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so did you like the movie

I think the movie is good

yeah it's very entertaining

what about you I liked it

it wasn't what I expected too many people in this

in this movie theater

yeah I just

I don't do very well in with crowds

ha ha I know

that was great

now very well done

very well done and the way he describes

you know the

the different steps that LED him to do that

it's also interesting it's a documentary

kind of a documentary movie

a little bit yeah

I thought they

it wasn't going to happen cause they kept saying oh

we're not gonna get away with this

we're not gonna get away with this

and if they did I was surprised

yeah

it's good

would you watch it again

yeah

sorry to interrupt

have you decided on a wine this evening

uh yes what would you like

can uh

red is good for you yeah

can I get a bottle of um

the first time he asked for money was 2 years ago

second time 6 months ago

and now 2 days ago

he's asking for some more

and he's a friend and

you know I wanna help him

but it's a lot of money we're talking about

and it never ends

so what do I do

sounds like what would you do

I don't know it sounds like he's taking advantage of me

though

it's good to see you yeah

it's always good to see you

thank you

Atta boy get him get him get him good 20 20 18

it's like this 17 Focus 16 15 14

2 good stall here good stall beautiful zizzo

drop it down

Atta boy good set ow

how you feeling I'm just kidding

I'm feeling good feature Wheaties this morning

my Wheaties yeah

I have my muscle milk this morning

good Atta boy Wheaties after so what's going down

what's new

you wanna hear everything or just recent things

let's start at like two or three work your way up

let me ask you a question yeah

what are you doing this weekend

what am I doing this weekend

no the other trainer I'm working with yeah

what are you doing uh

I I I don't know I don't know I do

Chelsea I'm ordering breakfast

do you know what you want

I'll just have whatever you're having

thank you I mean

what about the bailout

how do you think that's going to turn out

that's not gonna work that's there's

you need more money in the system

a lot more money than what you know

the government is putting in

it's it's just the beginning

so um

I don't know what to tell you

I think it's better to stay cash and

that's what I do anyways so it's good for me

that's yeah

it's

it's a different concept of where the economy happens

you know Obama is saying that bottoms up we have a

consumer economy

70% of this economy is consumer economy

he's gonna stimulate the entire economy

by going after the 70%

by taking all money and giving it to them

here let me take yours

give it to him and you'll spend it

we're gonna talk about stimulus

it's not it's not just about distribution

it's just gonna come right back let's let's be real

you are you are gonna you know

let's be real

700 700 fucking billion dollars is what is is you know

you know is we're gonna be

we're gonna be paying for all of this shit

for a long fucking time us not him us

no everybody we are I think he loves us long time

thank you very much I hope I'll see you soon

thank you take care you too bye

I met with Philip on October 5th and 6th

I wore a Michael Kors dress and shoes with LA Perla

I wore a Michael Kors dress and shoes with LA Perla

lingerie underneath and diamond stud earrings

we met at 7:30 at the hotel and had a drink downstairs

he liked my dress but didn't go into detail why

and didn't mention anything else about my appearance

so how did it go

it was fine we had a nice dinner

you know I went back to the hotel

but he's very well endowed

and sometimes I just can't handle him that long

lucky for me though he's attractive

so that helps and I at least enjoy myself

it was weird when I left he

he didn't even stand up to hug me or to say goodbye

or kiss me on the cheek it was very

it was a very awkward departure

I don't I mean

he's never done that before

we ate dinner at Blue Hill

Philip didn't ask for a menu

and had the chef serve us a five course meal

a different wine with each course

we went to the 9:40 showing

a man on wire at the Sunshine Cinema

and he liked the movie

we went back to the hotel and talked for half an hour

mostly about a friend of his

that keeps borrowing money from him

and not paying it back

then we had sex for about an hour after we talked about

after we talked for about 15 minutes and he fell asleep

at breakfast

he briefly told me his worries regarding the economy

and said that I should invest my money in gold

he also mentioned a book

about how the Federal Reserve works

he didn't make another appointment

sometimes clients think they want the real you

but at the end of the day they don't

they want what they want you to be

they want you to be something else

they don't want you to be yourself

rare client that really wants to

if they wanted you to be yourself

they wouldn't be paying you

uh

and I know you've been buying five sessions at a time

right

and you realize you're losing money by doing that right

yeah I'm taking it as it goes you know no

no I know I know I know I hear that you know

the whole thing is is like if you buy more sessions

obviously you're gonna save a lot more money

and I think our relationship is good

you're liking what we're doing

yes absolutely do a great job you're feeling good

you're looking good

absolutely like five pounds of muscle yeah

you're on your way to a six pack trying uh

I don't think our relationship is gonna end

anytime soon right

so like my suggestion would be

is let's have you buy a bigger package

like 25 or 50 what did I do last time

10 you did five five yeah

you did five so if you did like 25 or 50 per session

you'd be saving like 20 bucks per session you know

so you're looking at saving like $400 and you know

I know it's times are a little crazy right now

but that's my point of view

so I know what I pay for five

what I'll take a lot of you pay 150 for five

and you'll end up paying one 25

if you end up getting 25 sessions

you are the beautiful young engineer accompanying yeah

but let me ask a question you know

not to pry but you guys I mean

you're not you guys are hurting

everybody's hurting right

now how do you

it's you're gonna spend money

you're going to do this self medicated

right don't worry about that

and I don't have I'm

if I was hurting I wouldn't

I can't afford to go to Vegas

obviously you don't have to afford to go to Vegas

I can afford for you to go to Vegas

we all can afford for you to go to Vegas

in fact we almost can't afford for you not to go

you should you gotta come dude seriously

alright let me see what I can do

hi Chris

how are you hey

package for you thank you very much

very much have a good day thanks

starving how was work

uh work was good

a little crazy I uh

I trained Zizo

he's trying to convince me to go to some crazy trip

in Vegas

uh Vegas

yeah boys trip to Vegas this weekend

uh oh

I told him uh

I didn't think you'd approve of that

you didn't think what

I didn't think that you would approve of that

not so much not if I can't go

how many of these trips have there been

one it's all one

it's just they all blend into each other

one trip

exactly exactly

it's a it's an investment for the lifetime

yeah exactly

but we have a two week time share in

in in two day slots

that's right so it becomes one big trip

remember we went it wasn't that the same yeah

it was the same it's all one trip

it just continues to wear these outfits

every single time every time

like you can still fit in the one

hold on

so do you get bored of ever just talking to rich people

it can get tedious it can get tedious

why it can

you really have to adapt

and become something that they want

oh God

I mean do you find yourself caring at all

I do I think you're getting a little worked up about it

though ah

because the economy is fucked and my business is fucked

I'm making like a tenth of what I made two years ago

and it's just getting worse and worse and worse

and this is something that uh

you know it's gonna fucking fall by the wayside

if I can't get it together

and I've aged out of the business also so uh

I fucking show up on a set and uh

people ask me it's like uh

they think I worked on Michaela's Navy

or something like that

so did that other show get picked up

yeah it might have gotten picked up

but it's not a sure thing

and it's not enough to maintain what I'm kind of

used to I mean

you don't think so

no I can't tell

I don't know what the fuck's going on with the business

anywhere anymore

well anyway

thanks for listening it's just

you know

I've been in so many relationships where nobody listens

well I definitely think

relationships are about communication

don't you God

totally

Jesus that's why we

you know cause it's completely two way

and we're constantly like

exchanging kind of what we think

I mean that's how people relate

it's just so fucking ridiculous

the way everybody wants something completely one sided

and wants something for nothing

sorry my hands are really cold

it's okay I'll warm them up

well my first thought is

you know I do

I do like it I do like it

um

she said I tell you right now um

it's a tough time for me to start pioneering a new line

like this it's um

the economy is right now is really in the toilet and um

we got a store full of stuff

and we do have stuff that

somewhat competes with this type of garment

right now right

um you know um

I'd like to just show it uh

real quick to to

to Marvin who does the song

you know just get an idea what he thinks

cause I'm thinking right now no

but I'm thinking you know

maybe down the road we can try it

but uh Marv um

you know I

I would definitely I

I am definitely okay with it being on consignment

cause at least it gets a chance to be out on the floor

and see how it does you know

and I you guys have a very big store and I'm sure we

could try to find a little bit of space

to put the stuff out there

I know it's going to sell

I know people are gonna buy it

and this way I'm okay with that if it doesn't sell

then I'll take it back and that's fine

but I would like to have it out there

for the Christmas season at least

cause I mean

let's face this when people are buying things you know

on October 25th I met with Dennis

we had lunch at Nobu and then went to a hotel room

during lunch he talked about the financial crisis

and when we got back to the room

he immediately got on the phone

and ordered some Mcallan 25

I put on a Kiki de Monteverde corset

panties and gloves

the shoes were basic Zara after he got off the phone

we made out for a while

and then he asked me to masturbate

which I did and then he masturbated watching me

he made another appointment for November 3rd

I think one element that could be improved a lot are

is the photography

you should have much better pictures okay

I have pictures I can give you it's not a problem yeah

are they really top quality pictures

they they should look like Playboy pictures yeah

they're perfect yeah okay

that that's important

and I think we can improve the logo and the general

style of the site

and make it look much more high class okay

I also wanted to I don't know exactly how you do this

but I would really like it if my site

would come up in the search engines uh you know like

not I don't know exactly how you do that

but you know when you Google yeah

it's a it's a little tricky

it's a little tricky I come up it takes some time

but one good idea is to um

get yourself

listed in a lot of directories and review sites

the more um the more links there are to your site

the better your rankings in the search engines are

gonna be okay

and how you can do that I can help you with that okay

sure sure if you I mean

but that takes monthly work

if you wanna work out

like a monthly maintenance contract

cause you have to

you have to continually update it every month

how much would you charge for this

just to design it

um about 15 bucks and how soon could you get it done

um

I can only work after hours here so um 9 to 1 9 to 1

why not he supposedly has 400 electro volts against 100

200 Obama hundred dollars what

hundred dollars hundred dollars 2 to 1 I mean alright

hundred dollars 2 to one what do you got

I'm back taking action right now

taking action 2 to 1 it's okay

I'm taking Obama it's okay 2 to 1 stay in touch

exactly it's not going anywhere

why you getting fired tomorrow

oh you didn't hear that yet

can we can we sort of start over here

I am

I am not trying to tell you how to run your business

I'm trying to help you enhance your business um

and I think I can do that

and if I didn't think I could do that

I wouldn't have taken an interest in you

you seem like a pretty smart girl

do you uh

are you familiar with the escort named Tara

I'm not okay

well you might want to

check out some of the

stuff that's been posted about this

Tara on The Erotic Connoisseur

I don't usually like checking out reviews

okay well

let me

let me tell you a little story about what happened

to Tara Tara is 20 years old

kind of came in here

just falling off the turn of truck doing her own thing

and when I put up the reviews

her rates started going up

do you understand

this is making you more upscale than you've ever been

you think you know an idea of upscale

but what I'm offering you is upscale beyond so um

so anyhow um

do you have to develop these kind of business skills to

I mean who does your books

that's something I'd rather not answer actually well

I'm not gonna let's just say

I mean well

do you keep books I do

let's just say I have a few people that help me out

and I like to keep it at that

I think you wanna look at this time

as a time to actually get more invested

and actually personally

um my wife and I have gotten more aggressive

with our family we set up a 5:20 nine for our young son

uh and we wanted to

we wanted to get more involved here because uh

you don't see these levels

you don't see these opportunities very often actually

so if you sit back like everyone else and sell

you're actually going against the

against the grain of what you should

to be doing investing it's important

how is your wife how is Rachel

she's she's well

she's better thanks for asking

yeah of course

how is your son

um he's

he's good too um

everyone's well you know

there's I think every family right now feels stress

we watch the news watch this uh

we watch this uh

presidential election and this

this campaigning it's stressful to

to wonder where our country is going

but definitely um

I think sometimes the the

you just gotta turn it off right

you just can't even listen to it

I think more importantly you have to look it at uh

at your career really

look I see your Ledger

I see your numbers you're good at what you do

you could possibly be the best at what you do

you're amazing but let's not rest on our laurels here

there's more things you could be doing like what it

it just seems like everything changes

and then a reflection point

like this allows you to kind of

look at it and see what's changed

and

I asked you to meet with Michael for that exact reason

I think uh I think he has a really kind of

good view on what's going on in your market

and could take it to the next level

what exactly what exactly does he want

what exactly does he do

what differentiates you from those other women

is what's gonna make your

you know these other businesses grow for you

so I I do understand it

but I just I just wanted to say that but besides that

there's there's other things

I mean there's so many things that you can do

that will allow you to continue having your anonymity

but but really you can continue to grow your business

here's an example

do you really think some woman would wanna take her 16

17 year old daughter to my boutique

if they knew I was an escort

well

maybe if it was the sex we take and it was a couple

that would be a different story

but that's not what I'm interested

I'm not I'm not trying to be insensitive that I

I get that I really do

I'm just trying to make sure you understand that

there's an opportunity lost

if you don't take advantage of that right now

and what other ways could I do that where I'm safe

well like

you know you could write a book

could somebody could

we could do a movie about your life right

I mean like that right now that's

that's really hot

people are making movies like that for sure

there's Tara right there

Tara Sugar hi darling

how are you how are you

very well mwah

good to see you this is Charles

hi nice to meet you

it's really I have to get out of here okay

thanks for lunch oh

it's nice to see you yeah

you too um

we have about 20 minutes Wanna grab a quick drink

I would love a drink right now

so how's your flight it was good

it was good yeah

how are you staying I'm staying over

W

that's why we brought you

he wants to know that someone likes him

for him absolutely

at least at least for an hour

at least for an hour at least for an hour

I fall in love every time I go

that's right I fall in love every time I get

so you try to meet the girl of your dreams in Vegas

that's what we're talking about yeah

I haven't seen you in almost two weeks now

no it's a long time right

I know God

it's good to see you it's good to see you too

how long have I been coming here

two and a half years

God two and a half years

it's not that long it's not that long no

feels like a feels like

doesn't feel like a long time

it's been fun

but it just feels like you're a big part of my life

you know I look up and then suddenly

you're a big part of my life

I'd like to think so yeah yeah

yeah

you have a lot of makeup on today

do I yeah

I like it it's just someone else have you do that

or you just do it on your own

I did it myself yeah

this is how it usually is

on October 18th I met with Dan

I wore a vintage black cashmere sweater

Ernest sewn jeans and Poala Victoria boots

Dan talked the entire time

we didn't have sex

he was very upset about a contract his firm lost to

I am Pai

he set a date for Tuesday

so they gave us a booth

and they started doing the bottle service

and everything

and they started just bringing all this shit

and we were totally hammered

and as we're leaving like

some other manager comes in and decides not to comp it

it's like 10 grand

10 grand was our barbell isn't that sick

that's a big barbell

ah

I'm sure a lot of it was champagne wine

I don't even know like it got like

like a there was a little ring of us

and then it grew and it grew

and by the time there was like that outer ring

I think like strangers were just ordering

like buckets of beer and champagne and shit

it was so fun though I think he charges the movie

she needs to get one of those um

what do they call those things

where it's like a vaporizer

she did didn't last long didn't get her high enough

I don't know what it was my buddy tried one

but he didn't like it he

he's been smoking a long time

and he missed

like the burn and the coughing and the lungs

he needed it

just the clean thing wasn't enough for him Chelsea

hi hello

I thought that was you I hi Ken

how are you David hi David

just taking off but I thought I'd say hi

see you and how's Sheila

she's doing good she's doing good uh

you know there's always gonna be old people too

no matter what's going on the economy

so she's she's doing okay

still at the center

even though I guess she's a little afraid that you know

cutbacks recession depression might lose their funding

that's that's a long way off

we should get together soon yeah yeah

we should get together I I think she'd like that again

that'd be nice

how could you ever believe that a girl is into you

if you're paying her to be on a certain level

you feel like it's bullshit

that would be so

because you want to and she's showing you bullshit

no I'm saying at a certain level

a lot of guys would think

there's no way this girl could be really into me

if I have to pay her to be with me

Chris yes

how you doing nice to meet you

nice to meet you come to my office

yeah awesome

how you doing great

great great

this place is beautiful

are you guys are you looking at expansion

I mean I'm

from the looks of this place

it looks like you're you're well funded

I know you already have four locations

you know

how aggressive are you about finding other locations

we do not want to take over the world right

but we do want to we do want to

to expand our in our facilities

one about 10 clubs in the area

um but we

we certainly don't want to take over the world

you know

so we want to maintain a boutique like style of

operating style

so that we can really cater to each member

so many of the corporate monsters out there

it's very rigid in their policies

and that's the last thing that we want to do

that's the problem is with gyms is it's hard for the

you know it's a

I have to take care of my client

but b I need the facility to take care of my client

you know they're with me for one hour

but they're in the gym for the whole year

uh

I'm liking I

think that

I hear that that's very important to you guys

yes absolutely absolutely

I mean just if you look at the

the club alone it's a 15 million dollar facility right

so you know

we we have to maintain retention with our members

you know so if we're not getting results

guess what they're gone

I was wondering if you could do something

where I could start working with you more

you know not just doing my sessions

where I'm getting a piece of them

but something where I can maybe help you

train the trainers or

you know manage the place a little bit

and you could cut me like a base salary

something I I just have to start doing more for myself

you know and I've gone out and

gone and check some other places out

and felt some people out

and you've looked at other places after all the

the times that I've helped you out here

you've looked at other places

I mean again

I just looked you know

just to sort of feel out what I was gonna say to you

and I'm here to you first obviously

how do you feel about the other places

I mean look

I've been working with you a long time

I don't want to leave here

but at the same time I need to do something now

you know what I mean and I need to step it up

I've been doing this for too long man

right now it's not exactly the best time to start

you know hitting people up for more money

I know that I know that

but that's exactly almost why I have to

because

I don't know how much worse things are gonna get or

you know hopefully they turn around and get better

I don't know but all I do know is

I've been doing this long enough to

where I need a change

and if it's gonna be with you guys

I would love to do that and if it's not

I understand but then I'm gonna have to move on

well you're talking about more of a management role

taking a piece out of the

the profit stuff like that

but I mean I've been trying for weeks

just to get you to wear the shirts

you can't even come

you can't even pass along with me on that

I mean I gotta be honest with you Bill

I I'm not a uniform guy

I don't I mean

I love the gym I don't

I just I don't love the t shirts

but I mean I have to wear a T-shirt to be on the team

I'll do that that's what I mean

more of a team role I don't see you in that role

I don't see you I don't

I don't get that feeling from you

I get you more of an outsider

more of an independent you know

kind of fly by the seat of your pants kind of guy

hi hi

how can I open this what's your cheapest prepaid phone

cheapest prepaid let me show you

this is $110 with 200 minutes and nights and weekends

free $110

and I only get 200 minutes yeah

I'll give you 80 for it no

our cost is 95 I can't give you for 80 okay

then I'll take 95 and I'll buy two no

I can give you 100 if you want

okay that's fine I'll take two then

hi David

this is Chelsea hi

you're real you can never tell with these websites

so um

I checked out your information

and I see that you're a writer

and yep your company is in L A

so is that where you live as well

yeah I live in L A

I'm just in for a couple days

do you travel a lot I do

you know project to project

I just go wherever they're shooting

um I'm in New York like five times a year

what kind of writer are you screenwriter

so what are you looking forward to

do you have anything specific in mind

well uh

you know after looking at your site

uh I just

I'd really love to get together with you

I'm just feeling kind of stressed out

I mean I should probably see a shrink

but it seems like a lot more fun to see you

why don't you tell me about yourself

are you married do you have kids

uh yes and yes and no comment

how many kids do you have

I have two little girls

don't make me feel bad though

I won't

um

would you like to meet tomorrow

yes I would

but uh

tomorrow is my screening and my dinner

that's what I'm in for so I can't do it tomorrow

and I leave Friday morning

how about tonight

yeah I can't do tonight

oh really

have you ever even seen an escort before

uh no

this is my first time is it that clear

well no

it's just that I have this policy

that I usually don't see a client

unless they've been with an escort

hmm um no

do you make exceptions I actually

um

I was just going to tell you that

I was looking at your birthday uh huh

and um

it actually coincides with mine really well

you know let me see if I could push some things around

we clicked there was something there

and I told him that you told him that

I told him that I was going out of town for the weekend

and he didn't like that at all

and what really set it off was

when he insulted me about my

you know my personality books

right

and I had a feeling he didn't support me in my belief

and you know

I found out last night for sure

so

you found out last night that he's not into astrology

or he doesn't like your astrology it's not astrology

are you gonna do this to me too

kind of is it's not

I mean 20,000 people that's you know

that's more than just reading star signs no

I think definitely I think it's important

I think it's

it's critical to have somebody who supports you

but it's important to you know

I don't wanna I don't wanna be negative cause I

I think that feeling when you connect with the client

it's the best feeling in the world

and I don't wanna be sort of down on that

it's funny because you know

I wanted to get away from my parents

and I didn't want to depend on them

I didn't want their money

and that's more than half the reason

I started doing this in the first place

and you know I have a lot of money saved up

and I won't completely feel like I'm dependent on him

monetarily at least right

but he made me feel happy

and I want to know if that's something that will

continue or if it won't

do you really believe what's coming out of your mouth

right now

you think what do you think

let me guess this guy is married

do you have a family huh

what do you think is gonna happen

you're gonna go away this weekend

something magical is gonna happen

he's gonna go home to his wife

who he's cheating on by the way

and say hey honey

guess what

I spent three days with a hooker and guess what

I don't know what's going to happen

and that's the point I have to find out

I know what's gonna happen

you know what's gonna happen okay

you're gonna go on your little trip

alright and when he's done playing with you

because he's having a midlife crisis

he's gonna leave you and go back to his normal

great life with his wife and his family

and he's gonna leave you high and dry

and guess what then you're gonna come back here

and there's no here anymore

and you'll be stuck with you and your books alone

I promise you that

I wish I would have known you felt like that

so that's it just fucking blindsides you out of nowhere

no

blindsides me out of nowhere

walks in and I am going away with somebody

and it's over that's the end of it

but it isn't

I feel for you

and fucking everything you told me about this girl

you loved her you're happy

this was the thing

and so for that I feel for you

but honest to God good fucking riddens

it's not good riddens it's not good riddens

it is good riddens OK

it's the first girl in as long as I can remember

that I really care about

let me tell you something I cared about

I don't even you know

let me tell you something

all women ultimately are evil

they are the worst species

the worst in fucking hyenas

because they have all the power

I'm not sensing a little frustration from them

they have all the fucking power okay

and and and and they know this

do you ever listen to Jim Rome yeah

I love Rome

he always talks about Charles Berkeley

and I guess he had a Bill at some club in Vegas for

15 grand yeah

in alcohol and he was like oh

it was just an accident

I forgot to pay it but just here oh

you walked out on it well no

it was just like you know

he said put it on my tab and never paid it right right

but honestly just Charles sure Charles

suck down 15,000 worth of booze

and then waltz out the door

have the way you like repeats it like five times

when you see that when they handed that funnel cake

put the powdered sugar on it

it's all hot and crispy

you think this is gonna be great oh my God

I guess what I'm building up to is

I'm trying to see the role

that this guy plays in your life

not necessarily your relationship between him

and I'm not really interested in the intimate details

between you these two actual people

you and your boyfriend

I'm interested in the kind of relationship

that somebody in your business would have

with somebody they actually love

well

let me speak with him and see how he feels about it

this journalist Mark

he's actually really nice he's a little intrusive

but um

intrusive but how so

I mean he's a journalist so that's his job right

yes it's just I'm not used to that really

he wants to meet you he wants to meet me mm hmm

what's he want to meet me for

he's never met

an escort that is in a committed relationship

after that sorry to interrupt you

but have you ever been in an open relationship

and if you were what's the what's the

I couldn't what's the fucking difference

no open on which end no

here's the difference

I don't need no strings attached to late

here's what it is

the way the relationship is established

if you get into a relationship with someone

that you think is exclusive

and then they suggested being open

that's not gonna apply that's never

if you get into sort of a fuck buddy situation yeah

that's the difference

you won't want to keep it that way

that I can handle like college

when you have that open relationship

fuck buddy

but if you hold these bones together and relax them

beautiful and you drop down into a plank

now position 2 a little bit more for

you can walk your hands forward

push forward push forward

let your hips come down a little bit right there

hold that position for me good breathing yes

drop down to a chaturanga now drop to the mat

good hold that for a second and then come to up dog

I don't know what to do you know

I'm gonna keep training him

and continue to blow him off

you know nicely

but I I'm at like a loss right now

that's like the worst situation

I mean I've been there before

but for girls it's so much worse

you know

I just kick the crap out of him every time you see him

make him throw up

so he can't think about asking you out

then he'll start to hate you uh

I hope so you're about to get in really good shape

that's true too you know

so I gotta keep

and then you might wanna go out with them

I don't know about that I'm not sure about that

I gotta you know

you can make them over might be like a work in progress

hi hi

may I help you uh

Glenn wouldn't happen to be here

would he yes right this way

and someone to see ah

miss Chelsea I presume hey

thanks dad

what the fuck is up hello

ah

so how do you like what I haven't done with the place

uh it's kind of your place

well it's kind of a nice setup

I've got a little deal with the pater there

uh you're supposed to be a sophisticated escort

I read uh

you're like a little Shernberg

I can improvise on it for hours

so what's on the menu

what would you like to know

well it's not so much what I'd like to know

it's what I'd like to feel

but

again I uh

I don't think you really

understand what I can do for you uh

if this goes well um

I trust you've looked at my site again um

you've seen some of the

girls who are the stars of the erotic connoisseur

I've got a very big project coming up that I think

if this works out you'd be uh

perfect for I'm uh

organizing a junket such as it is um

to Dubai you know

Dubai lots of money

very tall buildings Arab people

with the cash flowing out of their water faucets

and all that yeah

I'm gonna take a bunch of girls to Dubai

you know everybody's there says that the

the Russian hookers are the best

and I wanna convince the

Dubai elites that it's best to buy American

and it's very all it's all on the up and up

the great thing about the whole project is that

it sounds like it's a white slavery ring

but it's not um

and again I think

this could be something that really UPS your profile

gets you more money I want to help you

and you can help me

help you by giving me a little bit of a sense of a

what you're like to be with

how does this trip to Dubai exactly benefit you

yeah it benefits everybody

I mean

I've got some people out there who set up the capital

we go out there totally first class all the way

private jet champagne

cocaine all sorts of yummy yummy things

we're out there we spend a week on your off hour

off hours you do whatever you like

but on your on hours

I bring you to men who will pay 25 thirty 500

10,000 just for the pleasure of shaking your hand

and then it goes from there

if you want a piece of this it might be

in your interest to give me some play

we talked about review copy as it were um

I'd like to see what it's like to be with someone as

breathtaking

as you are

oh God

how to go

um

not so well but I don't really wanna go into that

I've dealt with that and I I just wanna leave it there

but when I came home I

I tried calling Chris

cause I really needed him and he wasn't there

and meet you like meet and talk to you Wednesday uh huh

okay what uh

what and what is that gonna entail

hopefully more money

he said he could help increase my rate

that's what he said

was he saying

what did he say in relation to the other girl

he said he reviewed her and she did really well

do you ever get intimidated by other women's bodies

that are in competition with you

not at all

very happy with what I have you look great but you know

I mean this is a high stress business right

you know

true I mean there's always somebody else

yeah so what how did he what did you say about that

you know how about that

Phil was acting really strange the other day yeah

now I know why why well I think I know why

I was shopping today

and I saw him and some girl outside who I've never seen

and I think it's that new girl

the one the hobbist was talking about oh that new girl

you you think it was her what what she look like

similar to me she had long brown hair

thin pale skin

she's taller though

and that upsets you of course listen to me

I don't know how much this hobbyist is playing

this to his own favor you guys against each other

the new girl on the street

to help himself out

and try to get a freebie off of you

and honestly can I tell you something

you are the best at everything you do okay

and just because there's some new girl

there's always gonna be new girls

that come on the scene

but nobody does what you do okay

so

please do me a favor and do not let it stress you out

I know you're competitive

and I know you wanna be the best you are the best

thank you you're welcome can you get

me another drink yes

I can get you another drink

excuse me guys

I'll take a ginger ale

whatever looks like a vodka something

nice to meet you trying to cheer my girl up

not my date it's my girlfriend

but it's alright

she's having a bad day

buy me

okay we're having a conversation with this one here

oh yes yeah

well he's done very well

as you can see a lot of a lot of a lot of red dots

a lot of red dots um

actually that one is available

I love that one kind of like a reminds me of a crown

when I went to meet him

he listened

you know

he made me feel a way I haven't felt with Chris

since the first couple months of being with him

and probably more so than that yeah

no I mean that's great

love that when it happens with a client

you meet somebody and it's like a real connection um

but it is different

I mean clients different from you know from boyfriends

it's a different kind of relationship

it's um

now there is boundaries there

where it's a little bit artificial

whereas what you have with Chris is really it's

it's a real relationship this is not the end

this is not the worst

I think it's going to get worse much worse

if I hear one more thing about this debate

I'm gonna throw up

if I hear the word Maverick one more time

I'm gonna throw up

it could be somebody who just really wants

the real you right

I mean the real you in other words

like that's a lot of money for a short period of time

you know you don't you don't wanna get the fake diamond

you wanna get the real diamond

what else do you wanna know

another blind alley here man yeah

it's the story of my life

so listen the idea of going home this weekend is really

starting to bum me out

and I'm thinking a crazy thought

I'm thinking I'm not going to

do you have any big plans this weekend

Wanna spend the weekend together

yeah

good you wanna get out of town

okay I'm gonna take care of some things I need to do

on Friday morning

I'm gonna send a car for you

take you this place in the Hudson Valley I know about

it's called Monteverde

and I'm gonna meet you up there in the afternoon

we'll spend the weekend together

and see where this thing goes

okay

it's a plan

about a year ago I found these books on personality

so the first thing I ask a client

or one of the first things at least

is when is their birthday

and that helps me see

if this person is going to put me in danger

if they're going to be a risky business decision

it's so you vet them out because um

by seeing if they have their personal details

on the top of their head that's right

the guy you met

you mentioned him before about the guy you met before

your boyfriend that you were kind of interested in

he was interested in you

how'd you handle that situation

let's just say I handled it

yeah but um

or I am handling it you are handling it

it's still going on

what's next

where have you been

I've been out out where

I've been calling I haven't heard from you in hours

I just had my phone turned off

I've been freaking out calling you incessantly

get that for me

it broke

where have you been

told you I was out

it's freezing out there doing what

seeing somebody what do you think

yeah I think that you've been gone for the entire day

without any contact

I thought I didn't know if you got attacked or what

are you still gonna take that trip to Vegas

I have I have no idea no

I told them no

I'm not going to Vegas cause you couldn't come

I don't know

what is going on maybe you should what does that mean

I met somebody today

you you met somebody and okay

what does that mean

I'm gonna go away for the weekend

you I'm sorry

I'm not understanding you met somebody today a client

right

and you know

our rules is you don't go away with clients

it's just something I have to do you know

no I don't I I don't know

I don't know

I don't even know what you're talking about right now

who is this client

I've actually never met him but

there was something there

there was definitely something there

today was the first day you met him

I just said that didn't I

well it's just hard for me to suddenly uh

you're suddenly going away with someone you met today

does this have something to do with uh your books

yeah it does

that's not the only reason

there's just something about

him and

there's something I feel that I can't miss you know

I can't miss out on

okay let's back up

is this did I do something

it's just for two days Chris

yeah okay

I hear it's for two days okay

I get it I don't know what's gonna happen

was that is this because of me talking about Vegas

is this like something to get back at me

not at all

what's this guy's name

don't worry about his name

and what does this mean

you're going away for the weekend

I'm just going away for the weekend

that's it or you're making other plans or look

we've been together for over a year and a half okay

I'm gonna need more than just a hi

how you doing I'm fine

I'm going away for the weekend alright

you don't even know this guy Chris

you know what this means to me

you know what my books mean to me

books you know look

I was cool with your books

cause it made you feel comfortable

and it made your work easier

but the end of the day they're books

written by some guy

that probably has never been in a relationship

in his life

and doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about okay

you think so yeah

I think so I knew you felt that way

why didn't you just admit it

why didn't you just admit it

why didn't I just admit it

because you weren't talking about leaving me

for a guy that you read about in a book

okay

we're not living in a book

we're going away for the weekend alright

you and I are real

it's not just a guideline or a format for my business

it's for my fucking life

no it's we are our lives

do you understand that what you do for work alright

you met a client today you didn't need your soulmate

you didn't need some guy you read about in a book okay

you know I don't know that and you don't know that no

I do know that I know that

you don't spend one day with a guy and destroy

over a year relationship I mean we live together

we're just gonna we're just gonna throw that all out

I didn't say I was throwing it all out Chris

I said I need to find out

I need to figure this out for myself

yeah yeah

well if you go on this trip

you're throwing it all out okay

you understand that there is no going on this trip

you're incredibly selfish

what did you say I'm selfish

you're selfish I'm selfish

I've bent over backwards for you

you know what while you go out and fuck guys for money

don't fucking yell at me okay

and I don't do anything

I sit here like a jerk off all day

don't fucking yell at me

hello

hi it's David hi

how are you

a little cold

listen

Christine I've been thinking about you non stop

since we said goodbye

but I can't come

what

I'm sorry I can't come

I have to go home

I'm already here

I'm really sorry

the room's taken care of but I just

I was uh

video chatting with my kids this morning

and the tears just started pouring out of me

and I realized I have to go home

with her smoky eyes

dark straight hair and perky little body

Chelsea would appear to have the potential to satisfy

in the goth or girl next door modes

alas Chelsea

seems intent on marketing herself

as a sophisticated escort

with her flat affect

lack of culture and utter refusal to engage

Chelsea couldn't even dazzle the likes of forest

fucking Gump and that's just where the problems begin

just as her perky

little tits seem to literally shrink at my touch

so too did the connoisseur's cock fail to launch

at the clammy touch of her hand

and the lukewarm and loose embrace of her mouth

to quote the great sage

Jamie Gillis and Misty Beethoven

this number is the nater of passion

a splendid time is absolutely not guaranteed for all

hi

hi

should I come out or you wanna come in

good

can I get you anything

I'm fine

so how's your day treating you

it's been alright

you sure

Wanna talk about it

I really shouldn't

it's just been really bothering me

something happened

there's this guy who runs a message board and he's

he's really nobody

and

he wanted to meet me and have sex for the exchange

that in return he'll write a good review about me

tell people that I gave him the time of his life

which I already know I do but

I shouldn't talk about this I'm sorry

you can if you want

he took a Q tip

and he asked me to put it on my vagina

I mean this guy probably didn't shower for 3 days

I'm sorry I'm really hot

sky was just disgusting in every sense of the word

I'm sorry I feel really stupid

I shouldn't be talking about this

it's okay

look

you seem like you need some air

do you wanna go downstairs

you wanna take a walk get a cup of coffee or something

yeah I like that

um could you

put us somewhere

a little further away from everybody else alright

I have something right over here

that's better yeah thank you so much

when you when somebody we agreed to do this right

we agreed to meet here and have this kind of situation

which is a transactional situation

like the one you deal with all the time

in your business right

now we're up to this part where like

I'm asking you something

that would actually be interesting to me

and I feel you're holding out on me

I mean

the thing is the the the inner you is really I mean

this in this business it's all about appearance right

if you weren't beautiful

nobody would be paying to bang you right

to put a grossly right

so the thing is that if you weren't beautiful

you wouldn't be in this business

is that right

do we agree on that so suppose

I like your looks

but I'm really much more interested in the real you

because I get a sense from looking at your picture

I wanna talk about myself

but just say somebody else

I get a piece looking at your picture

and also looking into your eyes right now

the way you're doing that with your hair

and the kind of way you're wearing

your little outfit there and all that kind of stuff

and I like your earrings and here's somebody

I really like to get to know a little better

so is that iron door always gonna be closed

for most people yes

most

it's possible

that there might be a crack in that little door

that you can walk through

this kind of thing

that you could possibly get through that kind of like

I mean

I assume the armor in your situation must be very thick

just because it has to be right

so what kind of guy would it have to be

hi Naim

hey Chelsea

how are you I'm well

how are you good

thank you

you look lovely thanks

but it's very important that you vote for McCain

very important no

we've had this discussion

state of Israel must continue he's the man

everybody's buying gold

cause they think it's a good hedge against the

about stock market

a friend of mine told me that today

actually I said I should invest my money

well

people think that you should buy diamonds

but diamonds don't really have a resale value

unfortunately it's a myth

gold is the way to go