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What a beautiful day, huh?
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I'd say borderline glorious, Marlene!
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It's days like these that I--
What, what is-- What, what is--
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Is this ambush, boys, or
an invitation to tea time?
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Sorry, Skipper, we just
can't get the drop on you.
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Don't tell me.
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You asked them to attack you?
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Got to stay frosty, Marlene.
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Dance with Lady Chaos as many
times as I have, you can never
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tell when or where-- Look out!
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That's what I'm talking
about, Kowalski.
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You almost had me.
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Uh, yeah, those darts weren't mine.
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Ooh, my mistake.
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Top-notch work there, Private!
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Not mine, either, Skipper.
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Really?
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Then, Rico?
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(Babbling)
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Well then, who?
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(Clapping)
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That clapping!
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I know that icy cold clapping.
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I know that icy cold clapping.
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(Clapping)
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Ah, Skipper!
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All these years, and you
haven't missed a step!
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Hans, what are you doing here?
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I came to see you, my old foe.
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Uh, guys?
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Who's the duck?
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Marlene, meet Hans, the deadliest
puffin in all of Denmark.
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Puffins are deadly?
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Deadly, two-faced, treacherous!
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They can't be trusted.
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Oh, Skipper, please.
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I've come to say I'm sorry
about the Copenhagen incident.
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It was my bad!
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Your bad made me Denmark's
public enemy number-one!
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You're the reason Skipper
can't go to Denmark?
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Oh, why dwell on the past?
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Can we not be friends now?
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Friends?
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Ugh!
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Yes, friends.
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Chums, palsy-walsies!
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I would be honoured to
be a guest in your home.
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Oh, lovely!
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We can host a
get-to-know-you barbecue!
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(Babbling)
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We'll invite everyone in the
zoo, and wear festive hats!
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Oh, I'll bring the clams!
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I like festive hats, and clams!
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(Popping)
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I will never, ever, ever be
palsy-walsies with that puffin.
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So, what was it that
happened in Denmark, anyway?
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Oh, it is such a long story,
with so many twists and chases
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and explosions, ha, ha!
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You wouldn't be interested!
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No, I would!
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Really!
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(Knocking)
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Skipper, I have brought you
a hand-drawn greeting card!
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It says, "Roses are red.
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Posies are green.
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Sorry about Denmark.
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I was too mean!
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Your pal, Hans."
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(Shredding)
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I also brought flowers!
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I also brought flowers!
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(Explosion)
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And homemade Danishes.
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Come now, Skipper.
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Treat yourself!
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Hmph!
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No sense in these going to waste!
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Skipper, give Hans a chance.
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He just wants to be your pal.
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Marlene, I don't know what that
sick seabird wants, but it
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ain't friendship.
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Are you sure, Skipper?
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I mean, his Danishes are delicious.
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Mmm, pass me another puffin muffin!
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Oh, don't eat the
puffin's puff pastries!
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They're evil!
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A bit rich, maybe, but
evil seems a trifle-- ow!
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Skipper, your deep-seated
paranoia is understandable, even
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admirable.
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But I believe science can
show us it is wrong.
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Here is a pie chart of gifts
one might give to a friend.
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Cards, flowers, pastries,
and of course, pie.
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Yum!
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On the other hand, here are things
one might give to an enemy.
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Wedgies, contagious viruses,
flaming sacks of doo-doo, and
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of course, poisoned pie.
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Not yum!
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Given the evidence, we must
conclude Hans's friendship
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overtures are indeed sincere.
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Come on, you can do this, Skipper.
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Grr!
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Fine.
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I still smell double-cross.
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Shh!
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Hans, Skipper has something
he'd like to say to you.
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Okay.
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I extend to you my
flipper in friendship.
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Can I go now?
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I never thought I'd see the day.
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Please, Skipper.
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Take this gift as a
token of my gratitude.
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Well, thank you, Hans.
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I don't really know what to say.
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Ahh!
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Come on, the exploding rope bomb?
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You didn't see that coming?
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And this is why we never
forgive and forget!
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Hmm!
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Uh, what's going on over there?
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Hmm, someone is sacrificing
penguins to the volcano.
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Eh, these things happen.
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Whoa!
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Ugh!
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Hans, it's a fake volcano.
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There's no lava down here.
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Oh, I had no plans
to fry you, Skipper.
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I only need this phoney-baloney
volcano to hold you-- (Chewing)
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-- in which time, I
will complete my-- ahh!
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Stop that puffin!
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MARLENE: Um, hello?
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Guys?
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Guys?
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(Grunting)
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No good!
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He's locked us out!
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(Splashing)
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Ah, Skipper, this is
the perfect revenge.
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perfect revenge.
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In the heart of one of the
largest cities on Earth, with
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all your weapons at my wing tips!
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Do you know what I can do?
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He can help animals in
trouble, just like we do!
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Oh, sure, Private.
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And then, he'll fly away on
his magic unicorns, spreading
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rainbows and pixie
dust wherever he goes!
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Hans has a magic unicorn?
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Oh, I guess not.
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Oh, I guess not.
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All clear.
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(Dialling)
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(Beeping)
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Hans will never see this coming.
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No one knows about our
secret entrance but us.
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Right you are, young Private.
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And nobody knows about our
intricate booby traps.
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Nobody could possibly get past them.
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Not even us!
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Oh, wait!
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Ahh!
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Ahh!
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Ahhh!
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Ahhh!
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Oh!
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(Explosion)
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Okay, we can't get to Hans.
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So, we'll just turn up the heat.
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Hmm, where to begin?
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The orbital death ray?
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Nah!
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Hmm.
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Hot enough for you, Hans?
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Kowalski, right now the
temperature in that lair is
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sweltering with a high
chance of back sweat!
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No seabird can withstand
that magnitude of mugginess!
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All we have to do is wait till
Hans flees, and then grab him!
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Roger that!
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I'll see you topside!
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Oh!
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That was a Christmas present!
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Any moment now, we'll grab Hans.
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Any moment.
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Here it comes.
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Get ready.
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Run, Skipper, run!
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(Laughing)
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(Laughing)
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She's going to blow!
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Just wait.
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Just wait.
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So, we finish it with fish.
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Just like Denmark.
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(Screaming)
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(Screaming)
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Ahhh!
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You cannot win, Skipper!
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I am fuelled by a boiling
head, a raging fury--
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And a babbling beak!
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You should know that I kissed
your sister on the lips!
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I don't have a sister.
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And if I did, she wouldn't have lips.
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Really?
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Then, who did I kiss?
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Ahhh!
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Don't even think about it, Hans.
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Your cold-blooded vengeance
spree ends here.
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(Crying)
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Hey, are you-- you're
not crying, are you?
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No, no, no.
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I just have a little, um-- (Crying)
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What is to become of
Hans the puffin now?
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I have no home!
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No home?
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The Danes finally caught on to
me and my devilish schemes,
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and they banned me from my own home!
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So, that's why you took my H.
Q.
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It wasn't revenge?
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Oh, there was a little
revenge, but it was mostly
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because I have nowhere to go!
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I am a puffin without a perch!
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Hans, I think I know what you need.
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need.
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Yeah, I'm here to pick up a
transfer for the Hoboken Zoo.
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Yes, we will load it right away.
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How about this weather?
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Hot enough for you?
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So, this Hoboken Zoo.
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It is nice?
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I'll be honest with you, Hans.
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It's a disease-riddled cesspool!
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(Laughing)
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I get the 5-day forecast,
but do we need the 10-day?
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What are they, fortune-tellers?
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Okay, you're all set.
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Right, see you later.
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Freak.
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Freak.
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Well, that wraps up that
chapter of my life in a nice,
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little bow.
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Except I still don't know
what happened in Denmark!
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Oh, young Private, that's
between me, Hans and the Danes.
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Get your own secret life!
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Hey, guys!
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Still trapped in here!
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