 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:28,627 SO CRAZY IT JUST MIGHT WORK. 563 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,299 YOU KNOW, THIS COULD BE SOMETHING. 564 00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:40,806 [ Sighs ] [ Headgear Squeaks ] 565 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:43,709 PLEASE, ASSISTANT, DON'T PLAY IN THE TRASH... 566 00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:46,745 WHILE I AM IN FULL FATHER-FINDING MODE, OKAY? 567 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,715 ALL I'M SAYING IS I DATED A GUY WHO USED TO SMOKE THESE. 568 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:53,585 THIS IS A HANDMADE CIGAR FROM THE TURTLE CLUB. LOOK AT THE LABEL. 569 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:56,288 YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES? I'LL PLAY GAMES WITH YOU. 570 00:35:58,089 --> 00:35:59,791 THERE WE GO. 571 00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:02,861 [ Headgear Squeaks ] 572 00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:05,897 [ Jennifer's Voice ] ALL I'M SAYING IS I DATED A GUY WHO USED TO SMOKE THESE. 573 00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:08,367 THIS IS A HANDMADE CIGAR FROM THE TURTLE CLUB. 574 00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:11,370 EH, JENNIFER, 575 00:36:11,437 --> 00:36:14,406 DO YOU REMEMBER THAT THING YOU ONCE SAID... 576 00:36:14,473 --> 00:36:17,909 ABOUT THE GUY YOU USED TO DATE FROM THE TURTLE CLUB? 577 00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:19,978 YEAH? 578 00:36:20,045 --> 00:36:23,549 YES. WELL, MY DISGUISEY INSTINCTS ARE GOING CRAZY. 579 00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:26,184 PERHAPS WE SHOULD PAY A VISIT TO THIS TURTLE CLUB. 580 00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:29,355 WELL, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET IN THERE THOUGH. YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER. 581 00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:32,924 [ Chuckles ] YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SOMETIMES. 582 00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:36,828 WE WILL SEE WHAT IS IMPOSSIBLE, MY EVER-DOUBTFUL ASSISTANT. 583 00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:39,898 NOW, QUICKLY, TO THE NEST! 584 00:36:46,605 --> 00:36:48,974 YOU KNOW, I DON'T MEAN TO KEEP HARPING, BUT... 585 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,643 THE NAME "THE TURTLE CLUB," IT'S JUST A NAME. 586 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:55,080 I THINK YOU'RE TAKING IT A LITTLE BIT TOO LITERALLY. TURTLE. 587 00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:58,350 MAY I HELP YOU? ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE TURTLE CLUB? 588 00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:00,452 WELL, NOT EXACTLY. NOT EXACTLY. 589 00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:03,822 BUT AM I NOT TURTLY ENOUGH FOR THE TURTLE CLUB? 590 00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:06,558 IS HE OKAY? HE'S FINE. 591 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,394 HE'S FINE. TURTLE. 592 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:15,701 HE'S DREAMT OF THIS PLACE EVER SINCE HE WAS A CHILD. TURTLE. 593 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:19,638 [ Pistachio Trilling ] DO YOU THINK WE CAN GO IN FOR A MOMENT? 594 00:37:19,705 --> 00:37:22,908 WE'LL BE OUT IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE? [ Sighs ] 595 00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:24,810 ALL RIGHT. 596 00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:26,278 [ Chuckles ] 597 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,248 TURTLE! 598 00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:36,522 TURTLE. NOT TURTLE? IT'S OKAY. NO. 599 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,256 TURTLE? NOT TURTLE. NO. 600 00:37:40,626 --> 00:37:45,764 HI. UM, COULD YOU TELL ME, DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS? TURTLE! 601 00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:49,134 SHH! I'D RECOGNIZE THAT LABEL ANYWHERE. 602 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,170 I MADE THAT CIGAR FOR THE PRIVATE COLLECTION OF DEVLIN BOWMAN. 603 00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:56,742 OH, DEVLIN BOWMAN. TUR... TLE! 604 00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:59,478 TURTLE. TURTLE. TURTLE. TURTLE. TURTLE! 605 00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:02,013 EEE! UM-- 606 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,783 IS HE OKAY? OH, HE'S FINE. 607 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:07,819 I'M FINE. TURTLE. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GIVE ME... 608 00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:10,456 AN ADDRESS OR A PHONE NUMBER FOR MR. BOWMAN? 609 00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:14,993 [ Smacks Lips ] ARE YOU CRAZY? I CAN'T GIVE YOU THAT INFORMATION. 610 00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,595 OH, OKAY. NO INFORMATION. 611 00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:20,165 HMM. WHAT IF HARM FOUND ITS WAY TO YOU? 612 00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:24,002 TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE TURTLE HARM. WOULD THAT CHANGE YOUR MIND? 613 00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:31,543 PERHAPS IT'S TIME TO GO INTO MY SHELL. TURTLE. NO. NO SHELL. NO. 614 00:38:31,610 --> 00:38:33,579 SHELL TIME COMING. UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? 615 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,947 A NAME IS JUST FINE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 616 00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:39,485 TERRIBLE HARM. THE KIND OF HARM THAT MAKES YOU CRY OUT... 617 00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:42,721 IN THE NIGHT LIKE A LITTLE BABY. [ Trills ] 618 00:38:42,788 --> 00:38:45,424 HEY, BABY, CAN I, UH, BUY YOU A DRINK? 619 00:38:45,491 --> 00:38:48,560 AND MAYBE SOME POND WATER FOR YOUR FRIEND? 620 00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:50,496 [ All Laughing ] 621 00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:53,164 [ Laughs ] VERY FUNNY. 622 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:58,203 PISTACHIO: TURTLE! WHERE'D HE GO? 623 00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:01,473 HUH? [ Spits ] 624 00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:05,411 [ Laughs ] 625 00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:06,878 [ Trilling ] 626 00:39:16,321 --> 00:39:18,590 I DON'T EVEN REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY... 627 00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:21,460 ABOUT WHAT WENT ON BACK THERE. I KNOW. 628 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:23,429 IT WAS LIKE A DREAM, BUT REAL. 629 00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:28,333 I THINK I'M OVER MY HEAD. TOMORROW WE WILL FIND OUT JUST WHO THIS DEVLIN BOWMAN IS. 630 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,837 THE TURTLE THING AND-- THEN WE WILL FIND THE MAMA AND THE PAPA. 631 00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:36,808 UM. 632 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:40,045 LOOK, IF I'M GONNA WORK TOMORROW, I'M GONNA NEED A LIFT, 633 00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:42,914 BECAUSE MY BOYFRIEND HAS MY CAR. 634 00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:47,185 A BOYFRIEND. YES, A BOYFRIEND. [ Chuckling ] 635 00:39:47,252 --> 00:39:50,622 IT'S GETTING LATE. I'M GONNA GO IN, OKAY? 636 00:39:50,689 --> 00:39:52,891 OKAY. GOOD NIGHT, MY LOVE CAKE. 637 00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:55,527 LOVE CAKE? WHAT? 638 00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:57,729 YOU SAID "LOVE CAKE." BUT WHY WOULD I CALL YOU "LOVE CAKE"? 639 00:39:57,796 --> 00:40:00,265 YOUR HIND QUARTERS ARE HIDEOUSLY SCRAWNY. WHAT? 640 00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:04,202 WHAT I-- WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY IS THAT, UH, 641 00:40:05,437 --> 00:40:07,405 I HAVE A PRESENT FOR BARNEY, YES. 642 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:14,713 WILL YOU GIVE THESE TO HIM? FROM HIS DAD. 643 00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:17,983 WHAT? DAD, DAD, DAD-- 644 00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:20,418 THAT ITALIAN GUY, ME. 645 00:40:20,486 --> 00:40:25,356 OH, OKAY. THIS IS VERY SWEET OF YOU. KNEE PADS. 646 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,627 HE COULD USE THESE. OH, THANK YOU. YES. 647 00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:31,963 YES, YES. NIGHTY NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. 648 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:34,500 SLEEPY TIME, SHE COMES. [ Door Opens, Closes ] 649 00:40:41,873 --> 00:40:43,609 [ Rings ] 650 00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:47,045 THANKS FOR THE LIBERTY BELL, GUYS. I'LL BRING IT RIGHT BACK. 651 00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:51,683 OH, AND, UH, REMEMBER, THAT'S AN ACTION FIGURE, NOT A DOLL. 652 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,352 [ Ringing ] 653 00:40:54,419 --> 00:40:57,188 SURE THING, GOVERNOR VENTURA. THANKS A LOT. 654 00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:59,958 WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT GOVERNOR JESSE VENTURA 655 00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:01,693 WOULD BE THE PERFECT DISGUISE... 656 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,095 TO ABSCOND WITH THE LIBERTY BELL? 657 00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:07,465 ME. 658 00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:10,836 MY SKILLS WERE MEANT FOR THE BETTERMENT OF MANKIND, 659 00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:14,172 NOT FOR GREED AND EVIL. OH, PLEASE. 660 00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:19,678 [ Chuckles ] YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR HAIR. 661 00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:25,250 YOU'VE GOT SERIOUS MASK-HEAD. [ Laughing ] 662 00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:31,489 [ Farts ] 663 00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:42,167 HEY, PISTACHIO. I WANT YOU TO MEET MY BOYFRIEND, TRENT. 664 00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:43,669 HEY, THERE HE IS. 665 00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:46,037 HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU, "PISATCHE." [ Cracking ] 666 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:49,107 OW-- ARE YOU? [ Chuckling ] 667 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:51,977 OH, I FORGOT MY PURSE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 668 00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:59,317 LAY OFF MY LADY, YOU FREAK. MY, YOU ARE A TOUCHY-FEELY GUY, TRENT. 669 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:05,791 SAVED BY THE UNCOORDINATED LITTLE BRAT. HEY, BARN. 670 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:08,293 GRIND THAT CURB, BUDDY. YEAH! 671 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:09,828 [ Crash ] 672 00:42:09,895 --> 00:42:12,731 [ Cat Screeches ] [ Laughing ] I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY. 673 00:42:12,798 --> 00:42:16,501 [ Trent ] WHAT A LOSER. THANKS FOR THE PADS, PISTACHIO. THEY REALLY HELP. 674 00:42:16,568 --> 00:42:21,807 YOU WILL LEARN WITH PRACTICE, BRAVE BARNEY BAKER. I'LL KEEP TRYING. 675 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:26,912 WHAT KIND OF CRAP ARE YOU PUTTING IN HIS HEAD? WHAT, UH-- EH, NICENESS? 676 00:42:26,978 --> 00:42:28,814 "NICENESS"? WHAT ARE YOU, HIS DAD? 677 00:42:30,315 --> 00:42:33,451 YOU ARE TRYING TO HORN IN ON MY ACTION, AREN'T YOU? 678 00:42:33,518 --> 00:42:36,487 [ Mocking ] YOU ARE TRYING TO HORN IN ON MY ACTION, AREN'T YOU? 679 00:42:37,455 --> 00:42:39,925 WHAT? WHAT? 680 00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:42,961 ARE YOU MOCKING ME? ARE YOU MOCKING ME? 681 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:47,265 OH, OKAY. OKAY-KAY. 682 00:42:47,332 --> 00:42:52,303 BUT I WARN YOU, TRENT, MY SLAP PRACTICE DUMMY GETS QUITE A WORKOUT LATELY, OKAY? 683 00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:55,306 YOU WANT TO FIGHT? SEE WHAT AWAITS YOU, HUH? 684 00:42:55,373 --> 00:42:58,276 FIRST YOU WATCH THE FEET. OH, SO FAST. LOOK AT THEM. 685 00:42:58,343 --> 00:43:01,647 HANDS. LOOK AT IT. OH, TOO FAST. 686 00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:03,849 YES, YES, YES, YES. 687 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,017 YES, YES, YES, YES. 688 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:08,687 YES, YES, YES-- HEY! 689 00:43:14,359 --> 00:43:19,297 HEY, BARN. DON'T WORRY. JUST KEEP PRACTICING AND YOU'LL JUST BE FINE, OKAY? 690 00:43:19,364 --> 00:43:20,565 [ Chuckles ] I'M READY. 691 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:24,369 [ Barking ] 692 00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:30,275 HOW COME I CAN'T DO IT AND YOU CAN? 693 00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:35,546 BABY, I'LL SEE YOU AFTER WORK, OKAY? BYE. OKAY. 694 00:43:40,919 --> 00:43:43,354 OH, HE IS SO GOOD WITH CHILDREN. 695 00:43:47,693 --> 00:43:51,462 I'M NEVER GONNA FIND ANYTHING ABOUT THIS DEVLIN BOWMAN GUY. 696 00:43:51,529 --> 00:43:55,901 OH, OH, OH! LISTEN. WHO'S YOUR DADDY? WHO'S YOUR DADDY? 697 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:57,903 A CLASSMATES.COM THING. 698 00:43:57,969 --> 00:44:00,338 [ Reading ] 699 00:44:06,611 --> 00:44:10,115 WHAT? THIS GUY IS CRAZY. DID YOU HEAR THIS? WHO'S YOUR DADDY? 700 00:44:10,181 --> 00:44:12,684 OUCH, OUCH. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WOULD TRY SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 701 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:15,520 FREAKY, FREAKY GUY. 702 00:44:15,586 --> 00:44:20,125 YES, YES. WE NOW KNOW THE WHO AND THE WHY. 703 00:44:20,191 --> 00:44:25,997 BUT WHERE DO WE FIND A MAN OBSESSED WITH SUCH A RARITY? HA, HA, HA. 704 00:44:26,064 --> 00:44:29,400 WELL, THERE'S THIS MEMOROBILIAS FAIR THAT I KNOW ABOUT TOMORROW... 705 00:44:29,467 --> 00:44:31,402 WITH RARE TOYS AND STUFF. 706 00:44:31,469 --> 00:44:32,938 MAYBE BOWMAN WILL BE THERE. 707 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:37,042 SO YOU THINK THAT BOWMAN WOULD GO... HE, HE, HE. 708 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:40,879 TO SEE THESE FAIR ITEMS? 709 00:44:40,946 --> 00:44:44,315 HE-- THAT'S CRAZY. SO CRAZY... 710 00:44:45,817 --> 00:44:48,920 IT JUST MIGHT WORK. 711 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:54,325 [ Grandfather Narrating ] PISTACHIO AND JENNIFER WENT TO THE ANTIQUE SHOW... 712 00:44:54,392 --> 00:44:56,795 HOPING TO FIND THIS DEVLIN BOWMAN. 713 00:44:56,862 --> 00:45:01,967 MY GRANDSON DECIDED TO DISGUISE HIMSELF AS A LADY. APPRAISE THIS! 714 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:05,670 [ Jennifer ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S THE NEST IN A BOX. 715 00:45:05,737 --> 00:45:08,139 IT APPEARS TO BE OF TUSCAN DESIGN. 716 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:12,844 I WOULD SAY EARLY 12th CENTURY. I KNEW IT WAS OLD, YOU FOOL. 717 00:45:12,911 --> 00:45:17,115 LET ME APPRAISE YOU. YOU'RE AN IDIOT, A COMPLETE AND TOTAL IDIOT. 718 00:45:17,182 --> 00:45:20,919 HOW DOES IT FEEL? WHAT IS THIS, 12th-CENTURY TUSCAN? 719 00:45:20,986 --> 00:45:22,453 NICE. [ Jennifer ] I THINK THAT'S HIM. 720 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:27,092 THAT'S BOWMAN. OH, WELL. 721 00:45:27,158 --> 00:45:29,694 YOU'RE A TALL DRINK OF WATER. 722 00:45:29,761 --> 00:45:33,398 AND I JUST LOVE MOISTURE. WHAT? 723 00:45:33,464 --> 00:45:35,867 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 724 00:45:35,934 --> 00:45:39,971 MY NAME IS GAMMY, GAMMY NUM NUM. 725 00:45:40,038 --> 00:45:44,109 DEVLIN BOWMAN. DON'T BE ASHAMED OF YOUR FEELINGS. 726 00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:49,447 YOUR DESIRES ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL, I ASSURE YOU. 727 00:45:49,514 --> 00:45:53,484 WHAT DESIRES? WELL, GUESS WHAT, BACKSTREET BOY. 728 00:45:53,551 --> 00:45:56,054 THIS IS ONE GIRL SCOUT THAT ISN'T CONTENT... 729 00:45:56,121 --> 00:46:00,258 TO BE THE MALCOLM IN YOUR MIDDLE. 730 00:46:00,325 --> 00:46:02,928 RUN ALONG, GAMMY, HUH? RUN ALONG. HMM. TOUCHING ME. 731 00:46:02,994 --> 00:46:04,930 GAMMY, RUN ALONG. PUSHING ME. THERE'S PRESSURE. 732 00:46:04,996 --> 00:46:07,866 PRESSURE MOVING ME BACK, TOUCHING. ALL RIGHT, GO. GO, GO, GO. 733 00:46:07,933 --> 00:46:11,269 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? UH, I-I'M BAR... BRA. 734 00:46:11,336 --> 00:46:15,206 HMM, NICE TO MEET YOU, BARBSIE. 735 00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:18,543 WE'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE BABIES. 736 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:22,480 I'M HAVING SOME SOUTH AMERICAN ART DEALERS TO MY HOUSE ON SUNDAY. 737 00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:25,783 WE DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU, MELON HEAD. 738 00:46:25,851 --> 00:46:29,487 I'D LOVE IT IF YOU JOINED US. AND I'D LOVE IT IF YOU'D SHUT UP. 739 00:46:29,554 --> 00:46:32,023 NO NEED TO BRING ANYTHING... 740 00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:33,791 EXCEPT THAT BEAUTIFUL SMILE. 741 00:46:33,859 --> 00:46:37,195 CIAO. "CIAO." DID YOU HEAR THAT? ITALIAN. 742 00:46:37,262 --> 00:46:39,764 LOOK OUT FOR THE ITALIAN MAN. 743 00:46:39,831 --> 00:46:43,234 FETCH. COME ON, FETCH. [ Whines ] 744 00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:49,274 I'M JUST NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THE NEW PLAN. 745 00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:54,245 IT'S VERY EASY. LISTEN, IF YOU WILL DISTRACT BOWMAN AT THE PARTY, 746 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,814 I WILL DISGUISE MYSELF AS A-- NO! 747 00:46:56,882 --> 00:46:58,716 I WILL DISGUISE. I AM MASTER OF DISGUISE. NO, NO. 748 00:46:58,783 --> 00:47:00,585 I-I'M SORRY. WHAT YOU SORRY? 749 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:04,890 IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION, IT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT DATING WEIRD, OLD GUYS. 750 00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:07,392 DATING WEIRD OLD GUY. WHAT, YEAH, WHAT, UH, YES. 751 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:11,562 [ Whimpering ] 752 00:47:11,629 --> 00:47:13,464 WHAT? LOOK. 753 00:47:13,531 --> 00:47:18,103 LOOK WHAT THE CUTENESS FOUND ON PAGE 52. 754 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:20,838 THE SCARY MONSTERS SAY-- 755 00:47:20,906 --> 00:47:23,108 [ Reading ] 756 00:47:31,049 --> 00:47:34,452 WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT. 757 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:37,288 * [ Latin ] [ Grandfather Narrating ] THEIR PLAN WAS SIMPLE. 758 00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:41,626 JENNIFER WOULD SNEAK INTO THE MANSION AND LOOK FOR CLUES ABOUT MAMA AND PAPA, 759 00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:44,629 WHILE PISTACHIO WOULD DISTRACT BOWMAN. 760 00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:47,265 GENTLEMEN. SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING. 761 00:47:47,332 --> 00:47:50,001 MY DEAR, I'M DELIGHTED YOU CAME. 762 00:47:50,068 --> 00:47:53,638 EXCUSE ME, BUT WHERE IS THE LADIES ROOM? AW. 763 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:57,508 IN THE MAIN HOUSE, DOWN THE HALL, FIRST DOOR ON YOUR LEFT. 764 00:47:57,575 --> 00:48:00,411 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SHOW YOU? OH, NO, NO, NO. NO, IT'S OKAY. 765 00:48:00,478 --> 00:48:04,049 HURRY BACK. NICE. [ Chuckling ] OKAY. 766 00:48:06,784 --> 00:48:08,786 LOVELY WOMAN. 767 00:48:08,853 --> 00:48:10,989 WILL YOU GENTLEMEN EXCUSE ME, PLEASE? 768 00:48:11,056 --> 00:48:14,159 YEAH, WE'RE GONNA PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG. THAT'S RIGHT. 769 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:17,262 HAVING FUN. YES. THAT'S GREAT. YOU HAVE FUN. I'VE GOTTA SPEAK TO SOMEONE. 770 00:48:17,328 --> 00:48:21,266 SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND. 771 00:48:21,332 --> 00:48:23,101 WHAT IS THAT? DON'T TOUCH. 772 00:48:23,168 --> 00:48:26,571 SEE THAT, MY FRIEND? THAT IS A RARE SHRUNKEN HEAD RIGHT THERE... 773 00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:30,675 OF A TRIBAL CHIEFTAIN FROM THE VILLAGE OF CONSTOPOLOCOLUS. 774 00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:33,211 [ Speaking Gibberish ] 775 00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:43,654 [ Trilling, Barks ] 776 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:49,827 [ Man #1 ] I'M TELLING YOU, SCOOBY DOO IS COMPUTER GENERATED. 777 00:48:49,894 --> 00:48:52,930 [ Man #2 ] NO WAY. HE LOOKED SO REAL. 778 00:48:52,998 --> 00:48:57,302 I'M VERY INTERESTED IN THIS, BUT I HAVE TO CHECK ON SOMETHING FIRST. 779 00:48:57,368 --> 00:48:59,470 CHOKING? HEIMLICH MANEUVER. WAIT A MINUTE! 780 00:48:59,537 --> 00:49:01,506 NOT GONNA CHOKE. NOT GONNA CHOKE. I'M NOT-- I'M NOT-- I'M NOT-- 781 00:49:01,572 --> 00:49:03,874 NOT GONNA CHOKE. NOT GONNA CHOKE. I'M NOT-- I'M NOT CHOKING! 782 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:05,643 ARE YOU CHOKING OR NOT CHOKING? I GOTTA KNOW. 783 00:49:05,710 --> 00:49:09,047 I'M NOT CHOKING. NOT CHOKING. MY MISTAKE. THAT'S IMPORTANT. 784 00:49:09,114 --> 00:49:12,317 HE WAS NOT CHOKING AND I WAS DOING THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER. THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS. 785 00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:14,385 I'M SORRY. THAT'S MY FAULT. 786 00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:17,922 WHEN SOMEONE'S NOT CHOKING, NO MANEUVER! 787 00:49:19,024 --> 00:49:20,425 NO MANEUVER! 788 00:49:23,494 --> 00:49:26,264 ROBIN, RICKY, TIM. I'D BETTER TAKE THESE. 789 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:33,104 CHICKEN SATAY? AND GET A LITTLE STICK STUCK IN MY ESOPHAGUS? 790 00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:36,707 NOT A CHANCE. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? CRAB CAKES. 791 00:49:36,774 --> 00:49:39,544 WITH YOUR ATTITUDE, THEY SHOULD BE CALLED "CRABBY CAKES." 792 00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:42,113 OKAY. NOW I'M GOING TO ASK YOU. 793 00:49:42,180 --> 00:49:45,083 HAVE YOU GOT A LITTLE WIENER AND SOME TINY NUTS? SORRY? 794 00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:47,485 YOU KNOW, I COULD TELL JUST BY LOOKING AT YOU. 795 00:49:47,552 --> 00:49:51,789 YOU HAD A LITTLE WIENER AND SOME TINY NUTS. 796 00:49:51,856 --> 00:49:53,124 OH, YEAH. 797 00:49:55,893 --> 00:49:57,495 OH, HI. HI. 798 00:49:57,562 --> 00:50:01,066 I-I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THE BATHROOM. IN THE LIVING ROOM? 799 00:50:01,132 --> 00:50:05,703 OH, WELL, YOU HAD LOVELY FURNITURE AND I JUST THOUGHT-- SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. 800 00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:08,005 I'LL SHOW YOU. 801 00:50:08,073 --> 00:50:09,640 AFTER YOU FRESHEN UP, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN ME 802 00:50:09,707 --> 00:50:12,009 ON THE TERRACE FOR AN APERITIF? 803 00:50:12,077 --> 00:50:15,080 IT'S LOVELY OUT THERE. OH. 804 00:50:15,146 --> 00:50:17,548 OH, YEAH. GOTTA DANCE. 805 00:50:21,286 --> 00:50:23,054 * COME ON, SHAKE YOUR BODY BABY, DO THE CONGA * 806 00:50:23,121 --> 00:50:25,190 * I KNOW YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOURSELF ANY LONGER * 807 00:50:25,256 --> 00:50:27,158 * FEEL THE RHYTHM OF THE MUSIC GETTING STRONGER * 808 00:50:27,225 --> 00:50:29,127 * DON'T YOU FIGHT IT TILL YOU TRY TO DO THAT CONGA * 809 00:50:29,194 --> 00:50:31,028 * COME ON, SHAKE YOUR BODY BABY, TO THAT CONGA * 810 00:50:31,096 --> 00:50:33,030 * I KNOW YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOURSELF ANY LONGER * 811 00:50:33,098 --> 00:50:34,965 * FEEL THE RHYTHM OF THE MUSIC GETTING STRONGER * 812 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:37,902 * DON'T YOU FIGHT IT TILL YOU TRY TO DO THAT CONGA BEAT * 813 00:50:40,438 --> 00:50:42,607 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. 814 00:50:42,673 --> 00:50:44,575 WHO IS THIS GUY? 815 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:52,583 THIS IDIOT IS RUINING MY PARTY. BRING HIM TO ME. 816 00:50:52,650 --> 00:50:54,652 * I KNOW YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOURSELF ANY LONGER * 817 00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:56,587 * FEEL THE RHYTHM OF THE MUSIC GETTING STRONGER * 818 00:50:56,654 --> 00:50:59,890 * DON'T YOU FIGHT IT TILL YOU TRY TO DO THAT CONGA BEAT * 819 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,231 YEAH, WATCH YOUR BACK. HERE I GO. 820 00:51:08,633 --> 00:51:10,668 HEY, DID YOU SEE A DARK-HAIRED GUY RUN BY HERE? 821 00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:16,607 DARK-HAIRED GUY RUN BY, CHIEF? 822 00:51:16,674 --> 00:51:21,346 DARK-HAIRED GUY GO IN THE WATER. SHARK IN THE WATER. 823 00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:31,156 [ Chuckles ] * FAREWELL AND ADIEU MY WEE SPANISH LADIES * 824 00:51:31,222 --> 00:51:34,759 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? [ Speaking Gibberish ] 825 00:51:34,825 --> 00:51:38,163 WHAT? [ Speaking Gibberish ] 826 00:51:38,229 --> 00:51:43,234 WHAT? I'M TALKING ABOUT A GREAT WHITE, CHIEF. 827 00:51:43,301 --> 00:51:46,971 TWO TON OF HIM. TWENTY, MAYBE TWENTY-FIVE FOOTER. 828 00:51:48,639 --> 00:51:50,741 THERE'S NO SHARK HERE. 829 00:51:50,808 --> 00:51:53,511 YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THAT, CHIEF? 830 00:51:53,578 --> 00:51:56,481 EVER SEEN A SHARK'S EYES, CHIEF? 831 00:51:56,547 --> 00:52:00,818 KIND OF LIKE DOLL'S EYES, ALL BLACK AND LIFELESS-LIKE. 832 00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:05,055 TWENTY-NINE KIDS GO IN THE WATER. 833 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:08,293 TWENTY-TWO KIDS COME OUT OF THE WATER. 834 00:52:08,359 --> 00:52:11,329 THE ICE-CREAM MAN, HE TAKE THE REST. 835 00:52:11,396 --> 00:52:15,266 APRIL THE NINTH, HALF PAST 4:00 P.M. 836 00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:18,236 WAIT, SHOW ME YOUR ARM. 837 00:52:18,303 --> 00:52:22,139 YOU WANNA SEE MY ARM, CHIEF? THAT'S MY ARM RIGHT THERE, CHIEFY. 838 00:52:26,177 --> 00:52:30,080 STOP BECOMING ANOTHER PERSON. STOP BECOMING ANOTHER PERSON. 839 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:32,650 IT IS HIM. [ Italian Accent ] STOP BECOMING ANOTHER PERSON. 840 00:52:32,717 --> 00:52:37,322 STOP BECOMING ANOTHER PERSON. I RUN AWAY FROM THE BIG BLUE HENCHIES. 841 00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:45,029 OH, MAN. I JUST STEPPED ON A COW PIE. 842 00:52:45,095 --> 00:52:48,599 FORGET ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT? I TOLD YOU HE WASN'T HERE. LET'S GO BACK. 843 00:52:57,208 --> 00:52:58,709 FRESH AIR. 844 00:53:01,979 --> 00:53:04,815 [ Cow Moos ] I TOLD YOU. THERE HE IS. 845 00:53:04,882 --> 00:53:09,554 * HE'S THE MASTER OF DISGUISE * 846 00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:10,888 * AND YOU MAY NEVER RECOGNIZE * 847 00:53:10,955 --> 00:53:15,493 * HE'S THE MASTER OF DISGUISE * 848 00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,161 * AND YOU MAY NEVER RECOGNIZE * 849 00:53:17,228 --> 00:53:20,231 * HE'S THE MASTER OF DISGUISE * 850 00:53:20,298 --> 00:53:22,900 * YES, HE IS YES, HE IS * AND YOU MAY NEVER RECOGNIZE * 851 00:53:22,967 --> 00:53:26,437 * HE'S THE MASTER OF DISGUISE * 852 00:53:30,775 --> 00:53:32,943 OH, HELLO. 853 00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:36,647 MY NAME'S CONSTABLE MUELLER, FROM THE BAVARIAN TAX AUTHORITY. 854 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:40,050 [ Chuckles ] HELLO. [ Giggling ] 855 00:53:40,117 --> 00:53:43,321 AND I'M HERE LOOKING FOR A MS. JENNIFER BAKER. 856 00:53:43,388 --> 00:53:46,123 SHE OWES A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF BACK TAXES... 857 00:53:46,190 --> 00:53:47,792 FROM HER TIME AS AN EXCHANGE STUDENT 858 00:53:47,858 --> 00:53:50,160 AT THE UNIVERSITY OF HEIDELSTRUDEL. 859 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:52,897 [ Giggles ] I JUST NEED TO ASK HER A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS, 860 00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:54,399 LITTLE QUESTIONS. 861 00:53:54,465 --> 00:53:56,567 I'M NOT GOING TO BITE HER. 862 00:53:56,634 --> 00:54:00,004 COULD I JUST SPEAK WITH HER FOR JUST ONE MOMENT? 863 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:02,473 I'M NOT GOING TO BITE. 864 00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:04,842 [ Giggling ] 865 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:08,245 HEY, FREAK. YES? 866 00:54:08,313 --> 00:54:10,281 DON'T MOVE. OH. 867 00:54:10,348 --> 00:54:12,317 WAIT RIGHT HERE. YES, OF COURSE. 868 00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:16,887 WAIT RIGHT HERE. DOESN'T SOUND TOO PROMISING. 869 00:54:16,954 --> 00:54:19,290 MAYBE IT'S TIME TO GO TO PLAN "B." 870 00:54:19,357 --> 00:54:22,427 YOU NEED TO RELAX. YES, YOU DO. YES, YOU DO. OH, GOD, NO. 871 00:54:22,493 --> 00:54:25,530 I JUST-- I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEING TOUCHED. 872 00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:29,133 OH. OH, YOU DROPPED YOUR PURSE. YEAH, I-- THANK YOU. 873 00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:32,603 I-I GOT IT. I GOT IT. OKAY. 874 00:54:32,670 --> 00:54:35,373 LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN HERE, SHALL WE? WELL, THAT'S JUST-- 875 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,007 THERE'S NOTHING INSIDE. 876 00:54:37,074 --> 00:54:39,677 I HAD A LITTLE COLD, SO THERE'S SOME KIND OF MEDICINE FOR THAT. 877 00:54:39,744 --> 00:54:41,912 SO IT'S JUST-- IT'S REALLY GROSS IN THERE. 878 00:54:41,979 --> 00:54:43,448 WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME, MY DEAR? ALL RIGHT. 879 00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:45,282 THIS WAY. YES. 880 00:54:47,318 --> 00:54:50,421 WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? WHERE'S THE OTHER GUY? 881 00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:54,559 SUAVE, TERRY SUAVE'S THE NAME. LONDON, SCOTLAND YARD, THAT SORT OF THING. 882 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,994 WHAT DO YOU WANT? IT'S NOT WHAT I WANT THAT MATTERS. 883 00:54:57,061 --> 00:54:58,596 IT'S WHAT THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT WANTS. 884 00:54:58,663 --> 00:55:01,732 AND THAT'S A MISS JENNIFER BAKER, AT HER SERVICE. 885 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,502 MMM. 886 00:55:04,569 --> 00:55:08,072 IN REGARDS TO OPERATION MINTY HIPPO. 887 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:09,907 MINTY HIPPO? WHAT IS THAT? 888 00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:12,743 I COULD TELL YOU, BUT IT'D BE A REAL DING-DONG, DINGY-DINGY-DING-WAD. 889 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:15,446 HUT ONE, HUT TWO. I NEED A CHARLESTON CHEW. 890 00:55:15,513 --> 00:55:18,916 GET IT? GOT IT? DOUBT IT. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO. 891 00:55:18,983 --> 00:55:22,252 AND I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO PUT A SQUEEZE ON YOUR CHATBOX. 892 00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:24,622 WHAT? THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 893 00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:27,525 THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO. ANY QUESTIONS? 894 00:55:27,592 --> 00:55:29,059 DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO SHUT UP? 895 00:55:29,126 --> 00:55:31,962 YES. YOU CATCH ON STRAIGHTAWAY. 896 00:55:32,029 --> 00:55:36,066 AH, THE MUSCLE. YES, OF COURSE. FAMILIAR SCENARIO. 897 00:55:36,133 --> 00:55:37,902 YOU WANT TO GET PHYSICAL, PHYSICAL? 898 00:55:37,968 --> 00:55:41,338 WELL, A SHARP BLOW TO THE "DEWEY GUMBEL" WOULD GET THE FESTIVITIES STARTED. 899 00:55:41,406 --> 00:55:43,508 AND FINALLY, A SMACK TO THE "DIDGY-DODGE." 900 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:46,811 DID SOMEONE YELL, "TIMBER"? OH, LISTEN. 901 00:55:46,877 --> 00:55:51,982 IT IS OKAY. I-I DID RECEIVE A LETTER. 902 00:55:52,049 --> 00:55:53,984 [ Pistachio ] SHE RECEIVED A LETTER. 903 00:55:54,051 --> 00:55:56,053 GET IT? GOT IT? DOUBT IT. 904 00:55:57,287 --> 00:55:59,056 GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR. 905 00:56:03,293 --> 00:56:04,729 FOLLOW THEM. 906 00:56:13,170 --> 00:56:15,573 I BELIEVE THAT DEVLIN BOWMAN... 907 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:19,910 HAS FORCED MY PAPA TO BECOME A MASTER OF DISGUISE ONCE MORE... 908 00:56:19,977 --> 00:56:25,015 IN ORDER TO STEAL RARE TREASURES FROM AROUND THE WORLD. 909 00:56:25,082 --> 00:56:28,218 YES. MY DISGUISEY INSTINCTS TELL ME... 910 00:56:28,285 --> 00:56:32,790 THAT THEY ARE IN THE MANSION SOMEWHERE. [ Gasps ] 911 00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:34,525 MY TIGHT BLUE SWEATER! 912 00:56:34,592 --> 00:56:36,827 SORRY, TRENT. TRENT? 913 00:56:36,894 --> 00:56:39,964 WHO-WHO IS THIS? HEY, BABY, WE WERE JUST HA-- 914 00:56:40,030 --> 00:56:43,367 SOPHIA, YOU HERE NOW WITH TRENT? WHAT ARE THE ODDS? 915 00:56:43,434 --> 00:56:45,970 SHUT UP, CLOWN. 916 00:56:46,036 --> 00:56:49,640 LEAVE HIM ALONE, YOU BULLY. DON'T WORRY, JENNIFER. 917 00:56:49,707 --> 00:56:52,877 THE SLAPPING TIME, SHE COMES. 918 00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:56,046 OH, I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS. [ Grandfather's Voice ] PISTACHIO, 919 00:56:56,113 --> 00:56:58,949 IT IS DEMORALIZING TO YOUR OPPONENT TO REPEAT THE PHRASE, 920 00:56:59,016 --> 00:57:00,718 "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" 921 00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:04,321 YES. WHO'S YOUR DADDY, TRENT? 922 00:57:07,324 --> 00:57:08,959 WHO'S YOUR DADDY? 923 00:57:12,296 --> 00:57:14,899 [ Growls ] HAVING FUN NOW, TRENT? 924 00:57:16,467 --> 00:57:18,202 HOW DO YOU DO? [ Cracking ] 925 00:57:30,548 --> 00:57:32,650 [ Clattering ] YES. 926 00:57:33,618 --> 00:57:35,520 [ Laughing ] 927 00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:37,154 OH, PISTACHIO. 928 00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:42,493 THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME FROM THAT HORRIBLE PERSON. 929 00:57:43,561 --> 00:57:44,862 LET'S GO, JENNIFER. 930 00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:51,401 HEY, MY LITTLE WAITER FRIEND, PISTA-- 931 00:57:52,436 --> 00:57:53,938 [ Clattering ] 932 00:58:01,211 --> 00:58:04,381 THANKS FOR LETTING ME BORROW THE APOLLO LUNAR MODULE FOR MY TOUR, YOU GUYS. 933 00:58:04,448 --> 00:58:06,150 NO PROBLEM, MISS SIMPSON. 934 00:58:06,216 --> 00:58:08,519 THANKS FOR THE CDs. I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM. 935 00:58:10,721 --> 00:58:16,293 [ Woman On Stereo ] * HE'S IRRESISTIBLE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL * 936 00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,462 * INESCAPABLE * 937 00:58:18,529 --> 00:58:23,133 JESSICA SIMPSON, WHOA. 938 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,202 YOU SEEM TIRED, FABBRIZIO. 939 00:58:26,403 --> 00:58:29,640 DON'T WORRY. IT'S ALMOST OVER. 940 00:58:29,707 --> 00:58:31,208 YOU'RE INSANE. 941 00:58:34,545 --> 00:58:38,382 TRULY INSANE. AM I? [ Laughing ] 942 00:58:43,721 --> 00:58:45,155 OH. 943 00:58:45,222 --> 00:58:46,390 [ Farts ] 944 00:58:52,697 --> 00:58:54,865 HE'S OKAY. HE'S ASLEEP WITH THE CUTENESS. 945 00:58:54,932 --> 00:58:57,434 I WANNA GET SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST. 946 00:58:57,501 --> 00:59:01,438 TODAY WHEN-WHEN I-I SAW YOU DRESSED UP... 947 00:59:01,505 --> 00:59:03,708 LIKE THAT CRAZY, HAIRY GUY, 948 00:59:03,774 --> 00:59:08,378 AT THAT MOMENT, I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE THIS-THIS PATHETIC, 949 00:59:08,445 --> 00:59:11,415 INSANE, ABSURD, 950 00:59:11,481 --> 00:59:13,383 SPASTIC LITTLE MAN. 951 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,955 AND NOW I BELIEVE... 952 00:59:18,022 --> 00:59:20,625 THAT YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. 953 00:59:20,691 --> 00:59:22,660 THAT'S VERY NICE, BUT NOT EXACTLY TRUE. 954 00:59:22,727 --> 00:59:26,096 I CAN'T TURN MUD INTO OATMEAL, FOR EXAMPLE. 955 00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:29,233 I CAN'T BUILD A SPACESHIP THAT WILL TRAVEL TO PLUTO. 956 00:59:29,299 --> 00:59:32,402 NO, BUT YOU CAN FIND A WAY... 957 00:59:32,469 --> 00:59:35,673 TO RESCUE YOUR MAMA AND YOUR PAPA. 958 00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:39,443 YES. YES, I BELIEVE NOW TOO. 959 00:59:39,509 --> 00:59:42,512 YOUR PEP TALK HAS TRANSFORMED ME, MY TINY BUTTER BOTTOM-- 960 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:46,483 I MEAN, JENNIFER. YOU SAID "TINY BUTTER BOTTOM." 961 00:59:46,550 --> 00:59:48,518 DID I, THE FUTURE MOTHER OF MY BABIES-- 962 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:53,724 I MEAN, JENNIFER. YOU SAID "FUTURE MOTHER OF MY BABIES." 963 00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:56,927 DID I, FAT CAT MAMA WITH A RED DRESS ON? 964 00:59:56,994 --> 00:59:59,296 I-I MEAN-- YOU SAID "FAT CAT--" 965 00:59:59,363 --> 01:00:04,068 I KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT. IT JUST WAS THE EMOTION. 966 01:00:04,134 --> 01:00:05,936 YOU JUST-- AH. 967 01:00:07,071 --> 01:00:09,206 MY FIRST KISS. 968 01:00:10,574 --> 01:00:12,710 I MUST APOLOGIZE. I WAS A LITTLE FORWARD, 969 01:00:12,777 --> 01:00:17,514 BUT, UH, PERHAPS YOU ENJOYED A LITTLE BIT. 970 01:00:18,649 --> 01:00:20,384 YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 971 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:23,320 [ Chuckles ] 972 01:00:23,387 --> 01:00:27,191 [ Stammering ] NO, I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS. 973 01:00:29,393 --> 01:00:30,895 TIME TO MAKE A PLAN. 974 01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:33,563 AH, YES. YES, YES. 975 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:38,302 YES. BACK TO BUSINESS. THE PLANNING TIME, SHE COMES. 976 01:00:38,368 --> 01:00:42,139 OKAY. OH, OH. YOU DON'T-- OH, ALL RIGHT. 977 01:00:42,206 --> 01:00:47,077 IS OKAY. IS OKAY. NICE. YES. FRESH TOO. 978 01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:48,478 GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. 979 01:00:48,545 --> 01:00:49,579 NIGHT NOW. 980 01:01:02,459 --> 01:01:04,494 [ Grandfather Narrating ] THE CUTENESS WAS ON GUARD. 981 01:01:04,561 --> 01:01:07,564 BUT OF COURSE HE WOULD BE NO MATCH AGAINST BOWMAN'S HENCHMEN, 982 01:01:07,631 --> 01:01:09,566 WHO HAD ORDERS TO KIDNAP JENNIFER. 983 01:01:09,633 --> 01:01:11,936 TIME WAS RUNNING OUT FOR FABBRIZIO... 984 01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:15,505 AS BOWMAN PUT THE FINAL TOUCHES ON HIS EVIL SCHEME. 985 01:01:15,572 --> 01:01:18,242 [ Chuckling ] 986 01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:21,078 [ Pistachio ] GRANDFATHER, PLEASE, I NEED YOUR HELP. 987 01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:22,880 I AM OUT OF IDEAS. 988 01:01:31,488 --> 01:01:34,658 GRANDFATHER, YOU ARE BIG FLOATING HEAD. 989 01:01:34,725 --> 01:01:37,928 I'M A PRERECORDED HOLOGRAM. WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION? 990 01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:42,199 I FEARED I HAVE NOT MUSTERED ENOUGH ENERGICO TO OVERCOME OUR ENEMIES. 991 01:01:42,266 --> 01:01:44,534 [ Barney ] PISTACHIO, I WAS HOPING YOU'D BE HERE. 992 01:01:44,601 --> 01:01:45,770 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 993 01:01:45,836 --> 01:01:48,672 MY MOM'S MISSING. BUT I FOUND THIS. 994 01:01:48,739 --> 01:01:50,140 BOWMAN'S CIGAR. 995 01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:52,009 IS MY MOM OKAY? 996 01:01:52,076 --> 01:01:54,344 SHE'S PROBABLY JUST OUT BUYING CIGARS RIGHT NOW. 997 01:01:54,411 --> 01:01:56,180 WE HAVE WORK TO DO HERE. 998 01:01:56,246 --> 01:01:57,481 YES, BRAVE BARNEY BAKER. 999 01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:59,750 I NEED A DISGUISE TO GET INTO THE BOWMAN MANSION. 1000 01:01:59,817 --> 01:02:02,652 HOW ABOUT IF YOU DRESS-- SILENCE! 1001 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:05,555 GRANDPA, WHY DON'T WE GIVE HIM A CHANCE? 1002 01:02:05,622 --> 01:02:08,292 SOMETIMES OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABIES-- 1003 01:02:08,358 --> 01:02:10,494 ALL RIGHT, BUT QUIETLY. 1004 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,430 YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MIGHT BE LISTENING. 1005 01:02:13,497 --> 01:02:16,767 THAT'S CRAZY, SO CRAZY-- 1006 01:02:16,834 --> 01:02:20,604 IT JUST MIGHT WORK. 1007 01:02:20,670 --> 01:02:22,339 [ Barking ] 1008 01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:25,976 FEAST YOUR EYES. SOME OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST TREASURES. 1009 01:02:26,043 --> 01:02:29,346 LIKE THE LIBERTY BELL. THERE'S MONA LISA. 1010 01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:33,150 AH, THE RUBY SLIPPERS. A BETSY ROSS ORIGINAL. 1011 01:02:33,217 --> 01:02:37,554 HOW ABOUT THAT DAVID? OH, WE GOT BRUCE WILLIS' HAIRPIECE FROM DIE HARD II. 1012 01:02:37,621 --> 01:02:41,992 OH, WOW! ONE OF MY PRIZED POSSESSIONS, THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE. 1013 01:02:42,827 --> 01:02:45,529 YEP, ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN. 1014 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:50,034 WE AT BLACK MARK EBAY HAVE A POLICY OF NOT ASKING HOW ITEMS ARE OBTAINED, 1015 01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:53,403 BUT IN YOUR CASE, I AM CURIOUS. 1016 01:02:53,470 --> 01:02:57,307 ITALY'S OWN FABBRIZIO DISGUISEY. 1017 01:02:57,374 --> 01:02:59,409 OKAY, OKAY. SO IT IS THE MASTER OF DISGUISE. 1018 01:02:59,476 --> 01:03:00,644 WANNA SEE HIM? 1019 01:03:03,313 --> 01:03:04,348 [ Watch Beeps ] 1020 01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:09,954 OKAY, SO YOU'RE GONNA AUCTION HIM OFF? 1021 01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:11,755 [ Scoffs ] TOO EASY. 1022 01:03:16,226 --> 01:03:18,228 IT'S YOU. RIGHT. 1023 01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:21,899 I'M GOING TO KRAZY GLUE THIS TO FABBRIZIO'S HEAD. 1024 01:03:21,966 --> 01:03:25,235 THEN TOMORROW, I'M GOING TO PUSH HIM OVER A CLIFF. 1025 01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:27,304 EVERYONE WILL THINK I'M DEAD. 1026 01:03:27,371 --> 01:03:30,841 IT'S CALLED THE PERFECT CRIME. EVER HEARD OF IT? 1027 01:03:30,908 --> 01:03:33,610 LET ME SHOW YOU THE REST OF THE ITEMS. 1028 01:03:33,677 --> 01:03:35,913 MR. BOWMAN, NO CHERRY PIE? 1029 01:03:37,447 --> 01:03:38,983 LATER, PALMER. COME ON. 1030 01:03:41,085 --> 01:03:45,355 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS CHERRY PIE CAME FROM. GO FIGURE. 1031 01:03:57,401 --> 01:03:58,768 [ Barking ] 1032 01:04:02,206 --> 01:04:06,476 OH, THESE CHERRIES ARE SO TICKLISH... 1033 01:04:06,543 --> 01:04:08,345 AND SLIPPERY. [ Chuckling ] 1034 01:04:14,018 --> 01:04:15,852 CUTENESS, THIS IS DANGEROUS. GO HOME. 1035 01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:16,921 [ Barking ] 1036 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,302 IT'S CHERRY PIE MAN. GET HIM! HEY! 1037 01:04:47,117 --> 01:04:50,921 [ Grandfather ] JENNIFER WAS FORCED TO BECOME THE BLACK MARK EBAY SPOKES MODEL, 1038 01:04:50,988 --> 01:04:54,258 AS OUR NATION'S TREASURES WERE BEING AUCTIONED OFF. 1039 01:04:54,324 --> 01:04:56,260 FAMOUS "WE THE PEOPLE"-- 1040 01:04:56,326 --> 01:04:58,428 YO, DOUG. CHECK THIS OUT. 1041 01:04:58,495 --> 01:05:00,830 [ Speaking German ] 1042 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:03,367 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 1043 01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:08,905 DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU, THAT THIS CHERRY PIE THING WAS FABBRIZIO'S SON? 1044 01:05:08,973 --> 01:05:11,841 [ Inhales ] NO MATTER. 1045 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:14,945 OH, BY THE WAY, STEVE, YOUR WIFE CALLED. 1046 01:05:15,012 --> 01:05:16,846 OH, THAT'S GREAT. THANK YOU, SIR. 1047 01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,048 SURE. 1048 01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:21,851 YOU'RE NOT MARRIED! 1049 01:05:24,989 --> 01:05:26,323 PISTACHIO? 1050 01:05:27,824 --> 01:05:28,925 NOW WE GOT YOU. 1051 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:32,129 HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME? 1052 01:05:36,233 --> 01:05:37,701 [ Chuckling ] 1053 01:05:47,411 --> 01:05:48,812 WHO'S YOUR DADDY? 1054 01:05:52,249 --> 01:05:55,852 * IN SECRET AMONG US THERE'S A SPECIAL MAN * 1055 01:05:55,919 --> 01:05:59,189 * HE'S TRYING TO FIND HIS ROLE UP IN THE BIGGER PLAN * 1056 01:05:59,256 --> 01:06:02,993 * WITH A SIMPLE SLEIGHT OF HAND AND A NAMELESS FACE * 1057 01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:06,463 * HE CAN MAKE THE WORLD INTO A BETTER PLACE * 1058 01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:07,964 * WHO'S IT GONNA BE [ Screeching ] 1059 01:06:08,032 --> 01:06:09,833 * WHO CAN BECOME ANOTHER 1060 01:06:09,899 --> 01:06:11,068 * WHO'S IT GONNA BE 1061 01:06:11,135 --> 01:06:13,270 * COULD BE YOUR SISTER OR YOUR MOTHER * 1062 01:06:13,337 --> 01:06:16,973 * WHO'S IT GONNA BE A WORD TO THE WISE * [ All ] MMM. 1063 01:06:17,041 --> 01:06:20,444 * BETTER NOT MESS WITH THE MASTER OF DISGUISE * 1064 01:06:20,510 --> 01:06:24,014 NOW THIS LITTLE DUDE IS SLAPPING THESE NINJA GUYS SENSELESS. 1065 01:06:24,081 --> 01:06:26,816 * HE'S A MASTER OF DISGUISE 1066 01:06:28,118 --> 01:06:29,986 YES. JENNIFER, I SET YOU FREE. 1067 01:06:30,054 --> 01:06:32,222 THAT'S MY BELT! 1068 01:06:32,289 --> 01:06:34,358 WAIT, WAIT, NINJAS. RUN AWAY. RUN AWAY. 1069 01:06:34,424 --> 01:06:38,062 * OH, OH, HE'S A MASTER OF DISGUISE * 1070 01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:39,896 ANYONE WHO STAYS GETS A RAISE. 1071 01:06:39,963 --> 01:06:42,032 [ Laughing ] 1072 01:06:42,099 --> 01:06:44,968 [ Man ] NO WAY. HE SLAP US SILLY. 1073 01:06:45,035 --> 01:06:47,171 YOU MAY WANNA SEE THIS. [ Beeps ] 1074 01:06:47,237 --> 01:06:50,507 * SMORGASBORD WE'LL HAVE A PIZZA * 1075 01:06:54,044 --> 01:06:55,079 MAMA, LOOK OUT. 1076 01:07:02,719 --> 01:07:05,322 NO MORE CARAMEL CORN FOR ME. 1077 01:07:06,556 --> 01:07:08,392 [ All ] AH. 1078 01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:12,196 PISTACHIO. GRANDPAPA. 1079 01:07:12,262 --> 01:07:15,932 I WANTED TO BE HERE TO WITNESS YOUR FIRST DISGUISEY VICTORY. 1080 01:07:15,999 --> 01:07:18,702 [ Bowman ] HEY, DISGUISEYS, IT'S NOT OVER YET. 1081 01:07:18,768 --> 01:07:21,571 FIRST, YOU WILL SEE WHO IS YOUR DADDY. 1082 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,376 I WAS GOING TO THROW HIM OFF A CLIFF. 1083 01:07:26,443 --> 01:07:29,213 INSTEAD, I THINK I'LL HAVE HIM KILL YOU. 1084 01:07:29,279 --> 01:07:32,682 [ Laughing, Farts ] 1085 01:07:32,749 --> 01:07:35,285 [ Laughing, Farts ] 1086 01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:42,492 PAPA, PAPA. 1087 01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:44,661 I'M NOT YOUR PAPA. 1088 01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:48,031 IN HIS WEAKENED STATE, HE MUST HAVE BEEN PULLED OVER TO THE DARK SIDE OF ENERGICO. 1089 01:07:48,098 --> 01:07:50,767 THERE'S A DARK SIDE, EXACTLY LIKE STAR WARS? 1090 01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:53,337 I AM DEVLIN BOWMAN. 1091 01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:56,306 NO, PAPA, YOU-YOU ARE NOT BOWMAN. 1092 01:07:56,373 --> 01:08:00,277 TAKE OFF YOUR MASK AND LET'S ALL GO GRAB A BITE TO EAT... 1093 01:08:00,344 --> 01:08:02,146 AT THE OLIVE GARDEN. 1094 01:08:02,979 --> 01:08:05,182 I AM DEVLIN BOWMAN. 1095 01:08:06,516 --> 01:08:09,853 I HAVE A SECRET, UNDERGROUND LAIR... 1096 01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:13,423 FILLED WITH RARE OBJECTS. 1097 01:08:13,490 --> 01:08:15,725 BECAUSE OF YOU DISGUISEYS, 1098 01:08:15,792 --> 01:08:20,330 I SPENT 20 YEARS IN THE PALERMO STATE PENITENTIARY. 1099 01:08:20,397 --> 01:08:22,599 I HATE YOU. [ Yells ] 1100 01:08:22,666 --> 01:08:23,733 PAPA. 1101 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,802 PISTACHIO! NO, NO, NO. 1102 01:08:25,869 --> 01:08:27,737 THIS IS BETWEEN FATHER AND SON. 1103 01:08:27,804 --> 01:08:29,673 I AM NOT YOUR PAPA. 1104 01:08:29,739 --> 01:08:31,040 PISTACHIO, BE CAREFUL! 1105 01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:32,676 YOU ARE. YOU ARE MY PAPA. 1106 01:08:32,742 --> 01:08:35,279 NO. I AM NOT. I SWEAR, YOU ARE. 1107 01:08:39,249 --> 01:08:40,517 [ Yells ] 1108 01:08:45,155 --> 01:08:47,023 GOOD-BYE, PEANUT. NO, PAPA BOWMAN, NO. 1109 01:08:47,090 --> 01:08:48,225 [ Crunching ] 1110 01:08:51,161 --> 01:08:52,729 USE THE ENERGICO, PISTACHIO. 1111 01:08:52,796 --> 01:08:53,930 YES. 1112 01:08:53,997 --> 01:08:56,666 BUT PAPA BOWMAN, PLEASE. DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 1113 01:08:56,733 --> 01:08:59,969 I WOULD PUT THE UNDERWEAR ON MY HEAD AND YOU WOULD TAKE IT OFF. 1114 01:09:00,036 --> 01:09:02,372 OH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS. RIGHT? 1115 01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:04,841 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1116 01:09:06,376 --> 01:09:10,247 UNDERWEAR COMING. STUCK IN BUTT CRACK. 1117 01:09:13,617 --> 01:09:16,586 YES. YES. HIS UNDERWEAR ON HIS HEAD. 1118 01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:18,855 JUST LIKE WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE BOY. 1119 01:09:18,922 --> 01:09:20,857 TAKE THOSE UNDERWEAR OFF YOUR HEAD. 1120 01:09:20,924 --> 01:09:24,261 TAKE THAT MASK OFF YOUR FACE. 1121 01:09:29,433 --> 01:09:30,434 PAPA. 1122 01:09:33,270 --> 01:09:35,572 MUSTACHE, PAPA. YES. GOOD. 1123 01:09:36,540 --> 01:09:38,875 OH, THE NOSE. YES. 1124 01:09:40,410 --> 01:09:42,346 TAKE THE EYE. ANOTHER. 1125 01:09:42,412 --> 01:09:45,415 OH, YES. PAPA! PAPA, YES. 1126 01:09:50,620 --> 01:09:52,489 MY SON. 1127 01:09:52,556 --> 01:09:54,624 IT'S FABBRIZIO. 1128 01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:57,561 PULL HIM UP. 1129 01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:00,430 PAPA. 1130 01:10:00,497 --> 01:10:02,699 [ Chuckling ] THE DISGUISEY TRADITION. 1131 01:10:02,766 --> 01:10:04,234 PAPA FREE. 1132 01:10:04,301 --> 01:10:05,802 [ Grandfather Narrating ] SO WE FREED MAMA, 1133 01:10:05,869 --> 01:10:09,773 JENNIFER BECAME MRS. DISGUISEY AND BARNEY GOT A PAPA. 1134 01:10:09,839 --> 01:10:15,044 FINALLY, PISTACHIO BECAME A MASTER OF DISGUISE. 1135 01:10:16,413 --> 01:10:18,515 BUT THERE WAS ONE THING LEFT TO DO. 1136 01:10:18,582 --> 01:10:21,418 WE HAD TO GET THE CONSTITUTION BACK FROM BOWMAN. 1137 01:10:21,485 --> 01:10:22,986 HOLA, SENOR. 1138 01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:24,321 MMM. 1139 01:10:24,388 --> 01:10:25,922 HOLA, MUCHACHITA. 1140 01:10:25,989 --> 01:10:27,357 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING? 1141 01:10:27,424 --> 01:10:30,460 WELL, WHAT DO YOU GET A MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING? 1142 01:10:30,527 --> 01:10:33,530 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S PRESIDENT BUSH. 1143 01:10:37,334 --> 01:10:38,468 MR. PRESIDENT? 1144 01:10:38,535 --> 01:10:41,271 FOLKS AROUND HERE CALL ME "W." 1145 01:10:41,338 --> 01:10:44,408 BUT YOU CAN CALL ME KING GEORGE. [ Laughing ] 1146 01:10:48,278 --> 01:10:50,280 THAT WAS A JOKE, SON. 1147 01:10:50,347 --> 01:10:52,582 WOULD YOU MIND IF WE HAD A PICTURE TOGETHER? 1148 01:10:52,649 --> 01:10:54,284 NOW, TAKE YOUR TIME. NOW I'M READY. YES, SIR. 1149 01:10:54,351 --> 01:10:57,053 JUST SAY, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" IT'S AN HONOR. 1150 01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:59,556 SIR? THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 1151 01:10:59,623 --> 01:11:01,791 THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO. ANY QUESTIONS? 1152 01:11:01,858 --> 01:11:03,793 IT'S YOU! 1153 01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:08,565 YES. YES. IT IS ME, THE MASTER OF DISGUISE. 1154 01:11:10,934 --> 01:11:12,602 GET HIM. YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY DISGUISEYS. 1155 01:11:12,669 --> 01:11:14,904 I THINK I STEPPED IN A COW PIE. 1156 01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:16,205 FORGET ABOUT IT. 1157 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:17,341 BRING ON THE HEAT. 1158 01:11:19,042 --> 01:11:20,977 CAME TO GET THE CONSTITUTION BACK. 1159 01:11:22,346 --> 01:11:25,048 OH, YEAH. AND THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, CHIEFY. 1160 01:11:26,516 --> 01:11:27,984 [ Chuckling ] 1161 01:11:32,722 --> 01:11:34,123 [ Grandfather ] IS HE DEAD? 1162 01:11:34,190 --> 01:11:35,892 [ Farts ] 1163 01:11:38,562 --> 01:11:40,830 [ Pistachio ] BOWMAN, HE MAKE THE STINKY. 1164 01:11:41,798 --> 01:11:43,933 WHO'S-- YOUR-- 1165 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,435 DADDY? 1166 01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:49,873 * HE'S THE M-A-S-T-E-R OF DISGUISE * 1167 01:11:49,939 --> 01:11:51,274 * WATCH HIM CHANGE IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES * 1168 01:11:51,341 --> 01:11:55,512 * HE'S A MASTER MASTER OF DISGUISE * 1169 01:11:55,579 --> 01:11:58,247 * HE'S THE M-A-S-T-E-R OF DISGUISE * 1170 01:11:58,314 --> 01:11:59,749 * WATCH HIM CHANGE IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES * 1171 01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:04,454 * HE'S A MASTER MASTER OF DISGUISE * 1172 01:12:04,521 --> 01:12:08,191 * NOW WHO'S THERE, WHO'S BACK IT'S THE MASTER OF DISGUISE OR LIKE THIS OR LIKE THAT * 1173 01:12:08,257 --> 01:12:10,560 * LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT THE GUY BEHIND THE MASK * 1174 01:12:10,627 --> 01:12:12,662 * HE USED TO GET CLUBBED SO HE HAD TO CHANGE PATHS * 1175 01:12:12,729 --> 01:12:14,564 * LEARNED TIME OWIN' TO A COUPLE OF JABS * 1176 01:12:14,631 --> 01:12:16,900 * BUT YOU KNOW THAT CAN CHANGE IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE * 1177 01:12:16,966 --> 01:12:18,835 * TURNED FROM A TURTLE TO A NERDY GUY * 1178 01:12:18,902 --> 01:12:22,372 * NOW TELL ME ONCE YOU GONNA ASK US WHY * 1179 01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:26,009 SAY HELLO. AND TO MY LITTLE FRIEND, EH? 1180 01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:27,276 OH, YEAH. 1181 01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:34,951 [ Grandfather ] BY THE AUTHORITY VESTED IN ME BY THE DISGUISEY TRADITION, 1182 01:12:35,018 --> 01:12:37,086 PAGE 73 OF THE POP-UP BOOK, 1183 01:12:37,153 --> 01:12:41,625 I HEREBY PRONOUNCE YOU WIFE, SON AND... 1184 01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:45,028 MASTER OF DISGUISE. [ Applause ] 1185 01:12:45,094 --> 01:12:46,730 BRAVO, MY SON. BRAVO. 1186 01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:49,633 * I WOKE UP THIS MORNING THE SUNSHINE WAS SHINING * 1187 01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:52,836 * I PUT ON MY HAPPY FACE 1188 01:12:52,902 --> 01:12:55,271 ONCE, I SHOT AN ELEPHANT IN MY PAJAMAS. 1189 01:12:55,338 --> 01:12:57,273 HOW HE GOT IN MY PAJAMAS, I'LL NEVER KNOW. 1190 01:12:57,340 --> 01:13:00,410 I'D LIKE TO SPIN YOU ON YOUR SPINELY-SPOBBLY- SPIBBLY-SPIBBLY. 1191 01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:02,746 OH, BABY GONNA CRY? HIS MOMMY CALLED? 1192 01:13:09,285 --> 01:13:11,320 [ Man Chuckling ] AND, CUT. 1193 01:13:12,856 --> 01:13:15,191 OH, RUN, JENNIFER, RUN! 1194 01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:17,293 PISTACHIO, OH! 1195 01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:19,362 [ Man ] AND, ACTION. 1196 01:13:19,429 --> 01:13:22,999 * I PUT ON MY HAPPY FACE 1197 01:13:23,066 --> 01:13:26,636 * I'M LIVING, I'M ABLE I'M BREATHING, I'M GRATEFUL * 1198 01:13:26,703 --> 01:13:30,373 * TO PUT ON MY HAPPY FACE 1199 01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:32,876 * I WOKE UP THIS MORNING THE SUNSHINE WAS SHINING * 1200 01:13:32,942 --> 01:13:37,146 I LIKE THE JUICE. YOU LIKE THE JUICE? 1201 01:13:37,213 --> 01:13:40,817 SOMETIMES THAT MASTER OF DISGUISE GO AWAY. 1202 01:13:40,884 --> 01:13:43,219 SOMETIMES HE DON'T GO AWAY. 1203 01:13:43,286 --> 01:13:46,656 NOW, UH, THE MASTER OF DISGUISE, 1204 01:13:47,657 --> 01:13:50,627 CAN HE CHANGE INTO, SAY, 1205 01:13:50,694 --> 01:13:53,096 UH, BARBRA STREISAND? 1206 01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:55,131 OF COURSE. 1207 01:13:55,198 --> 01:13:56,432 BRITNEY SPEARS? 1208 01:13:57,133 --> 01:13:58,802 YOU'RE A SICK MAN. 1209 01:14:00,303 --> 01:14:01,538 THE OLSEN TWINS? 1210 01:14:03,573 --> 01:14:05,274 [ Roaring ] 1211 01:14:05,341 --> 01:14:08,878 * BEEN AROUND THE WORLD LIVED A MILLION LIVES * 1212 01:14:08,945 --> 01:14:10,814 * HE CAN NEVER BE FOUND 1213 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:14,584 * 'CAUSE HE'S THE MASTER OF DISGUISE * [ Screaming ] 1214 01:14:14,651 --> 01:14:18,087 MAKE A NICE, COOL RIVER MUSTACHE THERE... 1215 01:14:18,154 --> 01:14:20,456 ON THE BIG, BALD, MEAN GUY'S FACE. 1216 01:14:20,524 --> 01:14:23,159 OOH. THAT'S REFRESHING. 1217 01:14:23,226 --> 01:14:27,797 HOLD. HOLD. HOLD. 1218 01:14:27,864 --> 01:14:30,133 UNLEASH HELL. 1219 01:14:30,199 --> 01:14:33,002 * HA, HA YEAH * 1220 01:14:33,069 --> 01:14:35,104 * Y'ALL READY TO DO THIS ONE * 1221 01:14:35,171 --> 01:14:37,473 * ALL RIGHT THEN LET'S GO * 1222 01:14:37,541 --> 01:14:39,075 * WHOO 1223 01:14:42,445 --> 01:14:44,480 * COME ON 1224 01:14:44,548 --> 01:14:46,382 * OH, YEAH 1225 01:14:46,449 --> 01:14:49,452 * DON'T STOP DOING THAT THING YOU DO * 1226 01:14:49,519 --> 01:14:53,156 * OH, YOUR SWEET LOVE IS MAKING ME HIGH * 1227 01:14:53,222 --> 01:14:54,591 * YEAH, YEAH 1228 01:14:54,658 --> 01:14:58,194 * DON'T STOP GIVING ME ALL YOUR LOVE * 1229 01:14:58,261 --> 01:15:01,965 I NEVER KNEW IF I'D SEE JENNY AGAIN. 1230 01:15:02,031 --> 01:15:04,267 YES, I'VE SEEN YOUR TYPE BEFORE. 1231 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:08,972 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YES, I'M GAMMY NUM NUMS AND TAKE A GAMMY OF MY NUMMYNUM. 1232 01:15:09,038 --> 01:15:11,941 WE DON'T WANNA GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU, MELON HEAD. 1233 01:15:12,776 --> 01:15:14,210 [ Laughing ] 1234 01:15:19,949 --> 01:15:23,086 WHAT? YOU FILTHY THIEF. 1235 01:15:23,152 --> 01:15:26,355 TAKE THAT, AND THAT AND THAT. 1236 01:15:32,629 --> 01:15:35,431 BUTTERCUP SAYS YOU ARE A BAD MAN. 1237 01:15:35,498 --> 01:15:37,266 I'M NOT THE DUMMY. HE'S THE DUMMY. 1238 01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:38,568 CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW STIFF HE IS? 1239 01:15:38,635 --> 01:15:40,169 AND I'M THE ONE MADE OF WOOD. 1240 01:15:41,470 --> 01:15:43,539 * NOTHING ELSE IS GONNA DO 1241 01:15:43,607 --> 01:15:44,874 * DON'T SAY NO 1242 01:15:44,941 --> 01:15:47,944 * DON'T STOP DOING THAT THING YOU DO * 1243 01:15:48,011 --> 01:15:51,748 * OH, YOUR SWEET LOVE IS MAKING ME HIGH * 1244 01:15:53,817 --> 01:15:55,785 I DON'T WANT ANY "TROU-BUBBLES." 1245 01:15:55,852 --> 01:15:58,421 [ Laughing ] 1246 01:15:58,487 --> 01:16:00,256 HAVE YOU GOT A LITTLE WIENER AND SOME-- WAIT. 1247 01:16:00,323 --> 01:16:02,992 GET THE BEE OUT OF THERE. I'M NOT GONNA PLAY GAMES. 1248 01:16:03,059 --> 01:16:05,294 HAVE YOU GOT A LITTLE WIENER AND SOME LITTLE-- 1249 01:16:05,361 --> 01:16:07,430 GET OUT OF HERE. I GOT A LITTLE BEE. 1250 01:16:07,496 --> 01:16:09,933 THERE'S NO WIENER AND THERE'S JUST A BEE. 1251 01:16:10,934 --> 01:16:13,637 [ Trilling ] 1252 01:16:13,703 --> 01:16:18,174 I STILL HAVE THE GREATEST ANTI-DISGUISEY WEAPON OF ALL. 1253 01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:24,814 THERE'S A DARK SIDE EXACTLY LIKE STAR WARS? 1254 01:16:28,251 --> 01:16:30,253 [ Laser Blast ] 1255 01:16:30,319 --> 01:16:31,655 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1256 01:16:31,721 --> 01:16:34,123 PISTACHIO'S IN GRAVE DANGER. 1257 01:16:34,190 --> 01:16:35,625 PISTACHIO, COME BACK. [ Echoing ] 1258 01:16:35,692 --> 01:16:37,526 [ Laser Blasts ] 1259 01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:38,594 UH, BUT-- 1260 01:16:39,395 --> 01:16:41,497 [ Babbling ] 1261 01:16:45,068 --> 01:16:46,602 NO! 1262 01:16:48,738 --> 01:16:51,174 YES, I SEE NOW. 1263 01:16:52,408 --> 01:16:56,145 LOVE IS THICKER THAN YOUR BEHINDS. 1264 01:16:58,114 --> 01:17:01,384 LOOK WHAT DADDY MADE FOR YOU, A LITTLE SWEATER. 1265 01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:04,553 I KNITTED LAST NIGHT FOR YOU, LITTLE BUTTERCUP. 1266 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,555 MY NAME IS GLUTEUS MAXIMUS. 1267 01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:08,557 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? 1268 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:12,061 WHY ARE YOUR ARMS AROUND THE TUSH QUEEN? 1269 01:17:12,128 --> 01:17:14,230 WAIT, I SCREWED IT UP. SHE'S THE CAKE. 1270 01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:16,232 YOU'RE THE QUEEN. WHATEVER. ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. 1271 01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:20,837 AND REMEMBER, HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON THE WALL. 1272 01:17:20,904 --> 01:17:25,008 NO ONE REALLY HAD A CLUE WHAT HE WAS DOING UP THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1273 01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:28,678 * I WISH YOU COULD COME 1274 01:17:28,745 --> 01:17:33,416 * I WISH YOU COULD BABY, YOU COULD COME * 1275 01:17:34,951 --> 01:17:36,686 * THIS IS GONNA BE FUN 1276 01:17:36,753 --> 01:17:38,822 * THIS IS GONNA BE REAL 1277 01:17:38,888 --> 01:17:42,458 NOW SHOW ME SOME TOYS. TOYS, YES, OF COURSE. TOYS. HERE. 1278 01:17:42,525 --> 01:17:46,195 HOW ABOUT THIS? THIS IS THE WORLD'S FIRST GIANT YO-YO. 1279 01:17:46,262 --> 01:17:49,966 OH, WHOOPSIE-CADABRA. IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A NO-YO. 1280 01:17:50,033 --> 01:17:51,935 [ Giggling ] 1281 01:17:54,070 --> 01:17:57,073 * THIS IS GONNA BE REAL * 1282 01:18:06,049 --> 01:18:07,216 HELLO? 1283 01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:09,252 WHAT? 1284 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:17,861 HELLO? 1285 01:18:27,103 --> 01:18:28,437 WHAT? 1286 01:18:29,305 --> 01:18:32,241 WHO? WHO ARE YOU? 1287 01:18:32,308 --> 01:18:35,812 WHAT-- WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE SLAPPING DUMMY? 1288 01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:38,381 SLAP! 1289 01:18:38,447 --> 01:18:42,685 COME BACK HERE, SLAPPING DUMMY MAN. IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG. 1290 01:18:42,752 --> 01:18:45,421 ALL THE TIME. YOU WERE THE ONE, HUH? 1291 01:18:45,488 --> 01:18:48,157 I GOING TO GET YOU. I'M GOING TO GET YOU. 1292 01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:52,061 NOW, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. LET'S NOT FIGHT. 1293 01:18:52,128 --> 01:18:55,098 I JUST WANT TO TALK, OKAY? 1294 01:18:55,164 --> 01:18:57,801 NOW, LISTEN. I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 1295 01:18:57,867 --> 01:18:59,235 I SLAP YOU. 1296 01:19:02,939 --> 01:19:04,473 COME BACK HERE. 1297 01:19:06,142 --> 01:19:08,577 COME BACK HERE, SLAPPING DUMMY MAN. 1298 01:19:09,512 --> 01:19:11,014 [ Slapping ] 1299 01:19:11,848 --> 01:19:13,216 PLEASE. 1300 01:19:13,282 --> 01:19:14,550 I'LL GET YOU, PISTACHIO. 1301 01:19:14,617 --> 01:19:16,385 PLEASE, SLAPPING DUMMY MAN. 1302 01:19:16,452 --> 01:19:18,354 I'LL GET YOU, PISTACHIO. 1303 01:19:18,421 --> 01:19:20,089 I DIDN'T MEAN IT, SLAPPING DUMMY MAN. 1304 01:19:20,156 --> 01:19:21,524 I'LL GET YOU, PISTACHIO. 1305 01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:23,559 I DID NOT MEAN IT, SLAPPING DUMMY MAN. 1306 01:19:23,626 --> 01:19:26,362 I'LL GET YOU, PISTACHIO. 1307 01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:28,697 SO WE FIND THE NEST, WHICH WAS AMAZING. 1308 01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:32,501 AND THEN WE STARTED TRAINING. AND THEN WE GO TO-- TO THE SLAPPING DUMMY. 1309 01:19:32,568 --> 01:19:36,940 NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU GAVE ME QUITE A WORKOUT A COUPLE TIMES. 1310 01:19:37,006 --> 01:19:38,975 I'M TELLING, YOU MUST REALLY LOVE TO SLAP. 1311 01:19:39,042 --> 01:19:42,111 I LOVE TO SLAP. YES, YOU LOVE TO SLAP. YES. 1312 01:19:42,178 --> 01:19:43,980 WHAT YOU PEOPLE STILL DOING HERE? 1313 01:19:44,047 --> 01:19:47,750 YOU JUST SAW THE MOVIE, OKAY? I'M TRYING TO TALK, ALL RIGHT? 1314 01:19:47,817 --> 01:19:51,020 GOOD-BYE. [ Chuckles ] ALL RIGHT. SO, ANYWAY-- 1315 01:19:51,888 --> 01:19:53,789 PISTACHIO, I'M SAD. 1316 01:19:53,857 --> 01:19:55,024 WHAT IS THE MATTER? 1317 01:19:55,091 --> 01:19:56,392 I WANT TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 1318 01:19:56,459 --> 01:19:58,594 ALL RIGHT. WE FADE UP. 1319 01:19:58,661 --> 01:20:01,130 GOOD-BYE. GOOD-BYE. 1320 01:20:01,197 --> 01:20:03,900 * HE'S THE M-A-S-T-E-R OF DISGUISE * 1321 01:20:03,967 --> 01:20:06,135 * WATCH HIM CHANGE IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES * 1322 01:20:06,202 --> 01:20:08,204 NO MORE DOG FOOD. 1323 01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:13,442 * WATCH HIM CHANGE IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES * 1324 01:20:13,509 --> 01:20:17,346 * THE MASTER MASTER OF DISGUISE * 96368

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