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♪ Look up there ♪
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♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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(alarms ringing)
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(both yawn)
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BOTH: Chore Chiefs!
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And now let us say the Chore Chiefs oath.
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BOTH: As the sun appears,
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we gather our gear,
and so our chores begin.
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Dish divas!
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Window wizards!
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Vacuum velociraptors!
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Poopin' princes!
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I'll tell Dad about that one
when I'm done.
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Let us chore no more until tomorrow.
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It's time for...
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BOTH: Breakfast boys!
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Good morning, guest house squatters.
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JK. I just learned about JK.
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- Joshing kindly.
- Guys, huge news over here.
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Last night, Honeybee and I
were at the Gazebo Depot--
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you know, gazebo gazing--
and we ran into Mayor Peppers.
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We told him about our
new video event company,
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- Pause for Applause.
- And he said he might hire us
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as videographers for his
most beloved niece's birthday party!
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Oh, I can't believe that
little Becky Peppers is already 37.
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Sounds like opportunity has
mounted the porch and knocked.
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Well, it's not our job yet.
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Mayor Peppers wants to see what we can do
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with a lower-stakes project first.
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Yup. He wants us to make a
video tribute to our beloved town
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for everyone to see at the annual
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State of the Moose:
Lone Moose Moose Banquet.
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Is it time for
the S-O-T-M-L-double M-B already?
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I can't wait to celebrate
all the great new developments
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in Lone Moose this year.
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Like the new dog-poop bag station
near the merry-go-round.
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It's gorgeous.
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And the taxidermied bear at the library
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that finally got restuffed.
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Nice smooth belly, no lumps.
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Or the new cuckoo clock factory
that's moving here.
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It's going to create over 12 jobs.
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13. 13 jobs.
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(scoffs)
Hope you guys like traffic.
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HAM:
Cream corn day?
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More like dream corn day,
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because I got two helpings.
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(high-pitched): Hot! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Oh, no. Ham!
I'll get you some ice.
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Aah. Thanks, Judy.
Ooh.
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Uh, hi, Principal Gibbons.
Sorry I yelled so loud.
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- Am I in trouble?
- You? Ham Tobin?
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Three-time Good Behavior Award Champion?
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God, no. I just wanted
to make sure you're okay.
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Oh, I'm okay.
A lot of it pooled in my pockets.
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I'll just dump it out when I get home.
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Sounds good.
Ham Tobin in trouble.
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Sheesh.
(laughs)
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Dang it. Now the smell of my pants
is gonna make me hungry
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- all day.
- Oh. Hey, Ham.
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Oh. Hello, cool.
I mean Quay.
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I saw what happened back there.
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I mean, actually, I heard it.
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- Oh, the scream?
- Don't be embarrassed.
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- It sounded awesome.
- Really? Thanks.
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I'm not even the best yeller in my family.
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My brother Wolf is the real scream queen.
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Well, it gave me an idea.
I was wondering
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if you want to try out for my punk band,
Messengers of Chaos.
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I used to be the singer,
but I just got into madrigal choir so,
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♪ I can't risk the vocal strain. ♪
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Anyway, the band is pretty hard-core,
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so I don't know if that's your scene.
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Huh. I'm hard-core sometimes.
I think.
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Cool.
You want to audition after school?
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Uh, I don't know.
(short chuckle)
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Is it necessary to change
vacuum attachments
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to properly clean corners?
(chuckles)
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- What?
- Yes. My answer is yes.
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QUAY:
Ham, this is
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Bethany Bones and Steven
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- the Psycho.
- Hey.
- What's up, man?
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Okay, sing this
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like you just got burned by creamed corn.
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- But in your soul.
- Hello, my punks.
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My dad was wondering
if you could not practice today.
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He just got his appendix out,
and he says he needs to rest.
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Maybe we're the ones who need a rest.
From his rules.
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Parents are the worst.
Gill,
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do you want to be our manager or not?
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Uh, yeah, totally,
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I'm your guy, 1,000%.
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I'll talk to him.
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He's kind of in and out,
but I'll-I'll try.
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All right, let's rock.
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One, two, three, four.
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(speaking song):
♪ Anarchy Stew, Anarchy Stew ♪
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♪ Heat it up, add some glue... ♪
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Come on, man. Fight society's
expectations with your voice.
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♪ Anarchy Stew, the recipe's invalid ♪
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♪ Now wash it down with some chaos ♪
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♪ Salad... ♪
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Salad.
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WOLF: Okay, guys,
this movie is our chance to wow
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- everyone in town.
- We want you all to be in it,
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and we're also the kind of directors
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who think good ideas
can come from anywhere, like McG.
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So put up your umbrellas.
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I feel a brainstorm coming on.
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Let's hear those ideas.
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Two words.
Tree karate.
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Three words.
I love it.
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I could show the camera
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how to make my favorite salad.
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A lettuce salad.
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Lettuce... celebrate that great idea.
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Hmm, and what will I do?
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I don't know.
Just off the top of my head...
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Uh, a dead ballerina
wandering through a rainy field
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looking for her lover of yesteryear.
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And then she does a dance
to help her process the fact
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that everyone and everything
she knew is gone.
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Wow. How can we say no
to any of these ideas
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when they're all so good?
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We can't.
We're not insane.
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Now let the magic commence.
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Wonderful.
I'll go get my lettuce.
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And my lettuce bowl.
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That was pretty intense in there.
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It was as intense as the last time
I got to see my grandpa.
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Two weeks ago.
He was super grumpy.
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Ham, your voice made me furious.
In a great way.
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Thanks, but just so you know,
I can't really sing that loud.
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The microphone was making me louder.
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Well, we have a lot of people
who want the job,
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so we'll let you know.
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Thanks for the opportunity.
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Quay.
Stephen the Psycho.
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Bethany Bones.
Gill.
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-♪ ♪
-♪ Sad ballerina ♪
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♪ Sad ballerina, sad ♪
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♪ Why, ballerina, why, ballerina, why? ♪
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And cut.
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We got 20 minutes of Judy doing that.
Is that enough?
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Not sure. You know,
the best movies shot tons of footage
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'cause they made it up as they went along.
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Jurassic Park was originally
a teen romantic comedy
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called Jungle High,
but it was so darn boring,
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they started adding dinosaurs.
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Who knows what we'll end up with.
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All right.
Judy, from the top.
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-♪ Sad ballerina, sad ballerina ♪
-(phone ringing)
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-♪ Sad, why, ballerina ♪
- HAM: I got it!
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-♪ Why, ballerina? ♪
- Hello?
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(gasps)
I did? I am?!
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I'm in a band!
Bring in the Ham, bring in the punk.
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Huh. Where's the button bin?
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Ah! Aha.
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'Kay, let's see what says "hard-core."
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No, nope, nope, not you.
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There you are.
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Yeah.
Punk rock.
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So, uh, what time are we practicing?
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Oh, today isn't a practice day.
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Every Tuesday, we go punkin'.
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Yeah, we go do badass stuff
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to inspire us to write badass songs.
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Mm-hmm, we live the punk way of life,
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like Johnny Rotten or Gwen Stefani.
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So are we doing stuff
that could actually get us in trouble?
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Do you want to wake up in a coffin
at the end of your life
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with a report card full of straight A's
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and a bunch of pleasant memories?
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No?
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Punk or die, butterfly.
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♪ Go to sleep, teachers and guppies ♪
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♪ You can't stop us
from petting those puppies... ♪
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Engine to Starbase.
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This is Private John Seinfeld.
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I see no sign of a breach anywhere.
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Aah!
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♪ 'Cause it's just chalk,
but look what we wrote with chalk ♪
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♪ We'll never be like you,
we wrote the word "poo" ♪
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♪ And you can't stop us, no way... ♪
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Before you begin,
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check and make sure
you didn't buy cabbage.
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♪ Doing stuff to mannequins ♪
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♪ Getting all straight A's again ♪
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♪ So punk we'll make your freezer melt ♪
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♪ Wearing extra seat belts ♪
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♪ You said "take one"
but we'll take three ♪
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♪ And now we're sitting
in a frozen crowd of trees. ♪
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God, my mom is smothering me.
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I know I have a viola lesson.
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You know what?
I'm gonna show up five minutes late
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to mess with her head.
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When my mom asks me
if anything interesting happened
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at school today, I'm gonna say no.
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But it's a lie.
Tons of interesting things happened.
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My mom is making us
spaghetti and garlic bread again.
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I can't wait to tell her
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how I spoiled my appetite
with baby carrots.
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So you guys, uh, don't get along
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with your parents really well
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and love spending time with them?
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What? Of course not.
Why? Do you?
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Uh, no.
I mean, sometimes my dad gets me up
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to do chores at 5:30 a.m., and I'm like,
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I don't even love doing chores or bonding
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with my dad more than
anything in the world. (sputters)
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-(phone dings)
- Ugh. Come on, Mom.
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You don't control me.
See you later, guys.
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- Stay punk.
- I will.
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I... will.
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Hello there, Ham. Better
hang up your coat and wash your hands--
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we're eating in front of Wheel of Fortune.
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It's Teachers Week.
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QUAY:
Parents are the worst... the worst...
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STEVEN:
Spaghetti and garlic bread again.
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Ham, did you hear me?
Can you wash your hands?
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You wash my hands.
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Uh... it was just a suggestion.
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You know your own hands.
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Whoops.
It seems like you accidentally
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missed the coat hook there.
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Or-- I don't know--
maybe I laid my jacket carelessly
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on the ground on purpose.
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Come on, bud.
Are you low on potassium again?
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Do you need a banana?
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No, thank you.
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Do you know you put a banana
on your coat, son?
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Yeah, Dad, I do.
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Okay.
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(groans)
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I just don't feel like
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hanging my jacket, okay?!
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We're back on the jacket.
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00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,769
Sometimes when you
tell me to do something,
251
00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:23,355
uh, I don't feel like doing it.
252
00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:24,814
And you know what else?
253
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,358
I'm... I'm quitting Chore Chiefs.
254
00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:27,984
At least for a day.
255
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,778
- Then we'll see.
- Whoa.
256
00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:32,238
Hmm.
Well, this is new territory for us,
257
00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:35,700
but I guess I should punish you
or something for acting out?
258
00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,869
Maybe go take a break in your room.
259
00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,829
Fine!
260
00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,958
Do you want to help me finish
setting up the TV trays?
261
00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,960
Sure. Where is everybody?
262
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,837
Don't they know
it's Teachers Week on Wheel?
263
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,839
I'd like to solve the puzzle, Moon.
264
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,884
"I forgot to remind them."
265
00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,345
These candy corn lights are like, "What?
266
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,013
It's not Halloween, right?"
267
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,641
My dumb dad said they
were cheap and a fire hazard,
268
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,893
so he wouldn't let me
hang them at our house.
269
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,895
I'm so sorry, Quay.
270
00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,689
(sighs) Thanks, Bethany.
271
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,775
Yeah, my, uh, my dad
sent me to my room last night
272
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,777
because I said I didn't
want to do chores anymore.
273
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,737
And I was in there for 45 minutes
274
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,490
- before my sister
came and got me for dessert.
- Damn.
275
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:16,991
Yeah. It's kind of like...
276
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,785
Parents--
don't they know that they're jerks?
277
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:22,288
G-Getting on my case,
making me do homework?
278
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,749
Wait.
Say that again.
279
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,170
♪ Parents, don't they know
they're jerks? ♪
280
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:32,340
♪ Parents, make me do homework ♪
281
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,677
♪ Parents, they always drive me nuts ♪
282
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,304
♪ Parents, and they smell like ♪
283
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:42,100
(singing): ♪ Butts. ♪
284
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,144
That was, like, incredible.
285
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,021
Hey, guys, guess what? I,
286
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:49,024
Gill Beavers, your manager, got you a gig.
287
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,067
- Yes! -Whoa. -Oh, hell yeah.
- Messengers Of Chaos.
288
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,944
You guys are playing a one-song set
289
00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:56,573
at The State of the Moose:
Lone Moose Moose Banquet.
290
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,991
- Yes!
- My dad's on the planning committee.
291
00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,409
He said he's got to fill four minutes,
292
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,827
and there's no budget, so we're in.
293
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,454
We have to play "Parents," for sure.
294
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,913
It's our best song.
295
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,790
Lone Moose is about to get a wake-up call.
296
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:09,377
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
Here comes the reality rooster.
297
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,130
How is the videotape coming along?
298
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:15,425
Very well.
We already have 35 hours of footage.
299
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,177
Oh, hello, Ham.
300
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,596
I assume I shouldn't ask you
about washing your hands.
301
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,223
Uh-oh.
Here come the fireworks.
302
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,933
That's right, Dad.
I will wash them
303
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,560
if I want to, which I already did.
304
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,437
Great.
So, how was your day?
305
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,190
Good. We had band practice
at Gill Beavers' house.
306
00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,650
Director's note:
get footage of band practice for film.
307
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,403
Great idea, my Taika Wife-titi.
308
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,197
(gasps)
Oh. And we have a gig.
309
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,741
At the State of the Moose:
Lone Moose Moose Banquet.
310
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,368
- Wonderful, son.
- Wow, holy toast!
311
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,952
We're even gonna play a new song I wrote.
312
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:47,207
It's called "Pare... rr..."
313
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,000
What, Ham?
314
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,127
What is the new song you wrote called?
315
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,129
"Pair... of Friends."
316
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,006
About two friends
who go on a fishing trip.
317
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,424
(gasps)
Do they catch anything?
318
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,051
- Yup.
- Fantastic.
319
00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,261
Oh, sick!
We're headed right into the fiery heart
320
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,971
of the Lone Moose music scene.
321
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,641
Hey, does Gill's dad
still make those kickass blondies?
322
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,939
(drumsticks rhythmically clicking)
323
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,232
♪ Parents ♪
324
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,817
♪ Don't they know they're jerks? ♪
325
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,861
♪ Parents, make me do homework ♪
326
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,864
♪ Parents, they always drive me nuts ♪
327
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:22,659
♪ Parents, and they smell like ♪
328
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,744
♪ Butts. ♪
329
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,164
Let's take a blondie break.
330
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,376
So, uh, what do you think?
331
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,586
Buddy, I'm worried about that song.
332
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,006
You're really going to sing that
in front of Dad at the banquet?
333
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,590
About parents sucking?
334
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,384
I mean, you might as well
pull out Dad's heart
335
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,802
and whiz all over it.
336
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,221
- He's gonna be hella crushed.
- I know.
337
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:46,057
Hey, maybe you guys can
write a different song, like, uh...
338
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:49,269
♪ Blondies, boy, they taste so good. ♪
339
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,105
- Yeah, good idea, Wolf.
- Good. Great talk, buddy.
340
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,107
Hey, when you play the blondie song
at the banquet,
341
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,650
can you mention I helped write it?
342
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:59,779
Hey, Dad. How's the wood-chopping
coming along?
343
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:02,407
(grunts)
There's still a lot more to do.
344
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,243
- So, it's great.
- Um, I was wondering something.
345
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,954
What would you do
if someone called you a jerk?
346
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,790
A jerk? Ouch.
That'd be tough,
347
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:14,044
especially if it was someone
I cared about and respected.
348
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,796
But I'd probably get over it
within a matter of months.
349
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,214
- Months, huh?
- Ham,
350
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,425
did someone at school call you a jerk?
351
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,219
Is that why you put a banana
on your coat the other night?
352
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,597
Uh, no, Dad.
No one called me a jerk.
353
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,683
Hmm.
Well, whatever it is, I will try to help.
354
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,062
I know I don't always understand
what you're going through,
355
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,898
and the Chore Chiefs hasn't
been the same without you this week,
356
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,233
but I'm glad we're communicating.
357
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,779
Uh, yeah.
Me, too, Dad.
358
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,241
(drumsticks rhythmically clicking)
359
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,911
♪ Parents, don't
they know they're jerks? ♪
360
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,706
♪ Parents, make me do homework? ♪
361
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,750
(applause, cheering)
362
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,716
Dad?
Has anyone seen my dad?
363
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,094
Telegram.
Telegram for Mr. Ham Tobin.
364
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,096
(gasps)
I'm Mr. Ham Tobin.
365
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,555
"Mr. Tobin.
Stop.
366
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,474
"We regret to inform you.
Stop.
367
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,559
"That your father has died.
Stop.
368
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,144
"His heart stopped.
369
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,230
"Stop.
And then exploded.
370
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,066
"Stop.
When someone called him a jerk.
371
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,359
Stop."
372
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,069
No!
373
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,154
MOON:
Engine to Starbase.
374
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,781
Wolfie, it's 3:00 in the morning.
375
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,408
Is everything okay?
376
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,618
I told you not to drink
orange soda after 7:00.
377
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,412
It's not that.
It's...
378
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,622
Look, I know I promised
I could edit this thing,
379
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,542
but the cut's 19 hours
and 11 minutes long.
380
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,293
Babe, we can cut it down.
381
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,171
How?
Everything Judy did was solid gold.
382
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,841
And Dad. And Moon.
It's all gold.
383
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,884
It's just one giant gold sandwich
384
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,679
with hundreds of slices of gold
smothered in gold sauce.
385
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,305
Wolf, you have to relax.
386
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,182
The first cut of
Maze Runner 2: The Scorch Trials
387
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,518
was eight hours long,
and it turned out perfect.
388
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,770
Yeah, but they had
the best people in the world working
389
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,648
on Maze Runner 2: The Scorch Trials
and a lot of time.
390
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,191
We have to show something tomorrow night,
391
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,985
and I have no idea what it's gonna be.
392
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,778
Babe, when John Krasinski
has a script problem
393
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,531
who pulls out that big red pen
and goes nuts?
394
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,284
- Ah, his wife, Emily Blunt.
- Exactly.
395
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,703
Now, let's cut the crust off this panini.
396
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,957
Guys, hey, um, about the song tonight.
397
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,500
I was thinking about it,
398
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,669
and I don't think "Parents"
rocks quite hard enough.
399
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,463
Yeah, so, um, I came up
400
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,381
with an even better song
we can play instead.
401
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,592
(scat singing)
402
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,594
♪ Butternut squash?
Better not, Josh. ♪
403
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,096
♪ Butternut squash? Better not, Josh. ♪
404
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,182
Definitely brings up some valid issues,
405
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,184
but not totally feeling it.
406
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:38,188
Yeah, I mean, that is great,
but it's not "Parents" level great.
407
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,024
Ham, just be happy
you wrote the perfect song.
408
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,777
-"Parents" rules.
- Mm...
409
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,528
HONEYBEE:
Well, it's two minutes
410
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,572
and 48 seconds of something.
I just hope it's ready.
411
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,115
PEPPERS:
Good evening, everyone.
412
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,742
I am Mayor Peppers, and tonight
413
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,619
we're here to talk about Lone Moose.
414
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,038
But first, let us acknowledge
that before this place
415
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,165
was called "Lone Moose" by some very cold
416
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,167
and very grabby Europeans,
417
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,420
it was the homeland of my ancestors,
the Sugpiaq people,
418
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,923
for thousands and thousands
and thousands of years.
419
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,300
And while land acknowledgements are fine,
420
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:09,886
it'd be better if they just
went ahead and gave the land back.
421
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,098
I'd also like to say that
I believe Vera over there
422
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,933
took my cupcake caddy Tupperware
423
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,935
at last month's bingo night.
424
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,646
So, if you feel like giving her
a disapproving head shake,
425
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,231
by all means, go for it.
426
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,900
And now it's time to let the Moose loose.
427
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,821
Later, we'll be hearing from
the CEO of the cuckoo clock factory.
428
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,907
But first, help me welcome Lone Moose's
429
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,785
very first punk rock and roll band,
430
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,412
Messengers of Chaos,
431
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,205
- with a youthful song.
-(applause)
432
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,040
I wore a button today, too.
433
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,750
And I brought both of these.
434
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,544
Cool.
435
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,130
-(guitar plays over speaker)
- Hi.
436
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:48,091
Um, we're Messengers of, um, Chaos,
437
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,010
and this song is called...
438
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,428
(mumbling): "Parents."
439
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,096
One, two, three, four.
440
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,850
♪ Parents, uh, parents... ♪
441
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,184
(singing gibberish)
442
00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:01,938
- What are you doing, man?
-(whimpering)
443
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,940
(speaker feedback)
444
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,275
Ham?
445
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,527
Okay, well, while we figure that out,
446
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,529
let's take a moment to meet the CEO
447
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,656
from Elegant Cuckoos, Paul Reingold.
448
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,160
Cuckoo.
What do you think of
449
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,454
when you hear the word "cuckoo"?
450
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:21,666
Wrong.
What you should think is inspiration.
451
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:26,963
- Ham? Hey, what's going on?
- Dad.
452
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,381
(clears throat, sighs)
453
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:29,841
I have a confession to make.
454
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,259
I was about to sing a terrible song
455
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:32,844
about how parents are jerks,
456
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,721
and then everyone would think
I was singing about you,
457
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,515
including you, but it's not
even about you. Not really.
458
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,310
Well, what do the song words say?
459
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,355
Hmm.
You know, just that parents are jerks
460
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,774
and that they stink
and they're dumb and they're bossy.
461
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,317
You know, that kind of thing.
462
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,319
Ham, it's okay.
In fact,
463
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,321
I have honestly been relieved
464
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,406
to finally see your rebellious side.
465
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:57,118
I mean, you have always been
so agreeable and so helpful.
466
00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,329
You don't earn the title
Chore Chief for nothing.
467
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,331
I love being a Chore Chief.
468
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,125
I guess I am hard-core about hard chores.
469
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,919
I know you are, son.
470
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,838
But it's okay to explore
your rebellious side.
471
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,633
- Really?
- Yes, and I would be honored
472
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,344
for you to sing a disparaging song
about me.
473
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,097
-(gasps) You would?
- Very much.
474
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,307
And if being a proud parent
makes me a jerk,
475
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:21,351
then I'm the jerkiest parent there is.
476
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,228
You call me Beef Jerky.
477
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,771
Thanks, Beef Jerky.
478
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,273
Now get in there and give me hell.
479
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,778
Hey, sorry about that, everybody.
480
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,656
You know, punk rock is about
saying what you really think,
481
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,324
no matter what.
482
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,118
It also seems to be
about wearing army coats
483
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,536
with lots of buttons.
484
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,204
Honestly, I'm still learning.
485
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,665
Anyway, this song is about
what I really think.
486
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,083
It's called "Parents."
487
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,838
♪ Parents, don't they know they're neat? ♪
488
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:53,008
♪ Parents, make the food I eat ♪
489
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:56,261
♪ Parents, drive me to the mall ♪
490
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,597
♪ Parents, buy expensive dolls ♪
491
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,517
♪ Parents, they have cool careers ♪
492
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,979
♪ Parents, help me face my fears! ♪
493
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,649
I love my dad
and I don't care who knows it.
494
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,776
(song ends)
495
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,654
- Hey, Ham.
- Hey, Quay.
496
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,656
Sorry that I
changed the lyrics of our song
497
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,658
into a song about how I like parents.
498
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,702
If you want to
kick me out of the band, I get it.
499
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,038
Actually, that was really punk rock,
500
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,165
changing the words
at the last minute like that. Plus,
501
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:28,752
my mom liked it, and she
kind of does a lot of stuff for me.
502
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:32,172
And now, a very special video
503
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,299
by Wolf and Honeybee Shaw-Tobin.
504
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,093
Here is To Lone Moose, With Love.
505
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,346
Greta Gerwig, give us your light.
506
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:44,351
♪ Why, ballerina, why, ballerina, why? ♪
507
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,603
And that's how you
fill a pitcher with water.
508
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,021
Why are they so quiet?
509
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,606
Maybe this is just a total disaster.
510
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,359
Hey, that's my house!
511
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:56,112
And there's the gazebo!
I've sat there.
512
00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,532
(gasps)
That's my backyard!
513
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,950
And my werewolf mask!
514
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,619
I lent it to them.
(laughs)
515
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,288
- Wow.
- I recognize so many places.
516
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,916
This is the best movie I have ever seen.
517
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,001
WOMAN'S VOICE:
518
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,545
(applause)
519
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,297
We made a masterpiece.
520
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:18,009
You complete me.
And our video projects.
521
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,761
HAM:
The trick to writing
522
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,263
a good punk song is finding something
that you're mad about
523
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,682
and then just kind of shoutin' it.
524
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,225
Huh, sounds easy enough.
525
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:28,061
Let me think of something
that really makes me furious.
526
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,063
Oh, okay, I-I have one.
527
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,357
(Ham scat sings rhythmically)
528
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,693
♪ People who rake their leaves in piles ♪
529
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,820
♪ And leave them to blow in the wind ♪
530
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,822
♪ Are very inefficient people. ♪
531
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,657
- That was great.
- I have-I have more.
532
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,075
(Ham scat sings rhythmically)
533
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,451
♪ And now their leaves ♪
534
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:44,869
♪ Are all over the road ♪
535
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,413
♪ And that seems very thoughtless ♪
536
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,790
♪ Bag your leaves in a timely fashion ♪
537
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,834
♪ Bag your leaves in a timely fashion! ♪
538
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,253
♪ Butternut squash, better not, Josh ♪
539
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,338
♪ Tortillas and beans, nuh-uh, Eugene ♪
540
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,466
♪ Nice piece of fish-a, you wish, Tricia ♪
541
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,969
♪ Butternut squash, better not, Josh ♪
542
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,471
♪ Butternut squash, better not, Josh ♪
543
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,557
♪ Corn on the cobb,
you disappoint me, Rob ♪
544
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,685
♪ PB and jelly, forget it, Shelly ♪
545
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,521
♪ Butternut squash, better not, Josh ♪
546
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,440
♪ Butternut squash, better not, Josh ♪
547
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,942
♪ Blueberry pie, you're dreaming, Ty ♪
548
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,695
♪ Pastrami, Reuben, hell, no, uh, Reuben ♪
549
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,864
♪ Butternut squash, better not, Josh ♪
550
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,866
♪ Butternut squash, better not. ♪
551
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,952
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